Why is Nintendo so based?

>All of anon's friends open their Christmas presents to find switch's inside
>They all go together to the skatepark to play splatoon 2 together
>"Hey anon, wanna come with us? Oh wait, you don't have a switch..."
>Anon stays at home playing his PS4 deep into the night
>The intense blue light being emitted from his controller lights up his room, showing a single tear rolling down his cheek

>>384354282
>christmas
>cold as fuck
>let´s go outside skating with all the snow

Nah anon, also none of my friends has or will buy a switch.

>>384354282
Are you Australian?

Dumb redditfrog poster

>>384354637
>implying winter will be cold when global warming