>"Hey anon get in voice"

stupid animals, only good for sex

Only girls like horses.

what a big cat

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>"Hey anon are you black?"

>>384350430
thats a kangaroo u dumbass

>>384350578
Snakes suck

>>384350578
What are you actually not black or are you afraid of people knowing the color of your skin?

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>"Hey anon what are you eating?"

>>384350791
I'm not afraid its just hat faggots always ask to see my black cock

It's annoying since I'm not gay

>>384350791
>he's not prepping for the upcoming race war

>>384350791
Nobody knows you're a jive-talking street-walkin night-stalkin chicken-eatin nike-wearin bastard-makin family-abandonin crack-smokin forty-drinkin gang-bangin liberal-cuckoldin check-cashin program-havin church-goin spear-chuckin dick-swingin man of color on the internet

>>384350578
snekko :D

>>384350232

So is this thread about actual voice chat anxiety or gay ERP?

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>>384350843
>eating over the mic
Almost as bad as having open mic in your parents' house

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>"Hey anon-"

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>how's the wife and kids anon?

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>*bong noises*

>>384350941
>upcoming race war
This is bad. My town is mostly white. Knowing my luck, I'll probably get shot by some country dude on my way to get a Switch.

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>"brb, wife aggro"

>>384350941
Never ever.

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>Are you a girl?

>>384351028
literally the worst is when some idiot has a kid screaming in the back

I actually "broke off" with a guy I used to be good gaming friends with over this, every other session there's fucking fire alarm going on

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>sorry guys gotta jump off, gf's yelling at me to shut up

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>190cm
>140kg
>have the voice of a boy

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>play with anon on TTT for a few weeks
>he asks me to voice one of his videos
>"Aw fuck I've always wanted to try VA stuff"
>it's a minecraft animation

>>384351347
Give him what he's asking for.

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>sorry he's not chatting a lot he's usually funny in chat lol

>Hey anon-
>leave server
>remove all friends
>go offline
Close one

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>every time my team is composed of mostly euros/spics unconsciously put on an accent similar to theirs"
>"Ah, anon, where are you from?"
>tfw from Wisconsin

>>384351339
>163cm
>50kg
>babyface
>have the voice of Barry White

>>384351171
Just smear yourself in mayonnaise and you'll be good senpai

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>when you take control of your all-nonamerican team

I used to like voice chat until it felt like I was just being used to entertain people. I played with this ho I met on WW2 and she'd always beg everyone to come on Teamspeak and when I'd get on no one is talking and then tries to snowball conversation by asking verbatim "lol anon tell us a funny story". Then she'd make it about her somehow until conversation runs dry and does it again

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Leave saving smash to me, I will find the perpetrator and seal this case!

>>384350232
So what's the problem? Are you afraid to talk?

>>384350731
>snake blowjob

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>girl joins voice chat
>starts making atenttion noises

>>384351656
I did this but in real life when I had to do groupwork at my new study.

>>384353321
>girl in game
>wont stop talking

Rate my voice.
https://a.uguu.se/Ob8Rjpsx7hRY.ogg

>>384353321
>that one sperg doesn't give her attention and just talks vidya
>white knights get annoyed by him talking over their queen

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>>384350232
>Plays game
>Talks in voice
>We communicate like normal individuals and the game goes normally.

>>384353639
Nice. Too bad you can embed those files with 4chanX and set the sound to minimum before playing.

>>384351559
when will they just fuck already

>>384353639
Haha anon, are you an nvidia card?

>>384353639
lovely

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>>384351258
I apologize for all my friends whom had to suffer with me the agonizing screams of a younger brother who has no self-control to this day. I can only thank my friends for sticking it out with me and understanding I only wanted to hang out with them in games instead of real life.

>>384353640
>that one sperg doesn't give her attention and just talks vidya
How's he a sperg if he's ignoring the attention seeking tendencies? That's what you're supposed to do.

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>>384353681
>boring mundane inanity gets less traffic than things of interest on a mongolian death worm fingerpainting website

>>384353071
WOO WOO

>>384353903
isnt that for ghost blowjobs?

>breathing activates mic
>chewing activates mic
>keyboard keys activating mic
>chair squeeking activates mic
JUST USE PUSH TO TALK YOU FUCK

>>384354010
Time to widen our horizons.

>>384353321
>playing tf2
>obnoxious slut voice with her 2 beta orbiters in chat
>"haha oh my gawwdduh, i wish i had some vodka i wanna get druuuunnnk haha"

fucking women GET OUT OF MY GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>384353639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z2Y5iKCYQN

>>384354081
haha

>>384354145
y is anime grill red-eyed? did she cry a lot? is she allergic to something?

>>384354145
I agree.

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>>384353321
>girl joins voice chat
>keeps trying to talk to me
>constantly compliments me

>>384354205
high as fuck on weed

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>>384350883
Show us your black cock.

>>384354147
keeek epic nu-/v/ memes

>>384350941
>impying the east asians wouldn't just steamroll everyone then kill each other

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>>384351086

>friend had a kid
>started hanging out with us less
>he had to drop out of college and get a better paying job
>few months later, turned out not his kid
>ends up ditching the girl and his son almost right off the bad
>we hang out almost every other day to play vidya again

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>>384354386
>implying Polish Hussars wouldn't take on 40 gooks each and win

>>384354034
Fuck off, looser. Im using voice activation because it's comfortable, stop crying, kido.

>>384354362
>guaranteed replies: the post
haha

>>384350843
It's a pity thag pigs immediatly grow into horrendous, enourmous bloated creatures

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>Hey anon, how's life!

>>384354275
Don't fall for it, they always go after the guy who doesn't give them attention, because it really bothers them to not have the full attention of every guy present.

>>384354337
sauce?

I don't have any friends or family to ask me anything.

>Random fuck that doesn't talk but his fucking SMOKE ALARM NEEDS A BATTERY CHANGE AND HE JUST LETS IT SIT THERE BEEPING ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>384354419

>few months later, turned out not his kid

how did he uncuck himself?

>>384354081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQmA9SbLDb
Well at least she doesn't sound like someone who not old enough to buy vodka, even though he is 29.

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I AM KARL FRANZ
THEY WILL OBEY

>>384354584
Domesticated pigs look fucking american.
Overgrown, fat as fatass, pale but not white, have problems walking.

At this point you're better off getting an african pigger.

>>384354419
Now that he's had a taste of the family life, I doubt he'll run back to it any time soon. He got lucky.

>>384352180
Are you trying to imply those pig monsters AREN'T American?

>play intense game with friend
>after every round hear huge af vaping sounds
>sounds like a wind tunnel in my ears for a solid minute

*BURRRRRRRRP*

>>384354857
you will always be a subhuman and a virgin. how does that make you feel?

>>384355148
That caught me off guard and I laughed.
Is this a false flag?

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>>384355103
Hey I'm eating too!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYZKf7wW1N

>used to be orbiter of older girl
>friends on facebook and shit
>met IRL
>start playing with her again
>she has a bunch of new orbiters
>they all super jelly of me
>not as beta as I used to be
>realize i'm not about this life anymore
>just don't associate with that shit anymore
>play with a 13 year old kid who talks trash and is pro as fuck
>he wants to do game tournaments

Now we're talking.

>>384350578
>thaaannnnnkksssssssssssssss

>>384355324
>no burp at the end

Why the fuck did I just listen to that?

>>384355447
I can't force myself to burp, if I do I throw up.

>>384355509
I can do the alphabet.

>>384354337
please sauce

>>384355539
Woah, that's impressive!

>>384350312
>>384350358
These are both true.

>>384355571
You're a sad man bro

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>>384353863
>implying discussing actual video games are boring compared to just acting like a disabled attention whore
>projecting your shallow mindset on other people

>>384350843
Disgusting creatures, good thing they taste so good.

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>online friend invites his normie friend or gf to the teamspeak/mumble/discord/whatever server
>doesn't jive with the rest of the group
>puts up unfunny facebook tier jokes in the chat
>gets upset over potentially offensive jokes or images posted in the chat
>everyone is too nice to tell them to leave

>>384355618
i just really really like cows

>>384351173
I always assume those guys are wearing cock cages.

>>384350941
>Basement dwelling Nazi larpers vs everyone else

I'll give it one week.

>>384351294
Meanwhile he wishes the bitch would just drop dead. Pussy isn't all it's cracked up to be, anon.

I've had dozens of women and I stopped trying three years ago because it's not worth it. Only change is a dream about sex a lot more often.

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>in a party with a friend
>his buddies join
>"sorry man, we have bad news have to kick you from the guild"
>they leave
>play in silence for the next two hours

>>384355509
Even better

>>384351347
Well, go ahead. Prove it.

How do you even make friends online? I've never had anyone ask me to get on mic or to play vidya

>>384350941
I am prepping for the race war. Can't wait to shoot Nazi scum like my grandfathers did. I'm white.

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>>384356067
Ewww, anon that's gross.

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"brb smoke"
>lighter noise
>audible inhaling/exhaling
>push to talk

>>384356117
What games are you playing?

>>384353857
Because spergs are pretty much less spergy than normies these days. Seriously, when did dues become so pathetically thirsty and drop their standards to basement level 18? I see Chad looking guys with fatties. This didn't happen ten years ago.

>>384356073
who ever makes the claim is under the burden of proof
if you make a claim it never happened then you need to prove it

>>384356209
that's the kind of petty shit I don't put up with, I will legit call you out on that.

>>384356221
RS2 for right now. I have a ton of other games, but no friends to play with.

>>384354145
pretty sexy ;3
here's mine

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FL5iVrTlrM

>>384356239
It's more the fact that all the lesser woman are going for chads now, and completely ignoring anyone who isn't a 7/10 or higher.

>>384356297
I don't even know what the fuck that is, but you're talking about it like it's the bee's knees or something.

Play it online, with people, and talk shit man, I don't know, that age old 'be yourself', have fun with the game, make call outs, and be a good inviting player.

>>384355853
You're still sa.d

>>384356247
You're claiming the Holocaust killed at least 6 million Jews. One can't prove a negative, dipshit.

>>384355618
>>384354337
Anon asked for sauce, now post it you fucking faggot.

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>>384356365
>>384354145
>>384353639

>>384351821
r u me? 920

>>384355264
I think he was projecting.

>>384356239
>had huge crush on an "ok" looking woman
>she's also fat as fuck
>gets epileptic seizures sometimes
>would always help her to the nurse when it got too bad
>ends up dating a chad instead
>told her how I felt about her once
>responds with "yeah you were kind of cute but not dateable material"

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>hey anon how old are you? You're like 30 right?
>no I'm 19
>what?!!? Why are you lying to me cmon man just tell me the truth already

>hey anon my fem friend said it's creepy that you're like 27 and playing with 18-20 year olds and she doesn't earn a talk to you
>I'm 19 though
>she doesn't believe you hahah
>hear fem friend say that it's creepy and I'm definitely lying about my age

What's wrong with people? This happens to me more than I expected. I'm 19 you fucks

>>384351347
Report him for non-vidya on /v/.

>>384356637
Want to talk to you** not earn a talk

>>384356637
Tell them to either shut the fuck up or just show them your DOB on your license.
People will always nag on you though, so just ignore them and keep doing your thing.

>Tfw get teased and bullied every time I speak

>>384356790
>but it's just a joke bro!
>happens in every game
>all the time
>just want to play vidya without people being mean
>can't because people are inherently assholes

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>>384356474
No.

>>384356790
get over it you faggot stop being such a pussy and whining

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>Used to play Wildstar
>been playing for over a year
>got a nice 20 something person guild going
>regularly talk to each other through Teamspeak
>occasionally watch Anime and shit through Rabbit
>eventually lose interest in Wildstar
>Guild mates fall into drama over dumbest of shit
>guild gets divided over some tranny cuck
>didn't matter to me since i barely logged in anyway
>a few months later i get a message from an old mate
>"Hey Anon, haven't heard from you in a while. Hope everything's okay! ^.^"
>"yeah, i'm fine. I'll get back soon."
>Barely ever join the Teamspeak because it always end in shitflinging.

>>384356430
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam. Shit's fun.
I do anon, but it never nets me any long time friends. I'm starting to just give up.

>>384356985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rTTUZ5FDeo

>>384356925
Youre playing with the wrong people anon

>>384356637
>can lie to people about my age easily
>can call people kids in-game and they feel like they're being called kid by an actual adult
The powers we have are not to be scoffed at anon, that bitch is just retarded.

Gays and orbiters ruin gaming communities.

MMORPG raiding scene is terrible because of all the casuals that are allowed, you gotta stick to a tight knit PvP community, and just do 2's, 3's, and 5's.

>>384357116
What's that mean when I queue up solo? I'm matched with these types of people every match, it's not my fault. It's just the way people are. They're dicks.

>>384356927
don't be a fag
Second Life?

>>384350843
What a fatass

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>>384355652

>>384357104
haha holy shit, are you some kind of a terminator?

>>384356927
pretty please

>>384357163
Nah, gays are cool.
In fact, gay guild leader is the best thing that can happen to a guild, because it means immunity to the worst kind of drama.

>>384357214
Find a group of people to stick with, people are far less likely to shit on you if they know theyll talk to you again

>>384357390
unless someone is MEAN TO HIMMMMM

>>384357416
That's really hard to do when everyone makes fun of you and you have no friends already.

>>384357416
>Can't get into community because people are assholes
>Have to be in community so people stop being assholes

ughh...???

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>>384351339
Are you this guy?

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>>384357243
Nope.
>>384357321
No.

>>384357243
http://www.yiffalicious.com/download

>>384357575
Not going to mention the game here since people are obviously being fags not knowing what it is but has it improved at all? It was fucking shit a year ago.

>>384357575
>http://www.yiffalicious.com/download
GET FUCKED FAGGOT

>>384354629
>>384355571
>>384356474

>>384357630

>>384357630
Thanks

>>384357416
Do people on /v/ dish out advice without thinking what works for them probably won't work for everyone, especially given his predicament? Giving advice is cool, but at least give something that had a least a little thought put into it.

>>384357630
>>384357670
oh i didnt know they added a cow
sweet
time to start playing again

>>384357575
The video is called cheeks. It's on porn hub.

>>384357635
They've added in new models and areas and animations, as well as new props like glory-holes and racks. It's alright, there's really nothing else like it though.

>>384357670
>>384357730
>>384357736
>>384357630
You got the game right. But my pictures aren't from in-game.

>>384357307
Letting a picture do all of the thinking for you, nice. You sure showed me.

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>>384357986
Way to spoonfeed, faggot.

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>>384357670
>all those nicely detailed, technical changelog notes

>>384358051
"game" has in browser search for differnt poses, so finding the one you are showing wont be hard you tryhard /a/ faggot

>>384357548
I hate One Piece so fucking much
It doesn't even try

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>>384353321

>girl joins chat
>everyone's personality changes

>>384358134
go back to /a/ fag

>>384350791
He probably just sounds too retarded for anyone to consider him white.

>>384355758
Fuck you, piggos are cute.

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>>384358346
>that one meek dude starts being a massive dick to her, cracking jokes at her expense at every opportunity until she leaves

>>384358461

Tell tale signs of a fuccboi who is secretly a top.

>>384354386
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny will be playing on loop in the background while the race war goes on.

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>>384350941
>tfw you're disliked by both the local antifa and local "alt-right" groups
I'd probably be fucked either way

>>384357929
What else can he do? his only option to have people to game with that arent assholes is to find them himself, idk what hes playing but the community sounds really fucking toxic, maybe itd be best if he found a different game

>>384358461
>That guy who keeps dominating her and talking over her with his deep as fuck voice and doesn't give one shit if she's talking or not when he starts talking

>>384358568
Shouldn't have been an Uncle Tom that supports the shit that oppresses him

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>>384358461
>>384358606
Internet heroes.

>>384358832
what kind of dog is that

>they hear my voice
>"hey anon, are you British?"
>"n-no I'm Australian..."
>"lol didn't know they let you use computers in prison"
Why is everyone so mean to us mates...

>>384358895
I think those dogs are native to russia, my russian friend has one pet that looks just like that

>>384358832
>internet cunts
FTFY

>>384358909

>australian
>not being immune to banter of foreign cunts

What are you some sort of new zealander or something?

>>384358638
I'm not even black man, nor do I support either of them.

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>use VC
>they cant understand my accent

>>384350232
If I was a horse I'd just do silly shit like this all day

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>>384358895
>>384358926
>Imgur level humor
You have to go back.

>>384355324
For the love of my dick MORE

>>384358909
Why don't you go back to suckerpunching emus or whatever it is that you guys do when you're bored

>>384358346
Some girl who joined my discord server in the past 2 months seriously strained old friendships and caused a lot of conflicts. I hate it.

>>384359137
>muh sekrit club
Everyone knows about 4chan. You act like you can only go to 4chan and only 4chan, no other sites allowed. I go to imgur and browse reddit. Sometimes I'll go to NeoGaf. I want a broad spectrum of views, queermo.

>>384358937
>cunts
>implying they aren't doing humanity a service by putting sluts in their place

>>384359392
>queermo
Keep your shitty humor on those websites where they belong.

>>384359392
no really, go back

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>>384359609
Make me, sweetie. :)

Hey did you guys know the creator of Laura with Horse is working on one with Quiet

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>>384359137
Except that started here and then spread outwards and then came back, like most things

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>>384359645
Okay.

>>384350843
haram

>>384359778
Have proof of that? No? Okay, your ass isn't a viable source "sweetie."

Why isn't this thread about gif/webm animals? :(

>>384359853
Source is it was happening on 4chan months before it was happening on other websites

>>384359780
Is that JonTron?

>>384359926
>LOL DANGER NOODLES
Why every magically stopped using it here and it's only mainly used on Imgur? Once again, your ass is not a viable source for information.

>That feel when you sound like a knock off Mandark

I wish I had a handsome sounding voice.

>>384360292
Can you post your laugh on vocaroo please?

>>384359471
>all women are sluts
Hello /r9k/pol/perma virgin

>>384360524

I don't laugh anything like that though.

>>384359997
>Why every magically stopped using it here and it's only mainly used on Imgur?
You answered your question.
/v/ loved the Undertale demo, hated the full game because it got popular
/v/ loved FNAF1, hated it when it became popular YouTuber-bait

>>384360675
Whoah where did that dead fish smell came from?

>>384359392
at least stop posting for your own sake?

>>384360791
>came from
Probably your computer chair to be honest.

>>384359392
leave and stay leave

>>384361049
Nah, I don't have curtains of slimy roast beef to paint it with rancid sludge.

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>>384356026

>Group up with a friend for a raid/dungeon/group activity.
>Spend time looking for other people.
>Friend finds other friends to join up.
>"Oh sorry anon, but [other player] has kind of been wanting to do this for awhile, maybe I can help you another time."
>Kicked.
>He never helps you another time.
>Tfw always a third wheel.

>>384360717
That alternative animal meme did not start here.

>>384359997
Nobody says danger noodles on 4chan

>>384361186
Never asked if you did.

>>384359997
>I go to reddit and know all the reddit memes
fucked exposed

>>384354737
How>>384361250
Fuck people that do this bullshit

>>384355887
>I always assume people share my fetish

>>384361318
It's within the same meme that guy was using, you dolt. Learn to follow a conversation.

>>384350358
I like girl horses

>>384353757
He won't fuck a midget. He'll go for superior sister instead. If she gets out of the acquaintance zone that is.

>>384361118
I'm gonna stay and stay stay

>>384352241
They had voice chat in WW2 anon? And female soldiers? Wow that's so interesting!
Nah but srsly what game do you mean by ww2?
Btw that was one person using you as an attention leapfrog lol stop being so salty and go back in voice chat
It's not like you're a vocal form of a circus animal ffs anon, no one is using uou to entertain people ( I mean lmao what does that even mean - 'behold the wild anon, he tells both jokes and stories' lmao it's not that deep

How has this not been moved to /trash/ or deleted? Burger mods asleep?

>>384351821
Thank fucking science, I'm not the only one

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>>384363005
the way you type disgruntles me

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>>384363005

>>384350232
Reminds me of my horse
Goofy mare she is

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>>384354614
>Met my current GF that way
>Ended up being a perfect match for each other
>Has the added bonus of getting all of the white knights and dicklickers super salty because all of their attempts to court her were for nothing
Feels good man

>>384363360
Hey, he never said he liked the little ones.

>>384362219
Why wouldn't you? They're beasts of burden, they can take it.

>>384350232
shitpost thread?

>>384363360
I bet Barneyfag is at least slightly disgruntled that he has become permanently labelled that instead of his targets

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>>384354584
Minnesota pigs stay very small compared to the huge farm pigs, they look more like small wild pigs and make pretty fun pets. You can take them for walks and teach them tricks too, look into it if you live in a rural area

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>get too into the game
>make death moans/screams/yelps as I get hurt/die ingame
>someone gets turned on

>>384354584
>>384363986
You could get one of those micropigs, but they're very expensive and for the love of God ALWAYS visit the breeder and see the mother before even thinking about handing over any cash.

>>384363283
>>384363503
Lol it's not so deep anons
Nah what was the issue with my typing there though?

>>384361312
I just made that joke because I remember the image of putin riding one
Stop thinking so much into things

>>384351258
I feel you. My cousin has 2 kids and while I still play with him, if I hear a babby crying in the background I quit at the first opportunity.

>>384364156
>Micropig
That's a fucking meme you idiot. There's no such thing as a "micropig." It's a piglet that hasn't fully grown.

>>384351028
>Voice activation
>His parents start fighting really loudly
>He just starts whispering and trying to tune everything out and play video game
Can never tell if I should be pissed at the noise or feel sorry for the guy
(he's over 18)

>>384363005
back into the closet harry

>>384351821
>Speak with a russian accent
>Don't even speak russian
>not even from russia
I don't even know

>uhmmm uhh ugh um like yea umm haha right ummmm haha like ugh uhh like

All you faggots who do this please die

>>384356637
Have you considered hygiene and shaving you fat slob?

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>Hey anon how old are you
Then I remember I'm 20 and haven't had to worry about bans for two years.

>>384364697
There are however tiny ass breeds that are about the same size as a big tomcat, and they fall under the umbrella of 'micropig'.

>>384356637
At least you're not a 41 year old who sounds 15

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>>384362219

>>384355103
>Not getting in a belching contest with everybody else on the server
Have you never played tf2

>>384357431
Actual gays and not LOOK HOW GEY I AM I'M A LGBBQBLU87 aren't bad, but trannies are a surefire way to destroy a community.

>>384364140
Unf anon, record something please.

>>384365024
Yo what's that meant to mean
>tfw when you google that sentence and all that comes up is gay harry potter fanfics
Lol shouldn't be too surprised but still
Seems like my bait writing style is working, didn't think it was that offensive of a post either

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>>384355324
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYZKf7wW1N
Literally gagged
How can you be so /pol/ yet be such a massive degeneratecourier

>>384363780
kek, I suspect barneyfag has been dead for a few months already and there's only his bot left to do his dirty work.

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>>384357630
mfw playing this in VR

>>384365725
Bro, I've never been out-burped.

I will shit on your mother grave and the police officers arresting me still wouldn't be able to burp better than I.

>>384367714
If I had a mic right now, I'd prove you wrong. Through years of trumpet playing and practice, I've learned how to fill my whole stomach with air, and let out a gargantuan belch.

>>384367203
Being gay is fun

>>384357286
no that's a pig

>>384358521
No it means he thinks that's what flirting is.

>>384367931
Nigga, fuck you and your weak ass burps bitch. I'll fuck your shit up, all day, all night, anywhere, anytime. I'll fucking discord on my phone to whoop yo bitch ass.

I'll do the alphabet, BACKWARDS. I'll do your mom FORWARDS at the same time.

Soda, beer, milk, water, air, fuck you and your shitty catalysts, I don't need a god damn thing, I'm the fucking magical burpasauraus rex up in this bitch and I'll burpsmack the snot out yo whiskers.

>>384358959
I am a British-Kiwi superalloy, tempered by Jewish and Hindu blood, and I wish for you to know that I have transcended your petty hatred for your betters.

r u g b y

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>>384357630
>can't find the cow in the menus

>>384368595
>Natural banter skills x2 per Bant race
>Automatically x4 from birth
>Plus stat bonus to bartering from the Jews
Damn, you're a natural politician

Not sure what bonuses you get from Hindu though

>>384354835
That's a dude

>>384368895
>Not sure what bonuses you get from Hindu though
Bonuses to rape, job theft, microsoft helpdesk stat, curry smell aura and breeding speed.

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>playing cooperative videogame
>2 guys on mic
>they dont know eachother
>spend the entire game making shit jokes and awkward small talk
>trade shitty compliments that they respond to autismicly e.g "wow ur like realy gud at aiming" "hey thanks man i guess im a bit of a deadeye huh hahah"
>absolutely 0 banter, and if there is its soft as fuck so they dont hurt any feelings
>at some point a <12yo will chime in with no resistance because the two babbies are afraid to be even remotely confrontational
>kid gets carried away with not being told to fuck off for the first time online and overwhelms the voice chat with memes
this kinda shit is why i dont talk to the type of faggots that socialize over videogames. it happens way too often. miss me with that gay shit

>>384350843
detectivesmells.webm

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>join discord
>hey want to play >insert<?
>sure just give me a few minutes
>3 hours later
>CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS PLAYED WITHOUT ME
These people are a cancer. Also
>girls who have not had a child part of any social group
Seriously every chidless woman I have met online is just this manipulating little shit that needs attention or she will start playing cloak and dagger. Its like girls aint got no chill unless they have their pelvis split by a baby.

*random hentai-tier moaning*

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>voice that sounds both high and low pitched at the same time
>southern accent
>don't have a mic and too shy/afraid to get one

>>384355539
I have a question
you see whenever I get hiccups I sort of force myself to keep burping until I can feel a large burp trapped down there and when I get that large burp out my hiccups are gone
Do you do that too?

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>>384367203
Hey how did you know it was me. Who is this?

>discord is shared amongst different people
>friend is playing a game with a bunch of other people
>another friend joins their discord
>just sits in silence whilst the others talk about in game stuff

What's the point in joining if you're not going to say anything?!

>>384371514
No, hiccups do cause me to burp though, and sometimes I feel my constant burping has triggered hiccups at some points.

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>rarely speak on discord voice chat but go in anyway to hear what they're saying and just respond in chat
>even when I speak I don't do it much and I'm infinitely more comfortable just typing in chat
>when I'm just typing I feel like I should be speaking in voice chat more

>>384371574
Lurking.
>hey anon join this discord with some friends
>"hey there"
>they ignore me
>I just lurk and listen to their stupidity

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>>384356637
>tfw 22
>mfw they told me that I sound like 26+
>mfw I usally play with teenagers

What's a decent mic for a not-stupid price?
I'm not talking 'professional streamer'-tier, just one that sounds good.

No headset shit, obviously.

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>>384371574
I'm a quiet person in general since I usually don't say anything if it's not relevant
It's than in real life, since online people can't see that I am actually paying attention

>>384358315
Shut up

>>384372121
I have a samson go, which is a decent desk mic for the price.

I think it's gone up in price though since I bought mine.

I can do lots of accents but I'm too shy and only do it when I'm drunk
usually italian because I also start singing Dean Martin songs

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>>384368810
That's what I was telling you faggots

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>want to use voice chat to try and get over social anxiety/improve speaking but too afraid my parents will hear and ask who I was talking to/what I was saying leading to awkward conversation

>>384369237
>being "that kid who tries too hard to fit in"

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>IRC group decides to voice chat one day
>we all get in
>months go by, regular conversations
>birthday comes, get free furry drawings from decent artists
>"Hey anon how old are you anyways?"
>22
>"What the fuck anon I thought you were in your 30s!"
>tfw blessed with a voice that gets hyper gravelly in the morning or after a bit of alcohol

>>384373369
DEFECATE INTO TOILET

>used to be a big time loser
>now live with roommate
>start PC gaming again
>feel awkward as fuck when I get on voice chat
>always talk quieter and less when roomate is home
>as soon as he leaves I drop nigger bombs like nothing.

>>384373460
>implying Indians have Internet
Ah... The power of American education... Magnificent..

>>384357104
You sound just like one of my friends, total bro. Fuck what everyone else says that's a cool voice.

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>Hi
>Sorry for my english

>>384373517
You must have been an xbro as a kid

>>384364837

>>384373595
How do you think your boss sends your shitty code to corporations in USA? By fax?

>>384357548
>only quads can defeat him!

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>>384373825

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>>384373804
Isn't it funny? That your employers rather want street shitters than you? That they rather trust their entire IT structure in the hands of curries rather than asking you? What does that make you?

>>384373725
My online gaming progression went like this

>Diablo
>Counter Strike 1.6
>Diablo 2
>Counter Strike Source
>World of Warcraft
>The Burning Crusade
>Wrath of the Lich King
--Real Life Hiatus-
>Rainbow Six Siege

No Xbox in that mix.

>>384356026
>>384361250
get better friends

>>384374195
Yet you behave like an xkid online. So much for pc being master race.

>>384358118
you didn't refute what the picture said

>>384374307
Go on cancerous games like gmod and you'll see that 13 year old kids are not restricted to modern warfare on consoles.

>>384374090
Probably that the company is required by law to pay anon minimum wage, so they outsource their work to Pajeet instead so they don't have to pay as much.

>>384374307
>being racist is only part of Xbox Culture

You must live in some well protected community on your shit game or something.

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>wow Anon, you've got a pretty cute voice
>are you sure you're not a girl?
>why are you stuttering?

>>384353321
atenttion noises?

>>384374472
Minimum wage is such a stupid idea. The working-class should be punished for their mistakes.

>>384374482
Not being racist. Being that kid who has anger issues and scream nigger and fag at the people they play with is the very essence of the xbox experience though. Only ps players are well behaved, calm and collected in the face of adversary.

>>384374702

Moans and huhs and hmms.

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>>384374696
Same! I keep telling them I'm not a girl but they keep teasing anyway!

>>384374786
My friend and his wife kept calling me cute and she said she was jealous she didn't sound like me...

>>384374708
odda is that u we miss u

>>384368509
actually I'm pretty sure he's trying hard to make it look like he totally doesn't want to fugg her.

>>384374737
It's not an anger thing, it's comical most of the time.

>>384374924
'swhat I said.

>>384374708
Not punished. Merely ignored. Only the well educated and socially competent deserves the chance to grow out of their station. If dumb and dumber decide to have kids, I should not be forced to pay shit to them. I give them a meaning in life and free fruit. Yet the peasants act like jews always demanding more and more.

They should blame their parent for bringing them to the world without the means for it to prosper like us

>>384375058
No, they made their mistakes. They should be whipped, just as any empty-headed boy would be -- they should be cut from the tree, as any sick branch would be -- they should be burnt from the body, as all the weaknesses of the flesh shall be.

>>384375058
If you don't like western values you can always go to Iraq, I'm sure you guys will agree on a lot of things like guns gays and no separation for church and state :)

>buff and manly
>sound like a little kid
or
>weedy and nu-male
>sound like a gruff war veteran
Which is worse?

>>384353321
>attention noises
You mean breathing? Lol wtf. It's numerous that any /v/irgin would believe a woman wants his attention.

>>384375597
You can't change your voice, but you can change your body. Little kid voice is worse.

>>384375847
you can change your voice. Learn to sing death metal properly and then just talk that way.

>>384375657
I can think of two examples.
Purposely seductive noises, like groaning when they take damage in a game.
"Cute" noises when something good happens like a high pitched squeak.

>Want to voice chat
>Throat closes up whenever I want to talk in public
>Talking literally becomes uncomfortable

>>384350578
>>384350791
Why do black people always sound black no matter what?

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>>384374708
This but in a wholly unironic manner, except for the punishing the working class part. Minimum wage wouldn't have to exist if companies in the US were prevented from outsourcing their work. If companies start lowballing, nobody's gonna accept that kind of work if it can't even pay their living expenses. Therefore, provided that role being filled is absolutely necessary to the business, the wage for that job will increase naturally as the principle of inverse supply and demand dictates.

>>384375058
pic related

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>>384355850
This happened to my group. Only was we got him to finally leave was because of the election.

>>384376246
Industrial Britain had no minimum wage, had all of its industry in Britain, and had worse living standards than the medieval period.

>>384358461

The hero we need

>>384376246
Nigga you can't say all that and then claim spooks.

>>384377351
It was just a joke, I don't really subscribe to Stirner's line of thought. Anon's snarky post just reminded me of the image.

>>384377272
And Michigan has a minimum wage higher than the federal amount and Detroit still looks like a warzone, what's your point? There were far more factors at play in Britain's industrial period than just minimum wage. Correlation does not equal causation.

>>384358315
It doesn't even try what?