And the bottom line is

>>384348021
https://clips.twitch dot tv/GleamingKitschyMarrowPicoMause
>I'll kill you!

>>384349117
>The Spidermen

Why am I laughing so much?

>>384349117
>>384350823
Don't you dare tell him he's wrong though.

>>384348021
okaaay.
*snort*

I'M PRESSING BUTTONS

How is DSP even still operational, youtube cucked him majorly his vids never show up on the first page anymore unless it's made by the sons of kojima

>>384351560
He made a death threat yesterday so it's only a matter of time before he gets banned.
see >>384349067

>Okay so get this
>*snorts*

NOTHING I COULD DO

>>384351773
food, gin, extreme isolation... gonna be a rough ride.

how is he still fat!?
isn't he like poor or something.

>>384351996
Junk food is cheap

>>384351996
Poor people are the fattest ones in america they get mcdonalds and shit every day

>>384351996
He eats for two. I'm not joking

>>384352051
>>384352092
Contrary to popular belief it's easier to cook at home instead of buying mc donalds. Fat poor people are just lazy.

>>384352092
He's not poor though

>>384349067
AND THE LINK IS FUCKING BROKEN! Nothin I could do. HUAHUAHUA *snort*

WHATEVER DUDE I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

Remember to report the OP and this shit shill thread will be deleted. The more you report, the quicker it will be shitcanned and the OP will be banned.

>>384352321
cry harder dsp

I wonder what's the next part of his life that's gonna fall apart.

>>384352413
>Worship
>When OP made this thread to shit on him.

>>384352615
It was almost his YouTube channel a week ago, but he dodged that.

>>384352615
Twitch ban

Whenever I feel down or fall behind during
my fall/spring semester I look at this guy and remind myself of what I could end up like. Thanks familia.

>>384353050
Could be worst, you could end up having to GET A JOB

I've watched a couple of his post-breakup streams and he looks so bitter. In his Barbeque Day stream he sounded on the verge of crying.
Suicide stream when?

>>384351773
*snorts*

How was I supposed to know food makes you fat it doesn't say it on the pizza box

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phil has no soul

>>384352892
I was hyped for that until someone did the math that showed he was gonna luck out of that situation.
>>384352896
Here's hoping because of that clip.

DSP solo male porn when???

>>384354509
>Do the math
He said it himself but hyped it up anyway.
>The Atlus strikes expires in 4 days
>I have 7 days do deal with my shit or DSPgaming is going to get shot down
>My livelyhood is at risk people! Please help me by "participating" in my streams.

>>384352413
i agree, but dsp is the one exception

Best THIYDP's?

Is DSP bricking his Code Veronica save the most kino moment on Youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-G1n3OWHUg

>>384355405
Wait and people still fucking threw money at him like he was about to die? Damn his fans are like fucking cultists.

>>384358856
Phil made about +1200$ in about two days or so. His fans are truly exceptional, it's like every single one of his fans are like that korean surgeon who commissions that macro Starfox porn

>>384351773
>Lose gf
>get fat
kek

>>384348021
I sure love me them e-celeb tubeshitter threds, I sure love me them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPgEi-6-L1g

>>384359315
desu kingdomfags are pretty autistic

>>384352413
>>384352413
are you the normie that went on qa to complain about based dsp lol

>>384348021
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUo2m7yZTw

>>384358953
Good Lord. DSP is like a study on everything that can go wrong with a YouTuber and their community.

>>384359897
>death threats

even kiwifarms is laughing at kojimbo spergs trying to blow things out of proportion

i'm surprised there aren't more trannies among them at this point, next thing they say is that dsp is trying to snort them out of existence

>>384358192
The ones of games your'are good at.

>>384349117
He went by himself lmao

>>384359980
it's just a clash of spergs, if you look at sons of kojima, there's a guy that got spurned by phil (evilaj, phil is basically his idol that went rogue on him), some lolcow britbong chick (single mother lol), some closeted gay snitching manlet (fred fuchs) and captain autismo (drgnkiller whose twitter i have bookmarked because he literally spends 16hrs a day documenting what dsp does).

the only reason kiwifarms doesn't deal with them is because they're boring.

>>384360018
Still a breach of the TOS. People have been banned for far less

>>384360268
>the only reason kiwifarms doesn't deal with them is because they're boring.
And this is one of they 'good points' becuase they don't publicly sperg out, masturbate during livestreams etc. pretty much ONLY thing one could laugh at them about is their random sperging.

>>384360018
Hey viking

>>384360790
>Viking
Now that guy. That guy is king of autism. He's like if 4chan was a person and more often than not, just makes things worse for Phil.

>>384360268
Well huh, hello thereee, it's huh me huh... Brightsideviking huh...

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>>384360268
Hi viking

>>384361398
that's a guy.

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>>384361398

>>384358953
Phil has cucks and literal children as his fans. One of them said his mom got mad at him for using her credit card to donate to Phil and apologized to Phil for not being able to feed him more money.

>tfw Phil is better than Dark Souls 2 than me

>>384361559
I'm very well aware of Phil's fanbase, but they're able to rip the money out of somewhere to give +1200$ in just two days, yes?

>>384361491
She sounds cock starved

>>384361624
Yeah but he has an entire stream chat full of autists helping him with every little thing

>>384361683
It's actually closer to $2000

>>384361683
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Someone gave him 300 dollars on stream because he was whining about his copyright strike buckshot.

>>384361491

This is women in a nutshell

>Them: tease
>You: ignore
>Them: tease
>You: ignore
>Them: tease
>You: ignore
>Them: tease
>You: finally bite
>wow, you're a fucking perv, what's wrong with you? I thought we were friends.

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Is phil a cuck?

>>384361624
That's because he's played thousands of hours. It's not that he's better than you at it, he's just done it so much he has achieved an average level of ability, and that's after hundreds and hundreds of deaths across hundreds of videos.

>>384361720
>>384361872
She almost definitely never let Phil hit it. She bitched him everytime they were on stream together. Remember underwear time?

>>384361872
He would need a significant other to be a cuck.

>>384362010
Oh no, Phil definitely fucked her, he certainly didn't love her, which meant he kept her around to clean, cook and fuck. It wasn't until she started working that she stopped being Phil's pet girlfriend and started publicly shaming him.

>>384361683
>>384361834
>That one kid who told Phil he couldn't subscribe anymore because his parents found out he used their credit card

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>>384362010
>Remember underwear time?
doesn't ring a bell

>>384359980
Not really. He's got such a dedicated hatebase that his fanbase won't go away because they feel the need to protect somebody they perceive as being bullied. If everything had really gone wrong he'd be completely out of the "job" by this point.

>>384362247
Nothing for you tonight

>>384361398
what happened to her twiter

>>384360248
>I need people to validate my existence everywhere I go or I'll feel bad
Go put in a new tampon you pathetic piss ant

>>384362527
Fuck off viking. you fucking loser

>>384358643
>That fucking singing
KINO
HIGH OPERA

Where my fellow SoKojimbos at??

>>384349067
>sending death threats to random people

BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>384348021
> Lost his girlfriend because he prioritized playing video games over his sex life

>>384348021
ITT: Detractors

Anybody like this theo fellow? He spergs out alot on his live stream. Its really strange.

the based god

>>384363930
You mean...LOW

>>384351773
top kek
wasting his patreon money on fast food

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He and Narci should hook up

>>384351773
wow he's looking more BASED than ever!

quite ahnestly

>>384363906
As hard as it is to believe, yes.
They're all autistic man children though who devote their lives to white knighting him.

Former pro fighting game player

>>384351773
Is he still living in the 1.5 million dollar house Panda Lee talked him into that he can't even afford or did he move somewhere else?

>>384364280
>Not caring about a literal who getting announced for Tekken 7
BASED. Truly /ourguy/.

>>384364280
BASED opinions!

>>384351773
J U S T
U
S
T

>>384364343
hes lying about not making enough money. He makes around 6-8k a month

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>>384364426
>1k views on each vid
yeah, right.

*snort*

>>384364426
He has a $250k+ house and a condo to pay

>>384364176
SoK is worse

How is he able to sustain this lifestyle

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I feel bad for DSP

>>384364618
Struck a nerve huh? Don't try to move the goalpost.

>>384364687
begging on the daily

>>384364797
Hi Phil

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your life must be really shitty to focus on someone else life like this. there is therapy for sociopathy and narcissism

>>384364842
Shouldn't that be the Sok though?

He just took 5 days off. His business is fucked

>>384364856
?Phil is the narcissist, the sok are just bored retards

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Snort

>>384349067
I have a newfound respect for him. Say what you want about him, but at least he's not afraid to speak his mind.

>>384364918
Fuck off Phil

>>384365028
Sure, he'll say anything to shift the blame on anyone else than himself.

>>384364990
He might have a tinge of it but the sok whatever the fuck they are worse off. Worry about your own shit life instead of focusing on one dude for hours on end.

>>384364856
But you're focusing your life on 4chan, which is multiple people, so what does that say about you?

I wish he was homeless

>>384365214
SoK leave

>>384352892
>check it
>it's true

How does he do that? His entire life is him barely staying afloat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZDRl5p2Kc

>>384365140
I'm hot

>>384365140
I'm not pessimistic and harmful to others so not much.

>>384348021
The guy is a textbook exemple of a narcissist. I swear he'd find a way to get donations for it.
>I'm mentally ill! I need YOUR help so I can keep doing what I love and pay for my meds!

>>384351773
Phil regularly looks like shit the March picture was probably just a stream where he cleaned himself up for some reason.

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>>384353832
Already happened. He failed.

>>384365334
Ironically, it's these monthly "I'M DOOOOMED" happenings that are keeping him relevant and able to pay his bills. People pay more attention to him, his fans donate more money to him, and he ends up being fine 100% of the time.

The man is a genious

HELP PAY HIS BILLS

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why don't you guys try to build him up and champion him if he is so terrible. that would be a real challenge.

>>384364535
>gets 2 million views a month total
>have a patreon
>teespring
>makes around 2k a month on twitch

>>384365525
fuck off jealous detractor
Phil is as BASED as ever!!!!

>>384364765
KYS viking

>>384365695
>DSPdefender

wat

>>384365354
But nobody has harmed Phil, Viking. If someone did he would have made a begging video about it.
>>384365337
C-Can I date you?

>>384361872
So your height really does matter. I thought it was a meme.

>>384364280

He didn't even bother watching EVO while he was on his stay-cation. BASED!

>>384365776
WOOOOOW

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>>384348021

Basically the world isn't black and white okay folks SNORT so please pledge to my Patreene alright BELCH excuse me SNORT donate with bits check out my Teespring okay SNORT ugh my allergies

>>384353832
> Tries to tie a noose
> Can't figure it out
> "WHAT THE FUCK THIS ROPE IS DEFECTIVE"
> Ends up tying a bunny knot
> Knot predictably doesn't hold his weight and he just falls harmlessly on his ass
> "WOOOOOOOOW"
> Buys a gun to shoot himself
> Doesn't buy ammo
> "WHAT THE FUCK NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD TO BUY BULLETS!!!"
> Tries to club himself to death with it
> Just knocks himself out
> Wakes up after a while and tries it again, same results
> "THIS IS BULLSHIT HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO KILL MYSELF WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT"

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>>384366002
I only date men named Phil, sorry bb

>>384366167
>Not putting the two-handed blowjob into the gif
Weak shit my man.

>>384366087
How tall are you

>>384366002
>virtual gang stalking isn't harmful

whatever helps you keep your mind of your own shortcomings huh

>>384366167
>*OINK* I MEAN KAAAHM AWWNN DUUDE *rolls in mud and own filth* HAHAHAHAHA *sends death threats to random people* GIVE ME MONEY YOU PIECES OF SHIT

BASED

>>384366087
Not really. My little brother is dating someone taller than him. by 2 inches

>>384366252
178cm.

watching his MGSV THIYDP

his laugh holy shit

>>384366217
Who is this physical specimen?

>>384366378
I didn't ask (You)

>>384366438
But you did.

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>>384366435
Mommy Narci

>>384366504
Who did?

>>384366167
> That posture
Looks like he shit his pants

>>384366397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vjJrGeh1c

>>384366272
>virtual stalking
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha. Step it up ViKang.

>>384361872
Is Phil a manlet confirmed?

>>384366554
(You) did.

>>384366602
He's 6'0"

So yes

>>384365113
SoK spent several months using their autistic DSP/video game podcast to raise money to build a well for a village in a third world country. I will agree that the SoK are pretty ducking autistic with how hard they follow DSP, but they use that autism for good, rather than begging for money to pay for their big, pointless adult house and their fancy expensive adult BMW

>>384366565
cringe

>>384366397
Lawdy.

>>384366520
wtf happened to him? He was banging speed runner girls and now he went crazy.


>>384366635
He claims he used to build PC for a living.

>>384361849
That's why you don't ignore the teasing. The first time they do it you make your move and it takes them off guard because you've taken control of the situation.

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>>384366194
top kek

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>>384366520
Cucky Cosmo

>>384366554
(You) or him?

>>384364120
that would be the best thing to ever happen to /v/

>>384366520
If her and Phil ever breed, the Antichrist will be the result.

>>384366653
>muh water muh water
sok retard detected, go sperg some more.

>>384366167
>excuse me
Immersion broken, he never says excuse me when he belches.

>>384364120
Phil is an asshole, and I don't feel bad for him, this guy on the other hand.. he must of had a fucked up childhood

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>>384349067
> https://clips.twitch dot tv/GleamingKitschyMarrowPicoMause

>>384366635
I feel like a double manlet now
> 5'09
> 113 lbs

>>384366397
M-more

>>384366397

>>384366854
That image is fucking retarded.

>>384366965
Hi Phil

>>384366397
Source

>>384366794
Calm down Viking. Nobody is gonna use that water to drown Phillap.

>>384366693
Phil claims a lot of things, like having a business degree, having experience as a broker, having experience as a real estate agent, being an engineer,

>>384366397
Reply to this reply or you die in your sleep tonight.

>>384364367
>Literal who
Ok this upsets me

>>384367050
Having a personal team of lawyers.

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>>384366397
SOURCE?

>>384367006
Whoever viking is, I'm not him. I'm guessing that you're one of the autismos from sok because the only people who care enough about them to both know what they're doing and defend them are the members themselves. DSP is a retard, but the sok somehow manages to make mocking him unfunny.

>>384366087
You're a manlet aren't ya. Girls like guys that are at the very least 5'10

>>384367109
no

>>384367003
>>384367138
It's from red133

>>384366378
What's that in english?

>>384367163
No I'm just somebody who's tired of you DSP fanboys going into every thread about him and going
>M-MUH SOK!!!!!
Yeah. They're both autistic in all the wrong ways, nobody is fucking defending them you manchild, but they're living in your head rent-free. Phil is fun to make fun of. The SoK are fucking boring.

>>384367398
5 feet 10 inches.

>>384367413
I'm tired of them coming into threads to pretend they're anything other than a special ed social club.

>Living in your head rent free
Hello, Mr. Smart.

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>>384366432
I fucking crying when he thought the Decoy's were actually soldiers. Phil's more retarded than the game's AI soldiers.

>>384367413
>l-leave SOK alone
lol. now you get it? If they are living in our head rent free DPS must be fucking theirs on the regular with how obsessed they are.

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>>384366167

>>384367451
Ah, otherwise known as King of the Manlets

>>384367686
Based Dsp

>>384367686
How come this fat fuck says he never has time to do anything but creates walls of texs on his forum for every fucking thread ?

>>384367686
Is there anyone who could break Phil in bantz?

>>384367585
he's about a thousand meters away

>>384367609
>Thread about DSP
>Someone named DSPDefender brings them up
>Not living in your head
Also where did I say to leave them alone Phil? I would rather watch an "entertaining" autist than a group of boring ones.
>>384367531
>Coming into threads
Check DSPDefender for that one lad.

>>384367898
His old neighbor.

>>384367891
t. Pizza Disposal Unit

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>>384368013

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Anyone have the gif of phil walking through pic related?

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>>384368118
Just a webm

>>384367781
/sp/ told me I was fine.

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>>384368118
I don't but I have this

>>384368118
>"But is the car ok?!"

>>384368305
>>384368334
was the green screen ever used again?

>>384368013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goUFJE-TgSo

What a complete bitch. I can't believe he decided to upload this anyway.

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>>384368334

>>384368334
I'm crying. It gets me every fucking time. Do you have any more?

>>384367898
His ex.
Also is it really bantz when all his responses amount to "lol your just a ducking idiot, so stoopid dude" or he just blocks you

>>384368437
That just gets sadder everytime I see it. They way he goes to the door like 45 seconds later is such a bitch move.

>>384360018
the farms are exceptional as well. they tried to say his dust mask was on backward.
knowing them they haven't owned or worn one ever so they assumed he put it on wrong LOL

>>384359897
Is that the game that DSP claims to be a grand champion in or whatever?

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>>384368118

>>384369042
He was the grand champion of an old, broken version. This is the modern version of the old proper version, if that makes sense.

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>>384348021
>And the bottom line is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmAsqtGRmk

>he loses against someone
>"WOOW FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT GUY WAS FUCKING TRASH HAHAHA
>he wins
>"HAHAHA THAT GUY FUCKING SUCKED DOOD"

what did he mean by this

>>384368305
Thanks.

>>384367109

(you)

>>384364120
I thought that Narci is a lesbian soul trapped in a male body

>>384369232
>He refuses to rematch someone
>"THEY'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME DUDE, THERE'S NO POINT IT WAS SO LAGGY ACK ACK ACK ACK
>Someone refuses to rematch him
>"WOW WHAT A FUCKING BITCH. HE'S SUCH A DUMB BITCH SCRUB I HATE PEOPLE LIKE HIM I JUST WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM"
What did he mean by this?

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>>384369228
WHAT?
What you say ET?
WHAT?

>>384369212
And im guessing he hasnt improved at all in this proper version?

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>>384369386
Cosmo(male) had a girlfriend (female). Narcissa (feMale)admitted to sucking penis and swallowing the load. Narcissa is currently banging a fellow tranny (feMale), who just like Narcissa wants to become a woman. I think it's obvious what xe is attracted to.

I hope that cleared things up

>>384369740
When the fuck did this happen? Source?

>>384369042
He finished third I think in a tourney that no real pro players went to because the game was a shorty broken version, but because he finished third he claims he's the best in America.

>>384367686
BASED

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>>384366167
>>384367780
He's got a fucking gorilla walk.

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>>384369859
Which part

>this is what /v/ has been reduced to

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>DSP
i like him, he talks shit to anyone and generally doesnt give a fuck, he has some interesting ways of playing games and does shit no one has ever done before, only problem with him is when he gets stuck or doesnt know how to do something he literally cannot grasp asking NPCS/the codec or consulting the tutorial.

he reminds me so much of the shit talk of yester year, it would be funy if he was just a character and acted as the lets player version of the trumanshow. imaging that he was just a social experiment for some company or goverment on the effects of the internet and e-celeb status. he truly is the king of fate, LTG is just a dumb coon who shooks and joves for our amusement though

>>384369196
The last panel should be phil shaking her awake and demanding that he cook him his dinner.

>>384369961
Have you seen LTG's acting reel? LTG is just a character he plays.

>>384369732
Without a doubt, no. As a matter of fact he's seemingly gotten worse over the weeks somehow.

>>384369919
sucking off another dude/tranny?

>>384367904
surely that one was just a joke on his part

>>384370000
fuck off back 2 reddit

>>384369525
>WOW DUDE THIS GUYS IS A LAGGY PIECE OF SHIT
>OH LOOK HE WONT REMATCH ME LIKE A BITCH WITH HIS SHITTY CONNECTION

>>384369232
>Plays video games every day almost around the clock
>Mocks people who have lots of play time and tons of wins for "having no life"

>>384368395
nope

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DSP stuff was kinda funny when it was just montage of him fucking up at games.

Now you have lifteral autists having FIVE HOURS LONG podcast about DSP.

>>384370118
C'mon Phil you have to admit that's funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W_ntwLNcWs

>>384370065
Is this true? If so LTG is a pretty based guy. What about all the threats and harassment he did to that skinny white dude though?

>>384369880
He's technically right, you know. First and second place belonged to some chinks.

>>384370265
Stop replying dood
ahahha
wowowowow

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>>384370065
>nigger is a coon
more news at 11:00 am pacific time

>>384370309
why phil?

>>384370152
>Someone speaks for a microsecond in a lobby
>DSP immediately mutes the whole lobby or just leaves for a new lobby

>>384370356
>still replying
woow haha pathetic dood

>>384370256
There were people pretending to be women who had long bouts of phone sex wth Chris Chan.

At some point you become substantially worse than the person you're mocking and far weirder. I mean which is weirder, an autistic retard or the guy pretending to be a woman that has sex with him? Or the idiot who can't play video games or the losers that mock him for 10 hours straight?

>>384370392
>not subjecting your audience to whiny, nasally kids screaming on the mic
Based.

>>384370271
He was playing the villain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rGwpmxTHe0

>>384370303
Sure, but he makes it seem like he's the best fighting game player in America because of it.

>>384370165
kinda reminds me of the video in which he claimed "he could be good if he wanted to"

nigga you play fucking videogames for a living, why wouldn't you want to git gud at them

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>>384370323
Viscant is a national treasure.

>>384370256
TWO WORDS: ROLE PLAYING CHAT ROOM

>>384370392
>Someone shit talks DSP
>He goes silent, mutes them, opens his own party and then talks shit when they literally cannot hear or respond to him

>>384370445
That was Bluespike, who was like thirteen at the time. Everyone agrees Bluespike is a little piece of shit who took things too far.

>>384370558
>35
nigga he 15

>>384370558
jesus who launched an ICBM at that pizza? shit looks like charcoal

>>384360248
What's the point of going to the movies with others?

>>384348021
DUWWWWDE I PRESSED DODGE
HOHOHOHOHO

>>384370718
When's the last time you did?

>>384370837
IM DODGING, THE GAME IS FULL OF SHIT

>>384370629
>its dsp resorts to calling people a moron, idiot, or stupid as retorts

>>384370909
Jason Borne. Didn't want to go since none of the other movies were good with the first being an exception. The fact is you go there with your friends and don't talk with each other for 2 hours. There's absolutely no point, I'd rather just go alone.

>>384371142
The irony of DSP calling other people (including game developers, and google/youtube employees) morons will forever be lost on him.

>>384371247
dudes a projection master. everything that comes out of his mouth is about himself on a subconscious level.

>>384371247
Fucking stupid ass trolling Kojima with his dumb games putting his name in the credits, what a fucking idiot, doesn't even know how to make games.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOYkP893To

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Did he really change anything though? Or was it inevitable?

>>384371557
OHOHOHO WE ARE FROM SOFTWOOR OHOHHO FUCK YOU

>>384371557
>kojima puts his names all over credits
>phil has t shirts with his face on it

i really want to know his diagnosis at this point. hes either retarded, a narcissist, or both

>>384371743
A perfect combination of both

>>384371660
He was legit a huge part of the reason that speedrunning became as popular is it did. His career is dead though, as is his old identity

WUUUUUUT KAHM AHHHHHN

>>384358856
His fans are actual children, spergs and pedofiles (srs)

>>384371247
Or his immense jealousy for people who go to Ivy-league Colleges. They're not street smart like him.

Is your time spending giving interview worth 800$?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSeIFtiGtIs

>>384370629
Like when his neighbour shouted 'SHUT UP OVER THERE!' And dsp went silent until he was sure he was gone and mumbled something like 'fucking drunk'

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>>384371562

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>>384371562
ONLINE COMBOOOOOSSS

>>384358984
It's usually the other way around

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>>384360248
ok genius, then how'd he get past the 'no singles' policy?

>>384370256
it used to be good. Now his autist fan base gives him tips every steps he makes.

>>384372898
they always gave

now he just doesn't pretend like he figured something out on his own

>>384371157
>Implying you have friends
lol fuck off viking.

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>>384371562
>NOW LOOK AT MY SKELETON, BITCH

>>384348021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbHp89iCaM

>>384348021
money, nobody gives a FUCK

>>384373021
He didn't have stream chat before. Now he gets it every second. He doesn't get stuck like he did in his old playthrough.

>>384373089
Fucking legend.

>>384373194
That was one heavy itch he had to scratch, eh lads?

>>384373054
Whatever nerd. Quit projecting so hard

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>takes 5 days off
>puts up painting around his house
>buys a bunch of plants to fill in the void in his life
>buys grocery
>calls it exercise

>>384366653
>ducking
Found the phone poster

White people are just ghosts

>>384373457
says the loser who goes by himself lmao

>>384373272
yeah well it's a double edged sword

Before streamchats he would have missed obvious fucking items/paths/whatever on the screen and then going full woow about how not knowing what to do for 30 minutes

>>384373553
>couldn't sleep because his body was filled with adrenaline after cleaning the top floor of his house

>>384373737
thats the reason why people watch him. He was a train wreck. Now he barely gets 1k views on his videos now.

>>384373553
>buys groceries
>calls it exercise
This will never stop being funny. This cemented the idea that he has mental problems for me.

>>384373682
There is absolutely nothing wrong with going to a movie by yourself.

>>384373887
Or he was, well still is, pampered as fuck by his parents. And considers anything he does himself like this grandiose idea of him getting shit done, but it's everyday trivial stuff we all do all the time.

>>384374051
Yeah that's true. I guess that's why he insulted them for not getting him a toy as a child.

>>384374047
lol

>>384374047
Tell that to yourself in front of the mirror and not online and see what happens.

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https://youtu.be/tpdpgJ6j8Uc?t=14m16s

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>>384348021
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S3UUl5gUEcw

>>384360248
>dude, ive been to the movies! i even went with other people! when mommy picked me and my friends up she took us to mcdonalds but i told her not to come in with us, she gave me the money and i paid for our meals!
Kid, people go to the movies alone all the time. One day you'll get your first girlfriend and you'll realise going with a girl isn't even fun. The first two or three times? Sure. Every single fucking time after that? No.

If you're with friends, just do something that's actually social. I guess for your generation it would be fidget spinning conventions?

>>384374257
>be me
>buy 3 premium seats
>sit in the middle all stylish like dante but balding and manlet
>2 black chicks walk up
>see me chilling
>I signal them to come get some white chocolate
>end up watching Spider-Man Homecoming with them
>wanna take them with me to go have some fun
>they refuse straight-up
>they just sat next to me because their asses were too fat for the regular seats

What kind of living can you even have with Let's Plays? Do you get anything as a Tax Write-off? There aren't even any medical benefits to it. Granted, the money you get in donations it probably wouldn't matter.

But still, it's far from a reliable career. Not anything impressive to put on a resume.

>>384374184
>>384374257
Are you going to tell me why you find it so strange for someone to go to the movies by themselves or are you going to keep chimping out like a spastic 12 year old kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni3FSzgEIcA
is this guy worse than DSP

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>>384371562
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs2V0smvHE

>>384374432
Fuck off loser. People actually go out together to the movies unlike you

>>384374321
>"it's going to benefit the business"
>business

I don't know if he does this on purpose because subconsciously he realizes that him being 35 years old and saying that he's playing video games for a living is kind of pathetic or what.

>>384374432
>One day you'll get your first girlfriend and you'll realise going with a girl isn't even fun

What about kissing in the cinema? How is that not fun?

>>384374810
He doesn't know anything about girls anon.

>>384374810
He goes by himself anon. He doesn't know human interaction. Hes most likely a creepy fucker who jacks off to anime all day and wear anime shirts in public.

>>384358643
And why do people shit on DSP? Absolute masterpiece.

>>384372779
That literally isn't even a real thing

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>>384370271
Yes. He wants to be an actor. He has auditioned for multiple roles in capeshit movies

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Dr. Kojima, I'm D.S.P.

>>384375916
Why does phil always bring up dick jokes? Is he secretly gay?

>tfw you watch a DSP stream and realise his supporters just give him money to guide him through a game and feel useful and knowledgeable

>>384376000
He's a man child.

Childhood is hating on DSP for raging during gameplay

Adulthood is realizing DSP has based opinions and podcast/Q&A, and KOgaming videos

>>384376000
It's the height of comedy. It's just too sophisticated for you.

>cooks himself shitty frozen burgers and microwave ready meals
> instaspams pics and acts like he's a Michelin chef

>>384358192
>Dark souls or metal gear franchise

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>>384364320
Pro is a real fucking stretch.

>>384358192
Jak II, he rages from the very first jump and continues throughout the whole game.

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TIHYDP are hilarious
If only they didnt make comments take up the whole screen

>>384374810
How are you paying attention to the movie when you're kissing?

>>384375841
Huh. That's pretty cool. LTG is an alright guy.

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>>384366520

>>384376962
You ask person sitting next to you to tell you what just happened.

>>384377278
So why go to the movie in the first place instead of reading a plot summary

>>384376741
That was one of the classics desu.

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what's the best TIHYDP of this year so far?

>>384368305

Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_MqCAn_HY

>>384376000
His sense of humor is completely cookie cutter and juvenile. Every time something Asian pops up he goes "Ching Chong." He has absolutely nothing else to say.

>>384372779
>not carrying some crab legs to bribe the falcon guards
C'mon, that's basic

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Is it safe to say Slowbeef is just as bad as DSP at this point?

>>384377449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPhA9A1yaf4

This one was pretty good.

>>384377680
Why? I know the meme is funny, but that's his actual kid.

>>384377680
If you're a triggered trumpkin baby like yourself

>>384377420
Social experience. You also get to meet new people.

>>384377939
that's dumb

>>384363647
Also, because she had the nerve, THE NERVE, to have a mental breakdown while he was FUCKING STREAMING! He had to madly dash to her side-I mean to a parking lot to find his fucking car, and then, after finally joining her at the hospital, made a lengthy rant about HIS ordeal in dealing with her shit, and spilling personal info about her. What a guy!

>>384377939
> Going to a movie to meet new people

That's like the worst place to meet new people