>town guards are stronger than you

> Town guards rape your character in front of everyone because sex mods

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>town guards are weaker than you

>>384339942
>town guards are stronger than you
>still beg you to do their job and kill X monster

>town guards are women

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>Town guards are stronger than you when you commit a crime
>Town guards are completely worthless when you're fighting alongside them against invaders during story events

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>town guards are omnipotent, invincible demigods who could probably destroy the BBEG

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>if you attack the town guards its an instant game over or a cutscene plays where your character gets killed

>>384339942
>Town guards won't let him finish

>town guard has a head like a fucking orange

>>384339942
>town guards make fun of you for being weird lookin'

>>384340287
>game lets you kill one civilian every 10 minutes
>fade to black game over if your kill two civilians in 10 minutes

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>Get attacked in town
>Guards attack both you and the attacker, regardless if you fight back

>Town guard thinks he may be dragonborn and he just doesn't know it yet

>>384339942
>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Name a single game with town guards

>>384340836
every game

>>384340896
damn...

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>town guards are weaker than you
>do all of their quests
>kill them for extra xp and loot

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>>384339942
>town chickens are stronger than you

>shopkeepers are stronger than you

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>>384339942
>town guards just straight up throw you a quarter way across the map out of the town entrance

>>384339942
>town guard's levels scale with your character so its near impossible to actually kill them

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>>384343631
>shopkeep fucking hunts you down across the map like the terminator for stealing their shit

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>town guards are as strong as you but there is thousands of them

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>>384343631
>shopkeepers are as strong as gods but you use a teleport spell to get out of the level after stealing

>>384339942

Pussy