TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

Dead game.

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No it isn't.

Don't fuck this up Valve.

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>Still thinking an update can save TF2 in 2017

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ITT: Post proof your soldier is wearing the only approved hat and is smoking the best accessory RIGHT NOW

I love to talk about tf2 as anyone of you but can we stop with this thread?
It's literally becoming a daily general. There's /tf2g/ for that and if you say it's shit, you don't realize how dangerously similar to /tf2g/ are threads like this.
Put them to rest, let's wait to make another one when the update really comes out.

>But no one listened

>>384340459
TS stash looks bad

>>384340520
I am loving this. There's daily TF2 discussions on /v/ and they are not /vg/ flavored.

>>384340653
>and they are not /vg/ flavored.
We are already posting loadouts.
Next step is spamming trade requests, which already happened in yesterday's thread. We are /vg/ flavoured.

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>top scorers in casual are red ranks with weeb avatars

>>384340623
shutup faggot it looks great

>>384340152
It's not pining. It's passed on. This game is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late game. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't filled it with hats it would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
This, is an ex-game.

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>>384340783
>can't spray cute anime girls outside spawn anymore
what the fuck valve

>>384340869
It's gone to meet its maker but he was too busy with Doto

>>384339941
Is TF2 still populated? I played it religiously all the time and completley I stopped playing it when the Meet your Match update happened.

>>384340786
The eye is meant to be drawn to the soldier's torso and arms, which lead to his weapon. By having such bright and prominent color on his hat, you're corrupting the intended eyeflow of his design. Now many some other more drab team colored paint would look good, but I would much rather stick with default.
t. paints

>>384340978
it's lost a lot of players over the last year

>>384340981
Hey, I'm the guy with the hat (not the fag who tried to rile you up), that's how I recieved the hat. Thanks for the advice.

>>384340981
that's for gameplay sake doesn't mean it looks better aesthetically

>>384340653
These threads are pretty nice before /tf2g/ gets wind of them.

>>384339941
SCOTLAND FOREVER

>>384340932
Yeah that was so fun. I did that so much in TF2 as well as both Left 4 Dead games.

>>384341058
You can strip it in some menu in your backpack, thanks. Or trade it for a non-painted Vintage Stash for a profit.

>>384341096
Having a shitty focal point both makes it look ugly and tread on game design. Both.

Are there still people who sperg over Original vs. Stock? I run Original just for the godly sounds.

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>>384340459

Half of the time I play Turbine, my entire team besides me runs straight to mid and no one bothers trying to defend the intel (until it's too late and the enemy team is spawncamping us with capture crits).

Like I get that it's casual and not competitive, but that doesn't mean you have to act like you're braindead.

>>384341508
Now that looks better

>>384341503
Original looks like a penis and it's harder to peek around corners from the left, easier to peek from the right.

>>384341508
What's the body cosmetic?

>>384341528
Hi. New to TF2? CTF is a non-game-mode. It is death match. It is entirely for shitters. Avoid it like the plague.

>>384340459
the pouch looks pretty awful

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>384341550
Thanks, Soldier.
>>384341587
Dead of Night

>>384341614
>2cool for 2fort: the post

>>384341614
>>384341745
But he's right, TF2 CTF is always DoA.

Remove the Sniper. Make TF2 Great Again.

>>384341953
CTF is the Co-Op vs AI of TF2.

>>384342001
Remove matchmaking. Seriously, what the fuck was Valve thinking?

>>384342051
No, because usually your teammates are even more retarded than AI. My friends and I sometimes prefer actually Co-Oping vs. AI to pubs.

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>Spy mains on suicide watch

>>384342201
Good.
Also, Ambassador is pretty as fuck. I just wish Volvo hadn't fucked with the graphics and barrel animations.

>>384342141
Co-Op vs AI is a team of five human players versus five bots. It's a moba thing. Embarrassingly, there are people-- a lot of people-- who play only that.

>>384342201
Who thought giving the spy 100 damage at range was a good idea?

>>384342342
the same people who thought the demoman should have six ammo for his grenade launcher.

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>>384340459
Smoking is bad for you

>>384342618
Kinda wish it covered the eyes. Soldier hats in general that show his eyes doesn't seem right to me.

Does anyone else here like buying civilian factory news, adding a strange stat clock to them, then trading them up to freelance/mercenary?

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>>384342201
>mfw already killing Snipers equipped with the Razorback with my stock revolver/Diamondback/Enforcer
The ambassador has always been my least used revolver, it's literally a meme weapon for aimbotters and people that can't play Spy (which are a lot, reading these threads).

>>384342865
>and people that can't play Spy (which are a lot, reading these threads).
(which are a lot, reading these scoreboards)

>>384342201
>suicide watch
ayy

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>>384342618
Nonsense! It gives you hairs on your chest!

>>384342865
I want my old enforcer back. I used to have so much fun messing with the enemy team on Foundry when they controlled mid, and they'd spawn into that huge area where I could safely run off if anyone came after me.

Spy mains in pubs are exclusively idiots who watched the latest "Ninja Spy" manual and keep fucking up on the simplest things, because they try to turn regular backstabs into 360 no scope jump around the corner stairstabs.

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>>384342979
>four pick classes on every team
>I'm sometimes the only power class
>I'm usually the only one on the front lines doing the objective
>head shoulders above everybody else on the scoreboard
>Still lose because I dont actually have a team and I can't wipe the whole enemy team every push

>>384342776
It's ok because it's meant to be from the TFC soldier

>>384343334
>fighting 3 people at once
>"Jesus christ, I'm just at mid, where the hell is my team?"
>finally see a teammate running up to help
>it's actually a fucking spy

Stuff like that makes me ragequit.

>>384343742
Ironic post of the day goes to Anon.

>>384343334
>say anything to the team
>get a cacophony of bottom-scorers wearing cosmetics that are almost as ugly as they are expensive telling me it's just a game, dude, stop being a try hard, i play for fun, go play 6v6, etc
also what's the timer for valve servers to auto-kick idle players? It should be a lot shorter.

>>384343243
Except I'm not. It's not my fault if I pick Spy to do my job and suddenly three other idiots in my team pick Spy too, ruining my job because they get caught easily. I just want to sap buildings and target snipers and meds, not being a stupid fuck for YouTube views.

>>384343848
>I take 2fort very seriously

>>384343931
> I am different
Sure you are Jimmy. It doesn't matter if you are better than them or were spy first. Be the bigger man and switch to Medic.

>>384343931
>top scoring as pyro
>three (3) teammates switch to it
>start losing because a shit pyro is the easiest thing to fight in the game that isn't a spy

>>384343962
What's 2fort?

>teammate helps me kill person I'm fighting
>say "Thanks!"
>worry that the person I just killed thinks I'm mocking them

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>>384343742
>2 teammates walk towards you during a fight
>BOTH of them are enemy spies

What's the best website to auto-trade for cheap cosmetics? I don't want to interact with people

>>384343970
I am.
>>384344027
I know that feel pretty well. It happens with pretty much all classes I top score with.
>Team has no soldiers
>Pick it, top score
>Suddenly three other Soldiers
>Win anyway because Soldiers

>>384344360
Scrap.tf has automated buying (the price's arent great though) and both it and backpack.tf have bots for automated selling

>>384340459
Holy shit there are now unusual misc items?

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Why is tf2g so dead compared to these threads? Please explain.

>>384344810
/v/ is a faster board than /vg/. That's it.

>>384344648
Thats not unusual thats just the color of commando grade items

Yes I know grades are a stupid idea

>>384340932
>>384341179

what are you talking about? what did they do to sprays?

Any tips for a guy that wants to play Demo propely?
In many years of playing TF2 I always preferred Soldier over Demo but now I want to get good with him too.

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>tfw gibbing the engineer with his own airblasted Sentry level 3 rockets

>>384344810
More traffic here. Faster paced.

If you open the /vg/ thread it's largely comparing cosmetics, which is fine, but it sort of dominates the thread.

What do you look forward to or want in the pyro update aside from pyro stuff?

when will the price of keys drop?

>>384345404
buff reserve shooter

>>384344852
Most generals tend to have a higher pace than their /v/ thread counterparts. That should speak volumes as to how dead /tf2g/ is.

Ive played over 600 hours of tf2 but Im still a mediocre player at best. And thats only with soldier, engi and spy. I cant play demo or sniper to save my life.
Still love the game.

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>>384345606
>Ive
>Im
>cant

>>384345606
Good, don't play sniper. Kick your spy habit at that. Add Medic to your reservoir.

>>384345404
quickplay to return and Valve giving it's TF2 userbase an apology

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Hey /v/,
yore
ugleh

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ppst memes

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Anyone wanna play TF2?

>People has always called Pyro and Spy shit classes because weak
>The same people has always cried like autists every time they got a buff
Just say you don't like those classes, scrubs.

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>>384346794
*glomps you*

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>>384346947
eww gtfo

>>384346794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORryDSidL0E

ALL ROCKETS NO BRAINS, EH MATE?

>>384339941
I GET IN SOME SHIT

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>It's a whole team gets blocked by a single sentry nest built in a shitty corner in payload episode

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>>384347018
ftfy

>>384347071
Painfully unfunny

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What are you people expect the pyro update to do to this game? I'm just curious. I doubt a small dev team as is, can fix all the issues plaguing the game.

>>384347381
Put the final nail in the coffin so I can play other games already

>>384347381
The dead ringer being way less abusable is worth getting hyped for.

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I really prefer my loadout

Shit,
>>384347927 was meant for >>384340459

>>384347927
fidgitin' and spinnin'

>>384344810
Because rolling for cosmetic names and comparing cosmetics outside game gets old very fast, and I don't think /vg/ is capable/actually willing to set up a server for themselves.

FFFFFFFFS
DEAD
YOUR GAME IS FUCKING DEAD
AAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING IT?? WTF I SAID I WAS DEAD
WTFWTFWTWF HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
FFFFFFFFFFJRGKDHGERJKGRRRRRR

>>384344971
Learn the grenade launcher first. Get a feel for the projectile and how it arcs.

Anyway, I got another dumb idea for balancing sniper.
What if we tie all/headshot damage output to his health? I know it doesn't make sense at all, but so do harmless rocket launchers and pickaxes which give speed.
What this does is make almost any class able to hinder snipers ability to oneshot everyone at least to some degree. For example, even shooting minigun from across map will hurt sniper a little bit, but this already will make him unable to do full 450 damage.
Such mechanic forces sniper to be in need of retreat even when he is in life-threatening situations, if he wants to be able to kill people quickly.

>>384349880
That would make overheal Snipers an even bigger threat than before.

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post more of these

>>384349880
Only shitters think sniper is unbalanced

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S T Y L E
T
Y
L
E

>>384350920
How do you feel about the upcoming panic attack overhaul?

>>384350548
No one calls him unbalanced, they call him unfun to fight.

Although the change to DDS that turns Pyro into even less of a threat when he should be in his element at close range *is* awful balancing.

>>384350548
Only sniper mains think sniper is balanced.

>>384339941
Tonight is actually the night. Memes and jokes aside.

>>384350548
Only shitter pussies play sniper in a shooter where fights take place up and close

>>384350279
Oh, well, why not make damage scale cap at 100% then?

>>384350548
I personally never had so much problems with sniper to wish he was removed from the game, but it's something many, many people bitch about, both here, on late SPUF or anywhere else.
Sniper can be hard to deal with, though, when he can actually use brain to think about situation he finds himself in. Never played comp in my life, but I can imagine what sniper can do with steady aim and help of adequate teammates. Don't assume every sniper is machina shitter on 2Fort.

>>384350978

Still kinda wrapping my head around it. I alternate between carrying the panic attack or various banners, honestly, with the panic being basically just there for when I'm out of ammo. If this really makes it more useful, then I'm ok with that.

>>384350995
>>384351017
Baddies detected
If you can't take out a sniper you should seriously uninstall

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>>384350505

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>>384351242

>>384351162


its seriously easy to take down shotters like you as any class, problem is there is usually 5 shitters like you and sometimes at least one of them is good. whick means ill have to go also sniper or scout/soldier to take him out

>>384350920
>style
>random shit thrown together
sure

>>384351107
I've been boucning between the shotgun and bison, despite it's nerfs. I've toyed around with the panic attack but just like the devs have stated, I use it when I don't have time to reload my cow mangler/original, so having to load the thing I'm drawing as an emergency backup has gotten me killed a few times. Most of the time I say "Fuck it" and whip them.

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>>384350505

>>384347381
Pyro is fun so I hope they give him a little more power
Also I want to fuck those 2fort darwins danger bodyshotters up so bad and this is my chance

>>384351305
>I should be able to take out every class with every class
That's not how balance works moron

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>>384351408

>>384351357

I've only dabbled in the bison. I have also definitely gotten killed waiting on the panic attack to be ready, but when it's good, it's nice. I think I had it in my pyro loadout for a while, by accident at first, but I had a couple times when I was low on ammo and being stalked, where I'd hide and blow someone to kingdom come when they'd turn the corner.

>>384351334

Ok.

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>>384350505
Who /bimontly/ here?

>>384351476

>i want hard counters that completely stop a class from functioning

i hear they made a new game for your kind hmmm

>>384351476
if you want to play like that, just play pokemon.
or rock, paper, scissors, whatever, just correct your shit opinion

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>>384340459
cool loadout, i like it realistic aswell

>>384351870
>sniper stops classes from functioning
(You)

>>384352102
Not argument. What's the point of having different classes if they all counter each other?

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>>384350505

>>384352174
what is the point of switching classes every death because someone on the other team constantly switches to your blindspot class?

>>384352349
>what's the point of switching classes in a class based game
Gee I don't fucking now

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>>384350505

>scrap.tf is ded

all my sets are old where do I buy quickly and without human interaction

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>>384350920
I made this out of boredom. I'm not sorry.

>>384352572

That's fucking GREAT. I lol'd.

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>>384340459
aaaaa

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>>384350505

>>384352618
zyzz stick is a meme I swear

>>384352516
not an argument
you should be able to kill any class with any class, it should just take more or less skill, depending on the matchup

>>384352516

look retard, imagine the classes simply as different weapons, because they basically are. Why should a sniper be able to completely make a minigun useless? thats stupid, now go play rock paper scissors with your pet rock, shitter

>>384352539
>>scrap.tf is ded
?

>>384350505
Requesting the "ONE DAY I'LL STOP SUCKING DICK, BUT NOT TODAY."

>>384352724
i.e 10 craft hats, 200 stranges and 10,000 case hats per bot

Source on the pyro update coming out tonight?

>>384352683
>you should be able to kill any class with any class
And you can, stupid

>>384352723
>Why should a sniper be able to completely make a minigun useless?
That's not the consequence of sniper being unbalanced but of heavy's drawbacks
Now go jump off a bridge

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>>384352572

>>384352539
tf2mart

>>384352841
The source is anonymous

>>384352785
Yeah. It sucks. But there's almost no human interaction nowadays in trading. You look up an offer on a trading site,send trade offer and than wait.

>>384340152
>>384340869
Wrong skit.

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>>384351476
>>384352935
">I should be able to take out every class with every class
That is not how balance works, anon"
">you should be able to kill any class with any class.
and you can, stupid"

>>384340978
it has 1,800,000 players in the last 2 weeks

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IT REALLY FUCKING IS THIS TIME
I CAN FEEL IT

>>384353240
Not every class should be able to take out every class effectively
That's why Soldier is OP

>>384342201
Demoman main here. I only really play Stock Spy.
Did this even really need a nerf?

Max DPS of Spy Primary Weapons:
Diamondback (Crits): 175.9
Ambassador (Headshot): 107.4
Revolver: 103.4
Diamondback: 87.9
The Enforcer: 86.2
L'Etranger: 82.8
Ambassador (Bodyshot): 73.3

The Ambassador does about 70% of the DPS if used incorrectly, but 104% of the DPS if constantly popping off headshots. I understand the gripe about Spy getting headshot kills at very long range, but I would usually say it's down to the Spy player's skill when headshots are consistently hit.

If long-range headshots are genuinely so much of a problem, then just make it so it can not get critical hits at long range. Adding RNG to a skill-based weapon is bad and also still allows long-range headshots to happen. The only real downside of removing long-range headshots is communicating to a player what is considered to be long range.

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>>384340041
>1,800,000 players in the last 2 weeks
>dead

>>384340450
>Save
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>384350505

>>384352763
There you go
>>384353649

>>384353396
>adding rng to a skill-based weapon
But that's CSGO in a nutshell.

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>>384353649
>>384353694
Thanks, it's one of the better ones

>>384352572

my
fucking
sides

a+

>>384352572
Thanks anon, I needed this laugh.

>>384354074
The ending of that video is solid gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpTWwNpjmU8

>>384354074
What is the point of the alt fire anyways?

>>384354148
This video is the best explanation I've seen but even it admits that the force a nature does the same thing better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB7_jTQjIUI

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>>384344971
>play on payload map
>payload is going for last checkpoint
>quickly change to defending team
>arm myself with scottish resistance
>drop sticky bombs everywhere
>a few of them are on the floor so uberfag can be blown out of the air
>lose control for a few seconds or sometime they get separated from medic
Fun was had everytime

>>384354186
Yeah, I watched it, and seems like it's super situational and not reliable enough.

>>384344971
don't listen to >>384349723, learn the iron bomber or loose cannon because both of them are superior in their own ways to stock

>>384354554
Explain how the loose cannon is superior to stock, it's fun but I can't see how it's better.

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>get completely tired of TF2, often leaving matches a quarter of the way through out of sheer boredom
>decide the solution is to use some sort of insufferable meme loadout to confuse people and to hell with kdr/performance
>end up settling on FaN/Bonk/Fan o' War

It makes me sad that the days of easy-use Bonk are soon at an end because running behind enemy lines to whack three snipers and blow them all away with the same blast is what I live for now

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>>384340783
>one of them is named bloodis or menty

>>384354552
i've recently been able to put it to use on 5cp maps, if i beat their soldier to mid and jump on say granary's right crate, i can just fucking right click them and ruin their entire mid

>>384355216
Hey, you sound like you play a lot of comp. I just started out myself, loving Stopwatch Payload a lot.

>>384354695
It does more damage on a double donk (130+) and it can be air-detonated to finish off annoying targets like scunts. However, it's fucking terrible for destroying buildings.

>>384354695
Advantages:
>Double-Donk can deal up to 131 damage, one-hit killing light classes
>1-second fuse time allows for better control in close range
>Huge potential knockback, which is very effective on Ubercharges
>Higher potential for blast jumping than the Grenade Launcher

Disadvantages:
>Requires far more concentration and timing than the Grenade Launcher
>Terrible for long range encounters due to the 1-second fuse time
>Against buildings, the user must get double donks to do max damage (110 without the mini-crits). This leads to either the user needing to pre-charge his detonations or the be at a specific range to fire constantly. The former causes a loss in DPS whilst the latter requires a specific range and openness. Either way, the Loose Cannon is ineffective against buildings, especially with the 1-second fuse meaning that it can not be arced to destroy long range Sentry Guns.

>>384356205
>announcing report
Enjoy your ban.

So I just checked the steam charts and it has 54,393 players in the last hour playing.

Why are people saying it's dead when they can just check steam charts?

>>384356518
People getting angry that people still enjoy something they haven't played in a while.

>>384356518
40000 of those are russian idling bots
Face it, Overwatch won

>>384339941
>tfw these threads have turned me into a pyro player

Fuck me I haven't had this much fun in a video game in a long time. I can either go full retard attacc mode or protecc and support my team mode.

>>384356851
he attacc he protecc he spychecc

>>384356518
I don't want to say TF2 is dead or anything, but at least third of those players are stuck in idle minecraft trade friendly servers.

>>384356961
> people who go into matchmaking and then idle with some script that goes around autokick
Why do they do it? They can idle just as well in a local botmatch, instead they fill up servers with their trash.

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>>384340459
approved by hobos

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13 HOURS

>>384357569
It won't happen

>>384356769
....What do you mean face it?

I play overwatch. and I play TF2.

I'm just saying everyone's argument is "A load of them are bots" but you're all saying it's a dead game.

Why would people run bots on a dead game?

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Will we get the final comic with this update?

>>384357798
lol

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>>384357798
>writings done
>Implying it won't take another year for the art to be made.

Your only fooling yourself.

>>384340978

only 60k or so play it daily. it's dead.

check steam stats and ignore that other guy.

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>>384340041
Why do people say this when back before """it went to shit""" it had less than 20k active players? (And even then it was easy to play on fully populated servers 24/7)

>>384340459
I use Proof of Purchase, Dead of Night and Breakneck Baggies all painted in Zepheniah's Greed on every class, giving myself a universal, good-looking military appearance on all classes.
I would post a picture but I only started installing the game again shortly before I saw this thread.

>>384358328
to this day, i will never understand how a shitty low quality game like payday 2 stays popular

>>384358681
Payday 2 actually got bigger when they decided to remove all DLC from the store, cram everything into a single "ultimate edition" release at like fourty bucks or whatever it is, and have promised to release all future DLC for free instead.
In other words the cash cow part of the game had ended because people stopped giving a shit, so they re-released it in one package and will probably never release new content again.

>>384358681

the same reason a shitty mem game like tf2 stays popular.

>>384358565
>breakneck baggies
>on every class
>good-looking
Doubt

>>384358565
>Pajamas and pajama pants on all classes
>military look
I've gotta see this.

>>384354695
>>384356157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClTUcsLacII

>>384358884

But TF2 isn't popular anymore.

>>384359061
thats the joke

>>384358948
>>384359025
If the thread remains alive I'll show you in like an hour when my dead internet has finished downloading it.

It may sound like it's a pajamas, but it actually only adds small military dark green details to the default appearances. It just blends in nicely with Proof of Purchase, which is what I based it on.

>>384359027
I need to practice with the cannon some more. What a cool weapon.

>>384356157
Loose cannon jumps are highly underrated, especially if you're using a shield instead of stickies. They're stronger than rocket jumps albiet more damaging and harder to chain. The explosion from overloading comes out of your gun on the right so you just have to look sideways from where you want to go so the explosion propels you the right way.

T MINUS 2 HOURS 49 MINUTES

>>384357569
*blocks your path*

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>>384361234
>tonight will never be the night.

>>384361642
>filename
It's "average", not "avarage".
Replace the Scouts with Snipers and the filename will be more accurate.

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>>384359027
>that Scout who just gets fucking RAMMED into the floor at 0:50

>>384359708
Its nowhere near as nice as it was before

>>384363565
Sirky thinks it's better than it was before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3pOoM0Cxmg
Unless you're talking about Kaidus-era Cannon. But that shit was hardcore broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16Kx9-Ys2s

GIVE ME SOME JUNKIES TO EAT
GIVE ME SOME OIL TO DRINK

>>384363817
What damage sound is that, I love it.

>>384363817
I still use it, he might be right but it was fun sending people to the moon with it.

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>>384357569
cute girl

>>384363817

I used to hate the cannon back in the day when mini crits would absorb all the charges from a vaccinator, shit was annoying.

>>384363817
Literally who?

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Sorry but what's the point of these threads? It's the same OP every single day
Isn't there a TF2 general on /vg/?

>>384365032
General threads aren't about anything. Which is why they are shit and circlejerky. Which is why they are b&.
This thread is about the Pyro update, which is immanent. Tactile. Spurs specific discussion worthy of a thread slot. A-okay.

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>>384364986
Sirky- pubstomper youtuber who is very good with projectile weapons
Kaidus- the best demoman player of all time who is very, very, very good with projectile weapons

refer to gif

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>tfw you are not welcome in my world

What sort of secondary would you want to see for the sniper? I'd like to see a new SMG or weapon of some kind

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>>384350505

>>384339941
Pyro-kun. Are you trying to trick me again?

>>384365726
Personally I'd rather see more weapons for Engineer, Medic, Pyro, Spy and Heavy. They're the classes who need it due to a lack of variety and having less weapons than everyone else.

But if it was Sniper who HAD to have a new weapon, I wouldn't mind seeing a new melee (Sniper's melee loadout is a bit boring) or yeah a new SMG.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=352277263
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=924265554&searchtext=
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=230947872&searchtext=
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=770738251&searchtext=

and one of the best
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=127756551&searchtext=

>>384351708
>one word dismissive reply to criticism
Lol

>>384364369
It's in the description. He's also using the console commands "tf_dingaling_pitchmindmg 50" and "tf_dingaling_pitchmaxdmg 255" to make it higher pitched based on damage.

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>>384342201
It just really seems stupid based on their reasoning. A weapon that's literally been the same for a decade suddenly getting changed into an RNG fiesta is retarded. Why not just have it minicrit at a far enough distance instead? Or better yet, not touch it since other classes have bled into other class territory for a while now. Pyro can remove sappers in one swing, soldier can pop the equivalent of a quick fix with his banner. Scout has uber in a can (which is getting changed because of shitters only) sniper has Jarate for spies/extinguishing.

Frankly, I just don't see the point, Amby was fine, not like Spy is a high-tier class to begin with. Though I miss penetration. That was hilarious back when it had it.

>>384365726
What would the goal for a new SMG be? Reminder that one of the best unlockable goals teach something that is applicable in stock, like Direct Hit in teaching that direct hits rewards you more damage or the Overdose/Blutsauger that teaches you to run away when shit goes south while creating a wall of needles between you and your patient

>>384367206
>Or better yet, not touch it
t. spy main
The fact that you can do more damage in one go than 8/9 classes is fucking ridiculous

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>>384367206
>mfw I always carry a homewrecker, often get hate chat from enemy skies for smashing their zappers

I love playing defensive Pyro

>>384366560
I would love a sniper kit that focused on his SMG. Kinda make him a subclass.

>Super scope
>sniper primary
>appearance: telescopic bionic eye
>+Sniper can zoom in regardless of what weapon he is wielding.
>+All weapons will now deal mini crit damage on headshot
>+20% more secondary ammo
+15 Health
>no sniper rifle

It needs some smgs and melee weapons to exploit it though.

>we want the COD audience.

>>384367473
What a shit webm.

>>384367473
competitive or casual?

>>384367743
>top of the screen

>>384367743
>2fort
what do you think

>>384367206
this update is focused around buffing the retarded third world children new playerbase. none of them grasp how to spycheck a DR spy

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>It's been 9 years, and the weapon that makes the most powerful class in the game even stronger still hasn't been nerfed

select all images with hats

>>384367473
Who cares about 2fort anyway? There's maybe one fun thing to do and it's infiltrating enemy base as engineer through that hole near the entrance between spawns.

>>384368037
Dr is pretty easy to check, the problem came from the spy-cycle + Dr combo

I tend to shoot the detonador compulsively, sometimes you catch an unsosueftuing spy, And yes burning and air blasting a spy to make it lose mobility is the best way

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Is there any good reason why TF2's hitboxes don't work like CS:GO's (being ovoids, rather than prisms)?

>>384368273
>that spelling
https://youtu.be/DrKmo0YAZEo?t=8

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>>384368553
God bless phone posting

>>384368350
TF2 uses one of the oldest branches of Source Engine. An entire decade of spaghetti code must be an absolute fucking nightmare to deal with, so much so that Valve won't ever risk porting it to anything new.

>>384368553
oh it's frank nelson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M_2ZXWs55g

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>>384368273
>unsosueftuing

>>384368825
source 2 port fucking WHEN

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>>384344143
>solo capping last as soldier in the last 30 seconds
>team is probably getting spawncamped
>friendly heavy and medic coming to point
>they're both spies
>butter knifed to death

>>384344810
/vg/ was a mistake
No general can last more than 20 threads before become a circle jerk

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>>384354125
>the medics

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*Blocks your path*

>>384369174
Life'a Riley

>>384369174
if he is blocking my path he is not an ally so i will kill

>>384369174
I never use this taunt because there's like 2-3 seconds of lag when I manually stop it, giving me no time to save my buildings in case of emergency.

Name one better stock taunt, than the demo melee taunt

>>384369843
hadouken

>>384369843
the demo primary taunt

>>384369843
ka-BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>384369984
>lose a round
>hide behind a corner and kill people with it

If it's not in 49 minutes, it's not gonna be this week.

Sniper has the best banter in the game, prove me wrong.
>IM GONNA BLOW INSIDE YOUR HEAD, ALL OVER FOUR COUNTIES
>IM GONNA PUT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR EYES, YAH PUNTAR
>KEEP YUBBIN THAT BIG MOUTH, WHILE IT'S STILL ATTACHED TO YOUR BLOODY NECK
>THAT HELMET'S GONNA MAKE A NICE BOWL FOR YER BRAINS

>>384369843
Vita-Saw musical taunt
Neon Annihilator musical taunt

Huntsman taunt is the most deadly and effective weaponized taunt in TF2 also

>>384370626
Would it possibly be on thursday?

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>lay your weapons down and walk away

>>384367496
For real, why use anything but the homewrecker unless you really want the powerjack's speed boost for travel time? A Pyro who pulls out melee in a fight is a dumb Pyro.

>>384370660
nah, Scout, Spy, Engie and Soldier have better bants

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

>>384370404
>scout back-capping
>switch to shotgun

>>384370681
Potentially but people were expecting an announce-on-tuesday release-on-thursday sort of deal.

>>384370742
Some people are still committed to the axtinguisher I guess

>>384341149
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY. YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!

>>384370987
Ah ok. Hopefully this isn't gonna be another episode of Valve blue-balling.

>>384369843
Soldier melee

>>384370660
D E M O M A N

>>384370742
I use 3rd degree sometimes for dice rolling double-kills

>>384370742
Gotta rank up those orange numbers

>>384371405
AAaaaaAAAAIIIEEEEAAAA (BANG BANG BANG)

>unfuck flamethrower particle hitboxes
>increase direct flamethrower damage by 20%
>afterburn applies marked for death on afflicted player
>disable all means of eliminating afterburn except for health packs and airblast
>pyro can airblast himself
There, I fixed the pyro.

>>384369174
I really hate the GLUG GLUG GLUG sfx. It's so audible even at range.

>>384369843
Demo sticky taunt

>>384371334
I'd like to see what would happen to you if you went to Scotland and said this out loud in public.

>>384371779
>There, I fixed the pyro
no you didn't, because the problem with pyro is that it can't get in range to attack good players before dying, but bad players shit all over bad players with it

all you've done is made that second part of the problem worse by buffing W+M1

>>384371779
>Jumping into water not extinguishing you
You're an idiot

>>384365335
>Pyro update
>which is imminent
heh

>>384371904
They literally had a vote as to whether they should become independent and chose not to.

>>384372236
I blame urban areas

>>384372029
>pyro can't get into range to attack
>>pyro can airblast himself

How would you rework Volcano Fragment?

>>384372037
I genuinely forgot about that for a moment. Yes, that can stay

>>384342618
how 2 make my loadout screen items not blurry

>>384372337
I thought you meant referring to afterburn extinguishing with "pyro can airblast himself", since in the previous sentence you said "disable all means of eliminating afterburn except for health packs and airblast," which sounds like you're getting rid of Pyro's afterburn immunity but letting him extinguish himself. Get me?

Pyro having an airblast jump would help, but you'd still be buffing W+M1 to cause an enormous shitting on of pubs, and Pyro's primary range would still be super small even if he could jump closer.

What needs to happen to the Flamethrower (in addition to an airblast jump) is a longer range and narrower cone, more like a Lightning Gun, so it takes more skill and W+M1 isn't so braindead.

Anyone else hates the Soldier?

He just looks so stupid and tryhard jumping around and shooting the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT3-_TxSgmo
>everything about the opening
pure kino

>>384372820
Sure, narrowing the cone can happen as well. For good measure add a delay to afterburn "you must have held M1 on a guy for X amount of time to apply afterburn" because it's getting buffed to apply MFD. The idea is to buff M1 and give pyro mobility to re-establish his "intended" role as an ambush predator/harasser/DoT/status effect applier, as opposed to the combo babysitter that he currently is restricted to being right now.

>>384372854
No because I enjoy rocket jumping. It's a lot of fun, you should try it.

>>384372854
I hate soldier because he's always effective is my only personal gripe. It's like, you learn him and you literally never have to change classes again.

Remove Huntsman from the game.

>>384373167
Only if you are a fuckface who never agrees to switch to Medic.

remove all sniper rifles in the game
make huntsman the only primary

>>384373207
>>384373250
Samefag

>>384372364
That's a tough one. You already have a design for it, which means that you can't go willy-nilly with the goal.
But I'll go with:
>(i) When weapon is active, visible (i.e. not blocked in vision) enemies on fire gets extra afterburn damage
>extra afterburn damage per enemies killed with melee, one kill = 1 tick, caps at maybe 10 total afterburn?
>+damage vulnerabilty when active

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>>384373336

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>>384373078
>Sure, narrowing the cone can happen as well
cool man
> For good measure add a delay to afterburn "you must have held M1 on a guy for X amount of time to apply afterburn" because it's getting buffed to apply MFD

I don't like this idea since the only reason Pyro is the intended counter to Spy is because of quick, easy application of afterburn, allowing him to sweep the flamethrower over wide areas to really fuck over any Spy he catches

If you suddenly have to hold the flamethrower over an invisible target who runs 7% faster than you, in addition to having dead ringer, kunai and spycicle to put out afterburn, and a 20% damage resistance and DoT reduction while cloaked, then Pyro will totally lose its role as Spy counter (when it's already strapped for roles as-is)

Also Scout will probably never get set on fire again if you have to M1 him for a set period of time, since he's the best class at mashing ADADADADADA to be impossible to get a continuous hit on

>>384373540
> what is inspect element

>>384370742
I use the Neon Annihilator, it's pretty much the same thing as the Homewrecker, with the added crits. The Powerjack is also good on a more offensive pyro.

>>384372364
>ignites target on hit
>+100% afterburn damage (12DPS)
>2HP passively drained per second on wearer

>>384373587
So in conclusion, to fix the Pyro we
>buff direct flamethrower damage
>reduce flamethrower cone, but increase range
>unfuck flame particles
>afterburn applies Marked for Death
>only water, health packs, and airblasts can deactivate afterburn
>pyro can airblast jump

>>384372854
the only people who hate soldiers have not learned rocket jumping, it's the most fun thing in the game

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>>384374000
Nice trips.
That mostly sounds alright. Not sure if I really like MFD being added to afterburn, that might be overkill in conjunction with all the other buffs, but I could see it being a good addition. Definitely fits with the "combat support" niche of Pyro.

5 minutes till suicide

>>384374301
Thinking about it more, it would be more reasonable to let afterburn apply MFD, but keep all the current means of getting rid of it. MFD on afterburn in conjunction with airblast jumping would be a huge fucking deal, to the point where pyro would immediately become top tier. A debuff that serious should have immediate means of eliminating, especially since it means that weaker classes like scout and sniper get more or less deleted on sight.

>>384374616
sounds good to me

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Lucksman sniper best loadout

HOLY SHIT
www.twinkfortress.com/pyroofthejungle/

Why is the Short Circuit allowed? Who thought that giving the Engineer airblast was a good idea?

>>384374986
>twink
>pyro
>.com
Not even gonna click that

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>>384375104
>Who thought that giving the Engineer airblast was a good idea?
Whoever also thought that Deus Ex belonged in TF2's artstyle
>>384375170
why do you keep posting this

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pack it in boys, it isn't today

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>mfw seeing f2p medics spraying needles instead of healing

>>384375802
Is there anything more infuriating in this game?

>playing on attack
>there is a well guarded sentry
>if I go medic there is no one competent to uber
>if I go demo no one will uber me

I had a dream where it really was the night and the update came out and it was really cool

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OP here. I am sorry guys, I let you down again.

>>384376074
did they nerf soldier in it?

>>384376092
we're all gonna make it

>>384375964
no, there isn't. Its why I reward any new decent medics I play with a medic hat.

You didn't listen

>>384368116
you have to be a retard to think that an ubersaw works on anyone that isn't an absolute moron

>>384376221
I read it but I didn't want to believe because next Thursday is a long-ass time from now.

>>384376092
This is all my fault. The second I get to the max casual medal, valve will release the new update and release 200 more levels