Splatoon 2

Embargo ends in 6 hours, prepare for spoilers.

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Not yet. I haven't bothered to go out to the store.

>>384335815
Nah. After the Wii U I'm not buying a Nintendo console anytime soon.

>>384335815
No because it is a piece of shit.

And Splatoon 2 is barely any different from the first.

>>384337248
What's your 3rd person ink-shooter of choice then?

>>384335815
Yeah, bought one off my friend for 300$

>>384337424
Pubg

>>384337424
Splatoon 1 since it doesn't require me to buy a new console, pay a monthly online subscription for a shit infrastructure and provides me with the same experience.

>>384335815
This game is pretty bad desu

>>384337525
enjoy your hackers

>>384335815
>got a Switch yet?
No
God Damn It

>>384337091
The Wii U is based though.

>>384337503
>meme survival game of the week #3,802
A far more formulaic game than a sequel to a legitimately original game could ever be.

>>384337557
I look forward to your review in six hours

>>384337637
That was my review

No, because this is a baby game. I prefer more adult games like Call of Duty

>>384337602
The Wii U had couple great games, but it died so fast, and had so many other just meh games that I definitely regret my purchase.

I could have just waited for Cemu to get good and saved like 800$ or whatever I spent long run.

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I had no idea it was coming out already. Goes to show how much I care about it

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>arguing about video games

>>384337503
I can feel this turning into a Friday the 13th sort of deal.

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>>384335815
>Two
>Fucking
>Days

>>384337091
that's pathetic.

EU hours are the worst.

>>384337825
What's pathetic? That I have money? Yeah man, real pathetic.

>>384337669
kinda impressed you managed that considering you lack a brainstem

>>384337913
thanks mate, I try my hardest

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>>384337576
it's a nintendo system, there will always be hackers
>b-but muh bounties nintendo is unhackable I swear

>>384337248
Bingo

>>384337913
S E E T H I N G

>>384337576
I ran into a haxx0r called のっぺらぼう yesterday, he beat us like 98% to 0.1% and got 42 kills.

>>384335815
Yep. Preordered Splatoon 2 today, first game I've preordered in over five years. Mainly because this is one where there's actually a point.

>>384335815
I dont have a console and wont get it. But i have one thing - Source Filmmaker. I will wait for import of all models in this game.

>>384337913
It should be illegal to burn niggas like this.

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who jet squelchen here?

>>384335815
YES STOP FUCKING ASKING HOLY SHIT

>>384338404
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE ENTHUSIASM OF A SWITCH OWNER SHOW ME YOUR GRRRR FACE

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>>384338397
>No L3

This can't be the whole list... right?

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>>384338542

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>>384338397
>tentatek splattershot is back
FUCKING YES

>>384338628
Maybe on release. Remember, they're going to continually add weapons.

>>384338628
>This can't be the whole list... right?
Nah it's not

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>>384338641
YEAH

>>384338397
.96 Gal is my gal. Gonna miss the Echolocator, though.

>>384338397
Heavy splatling set would be so good if didn't have the sting ray, I guess I'll pick mini splatling then.

>>384338628
all the old classes are coming back, inkbrush isn't in that image but it's shown up in promo art.

>>384338397
Where's the red Squelcher? The one with better fire rate. That shit was my jam.

>>384338671
I used it for the Splatfest and got a ton of kills, feels oh pee.

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I wish I could afford a switch

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>>384340159
I wish I didn't buy a switch

>>384340159
Don't you worry, one day you will.

>>384340262
>Buying Switch without at least three games you're hyped for
What are ya in for?

>>384339383
It's so standard that it didn't have any glaring weaknesses against the other weapons in the beta. It also helped that a lot of the players were either new players who had no fucking clue how to react to bombs or returning players that were too rusty to function. I used it too and I have never gotten as many kills with splat bombs as I did that day.

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>>384340263
I hope.

It's like everytime I have the money I either have bills to pay or the price got raised again

I can't be the only one who feels left out, right?

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>>384338628
It's not the full list. It's just a handful selection of weapons a leakerfag provided. All of the weapons from 1 are returning.

Here, have some more with the L3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5syJyGEStY

>>384340473
My canadian friend just about ruined his own hype trying to get the game. He had real time trackers on like three websites, and that's when you CAN afford it.

>>384340592
My brain turned "console" into "game" in that first sentence.

>>384340592
>>384340729
I'm thinking about just preordering it and holding onto the game until I can buy a switch, but I don't think that'll be anytime soon.
God this feeling sucks.

the question is when i'm going to be able to fucking buy a switch like any other console

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>>384340507
Hell yeah

>No toxic mist

At least the model D is almost the same

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cake should have won

>>384340848
2018 maybe.

Maybe Nintendo should do something about the Switch shortage before they start shilling the software.

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>>384340937
Sorry man. Next time will be for real, though. I mean like, I'll be on Marina's team again but I support you in spirit.

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>>384338397
>>384340507
What the hell's going on with my baby the Inkbrush? That useless as fuck Splashdown ult is already a grim sign... don't tell me they managed to make the worst weapon type worse.

>>384341230
Nah, charger was infinitely improved with the removal of Bubbler, so...

>>384340507
Is this shopped? What's with the bottom nozzle nose's sub and special icons being darker? What are the question marks?

>>384335916
>caring about spoilers
>in an online shooter

>>384335815
I used to think that ice cream bitch was better but gd damn thats a nice hat

>>384341427
>Charger
>Bad
>Not mandatory in high level play

Did you just never play with a jap or what?

>>384341889
I'm implying that the charger game will be improved greatly since wielders of the weapon will actually have to grow a spine in a tight situation.

>>384341167
>Picking by waifu and not topic
But why?

what does woomy mean lads

>>384337714
Wow, glad you came in this thread to post about a game you aren't interested in. Thanks.

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Lads, help me out here. I want to order a switch + splatoon 2 pack (well stocked here) but I am not sure I want to spend 360 euro funbucks for just 1 game.

Are there any other good switch games or upcoming switch games? Sell me a bit on this device.

>>384342103
Yeah, lying about your preferences in snacks and entertainment in a game for children should be a crime punishable by death. Splatfest waifufags are truly the Hitlers of our time.

>>384342148
womby

>>384342103
Because I devolve into a vapid drone in close proximity of "cute shy girl" archetypes. I will go to choose my favorite thing in the splatfest and a look at Marina's cute face with her little concerned eyebrows will turn my brain off and I will choose the subject on the right.

>>384342207
What games do you like?

>>384342263
It's a pretty goddamn horrific crime, I agree.
>>384342306
She's not particularly shy in the localized dialogue but fair enough.

>>384342339
I have a wiiu with monhunt, splatoon 1, Zelda Tp HD, Botw, Mk8, Mario 3d world and Hyrule warriors

If I didnt have botw for wiiu already it would be a much easier decision. Dont want to rebuy it

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>>384340507

>>384342363
I appreciate your understanding when you could have easily called me autistic.

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>>384342207
Oh hey it's my wife

>>384338352
what point? I preordered Arms because for some reason it was $10 off Amazon that way, but no deal this time and I don't want to wait for the mail, so I'll just get it at wally world at midnight

>>384342623
Switch games are selling out fast here. Every copy of MK8 coming into my local EB was accounted for a week after release.

>>384342440
I mean, Xenoblade 2 looks pretty damn cool so far (this coming from someone who was a bit lukewarm on the previous Xenoblades outside soundtrack an story), Odesssey looks great (loved 3D World, though others apparently didn't) and ARMS is fucking fun as hell. It's region free, too, so you can get your weeb on if you want to (like MonHun Doublecross since Crapcom is too shit to let us play in English). Mainline Pokemon and FE are coming eventually, plus Metroid Prime 4, but those are TBA release dates.

>>384340885
>tfw still no idea if the Ika Musume set will return
cmon just release me from this hell, i need to know

>>384342440
Should have pirated BotW on the Wii U and bought it on the Switch.

>>384342440
Only things out right now that I can think of are ARMS, which is not everyone's cup of tea, Puyo Puyo X Tetris, which is also not everyone's cup of tea, Bomberman, and a bunch of indie games. Mario Odyssey looks amazing, though. And they've also announced Kirby and Pokemon. If you're interested in any of that and Splatoon 2, it might be worth it to get it now just so that you can play Splatoon 2 during its first few months which are always the most populated and the most fun. You'll have to wait for the other games, though. Or maybe play Shovel Knight and Blaster Master 0? The're pretty good.

>>384342747
>>384342809
Sounds decent so far. I'm mostly hoping it gets more games in the future, I don't mind waiting for more since I have tons to play on my PC too. Just dont want to miss the launch of splatoon 2

>>384337525
>Owning and still owning a Wii U

Ew

>>384343009
Then don't miss it. They already said that the game will keep getting free updates for the whole first year and Splatfests for two years. But the first few months are the best.

>>384342440
Disgaea 5 if you want an RPG.

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>>384343357
>>384343463
Hm yes, I think I'll order it.

>>384342695
stop buying games from game stores like a retard then

>>384343989
>Paying more for a digital copy of a game I can't resell, share or put on my shelf
Why?

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>>384343749
friday will be fun. just ordered

Is this and BOTW worth getting a switch for?

>>384337503
>>384337741
More like groundhog day

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>Callie gets saved
She was always flagging behind Marie. And in trying to keep up, she stumbled and fell. She crawled and cursed. But in time, she rejoined her in the sun.

>>384344153
Botw is but Switch lacks more singleplayer AAA content right now. Rabbids, Odyssey and Xenoblade should help with that though.

For multi you got MK8, ARMS, Splatoon and a lot of other 3rd party stuff already.

>>384344061
Not him but portability is nice.

>>384344153
yea

>>384344119
Cool. See you in the Splatoon threads.

>>384344153
They're both pretty good. Depends on the person, though. BOTW kept me entertained for a long time and I expect Splatoon 2 to do the same. And there's other stuff to look forward to plus a few cool and cheap indie games in the online store.

>>384344476
It's not like a Switch game card is massive.

any leaks for the sp unlocks yet?

>>384344716
No but having to constantly change cartridges and keeping track of a handfull of them is annoying imo. Having one physical copy that's constantly in the slot is my max for handhelds. But if you want to resell it and enjoy having the cases, go for it.

>>384344825
Not really a leak, but you get all the hero versions of all the weapons (idk how though)

Why are so many people on /v/ hyped for this literally childrens game?

>>384344915
It's also a price thing. Nintendo's eshop prices are insane in Australia.

>>384344061
when did I say digital? Just go to Wal Mart. They'll actually be open at midnight and you don't have to waste your time preordering it

>>384335815
Eh, next month.

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Nope

>>384337684
> COD
> MUH BIG BOY GAYMES MATURE BLOODY SEKS GAYMES
either I hope that was a joke or you're autistic

You know people below 18 aren't allowed on this site, right

>>384338397
>octobrush
FUCK YES , the godly weapon is back

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They better include more music with the stage dlc. everything is just fucking Wet Floor during normal matches I want new Chirpy Chips

>>384345382
Go walk into stores. Of course online is out of stock.

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>>384345025
Oh great again with the
>BUT MUH MATURE BIG BOY GAMEZ WITH SUPEE REALISTIC GWAPHIKZ BLOODY SECKS GAYMES MUST B THE ONLY ALLOWABLE GAYMES TO PWAY , CARTOON ART STYLE?!?!?/11!? LOL CHILDISH AND KIDDIE XdxDxddD
Argrument

>>384335815


>yet

Mothafucka, I pre-ordered one locally the morning after the reveal direct. I was on board from the word "region-free", Got Splatoon 2 arriving in the mail Friday and Hey Pikmin! to hold me over the next three days.

>>384345264
>Walmart
Doesn't exist here. Anon, do you really think I'd be preordering if another chain of stores was magically having less problems?

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MY DICK

>>384345025
>He's so much of a newfag that he can't even remember the day that mods ran Splatoon music on /v/.

Leave my fucking image board and never return.

>>384347658
Did she get an octopuss tattoo on her stomach? Jesus.

>>384347658
>Tattoo
HARLOT

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>>384347658
>posting actual spoilers
[spoilers]i mean sure anybody with a foot has dpredicted this but fuck i want to see that design in game fresh goddamnit anon [/spoiler]

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i'm so used to being able to use some form of retroactive gameplay recording to post webms that I'm pretty bummed I won't be able to do any splatoon webms without shelling out some didgeridoo shillings for a capture card

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>>384347658
character design in this game is off the fucking charts

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2 days 4 hours

>>384335815
Preordered the limited edition with Splatoon

>>384338397
I can't wait to try out the dualies. After that, I'll probably go back to .52 gal

Kek some 12 year old leaked pics of the final boss. https://youtu.be/V5syJyGEStY

Gyro or analog for handheld mode?

>>384350701
Gryo isn't so bad in handheld, believe it or not. You can up the sensitivity in HH mode so you don't need to turn as much.

>>384349746
Does it come with anything cool? I saw a picture and I think it had the same joycons as the regular version. The Splatoon joycons don't come out until Fall, but they should really come included with that bundle.

>>384335815
yes but no preorder :DD

>>384350868
I don't know if it comes with anything special, but it was the same price as game+switch, so I figured I'd just make it easier for myself

>>384337684
Isn't the series dead ?

>>384350982
Well, yeah. But if it comes with something special, that would be even better. I already have a Switch, though. But I do want the Splatoon joycons. I need another pair anyway. Gonna have to wait until Fall.

>>384350674
Well fuck. I guess it was brainwashing after all.

>>384351115
Indeed, I'm all for extra stuff. Hoping for it, but I couldn't find anything when I checked. Then again, I didn't do a thorough check.
I, too, want the splatoon joycons

>>384351180
Oh, no. Please stop spoiling all this information that was completely obvious to anyone who would figure out that the Callie-shaped shadow in the official illustrations released over a month ago was Callie. You're really ruining my day with all those spoilers for completely unexpected plot twists, you master troll you.

Already got it on my Wii U. I dont need 60 dollars DLC with paid online.

>>384347658
>Activate nightmare vision

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WHY WON'T SPLATOON 2 STOP BREAKING RECORDS AAAAHHH!!

>>384351857
damn it keeps going up

>>384351857
I'm bad with numbers, is Splatoon 2 almost at 1 million preorders?

>>384349716
I actually had to do a double-take there to recognize her nose wasn't her mouth.

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2 days 3 hours

>>384352252
In Japan alone

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>>384352252
Hell think the only thing holding back pre-orders is finding a Switch. I mean Japan is going crazy with lines up the wazoo just for the chance of being in a lottery to get one. I don't think this is even Nintendo doing that whole limited bullshit. I just don't think they didn't even think it will be this successful.

>>384337091
You don't even have a wii u, motherfucker.

Stop falseflagging.

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>>384337091
That's understandable, you do you anon.

>>384335815
As long as Nintendo sticks with a paid online plan I refuse to purchase the Switch. It's as simple as that, really.

>>384348459
There will be homebrew at some point, at least.

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>>384354510
Poorfags always say that

>>384354510
So you'll continue to support Sony and Microsoft for doing the same thing?

>>384355338
No. Infact the only reason I have a PS4 is because I won one in a lottery, which only costed me 5 dollars. I don't even fucking play the thing.

When does the review embargo lift?

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>>384335815
Just got mine but there is a single dead pixel on the left hand side. I can only notice it when the screen is dark but it's driving me mad.

Should I return it and wait for another one? I work electronics and can get one fairly easy, but idk if I want to wait another 2 weeks for another shipment.

>>384355604
10 minutes from what I've heard

>>384355452

>I don't even fucking play the thing.
>posting on /v/

it checks out

>>384344119

kanker

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>>384355869
>You're only allowed to post on /v/ if you're playing on the latest Microcuck, Sony, or Nintendo home consoles.

Jesus Christ, how terrifying.

I'd feel like such a cuck for buying the Switch after buying a Wii U.

>getting bait and Switch™ed

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50 HOURS TO LAUNCH

Reviews when?

>>384356472
I thought it was now but it might be in another hour

>>384356472
2 hours

Got a switch one week ago just for this game.

what is this game, like call of duty but for a younger audience?

>>384357156
call of duty IS for a younger audience anon

>>384357254
so even younger than that? like 8-12?

>>384357156
its more like overwatch for babies. but its fun.

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>>384335815
>got a Switch yet?
yes

>>384357379
yes

>>384340790
>>384340848
PROTIP, try using istocknow.com

I was watching that for a couple days when a Target near me got them in according to that site. I called shorty after opening and they said they had a couple, but they wouldn't tell me how many, wouldn't allow for holding even for 15-20 minutes while I made the drive, said he had a line at opening and they would probably be gone by the time I got there. I got in the car and went anyway, also making note of a Walmart across the way that also said they may have units.

Target was out. Figured Walmart was also out since they were right across the road, but I decided to take a peek anyway since I was already right there. Sure enough, they had one gray unit on the shelf which I bought immediately.

I figured everyone else who went to Target first for a Switch and left empty handed, decided to not even try Walmart because they thought everyone else would go there too and they for sure wouldn't have any (same thought I had). Sometimes baseless optimism pays off.

So go to istocknow.com, use the live map. Look for stores in your area that have them in stock, especially if two stores who sell them are close together. Most people would try one and not bother with the other, either because they got their switch or the thought that there's no way the store right next door has them if this one doesn't.

>>384341872
Singleplayer/Story spoilers as well as people datamining upcoming content of weapon kits and shit

>>384342207

merry oh and xenoblade are coming this year, there's waifu warriors and skyrim

>inb4 skyrim

hey it's fully portable that counts for something desu

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>birthday release

I'm so excited.

>>384357530
Similar thing happened to me.

It seems that Walmart has a more likely chance of carrying them, at least from what I've seen through inventory checkers

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>buying a switch after the BaitU

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what have they done

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>>384358549
Happy birthday

>saw walmart had switches in stock
>bought one on a whim

I'm really bad with impulse purchases, but I guess I've got money to waste so it's not all bad

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>>384358919
Thanks, anon.

>>384340262
Sell me yours then

>>384358817
Made the pro controller FRESH as fuck?

>>384358549
Either there are several anons who's birthday is also July 21st or you're the same one I see in every Spla2n thread.

yo this dat nigga that types in all lowercase ghetto speak with the same birthday as you anon

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>>384359097
>Either there are several anons who's birthday is also July 21st or you're the same one I see in every Spla2n thread.
This is the first time I've ever brought it up.

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even though we all know whats better, lets settle this.

split joycons vs pro controller?

>>384359196
i use the retard dogface grip

>>384359196
I've done most of my gaming on a computer, so split joycons are pretty comfy.

but the first one sucked

>>384345382
>not using brickseek
Its much easier to pick it up in store anon

Yes, I have a Switch.

Why I had a Switch before this game came out is a bit of a mystery. I should have bought a Switch to play Splatoon 2. BotW wasn't worth getting one for.

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>>384358817

>>384345382
>tfw i live in australia
>the continent where nintendo forgets to do their dumb artificial scarcity
>you could still get a switch off shelf on release day
>dont have one anyway

I can't wait to get back in and own shitters using a roller

>>384335815

Not yet. I'm planning to once I get my joining bonus from my new job.

>>384352252
No, COMG is one of the only sites that actually gives preorder numbers, so people use them as a gauge. It's usually around 1:800-1000 COMG preorders to real preorders though.

>>384338259
You know Japanese, always gotta win

where my splash o matic niggas at

>>384359810
I don't even really use it. Honestly I can wait until this whole thing calms down and it's easily to just walk in and buy them without having to even ask. Still shocked even after almost a year they still can't get their shit together. Hell I feel this isn't even artificial scarcity just them fucking up.

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>>384360332
>after almost a year

>>384359885
huh
nice anon

>>384360462
Shit for some reason I thought it came out in November like all system. Sorry I like cocks.

>>384358689
>having tables and chairs in your home after stubbing your toe

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49 HOURS

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>>384360691

>looks like gamecube game
>goal seems to be autistically coloring the ground

what am i missing here

>people still respond or give ironic (You)s to shitposters and then wonder why Splatoon threads always have shitposters

The first one was such a flop.

Preordered digital, because I want to be able to play it without constantly switching carts. Hoping Amazon doesn't fuck it up if the inventory's digital, but they've been disappointing me lately.

>>384335815
Imagine being a late twenties single childless man buying this shite because you played NES as a child. Insanity.

>>384360691
Isn't it more like 62 hours

>>384361005
Well I hope this one flops just as hard

>>384361046
Wait its a two cartridge game?

>>384361198
Kill yourself

>>384360685
you can't compare that to what Niuntendo did. They didn't even give any consolation to Wii U owners.

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>>384361198
That's me to a t.

One more hour until reviews hit

>>384361198
PCbro devastation is so glorious. I'd be willing to bet that you were one of those limp-dick cucks saying that the Switch would fail ahahaha lmao.

>>384361046
You can just buy digital off the eshop on release day, what's the point of going through amazon? Pretty sure the prime discount is only for physical copies.

>>384361316
consolation for what? the console came out with loads of games. not their fault you didnt like them

>>384361541
>shovelware

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>>384338397

Where is the beakon? That was the strategist mastermind subweapon of choice.

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Planning on trading in my Wii U and 3DS on splatoon 2 launch day because I heard there was a switch restock.

>>384361714
It's back, the demo confirmed it as it was a sub listed in the menus.
This image doesn't show everything but people keep posting it.

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>>384361198
what if i'm a married childless man in his late twenties buying this shite because i played snes as a child and enjoy fun?

>>384361239
No you derp, he means switching between other games.

I'm neither minor nor pedophile, so no.

>>384361203
It is 2 days, 0 hours, 38 minutes, 23 seconds
until Friday, 21 July 2017

>>384361541
>loads of games

Counting only first party (because they it had barely any third party support) the Wii U didn't have a lot of games for a console's lifespan.

There were less than 20 decent/good games.

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Rev up those squids

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>>384356472
Here's the review:

Did you like Splatoon 1?

It's more of that.

>>384362223
i hope best outfit makes a comeback

>>384362096

Silly anon, today is Tuesday. I hope you are right tho

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>>384362284
So do I, my dick exploded when her outfit was first announced.

>>384362309
Japan time.

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>know that no matter how we wish it the squid sisters will never get to be the hosts in 2

>>384362096

https://www.igdb.com/games/splatoon-2/countdown

>>384362393
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20170721T00&p0=538&msg=SPLATOON+2

I caved and picked up a switch just so I could join in on the Splatfests. Been a long time since I've got hype for a game like this, seeing as hype-trains are undoubtedly a bad idea and make for a shitty games industry. There's just something about Splatoon that lets me look past all that and be excited to play a new game at launch, dunno why.

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I don't even play your games, but keep bringing me cuties like this please.

>>384362352
pathetic pedo kill yourself

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>>384362624
I think I'll masterbate to squids instead.

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>>384362531

Nice

D-does this is count for american eshop as well?

>>384362660
No, that anon was right. Please kill yourself for ruining Splatoon threads and contributing to the fact that people rarely talk about the game itself and just post squid shit instead

were mk8d and arms released at 0:00 on the eshop, or some time later?

>>384358549
Hey me too. 21st of July birthday reporting in

>>384362715
No, but the servers should be up and running by that time.

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>>384362803
>Please kill yourself for ruining Splatoon threads and contributing to the fact that people rarely talk about the game
The topic that was being discussed was hoping to see a return of Ika Musume's gear.

So go fuck yourself.

>>384363092
And that was fine until you started talking about your fetishes and masturbation habits. People like you give this game a shitty reputation

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I already have one, by my local gamestop just got 11 (ELEVEN) fucking switches in stock last night, so hopefully the two friends I have who want and dont actually have a Seitch yet can get one.

>>384335815
getting one hopefully at the end of august

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>>384363295
You're taking Splatoon threads on 4chan far too seriously.

>>384344119
Did that website just call you a slag? Kinda rude desu

>>384363623
No, I just would rather talk about the game than have them be havens for lewd art and shitposters

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>>384363712
then you're on the wrong website squiddo

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>>384363712
Well the it's a great thing you don't run the board.

>>384363712
Have you tried Reddit?

>>384360902
>what am i missing here
Your (you) here you champ

>>384363787
There really isn't a better one to go to. The website would be fine if not for posters like you. and all of the countless shitposters... Seriously, if you fucks even tried to talk about the gameplay while posting your loli shit, I wouldn't care.

>>384363787
>>384363846
>>384363909
Ranked in top 10 most cancerous fanbases

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>>384361198
>booty blasted pc cuck still mad his shitposting was proven false yet again
Eat a dick nigger.

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>>384364097
>>384364115
leave if you don't like it

>>384360902
>goal seems to be autistically coloring the ground

Ranked matches are much more objectively oriented. The gameplay revolves around area control and making effective pushes/defences. To that regard, a lot of maps have a choke at some point.

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Mine will be here tomorrow
It comes with ARMS but I think that game looks stupid as hell so I'm trading it and getting Splatoon 2 for free

>>384363909
Reddit is incapable of having a discussion by design. It was made for circlejerking and lowest common denominator bullshit

>>384364097
no one gives a fuck what you think, cuckboy

>>384337091
Understandable, have a good day

>>384364097
cry moar bitch ass nigga

>>384364202
go get laid and come back levelheaded to discuss video games instead of autistically telling everyone how you are gonna fap to fucking imaginary characters

>>384345581
Relax big guy, I think he was joking.

>>384338397
Will there be a weapon that causes more anal annihilation as the kraken roller?

>>384361198
>Not being a "Double Income, No Kids" elburg.

Stupid goyim. That's why I've got gold toilets to take my shits in and you've got socially retarded children, just like you.

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anyone else?

>>384364202
>>384364316
I'd rather just keep telling you to kill yourself, consider it community service

>>384364406
How do I get laid?

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>>384337726
>comes to /v/ expecting something different

>>384364097
I agree with you.
Shitty when threads are just art dumps of girls, no game discussion

>>384364509
by not being a pathetic nigger jerking off to squids 24/7

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>>384338397
Where the FUCK is the N-Zap '83???

>>384364406
i'm married so i'll never get laid again
you're literally getting upset because people like things you don't like
go away idiot

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>>384364465
Is this seriously Japan only? I'm planning on getting the Pro Controller anyway but damn

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>>384342623
If you preordered early enough, you get it from Amazon on release day.

>>384364595
no u

>>384364715
yea but its on playasia

>>384364465
It'd be better if the pink was purple instead.

>>384364715
it's in uk too

>>384364854
i get that epic reference bro

Floodgates are open boys.

>>384364812
Do you think it will be supply-constrained on playasia? Considering importing.

IGN - 8.3
Gamespot - 8.0

>>384364945
thanks

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>>384364984
EVERYONE HIDE! DO IT NOW

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>>384361198
>Probably has to deal with alimony and child support bills, because anyone who's even remotely posting on 4chan's /v/ board isn't going to make a good life partner, let alone parent.
>They probably don't even get to visit their kid(s) on their birthday.
>Will never be able to retire due to alimony making them the eternal wagecuck till death allows them freedom from this damned mortal coil.

Is there a "shotgun" type weapon?

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>>384365120
Oh boy here we go...

>>384365204
paint bucket, kind of

>>384365204
Blasters I guess.

>>384365120
dodged a bullet

>>384365170

>>384365204
The new Brella is kinda like a shotgun with a shield.

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>>384335815
>tfw could never play Splatoon because of the Wii U's shitternet

>>384365204
Technically rollers, and buckets.

>brainwashing
Wow, what a shit game.

NintendoLife - 10/10
WE DID IT BROS.

Do you have to update the firmware in order to play online?

I haven't checked in a while, but it didn't make you update for MK8D.

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Seems like it will average on 83-85 just like what i predicted months ago

I made the mistake of missing out on the first game. All of the Splatfests looked pretty cool. At least with the Switch actually existing, the playerbase won't dwindle too fast.

>>384365120
Most likely the same reasons which is lack of content which Nintendo will most likely fill in over time again.

>>384335815

>THEY ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE SWITCH MEME

>>384365012
honestly theres no telling. i would do it if you really want a pair.

>>384365343

all you had to do was turn on dmz in network settings

>>384365559
You can still find matches quickly today on the Wii U.

>>384337091
Sounds like someone shoulda done their research before buying, but to each their own anyhow, you do you.

>>384365760
Maybe he bought it in 2014, the Wii U's only good year, and expected it to have more than that in the future.

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2 DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

White ink when

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>>384365907
>mfw Pearl rocked over Japan

>>384367354
>A FUCKING BULLPUP

WHY CAN'T IT COME OUT RIGHT NOW???