Can we agree Zero Mission ruined Samus's body?

i want to lock you in a room with the barneyfag guy

>respected frmale character
~>literally parades around in a bikini in the first game

Samus has been a shitty fapbait character since her debut. She is as "respectable" as a Senran Kagura character.

Except Senran Kagura characters have actual dialogue and personality, unlike Samus who is a shitty blank slate with less personality than Flappy Bird.

Every single Samus fan is a morbidly obese permavirgin.

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samus has always been portrayed as "sexy" character

Lost all her muscle.

What a fatty.

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What would grabbing a handful of Samus' seat feel like?

>>384334773
This. Samus waifufags are completely delusional.

They might be the most autistic fanbase in all of vidya. Not even MLP fans are this pathetic.

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>>384334992
Yeah, what the fuck happened to her slim, toned body? She's too damn soft nowadays.

>>384334765
>>384334773
I didn't say anything about sex appeal per see. I was talking about how her butt got fat in Zero Mission in an attempt to appeal to the otaku.

>>384334992
I don't think she lost muscle, but she added too much fat in a certain area (not her boobs).

>>384335090
Probably like grabbing fat. What else would it feel like?

>>384335090
Why does she have balls?

>>384335090
pure fucking muscled aka amazing

>>384335308
She has been in a bikini since the first game to appeal to the otaku.

You are a fat, lonely virgin and your waifu is nothing more than shitty fanbase. You do not enjoy her "character" because she has none, she is as much of a character as a Tetris block.

There's nothing wrong with that, you just have to admit it.

>>384335331
Spotted the virgin.

>>384335482
*fapbait

>>384335482
in official artwork she has muscle dumbass

>>384334773
What does Samus look like after Fusion? If I recall, after she got infected by the X Parasite at the start of the game, her suit had to be surgically removed from her body. Add to that the fact that the Federation did their weird experiments with Metroid DNA on her in order to save her life, and her appearance was probably pretty fucked up, like a burn victim or something. I guess they've probably got pretty good cosmetic space-surgery since it's a futuristic setting, but still, I'll bet it wasn't too pretty.

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Why are you scared of Samus both being strong and sexy? Are you saying you can't respect a woman who is also tantalizing?

>>384334406
this is why I hate Americans, fuck off fag

>>384335694
She is not a woman. She is a fictional character. She hardly qualifies as a character even, she is a shitty blank slate.

>>384335694
cant be strong if the only thing you got is power armor and no muscle and no brain and crying over fighting ridley

>>384335828
Then what point are you trying to make? With that argument none of this matters because it's a fucking fictional piece of work and caring at all is stupid, you retard.

>>384335776
Leaf

>>384335861
Other M is not canon

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>strong, tall, sexy women

>>384335308
There's alot of rule 34 of this samus so clearly they succeeded in some measure

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>Be OP
>Playing video game with female protag
>suddenly eyes are drawn down to her butt
>Oh god. It's so big and round.
>Whimpers as tears build up eyes
>Try in vain to cover the screen but the butt is so big my small hands can't cover it all
>Cry out as I'm assaulted by the sexualization of women yet again
>Relay my experience on my tumblr blog

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>>384335653
Just look at this horrifically deformed monstrosity

>>384336031
M O T H E R
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>>384336031
There's nothing "strong" about her. She's just an average bimbo who happens to have access to good technology.

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will they ever top this?

>>384337009
Every game after fixed the horrible controls.

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I can't even imagine what it must be like to be OP. Everytime they see a woman who isn't an ugly dyke and isn't covered modestly they have to whine about how girls are objectified and blame the evil patriarchy. It must be fucking horrifying.

>>384336156
samus changed it's like ganondorf being chubby and very calm

>>384337245
Sauce/artist?

Report and hide waifu threads. Or Sybb threads.

>>384337245
characters changing dramatically must be okay

>>384336486
Are you looking for those posts? What's the point?

>>384337245
> that doujin
> blackmail
> incest
> loli
Checking all the patrician boxes

>>384336973
Yeah bro, nuthin strong. ...except that suit that makes her strong

>>384334406
Better question would be why do faggots who have clearly never played Metroid have such a hate boner for the Zero Suit and like to make outrageously bullshit claims like "the most respected female character in vidya".

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>>384339283
Because women ruin everything. Normalfags too.

>>384335901
It doesn't matter.

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>>384337245
you better fucking give me the sauce

>>384337420
>>384341118
Took me a sec but I gotchu famalams
Title is: I don't need feminism because I love my big brother's dick!

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>>384341903
I thought you were joking.

>>384341903
>I don't need feminism because I love my big brother's dick!
Yes

>>384337119
So did the Control Freak patch.

>>384341903
Spoonfeeding is why /v/ will always be one of the worst boards.

>>384342841
Is looking out for your fellow man spoon feeding?

>>384342841
>e
he's just trying to help a nigga out