Mario Odyssey

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HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERES JUNO?!

>>384317476
Why do so many people draw Luigi getting cucked

retardy when

>>384317476
Wario/Daisy feels like such a natural pairing. Luigi/Daisy always felt forced.

>>384318603
makes for good reaction images like >>384318404

>>384318603
why is everyone into cuck now?
it's like turning it into an insult has fetishized it for way more people.
Cuck is more prevalent than ever thanks to memes.

>>384318603
>>384317476
Camelfucker Dogan was a mistake.

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>>384318695
luigi is built for suffering

My 1 up girl is my ex who left me that I still can't get over even though I try. I was deeply in love. I've changed myself almost completely from who I was when she left, and her leaving still has me fucked up. I wish I never got with her. Lost weight, changed my style, got new hobbies. None of it matters.

Basically fuck you, and fuck me, and fuck everything.

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>>384318603
he's a sissy

>>384318710
>t. Literall cuck
Get the fuck off my board.

>>384318710
So, exactly what happened to furries. If you turn it into a meaningless buzzword, it loses it's stigma. No one minds being called a cuck now because it's been turned into meaning "white male not loyal to the white supremacists cause"

>>384318843
no reddit, you will never own this board, even if you outnumber us 100:1

>>384318603
Its hot

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>>384318790
girls will fuck you up like nothing else

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>>384318790
My ex-girlfriend had anger issues and long story short she was forced to live with her dad in Colorado. (I was 17, she was 16 -- we were both in Pennsylvania)

Pretty tough shit. I still struggle to not want and kill myself every so often despite being on meds. (am 18 now)

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>>384318790
>>384318951
>>384319117
You all needed better male role models

>>384318790
I was the one who decided to break up with my ex and i'm still fucked up about. It doesn't feel good either way.

And yet girls are still able to move on so fucking easily

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>>384318683
Wario is responsible. Takes care of himself and others. Dependable. He is a complete upgrade from Luigi.

>>384319241
>You all needed better male role models

How would that help? Honest question.

Are you saying only men without proper role models can get their heart broken by a relationship?

>>384318710
Cuck used to be a very effective insult one or two years ago so it became very popular. By very effective I mean it was really good at eliciting a reaction out of people. It's interesting, cuckoldry as a whole is a very controversial topic.

>>384319417
And Captain Syrup is a complete upgrade from Daisy.

Wario's got the cash, no wonder Daisy is with him and not Luigi

>>384319456
>Are you saying only men without proper role models can get their heart broken by a relationship?
I think so, yes

>>384319357
Yeah dude, I don't know what it is. I'm not going to shit on all women or something, but all these girls I've known just seem to get over it so much better/faster/easier/etc. Like it never really mattered to them in the end. Here I am, some pathetic fuck stuck over this bitch WAY to long later, and I doubt she even thinks about me in the slightest.

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>>384319713
there's a lot of truth in this image

>>384319704
>TFW deadbeat dad has cursed me with the ability to feel feelings

It all makes sense now.

>>384319628
>Used to be an effective insult
Who are you attempting to fool?

>>384319902
It's not as effective now man, it just isn't. Back then you called someone a cuck you derailed the whole thread.

>>384318790
Why would I feel bad for you? If you change your hobbies and life outside of ways you want solely to please someone who clearly does not like you, you are pathetic

>>384319357
I actually moved on really quickly after I broke up with my girlfriend. I was really upset about it at first because I knew how much it hurt her but then I just got over it.

>>384319973
It was never effective it just showed you were a retarded from /pol/ or a newfag

>tfw you unironically are a cuck in the actual non meme meaning

>>384320089
See? Even now the word cuck fuels discussion. That very rarely happens with other slurs, if at all.

>>384319838
Good dads teach how to deal with and get rid of bad feelings desu

>>384320186
It's actually a pretty common fetish. Evolutionary psychologists have a term for it, it's called "sperm competition" Dudes in gangbangs produce more semen because having other dudes around the girl you're fucking activates a primal urge to fertilize her and thus, you cum buckets

>>384320186
>tfw you hear the word cuck in real life said by a real person

>>384320480
>Tfw playing an mmo and an NPC calls another npc a cuck
This happened. And people say TOR isn't based.

>>384320480
never heard it in real life