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ATARI BOX: FUCK THEY LIED

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https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/17/15980990/atari-ataribox-specs-pictures
http://archive.is/7A321
F-F-F-FUCK Y-Y-YOU JIVE TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

>it appears that the Ataribox will be similar to the NES and SNES Classic in providing access to old titles in modern retro hardware.
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>>384316837
Sony always wins, baby
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWIaLo
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Never give up
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>>384316837
>www.theverge.com
Literally who?
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>>384316837
Did you actually believe it would be anything BUT that? from fucking INFOGRAMES?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqd88MWJG1Q It was mostly shitposting but it was fun while it lasted
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>>384316918
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>>384316837
Your wojak should be a geeser or that disco guy pointing a gun at his head.
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>>384316837
Ataridards on suicide watch.
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>>384317035
>Atari plans to deliver classic games in the Ataribox, alongside “current content.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
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>>384316837
>people actually thought this would be anything other than an emulation machine
>people thought that this would be the savior of the fucking industry
Are you kidding me
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>>384316837
Did you dense mother fuckers expect a current gen console? /v/ never fails to amaze me with its pure retardation.
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>>384316837
Is it 2600 only or does it go up to a certain set like including 7600 or Lynx?
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>>384316837
>Ataritardz BTFO
what a good day
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>>384316837
Not surprised at all.

Steam Machines have thousands of games, modern AAA titles, better AMD drivers than you can get on Windows and they've gone absolutely nowhere so far because the hardware is too high end and too expensive with not enough name recognition or nostalgia.

The low end nostalgia market is exactly the space the big three have left open, with Nintendo only dipping their toes in to reassure investors that they've still got desirable products without really committing to it for fear it would devalue their more traditional nostalgia market in the virtual console.

Atari could have a winner on their hands if they can get old games and retro publishers on board.

Of course one of the rumors about Valve's new Steam Machines is that they'll have a $100 model replacing the Steam Link with a system that can actually play its own games.
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>>384317268
Lynx would be pretty cool, my cousin used to have one of those.
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>>384317403
It was fun while it lasted.
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Who the fuck wants to play Adventure in 2017?
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>My initial hunch is that this is a kind of Android or Windows micro-console

So at least some of the reporting is coming from people that know nothing, Windows won't be used on any kind of system like this that isn't from Microsoft.

Android might be a safer bet, but it probably wouldn't be straight up android or typical phone hardware.
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>>384316837
It says "along side current content" jive turkey BTFO?
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I'd need nostalgia goggles the size of the hubble's lenses to look back at Atari games on a positive light, the only game it really entertained me was montezuma's revenge and i think it wasnt originally an atari game.
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>The console was aesthetic as fuck
>Atari didn't jump into the console race selling it for 299$ and getting a lot of Devs on board and offering all pre-00s games for free download on the console and on disk with the console.
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>>384316837
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>>384318441
The holding company that owns Atari would have to hire a billion dollar's worth of hookers just to convince developers to port shit to their scam.
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>>384316837
>literally only speculation
>no prices or specs mentioned
>all the retards itt believing this "source's"claims
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>>384317403

>Not just calling them Atards.
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>>384318548
That's what the kickstarter is for, daddy-o
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>>384316837
>its a /v/ doesnt actually read the article and knee-jerks thread

>Atari plans to deliver classic games in the Ataribox, alongside “current content.”
>alongside “current content.”

>Atari isn’t providing any more information on pricing, release dates, game content, or even full specs right now.

Its literally nothing but shit we already know.
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>>384316837
They said it would play ''current content'' too.
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>>384316837
Is this confirmed or are they only speculating?
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>>384318736
Getting devs to port games is really expensive, and very difficult to get them to guarantee support.

The Linux community has been throwing money at developers on kickstarter for years now and most of the devs just take the money and never deliver, with a very small number delivering. Even then the ones that do often deliver years late when the game is no longer relevant.

A new console effort is going to really struggle to get developers no matter how much money they raise.
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>Groovyposting will be dormant forever
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>>384318386
Yeah, it was better on Colecovision
But nobody is going to buy this Ataribox just to play 2600 games. I hope Atari know this. AT LEAST include a good chunk of the 7800 and Jaguar libraries. Fuck the 5200, and I don't think enough people care about the Lynx except oddballs like >>384317437

>>384316837
We only know what it looks like and that it will be able to play classic Atari games. They are very clear in stating that the Ataribox WON'T be limited to solely emulating games. There will be new shit, whether that means access to google play store and the occasional indieshit port, or competent hardware that can handle modern AAA third party support. We don't know. The lack of vents seem to point at it not being all that powerful, and the lack of disc drive / cartridge slot indicates it won't be competing for retail games.
>>384319026
They'd have to pull an Xbox One X and make porting to the console ridiculously easy. And even then, they need a system seller game at launch so there's a good enough install base to warrant a port. It's definitely going to be an uphill battle, but it's exciting to speculate what's going to happen. I'd want Atari to try and compete against the current gen consoles since MS/Sony/Nintendo has gotten stale.
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>>384319026
I'm sure Atari can generate interests for the console by making in-house exclusives or get a line up of exclusives by paying Capcom, Konami, Platinum Studios, and Square Enix to make games for them.
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>>384319026
>Getting devs to port games is really expensive
Not really, assuming Atari dont go full retard with the hardware.
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>>384319087
Good. Let reddit have their memes back. The fact that /v/ is blatantly stealing reddit content is fucking pathetic.
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>>384319261
>line up of exclusive
That takes a lot of green. Is Atari's holding company even capable of ponying up that amount of cash?
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I'm going to get one solely based on the fact that is it a fucking sexy-ass console
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>>384318658
>he's still trying to shill his shitty shitposting name

you're just like the "atardi" guy. Stop
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>>384319426
It's a pyramid. Its design is awful.
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>>384316837
Atari would have been DESTROYED in the modern console market. This is the smart move.
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>>384319309
ALL memes originate on 4chan. reddit has never come up with anything on their own.
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>Atari’s new Ataribox console will be like an NES Classic
>like an NES Classic
>like --AN-- NES Classic
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>>384316837
JIVE TURKEYS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
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>>384319681
GET FUCKED YOU NIGGERS NEW CONTENT COMING TO ATARIBOX
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>>384319238
>They'd have to pull an Xbox One X and make porting to the console ridiculously easy.
Unfortunately nobody other than Microsoft really has that as an option since they've captured so much of the market with their extremely non-standard stuff, and they can also go the other way around in getting developers to target their closed ecosystem first. So in Microsoft's case its not that they've made porting to their console easy, its that they've reduced Windows to a console OS and made supporting standards difficult.

Even if its an Nvidia supplied SOC, using a Linux or BSD derived OS, using Vulkan and SDL they'd probably still struggle to get indie devs to support their system even though in theory they're already doing all of those things to get the games on the Switch.
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>>384319678
Yes, that's grammatically correct. Unless you pronounce it "ness" like a faggot.
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>>384319678
>he pronounces it NESS
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The only way atari could make this work is if they hit it out of the park on multiple big budget IPs that people can't get on an xbox one, or a ps4. That sort of risk taking is what produces great games. Shame that they're going to end up releasing Ouya: wood grain edition.
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>>384319782
>new content
I'm sure it will get the latest and greatest in mobile games, and low-grade indie titles.
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>Ataribox actually looks like a new generation console.
Waste of a design.
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Glad that reddit tier atari memeing will finally fuck off now, that shit was embarassing
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>>384320043
I doubt they are projecting anything grand.
Its nice to see old companies atleast attempting shit like this instead of rehashing IPs everyone is tired of
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>384316837
>A company that went bankrupt a handful of years ago, is now mainly known as a shovelware developer, and owner of a brand name that hasn't been relevant for twenty fucking years doesn't have the resources to produce a proper video game system.
Who could've guessed?

The real question is:
Coleco Chameleon 2 or Ouya 2?
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>>384316837
>(((atari)))
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>>384317434
Red

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>>384320879
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>>384320879
I will never understand this shit.
>space out your thoughts so theyre easier to read
>REDDT REEE

>all one big walloftext
>not reading that shit you autist
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>>384321141
Anything for the sake of a witch hunt.
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>>384321141
It's just newfags trying to fit in with the mob mentality by hating shit.
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no shit it's fucking nothing. the NES Classic basically shit money for what it was to produce. why wouldn't atari jump on this nostalgic shitty bandwagon for a cashgrab, we've all seen it coming
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>>384321141
>Space out your thoughts so it's easier to read
You don't need a paragraph break after every sentence.
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>>384321483
You don't even need to have seen it coming, they've sold plenty of retro collections and even a few TV game collections like this before, it's barely news.
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Would honestly rather play Atari 2600 games than the trash that populates modern consoles.
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I was scared we weren't gonna have teh most powerful console for a second
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>>384321806
>I blanket hate all new things! How's my le retro nerd cred guys?
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>>384322024
Sorry for placing a higher priority on gameplay instead of cutscenes, QTEs, and story bullshit.
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>>384321141
people who reddit space invariably make low quality and effortless posts
why do you think they're called out for it?
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>>384322074
>I said the thing I was told to say! A-am I fitting in?
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>>384322024
>I love taking it up the ass from modern nintendo! Give me more useless DLC bethesda! Another season pass please, cram one more up my ass!
>Another yearly sports re-hash? Senpai my hips are moving on their own desu!
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>>384319820
>Unfortunately nobody other than Microsoft really has that as an option
Modern devtools make porting incredibly easy already, most of the heavy lifting has been done already by the game engine developer and you can just export to a whole myriad of platforms from the very same IDE. There's still effort involved, but it's not even remotely the amount of effort it used to require.
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>>384322242
Whatever helps you feel better, anon.
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>>384316837
I'm confused. There were expectations for this waste of silicon?
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>>384316837
Not sure if bait or retard. The article is an opinion piece. There is no official info about specs
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>>384322280
I am willing to bet that yearly sports games are older than you
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>>384316837
Ah fuck
There go my hopes and dreams of a groovy console.
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>>384322365
>"lol I'm 2cool to care!"
>phew, dodged that bullet
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>>384320836
There were initially rumors that Amazon was their sugar daddy. That's why a console competitor seemed plausible.
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>>384319261
>get a line up of exclusives by paying Capcom, Konami, Platinum Studios, and Square Enix to make games for them.
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>>384317231
>>people thought that this would be the savior of the fucking industry
Literally NOBODY believed this. Stop false flagging
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>>384321141
I never understood how double spacing became known as "reddit spacing".

I was fucking double spacing my posts back on Usenet in 1998. Why the actual fuck do newfags on /v/ blow a shitty gasket and go "AHH REDDIT, REDDIT SPACING, AHH, REE. REDDITORS, I CAN TELL REDDITORS BY HOW THEY FORMAT THEIR POSTS" when /v/ used to have formatting of all types for years.

Pic related, AHH, REDDITORS, INVISIBLE REDDITORS WENT BACK IN TIME AND INVADED USENET. REDDIT SPACING IN THE YEAR 1994. REEE REDDIT, REEE SOMEONE PRESSED ENTER TWO TIMES TWENTY YEARS AGO FOR A SHITPOST. AHH
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>>384316837
Thank Christ.
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>>384322841
>sample text

People used to double space like this after greentext also. It only became reddit relatively recently. I would date this phenomenon to somewhere around the point where reddit started migrating to 4chan en masse. Make of that what you will.
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>>384321141
>reddit spacing
almost as bad as reddit capitalization desu famchu
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>>384322280
You fucking idiots are defending atari games, you realize that right? It's not even hipster, it's just fucking stupid.
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>>384322841
People want an easy way to identify people who mainly post on reddit and they got carried away with the reddit spacing thing

here's how you REALLY identify people from reddit
>starting a sentence with "I mean" without any prior context, so they never actually meant anything
>puns
>liking life is strange
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why does anyone give a shit when emulators exist?
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>>384323146
Also starting sentences with
Hell,
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>>384323129
Did you click my post by mistake? I said nothing of the sort.
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>>384323146
>I am the only one that...
Out!!
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>>384316837
how was this not immediately obvious?

on the upside if they DO do a actual console this might help generate interest.

Besides the Xbox 1 was literally a next gen Dreamcast
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>>384323257
I would like to extend my deepest apologies.
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>>384322564
Whatever floats your boat, anon.
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I bet Nolan didn't even look up from fucking an animatronic gorilla at the news of this incoming disaster.
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>>384322318
You might think that, but Windows is incredibly non-standard and encourages a lot of very bad practices among devs from the assinine, like assuming case insensitivity, to the idiotic like promising platform support without checking what middleware you're using that may require a specific OS, or coding to an API that is only actually available on a single version of a single OS.
Sure if devs do their jobs properly using the right tools coding to standards then cross-platform support is easy, but the majority of devs are lazy hacks who assume building to the 90% of the market will make their jobs easier when that's as incorrect as doing webdev with IE6 in mind.
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>>384323242
this one too. any of those retarded little openers is a good indicator
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>The Verge
>It appears
>Current content

Literally clickbait and speculation. Even the Wii U had a virtual console. The thing has an ethernet slot and USB, SD slots. If that shit doesn't tell you something you're lost to time, like tears in the rain.
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>>384318658
Atardis
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>>384316837
Did you seriously think it'd be a new console? Atari hasn't made a single good game in 20+ years. The only games they released on Steam that had positive ratings were games made before they became shit.
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>>384324601
Asexuals
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>>384323174
Because even though its really easy to take a Raspberry Pi, throw lakka or retropie on it and drop a bunch of roms onto it, it takes some technical skill both with hardware and GNU/Linux and is legally questionable.

"Atari" on the other hand can literally take the same basic idea and sell the thing with games because they technically own the IP even though in any kind of rational legal framework software from that old should be public domain.
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>>384319678
an en ee es
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>>384316837

>it appears that the Ataribox will be similar to the NES and SNES Classic in providing access to old titles in modern retro hardware.

disingenuous as fuck. They said you will be able to play classics, but that's not the point of the machine. Why so many ports if it's just a "NES classic"?

>The Verge are trying to kill the groove
>the beat never ends
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Atari literally emailed it's subscribers saying that the Ataribox will provide classic and modern gaming. So it's like an NES classic but with the ability to play Wii U games
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>>384316837
This is the same shitty clickbait article I complained about in the atari announcement thread.
The writers purposely wrote it in a way that leaves out that it will play "current content" and not just be a NES/SNES classic clone, they even stated that at E3.
Fuck's sake.
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>>384322841
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>>384328791
>giving a fuck about what moot the cuck has to say.
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>>384320879
guy who's posted on reddit once or twice and actually know what reddit spacing is here

reddit spacing is when you put a space between a quote or greentext and the next body of text, putting spaces between normal bodies of text is not reddit spacing

the more you know
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>>384316837
What would it need USB ports for if it's like a NES/SNES Classic? Oh that's right, it wouldn't.
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>evey fucking """""news""""" site is reporting it as a NES Mini type of console
>even though it was already confirmed not to be a retro emulator and blatantly said in the email it will deliver current content as well
Fuck The Verge and fuck clickbait
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>>384329439
Controllers.
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>>384329601
That plug in at the back? Come on.
and don't you dare mention that 2600 controllers plugged into the back
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guys im actually really excited for this

there's no possible way this thing could get shelved at the last minute, is there? i don't think my poor little heart could take it >.<
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>>384316837
Wow what a disingenuous shitpost to try and kill our groove.
>it appears that the Ataribox will be similar to the NES and SNES Classic
>IT APPEARS
It's going to have modern games alongside with retro games, nice try jive turkey
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>>384329927
I'm just saying. Maybe not exclusively for controllers, but its the sort of wank they'd do.
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>>384329503
>current content
So you still think they're going to be making a console with specs similar to current gen consoles? You should preorder yours as soon as possible
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It obviously would not have been successful either way, but It would have been so much more fun if we got another Ouya trainwreck.
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>>384317203
>tfw old enough to remember this song playing nonstop at every nightclub
fuck im old.
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>>384319309
fuck off this came from here first.
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>>384330658
And they outright stated at e3 that it wouldn't be like the NES classic.
And that it would play "current games" alongside the old.
The verge is a clickbait piece of shit.
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>>384331442
Dont forget
>"will deliver current gaming content as well"
>lol we dont know what this means

Fucking cunts
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cant wait to play my childhood games in 4k
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>>384316837
>no specs
>speculation
>blatant bullshit until proven, especially since atart specifically said it would not be that
>/v/ as the retarded autistic manchildren they aspire to be prove they have absolutely fuck all reading comprehension and assume the bait OP sonynog isn't choking on his gaggle of BBC as per the usual
good job goys, you have all proven yourselves to be sufficiently retarded and a downy child has more functioning braincells then the lot of you combined.
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>>384331442
Why the fuck would they even do that? Was it genuine misinformation? Or are they getting paid my M$ or $ony?
I dislike "gaming journalism/news" sites anyway so I don't really have that much knowledge. I hope they just wanted to be the first ones to write an article on the ataribox and fucked up
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>>384331662
Why are people that make articles like this even still writing them
fuck's sake
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which ones were your favorite gaems?
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>>384331878
More clicks
Welcome to clickbait anon. You've done good avoiding it this far, stay away.
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>>384331265
How old are you
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>>384316837
>literally everyone said this in prior threads
If you became literate, anon, you could avoid things like this happening to you. If your grade school won't teach you, your local library should be able to help.
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>>384319556
STFU rectangular prism fag no one asked your opinion.
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>The verge tries to kill the groove
>the beat never ends
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I DONT KNOW WHY SOMETIMES I GET FRIGHTENED
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IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN CONFIRMED YET

DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING UNTIL WE KNOW FOR SURE, YOU FAGGOTS
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>>384318107
>Windows won't be used on any kind of system like this that isn't from Microsoft
What?
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>>384316837
It's exactly what everyone thought it would be. Unless you're a fucking a moron and thought Atari would enter the console race again.
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>>>384285026
I am pretty sure that the reason they buy studios these days is for having more potential exclusive if there was an opportunity to come back on the console market.
Yes being a 3rd developer is easier, but your prestige aside of rare studio will be almost inexistant in comparison with a console maker. Players are talking about fifa/pes, tes/the witcher/mass effect, gta/saints row/watch dogs, they aren't talking about game that doesn't belong to a serie. Sega only had Sonic that could be called a serie, and the opponent is Mario. They aren't good to keep a serie good on a long time, true they now have Total War, Yakuza and Football Manager, but they aren't appealing for most casual console players.
If most of their one shot were released in their console, they wouldn't be some "3rd developer game" but exclusive. Whenever I talk to some Xbox fan about Vanquish they basically say: don't care I have gear of wars. Games like Alpha Protocol, Binary Domain, Bayonetta could have been way more popular of a Sega system 'cause they'd have the exclusive status.
For this, I think Sega still didn't give up on the console market.
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>>384334602
That article isn't official. No one knows for sure exactly what it is.
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Can this thing even play physical games? Because if not, then oh boy!
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>>384316837
>told /v/ it would be
>kept telling me it would be a legit home console with 3rd party support
>not realizing the amount of investment and production cost required
good. now these threads can be moved to /vr/ and die there.
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>>384335192
>Vanquish
I like you.
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>>384335981
Well, thank you.
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>>384316837
atari must have like 100 bucks on the bank, people was really expecting a last gen console?
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How will atardis ever recover?
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>>384316837
Does anybody who browses this shit hole even remember the Atari? It wasn't that great, it was a massive fucking let down if not anything else.

>Play games at the arcade.
>WOW I CAN BUY THEM AND BRING THEM HOME!
>why the fuck is Pac Man running from dogs.

The games blew shit, the nes on the other hand, pretty amazing, the SNES, holy shit Im pissing my pants with fun, OH FUCK THE PLAYSTATION MY DICKS HARD AS DIAMONDS! Oh look, its the Playstation 2zzzzzzz.
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>>384336532
what the fuck is up with that picture
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>>384336532
>>384336494
>>384336357
>>384335918
did you faggots even read the thread?

the article linked says there will be retro games AND new content
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>>384320879
Sarcastic shitposting still is shitposting.
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>>384337006
>the article linked says there will be retro games AND new content
Yes, I seem to remember another console that promised that.
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>>384337006
oh great another console to play shovel knight, spelunky and other indies retroshit
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>>384320879
wasnt even reddit spacing you retard.
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>>384337006
>emulated crappy atari games
>indies and current games that everyone has already beaten
>no new ips or old ips from them at all
They are still beating the dead horse that was their shitty games. Nothing to see here.
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Someone post the webm. You know the one.
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>>384338238
Come back when Atari reveals a Kickstarter
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>>384319087
Good riddance. Wojak of any form is absolute cancer, the less there is the better.
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>>384338907
>They are still beating the dead horse that was their shitty games. Nothing to see here.

Works for Nintendo.
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This is what fucking pisses me off about groovyposting. Everyone knew it was going to be a glorified Flashback from the moment it was announced and yet we still managed to get constant fucking threads about how Atari's corpse is going to save vidya, like there's not enough retarded console war shit on /v/ as is.
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>straight up clickbait
>people recognize it and still accept it as truth.
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ITT: A bunch of jive turkies who didn't read the article.
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>>384316837
why would they do this? they already have 10 billion atari boxes out there.
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>>384339806
What's stupid is that they're release an Atari Flashback 8 THIS YEAR.
I think it's safe to assume that whatever this thing is, it's essentially going to be a Flashback 8, but also run flash games.
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>>384338987
>Come back when Atari reveals a Kickstarter
Yes, I remember another "console" that promised retro and new games and had the backing of a popular 2nd generation video game brand.
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