Why is she blue?

She hanged herself because Overwatch was a mistake

so the edit that makes her white with red lipstick could be better.

Because she had her heart broken and is secretly depressed as fuck, but hides it behind her violent exterior and kamikaze attitude.

>>384317684
Hey I'm pretty depressed

When am I gonna turn blue?

Camouflage with my balls.

Eifel65

>>384317820
Whenever you hang yourself

>>384317820
I dunno if you will anon, are you German? She is german right? That horrid voice, it's hard to tell.

>>384316471
Bada be bada da

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WCH ANIME WUD U FUG?

>>384316471

I've got a girlfriend and she is so blue

>>384318053
Are you retarded? She's obviously french

>>384316471
She was poisoned and her heart rate was slowed down to keep her from dying which then turned her blue because logic.

>>384318194
My bad, her voice is awful I couldn't tell. Tracer also sounds like shit, WTF?

>>384318363
She definitely sounds bad.

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Blizzard wanted a blue girl and just thought up some random shit after the fact.

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>>384316471
Don't know, but this is offensive to my species.

>>384316471
Skin color gets fucked up without proper blood flow. Ever seen skin on a corpse where the blood's clotted? There's a name for it but I can't remember It's freaky stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/7hecQFp.gifv

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She's too sexy otherwise

>>384318449
Have you never heard french? It's my first language and her voice is spot on.

>a slight benefit to aiming outweighs the complete lack of stamina when it comes to literally any other physical activity

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She ate the gum from Willy Wonka

>>384319403
Lower...

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>>384318780
You would be dead from lack of organ perfusion if your heart was slow enough to induce cyanosis in every bit of your tissue.

Its sad because Blizz could have went with argyria which will actually turn your flesh permanently blue from excessive silver exposure, but they pick the dumbest and most unrealistic of the "medical" reasons.

Pic related: actual blue skin in a real person from argyria.

>>384321858
You realize that this is a universe where resurrection actually exists, and any person can have tons of nanobots within their body at any point, right?

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She is purple

>>384318116
They both looked like OD'd druggies half-past dead.

>>384316471
Because is she was green she would die.

>>384322385
Sure. But they decide to go with "slow heart rate" as the explanation instead of nanomachines or magic or anything else.

Why attempt a "realistic" explanation that would never work in the first place when they could have just made up any other possible reason?

>>384321858
Ignore the other faggot, I liked your post. You a medical student or something?

>I'm hhhhrredy to keel

That purr gets me every time.

Because she likes to eat blue berries.

Thank you.

>>384322659
Kinda. Pharmacy student.

Some people would use colloidal silver solutions as a folk remedy to address all kinds of different things which would end up causing argyria. It does not have any actual safe or effective uses I believe, or at least none shown in proper literature.

It was also seen in people who worked in silver mines or other silver processing/manufacturing due to long term exposure.

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>>384317886

>>384322583
Came here to post this but I was too late.

>>384319403
>French girl
>no pubes
LOL

>>384323049
>Some people would use colloidal silver solutions as a folk remedy to address all kinds of different things which would end up causing argyria. It does not have any actual safe or effective uses I believe, or at least none shown in proper literature.
Haha shit, someone I know uses it literally all the time and keeps a big bottle of it.
I'd suspected for a long time it was quackery, now I know. Thanks anon. Gonna go look up argyria

>>384321463
This. Don't leave us hanging

>>384320692
...that's the issue, baggy.

>>384321858
Implying that blizzard can actually write good characters lol.

>>384322583
came here just to post that

>>384319403
is bottomless the most patrician fetish?

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>>384316471
because blue is sexy

>>384316471
Dabedi dabedoo

>>384316471
all french people are blue, every single piece of footage that leaves france is edited to make everyone look normal
trust me I'm french

>>384326570
This, honestly

What color is her nipples?

>>384326508
sauce

>>384326508
Is that a nipple?

>>384316471
>>384318497
>Heartrate so slow her whole body turns blue
>Somehow not dead yet due to hypoxia
I know it's only a game, but that half assed "scientific" explanation triggered me.

>>384316471
She knows she can never hope to match zarya in sex appeal

>>384320692
Well, your language sounds awful.

>>384326508
Paimon from magi the labyrinth of magic

>>384318053
>>384318194
I always forget if Belgium is in France, Germany or its own country

>>384316471
All her blood goes to her ass

>>384328003
expand ass ain't easy boi

>>384316471
She gagged on doomfists giant bbc and lost all the oxygen in her skin

>>384326657
This.
t. has been to France before