GameStop Thread

>>384296774
Helldivers is pretty great with friends, I'd recommend it

>>384296774
>Le console gamer

>>384296978
I love helldivers, but I don't think it's couch co op?

>>384297103
>le pc mustard rice
The majority of people on /v/ have consoles

Local Multiplayer games on consoles are fucking dead. Only consoles with local multiplayer are the WiiU and the Switch. Here is a list of local multiplayer games on PC that I own and regularly play with friends:

>Gang Beasts
>Lethal League
>Nidhogg
>Rivals of Aether
>VIDEOBALL
>Fighting games (that may also be on consoles) like Mortal Kombat X, Street Fighter V, Tekken 7, Guilty Gear Xrd, Skullgirls and so on
>Fucking a billion others.

>>384297320
>The majority of people on /v/ have consoles

Yeah, that seems about right

>>384297320
>The majority of people on /v/ have consoles
You need a fucking PC to post on /v/. Thus, a majority of people on /v/ have fucking PCs.

Oh wait, it's not 2007 anymore. Fucking phone posters.

>>384297320
You arent allowed to act like a snob if you are a console user, you fucking peasant.

>>384296978
helldivers sucks, dropped after 3 hours

>>384296774
shes cute but like probably conceited

EDF! EDF! EDF!

>>384296774
I'm genuinely surprised she didn't recommend Zelda.
BTW she was probably mad at you because you didn't kiss her.

>>384297626
>but like
#totes

>>384297535
>can't into reading comprehension
You can own a computer and play the majority of videogames on a console

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>>384296774

Yeah, this actually happened. You could have at least fabricated an entertaining story, OP.

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>>384297894
Bad habit

>>384296774
Play bioshock.

Either Borderlands 1 or 2 is fun Co-op.
I don't play the Pre-Sequal, it's not bad it's just not good

>>384298124
You better be cute if you´re talking like that

>>384298075
Sorry
>went to gamestop
>looking for PS4 games
>talk to the girl at the counter
>ask her if she wants the ol lickeroo
>she slaps me with her feminine penis
>we all walk the dinosaur
Are you happy now?

>>384296774
not really sure what you expected of a fucking shopkeep whose only job is to sell shit, specifically children's toys to unknowing parents

>>384298568
69/10 story mate

>>384298426
I have the handsome jack collection

Tried playing the presequal but it's so god damn boring

Played the shit out BL 1 and 2 though on 360

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>>384297626
>he has a feminine penis.

Like you can't see that stache growing man

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>>384296774
This is a weird story because it's about a time I actually wanted to talk to a clerk

>Stop by GameStop because I want to pick up Tekken 7
>usually avoid going in there but the other place that sells games is 10 minutes out of the way so fuck it
>walk in both employees are preoccupied with other customers
>thumbsups.jpg
>can't find it new
>find it used for the low low price of 55 U.S. dollars
>actually need to talk to someone now
>one employee is trying to get some mom to walk out with ten skylanders and the other is talking about original Xbox games with some dude
>try to look like the most confused dude bro normie that makes GS employees rock hard
>am actually not getting harassed in a GS the one time I want to
>turn 360 degrees and walk out the door and buy it at Target
FUCKING GAMESTOP

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Wat do?

>>384297626
That picture is from 2012

>>384298631
Hey what's the best car at your Nissan store?
Uhhh this lexus???

What kind of food should I buy my dog percolating?
Uhhh birdseed???

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>>384297594
>I hate freedom

>go to gamestop
>buy game, talk to employee for a bit
>leave
i don't have exciting stories from gamestop

>>384298860
I look like a dude bro so she probably thought I knew nothing about videogames

Jokes on her! I don't have a life!

>>384299159
this. It almost sucks not having autism and actually being able to interact normally in society.

>>384297535

There's no reason to assume that most pc's are any more capable of gaming than most phones. Only a fraction of people online build gaming computers, the rest are using prebuilts.

>>384298568
Fucking kek. You wouldn't happen to have the ol lickeroo saved that you could post for me? I forgot about that until i read your post.

>>384297848
This this this

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>>384296774
>Go into gamestop couple times past few weeks
>Girl that is pretty qt who works on weekends there flirts and strikes up a conversation with me every time

Not really sure how to feel about this.

>WAAAAAAAAAAH GAMESTOP IS SHIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>same board that makes blockbuster nostalgia threads
get fucked, once gamestop goes down under you fags will start pretending it was a good company

>>384300165
She's just trying to meet her pre order quota so they don't fire her, she flirts with everyone

>>384296774
Last time I ever went to gamestop
>go into gamestop
>theres multiple kids and one women
>whore.jpg
>definitely her kids, they're pleading with their mom
>"Its not here!"
>They wanted roblox giftcard or some shit
>the guy there is such a bro
>get my steam giftcard and continue to walk out
>one of the kids are crying right next to the exist
>tears going down his cheek and really red
>"MOOOOOM PLEASE DONT LEAVE"
>I accidentally step on his finger because he moved it right into position like a fucking retard
>"HOLY SHIT IM SORRY, IM REALLY SORRY"
I haven't gone back since that day.

pretty sure they added some form of coop to NMS lately

Retailfag here.

We are just regular people off the streets. Im sick and tired of fags coming in and expecting some sort professional all knowing consultation for whatever they are buying.

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>>384300283
I miss gamestop already.

>>384300457
This. They don't get commission so why expect them to give a shit about the product.

>>384298568
This made me laugh too hard

>>384300457
Look I know people who work(ed) for GameStop and ya they're regular people, BUT there are also the alerts of society that work there

If you work at somewhere where you make money off of commission and knowing the product your selling, don't try to sell me fucking fallout 4 and no mans sky as a fucking multiplayer game

AND don't try to sell me a game that's literally free

It's insulting

Fuck you

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>GameStop had an extended online event
>Amazon only price matched the best games for a day or two
>Was waiting for Amazon Prime Day for the real gaming deals
>Prime was a disaster, with a lucky few capitalizing within the first twenty minutes
>Want a couple cheap games, but Amazon is now selling them for $29.99
>Gave in and used GameStop's website
TL;DR: I got desperate and ordered a bunch of "new" games from GameStop online. Now my credit information is in question and most of the games will arrive opened.

>>384300646
then you're the cancer killing society

>>384296774
>be me
>go to gamestop, looking for some cash card or something
>go to the girl at the front and ask
>she directs me to it, and then whines about needing a ride home
>i stare at her blankly, thank her, and grab my cash card
>she goes on about how she would kill for someone to pick her up, but she doesn't have anybody who would or some bullshit
>stare silently some more, buy my cash card, and leave
Fuck game stop

>>384300762
Holy shit this autism is palpable.

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>>384300457
>"Item didn´t scan? I guess it´s free lol"

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I applied to work at Gamestop today. I keep thinking this is a new low but then I look at the other shitty options where I live and think it wouldn't be so bad.

The only time I go to gamestop is for roblox cards that give you special things for buying them from game stop.

>>384298864
Ask her to sign a naked pic,

With Love,
KAYONA KIM

Seriously, this board has become an SJW/SJW LARP dump but, it's nice to kno the memory of Kayona Kim lives on.

>>384297535
Get a job you NEET faggot REEEEEEE

>>384297471

Shit dude whats your steam tag?

>>384300908
Just take it seriously and dont call in sick and pick up shifts. I did this at a crappy job and it put me heads above all the slackers and people that had 'better' shit to do that day and got promoted pretty high in a year just because I wasnt acting like a spoiled high school student.

>>384300908
Don't do it friend

GameStop is a horrible place to work at

McDonald's is better

>>384298864
Show me those hot titles

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>go to pre order game
>employee asks if I want to pre order the guide too
>say no
>walk out and check the receipt
>he took $5 out of what I put on the game and put it on the guide even though I said no
>go back in to cancel the guide
>employee tries to convince me the guide might come with exclusive DLC even though it clearly didn't
>tell him no again and finally he cancels it
I've never heard of guides being pushed nor has it ever happened to me since so I have no idea what that was about.

>>384300914
god what a fucking waste of money

>>384301054
xXx_n1nj@_@55@551n_420_xXx

>>384300335

You make me a sad

>>384296774
BROFORCE

>>384296774
She looks like the type of chick who would just lie motionless while you fuck her.

>>384301205
Such is life my man

>>384301186
Needs more autism.

>>384301118
I've worked food service before. Gamestop might be bad but I really don't want to go back.

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>mfw i didnt buy nms

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>>384301186

>>384301225
I have broforce

>>384301347
>tfw I shilled the game hard before it came out and genuinely thought it was gonna be great
Still didn't buy it

>>384301314
Would an anime profile pic help?

>>384300942
>SJW/SJW LARP
I too struggled long and hard to accept that, yes, people are really that stupid and not pretending to be retarded.

>>384300762
>"New"
>Most of the games will arrive opened
>Credit in question
The only thing you said that's not 100% retardation was shitting on Prime day, which sucked ass. You clearly have no idea how the world works if you think a credit company cares about a couple $30 games

>>384300908
They're not going to call you about it. I applied to my Kroger, Wal-Mart, and Gamestop like a month ago and still haven't heard shit. Only jobs I've gotten were because I knew people that worked there and had to quit because of circumstances regarding said people. I just don't want to starve to death waiting on motherfuckers to finally check applications.

>go into Walmart
>literally only three fucking lines open and self checkout is full to the brim
>go to Kroger
>only a couple registers open and same situation
>local gamestop has a legitimate retard standing there waiting to be told what to do but I guess he was in training

When there's a shit load of groceries I'd rather have someone else bag and scan them but when it's a couple items fuck yeah I'm going to srlf checkout. What's the actual point of having all those registers without anyone using them?

>>384301456
>friend tells me about nms
>sounds sweet so I check the trailer
>looked like complete ass in every aspect
>tell friend he´s retarded and shouldn´t buy it
>he buys it day one
>to this day he still tries to make it sound like it´s a good game
I can´t see how any sane person had any hype whatsoever for that shit

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>>384301165
You sound like a loyalist.

>>384301880
did you steal her pants and try to wear them fatass?

>>384301652
>need tools and parts to fix motorcycle
>happens to be prime day
>get everything really cheap
Bretty gud

>Go to local gamestop
>Pick up Devil Survivor 1 and 2
>Have conversation with employee about SMT
>Pay for my game and go home
Fucking GameStop

>>384301980

She doesnt wear pants

>>384300457
When I worked at Best Buy, I was expected to know about laptops.
When I worked at Walmart, I worked in the Lawn and Garden center, I was expected to learn that shit.
When I worked at Menards, I was expected to know about building materials. I learned that shit.
I'd expect a person at Gamestop to have some idea about games.
OP is being a bit harsh, maybe. Maybe she's really into Nintendo games and, being retail, she's too broke to afford a PS4. And video games are largely a thing you learn by actually playing.
But I don't buy "she shouldn't be expected to know anything about videogames."

>>384301118
Fuck fast food man they're literal retards that could buy said shit and make it cheaper themselves. I worked Dunkin Donuts and those motherfuckers are prissy as fuck about their shitty coffee, luckily I was a baker more often than cashier else I would have snapped because it was just me and my manager working taking in 3,000 dollars one day just between us while motherfuckers were getting fed up from waiting at the drive through because there were literally only two people making coffee, donuts, and manning the front counter.

>>384297535
>You need a fucking PC to post on /v/

Not anymore, a lot of people here are phoneposting normies.

>>384301162
Couldn't the guy get fired for that? That seems illegal.

>>384296774
Like other said, Helldivers is great. There's also Diablo 3, but that's dated and no one's interested in playing anymore. There's probably a few others, but no one really gives a shit about those.

If you want couch multiplayer, Nintendo Switch is probably your best bet.

>qt who works at gamestop has a crush on me
>she's an autistic Sonic fan

Dunno if I should go for it.

>>384296774
the pic of this girl makes me sad because I have no gf and she looks pretty

>>384296774
>>she recommends battleborn
Why do you have to easily give away that the story is fiction

>>384302515
DO IT. You know she's into all the weird shit.

What did you expected from asking a gamestop employee for help you stupid piece of shit.

>>384302515
>>384302713
Ask her if she's kept latest Sonichu lore then if she says yes spray her.

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>>384301880
>>384298864
>>384302649
Newfag here who is this? Is it a mentally ill faggot?

>>384299035
lmao that movie was so good

>>384303110
her name's Kayona Kim

>>384302985

She's got a real nice body.

>>384302238
You didn't even read what you're replying to you fucking retard.

>>384300335
So is GameStop a good place to practice talking to girls to build confidence for irl?

>>384303641
Yes, because all of the girls that go/work there are failed normies and most likely retarded. You'll either be able to hook up with a desperate retarded girl, or use them as practice for talking to more important people. My 30 year old friend just married a 21 year old girl he met at GameStop.

I missed the pic of her standing nude. Anybody save it?

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>be at gamestop
>go to bathroom
>see this

>>384304213
post it.

>>384296774
Earth Defense Force

>>384304154

Nope. Janitor sniped it too fast.

>>384296774
>he actively asks people's opinion with full intent to shit on them if they say anything that goes against his own
I know this didn't happen but fuck you sound like a cunt

>>384297535

You're a fucking idiot. I could post on this board from my PS4, PS3, PS2, Xbox 360, iPad Air 2, New 3DS XL, Vita, PSP, Wii, or DS Lite without picking up my phone or waking my computer.

>walk into gamestop
>find game I want
>buy it
>listen to 5 second long offer
>leave
wow, so fucking hard

>>384297103
>couch gaming on pc
>with two people on one keyboard and a mouse
>If not the kb and mouse, need to buy 2 console based controllers
>No couch

Sounds very unpractical.

>>384303431
those tits are disgusting

>>384305238
Your tits are disgusting

>>384304213
post it NOW

>>384304765
It did actually happen and I didn't ask her just to shit on her opinion

I thought that someone who worked there might know of some fun co op games that I didn't know of. However, I was thoroughly surprised when she was literally fucking retarded

>>384305469
ill breastfeed you with my cock faget

>>384296774
>walk into Gamestop
>wait a minute, this isn't lolistop
>leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>384305879

Lol fatass is mad because hes fat

>>384305584
>>384304368
1508B61 on momless

>>384296774
Is Overcooked on PS4? That's the best coop game I've played in forever. Also maybe Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

>>384306451
That dude has a nice cock.

I only vaguely remember this being posted. Was it her manager or something?

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>>384306225
Watch it. I'm actually 250 lbs all muscle. If you were to talk shit to me in person I'd snap you like a twig pal.

>>384306451
>1508B61

I really want to see her tits.

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>tfw no gamestop cutie to suck your dick

>>384307528
What is this?

>>384308263
google gamestop blowjob

>>384296774
>stop by Gamestop
>go to counter
>ask the guy for 5 PS4s and whatever else is behind the counter
>they give it to me
>i walk out, paying nothing
>sell everything for 100% profit on the streets
>gamestop goes bust three weeks later
>get shot by a cop
>now a ghost posting on a Taiwanese knitting forum

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>>384300283
t. gamestop employee

>>384308713
Niccee.

Thanks bro

>>384309076
unless she removed them again all her pics are on the place with no moms

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long but decent story. one of the biggest strokes of luck i've ever had


>go to buy switch ~2 weeks after release
>stores only stocking 3-5 of them at a time, also in a small town for college
>show up Monday before classes at 9am
>Store opens at 10
>im 1/4 people there, apparently they have 5 switches supposed to come in sometime that week
>not there Monday, they don't know what day
>last possible day is Thursday
>show up everyday to check an hour before opening
>keep seeing completely different people in line despite showing up at the same time
>ranges from frat-tards to complete autismos
>usually only 4-5 people there
>show up Wednesday
>only person there
>guy tells me that they're guaranteed to come in thursday
>but one is reserved for a guy whos getting his replaced
>also like 10 other people know about this now
>o shit
>show up at 7:30 AM Thursday
>4 completely new people there
>3 relatively normal looking guys and a mom on the phone
>all with lawn chairs and drinks n stuff
>they've been there since 5, 5:30 and two since 6
>wadda fug
>4 days of this for nothing
>well shit, cya later then
>walking back to my car feeling shitty
>mom gets off the phone, says wait a minute
>her son just called, he apparently found a switch that was inside an xbox 360 case at the local target
>she doesn't need the spot anymore
>no fucking way
>actually get the 4th spot in line
>apparently like 7-8 other people showed up before me, but the mom didn't know her son had found a switch elsewhere
>7-8 people were turned away
>me as the 9th person, SOMEHOW shows up just a the mom gives up her spot in line
>holy actual fuck thats insane
>me and the 3 guys just sit there totally elated, chatting about random vidya shit
>they're all huge videogame nerds, playing fire emblem on their phones
>having a generally great time
>everybody keeps saying how unbelievably lucky i was
>store finally fucking opens
>clerk recognizes us all
>all get switches

>>384302207
Burger King fag here, can confirm.

>>384308713

Body of a goddess

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>>384296774
I went to gamestop to buy fire emblem awakening and they only had a 50 dollar pre-owned copy, fucksakes. I ended up buying a memory card to buy it on the eshop instead.

While he was ringing it out, the guy whose namefag said "store leader" tried to sell me a bunch of faggy tshirts and chatted me up about a bunch of bs to try to show off his power level. He gave me a copy of game informer with the top 100 rpgs of all time and skyrim was number fucking one. I started shitting on that and he got really argumentative, trying to say skyrim is immersive and innovative and all this total bs.

Anyway I got home and found out I still had a bunch of space ob my SD card so I returned that one. I gave that fucker two awful employee reviews on the Tell Gamestop website (one with each receipt number) because he was the manager and a dickweed. I wrote he was making inappropriate sexual jokes and won't be coming back to that location bevause he works there. I love telling this story, I imagine he'll be ITT one of these times and knocks his piss bottle over on accident wheb reading it

>>384298864
throw a scorpion at her and walk away

>>384296774
Wipeout Omega Collection
with racebox: HD/Fury maps

>>384306824
he was married to her and they wanted to get kinky in the bathroom, that's it.
>>384307176
allegedly there's another video where they fuck but I've yet to see anything from it other than people saying that.

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>>384310448
>went to buy a game at gamestop years ago
>try to sell me it used
>tell them I want it new
>rolls his eyes at me
>I call him out on his attitude and he just stops talking
>starts to go off on signing up for a power card and other shit
>the girl that works there comes behind the counter as well and begins to tell me how I should really help him out because signing up for a power card makes it easier for them
>I raise my voice and tell them to just give me my shit so I can go
>get my game and take off
>at a red light I look into my bag
>it's a used copy of the game
>charged me full price

>>384310448
>FE:A
how do you feel being the cancer that's ruining Nintendo and Smash Bros? FUCK WAIFUFAGS

>>384310818
I found one where she (assuming it is her and not someone else) pegs her bf, feels bad man but at least her tits are barely visible

>>384311079
Feels fucking good knob washer, enjoy more waifu faggotry in the future

>be me
>16
>2014
>look at least 20
>be in gamestop
>considering getting new wolfenstein on a sale
>try my luck at buying it without ID
>black guy is only guy at registers
>going through motions of check out
>he doesnt ask me for ID
>thought you need ID for M purchase
>wtf i love black people now
>end up having dark savior who lets me buy M rated games in cash as a minor
>amazon is too much trouble, parents never come
>know him on a first name basis
>only ever see him
>2016
>just 18
>having nice conversation with dark savior and say its my birthday
>"oh nice anon how old are you"
>18
>visibly shaken
Since then I've moved for college, can only imagine the pain I've caused him

I still can't find the nudes of that girl, I remember she had nice tits

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>coworker and I just barely hit our preorder goal for the day
>hour left in the day
>some fat fuck comes in and cancels $400 worth of preorders

Thank God I ducked the register. This is by far the most meme-tier wage-cuck job you can have. Can't wait to finish my degree and graduate to some IT help desk monkey job where I only have to worry about how many tickets I resolve.

>>384311937
same
google has failed me

>>384305219
>What is steam link?

>>384312258
What happens if you don't hit your goal? Do they just fire you?

>>384306927
You're pretty tough, pal. Wouldn't wanna fuck with you.

>>384312645
My hours could potentially get cut for having low numbers. They don't fire people JUST for not hitting plan anymore, but I make like $10 an hour and don't feel like getting 4 hours cut because that guy who made that thread years ago about using GameStop as a bank wants to stop into my store.

>>384296774
>to see if there are any good games out

Stopped reading here. No one does this and you know it.

>>384309536
>her son just called, he apparently found a switch that was inside an xbox 360 case at the local target
Part of me was about to say fucking retail faggot trying to hide it, but then I realized if I had a soul crushing job like that I would do the same thing.

>>384296774
I got the metal gear legacy collection like 3 weeks ago. didn't have the first fucking game on it and the code for it was used. They didnt do shit about it and wouldnt let me return it so I did a credit card charge back. I'm glad I normally play PC so I dont have to deal with that shit.

>pre-order skate at gamestop
>come there around 11am on release day
>they haven't got their shipment
>decided to grab some food
>still not there when I return
>walk across to street and get it at best buy which has a whole shelf of copies
>return to gamespot and cancel my pre-order
>they ask me what game I want to pre-order instead
>tell them I don't want to pre-order anything
>they give me my money back and I uses it towards a bag of weed

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>>384296774
>couch co op
do people really want this so badly? i was actually at a gamestop three months ago, and i saw a customer asking for exactly that. and to answer his question ITT, get EDF 4.1. not only does it have split-screen as well as online co-op, but it is literally the best game ever made

>>384313092
We went to the mall for another reason, but I wanted to see if there were any co op games cause my new roommate brought another PS4 and we got another TV

>>384313461
nice, best buy is shit now though

>>384313074
>working as a cashier in a restaurant and I only make 9 an hour
Maybe I should apply to gamestop, I think one near me is hiring

>>384306624
>want to play overcooked with roommate
>he works at a restaurant so the game feels like work to him
shit sux

>>384314076
>do people really want this so badly?
I'm pissed that its in less and less games.Now we have fucking racing games that come without it.

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>have beautiful adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister
>little weeb due to stranger upbringing
>likes to go gamestop to buy cheap PS3 and vita games
>i have to take her each time so i can see nerds sperging out over her
you can't pay for this kind of entertainment. she also goes on mic once in awhile when she plays steam games and she triggers everyone in both good ways and bad. she'll playfully call them nerds and they just get so worked up, and the friend requests pile up right before your eyes. this is all done without their knowing of how she looks like

>>384314459
>filename
why not

>>384314459
>doggo and girl

I've seen enough hentai to know where this going.

>>384311842
Does gamestop have some kind of esrb secret shopper shit or something? Why the fuck would he give a shit? It's not like a liquor or tobacco license.

When time I was thirteen and I picked out that Civil War game and Hitman Blood Money and I was with my older brother and the cashier was a real fucking dick about it because I put the games on the counter and he didn't want to sell them to us because I handled them when my brother had id and tried to rationalize it to the dickhead they were for him. Motherfucker wasn't having it so I just got the civil war game and my brother called his friend to just go get Hitman after we left and the cashier apparently asked him if it was for the two guys that walked out earlier.

>>384314695
it's a girl dog

>>384314850
>yuri

Perfect.

>>384314850
Thats gay

>>384314076
>best game ever made
>spiders
nope

>>384297535
Im posting on my PSP at the moment, phone faggots btfo

>>384314842
the ID check is much more prominent today in all businesses, and technically, gamestops are classified as pawn shops if this info matters

>>384314459
Your sister is very cute. I have a little sister and she's really mean.

>>384298864
C.can i suck on your penis? L.l.ladyboys are kinda my thing

>>384298864
>nobody ever shooped hot titties on this pic
wooooooooooooooooooooow

>>384314921
>>384314925
heh

>>384315065
are you sure? i thought all little sisters loved their brothers. tell me of the mean things she does

>>384314459
MODS

I have a good story for blockbuster back in the day
>Be me, 16 or 17
>Been playing phantasy star universe like crazy, the disc dies on me
>seen it for rent once at blockbuster, dunno why online game for rent
>decide I'll go there and swap the discs
>put on some pants, ripped but oh well, tie die t shirt that says "LIKE A BOSS"
>ride my childrens bike there that i spray painted polka dot pink/black
>get to store, expect friend to be working register. not there
>search everywhere for PSU.
>Fuck they must have finally realized it's a dumb thing to rent an online game
>go to register, 4/10 grill working.
>shes in one of those stephen hawking machines, typing to talk
>ask to look up phantasy star universe
>"nothing there"
>hop over the counter and pull down her pants
>tell her I'm gonna feed my psycho wand to her partner machine
>start fucking doggy, she gets real into it
>she starts typing "fuck me harder anon, fuck me harder"
>slam that bitches head into the counter as I cum and scream "SPELL IT WITH A P YOU DUMB BITCH"

>>384314459
Is that a husky pupper? what's his name?

>>384298864
>no tits
>man chin
I don't care.

>>384315328
I like you

>>384315064
I can understand that type of shit but what difference does it make if you sell a video game when you can literally just walk in with someone else or just have someone else get it for you? If you're going to rob someone then pawn the shit obviously you wait or find somebody you know to buy whatever stolen goods.

I've had a like 4 lawnmowers stolen from my grandma's house and they never showed up in pawn shops.

>>384308713
>>384310365
there is literally nothing special or worthwhile about this chick, wtf is wrong with you faggots?

>>384315282
I guess she's not really mean to me, but she is very disrespectful towards our parents, and seems perpetually stuck in that teenage "I hate everything my parents do and say" mode, even though she's 22 years old.

We aren't particularly close so I wouldn't feel comfortable confronting her on the issue.

>>384315621
asian

>>384296774
Never ever listen to the sales person. I once asked what a good used game on a PS3, the dude at the store picked up and handed be Iron Man game. I felt like blowing up the entire mall.

>Working at Gamestop, week of PS3 launch
>Our store is slow so I'm the only one there from open till 1
>Slow Tuesday, three Basketball-Americans enter and ask if we still have PS3s
>Inform them we do, retrieve one from the back as they said they want to purchase one
>Start ringing them up, sell them on the extended warranty which requires their drivers license info (this matters later)
>Last minute lead nig says he forgot his credit card, says they'll come back later
>They don't that day of course

>Next day about 11:30, same three, start with the same story
>The second I open the back door to get a system all three bum rush me and force me into the back
>Demand I open the closet to the systems
>Not my fucking systems so do it
>They grab about 8 PS3s and make a dash for it
>Call police, when they arrive get standard info, take security video
>Tell them one might have had a gun in his hoodie but I couldn't be sure (he didn't)
>"Anon, is there anything else you can tell us about them that might help?"
>"Well yesterday one of them gave me his address and his drivers license information"
>Cop is looking at me like "Are you fucking serious?"
>"Alright, we'll check it out"
>Get a call 5 hours later that all three were arrested for trying to sell them all at the same pawn shop

>Show up to court 3 months later to testify
>They all plead no contest
>Charges were upped to armed robbery since I said one might have had a gun and they found one in his house
>Never even had to take the stand and all three got several years

Fucking Gamestop

>>384315750
you deserved it, why would you not recognize the licensed game is obvious trash?

>>384315787
>basketball-americans
my sides

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>>384300417
The employees probably got a good laugh out of it.

>walk into gamestop
>it's actually a trap set up by AAA studios
>get sent to reeducation camp
fucking gamestop, now I buy all my games brand new through other stores or steam and never ever consider used games or piracy because devs deserve to eat too

>>384315830
I didn't buy it dumbass, I ready knew it was shit. This is meant as an example that sales people lie to get any sale.

>>384315952
god the cringe
and oh fuck all the Links we'll see this halloween

>>384315656
i wish i never asked

>>384315513
her name is thorn

>>384307528
Nice tits

>>384315282
>tell me of the mean things she does

She is always forcing me to wear her panties and if I refuse she kicks me in the balls and calls me a sissy. Some times she even shoves her fingers in my butthole and calls me a "good boislut" even though I don't want to.

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>>384315787
>Basketball-Americans

>>384315787
This one always makes me laugh.

>>384314459
Stupid chink

>>384315607
i think it's just the fact that they can get fired for doing so. it's strange, i know

>>384315750
>go gamestop years ago
>see dudebro-looking guy asking about DS lite
>asks if he can play games from japan on it
>employee says no -- only NA games due to region-lock
>i tell the customer i have nip games for my DS and they are not region-locked
>two viets barge in and and agree with me
>employee just leaves
where do they get these people?

>>384315750
I played that game and it was meh, if he picked up the Edward Norton Hulk movie game then you should have actually played it because it was like Ultimate Destruction with some mechanics removed but still great.

>>384316089
i know you're not the guy, but that's hot

>>384316309
s-sorrry

>>384316373
>two viets barge in

What country were you in and what year that two random Vietcong just barge into a store?

>>384301162

What kills me about that is they don't even carry the fucking guides otherwise. I wanted to buy the guide for FF12, either paperback or the stupid hardcover, and none of the 3 Gamestops in my town carried even a single one of either version.

>>384316567
california. i live and visit mostly asian communities and centers

>>384316567
Obviously it's Mark Wahlberg and the reason the employee left was because he started beating the shit out of them calling them vietnam fucking shits.

>>384301716
I guess the simple answer is before self checkout they were used more, I still don't believe ALL of them were used all the time but I can believe atleast 2/3rds on a friday

>>384316567
some cities in the US actually have huge viet populations, mostly from refugees when US betrayed S. Vietnam and let N. Vietnam invade and start killing anyone that so much as had a white friend.

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>>384316791

>>384301724
similar story
>normie friend is super hyped about nms
>look at some things he shows me
>"okay where is the gameplay though?"
>"dude the gameplay IS the exploring
>alright.jpg
>tell him im not interested and it's gonna bomb
>buys it day 1 like all the other normies
>now comes to me for game advice because I can recognize a shit stain.

>Be the only customer in a gamestop
>Manager (and only person working there at the moment) calls me over to the counter and pulls out a shoebox
>There's a fucking praying mantis inside.
>Talks about retarded customers to me for 20 minutes and lets me hold the mantis
>I reserve like 5 games to give her the numbers.

Still the weirdest fucking experience I've had at a gamestop.

>>384310973
serves you right for going to gamestop, retard

>>384314285
I'm a shift manager, don't apply for a sales associate job. They make minimum and work 6 hours a week.

I was thinking about this the other day...
Local gameshops are pretty much all dead except gamestop.
As much as corporate jews they are... they're pretty much all we have left if we don't want to rely on online and Walmart.
Do we really want no brick and mortar gaming stores except Walmart?
Should I.. should I support gamestop?
I can't fucking believe I'm arguing in favor of Gamestop.

>>384317306
Yeah, I work as a SA and this is truth. Luckily I have other jobs so I don't really need the hours but still

>>384317425
If you're going to support a huge company that doesn't care about you support Amazon. At least they give a 20% discount on pre-orders and free shipping with Prime.

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>>384308713
mas

>>384315787
>Basketball-American
fuck off circumsoldier

>>384308713
what if moot was an asian girl

>>384304852
The iPad is the only one that wouldn't be a pain in the ass.

>>384318129
she would've received more weeb dick than anyone before in history

>>384317425
I really want Best Buy to fuck Gamestop in the ass tbqh. They've already got a better discount program but I haven't heard anything else out of them.

Gamestop is the same as Wal-Mart anyway, except with annoying ass employees who pretend to be real gamerz™ and a rip-off used games program. I miss the 90's mom and pop gaming stores too but that shit is dead homie.

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>>384299497
If there is anyone using a fucking prebuilt they need to get the fuck off my board.

>Go to gamestop for the 4for10 deal
>Pick up Uncharted 1-3 (2 and 3 being goty) along with the 1st Infamous
>Gives the regular uncharted 3 game
>Sorry, I think the game I had was game of the year edition
>Uh, yeah, yeah, but this is the only version that they had made
>I'm pretty sure that they had a game of the year edition but I could be wrong
>I mean ill look
>Pulls out goty edition with the disk, cover, and manual
>Say thanks and leave

>>384296774
>walk into gamestop
>pray something weird happens
>it doesnt
>buy game
>go home and make up crazy story on 4chan to make life interesting

>>384298860
Huh? Why didn't you just stand in line? You stand directly behind the poofter who's chatting and not actually contributing to the shop's business and the staff member, if he wants to keep his job, will politely shut him up as soon as possibly to serve you.

Or does it not work like that in burgerland? I don't understand why any staff member would talk to anyone who's not at the counter.

>>384317425
the only reason gamestop should and will survive is because they take used games, even if they rip you the fuck off who else is going to want saw for the ps3?

>>384296978
>>384297320
only ever played it on psn

>>384320759
Both Amazon and Best Buy take trade ins, not to mention eBay.

>be me
>go to gamestop, buy a number of cheap used games including DMC hd collection
>eventually go home, play games
>a few days later, decide to play DMC
>open disk case
>it's nu-DmC wth donte
>go back to gamestop with receipt and game
>guy tells me that he can't refund anything unless i bring the other games too, just to be sure
>go back home, get gaems, come back later that day
>guy tells me he can't refund me because there's no way of knowing that i didn't just switch out the disk
>even though nu-dmc was only a couple months released at that time and was presumably more expensive than the hd collection
FUCKING GAMESTOP

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>>384299807

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>Raid Goodwills for cheap games
>Trade them in en masse at Gamestop whenever they have a special to make a profit
>Do this so much Gamestop corporate actually calls me and bans me from trading in games
>mfw

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>go to Gamestop
>Funko Pops
>Funko Pops everywhere

>>384321062
have of my local games store is covered in these things too, are they the new beanie babies?

>>384297320
it has couch co-op
Had a great night with it and some friends drinking and trying to kill eachother

>>384321062
this
who buys this trash? Why would anybody ever do something like that?

>>384321320
yes. apparently the best thing to do with a diverse universe of characters is make them look all same, so autistic people can collect them. autistic people want things to be in "Categories" or "types"

>>384321062
Literally the only reason these have a market is because family members of nerds don't know what they actually like and just pick something from a franchise said family member likes. Thank fuck I've only gotten clothes as I got older but my past birthday they got me this cringey as fuck shirt that literally says sarcasm is a second language and would have much rather gotten a cake than some shitty shirt that says look at this asshole.

I like the Bender and whatever ones actually fit the aesthetic but they look like shit.

>>384321387
Pretty much every "nerd" at my work has a couple on their desk, always of something really bland and mainstream like Dr. Who.

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>>384298864
>tall
>asian
>woman
what fucking anomaly am i looking at right now?!

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>>384320172
>Go into gamestop
>look for videogames
>can't find any
>leave
Fucking gamestop

>>384314842
They do. I know a few people who got fired over it.

t. formerFUCKINGGAMESTOPemployee

>>384321619
she's like 5'2, she's just super petite

>>384321619
there's actually a fuck ton of tall Asian women -- Northern China actually has a tall as fuck gene, and the under-25s are actually give Norwegians a run for their money, but people older than 25 are short as fuck because of bad nutrition.

Rest of China is short gene.

>>384298717
nice

>Have two friends who work at Gamestop
>Get discounts on shit
>Got guaranteed pre-order on my Switch cause they're bros
feels good

>>384322640
>friends let you buy a Switch

Not very good friends in my opinion.

>>384296774
>Go to in GAME
>Try to get a copy of a game (what a shock)
>Guy behind the counter takes out a disc and puts it in a used case
>Be young and naive, almost buy a used game
>Some random black guy dressed like Patrick Bateman shopping with his kids notices the exchange happening
>Comes over cusses out the store clerk for trying to con a kid
>He apologizes swiftly and hands over a sealed case

Everything went to shit after Eletronic Boutique turned in to GAME.

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>go to gamestop
>cases still have those annoying as fuck stickers and disks still come in envelopes
never again

>>384315952
could be worse
could be a zelda hot topic ad

>>384296774
>PS4
She was trying to think of some fucking games that came out for that shit.

>>384321764
kek did you not check an id?

>>384318171
You'd be surprised at how well the Xbone does with internet browsing.
Jam a keyboard and mouse in it and you can do a lot of shit. Even flash games. Something the PS4 can't do.

>>384298864
That's got a cock, doesn't it?

>>384296774
This is my story not GameStop but EB:
>Go to EB to buy ganes and meet new guy
>Over course of a nearly year become sort of cool bros and gives me discounts whenever I buy shit
>Find out one day cool bro got fired because another coworker stole games and he got the blame.

Guy was awesome. Discounts on new release games, preowned stuff, sometimes let him keep some change for food. Fuck whoever set him up.

>>384322828

I just bought Blur and was sick as fuck when they just gave me a paper envelope.

>go to gamestop
>cute girl works there
>always make sure to get the cashier review thing
>give here the worst score every time
>eventually she realizes its me
>"anon please if I get another bad review I'll be fired. what can I do for a perfect review?"
The rest of this story can be found if you look up gamestop blowjob

>>384309536
Similiar thing happened to me when I had to buy the first World of Memecraft back in original EU release. Store only had 40 copies (europoor etc) and I distinctly remember the nightmarish look horror cast over the face of the lad who was serving. The line must have stretched all the way to end of the street.

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>>384323381

Nah, brudda

T. Grand Master Wakka

>>384323403
Friend of mine had to quit because the store's tablet was stolen by some basketball american.

>>384300773
should have picked her up and raped her

>tfw have $150 in store credit form that trade in deal they had a few weeks back
>dont know what the hell to buy as I have Amazon Prime

Might just buy some Amiibos/figures or something, or the random used game. Boy do I dislike those labels/stickers they put on their used games, though.

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>>384323661
Nah man he should have skinned her for his woman suit after pepper spraying someone because Sonic's arms are blue.

>>384323569
You sir, are a fucking champ.
And also my nigga.

>>384302515
Just use a condom.

>>384323640
Damn that sucks

>>384309536
you still got a switch though so lmao

>>384314842
I've heard some employees tell stories of store reps waiting outside and offering kids giftcards to try to purchase M for mature games

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>>384323961

I truly am your nigga, brudda

>>384310973
>>I call him out on his attitude and he just stops talking
I would too you fucking faggot.

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>>384302515
>tfw no autistic waifu

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>>384324346

Never trust Al-bhed, bruddas

>my dream is to be ye olde shoppe keep chatting with customers about my wares
>all these retards are willing to work for piss and saturate the market

>>384297535
Now why would I ever use 4chan on a desktop when I could use it comfortably laying down on a phone

>>384324735
>no tight asian gf
WHY
EVEN
FUCKING
LIVE

>>384325145
Try a boy. The anus is always tighter.

>>384325145
learn chinese
it's how i got my tight asian gfs

>>384325209
this. if you're willing to fuck that girl, its obvious you have no standards and a boy will do fine

>>384300773
She was probably going to invite in under the pretense of sex then drug, rob, and murder you.

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>>384325209

This is Al-Bhed Hersey!

>>384325145
this guy >>384325351
just want to point out that 90%+ of Asians (from Asia, dunno about Asian Americans) absolutely fucking suck at sex.
they just lay there like a fucking starfish

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>>384311842
>>384314842
>be a kid in small shitty town
>only place in town that sells games is a small department store
>go to electronics department
>grab M rated game
>tell them I have other shit to grab and ask if they can scan it so the alarms don't go off
>go pay for it at some random till with some old fat mexican lady who didn't know anything about M rated stuff

That's literally only not worked once when I tried it and it was at another store while I was on a family vacation.

>>384325209
Boys don't have vaginas and I don't wanna deal with a fucking dude.

>>384310973
no epilogue?

>go to gamestop to pre-order borderlands 2
>also pre-order xbox 360 halo edition
>guy gets pissed at me for doing all this during the call of duty midnight release

Wow, what a dick. I'm a paying customer.

>>384314076
Yes some people have actual friends to play with instead of 12 year olds online.

I mean not me i have no friends but I have 3 kids I play with so I like couch CO op for that

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>>384314459

>>384296774
You can just tell that girl has sucked trillions of babies out of various balls

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>>384314459
>>384316309
>>384316373
>>384316738
>>384316830
oh, we're talking about asian communities here?
>live in town where over half of us are asian
>go to one of our 10+ gamestops within 10 miles
>girl known to dress as miku is there
>no wig today, but sleeveless shirt and skirt; almost looks like normal fasion
>she's very quiet and strange but really pretty with small frame and long hair
>most people in town know of her and just let her be
>squatting over by the vita games
>"lol it's her. she's probably looking at project diva games she already has because she has nothing else to do
>young chinese kids enter store; look like siblings
>"OMG IT'S MIKU PLS SING FOR US"
>give them a kind of stare
>kids kind of scared now
>sighs, takes out phone, fiddles with it, places it propped up on floor
>suddenly says, "NO PICTURES" as she crossed her arms just like the "DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE MIKU" image
>literally first time hearing her voice
>miku song starts blasting on phone
>starts dancing to the music immediately
>the movement, the sense of improvisation, the sense of MIKUNESS
>everyone stunned
>employees start dancing behind the counter
>chinese kids love it
>chinese kids' parent come in during middle of song
>they think she's some kind of hired performer
>try thanking her
>literally gasps and runs out the store
>can hear chinese father say, "HAHA girls..." in english
even before this, i would see her around town at least 2-3 times a week while i did shopping for the house. i noticed she would come to the same aisles i were in, and we would just take our time there without saying a word. she sometimes gave me a barely noticeable nod as if saying, "yeah, i'm here." around last year, she did the same thing and came into the same aisle i was in while buying laundry detergent, and while the both of us were pretending to look at times in the aisle, i just went up to her and asked her if she wanted to get boba.she just nodded and we went to go get some and now she's my gf

>>384304852
I could never get my PS2 to load any websites besides the Resident Evil Outbreak account creation page.

>buy a switch
>left joycon problem
>take it in for a replacement
>"new" joycon also busted
>fucking eb games

Might have to just call nintendo

>>384326338
who's this pretty little sister?

>>384326579
How are Asians so complex yet so simple?

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>recently at gamestop
>taking little bro to buy some wii game
>in line waiting with 4-5 people in front of me
>talk to cool looking spic next to me
>"bro, you excited for that new COD? It's in WW2 now man! Here to preorder"
>say it looks shit and tell him to buy red orchestra 2 instead
>he's genuinely interested and we start talking more
>says he likes fallout 3 -> instantly recommend him STALKER COP
>says he thought for honor looked cool -> instantly told him to get warband
>by the time it was his turn he says no thanks and goes home
>employee gives me stink eye

normies appreciate taste after all

>go to Gamestop
>consider stealing the display
>don't have the energy for it
>guy at the counter is also eyeing me
>just preorder Destiny 2 instead
>walk out with receipt and beta code
>go home
>consider playing some Splatoon
>don't feel like it
>grab a bottle of Jim Beam from the cupboard
>pour a glass for myself
>pour one for the dog too
>go out back
>walk over to the patch of dirt over in the corner of the yard
>leave the dog's glass by his grave
>drink mine
>go back inside

BARK in peace, doggo

>>384326579
wtf anon. tell us more, you can't leave us hanging at that

>>384326920
they aren't. they're just like any fucking white person, except with autistic tendencies because Confucius was probably autistic but somehow started autism culture as humanity's longest running meme. No need to fetishize Asians like some fucking weeaboo.

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>mfw I go to gamestop looking for a game, and they only have generic packaging
>can see employee get upset/confused when I say "Never mind. Thanks, though."
>employee still asks if I want anything else
>"No thanks, that was all I was looking for. Have a nice day."

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>>384321613
Ha that's so true .... But then again i have the xenomorph Queen so I can't say shit. Got it for 5 bucks when fye was closing. I have to admit it's pretty sweet. The rest of them look like ass though.

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>Pre-Order game MH4U
>Short time after I get mailed a new debit card, bank wants me to start using this new one with a chip
>Shred old card
>For some reason I can't remember I want to cancel my pre-order
>For some reason I can't remember decide to cancel my pre-order
>Sales guy refuses to give money back
>Because I paid by card I can only get my money back using that same card
>Even it's the same fucking bank account
>Sales guy tells me my only options are to buy the game or transfer the pre-order money to another game
>Call GameStop's customer service, they say he should've given me my money back and that they would inform the district manager and call back
>they never did
>End up picking up the game at midnight, can't even return it to get my money back
And that's the story of how the future manager of that GameStop held my money hostage.

>>384314076
Game?

>>384327449
I think thats the best funkopop ive ever seen. Gotta get me one of those.

>go to gamestop
>looking for Persona Q
>box says new
>they take box, switch it with used copy saying it's the last one
>ask why it does it say new on the box if it's used
>I, uh don't know
>buy it for 10 bucks less anyway because I didn't want to use amazon for some reason.
sometimes you just need to roll with the punches

>>384324737
>Want to open Video Game / Movie / CD / other media store
>realize the market isn't there for that shit.
this sucks man

>>384327549
sounds like a personal problem mate.

>>384319204
Living room posting from my Alienware Alpha waiting for Dirt Rally to install friend :))

>>384296774
grab an emulator and plug multiple controller sin one PC

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>>384327202
i was going to, but i hit the 2000 word limit
>walk over to boba shop nearby
>she gets green apple milk tea
>try to keep myself from laughing because i was thinking she ordered green apple because it was similar to miku's hair
we literally just sat there without saying a word, but she looked happy. i knew she was trying to hide it. that was basically our "first date," i guess. she's still a little loony, but she's really toned down on the miku thing. she still regularly wears sleeveless shirts and skirt, but she almost immediately dropped the wig and arm warmers (or whatever they are) when i jokingly said she looked dumb one time. i talked to h er about this, and she just kept saying, "no, it was my decision." she only wears them in private now

>>384327701
I just spend 10 minutes driving to the one in the town over that nobody except black people that only buy sports games now. Great selection, only like 3 people go there for midnight releases.

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>>384327592
earth defense force 4.1. it says right there, but this game gets a pass because it literally is the best game ever made. we'll see how good 5 is once it comes out

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>>384328121

>>384327241
But what you just said is something to have a fetish over.

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>>384328121
I have edf 2025 on the 360 ... Get xbone no edf 4.1 on it, no backwards compatibility yet for edf 2025.

It's like they support the ravagers or something

>>384327918
holy shit that is cute. But I still can't imagine a date without either of you talking

Reminds me of http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Slow-Motion-wo-Mou-Ichido

>>384326959
For Honor and M&B are completely different games you retard.

>>384302515
>Date autistic girl
>We break up because the autism got overbearing
>Tells my mom she'll break my arms if she ever sees me again
>???

Not worth it. Protect your arms.

>>384329067

She wanted you to whoop her ass and take your prize.

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>>384328593
well, we did talk at the end since i had to get her contact information and all at the end of the day

once in awhile, she will come to my house out of nowhere late at night -- like 2-3AM -- on her bike and literally throw stuff at my window for me to come down instead of just calling me. we'll go biking for a few hours and stuff. cops caught us playing basketball once at a park and she literally just cried and they just told us to go home. they can technically give you a ticket for that. she's the best

already somewhat interested in the manga because i saw something to do with hair-trimming on the first page

>>384317921
Fuck you you fat Canadian where are the Wizard videos? I've been waiting for what feels like months.

>>384314076
this is the first time i've been creeped out by spiders in a video game

>>384329329
what the fuck. I wish I had such a pure relationship with a girl you lucky bastard

>>384297320
the majority of /v/ also has brain damage

>>384327918
>>384314459
You Asians are the fucking worst.

>hurr let's deprive my sister of having a life just so she can be my little waifu

>hurr i'm going to take this poor, naive miku turn and turn her into my property to i can control her and tell her what she can't wear

Neither of you deserve what you have. Believe me when I say this. They are going to leave the both of you and move into the ghetto with Tyrone. They might seem like good girls in front of you, but partying and hooking up with black guys is what they want. Asians are just as bad as white people. Don't even get me started on anime.