What did she mean by this?

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She was redpilled by the splatfest results.

I will join the Callie Mafia.

>>384268271

TRAITOR

Finally panty and stocking 2 is coming out

Is THAT A FUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE

MASSAKA!
SHE'S GOING TO USE "THAT"

>>384268271
i want to hug that squid

FUCK YOU FOR SPOILING MOTHERFUCKER

REMINDER

MARIE IS LEGALLY SUPERIOR TO CALLIE

CALLIE IS A DIRTY OCTO-SLUT

KYS CALLIEFAGS

>>384269534
She's on the official single player art

>>384269704
as a silhouette, to be fair.

>>384268271
Just destroy my dick you witch. How can Nintendo keep getting away with this?

>tfw I'm on team Callie because I prefer her colour scheme over Marie, but Marie is also fine.

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>>384268271
>belly exposed

>>384268271
>It's fucking Marine's octo outfit but on Callie
I expect players are going to obtain that outfit and HOLY SHIT is it too good for words.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY!?

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>>384269983
Marie is fine, but Callie is better. This is the important part.

>>384270097
This alone makes her better than Marie.

>>384270346
She needed some tough love to become the better girl.

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>>384268271
Marie wins Spatfest we have an octoling idol, while Callie wants to push war how can anyone have chosen Callie?

so... callie got corrupted by octotentacle i see, she is a slut

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thats absolutely fucking amazing woah

>>384271503
INKED

>that outfit
Knew she was a slut, Marie and Marina are best girls.

>>384271503
SPLATTED

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>>384268271
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Fuck it, it was kind of implied this would happen anyway

It's just a hat

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>>384268271
>Now you leave me no choice...
>...I shall force you to cum all over my belly

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>>384271043
>wanting filthy octolings infesting inkopolis

>>384272159
#notalloctolings

>>384268271
I find single player Splatoon kinda boring

So I dont mind this spoiler.

>>384273327
I'm the opposite. Loved the SP found the MP boring

>>384273597
I don't understand the significance of this

>>384273748
pearl a shit

>>384273597
So that's why Pearl raps.

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>>384269068

>>384273597
loli pearl a cute

>>384273831
funny how he got it backwards

>>384273597
Do we have anything on the Octoslut Marina?

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>>384274267
Everyone thought the Octavio battle in 1 was just a concert and Marina became a DJ because of it

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>>384274212
Somebody has to put Callie down.
Might as well be the Best Girl who turned it into an artform.

>>384274479

Agent 3 is canon female now?

>>384274479
Darn. I wanted her to e related to Octavio

>>384274479
>people honestly though the war for the zap fish was a music battle
I mean, they aren't quite wrong with that.

The end credits song is Fresh Start by the squid sisters, Callie's absolutely brainwashed, stop worrying calliefags.

Now post Callie and Marie doing the news in 2 damnit leaker.

>>384268271
>Dem teenie tiny hotpants
Team Callie was the right choice.

Final boss music is fucking remix

>>384275295
>Now post Callie and Marie doing the news in 2 damnit leaker.
i need this

>>384275404

As expected of Callie, draggind down Octavio with her uninspired trash music.

>>384276658
>Get's brainwashed waifu
>Goes full wily with just an upgraded ordeal from last time

>>384277059
>implying callie isnt just a a coat turning faggot who wanted to try solo for a change and is going to claim muh brainwashing after her defeat

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>>384276658
>those shades
>those gold fists
Octavio is fucking great

>>384276658
why can't we just fight humanoid sword wielding ocatavio in an epic battle? I guess they have to appeal to all the kids who play this game instead of giving a more mature battle.

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>>384276658

>feat

Is this some fresh new lingo the kids are using? The fuck is a feat.

>>384277562
It's short for featuring
Like on albums and stuff

>>384277562
Are you fucking serious

>>384277562
>feat.
Featuring
If you even googled that, you would find out for yourself.
Feat is also an achievement that requires great courage, skill, or strength.

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>>384277689

Well that's just lazy. They could have just used the word "with".

>>384277831
Feat. is always the word they use in the music business.

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>>384276658
>no pole on Callies's stage

>>384274615
Agent 3 has always been canon female. She's also a canon smelly neet.

>>384276658
you just KNOW

>>384276658

What are the knuckles supposed to spell?

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>>384268271
>belly exposed

>>384279032
>>384279032
O omega T dick
T A omega O

>>384279281
Could be OCTA TAKO

>>384279386
>that implication that octavio fucked callie

>>384276658
INKED

>>384268271
is that a Jojo reference?

>>384279472
What? Tako is just octopus in japanese

>>384268271
when did they show this

>>384279715
took too long

>>384280107
No just means jojo memes are dead for now. good riddens

>>384279907
reviewer leaks are out

How old is Octavio anyway? Considering that he was in that old photo with Cuttlefish, he's looking pretty good for his age.

>>384277831
I can tell you don't go out often.

I really love this tune.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbsqz3v2bio

>>384269534
it's just squids man.

>>384281250
Better version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjc0CNXg1kQ

Pitty 'Off the hook' aren't involved in the single player.

>>384268271
When's the FUCKING PORN?

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>>384268271

>>384282943
To be fair, we don't know enough to say they're for sure not involved. Though at this point they'd be plot only and not a boss or anything. Or maybe they help octavio after you un-brainwash Callie or something. Probably not though. Who knows besides the review copy people.

>>384268271
Thanks for the spoiler.

>>384274615
A smelly one at that.

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>>384270097
>>384279101
>good girl turns evil
>starts dressing like a slut
Every time.

>>384285937
evil wins again, how can good even compete

>>384285937


Hey hipsters,
My name is Octavio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing stupid ass turf wars. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than actually reading Sheldon's flavor text.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was leader of the Octarian forces, and a legendary DJ. What hobbies do you have, other than “collect sea snails and trade them for slots with a junkie”? I also straight up can't get contained by any jail , and have a banging hot cumdump (She just blew me; Shit was SO fresh). You are all hipsters who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>384277562
Anon do you live under a fucking rock

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Protect Marie

>>384287374
>wesker cucking chris

that was so great. you just know that wesker used jill to release his urges now and again, too

>>384287374
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SPLATURATION.

>>384268271
Is that an octo tentacle growing out of her head?

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>>384287601
She got corrupted; now she's nothing more than a jizz dump for octolings

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>>384287601
Octo tentacle hat in place of the old one. Looks like she swapped out her earrings too.

The official design is pretty great, but I'm still gonna miss these fan interpretations.

Okay.
Okay. But what If.
The last Splatfest this time is Marie vs. Callie again?

>>384288902

>The biblical butthurt if Marie won again after all of Callie's character development.

>>384277562
How the fuck have you not seen "feat" before

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>>384289163
>Marie's struggle to save her sister from herself isn't the most moving thing in all of this

k

Which squid sister had the superior solo song?

I fully expect all of the Marie plebs to try to claim that Callie was always better because of this.

>>384290031
Marie, no contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmoLeGjlHbw

>>384288902
Marie and Callie vs Pearl and Marina

>>384290031
Marie of course

>>384289804
>sister
They're actually cousins

>>384290451
Oh god. Why would they do that. AoriHotaru team would completely anihilate any form of resistance.
It'd be like some sort of Idol Squidcaust

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>>384276658
>feat.

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>>384290615
They're many things.

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>>384274479
>The weird screams after the battle ends in Splatoon 1 were people cheering

>>384290964
The fact that there's officially a lore explanations for those sounds is amazing.

>>384290964
Still sounds more like societal collapse and the screams of the dying to me.

>>384291592

Sounds about right for the Octolings

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>>384290964
Neat

>>384268271
That looks amazing.

>>384291592
>>384292365
>the concert was so hype, a city was leveled and a lot of octos dies in a mass spread of total lack of self control

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>>384268271
Today is a good day to be into mind control.

>>384276658
Is it really just a rehash of the first game's final boss? That's disappointing.

>>384293898
We're not sure fightwise, but it's an upgrade of the original boss robot.

>>384293689

3>4>2>1

>>384278706
???

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>>384268271
So what happened with her and the other idol?
I

>>384293689
2>1>3>4

>>384294650
Lucky for you Callie looks like a 3

>>384276658

Their battle theme better be orgasmic, I believe in Octavio's beats.

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>>384293689
3>2>4>1

>>384293689
1>2>4>3

>>384294989

We recently learned that Splatfests results actually end up becoming law, which meant Marie was legally superior to Callie.

Thetwo of them started getting some work on their own, but Marie had the edge, starting a successfull solo singing career while Callie appeared in some TV shows and did some acting work.

Eventually, Callie disappeared for reasons still unknown to us. Either she got captured and brainwashed by octarians, or she got fed up with being number 2 and betrayed the inklings to become an octo-idol.

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>>384271043
But Marina isn't an octoling...

>>384291486
>officially a lore explanation...
What? Where?

>>384293689
1 - rape fetishist
2 - sexdoll fucker
3 - shameless and depraved
4 - boring consensual shitter

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>>384294989
Splatfest was canon.
After winning the Waifu War, Marie became a super huge celeb while Callie was fed to the octos.
Now she's back. And evil or something.

>>384298909
Marie no, smoking is bad for your lungs. You need those to sing.

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LEAKER
IF YOU ARE HERE
WHERE IS MY CAPTAIN

>>384300941
It was confermed in an interview that he's out traveling the world and won't be in the game, at least at launch.
If asking the leaker to leak things worked, we'd know if the Squid Sisters do the news again or not. He probably doesn't wanna leak too much for fear of ninty catching him.

>Marie reinvented herself from a mellow-eyed snark to graceful yamato nadeshiko who saves the world on the side
>Callie became an evil punk bitch

>>384303658

Marie aged like fine wine, Callie aged like milk.

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>>384303658
She's a graceful snark now actually. And Callie's mind controlled so who knows what she's like. Still a fantastic pair.

What do you think Marie's woomy smells like?

>>384303658
>Each squid sister's solo song fits their Splatoon 2 look
G O D A

>>384304294
>>384303658
See it's comments like this that probably drove her to the dark side to begin with. She just wanted you to love her!

>>384305980

How could I ever love someone who puts fucking fruit on their pizza.

>>384303658
marie went from a snarky bitch to a snarky bitch in a different outfit

callie at least changed, though its debatable if its better or worse

>>384306249

Most people put tomatoes on their pizza unless they're eating white pizza.