Why do Cora and Peebee hate each other?

Peanut butter wants the dick

Cora actually gets it

Cora is like a weaboo to Peebee's actually japanese, where Peebee doesn't give a fuck about anything stereotypically Japanese and this irks cora

>>384265647
Better question: Why do I, as a player, hate them both?

>>384268675
Because one is a stupid fucking blue space Shrek and the other is, as the Native Americans call it, "Tumblr Who Walk Like Man"

>>384268675
I always play with them because Liam is an asshole, Drak is too ugly and I don't care about the other two.

I wish there was a single likeable character in this game. Vetra was the closest one but still not what I would call good.

>>384268561
More like
Cora = disillusioned samurai
PB = ignorant rice farmer

>>384269120
>>384269151
but Drek is the man

>>384265647

Cora is straight, PB is an ugly feminazi

>>384269087
>blue space shrek

Funny thing is she actually looks better than Liara.

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Wow, I actually was reminded that these two characters exist. I already forgot the game. All the fuckups aside, how did they manage to make them so forgettable?

>>384269120
Liam is the worst Bioware character to date, but the third iteration of Wrex is alright and Vetra is inoffensive after her introduction.

>>384269418
Elaborate.

>>384265647
I'm glad such this shit game killed such a boring and repetitive series. I Don't know how it even took off in the first place.

>>384269418
yea right shrek is drek

Peebee isn't nearly as bad as /v/ tries to make her look. Everyone sees her as the "lolsorandum" but there are reasons she behaves the way she did as seen in her loyalty missions.

I don't dislike Sera, but I could see why people would, she has that aspect completely unearned and doesn't change throughout the game.

Cora never gets better, she is all about her Asari training and just kinda stays being an annoying vapid cunt the entire game.

>>384269650
What is there to elaborate? I get that before the game was released she was pushed as some sort of "ugly duck" asari. But the reality of the situation is that in game her character model is actually more attractive than Liaras from the previous ME.

Vetra is literally the best girl in Andromeda.
Cora is a shitty asariboo with a potato face and PEEPOO is walking cancer

>>384270141
>m..muh socially awkward waifu

Turians are disgusting.

>>384270696
She isn't socially awkward, she is just reluctant to start a relationship unless you are serious and isn't that clued up on humans.
She is normal and not a blue parasite or a blue parasite worshipper.

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Did they finally fix this?

>>384271325
Aye, they fixed a bunch of cutscene-related bullshit.

>>384271086
She comes off as pretty socially awkward through a good portion of the whole game. Whether that is caused by her "not being clued up on humans" or not is irrelevant.

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>>384271521
So third times the charm, huh?

O shit I just realized I still have this installed.
How close am I to the end if I can start the mission to Meridian?

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Maybe Cora hates PB for being a loud annoying cunt that doesn't know how to hold a gun the right way around

Maybe PB hates Cora because of her soulless dead stare and always creepily smiling face

>>384269653
The game is good.

>>384269798
but cora doesnt look like shrek
she's by far the most fuckable
how would i know shrek behaves, its being quarantined full time on the ship

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>>384272184

>>384265647
I've never played this. Is there a character named Jay I can ship Peebee with?

>Peebee
More like peepee

>>384273120
Poopoo

>>384272184
it's not

>>384271739
Jesus fuck

>>384272909
I used to think that game was crap because I'm not into sci-fi games. Actually I adore it.
When I will have finish it, I think I will buy the first three Mass Effect.
Though, the game is almost a movie too, there's a lot of cinematics and speeches, but the story is god tier.

>>384269421
Jack has the best face of any women in any Bioware game.

>>384273410
>tattoo dyke manjaw face
>best face
lol

>>384272909
>>384273374
Me again, by the way, I suggest you to watch some walkthroughs. That way, you will know if you will like the game or not.

>>384273579
ME3 Jack >>>>>>>> ME2 Jack

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POOPOO

>>384273410
Maybe.... Too bad the rest of her looked fucking terrible.

>>384273595
Ok. Thanks.

>>384273579
>perfectly symmetrical
>strong healthy features
>dick sucking lips
Are you gay or retarded?

>tfw bought it yesterday morning
>returned it this morning

Should have know better.

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>>384273374

>>384271739
I couldn't even finish reading it without ultimately cringing.

>>384273579
Nigga do you know what man-jaw is? Do you even know what a man's face looks like?

>>384273636
Tbh ME2 Jack still had the same general facial structure/shape as ME3 Jack. She just grew hair and wore better clothes.

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>>384273579
>mfw anon's saucy opinions

>>384270141

Vetra is literally a cockroach tho. Do you wanna have sex with a cockroach?

Turians are disgusting

Cora has the better ass

>STILL can't fuck a krogan
what the hell is the point of these shit games anyway

Shrek hates dyke for cultural appropriation.

Dyke hates Shrek for not respecting the culture she appropriated.

>>384274173
Relax, Shepard. You'll get your Krogan Cock someday.

So far the only attractive female I've seen in entire game is Reyes' ex girlfriend, who gets ten seconds of screen time before you're forced to blow her brains out.

Was super disappointed there wasn't a Samara/Morinth choice where you could off him and fuck her on top of his corpse.

This is the one game in the entire series where I actually WANT to be a homicidal, callous asshole to everyone I meet and the game doesn't even let you. Part of me thinks its because the devs knew what a garbage pile the game was and that if they gave Renegade choices like letting people die out of spite, shooting unarmed prisoners, killing your own teammates, etc. that everyone would take them constantly. At least I got to gut-punch Reyes, although I wish I could've just fucking shot him and Sloan the moment I met them.

How is it that every single character in this entire galaxy manages to be such an unlikable fuckhead? I cared more about that nameless wounded Batarian you can save on Omega during the plague in ME2, and was more invested in the story of that citadel guard in the cargo bay comforting the young woman who was desperate to believe her parents were safe in ME3, than I am in ANY character in all of Andromeda.

Drack is inoffensive but he's nothing we haven't seen a dozen times before, and he lacks the nuance of Wrex being a radical reformist forcibly uniting the species, or Grunt's pathos as he has to figure out what it means to be Krogan by himself in the midst of galactic extinction. Drack feels like half a character, he's an old grizzled krogan and thats.... it.

Vetra is inoffensive and the only female squad member with an actual personality beyond their job. Cora is a blueaboo who has all the same "woe is me I'm so perfect and strong" that Miranda had with none of the ass or self-awareness, Peebee is repugnant and shallow, oh wow the quirky tech specialist who has problems getting close to people, never seen that before.

Liam manages to be more boring than Jacob.

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>>384274381
>ywn be a qt quarian with a buff krogan or geth boyfriend
why live

>>384273713
>sharp, square jaw
>disgusting haircut
>horrible voice
>aggressive attitude
>tattoo's
>gaugings
>dresses like a whore

If you want a romance then do Tali or Liara, not fucking Jack, may as well be romancing a man at that point

>>384274485

Suvi is meant to be the most attractive female, but is modeled poorly and looks awkward to bad in certain angles/light.

>>384275068
>t. catholic

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Is it true that the female turian doesn't get a sex scene, even though you can romance her?