Castlevania Thread

I want nathan and his nifty cards

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Damage, magic, and buffs, wheres the healer?

>>384265829
Too bad, not canon because Igarashi, fuck him.

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>>384267931
Its canon again.

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>>384265585
I like this team better.

>>384268091
That Timeline isn't up to date and was made up by the US branch.
Igarashi got the final word saying stuff like CoTM and 64 were gaiden/alternate timeline stories.

>>384265585
please keep the awful netflix show separate from the main series thanks

>>384268929
What did you not like?

When the fuck are we going to find out what actually happened in 1999?

>>384269331
Konami will eventually make a pachinko machine based on it. It'll be the only official material to explain how 1999 went down.

>>384265585
I'd rather have spiderman Grant than Sypha.

>>384269202
it was just bad. missed the tone of the series completely

>>384269658
You'll have to be more specific than just buzzwords.

>>384269925

I'm not seeing any buzzwords in his post, marketer-kun.

>>384265989
I like that dog.

>>384269925
point out the buzzwords, retard

>>384269658

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It was great, fag

>>384265585
GRANT WHEN

>>384270441
if you found it "fun" you didnt play the games
it was severely cringeworthy as a fan of the videogame series

Seriously hope that the second season is a actual full season and not a movie cut into 4 episodes

And Grant better be a ugly gollum looking fucker and not some pretty boy

>>384270579
as a fan of the video game series I found it thoroughly enjoyable because I have the clarity to acknowledge that castlevania has always been a cheesy series centered on being fun to play above all else and that nobody should take seriously

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>>384270360
And he loves you too.

>>384270712
The second season will be 8 episodes.

>>384270791
but it was so bad in so many areas that it was rendered completely unenjoyable

>>384270579
Wow that's amazing ,I didn't know liking a show could undo things I did the past.
Tell me, is there a show I can watch to make my time wasted on WoW never happen?

>>384271004
I disagree

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>>384265989
No need for healers if you have good DPS. This is a Xenoblade party.

A guy mutilating normal people isn't what comes up in my mind when I hear the word "Belmont". Only the Cyclops fight and Alucard fight were good.

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Why do (((they))) keep doing this, /v/?

>>384271172
>mutilating thieves and hired thugs
FTFY

>>384271184
can't we have single Castlevania thread without this shitty bait being posted

>>384265585
i enjoyed this but it seemed like they released it way too early. why couldnt they wait until they got all 12 episodes completed?
why just release 4 and then the other 8 later?
it seems like they were too excited to get it out or something

>>384271321
Oh look, not an argument.

And this is not a Castlevania thread, this is a thread about the jewvania netflix show.

If the OP is here, please make a distinction between the two in future.

>>384269658
The tone was fine for the most part, and the first (until the tavern) and fourth episodes were fantastic.

The only things it did wrong were lacking CV music and the cringe dialogue in the tavern.

>>384271452
Here's your (you)

>>384270579

Yeah man CVIII's dialogue was to much more engaging

Fuck off

>>384271453
>the first episode was "fantastic"
what shit taste, the dialogue between dracula and lisa was some of the worst i've ever seen. pure cringe material.

whoever wrote this didnt understand castlevania or what fans of the series would want

>tfw Soma Game again never ever

>>384270712
Give him Greirat's voice from DS3 too.

>>384271452
If you hate it that much why even bother talking about it?
You're not going to change anyones mind at this point.

>>384271648
To make your job harder, marketer.

>>384271590
Castlevania III has no quality of writing to preserve. Don't pretend otherwise.

>>384271184
Grant was also a religious figure

>>384271808
Meant to say Graham

>>384271349
Because it started as a film and they had no way of knowing if it would be a hit, especially since video game adaptations tend to do poorly.

So what would you do? Split that movie into four test episodes with solid budgets each, spend a lot of extra time writing twice as many episodes and spread the budget between them, or put a shit ton of money into more episodes and risk the whole thing failing?

>>384271804
what the fuck sort of "argument" is this?
>old thing we're basing our series off has no writing
>that means we should make our cartoon have bad writing!!

what's wrong with your brain?

>>384265585

is the castlevania show as good as the intro movie for portrait of ruin?

>>384271740
Has anyone told you you suffer from paranoid delusions?

>>384271184
Why do (you) have to post this in every castlevania thread?

>>384271956
No. It's bad.

>>384270360
Shut the FUCK UP you fucking DOG marketer. Everyone knows dogs are shit animals. Dogs have killed people you know. How much do the pet companies pay you to talk up dogs on the internet? Dog marketers, don't pay attention to them. Remember, any time you see someone who likes a dog, it's a marketer. Nobody could possibly like them naturally.

>>384271974
it gets posted in every castelvania netflix thread because the show disrespects the series

>>384268182
God Yoko is so fucking hot. I wish she had more screen time

>>384271929
Don't be a spastic. The writing was fine, it's just utterly retarded to pretend it did a disservice to the source material when the source had no writing quality to speak of.

>>384272369
you're not making an argument here
>just eat shit it's delicious

>>384272241
>disrespects the series
fucking how

>>384272503
Ignoring an argument doesn't mean there isn't one. It's still more of an argument than your piss-weak "eating literal shit" metaphor.

>>384272521
By making it about gross over the top mutilation and killing "le corrupt church xDD!" instead of hunting vampires, zombies and demons in a giant castle

>>384272704
it's not a metaphor though. the show is literally shit

>>384272182
Go back to catddit fucking catshitposter

>>384268182
Fuck now I feel like playing Dawn of Sorrow and Harmony of Despair again.
Except I'm currently playing Aria of Sorrow first and HoD's online is still dead.

>>384270793
>-2 Attack
>-2 Sp. Atk

Too bad, I had hoped they banned you when they deleted 50 of your shitposts yesterday but no dice I guess.

>>384272850
Oh look, another dog marketer, wow. It's like they've hired this entire board to market those shitty animals. Just goes to show how rich the jews behind the pet companies are.

>>384273019
>Anyone who doesn't like blatant shilling of a terrible show is "muh shitposter!"

>>>/pedogaf/

>>384272707
>Getting this mad at a netflix adaptation
>muh disrespect the series
Fuck outta here dumb nigger

>>384273159
Your posting style is so distinctive. I come into maybe 1 in 5 castlevania threads and you're always here. You're like the barnyfag of castlevania.

>>384273282
>Fuck outta here

Cool underage reddit nigger post

Come back when you've played at least two classicvania games

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>>384273478
>When the marketer thinks he's made a new friend

Aww :3

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should I start with the dsvanias, gbavanias, or sotn?

>>384273815

They're basically all metroidvanias at that point, with SOTN being the best imo, I'd start with that

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>Just want to use the show as excuse to talk about one of my favorite series
>All this shitflinging

>>384273815
You should get the fuck out of this thread, we're trying to shitpost here, and you people talking about videogames will make it harder for me to drive the marketers away.

>>384268091
>cotm not canon
>shitty fighting game with time travel villian trying to get revenge is canon

Fuck iga. Seriously. Shit stained is going to be another mighty numba 9.

>>384273815
In release order for sure, SoTN is the absolute best and Harmony of Dissonance is the one with the most disagreement on quality due it being an unapologetic SoTN clone but I wouldn't call any of them bad.

>>384274018
You guys have been circle jerking cotm so much lately I'm going to give it a shot despite it having a reputation for being shitty. I swear to god if this is just some contrarian bullshit and you waste my time, I'll be mildly irritated for about 40 seconds and you don't want that blood on your hands.

>>384268182
Julius...
BELMONDO!

DoS was pretty bleh compared to AoS but that bonus mode was GOAT.

>>384274279

It's not fantastic but I'd definitely put it in between the other two GBA games

I'd rank it Aria>Circle of the Moon>Harmony

SHANOAAAAAAAAAAAARHG

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>>384272309
Fun as fuck to use too.

>>384274471
>>384274471
YOUCANTHITMEYOUCANTHITMEYOUCANTHITME

>>384274279
CoTM got a lot of shit for how dark it was on old GBAs without backlight and for making weird changes such as having a separate walk and run movement you have to unlock.

ENOUGH TALK

HAVE AT YOU

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no, this is your party

>>384270494
Hes coming. Its innevitable. They need to fucking get michiru yamane for some fucking sotn tier music.

>>384274279
It's annoying as hell if you want to get all the cards but it's a solid game desu

>>384274649
We need ANY Castlevania music. I fucking hate the music in this show, the pub scene was cringeworthy.

>>384272369
>The writing was fine
Only some of it, it was mostly bad.
>it's just utterly retarded to pretend it did a disservice to the source material when the source had no writing quality to speak of.
As retarded as pretending that Castlevania doesn't have a certain type of writing that was established in later titles, which the series borrows from.

>>384274359
I fucking loved AoS Julius mode for making his final boss an actual threat even with all other bosses defeated and stats upgraded.

>>384274279
It was legit difficult for its time until order of ecclesia came out. The card system was fucking bomb. Harmony tried to emulate the card system but with the sub weapons. Its a good entry and has some cool bosses.

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>Harmony of Despair never released on PC due to jewnami

WHY

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>>384274775
>Young Julius game never

>>384274785
I don't really care for Harmony but I fucking loved the alternate sub weapon uses in it and Lament of Innocence.
I would love to see that mechanic reused one more time.

>>384275095
Some fags say it wouldn't live up to the hype, but fuck that.
I just want a new classicvania with alternate stage routes that lets you be as fast as he was in AoS and is designed around that.
No level ups, no forging, no RPG stuff period.
Just you and your skill.

>>384274919
>Harmony of Despair 2 never ever
All I want is the remaining alternate mode characters and the other 2 GBA heroes but that would require effort to develop and god forbid they do anything that would require that.

>>384274919
No PC or next gen port. If it got on either or both, the lobbies will be full again.

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>>384274775
Also its a sweet boss design.

>>384275095
Why do you fucks keep going on about a 1999 game, it would have never lived up to the hype and we know what happens at the end.

>>384274919
god damn I'd buy that in a heartbeat, loved doing coop runs in that shitty fucking repetitive piece of shit. Even though you had to buy all the fucking DLC, to get even a glimpse of having actual content, I miss it.

>>384276294
The only problem I had with the DLC is you could play it right of the bat instead of having to go through each chapter before it first. It made it too easy for people to get the best gear early.

>>384268182
Was yoko in love with the dilf belmont?

>>384277021
She wanted to fuck Hammer.

>>384270793
That demon was cute

>>384277075
Yes and charlotte wanted to fuck the fat priest

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>>384277251
No she didn't. She waned to fuck you, the player, as evidenced by when you hold up.

>>384271740
Not an argument.

>>384268091
>we'll actually hit 2035 where the sorrow games took place
>and we won't have gotten another castlevania game

>>384278387
If 4chan still exists in 18 years I shudder to think how bad it will be.

>>384265989
No need for healing when there is wall turkey readily available

>>384278470
Whats scarier is how used to it you'd become.