>it's a Kickstarter lol

>>384263374
No it's not. That's not even a picture of the console. Fuck your shit thread.

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>>384263495
>No it's not. That's not even a picture of the console. Fuck your shit thread.

It actually is.

>>384263374
The wood design is disgusting, kys grandpas.

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>>384263495
I dont know about the kickstarter part but that is definitely the console, or at least the console they want to make

they plan to release a wood edition shown in op and this one which is my personal fav

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>>384263869
It also comes in red.

But what games does it have

>>384263869
That’s a render

It's looking pretty groovalicious, my jive brothers.

>>384264089
They say Classics and modern content.

>>384264094
You're arguing semantics. The render is official.

>It's literally just another one of those plug 'n' play pieces of shit

ATARIFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH YET AGAIN

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>>384263374
Pretty cool looking. I hope it's successful or at least finds a niche.

Also, Make Boxart Great Again.

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So is it a console? Is it a PC? Console games or mobile games? Do we know anything?

What the fuck happened to wood paneling on consoles?

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“To limit risk taking, this product will initially be launched within the framework of a crowdfunding campaign”
http://www.eurogamer.net/amp/2017-07-17-first-look-at-ataris-newest-console

So what, they're a small company, they don't have the capital to take this risk, i for one will be backing day one

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AHAHAHHAHA
To the grave, grandpa

>>384264548
On the "render", I can see a LAN port. So it probably has wifi too. There will be internet connectivity, I think.

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>>384264741
https://my.mixtape.moe/qboakl.webm

>>384264241
"Modern content" can be limited to mobileshit and indieshit.
Doesn't even have a way to play physical media. Not a current gen competitor.

It's Atari's Ouya. It's fucking nothing

I only buy if it's made of real wood.

>>384264797
anyone have the yt link to this

>>384264593
>http://www.eurogamer.net/amp/2017-07-17-first-look-at-ataris-newest-console
And dropped.

>>384265241
Took me literally ten seconds, and that's because this internet is slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrsZWT-0-IE

>>384263923
The only thing that's disgusting about it is that only the front panel is wood instead of the whole thing.

>>384264593
And it's dead

>>384265163
https://archive.is/OiZ67
Sounds like it'll be real wood on the front.

>>384263923
It's spelled "kiss" you ESL dipshit. Learn English before posting.

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>No disc drive so it's digital only
>No visible fans or cooling so it won't be playing multiplats at the PS4 & XB1's level

It's a home console to play Atari's mobileshit.

>>384264936
>>384265796
This. Kind of disappointing.
If it comes with an entire Jaguar+7800+Lynx library I might still pick one up though

>>384265796
>visible fans
you can't be this retarded

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>>384265390

>>384266173
1st day on /v/?

>>384266321
>>384266173
I don't see any ventilation grills, do you?

>>384265796
idk who they are marketing this at, no one rally wants to ppay pong or centepede and if they do games like this are freeware and the entire atari catalogue is easily emulated on toasters,

desu senpai, I think this is some sort of marketing ploy

>>384263923
Slit your wrists like you always threaten to do because of """""""depression""""""""", Jimmy.

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>>384266496
I don't see any on my ps4 either, your point?

>>384266805
remember how the first couple of parties were literally melting

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>>384263374
It's ok to be jelly, kiddo.

>>384266904
That was the pro I think

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>all these rustled turkeys

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>>384264593

>>384266805
>>384266904
>all these little nooks where dust builds up
I understand they want the system to look "edgy" by why make it retarded levels of unfunctional.

>>384263374
Kickstarter is just a fashionable way to promote it

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>>384266805
>being this retarded

>>384266805
The PS4 has them on the back. This Ataribox doesn't have any at all

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>Ouya 2:Electric Boogaloo

>>384266805
On the back dipshit.

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Jive turkey central down here. Where my daddios at?

It's either a Ouya 2 or a custom PC with controllers (aka steambox), whatever it is it will be disappointing and expensive.

>>384264241
So emulated Atari games and indyshit? Got it.

I hope Atari ushers in a new video game crash like they did last time

>>384267424
>>384267757
How do you genuine retards actually fall for that basic bait

>>384268115
We can only hope this too-big-to-fail abomination keels over.

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>>384268263
>merely pretending

>>384268115
They'd have to be influential again to do that, right now if Atari went bankrupt or if nobody bought this ataribox thing it wouldn't change a single thing in the industry.

>>384267378
It's not though, it's designed so that if it ever does overheat and die on you then Sony can get you to buy a second PS4 and give them more money since it's not covered by the base warranty.
It really isn't, if you still have your packaging go look at the fine print right now. Sony can deny coverage of your system because it classifies dust buildup as being a user-side fault.

>>384266904

>people still believe that PS4 Pro was getting hot enough to melt the plastic

You would have to be an actual retard to have fallen for that. Even at top load, the system was running around 100F. That's well within reason, and not even close to melting plastic.

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>>384267940
Right here. Jive turkeys out in full force

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> console
it was destined to be trash

there has never been a good, justified home console, unless you are a mega casual who played wii

>>384264551
it died when everything in jello died
wood furniture on everything is refreshing when brushed anodized aluminum and glass everything is ubiquitus