Splatoon 2

Why did the last thread get Scruffed?

It was fun.

>>384263208
Obviously, if not higher. It has ''Nintendo'' written on the box. That's a free pass, nothing else matters.

>>384263576
>It has ''Nintendo'' written on the box. That's a free pass, nothing else matters.

That's sad

>>384263576
Splatoon 1 got only 81 you fucking loser

>>384264921
Your mum got 81. INCHES of my cock lmao.

>>384264921
Splatoon 1 was also a barebones early access game.

>Pearl's Solo plays when you win a splatfest match.
What did they meant by this?
https://youtu.be/hD8IiTRGAGA

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>>384265098
de_stroyed

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>>384265182
too bad she lost

>>384265285
oh boy I can't wait for every splatfest to be heavily stacked towards Marina just because she's a waifu

>>384265418
Wins are 2/3 of the score, cakefag.

>Mom Splatoon looks awesome I want it!
>Eww this game requires skills and I can't be immediately good at it!
>thousands of returns

>>384265885
This is why Nintendo will never make a game take skill.

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>>384265885
>amerifats

>>384265285
score is 1-1, faggot

>>384265418
Only morons pick based on idol. The popularity will be more even when we get better choices

>>384265885
i already see people whine about the gyro, once they see how shitty analog is they'll just return the game instead of getting good. blame hand holding games like overwatch where every loser can press a button to be awesome.

>>384266313
>jap
pearl
>US
Marina
>EU
Marina


Score is 1-2

>>384266456
they combined eu and us though. that's why we didn't see results until after na splatfest.

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>>384263576
Durrrrr

>>384266618
they did? Huh. That's dumb

>>384266698
Nintendo made a game so shit that not even the Nintendo Bonus could save it.

>>384266698
Nice photoshop.

>>384266743
yeah splatoon threads were full of shitposters false flagging results for an hour and a half until everyone stopped to play the na demo

>>384263208

Nah, as much as I want that to be true, it'll be an 89.

>>384265418
this, I will be supporting the daughterfu except when she is objectively wrong on the topic.

>>384266758
>Developer: Platinum Games

>>384265165
And it was bloody excellent.

Problems:
>No controller remapping
Seriously, what the fuck. Even BoTW at least has an option to swap the jump button (the EXACT complaint players have). Also, you can't use both sticks and gyro at the same time.
>Local multiplayer is balls
Is it really that hard to have splitscreen turf war? I don't care if it's less players.
>No playable octolings
cmon
>No minimap, super jump is awkward
More of the system's fault but still

>>384263576
>muh nintendo bonus
Why are people in denial that Nintendo makes good games?

>>384267226
And launched with 5 maps, 1 mode, and no private matches or party matchmaking.

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>>384267298
First complaint I agree with but everything else just seems like nitpicking.

>>384267298
>Also, you can't use both sticks and gyro at the same time.
You can, you just can't use the Y axis on the stick because it's unnecessary.

>>384265098
You only thrusted 40 and a half time before you came?

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>>384267379
That's what makes the difference here. This game is launching with ~8 maps plus whatever salmon run maps there are, all the original weapons (minus variations), all 4 modes, a bunch of new weapons, and a new campaign which is seemingly better according to people who've played the game.

>>384267379
I didn't join the game until after the first update or two (I think it was shortly after the release of Camp Triggerfish).

>>384267321
Because they don't. Drones are in denial. They have been buying the same 2 games for 30 years, they are the most delusional retards ever. Though Splatoon is arguably the best thing Shitendo has right now, just because it breaks the cycle. And I'll admit, it does look fun too, unlike Generic Fantasy RPG: play as a gay midget gnome edition #76491634 and Super Italian Jump Man #791724667: The New Hat version 3.0

>>384267298
Wholeheartedly agree with the first two. I want BotW style aiming so badly. A lot of idiots will tell you that not having the Y axis on stick is fine, but it is such an unnecessary removal that only gives you less potential accuracy. And while I wouldn't make much use of the splitscreen, I have friends that are twins that I would love to be able to play with at the same time online. I fell like Octolings may come in a big update later down the line. And I actually prefer the new way to superjump. I'm jumping to spawn much quicker now

>>384267980
How does aiming on a stick give you more accuracy than just flicking your wrist upward?

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>>384267812
>Mario and Zelda have two new games look good
>people shift their attention to shitpost on them because they're doing well

>non-gyro aiming doesn't give enough sinultaneous accuracy and speed to deal with tight combat
>console mode gyro is shit, with vertical aiming way too sensitive compared to horizontal aiming
>handheld aiming closest to mobile phone style aiming, actually a good balance between speed and accuracy
>but now gotta deal with battery life and/or cord, plus not maximum comfy for laying down

At least they have a button mapped for recalibration on demand

But why they won't allow full gyro+stick and sensitivity tuner for horizontal and verticle for gyro is beyond me.

>>384265165
so is the fucking switch OS honestly

>>384268379
>implying that's a bad thing
it's so responsive and i love it. please keep it that way.

>>384268528
It should at least have Youtube. The screen is bigger than my phone's and it would come in handy when I just want to watch videos in bed.

>>384268098
Because you would be able to both flick your wrists and have a stick. The more options for input, the more precise you can be. It's not that hard to grasp.

>>384268740
Sticks are the antithesis of precision.

>>384265885
Have you ever met children?
They literally spend hours playing games wrong because they think it's like a toy. In their minds, winning and losing are secondary to having fun.

This is an ELO based game so kids who suck hard will sink down to 0 and get to play paint everything with their fellow kids.

"But what about kids who get competitive about sports and games"
Those kids are around 9-13 and are definitely more than capable at playing splatoon at pretty much any level. They are already the target audience for CoD which has basically no matchmaking, and is absolutely no fun if you suck.

Splatoon will do great with kids.

>>384268132
There's that delusion. They look exactly the same. If I go right now and play Mario 64 or Mario Galaxy or Mario Galaxy 2 or Mario Sunshine or Mario 3D World, why in the fuck would I buy Mario Odyssey?

>>384268848
Let's remove the x axis too then! We'll all be so much better off

>>384269053
The x axis on the stick isn't for precision, it's for turning and making large sweeping motions. The one flaw of gyroscope controls.

>>384268647
>Le yr meme

Why should it have yt

>>384268940
Because you enjoyed the games and want more?

>>384265098
>admitting you're a dicklet
PFfffthahahahahahaaha
Seriously, the dicklet cutoff is 90 inches.

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>>384268940
Mario 64 takes place in paintings, Galaxy games take place in space, Sunshine takes place in a resort, and Odyssey seems to be going to all sorts of weird places. If you think they all look the same, you're delusional. 3D World is pretty generic though.

>>384269147
Why should it not? The Wii had it, the Wii U had it, the 3DS had it, and the Switch already has NicoNico.

>>384268940
If I go right now and play Persona 4 why in the fuck would I buy Persona 5?

>>384269189
She 8 the other 9

>>384269142
So why the fuck can't I make a large sweeping motion up with my stick when I go from throwing a burstbomb at my feet to watching the sniper above me at moray?

>>384269340
Because you could just tilt the controller upward. The range of vertical movement isn't nearly as wide.

>>384269142
I want to use the stick for major movements and the gyro for minor corrections, especially in handheld where I only want to tilt the screen 10° at most on either axis.

Remember the adorable gif of the inkling getting his girlfriend out of the ink for a hug? Out of curiosity i went to see what the artist has been doing
>http://cafe-cardamari.tumblr.com/tagged/tf-art
What the fuck happened?!

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>>384269707
How can someone literally get worse at art over time? Why did this person start pandering to SJWs?

I just want you guys to know that the "Nintendo bonus" you guys meme about, Is fucking real.

>>384270473
>Splatoon 1 gets an 81
>ARMS gets a fucking 77
Lies

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>We're getting an anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0sycEb_CQY
https://nintendowire.com/news/2017/07/17/corocoro-produce-splatoon-web-anime-based-manga-series/

>>384267321
Because they don't like them so any review that they disagree with must be false

>>384270473
I know. Shilling for Sony doesn't really pay enough until you start shitposting about the Switch and earn that sweet "Nintendo bonus"

There'll be more than the 4 shitty hair choices in the full game r-right

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>>384270473
Exactly.

>literally the same game

>>384270565
And? Those games still got "the boost". They originally had lower scores then that.

>>384269707
This person used to draw like this, what went wrong?

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>>384271290
Forgot pic.

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>>384271123
Except one has all the dlc from the first game included + balance changes + new characters + better performance and visuals

>imagine being so worthless you gain gratification from being wrong on the internet

>>384271416
woah surely enough to bump it into the 90s.

>>384263576
>It has ''Nintendo'' written on the box. That's a free pass
Since when?
Nintendo gets a fuck ton of low scores for their games regardless of if they're good or not.

>>384271416
Nice greentext newfag.

>>384270745
Probably not on release, but I can see them adding some more whenever they get around to doing an actual game update (ie not just unlocking stuff already on the disc). I'd put my money on them being amiibo rewards

>>384267298
>More of the system's fault but still
no, they just implemented it in a retarded way. It should be a minimap that you can toggle on, off, or make full screen for when you want to interact with the map

>>384271489
It's a 4 point difference dumbass

>>384266618
What were the results anyway?

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>>384271392
at least post at a resolution that is readable by humans

>>384271824
Forcing players to choose between a map or seeing the smaller details around them is better. It forces situational awareness.

>There are still shitposters on /v/ right now who still have yet to get over the Denial phase of accepting that Splatoon is a good franchise

I mean it's bleeding into the Anger phase but still, they're pretty hopeless. Just leave them to their delusion; you cannot help them

>>384271908
Pearl won the JP splatfest, Marina won the US/EU splatfest. they probably combined them since they were the same thing anyway.

>>384271824
You had to look away from your TV to see the map in the first game. This is literally the same concept. If that's too much of a problem for you, get better. I don't want more of my screen cluttered with shitty UI just because you don't know when it is safe to open a map

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From >>384271932 to >>384269707
I can't understand.

>>384272106
I mean the results that are shown in game.

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>>384272015
they just need to git gud

>>384269707
politics in my vidya were a mistake.

>>384271416
>Generic patches deserves an extra 4 points
LOL

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>>384271489
>16 new tracks
>8 new battle maps
>some new characters that should've been in from the start
Yeah, it is dumbass.

>>384272402
Gotta say, Moray Towers is a considerably better map now.

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>>384267812
>LOOOOL STUPID DRONES AND THEIR REHASHES

>>384263208
Nope, these digits

>>384272784
>16 new tracks
You mean 0?

>>384268940
Because the last one came out 7 years ago? Don't kid yourself. You have never beat a modern Mario game.

>>384269285
Why? To support Kaz of course so he can make Emoji 2.

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>>384272967
Are you retarded? It comes with the 16 DLC tracks along with the 8 new battle mode tracks. Reviewers played the game without any of that. Do some research before talking out of your ass.

>>384273283
16 old DLC tracks.

>>384272967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odr_UFdYOmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvYFQ2W1mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydBVa6qCmFk
>Suggesting ANY of this was in the first Splatoon
The demo music list already let us know there's at least 16 songs that where not in Splatoon 1, so try again.

Crunchy vs creamy peanut butter splatfest who wins

>>384268940
>doesn't respond to anons pic disproving the "MUH TWINTWENDO REHASH" meme

>>384273419
Marina gets crunchy because she has taste.

Why are people so excited for Nintendo's E-rated CoD?

>>384273395

What's the best Splatoon 2 and why is it obviously Acid Hues?

>>384273390
The DLC wasn't included when they reviewed MK8 dumbass

>>384273390
That's isn't the point. Reviewers played without any of those tracks, so it's new to anyone who hasn't played them. Stop grabbing at straws.

Is there any information about the online app? Will it release together with splatoon2?

>>384273726
All we know is that it's going to release the same day.

>>384273726
yeah they both launch the same day

>>384270715
>>384270715
No.
The Nintendo bonus is based on nostolgia. That
>"oh buuuut I remember them from childhood!!
>"Nintendo is just sooo nice!! I can give a couple of points because their my fweinds :3"
Sony has something similar only there's is based on the $$$, instead of weird mind control

>>384273874
>>384273881
thanks

>>384273929
>The Nintendo bonus is based on nostolgia
You mean the nostalgia they don't care for unless it pays?
Also that still doesn't explain Star Fox if there is a nostalgia bonus.

>>384273726
The specific Splatoon functionality of the app is actually pretty great. It shows your winrates in maps and modes, shows you the players in your last 50 games, along with their gear, has a shop that lets you send gaer with different main abilities to Inkopolis for purchase, shows upcoming rotations and has a cute, yet pointless comparison of the amount of turf you've inked to real life locations

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>>384273929
>weird mind control
We're hitting delusion levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>384273929
Take off your fucking tin foil hat, the mediocre Nintendo games get medicocre scores, like Starfox Zero and Arms, and the good ones get good scores, like BOTW and Paper Mario TYYD. It's perfectly ok to not like Nintendo, but you guys need to stop with this paranoid meme.

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>>384273929
>weird mind control

>>384263208
90 is mediocre for a Nintendo game

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>>384273929
Holy shit, saved. Thanks for the laugh.

Has the embargo expired?

>>384275119
It expires tommorow.

>>384275565
What time tomorrow

>>384275042
>>384274109
>>384274334
>>384274462
>>384274595
Keep laughing retards. It's become clear to me that Nintendo has Nostolgia-Crypted your minds and Sony has paid out your soul. I would give you the documents I have to prove these statements but frankly, you don't fucking deserve them.
Just remember when this 60$ waifushit DLC gets an 80+ you'll know the REAL reason why.

>>384275808
Nostolgia-Crypted.
You're like a genius at being a retard.

>Just remember when this 60$ waifushit DLC gets an 80+ you'll know the REAL reason why.
But anon, how can they give it a nostalgia bonus if the game came out two years ago?

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>>384275808
Here's the (you) you wanted. Now go to a thread with people that share your interests instead of staying here with people you hate

>>384275808
There are 2 possibilities for why you don't like Nintendo games, even the ones that are actually good.
1. They just don't appeal to you, even though they appeal to other people.
2. Nintendo has the world under mind control

Well the answer is obvious.

>>384267980
>removal
Hello crippleanon

>if the game gets a good score then it doesn't count because muh nintendo bonus
>it only counts if it gets a mediocre or bad score

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>>384275808

I say 87 maximum
Reviewers will complain about the map rotation, connection issues, short singleplayer and the fact that you can't use the analog stick to move the camera vertically with motion controls enabled

>>384276270
excuse me?

>>384276529
The connection issues aren't gonna be nearly as bad for them. The only reason it was so bad during the Splatfest is because that was the point. It's a stress test.

>>384274193
thanks sounds cool.

>>384276093
>>384276109
>>384276264
>>384276358
>being this far in denial
Nintendo doesn't even exist, stop pretending they do. Stop making these threads about companies that never happened. Have fun with your bag of air

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>>384277612
>Nintendo doesn't even exist
>Nintendo was in Universe 9

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>>384277612
This anon has ascended.

>>384276529
These are all real problems

>>384277612
XD

>>384277612
w-what are you talking abo

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>>384273395
I knew i recognized the intro music to Acid Hues its motherfucking Big blue https://youtu.be/A4YeAdyYq4M?t=164

>>384277612
>You have now woken up in the timeline where Sega won, Atari limped on and Nintendo went out of business years ago

>>384273395
Is there a remix of Ink or Sink in Splatoon 2?
https://youtu.be/2Mi1E03hJEs

best song

>>384278714
That's a bit of a stretch

>>384278320
I disagree about map rotation being a problem. I prefer it to voting, since it avoids the issue of the same maps being chosen over and over and it allows for more preparation

>>384275663
No one ever knows that but the reviewers, probably midnight in some time zone though.

>>384276358
>if it gets a good score, "haha objective proof it's the best game ever"
>if it gets a bad score, "critics just hate fun"

How many maps will there be at release for Splatoon 2. The four we had in the Splatfest?

>>384279195
Prepping is a meme, rarely do I ever change my gear and weapons depending on the map, I just change up my playstyle. I mean rollers work on every map, its not like people are all using the same gear and weapons whenever a map rotation happens.
It took me a while to see the camp map

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Fuck this kids game. I'm gonna play dark future fps #3029

>>384279828
I don't think I've ever seen the second scenario, and if it happens, it's drowned out by a billion people going "NINTENDRONES BTFO"

>>384280247
>Call of Duty and Battlefront
>on the list at all

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>>384272015
git fucking gud anon

>>384280048
Brushes simply don't work on Port Mackerel. If I was in a lobby and people voter for that, I'd be absolutely fucked. Prep is overstated, but I do like knowing what I'm getting myself into and having maps picked by the game rather than having the same few picked by the community every time

>>384271123
one is a game
The second is the same base game with slightly improved graphics and all dlcs

I really see no problem whatsoever here

>>384280247
Funnily enough I didn't like the Splatoon 2 test because it felt too much like gears.

Roadie running was just squid form and the roller is the shotgun.

>>384280247
Jesus what an awful year for shooters Splatoon won by default.

>>384280502
learn to read and stop spamming your same couple of webms on every Splatoon thread

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>>384281042
>it felt too much like gears.

>>384281042
you're gonna need a bigger bait

>>384281902
It's not bait though.
Console TPS turns into one shotting others with shotguns with the occasional sniper in the background.

I was hoping to buy it because everyone said it was such a breath of fresh air but it sort of just seems like the same TPS console experience. The JSRF style was the only thing it had going for it.

>>384282187
>complains about rollers of all things


basically you've never gotten the full experience and we're shitting you on it

>>384282187
I think you're oversimplifying things a bit and there are more weapons than what was in the Testfire but whatever, at least it saves you the money

>>384281042
>>384282187
>Complaining about roller being dominate
History is repeating, all the new players are bitching about roller and then once people git gud it becomes considered low tier again.

Reminder sloshers are trash

Reminder that Luna Blasters take no skill to use

>>384263208
>metacritic
Not videogames, get off this fucking board

>52 gal now has point sensors
what the FUCK nintendo

>>384285545
note a lot of the meta has changed, there is no attack or defence up mods any more on your gear

Yo I just played a bit of 1 at a friend's house to get prepped
My favorite weapons are the Zappers and the Brushes, are they good?

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>you know who is back with yet another article taking banter seriously
I saw this shit coming from half a mile away, whereas I saw the IH8NIGGERS posts coming from half a mile ahead

>>384280882
Permanent inkbrush kinda works on it. Ink up your team's wide area ASAP and lob bombs to grind kraken, then charge in.
What really sucks is Bluefin. Those walls are juuust tall enough to be super annoying.

>>384284527
Is that the bucket weapon? What's wrong with it?