>play Japanese game >press ESC >instantly quits

>play Japanese game
>press ESC
>game locks you out of ever getting the True Ending

>play Western game
>press ESC
>Game has stopped working...

>play game made after 2012
>launch game
>come back in five minutes when all the opening splash screens telling me what companies and software was used

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>>384243484
>Play Japanese game
>Circle is affirmative, X is cancel

>>384243676
>not deleting the .bik files
fag

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>>384243484
>Play japanese game
faggits

>>384244020
What is her name again?

>>384244082
That's Lana Del Ray.

>>384243557
Game?

>>384243557
Name 10 games that do this
>>384244020
Imaga Searchina

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>>384243676
Fucking Kingdom Hearts remasters
>2 minutes of logo and copyright shit
>"Select which game you want to play"
>2 minutes of the same logo and copyrights you saw a second ago

>>384244082
>her

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>play nip game
>press Z to shoot

>>384244370
>be germanon
>press z to shoot, x to jump
danke merkel

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>play western game
>press P and 1 to whip out your dick and start jerking off

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>play completely singleplayer game
>press ESC
>menu comes up but game is still running in the background
>no way to pause

>>384244460
>play Japanese game
>frantically use scroll wheel to ejaculate

>>384244082
https://www.xvideos.com/video25252313/lanarain_pink_pirate_cosplay_full_video

>>384244692
Dude, what the f*ck. This is a blue board, you can't link that stuff here.

>>384244780
Are you really that fucking dense?

>play Japanese game
>move the camera to try to get an upskirt in character model view mode
>game actually lets you

>>384244460
is that meant to be the mouse from catdog?

>>384244897
You can't just violate the rules like this.

>>384245159
hownu.ru

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>play eastern mmo
>everyone's anti-social and abuses cheap mechanics to win
>90% of players are bots

>play western mmo
>everyone's chill, they all socialize and help each other
>not a single bot on the server

>>384243845
>steam downloads then back automatically

>>384244450
qwertz users always get fucked

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>>384243484
>play Japanese game
>characters start talking instead of shutting down the game
JUST SHUT UP AND QUIT ALREADY

>>384245530
no, only if you manually let it check the game cache
>>384245597
indeed, that's why I bought a qwerty kb
rogue-likes really suck with qwertz

>>384245714
or you could just simply change the keyboards language so it switches Z and Y

>>384245218
This is bait right?

>>384244176
>>384244283
*sigh* I wasn't being littoral, you jerks. I was expressing an abstract truth through a symbolic exaggeration. We all know that Japanese games are notoriously finicky about what you need to do in order to achieve the Real True Ending, and I thought I would make a funny joke about it.

>>384245887
symbols are still different

>>384246086
Oh, well can you give some of those examples instead friend?

>>384244020
>>384244082
>no penis
what a disappointment

>>384246086
*sighs louder*

>>384246086
Why would you post outright lies on an anonymous message board? Who the heck does this?

>>384246230
*moans*

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>play modern vidya
>pause menu doesn't have an "Exit to desktop" option
>alt+f4 is disabled
>have to exit out to the main menu first and then exit to desktop

>>384246305
*Nuzzles* OwO

>>384246305
I do not consent

>>384246387
>not writing a script that lets you close everything with ctrl+alt+q

>>384246387
>There's a fucking loading screen to go back to the main menu