oh boy do I do it they don't have any allies

>Playing as Ottomans
You can get fucked is what you can do.

>>384231940
That Commonwealth is going to rape you and you deserve it for playing as Paradox's favorite dicksucking nation

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>>384232395
what are they going to rape me with?

also if it makes anyone feel any worse I'm playing coptic

>>384231940
>Coptomans
>Letting kurwas take Altaic clay

>>384231993
seriously, who the fuck even does this

>Ottomans

Do you use cheats too? I honestly can't comprehend how playing on easy mode is fun.

>>384234029
When you've refused to play nations that are in good starting positions for the last 500 hours that you've played it's a nice change of pace

>>384231940
you let the commonwealth get pretty big there. might be better, in the next war with em, to make em release some nations to weaken that hussar blob up

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>>384231940
>playing MemEU 4

>>384234395
Yeah I'm going to try to make them release all their hordes once I finish conquering Italy

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>>384231940
>playing as christian ottomans
how overrated, kill yourself infidel apostate

>>384231940
>>384233508
Go to war, you know you want to.

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>playing ottomans
>not playing M&T 2.0

you suck op, and this is a M&T 2.0 thread now

>Play Holland
>Form Dutch republic
>Gain largest urban population in the western hemisphere while the rest of Europe makes food for your burghers

>>384237195
> M&T 2.0
More like wait and taxes

I'm sorry I don't feel like waiting years for a month to go past

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>ottomans
wow, no (you) for you young man

>>384237195
>M&T 2.0

More load times than end game Civilization.
How come Football Manager can simulate 200 matches played between individual players with like 80 stats each, but strategy games can't handle a third of the variables at five times the processing time?

oops they beat me

>>384231940
Do it. Look at all that Russian land that can be your with just one war.

>>384231940
Play Crusader Kings 2, a game for real men.

>>384231940
What the legitimate fuck have you let Poland become?

>>384240478
There is no Poland on this image though.

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>>384240628
There should be one if you're playing Ottomans. You don't give the PLC a slither of a chance to form if you know what you're doing nigga.

>>384240820
I was more joking how Poland was reffered to as "Crown" during Commonwealth times, but alas, is it really this strong in EU4 anyway? Got a couple of friends playing it but they always cuss at France or Germany instead.

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>not playing Victoria 2 instead

>>384231940
HNNNNGH I so want to cut the Commonwealth in two pieces from that second 'M' in Ottomans name.
My preference in wars in EU4 is, important trade provinces, cutting the country in half or smaller pieces and lastly conquering coastal provinces decreasing their navy or denying access to sea.

>2017
>Plays EU4

>>384241280
I'm too lazy and dumb to learn through trial and error, all those factories and budget things.

>>384242169
Budget:
>put rich taxes to 0
>middle as low as your budget allows
>poor taxes as high as you can without making them rebel
>max budget for education and admin
>military budget depending on your budget and how big of an army you need
>army and navy maintenance can be kept quite low at peace if there's no risk of big revolts

Factories:
>build liquor factories
>later you can try other ones as well but liquor is by far the most profitable

>>384242474
>rich taxes to 0

You trying to jew me, mr Schlomo?

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>>384242474
fine I'll try it with those settings, bought the game ages ago but never bothered since I got it with EUIV and that game is way simple compared to Vic II.

>>384231940
you're the ottomans you stupid fuck, you're basicaly playing with cheats turned on

>>384242474
rich taxes to 100%
ftfy, unless you're some gay nation who doesn't have a reactionary government appointable