You're on your way to the Talos shrine

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>>384228976
WUZ

>>384228948
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the Thalmor embassy is two blocks down.

Anyone else have 0 sympathy for the Nords?
They deserved to get cucked out of their religion.

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>>384229103
kek

>>384228948
Immediately uninstall the game to do an enchant only run of morrowind

>>384229431
#zoinked

>>384229143
Nords are the best race with the favor of Shor they go to a paradise where they drink and fight all day when they die. Most other pleb races get nothing unless they're a filthy deadra worshipper

>>384229143
>firs race of men on tamriel
>have been fighting the just fight against treacherous elves
>fought off the dragons and granted the mortal races freedom
>built the empire
you elf loving fucks need to be eradicated
except for dark elves, those guys are cool

>>384231537
What about Bretons? Think of how much daedra pussy they get. Fucking love conjuration.

>>384228948
Chop his head off with my fellow Stormers.

>>384228948
Why do we have two brawny Skyrim men thread up?

>>384231642
Bretons aren't elves

>>384231694
I thought they were like half-elves.

Fuck.

>>384231642
Breton's are mixed, & if they worship deadra then whatever daedra they worship gives them whatever.

>>384231738
They have a bit of elf in their blood but not enough to be classified as elves.

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>>384228948
There's only nine divines, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure they don't dress like that.

>>384231757
I like the spooky spider nightmare daedra. I'd hope she's more Halloweentown/Nightmare Before Christmas to her followers and less Resident Evil Umbrella Corp test subject.

>>384231921
Mephala: Her sphere is lies, sex, murder, secrets, and plots; she enjoys seducing and interfering in mortal affairs for her own amusement. I don't know how fun she'd be.

>>384232217
I like the sex. The sex I can get behind.
Sounds like a fun time as long as you're useful and interesting.

>>384232327
It's the murder, secrets, & plots i'd be concerned with.

>>384232217
>>384232327
She's also one of the "good" Daedra, and may be the Night Mother.

Ergo, you're liable to end up anywhere from carting a talking corpse around to becoming spider king. Pretty good deal, honestly.

>>384232446
Just gotta make sure you're the one plotting and not being plotted against. A useful and reliable tool is less likely to be discarded.