Lmfao...SERIOUSLY?

damn bro how did disney get the rights to cactuar

the game made for children/young teens that deals with disney characters and has the main character use a key for his weapon has designed a key that is not suitable for combat in real life?

oh no

>>384209472
Looks like a Keyblade with a Toy Story theme.
What's the problem here, exactly?

>>384209780
It looks dumb lmfao

Should have been a buzz lightyear army that flops around as you swing it

>>384209870
>This Disney-themed weeaboo anime game has too much Disney and not enough weeaboo anime

I dont know what to tell you. Go play final fantasy or naruto or some shit

>>384210052
>army
arm

>>384209780
>>384209649
Babies or manchildren have arrived.

>>384209472
kektus

>>384209472
It's not horrible, it's a bit hamfisted, think it would have worked better if it was a keyblade made of blocks, but then again, I suppose that would be too obvious.

>>384210056
Dude it can be fun and Disney and not look like shit lol like what even

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>>384209472

>>384210056
LOL disnetard

>>384210241
It should have been a realistic house key.

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>>384209472
this has always been a problem
the Disney world's keys are very hit or miss
even though the non-Disney keys are some tryhard edgelord bullshit, at least they aren't a cactus or crab on a stick

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>>384209472
The cowboy hat does it for me.

>>384210661
>Winnie the Pooh world
>Get a fucking beehive on a stick

I'm sorry but that's terrifying.

>>384210420
>LOL disnetard
I'm worse than a disneytard.

>I finally gave in and bought KH 1.5 + 2.5 Final Mix on Ps4 to see what the big deal is about this shit.

>Get about halfway through KH1 and quit altogether.

What is the appeal of this series to a non-weeaboo or fanboy? This gameplay is trash. I feel like I wasted $50

>>384211257
>This gameplay is trash. I feel like I wasted $50
Thats exactyl what you did

>>384211257
>Gameplay is basic and clunky in a 15 year old game

stop the fucking presses

>>384210130
>say dumb thing
>people laugh at you
>W-W-WELL LOOKS LIKE DA MANCHILDREN ARE HERE XDDD

>>384211257
Maybe you should have watched some gameplay before buying the game you retard. Glad you're never getting that money back.

>>384211760
>getting this assblasted
lamo

>>384210661
all of those look great except for the crabclaw and the wishingstar

>>384211760
But it wasn't me.

And who could defend such creative bankruptcy? It's really pathetic.

>>384209472
The hat and bandana are amazing, almost didn't see the star

Fenrir is the best because it actually has a unique design

>>384212037
I can practically feel you sperging out as you write this.

>>384211257
>I finally gave in and bought KH 1.5 + 2.5 Final Mix on Ps4
>I finally gave in

Weak willed faggot.

I bet you finally 'gave in' to your girlfriends requests to let her get railed by Jamal every night while you sit in the closet playing Kingdom Hearts.

Top lmao newcuck

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>>384209472
>>384209870
>>384210305
>>384210420
Wow, it's like I'm really on GameFAQs.

>>384212132
This guy is so very mad.

I'm not the same guy, there are many of us who are laughing at your inability to form any sort of argument.

>>384212132
>practically feel you
grow up kid

>>384212193
So who are all the faggots all over /v/ showering praise on kingdom hearts?

Are they all 400-lb aspies or something?

I just cannot understand the appeal of this trash. It's not even fun

>>384212193
>to your girlfriends requests
>girlfriend
Come on anon, don't overestimate him

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>>384212251
What is this artwork from?

>>384209472
It's a fucking Toy Story world, what kind of keyblade were you expecting exactly?

>>384212526
>What is this artwork from?
Japan

>>384209472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTmQWqXdBzM

>>384209870
not dumber than the CHIIIIIIIIIII bureido

>>384209870
>>384209472
>lmfao
>...

Why the fuck are you guys even biting?
Come the fuck on, this ain't gamefaqs.

keyblades are formed from memories of people and places and the emotions that connect you to them.

why is this keyblade a problem?

>>384209472
aww yea... sora is gonna fuck shit up with a giant cactus dildo sword.

>>384210661
The best keyblades use gold, gems, and stainless steel.

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>>384210661
Post your favorite keyblade(s)
>Oathkeeper
I'm a bit boring but i like it's colors

>You have a Keyblade
>The universe is filled with key holes
>You never ever stick your key in a hole

Sora confirmed a beta neet virgin cuck

>>384212063
I ask the same thing of the whole franchise. And yet people insist any game but the first one were good.

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Looks like something from Mighty Magiswords

>>384212063
how can you write something so retarded and not realize it?

you're talking about fucking kingdom hearts and only now you are getting your panties in a bunch over creative bankruptcy??? you're loco.

>>384209649
Being hit with a cactus would fucking hurt. though this weapon is great.

>>384213246
>stainless steel
Literally for the worst Keyblades, STANless steel is where its at.

>>384212360
I just think it's fun.

Why the fuck does everything have to be taken so seriously?

I am in incredible shape (I have a six pack) and I am able to enjoy these kinds of light hearted/mysterious stories. Why can't you?

>>384210661
>Hercules
>nigga just beats you with a stone column on a handle.

Jesus fuck.

>>384213936
Post abs or gtfo

>>384213617
Jesus christ what happened to lina inverse

>>384210661
Only one that isn't lame or overdone is the one-winged angel

>>384209472
I can't wait to shove this cactus right up Xehanort's ass

>>384210661
>even though the non-Disney keys are some tryhard edgelord bullshit, at least they aren't a cactus or crab on a stick

Reminded me of the names of the keychains/gears Roxas used in Days.

>Abaddon Plasma
>Abyssal Tide
>Astral Blast
>Aubade
>Crown of Guilt
>Darker Than Dark
>Glimpse of Darkness
>Kingdom Key
>Leviathan
>Lunar Eclipse
>Maverick Flare
>Midnight Roar
>Missing Ache
>Oathkeeper
>Oblivion
>Omega Weapon
>Ominous Blight
>Pain of Solitude
>Rejection of Fate
>Sign of Innocence
>Silent Dirge
>Total Eclipse
>True Light's Flight
>Twilight Blaze
>Two Become One
>Umbrella

Yeah, a bit edgy.

>>384209472
It's a fun design and the hammer/drill it turns into is even more absurd. I love it.

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>>384214931

>Darker Than Dark

>>384210661
WHY IS IT CALLED A SWORD WHEN IT'S A BLUNT WEAPON?

>>384209472
>you ever been so angry that you start swinging a cactuar?

>>384215215
Because it's named after a bladed weapon.

I'm sure Nomura had been planning that for the 7ish years from the first game to when that first came up.

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>>384213314
Starlight and Decisive Pumpkin. I also love all the Keyblades from Days

i think this is it.
i'm done with nu-/v/.
everybody here just compete with each other to see who's more edgy and who can shitpost better.
and it's not even quality shitposting.
it's just the same shit again and again.

>>384213617
what a disgusting, terrible artstyle
>>384215615
no one cares you crying faggot.

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>>384209472
It's true to the series, you have keyblades like this in every game, nothing wrong with this

I mean you can't make them more autistic than the ones in BBS
>pic related

>hey there are people saying that the key blade designs are stupid
>What?, fuck I'll show them stupid!

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>>384213617
That cheese sword looks like the MHGen one.

>one arm isn't facing downwards

DROPPED

>>384216118
whats wrong with this one? It looks great

>>384215215
it isn't a blunt weapon.

the Keyblade cuts the soul, not the body, though it can use its magic to cut material things as well.

its not even a real physical object, you DO GRASP that right? its a projection of the wielders heart.

>>384210489
underated post

>>384209472
what kind of prick fights with a cactus?

>>384210661
Who /ThreeWishesTheEntireGame/ here?

>>384210489
oh my god
I'm not upset at what we got, I'm just upset we didn't get this.

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>>384216347
I thought all the BBS one were super easy
>Cinderella
>the whole blade is the castle

Compare it to something from the first game like the Tarzan one, it actually looks like something, it's not a bunch of lianas with bananas on top or something

>>384213179
What kind of fag thinks dildo when they see that Keyblade?

>>384209472
It's kind of bullshit the blade is Woody/Buzz themed instead of just toy-themed in general.

So they turned kh2's party member limits into keyblade transformations for that world?

>>384209870
Just like your post

>>384215593
Those are DA-tier generic dude.

>>384213342
>I never played KH1

>>384216708
>Who /KingdomKeyTheEntireGame/ here?
ftfy

>>384216856
keyblades are based off memories, not world thematics.

>>384216451
Wow that is some gay ass shit. Im glad I stopped caring about KH3 a decade ago.

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>>384216761
are you serious? They have to do it. The castle is the icon of disney after all

>>384216451
no I don't because I don't play SHIT games for weaboos and disney kiddies.

>>384209870
I like it

>>384210130
how is that explanation baby or manchildren, is the truth. KH is still treated for kids to play so they'll have to come up with designs appeal to them. Is ridiculous and they could've done something better but is not me who they should appeal

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>>384217171
Fair enough, what about this one ?

Also there's the fact that they're all flat but that's because it was on PSP

>>384217137
Keyblades are designed off of thematics dumbass

>>384217361
Im not going to defend all of them, I just thought the cinderella one was a decent design referencing the disney castle icon

>>384210661

Who /Star Seeker/ here

>>384217137
Not that anon, but it's you who got it backwards.

>>384210661
>We can't make the keyblade have edges
>Let's make it blunt for kids
>Meanwhile Three Wishes, Follow the Wind, Circle of life among other designs have what's close to a bladed teeth
>Ultima Weapon is a literal sword with fried noodles on top

>>384209870
It's gonna look dumb if it's sticking up your ass.

>>384217124
I did this for kingdom hearts 1, but I switched to the oblivion cause it was a long ass stat stick. couldnt say no

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Is there any reason to buy the PS4 versions over the PS3 versions

I'm considering it solely because I lost my PS3 controller and it's easier to just play everything on one system anyway.

>>384217747
you forget they all still swing with the blunt side. Just once, I wanna see someone use these bladed axe heads for their optimal use

>>384218163
oh yeah, i forgot that detail, man they thought this through

If you guys watched D23, it was revealed Pixar actually designed the Toy Story Keynlade.

>watched the kh toy story reveal video
>youtube now recommends nothing but naruto videos
the intended audience

>>384209472
show me a better design - nomura

>>384217124
KH 1 and 2 all the way. I couldn't handle watching the cutscenes with the current keyblade I used. Im not sure if it was a good decision having in game costume for cutscenes. It was kinda weird also having to see him with the Drive form outfits, too. But it never worked with anti-form althought it would've been funny

How is anyone even still remotely interested in KH after all the shit content and half-assed story telling after KH2? They spend hours locked in crappy cutscenes explaining the increasingly ludicrous and boring story, leaving out any element of mystery or intrigue.

Why do you even care anymore /v/?

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>>384209472
oh they serious alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMYLzPs0qq4

>>384218542
I come for the gameplay, and stay for the story. Idk what to tell you, I have found every KH except for Chain of Memories very interesting and compelling. Nomura always keeps me guessing and coming back for more.

>>384218087
Everything in one disc, instead of buying a couple at double price?

>>384219359

I was thinking more like technical reasons. That and I swear I heard somewhere the PS4 one had that 3DS game on it as well but I don't remember

>>384210130
You got called out for crying that a children's game taking place in a children's movie had childish looking shit in it.

I don't really get how you can call anyone else a manchild unless you're that delusional.

>>384219456
They probably said that because 2.8 is a PS4 exclusive. Not because it is bundled with 1.5 + 2.5.

>>384210661
Metal Chocobo master race only allowed in this thread

>>384218394
>Now
Sure...

>>384209472
I don't give a shit about Kingdom Hearts, but I do appreciate the "board with a nail in it" approach to weapon design.

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>>384213314

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Guys I wanna get into this shit but idk which way I should go about it.

Are the PS4 ports good? Or should I just emulate? I'd rather get the ports if they aren't shit ports.

>>384222838
the ports have a handful of glitches related to attack speed of some bosses but other than that they're fine, they also run at 60 fps
You can get the whole series for around a hundred bucks on ps4

>>384219456
Ps4 =60fps
Ps3= 30fps

>>384213936
>I have a six pack

O shit

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>>384214192
that's naga you filthy casual

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>>384209472
>it's not a windup key for a toy robot

How can anyone defend this trainwreck of a game?

>>384209870
10/10