What is a game you gave up playing after five minutes?

>>384207791
VTMB and PS:T

Terraria

>>384207791
not 5 minutes
>30 minutes on Witcher3
The combat is so fucking awful

Witcher 3
Dragon's Dogma

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

>>384208098
>>384208118
Witcher 3 combat is just bland. Play the first one if you want truly awful combat.

Undertale.

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>>384208094

>>384208094
This

also

Divinity Original Sin
Undertale
Dishonored

>>384207791
Witcher 2
Deus Ex HR

I tend to enjoy any game I play which makes these two odd. I think those are the only two games I've played and gave up on period. Spent about 10-15 minutes on both of them and just wasn't feeling it.

>>384207791
>>384208220
Witcher 1

This was before Witcher 3 came out, got Witcher 2 along with the first one for just a couple dollars. I'll probably never pick it up again. Friend forced his way through it, just goddamn terrible.

Kid Icarus Uprising.

>>384208220

0/10

God Hand. Call me a shitter all you want but I just don't like it.

>Dragon Age 2
It still hurts

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>>384207791
Honey Studio
It takes less then that for me to make some slut with an oversized ass and bust a fat NUT to her

Witcher 4 the contrarian edition.

>>384208587

Must be rough being underage.

>>384208587
I played until I got to the giant spider monster at the end of the Witcher 1, and it was probably the worst game that I've ever forced myself through. I dropped it because I couldn't beat the spider and I wasn't about to grind to be able to beat it, since the game was so shit. I'd really recommend 3, but every other Witcher game is dogshit.

>>384208812
what the absolute ever living fuck did you mean by this

Ori and the Blind Forest
Terraria
Civ VI
Alien Isolation
Mad Max
Undertale

>>384208701

Shitter

Puyo Puyo Tetris
Most of my steam library

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>>384208876

>baddies giving their opinion

Dishonored 2
On console the game has built-in deadzones that mean your character doesn't turn until you've moved the stick halfway to max. Literally unplayable to me, every movement and action is incredibly imprecise.

Terraria
Starbound
VA-11 Hall A
Worms Revolution
Secrets of Rætikon
Overgrowth
Natural Selection 2
LUFTRAUSERS

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>>384208220
>>384208587
>>384208876
>americans are too dumb to enjoy the only good Witcher game

>>384209141

Also it's summer.

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Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City

>bunch of OCDONUTSTEALS run around shooting zombies in Racoon City because god forbid there be OTHER environments or settings in the RE timeline to choose from

I'd also like to add the fact that Capcom goes out of their way to make sure none of the playable character's uniforms match drives me up a fucking wall

Every pokemon game on the 3ds
Undertale
Fallout 4
Stardew Valley
Project Zomboid

>>384209141
They're not talking about Witcher 3 though

RE:6

truly godfucking awful, i had no idea what i was expecting and yet i was still let down

>>384209453
W3 was unimaginably boring

>>384207791
Jontun or is it Jotun? Eitherway, looked like shit IMO and it sure felt like it too

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>>384207791
System shock 2
Dwarf fortress

>>384209547
You're right, I'm trying to imagine someone thinking TW3 is boring and it's not possible.

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>>384208220
>>384208587
>>384208876

This is why the casualised/consolized 2&3 were made, for babbies like you.

>>384207791
Runescape

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>>384209810

Go suck CDPR's massive e-peen somewhere else

Uncharted
Life is Strange
CoD: Black Cocks 2

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I didn't like the witcher 3

>>384208118
>DD
wrong opinion

What game can make me ejaculate in 5 minutes?

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>>384210087
Go circlejerk on infinitychan or some other hipster shitter imageboard.

Sanitarium, because it crashed

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>>384210209
The Masculine Mystique
>tfw dead for years

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>>384210281
>doesn't enjoy a game that everyone likes to circlejerk over
>must be a hipster

Get fucked, bro. I found the story unengaging, the combat mediocre, and the equipment system stupid.

The only good things are the graphics and world design.

>>384210632
tl;dr

>>384209141
Witcher 1 apologists are why I don't report Gothic 2 threads.

>>384209520
This.

After RE5 I didnt expect much, but goddamn what an absolute clusterfuck of a game. Its no wonder they took an entirely new direction with 7

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>>384210691

A bit of a obscure game.

Nanobreaker for PS2. Was hoping for a hidden gem, instead got absolute garbage

>>384207791
DOTA2
Witcher 1 & 2
Company of Heroes
Sim City 4
The Sims
Republique
Far Cry

agharest: generations of war.

i'm not looking up how to spell that.

>>384207791
who is this semen demon

Skyrim

I just get instantly bored of it the moment I play it. It's a shame, but it's the only game like that for me.

>>384211323
This. I have more fun downloading and finding mods. I sit and wait imagining a fun playthrough, get into it, aaaaand disappoint myself.

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>>384209141
>>384209850
>>384209053
The Witcher defense force is here

Deus Ex

kill me

>>384211764
Same desu

>>384211764
it's old.
I feel

>>384208098
same

Destiny.

>>384207897
This.
Everyone says theyre great. I cant get into them.

>>384207791
Grim Dawn; the art style and UI utterly turned me off

>>384207791

Monster's Den: Godfall

Heard it was the supreme flash game at one time and got a new release. It's fucking shit.

>>384209141
>>384209850
drownercucks

Any survival/crafting crap.

>>384211764
Same. But I tried again some other week and was eternally enlightened.

>>384208453
Revisit DEHR. Shit is real boring at first but it picks up.

>>384213084
because youre an underaged faggot with pleb taste my friend

>>384207791
never happened to me because i am not a baby

>>384211764
same. gameplay hasn't aged well at all.

>>384207791
PUBG
Literally another Rust/DayZ clone

>>384207791
I never quit after only 5 minutes but Lost Planet and Metro 2033 were probably the two that took me the least amount of time to get overwhelmingly bored.

>>384209141
americans are asleep you retarded aussie

STALKER. I acknowledge its not a bad game, its just not something I can get into.

>>384207791
League of legends I would say more like 10 minutes but I will never understand this game's and similar games success and the popularity. How can anyone take a game with this control scheme seriously in a competitive environment.

>>384207791
Hotline Miami

I bought the hype and regretted it ever since. It's the most fucking tryhard edgy, repetitive piece of shit I've ever played.

>but git gud

I beat something like 3 levels (rather than floors) and just went "wow, this is literally the whole game, isn't it?"

>>384214301
It's 9pm on the west coast.

>>384207791
Assassin's Creed.

>>384209850
>Wiedźmin 2
>consolized

>>384207791
Watchdogs 2, First comment from one of the hackers right after tutorial.
>"Gender roles are so 20th century".
Dreamfall chapters
>15 fps with no heavy animation? are you fucking kidding me?
Prey
>System Shock: You've played this before
PUGS
>[insert any arma franchise mod]
Persona 5
>I don't give a shit, why am I suppose to give a shit?
Aurora
>I'll learn this later while I'm at work, 'working'.

Assassin's Creed Unity, thank God i got it for free.
Why Ubisoft can't make games where you just start and play, not having to sit through a bunch of boring cutscenes?

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>>384207791

>won't last 5 minutes

need sauce on that quote

portal 1 and portal 2
what a bunch of repetitive unfun crap

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>>384215910
>that image
I remember this countdown when it was less than a week in

>>384209850
Witcher series started to be good after console release. PC is dragging games down.

>>384208906
what turned you off from Ori?

>>384217903
I've actually never really liked platformers with environments that are very curved and organic looking. I like my platforms flat and simple.

Then again, I really didn't give it a fair shot. I'll give it another go

>>384218092
That's pretty understandable. I stuck with it because I loved the art style

to each their own though

I gave FF13 and Elder Scrolls Oblivion around 30 hours each but gave up on them both, only two games i won't even complete on principal because i found them both so awful.

>>384210921
I see another sucker exists. What a disappointment.

Saints Row 2
Meanwhile I have about twenty hours in the third

>>384219210
If you played it on PC without the Gentlemen of the Row mod, that's understandable.

>>384208220
>comparing diarrhea to shit

>>384208220
At least they've improved.
Morrowind --> Skyrim is nearly identical.

>Arch, the dinosaur shitshow.
Shit FPS, flashbacks to the worst parts of rust, buggy as fuck and just fucking retarded. Only game i've refunded, hope the guy that made it has a bad day.

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>>384207791
that one $40 DEEPshit game on steam where you do nothing but walk around solving puzzles. i torrented it, fired it up, and uninstalled not even a minute later.

>>384219398
I installed GOTR but it didn't fix shit
I'll try again sometime
Also I hate the voice selection. Bakers voice in 3/4 is sweet

>>384207791
nier automata in an hour
that's really short for me to give up usually I give games at least 3 hours

The Witcher

>>384208791
>takes less than 5 minutes to bust a nut
>he doesn't have to make 5 10/10 OC scenes before he can cum

boy i wish i was you, that shit takes hours

>>384207791
bomber man

I played they bleed pixels for 10 minutes and hated every moment of it and I haven't touched it since.

>>384208220
Witcher 1 combat could have been acceptable if they didnt manage to make RPG systems even more brain dead than the average dragon quest game

Bioware games.

People keep on telling me it's good for various reasons over the years and... eh

>>384207791
Depression Quest.

>>384207791

Red Steel 2

I got bored extremely fast no game has ever made me that bored.

>>384208420
>Divinity Original Sin
Fucking how?

Fallout New Vegas

>>384209141
>>384209850
TW1 has the worst combat system I've ever seen. II don't see how people can complain about 2 and 3 next to it. Even when the buggy and broken combat of the first game works, it's still boring as shit and uninspired. I would even go as far as to call TW1 a bad game. It's needlessly tedious, shallow, and only has some decent writing at times.

smt soul hackers but then i played sj, 4, devil survivor, 1. ill play it after i finish 2.

also a shit ton of nes games. most are trash

>>384214594
The music is addictive so yeah, git gud.

>>384214594
absolutely shit taste. Git gud.

>>384208420
> Shitting on Divinity.

Nice b8 m8

>>384207791
Some dota looking game someone introduced at a lan once. I think it was hots.
The guy was pretty nice and was obviously excited about it learning me how to play, but i wasn't really into it.

Gave me one of the best irl complements too, we were playing some opensource linux q3a clone and he was just like "wow dude, you're rocketgame is impossible to follow" after solo defending my teams node throughout the whole game.

Baldur's Gate. Then again, I only tried 1.

Kingdom hearts 3d.

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>>384207791
Sleeping Dogs.

Not like it's a bad game, but the size of subtitles just destroyed my eyes and there is no way to make them bigger.