What engine is life running on?

The God Engine™

>>384176481
African Savannah Ape, mk.1

>>384176481
nightmare engine

Real

The Soul Engine, sucking away the life force of anything born in it to fuel the infinite cycle of suffering in reality.

Reality 2.0

>>384176481
cryengine

>life patch 1.4
>fixed a glitch were obsevers werent able to notice where a particle was unless they observe it directly

The Matrix

Misery 3.0

>>384176481
>Fixed a bug involving CO2 having an effect on global temperature

>>384176481
unity

>every atom is a cpu
Reality has some damn strong hardware to pull all of this shit off

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tfw ur game gets hacked

gamebyro

>>384177789
>artist's vision vs modders.jpg

>>384176481
>UPDATE
>added in game factions called religions to increase game content for players

>your karma skill now decides what post game content you have access to

>we hope this will help players work together and welcome others into the community

>>384178765
>can only join one religion
What are the devs doing

>>384176481
build, obv

>>384178967
>tfw worship both greek and egyptian pantheon

They can't stop me.

>>384176481
its all perception

so your brain

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>>384178765
Poor misguided people, I went for Indusim + Christianity + Islam.
There's no stopping me, for I have undestood this reality and say behind the curtain of lies that the programmers prepared for us.
There is no such thing as postgame, this Life is like a Pokémon game, a fucking cashgrab pandering to nostalgia.

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>>384176481
How can I unlock this mount?

>>384178967

You can join multiple, but it fucks with the Karma system so you'll be at a disadvantage.

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>>384176481
Creation

>>384180716

grind asia rep

>permadeath
>f2p and p2w
>can only make one character
>can't pick your character's race or sex
>can't reroll
>only one server
>tutorial is 18 years long
is there a shittier game than this?

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>>384180949

>>384181341
be grateful you rolled a human and not some miserable character like pig or donkey

>>384181341
It's only shit because you're a shit player. Start the "Room Cleaning" main quest and all other secondary quests that comes with it. Might take a few years.

>>384181341
>>tutorial is 18 years long
only in first class areas, also you can quit the tutorial at certain points if you've got the basics down.
But unless you have high level friends or guild members then its pointless.

You can also change sex but only through mods and the mods for that suck and don't work decently unless you start at a low level, and even then it fucks with your character a bit.

>>384181341
At least the Dreamscape minigames are good.

God v7.777

>pick the gender with the best stats
>apparently the latest expansion that I started playing on nerfed it into the ground and now it's shit

Why does this always happen to me?

>>384181341
>P2W

How in the fuck is this game P2W? All the currency is obtained in-game. It is like you retards don't even play.

>>384182082
Some faggots have parents that get them pre-order extra content and remove grindkng for all intents and purposes

At least its the one game with a meaningful sleep mechanic. That shit is cool.

Real Engine 3.0

>>384182302
That isn't P2W, you retard. All the currency is still in-game. That is called twinking, where you give a low level account better stuff than they would have alone. And really, no new characters are going to survive without some twinking, it is a basic part of the game these days.

>>384180949
motherfucker

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One that never says the same, yet never really changes.

>>384182518
fuck yeah, that shit is awesome, better than the game itself, it should have its own spin off revolving around that mechanic.

>it deletes all your progress when you die
What the fuck is this? Not only is that bullshit, they just randomly kill you if your account gets too old. What's the point in even trying?

>>384176481
unity

>>384182863
>the fisherman's wife
Damn, they've been into NTR since day 1

>pick little girl class
>only availabe prestige class to evolve into is mega bitch
i pity all those poors souls who got duped by this shit

>>384177106
/thread

PvP in this game sucks, if you win you get sent to a boring zone with nothing to do for the rest of the game

>>384184217
If you play the police class you can PvP without any penalties

>>384184217
You have to join a guild to PvP dumbass, otherwise you're just PKing.

>>384184217
>PvPing out of the PvP areas

You must be at least lvl 18 to post here

>>384177368
underrated

>>384184217
*griefing in this game sucks
keep that shit to pvp zones, that's what they're for

>>384184426
I hear the police target you more if your character has dark skin.

>>384184881
go cry to the mods faggot

>>384184881
That's just because most grefiers prefer using black avatars, so mods and admins are more likely to doubt your innocence if you have dark skin too

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>>384177368

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_RwcGzGurc

>YFW LIFE IS LITERALLY A VIRTUAL FUCKING REALITY

>>384180716
Limited edition DLC

>Permadeath
Prove it.

>>384181341
at least you didn't roll nigger starting class

>tfw my character is bugged and has -10 CHA

>>384185339
The only player who was ever allowed to play with the same character AFTER their character died was the dev's son.

>>384181341
>permadeath

Should've joined the Hindu guild, fag.

Fellow team members are kind of annoying, but you get unlimited lives until you beat the game and join the ultimate post-game server.

>>384185760
>the same character

The theory is that you can't make new characters either though. But I hear there's a Chinaman who has managed to do that as well, but he's quitting the game soon.

>>384177368
qek

>>384181756
only fun part

>>384185570
>have shit starting CHA
>can't change it
>"just grind more money brah"
>"just dump on INT, brah, chicks love it"
>"'just take up a crafting skills brah"
>"just RP urself, brah"

BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

>>384176481
Unity 2

>Main game is so shit that everyone plays minigames and shitposts on the game forums instead
How do you fuck up this badly?

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>tfw INT build
>tfw to intelligent for dating

>>384186348
fucking everything is randomized in the main game so it's impossible to build up a viable strategy
at least in the minigames you know that time and effort will be rewarded

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What am I supposed to do if my character wont obey my orders? I tell it to work out to raise its STR stat but its fun level drops to 0 immediately and it just sits at the computer raising it instead.

>>384186789
lay off the consumables son
i hear that HoT applied in excess actually hurts your stats in the long run

>>384177141
underrated

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>tfw the kickstarter for the Mars expansion failed

about to start the marriage questline, any tips?

>>384187361
The guys playing the US right now are playing a pretty bad macro game. Good micro but may hurt them in the end game.

>>384187394
Don't, there's a chance that it'll glitch and you'll lose most of your money afterwards.

>>384187394
I've got a friend who wants to play. You mind doing the kid quest so he can roll a character?

>>384187394
Store all your gold in a separate account and make her sign the TOS to access it.

>>384187394
heavy RNG due to the matchmaking system. you might get a decent player or you'll end up with some troll who fucks you over and essentially cleans out your inventory while also stealing your pets and mounts, as well as any NPCs you might've summoned.

>>384177356
What happened with 1.0?

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>tfw no giant scorpion mount or even a dog-sized scorpion as a pet
Carboniferous Period 2 when?

>>384187854
Got updated to 2.0.

>>384177784
>implying you aren't all NPCs programmed to shitpost
nice try

>>384187854
Still running on an old server but no way for players to communicate between the two

>>384181341
>>can't reroll
You've already rolled human which is pretty fucking lucky, not to mention you're rich enough to be using a computer

>>384187854
Dinosaur characters were too large and overloaded servers.

>>384181572
>roll a scorpion
>nobody fucks with you because you are a fucking scorpion
>watch human shitters fight over bread

>>384181679
>Room Cleaning

Get lost Peterson

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Uhhhh....

I think i found a glitch...

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Expansion where everyone is a futa monstergirl and can choose which race when?

>>384188134
>roll a sub zero
>nobody fucks with you because you are a fucking sub zero
>watch scorpion shitters fight to bring people over to him

>>384185274
>takes 20 minutes to explain wave-particle duality.
>because the world behaves differently at the quantum scale, we must live in a computer.
>let me explain using an example of a human made machine that's barely analogous.
Doubtful.

Very heavily modified version of GoldSrc

>Character enjoys booze so keep drinking it to raise his happiness
>Now it lowers unless I constantly drink it
This a bug or something?

Why the FUCK are there so many server admins?!?!? I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY GAME!!

>still playing this shitty game after the cold war update
Fuck this unbalanced garbage, decades later and the devs STILL haven't nerfed the fucking nukes, pvp is fucking dead outside of third world servers and fuck playing against shitty negromancers and thiefs

>>384188642
>Server admins ban you for killing too many NPCs

What the fuck kind of cuck game is this?

>>384188394
>muh mods
You fags are worse than the feathered dinosaur fags

>>384188797
Retard, there are no NPCs in this game, those you killed were other players and PvP is forbidden in most zones.

>>384188639
>tfw you think it buffs CHA, but it actually saps DEX

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>384188316
Thats just a new summon they added during the Canada update

>>384188953
How was I supposed to know that???

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>yfw you realize this is a single player game

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>>384188228
I put unbelievable ammounts of effort into making that questline for you lazy fucks. Fucking play it.

>>384188762
game peaked during the WW2 event, no point in playing now

You can get a game over without dying you know. Hover over this spoiler to learn more.

You just lost the game.

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>>384176481
> game has monetary system
> promised super wide-open world
> can't actually access it due to lacking money
> you're supposed to get a job but a bug makes it difficult to actually get a job
> you only get one life

>>384189112
Probably the worst offender of the sandbox meme too, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to punish any fun, let alone make it affordable with the in-game gold?

>>384181730
kek'd

>>384189178
>merchan mains get too cheeky and start insulting the devs
>they create an entire update about fucking with their faction
>watching them scamming the shit out of each other and the community go with a bang
>switching to military class to literally be paid to kill merchants
>all those friends you made that haven't logged in years

>>384189084
Your parents, entourage and teachers should have told you about how the social aspects of the game works during your tutorial years.

>>384188016
>rich enough to be using a computer
nigga dead monkeys with ants for a brains have access to computers and the internet.

Real talk, homeless people own computers like come on.

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im thinking about signing out, the grind is too repetitive and im always alone

>>384189289
>Even with a job the cost of living is so high that you'll seldom get the right combination of free time and leftover money to actually make any meaningful travels abroad

>>384189526
join a guild, it makes things more fun, some minigames are shit and not worth it so remember to read the wiki for that, personally I think the marriage perks are not worth it but the new side quests they unlock can be fun

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>>384189012

>>384189512
You gotta be retarded to be homeless in this game, just grind for a job, yeah it takes a while but there are plenty of options for people who don't want to spend money to keep their hunger bar at a good level

Why do people play this game? All you do is grind. Shit sucks.

Creation Engine

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>>384176481
>stats aren't high enough to reach the procreation dlc with a good score
>available questlines for it are inferior to the ones running on the primitive, previous 2D engine

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>he joined canada server

This game has some crazy ass lore.

>tfw abandoned the college quest because it was too grindy

Did I fuck up? I feel like this might hurt me in the end game even though I did manage to get into a guild without the college achievement.

Is it a bug or are server updates not applied globally?

>unable to choose stats
>rolled low everything except luck
>stumble into an internship just because I'm related to my older brother
Would've offed myself sooner had it I rolled low luck desu.

>>384176481
Nepotism Engine

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Beastmaster here, when will the devs buff the sneks so they can be more competitive friendly? The poison and intimidation debuffs are nice but the low stats really get them pushed around by bird mains

>>384189832
>try to do prerequisite dating quest
>grindy and boring
>all of it to reach the next quest that will be even more boring and grindy
i realize i'm sacrificing my late game by choosing early game oriented strats but i'm just gonna hope the game balance has changed by then

>>384176481
>migrate to Canada server
>need to have 100 CHA to do anything because the native population has the beehive mindset trait
>spend all day on a bosnian iron welding website talking about videogames instead
this server sucks 2bh

>>384189909
I just started that quest, I feel like I'm doing it a little late, most people start it right after they finish the tutorial. I feel bad about everything I do because minmaxers will always do it better. I've heard that the grind isn't too bad if you pick a sub-quest chain that you're interested in.

>>384189606
>tfw found a glitch in the job system that teleports you to japan server
feels iikanji man.

>>384190146
I'm probably just gonna reroll when I reach the late game. This game just doesn't seem to have a great end game.

>>384189832
You don't need the dlc to procreate, just stop trying to min max the wrong stats and improve what you are already good at, no point on using a STR based set if your thing is INT

And always have CHA boosting accessories around, they help a lot with deals and can unlock new lines of dialogue when interacting with NPCs, I know this guy who literally married one of the tutorial girls not because he had high CHA but was good enough at crafting and literally just made himself a good accessory

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post yfw
>finding out about the masturbation mechanic at early level

>>384181341
Agreed. Thank fuck I spawned in a 1st world zone.

>>384190309
Most people I know who didn't do it right out of the tutorial gained the lazy debuff and lost the ability to pick the quest up and now they're stuck doing janitor-tier dailies.

>>384176481
They really need to nerf termites on the co2 emissions.

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>tfw you are too lazy to grind your combat and life skills
Why grinding is so boring and why the minigames are so fun?

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Admin here, ask me anything

>>384176481
I'm seriously thinking of quitting this game
>lvl 31
>never finished the tutorial
>still havent gotten a partner
>havent acquired the first kiss or lose your virginity achievements
>friends list is almost 0
>both mouse and monitor tools are sort of broken
>father npc forced me to go through the removal all of my worn out teeth cosmetics quest with the promise of a mouse reward
>never actually got the mouse reward
>now father npc keeps walking up to me and forcing the "go grind in the job industry map" dialogue
>accidentally locked myself out of that minigame that I liked to do
>no energy to look for a different minigame because both mouse and monitor are still broken
Walked into the toilet just a minute ago and I saw a bleach item in there.

>>384190732
When are you going to fix the middle eastern servers?

>>384190732
was jesus part of the dev team or was he just a hacker?

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>>384190732
Can you just fucking delete my character? I'm sick of playing this shit and cant find an agreeable way to delete myself

>>384190732
I think my character model is bugged. How do I get my hair back?

>>384190914
What's there to fix? They're serving their purpose as a dedicated PvP sandbox area pretty well.

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This game sucks. I want to log out, but I'm afraid of what comes after.

>>384191187
>tfw you've played the game for so long you don't know what you'd do if you weren't playing

>>384191187
>what comes after you log out the game
The real world obviously.

>>384191071
Rogaine cosmetic quest,eastern server

>Still can't join 'China' server, player limit reached.

post worst quests

>the divorce questline

I can't tell if I'm an NPC or a Player.

>>384191071
This is an old issue, google "numayl_rem.dll", download the file and place it in your models folder

This has good graphics but painfully generic and boring art direction.

>>384190929
He was a prominent team member in the alpha phase, but his account was banned after breaking the rules by resurrecting himself.

>>384191430
the one where your parents die to be honest

>>384187854
Nuclear war during the Cold War era, so they had to reboot the timeline, and now everything is weird as fuck.

>>384191585
Eh, the parts made by the A-team can be pretty good looking.

>>384191430
This is great if you are playing on easy mode though (female)

>>384190732
>>384188338

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>>384188134
>nobody fucks with you because you are a fucking scorpion

kek

>>384191585
GEN Z expansion has a horrible soundtrack. I still listen to the older expansion osts.

>>384191719
Why the fuck did they tie difficulty to character customization anyway? What the fuck were they thinking?

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>mfw all the good potions make you fat

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>>384191742
>meerkatfags

>>384191585
I will take boring over the new cosmetics they added, the new fashion sets are so fucking ugly I am wondering if they pick them at random

Is the college questline still worth doing?

>>384188316
report it

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Why the fuck is everyone on my server using this this thing? Is it an event item or something? I didn't read the latest newsletter.

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>>384191430
I spent 40 years building up that char and she took almost my entire stash of gold and gear and the mods were okay with it

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> game super imbalanced but players that were there before you try to rework the balance which makes it even harder
> born with low charisma
> official canon states two beta players fucked it up
> player base sucks, a lot of the players my age are degenerates
> there have been no official patches in thousands of years, as a result it's been running with fanmade mods and everything's a fucking broken mess
> 26 levels in and still no major achievements

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>>384191884
>ask for strong potions
>salesman denies me from purchasing it

>>384191041
Paying another player to kill you is the best way to not get banned for cheating

>>384192001
Yeah, I just logged on one day and it seemed like fucking everyone in the server had these items

>>384191789
True, best OST they added was back when the game was in 1.9.80 versions and after.

>>384192001
Yeah it was a recent update, lots of people jumped on because it was "new" but far as I can tell it has no stat increases and takes up a hand slot, definitely something to just keep in the bank as a joke item

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>tfw everyone has their mic on

>>384192001
They give +5 to Wit. Same as gum.

>try to take an upskirt screenshot of someone's character
>get banned
shit game

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>>384192196
I even missed out on the "dab" emote last season. I don't know how to keep up with the newer players on my server.

>>384192391
>banned for a panty shot
what shitty server are you playing on?

What's the point of the circumcision and mental illness stats? I fail to see how these add to the gameplay.

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>>384192353
>it's weird and creepy to keep your mic muted

>>384192353
>tfw your mic is broken so even when you do speak it's so quiet that people don't listen anyway

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At least the cooking mechanic is sorta fun

>>384181341
It's a rougelike you dunce. What did you expect?

>>384192790
The most useful crafting mechanic imo

>>384192790
The dish washing mini game kills it for me and I don't have room in my housing for an automatic dish washer

Why hasn't the admin done anything neat recently? I was reading the forums and the shit going on only a couple millennia ago sounds sick.

>>384192740
Fucking this, and NPC's all have some unique dialogue to make fun of it, wish the devs would replace the broken shit they sent me

>>384193107
I hear there's going to be a big PvP event fairly soon. I'm guessing the devs have gone stealth mode to work on the rumored apocalypse expansion.

>>384192623
>circumcision
It was originally created to avoid certain negative stats but the devs already removed that a long time ago, the feature still exists for some reason
>mental illness
Thats a negative stat that kicks in when your sanity is too low (the effect varies from character to character)

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>when you stop and think for a minute and try to understand how complex existence really is

how do I start the sex quest?

>>384193219
>apocalypse expansion.
Thats just a meme, they are probably going to skip episode two and go straight to Life 3

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>>384192740
>tfw your monitor is broken so you can't see a thing

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>17 years later
>The quest "Obtain a Girlfriend" is STILL bugged
When are they going to fucking fix this? Shit won't even initiate.

>>384193219
Apocalypse is vaporware
Everyone says it's arriving but it never does

>>384193107
we're in the age of awakening. things about to go down. just wait.

what's the strongest weapon in the game?

>>384193254
You are a bunch of chemicals being shocked by electricity in order to successfully pilot a meat robot stuck helplessly on a rock hurtling around in heartless space that circles a giant ball of plasma - your goal, as driven by the chemicals swirling around in you, is to stick a fleshy rod in a fleshy hole so you can make more meat robots because your body has planned obsolescence.

>>384193352
>tfw your monitor has blur and grain everywhere

>>384193416
The nuke, that's why so few players have access to it.

>>384193416
nukes but a handful of players keep hoarding all of them and never use them

>lol has anybody noticed the glitch where [something weird in physics] happens?! XD
>hopefully the devs fix it in the next patch!!! XDDD
Hilarious

>>384193107
>>384193219
Remember back when people thought there would be some huge expansion/event that would occur on December 21st, 2012? I wish the rumors were right.

>>384193371
They were going to make it a surprise but Jesus leaked a bunch of future updates so now we can't tell what is going to happen or not

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>>384193472
>Speakers are broken and make a constant whining noise

>>384193510
Can't believe people would come to that conclusion based on speculation from players that hadn't played the game in thousands of years. What were they thinking?

>>384193315
>>384193359
Bug(?) in the game makes it almost impossible past a certain level, try the "dating site" minigame, but even that gives shit rolls or outright doesn't work

>>384193532
>My Dad works for Reality and he said
What kills me is the fact that, even after leaking information, the dev STILL shows favor and even respawned Jesus after he was killed

>Want to explore the world
>Spawned in a tiny zone that's too expensive to leave thanks to guild leaders being incompetent

>>384193359
>>384193359
>Get Tinder
>Create an edgy character
>Swipe right every npc you encounter
>?????????

>>384193503
>>384193498
what about plague?

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>>384193359
>>384193729
>le it's bugged excuse
Git gud.

>>384193858
>explore the world
nigga this game ain't minecraft you can't just wander in one direction endlessly and always find food and shit you'll die first

>>384193906
The alchemist characters reached high enough level to make antidotes a while ago. Devs just added it more as a temporary event rather than something long term.

>>384193906
nerfed several expansions ago

>>384176481
physics

How do I get past the level 100 cap?

>>384176481
for me its Depression™

The New World expansion was a mistake.

>>384194092
fuck man, I loved plague meta since I had natural immunity

>>384193829
Because he WAS the dev, 2000 years ago the community was fucking shit and people were more worried about the virtual currency than actually playing the game, Xx_g0d_xX created a secondary account to make change from the inside without causing a shitstorm and driving people away, the public banning was just a way to cause an impression so people wouldn't forget how not to have fun wrong

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> You aren't the protagonist, you are only an NPC, therefore you are likely to stay in mostly one place and will not be the hero to save the world

>>384194242
what's the point in leveling anyway? you don't get any stats

>>384194242
stop feeding your character shit food and invest in fitness, find a server with good health support

>>384193107

Nothing exciting has happened since Version 9.1.1, where a group of hackers called xXal_QaedaXx deleted over 3000 accounts and removed two buildings assets from the game. I thought all the butt-hurt was hilarious from people on that server. Some people think the whole thing was conducted by admins though and that the "hacker story" was a cover up.

The downside was that fast travel is now more cumbersome because you have to wait in queue and remove all your equipped items. I think it's to make sure your not a hacker or something.

>>384194242
Opt out of the smoking loading screens
Manage your time micros better so that your character spends more time in the exercise minigame, you'll probably have to p2w a gym membership
Manage your budget better so that you spend more on healthy food
Make sure you log off and play God's experimental "Dream" game for at least eight hours every night, he gives you stuff for it

What's going to happen when the servers can't support all of the new players logging in?

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>>384192130
i fuckin hate this player run merchant shit

>>384194614
They make it pay to play.

>>384194284
Every expansion was a mistake, I'd rather we stayed with the original human server, living off of hunting, gathering and raping our cousins with a life expectancy of 25 years. Those were the days.

>>384194614
There's an ongoing event quest where players have to gather enough gold and research point and once the cap is reached it unlocks a couple of new servers.

>>384194614
Hopefully they actually start banning some of these chucklefucks, way too many abusing exploits and getting free money

>>384194614
I think a larger, more expansive sequel will probably come out and everyone will have to migrate. It'll be costly though and some people probably won't make the jump and keep playing the first game. It'll divide players for sure.

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>>384192130
>Being underleveled

>>384194614
>Admin offers incentives to get more players to join a little bit before he enforces server-wide extreme survival mode
Madman.

>>384194724
The real golden age was even earlier. Playing as a dinosaur was so fucking sick.

>>384194695
Wait, you mean it isn't pay to play right now?

>>384194727
That event quest unlocks the Space Expansion?
I can't believe it's been fully developed but we don't have access to it. Do you think the devs abandoned our game to go make a new one?

>>384194937
I think they made it near impossible to complete to get people to buy XP/gold boosts and make more shekels. They fucking ruined this game desu.

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>>384194727
Come on man, you don't really think those screenshots were actually from the Moon server, do you? That was obviously just some Earth assets placed together to give the illusion that the devs were actually working on something.

>Universe exploration event started over half a century ago
>Guild leaders are too busy farming gold from members to actually work on finishing it
What is wrong with these people?

>universe is infinitely bigger than the game world
>can't even explore it
wasted potential

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>>384194937
Pretty sure we were always just a test game for the devs to come up with and test a new engine before they moved on to a better game with the data gathered from ours
>Tfw we're the Xenoblade Chronicles X of the multiverse

>>384195084
Some players don't care what happens after their character dies since it's permadeath anyway. Sucks but not really much you can do about it without the admins cracking down.

>>384195038
They're so retarded. They forgot to bring over the star skybox and forgot to disable Earth physics on the flag they planted. Who fucking falls for this shit?

>>384187895
That scorpion would be great at eating crab/lobster

>>384195084
Even if they do complete it only new players will have access to it, all of us along with the guys working on unlocking it will probably have died from the long term effects of aging debuff. I feel like we need to find away to remove that first.

>>384195038
Players can dream, anon, PvP on a low-gravity server would be fun as hell, plus base-building would finally make the comeback it needed

>>384195197
Even if you could explore it, it seems the devs didn't have enough time/resources to build other interesting worlds anyway and there's just nothing out there but copy pasted rock and gas assets.

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>>384195197

>Every guild asks for achievements you can't have without already being in a guild

Are they ever going to fix this? I think an admin personally intervened to help me get into a guild but I fear for the next time I have to look for one.

>>384193416
Pashupatastra

>>384196021
>already in one
Lucky you anon. Can't you just use the achievements you get from this guild to help you find another? I'm still stuck in the collage quest chain, but I'm in a guild, just a part-time member though.

The game gets less and less fun every patch.
Typical MMO.

>>384187482
That guy stopped giving a fuck ages ago. His face has literally turned orange from Cheeto dust and now he just spends his time fucking with the other players.

>>384196265
>actually the second most powerful
What are you playing at anon?

>can't party up with low leveled players or you get banned
When are they going to fix this?

>>384196574
>What are you playing at anon
Pashu is the strongest dps, don't believe brahman meta

I hate this fucking game, all the fucking roleplayers, can you believe it? It's just a fucking game, chill out, people. I want to play casually, because i am not a tryhard child that need to prove something - grow up.

>>384196265
>>384196574
>>384196732

Can you explain the lore behind this? i skipped the dialogue and cutscenes and would like a tl;dr

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>Admins can literally force players into a guild war without asking their permission
How is this allowed?

>>384196957
That's legendary weapons, were banned because a single use can crash the whole server

>>384182883
oh man, my fucking sides

>>384187895
Dog sized scorpions would be fucking terrifying.

>>384197551
scorpion sized dogs mod when ?

>>384186348
>in reality everyone on /v/ are a bunch of casuals

>>384196916
>Chance to get kicked out of the free house if you take too long joining a guild
Literally the definition of artificial difficulty

>>384176481
a shit fucking engine considering shit starts to look pixelated as fuck at ~300 picometers which is fucking trash

then you get those weird vibrating things

talk to me when we get a better rendering that can do shit at .00001 pm

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>>384197634
>He doesn't know
check for downloads labeled "teacup"

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>>384198076
Speaking of visual glitches, what the fuck is this? How does this even happen?

>>384198234
>meme levels

haha you need water to survive I'm going to pretend like it's there even though it's on a level with zero water.

Like I'm really supposed to believe that.

When's that rumored nuclear war expansion coming? Things have been boring recently...

>>384198234
It's a bug turned "feature" related to the visual effects caused by hot air. its not usually an issue outside of desert regions, and the dev refuses to patch it. fuckin cinematic bullshit

>>384198234
It's a glitch where heat waves render textures of faraway objects.

>>384198565
Well if things get any worse between the American sever admin and North Korean ones it might be sooner than you think

>>384198565
Yeah I heard it's part of a multi-server wide refresh. It sucks to lose my account, but i never liked this game in the first place.

>>384198063
It's one of these autistic games where you have pretend you are having fun but actually everything is meaningless. Everything about this "game" or should i a
say suffering simulator is non inspired, repetitive, padded, bloated. Non existing balance, insane mechanics, zero immersion, stupid achievements - what were they thinking?
>inb4 git gud

>open-world, crafting, survival game
>the most played game ever

Wow, you guys play this trash?

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>>384198234
You think that's bad?

look at this shit

>>384198885

>open world

not if the new guild master builds those walls

>>384198885
There's quite literally nothing else to play. And it has some fun mini-games.

>>384198580
They were originally going to patch it out, but reddit rioted because they loved meming about it too much.
Once again, reddit ruins everything.

>>384198469
>Character goes on auto-pilot if thirst meter gets too high
>Starts eating whatever is around despite hurting you
Cool in concept but way too fucking annoying when you enter servers like this, none of the players like it either when the fuck are they gonna patch it out?

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>>384177141

>>384198817
>>384198885
Even fanfiction of this game is better then official content

>>384198970
I fucking hate blatant easter eggs like that, "i'am so clever, i put this thing where nobody isn't looking and hope it will become a meme"

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>devs thought putting a giant deathball for no fucking reason was a good idea

this shit is so overpriced

>>384199035
Let me activate your almonds, sir - there are tons of other games in other engines, and on other SYSTEMS. It is just covered up because of monopoly of reality mafia.

Who are the devs though? Heard they made a shit ton of other world maps that we can't even access?

>>384199363
Who fucking cares it's not like we're gonna ever get far enough down the space exploration path to ever even dream of maybe one day touching one of those

>>384199442
A jewish studio

>>384199363
They're probably just hinting at a space expansion

>>384176481
Conciousness and mass agreements between them.

>>384199442
It was originally developed by just one guy but now it's like an all-star crew of various indie devs.

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Where's the log out button?

>>384176481
A mother fucking american made hemi

>>384199964
For some reason the devs need you to jump through a shitload of hoops to do so, they probably did it to discourage people

Holy fuck! DO NOT GO TO THE AUSTRALIAN SERVER!

>>384197010
You're supposed to use your stealth skills to avoid going to war if this happens. Working as intended.

Suffering

i'm experiencing bugged relationship mechanics

>>384200292
You can also just wait and the game will log you out eventually if you don't do anything. I hear it happens super lategame as well, and it becomes hell to log back in if you're not specced into Hindu No clue why

>>384176593
The AI Director has been broken for years

>need to spend a few hours everyday doing nothing to replenish your energy
garbage mechanic

>>384200558
If your charisma stat is 0 the game hits a divide by 0 error and you literally become invisible to female players. This bug has been on the bug tracker for centuries. The devs don't give a shit, it might even be intended.

>>384184551
Nobody talks about the pvp guilds though. How the fuck do you expect me to find one?

>>384200614
>Need to spend 1/3rd of the day healing yourself
>Need to spend another 3rd doing dailies
>Remaining 3rd usually has to be spent buying consumables and other chores

What a shitty game.

What are the admins doing? Everything has turned to shit

>>384200871
>has turned to
Nostalgiafags are the worst - game was always shit

>>384200614
Dude fuck you, the dream realm is 1000000x better than the main game

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>Gay admins force me to give up my in-game currency to keep shit players in the game
Why do I have to do this? If they suck at the game so much, we should just let them quit.

>>384200871
America servers are pretty good as long as you don't have a mental illness debuff

>>384201172
It's fucking stupid that some people get debuffs that can't be removed as soon as they create their character though. What the fuck did the devs want them to do? Literally the only choice at that point is to reroll.

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mfw low charisma stat. Any methods or items to improve this?

>>384201132
I don't have that feature

>>384176481
Quantum Magic

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What mod is this?

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>All these cool planets with their own life and intelligence
>Can't visit them
This is the biggest tease I've ever seen, after the past versions being unplayable.

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>>384201375
The alcohol potion has a +CHR, -INT status effect, you might want to try it out.

I want the melee combat system back instead of the ranged crap we have now.
I mean yeah its still there but you'd gimp yourself to shit and back in large scale pvp if you don't use guns.
Fucking zero skill combat system catering to babies and casuals.

>>384177893
>gonna take the train hat to work tomorrow

how do I respec I'm not happy with my skill distribution I think there's a bug I have no points in anything

>>384201706
You have enough str to type and int to make a cohesive sentence so shits probably just bugged.
Make a ticket.

>>384201604
I hear the highest level PvP players still use a lot of melee but it's basically impossible to get into unless you've been building your character for it from the start

>>384176481
Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here’s a quick test: Have you ever lied, stolen, or used God’s name in vain? Jesus said,
“Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”
If you have done these things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart,
and the Bible warns that one day God will punish you in a terrible place called Hell.
But God is not willing that any should perish. Sinners broke God’s Law and Jesus paid their fine.
This means that God can legally dismiss their case:
“For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.”
Then Jesus rose from the dead, defeating death. Today, repent and trust Jesus, and God will give you eternal life as a free gift.
Then read the Bible daily and obey it. God will never fail you.

>tfw they won't bring back the 1990s server

>>384201132
I feel like the Dreamscape was built off the leftovers of another scrapped game. Dreamscape is the only section of this MMO that is strictly and entirely singleplayer
I'm not even sure why they put it in. Don't get me wrong, I love it and I would buy it as a standalone, I just don't understand why we have a singleplayer game-within-a-game in an MMO like this
Maybe it's some kind of apology for the extreme use-times related to the sleep mechanic.

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>>384177141

>>384202142
That's a good thing, that server aged like milk

>>384176481
Either Unity or Unreal3, its the only way to explain how shitty it is.

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>>384177141

>>384176919

>implying there will be a mk. 2

I had to pay for "Glasses" DLC so I could see at a decent resolution.

What kind of money grab shit is this?

How can I access the Dreamscape more often?
Making it chance based was a mistake
There are some weeks that I can access it almost daily but then I just can't

>>384204061
you need the comatose debuff

>>384203804
>you could spend thousands and thousands of dollars to learn every tutorial, fix every possible bug with your character, and do everything possible to set yourself up for endgame, only to have your character get deleted by an RNG event
the devs of this game are fucking monsters

>>384187394

it's been bugged since version 1.9.9.6, don't even bother desu

>>384204061
There's ways to improve your odds with RNG Manip

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My character is a fag and I have people telling me its a choice in the settings menu, but I can't find the sexuality options, can someone post a pic of it???

>>384204396
Teach me senpai

Any good speedruns of this game?

>>384189178

this desu, cold war expansion was fucking aids and now no one explores jackshit, they just camp in their spawn zone and stay there for 80+ levels without ever trading or questing, what the fuck is wrong with these casuals

Also I don't why so many people play this game.

Two in game player characters have to send you an invite before you can even start playing. Who thought of this?

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>>384204630

>>384204630
Due to the early debuffs, semi-automated control system, and the requirement that other players assist you as part of your tutorial (and their questline), speedruns are usually out of the primary player's control
As a result, the types of spergs who care about such things usually go for High Score runs or other forms of record-breaking.

>Played too late to participate in the Americas expansion
>Space exploration expansion is postponed indefinitely
>Server might close due to player incompetence

Well, fuck. What do I play now?

>>384205221
>you will never beat the random PVP FFA score
Feels bad man

>>384204552
It's hidden cause devs are retarded, to get around it and pick a female in the dating sidequest you'll need to jump through some hoops and suffer some debuffs. How long those debuffs stay is rng, but at least you get a shot at the "new generation" achievement