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What was his fucking problem?

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What was his fucking problem?
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Marketers paid by Netflix shilling a shit show
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Hadn't met his wife yet
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>>384172242
What the fuck is YOUR problem?
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>>384172242
>Squall.jpg
Literal autism
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>>384172242
The townspeople kicked him out of the country because they were afraid of his super-human power.
Suddenly they come crawling back to him after that bad person who used sorcery to create a bad world full of evil started shit again.
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Because he believed in SCIENCE
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>>384173534
>Rub salt into your iron swords
>It kills demons
>Science
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>>384172242
Pretty much everyone but him is a moron.
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Before someone makes the bait shitpost and derails the thread

>Demon that kills the Bishop heavily implies that the only reason he's able to enter a church is because God is pissed at the Bishop
>The actual ordained priest that creates legit holy water
>The Vampire Killer is consecrated
>The Catholic church was one of the most corrupt organizations in history at that point in time, the """priests""" with weapons make sense
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>>384172242
Hangover
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It never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit that triggers fags on this site
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>excommunicated
>lost his family pride
>lost his family in general
>is now considered a "bad guy"
>can't just drink without some drunkards trying to start a fight for no reason but the shit on my shirt
>getting hit in the balls all the time

Hmmmm
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>>384174467
>missed out on getting pee instead of beer
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>>384174126

christian =/= catholic
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>>384174126
Too late>>384174147

Can we tell Christcucks to fuck off again? Has everyone finally gotten tired of le fedora meme? You know its /pol/ pushing this "4chan users are christians" meme right? The same board that has surpassed /b/ as the official newfag gateway?
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>no Grant
IT'S SHIT
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>>384174968
You know it took years of their shit to make me not like /pol/. Unlike neofag tourists I don't care if they rant about niggers and jews. What I do care is when newshits flood in and lower the quality of other boards. Also I didn't mention Trump or any other political leaning.
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>>384175389
You first https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/
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If the second season still focuses on the evil church bullshit and not actually being about fighting Dracula's army, you know likes the games, than will people still be making excuses?
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The church guys did nothing wrong.

>World was attacked by hell and there's a field of crucified human and demon corpses outside the perpetrator's mansion to prove it.
>Magic man got bored of murdering humanity. Church declares noone is allowed to talk or shit-disturb him in any way.
>Thousand years later, woman decides she'll be a shit-disturber.
>Church kills her for trying to get the demon man going again.
>Immortal wizard gets mad anyways, showering the Earth in demons to murder and terrorize all humanity.
>Church still gets criticized for not believing in SCIENCE while the literal gates of hell have opened in their town.
>Churchmen are still criticized for believing God will save them while the priests make consecrated weapons and motherfucking HOLY WATER that are the best way to defeat the demons.

If the writers wanted to shit all over Christianity, then they should do it in a show that's not about angels and demons fighting
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>>384175706
Typed what out? The link? I just copied and pasted it. Quit telling me to go to websites I don't go to.
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>>384175790
You've never played a castlevania game in your life.
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>>384175790
They didn't shit on Christianity, they were shitting on the corrupt that occupy literally every large-scale organization. They wouldn't have included the scene with the demon and bishop and the holy water otherwise
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>>384173983
more scientific than praying the demons away
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>>384176178
To provide you with a link friend, nice reddit spacing by the way. So first I was reddit, then neogaf, now I'm a left wing netflix marketer, wow.
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>>384176628
But that's right, you low Iq trash

I would be unsurprised if you were truly one of the gods chosen people
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>>384175790
You misinterpreted a lot. It's not Christianity that's being shit on, it's only the Bishop and his croons. As you said, Holy water, consecrated weapons and such work, so clearly the belief is fine, it's merely the humans within the religion that are the problem.
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>>384176779
>putting a space after you greentext
Thats a legit redditor thing to do, enough with the facade.
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>>384172242
The ignorance and arrogance of humanity can bring a man of any quality down to cynicism and alcoholism.

I'm looking forward to season 2 so fucking badly though, I hope Warren has enough balls to not listen to a shred of journalist bullshit and continues on with the same thematic focus and quality that season 1 had.
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>>384177094
Dude, the script has been done for a long time.

The whole thing probably even finished by now. Relax. This shit has been in the cooker for more than 10 years. Koji Igarashi was heavily involved in the writing. It's gonna be good.
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>>384176385
Are we watching the same show? First couple episodes are the church murdering old men and women for thinking differently, then a fire man pops out and says God isn't real and your all going to die for believing in god. Then the head bishop is killed by demons as he praises god.
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>>384177179
Is there greentexting on reddit?
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I find this show to be true art
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>>384177546
>>384177612
>reddity
>fedora maymays
Get the fuck out you insecure christcuck.
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When did a board and site with so many edgy neet users into furries, bara, traps, shemales and floor tiles become such devout christians?
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How can christcucks get so triggered by a chinese cartoon based in the fictional world of a spoopy Video game?
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>>384177387
>then a fire man pops out and says God isn't real and your all going to die for believing in god
That is blatantly false.

>>384177716
/v/ is contrarian by nature. Being Atheist is hip nowadays.
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>>384177794
Right if only they were enlightened reddit users like us
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>>384177716
/pol/.
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While I personally never played a single installment of the Castlevania series, I highly enjoyed this masterpiece of animation! It encourages intellectualism and free though guided by science and shows us the evil and folly ways of following silly superstitions made up by evil backwards clergymen. The first minutes were such a powerful statement about science and feminism, I was so touched when Dracula's bellowed spouse fell victim to the ignorant sheepel hordes and their clerical charlatans! Truly shows us how disgusting and vile the church is to us free thinkers! Belmont's witty and clever humor brought me to tears from laughter! The animation is spectacular! Its so cinematic! I can only recommend watching this marvelous love letter to the enlightenment to any of my fellow intellectuals out there! I can't wait for Season 2!
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>>384177546
Iga's had nothing to do with castlekino for a long time

Probably why this show finally got produced
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Castlevania is probably the most positive portrayal of christianity in videogames.
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>>384177387
>then a fire man pops out and says God isn't real and your all going to die for believing in god.
Never happened


>Then the head bishop is killed by demons as he praises god.
Head bishop is abandoned by god, because he is a gigantic cunt you idiot. If he was still protected by god in that scene, you could say the series was badmouthing christianity.
Also the only reason they won against the demons is because of holy water, which water blessed by the christian god, through christian priests so the series still holds god in a pretty high regard all things considered.
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>>384178036
You realize you sound like a beta orbiter right now, right? You're probably a cuck, too.
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The last episode was really rushed, Alucard should have been left to the second season.

I wish we could talk about things outside the muh portrayal of religion, but whatever.
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>>384177387
>Then the head bishop is killed by demons as he praises god.
Are we? Did you miss the 2 minute dialogue between the demon and bishop before he's killed? The demon clearly clarifies that God's love is not unconditional(i.e. doesn't extend to the corrupt) and that the bishop alone is responsible for inciting dracula's armies. The bishop himself essentially states that he's a power hungry faggot("I will be the church")
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>>384177716
4chan is counter-culture, but it adapts very slowly to culture.
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>>384178083
Nah, demons are killed by a blessed whip and holy water.
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>>384177869
>reddit memes and strawmen
Is it because you devoted your life to fiction, that you take perceived insults from it very seriously. Go Protest some Mohammed carricatures you son oft a desert Religion.
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>>384173983
The Belmonts did experiments to discover various monster weaknesses, nigga that's science.
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>>384178128
Considering this whole thing is a test to see if people are even interested in a Castlevania animation, I'm guessing they wanted all the basic aspect introduced.
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>>384178419
Probably about as much as you are.
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>bible thumpers in every thread
>all over /his/, /lit/ and /pol/ and probably other boards
I don't fucking understanding. What's next, we will have genuine threads supporting Jack Thompson? This shit is probably the most baffling thing that ever happened to this site.
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The Dialogue between characters in this series was absolutely dreadful.
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>>384178419
By who? Atheism +?
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>can tie something very vaguely to modern day politics
>every single discussion of this thing is now overwhelmed by low-quality ironic rusemasters shitting up the threads for (You)s
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>>384178538
well it is written by a capeshit author
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I did get tired of le church is evil meme.

That shit was 80% of it, we could have had more time dedicated to Dracula and show some of the iconic creatures from the game, and we couldn't see any of the iconic weapons like holy water until the last few moments because of it.

Everything besides episode 1 and 4 felt like filler.
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>>384178128
I just made this thread to see if anyone agreed that he looks like Squall. Didn't expect a big religion argument.
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>>384172242
I found him very annoying to listen to

I was about ready to drop the show until Alucard showed up
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>>384178538
I thought it was good outside of edgy for the sake edgy scenes and cursing.
You can't tell me that I'm just buzzwording when there's a scene about goat fucking.
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>>384178710
>redditor rick and morty tier "LOL FUCK GOD AMIRITE" marxist retardation
wat

Thank fucking god that I find that hard to understand, otherwise I would probably consider killing myself for being so out of touch with reality.
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>>384178710
>no punctuation
>no capitalization

I don't know who this we is you're referencing, but it sure as hell isn't us.
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>>384178710
You know the church has been the villain in games going back to the early to mid 90s right? Or are you too underaged to have played those games. Castlevania is a positive portrayal for the church especially for a game made in Japan.
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I wish this was actually done by Japan so all threads wouldn't derail into religious debates.
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>>384178516

Contrarians. Being right wing/religious is some millennials way of revolting against the system. It's weird as hell.
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>>384178996
If it contained the exact same content, it still would. Most are under the impression that this is a japanese production
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>>384178516

Jack Thompson hate is a meme.

He was a blessing compared to what we see nowadays.

He just wanted kids to stop playing M rated games, he would have killed CoD kiddies.
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>>384178419
not an argument
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>>384178996
It might as well have been. What's in the show is what was adapted from the Japanese games, and overall they didn't take too many liberties.
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>>384179229

If this was by Japan, we'd only get the witch burning scene at most.

They would have made it actually like the games and have the main villain be Dracula.
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>>384176475
>get a priest to pray to a bucket of water
>it hurts demons

It really sciences your brains
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>>384172242
Church is corrupt as fuck. His family gets excommunicated and outright hated by the people for having magical powers that can beat Dracula and all that shit. Shit hits the fan, he tries to help but the church still shits on him for so much as existing.
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>>384179451
Go ahead and list all those things that are too far fetched to have any existing basis in the games. I'll destroy them for you since I've been playing the games longer than you've been alive.
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>>384172242
>got excommunicated because his family kicked too much monster ass
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>>384179451
>>384179465
Seriously? Castlevania 3 and a bit of SOTN are an obvious foundation for the plot
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>>384178419
not enough
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>>384174147
>He literally doesn't know about SHaft, who is only called "Evil Priest" in Rondo
>He pretends to care about Castlevania
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>>384174968
please kill yourself and anybody that tolerates you
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>>384172242
The church excomulgated his family and confiscated their lands and properties.
I'd be pretty pissed if that happened to me, m8.
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The fuck do you mean, what was his fucking problem? Are you fucking dense? He literally spent three episodes talking about how his family was murdered by a mad mob beset by the church, and how they had a formal rite excommunicating his blood in the eyes of God.

Literally, it is what his character was entirely about, and getting over it took all 4 episodes.

Fucking christ, what the shit are you virgin faggots fucking complaining about now.

Stop being such contrarian hipsters for two fucking seconds.
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>>384178710
>we are not christians

lol
I randomly get uber-salty at the unfavorable depiction of the cult oft Athena via a pop culture piece showing a fictional parallel universe as well, fellow redditor.
Beides, historically speaking the church over its long existence committed most oft the vices shown, so even Form that perspective there's zero substance to your whining (not that I would ever take a children's cartoon for valid criticism anyways).

At all the bible thumpers beging whiny about the edgyness and citicism oft the bible: this must be your first anike
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>>384172242
He literally can't get a drink without the locals wanting to murder him.
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>>384179773

Which is why I said we would've gotten the witch burning scene at most.

The rest of it probably would have taken place IN Castlevania, with a brief intro of Trevor fucking up skeletons in a village while Vampire Killer played.
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>>384179926
Not even got over, just willing to help.
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>the Catholic "Church" has nothing to do with Christ, is corrupt and evil and brings forth destruction and death
Just like the whore of Babylon in real life!
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>>384179790
You will never be this mad.
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>>384179958
To be fair with the retarded tranny, it is possible he's not a christian. /pol/roaches are just the culmination of years of contrarianism, the apex contrarian. A "enemy" likes something? That means they have to hate it. The "enemy" hates something? This thing is now utterly loved and defended. It doesn't matter how fucking retarded it is. Hell, just take a look at the Net Neutrality threads there, or don't if you value your sanity.

I'm sincerely surprised that they aren't starting to become flat-earthers, although I think it's a matter of time.
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>>384180448
You gave no argument to concede to.
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>>384179958
Calm down anon, its just clickbait header to start a thread about it. You should know how it goes by now.
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>>384172374
>/a/utists being made this isn't a japanese show
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>>384179790
Are you on the spectrum?
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I thought this was pretty good, but the shills are ruining it for me.
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>>384180583
Please more epic meme frog dude so I can print it and show it to those liberuls!
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somebody make a not-shit castlevania thread that isn't hick bait
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>>384180834
/pol/ was a mistake, holy shit.
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>>384180857

*Clickbait
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>>384180985
It was right the first time.
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>>384180985
no
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>>384174818
Silence, heathen scum
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>>384181024
no starting your post with le epic means you're autistic
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Can some /a/utist tell me why this isn't considered anime?
Feels and looks pretty goddamn anime to me

Spoilers: Non-japanese animation can be anime
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Boring as fuck
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>>384181052
>>384181073

No, I made that post, it was meant to be Clickbait.
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>>384172242
He said it many times.
No one likes his family anymore and want them dead.
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>>384181212
>Non-japanese animation can be anime
By definition it can't be. But in casual conversation I don't see a problem in just calling it an anime. No one cares really.
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NOTHING WRONG
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>>384180590
Actually it was drawn by asians
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>>384181212
>Can some /a/utist tell me why this isn't considered anime?

I don't why people shit their pants over this, but anime is cartoon in japanese, it's all the same shit
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>>384180590
It wouldn't be a shit show if it was made by the Japanese(actually competent people)

>>384181212
>Non-japanese animation can be anime
No. It can't
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>>384181347
>>384181478
very good video on the subject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFtfDK39ZhI&ab_channel=Mother%27sBasement
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>>384181212
> Non-japanese animation can be anime
Maybe if we are using the actual definition of anime sure. But in that case there is no reason to define anything as anime like it's some different genre.
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>>384181556
No it really isn't. In fact you're such a fucling loser for posting that so fast aMD for probably havin it favorited
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>>384181342
>start your post with le epic like ironic reddit speak helps your argument at all
>no u
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>>384181672
Actually try watching the video, and if you have, please explain why it doesn't make a good point.

And nah, I don't have it favorited, I just knew I'd be linking it.
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What's wrong with varian?
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>>384174586

Some drawfag should make a pic of Trevor downing a pint of "beer" and complimenting its flavour, with Sypha giggling in the background.
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>grand total of three different monsters
>none of which are skeletons

it's a shit show just for that
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>>384182520
>4 episodes
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>>384182520

>Implying Drac isn't liberating his skelebros from their fleshy prisons
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>this thread
Fuck this gay earth.
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>>384182520
I'm sure season 2 will have a fair amount of skeles
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>>384180372
But anon I am (moderate) pol
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>>384172242
Why does he look almost spot on like Varian Wrynn from WoW?
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>tfw americans are better at anime than japs are
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>/pol/ defending christianity
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>>384182512
I would drink her pee.
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>>384181309
Cute, but I know that you didn't.
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>yfw they're going full berserk animation style next season
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>>384182512

I want to see a threesome of Alucard, Trevor Sypha fucking like animals for the whole episode.

After sex Sypha will give'em so much beer to Trevor and Alucard that they will forget their whole purpose in killing Dracula.
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>>384183374
no, you're lazy idiots with too much of an unearned ego to do any basic research about whatever you choose to start screeching at
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>>384183374

You do know that the creator of the show is a 4chan poster who talks shit on reddit right?
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>>384183374
>fuck god
oh this is bait
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>>384183094
Turns out white guy with anime hair and a scar isn't that interesting of a design, he also takes off his coat to reveal his actual outfit so I guess he doesn't?
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>>384174818
>Thinks that is Martin Luther King

Psshh, silly Europeans. MLK is a black guy that saved the jews!
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>>384183078
PSHA
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>>384172242
Church got jealous some random family was doing a better job than they were at killing demons.
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>>384172242
WHY WHERE THERE CATHOLICS IN WALLACHIA???
THEY SHOULD BE ORTHODOX PATRIARCHS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>384183847
Good bait but the show never shits on God
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>>384183427
>yfw threesome sex scenes will become uncensored
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>>384183015
an autistic woman who spent her entire life becoming a living record of memes
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>>384183847

But I'm not talking about Castlevania, I'm talking about the dumg nigger who says "leddit ricky and morty" when the creator is an active 4chan poster who constantly shits on reddit when asked about it.
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>>384183428
can vampires get drunk?
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>>384183847
you know all those hundreds of people you've called shills? would it surprise you that likely none of them were?
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>>384174830
>>384179865

So all the boogeyman posting is going to recede back to its usual levels once summer is over, right?
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>>384184127
Didn't Alucard bleed? Therefore he has a working circulatory system and therefore he can get drunk.
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>>384184127
A movie called "Vampiros en la habana" showed vampires drink alcoholic's blood to get drunk.

With different varieties like rum, Brandy, and vodka.
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>>384172242
Dude leave my scrote alone bruh lmao
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>>384174818
You mean catholic = christian but christian =/= catholic.
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>>384183260
Far right America is dominated by redneck Christians.
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I can't believe anyone in this thread actually believes the point of the religious stuff in Netflixvania was just to shit on Christianity. The Catholic Church itself was corrupt as shit, Christianity itself was fine. I mean fuck you even have priest making legit holy water. In that time period is when the Church was at it's most corrupt, like fuck this is shortly before the fucking Borgia became the Pope.

Not to mention that stuff with Lisa is completely canon to the games and happened exactly as it did in the first episode. She was burned for being a witch while the witch trials where going on and Drac decided he'd wage war on humanity because of it.
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How's your finger?
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>>384177279
It was cancelled and revived. They haven't been working on it for ten years. Only these four episodes were already scripted.
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>>384187160
> I mean fuck you even have priest making legit holy water.
Fucking this exactly. If they really are as anti-religion as people claim, some priest would have probably proposed to 'bless some holy water' for the cause, to which Trevor condescendingly responds with a snide remark about REAL holy water being a mix of chemicals, made with SCIENCE, not phony prayers.

It's not about bashing religion, it's about bashing the corrupt church
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So we can all agree that Trevor won that fight right?
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>384187403(You)
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>>384187160
This desu.
Anybody complaining is a confirmed low IQ retard.

>>384187530
Yes.
He's Trevor fucking Belmont, and has never lost a fight.
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>>384187459
I feel like anyone who says otherwise legit doesn't know history, or is a contrarian/troll.
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>>384187582
>because anyone saying anything positive is a shill
This is why I seldom visit /v/
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>>384187619
HUREEEEEEEEEUGH!
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>>384187619
>>384187660
>>384187719
You must be really desperate for that money, huh?
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>>384187834
Keep reeling
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>>384187834
Yes, I am, but I'm not shilling this, I'm shilling other things.
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>>384187403
>le legeun mentality
cuck
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>>384187719
No, seriously. How much? 20 cents per shitpost?
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>>384183427
>Berserk
>Animation
>Style
Pick one
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>384187834
You don't deserve a (You)
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post that pic of Sylpha saying she'll pee in a bucket and give it to Trevor to drink , I need to fap to it again
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>>384187925
>>384187928
Didn't anyone ever teach you to not respond to trolls?
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>>384188027
>>384187834
fixed
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>>384188032
It's been posted already
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>fat drunkard punches paying customer who doesn't want any trouble in the face
>don't make a move
>paying customer stops another attack and gently knocks drunkard to the floor
>get all pissed off and attack paying customer
fuck that barkeep
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So what fights are you expecting from Season 2?
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>you will never drink Sypha's hot yellow girl soup
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>>384177936
IGA actually gave notes on and approved everything in it. Including the evil bishop and the conversation about goat fucking. Although that was ten years ago. I assume IGA hasn't had any input since it's revival, but the script has had only very minor changes, to accommodate being four episodes instead of a 80 minute long film like it was originally planned to be.
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>>384188102
That's basically saying "Don't post on /v/ unless you're talking to yourself."
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I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on in this stupid board anymore.
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>>384188102
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>>384187834
the thing that really disturbs me with this bait is that i know there are people out there who genuinely believe that /v/ should be a polar opposite of reddit where rather than being a circlejerk of positive opinions where negative opinions are shunned, it's instead a circlejerk of negative opinions where positive opinions are shunned, this is supposed to be a board of discussion, you don't get that if you don't view both the positives and the flaws, and a surprisingly large amount of people honestly do not realize this.
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>>384188178
Well, the drunkards are most likely his most profitable customers, considering they live there and the random dude they're beating on is from a family that everyone hates.

Really, he made the best decision he could as a businessman
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>>384175790
>The church guys did nothing wrong.
Neither did Dracula
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>>384188398
Well basically. /v/ has become a total shithole. It's filled with nothing besides trolls and depressed fucks who actually think saying anything positive about ANYTHING is shilling.
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>>384188285
Another drunk bar fight.
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>>384188692
>the hate this show is getting is justified
Why other then "but it tried to makes christianity look bad"
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>>384188692
t. The Bishop
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>>384188692
>the hate this show is getting is justified
For what reason? Other than the "it makes Christianity look bad even though it's been proven it doesn't" angle
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>>384188902
>it's unfaithful to the source material.
You've yet to say how
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>>384177387
The fire man pops out and says everything bad that's about to happen is because they killed his wife you fucking mongoloid, they never ever said anything along the lines of "this is happening because u believe in god"
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>>384188692
>the hate this show is getting is justified
Why though? It has good animation, good voice acting, really nice cinematography, enjoyable characters, an alright story and good action scenes.
So it's worthy of hating because people think portraying a corrupt organization as bad people is attacking their religion, which the show also supports as being true?
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>>384188569
You point being? I would drink Sypha's urine flavoured beer straight from her tap.
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>>384188692
There are definitely flaws with it, but the way its handling christianity is not one of them.
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>>384188902
But it isn't?
I mean, it's not 100% accurate but that's impossible to do with a video game unless it's a literal non-game in the first place.
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>>384187834
How fucking stubborn can you get:
-SoTN established that Dracula's wife was burned for being a witch despite being innocent and generally likeable person
-Cartoon blames everything on cabal of power-hungry priests and not the entire institution
-This is somehow as bad as Rick and Morty
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>>384189105
I feel like you said pretty much nothing
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>>384188692
I can see calling it mediocre, because it is. It's not a stellar example of animation or writing. But it's as faithful to the video games as an adaptation is ever gonna be, and it exceeded my expectations in terms of not being afraid to show the darker side of gothic horror the series is founded on, which is nice. Nothing about it warrants hatred.
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>>384189105
>the atmosphere and tone are completely off
It's based off an NES game, what did you expect?
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>>384189141
STOP RESPONDING TO BAIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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>>384189105
>muh atmosphere
>muh reddit bait
nice non-answer
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>>384188902
>anyone who's played the games will likely dislike it.
Wrong.
I played the games and I LOVED this show.
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>>384189252
>EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME IS A REDDITOR!!!!

Are you 12?
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>>384188902
I love every game in the series. Including black sheep like Castlevania 64.
I also like this show.
Fight me.
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>yfw that kiss
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>>384189232
It's not a bait. People on /pol/ really think that.
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>>384189386
I'm gonna market my dick in your ass.
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>>384178419
Senpai Trevor has a consecrated whip, tells a priest to use holy water, and lets the townspeople know that salt kills demons, how in any way is that a negative portrayal of christianity???

The negativity towards the OTHER priests is because they are corrupt and don't actually practice their religion properly.

I don't see how any of this is fedora, the people labeling it as such just saw one episode and called it a day, it seems. Or you somehow got confused from the simple plot of a cartoon on Netflix.
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>>384188102

>>384188398

>>384188615

>>384188489

>>384189232

>i disagree with you are a troll

Here's a better website for you:

Reddit.org
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>>384188902
>it's unfaithful to the source material.
>Lisa backstory is ripped straight from the games
>Sypha is petrified and you have to beat a Cyclops to save her just like in the game
>Getting Alucard to join in a level filled with gears after fighting him
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>>384189610
I have literally nothing better to do while I eat and wait for Smash Bros. evo to end.
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>>384189523
STOP

RESPONDING

TO THE OBVIOUS BAIT
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>>384178747
It always happen

This is the standard shitposting that goes on for this topic
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>>384189714
>for this topic
try this whole board
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>people think this is anime
but why?
it doesn't look anything like anime.
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>>384177794
>Chinese cartoon
Even though it has an anime art style it was actually made in America by Americans. It was even produced by the same production company that produced Fairly Oddparents.
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>>384189931
What Splatoon thread has shitposts about Christianity?

I'm talking about the specific type of shitposting that happen
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>>384189852
No, dumbass. I'm waiting for it to end because I don't want it.
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The more important question is:
Is there any porn of Sypha yet?
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>>384190086
I'm not talking about christianity shitposting exactly, but the board is full of this kind of shit, and you know it.
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It's amazing how one persistent shitposter can shit up an entire thread
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>>384190030
Look at the main characters and tell me they don't look like anime characters

But it's because it's a Castlevania animation plus you have idiots praising the Japanese dub to help confuse people even further
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>>384177932
This is /v/, your praise and optimism are not welcome here.
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>>384190325
They don't.
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>>384188620
Don't think it will happen again, Trevor's whipping himself back into shape now that he's got a purpose again and some comrades.

I want to see another vampire introduced though, like Olrox. It would be fucking cool if the werewolf and minotaur were in it as well, or a doppleganger fight.
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>>384190325
>Look at the main characters and tell me they don't look like anime characters
They dont
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>>384190325
Is Japanese dub really good? I might watch it since my biggest concern about the series was voice acting. Especially Belmont.
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>>384190369
>taking obvious falseflagging seriously
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>>384190298
Its amazing how little mods actually do on this board sometimes
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>>384189415
Why boner?
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>>384190369
Isn't Neptunia mostly about masturbating over how awesome video games are?
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>>384172242
This show over yet for the season or still going? Ain't watching this shit mid-way.
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>>384190298
It's been happening in the past three castlevania threads I've been in. A real shame.
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>>384190865
Do you even know how Netflix works?
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>>384189610
Because who's going to respond to an autist who bothers scanning the thread intently for posts they think they can flag as a possible shill?

You've been relentlessly commenting on every single positive post as if your life depends on it, how much good boy points are you being paid? Do you still not have enough for those goddamn tendies?
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>>384190407
>>384190538
Above is anime
Below is not, apparently
Care to elaborate why?
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>>384191015
Actually above is a manga
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>>384190962
>implying I have Netflix
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>>384191065
That has an anime adaptation
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I just finished watching the episodes and wanted to talk about it.
Instead its another episode of retarded "political"shitstorm
>>384190369
>praise and optimism
Its literally a bait post

I just want to talk about fucking castlevania cartoon
I loved how they went directly for 3, which is my fav chapter.
Will Grant be in it? every promotional image shows only atrevor, alucard and Bitch.
>>384190689
>bishop is lower than demons, and they come to thank him before killing him

Couldt have asked for a better death scene.
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>>384191153
Their post style is consistent as fuck and they keep appending "sad" to the beginning or the end of every post.

Yes I'm beginning to believe that now. I've been on /v/ long enough to know that some people are dedicated enough to respond to every post within an inch of their life.

Remember barneyfag? This guy reminds me of that.
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>>384190636
Nigger, the "mods" let 651 posts 251 images literal copy-pasted /pol/ Donald Trump generals thread live on the daily. It's pretty obvious that none of the mods, IF they exist, gives a single fuck about the board or its quality. Otherwise why would they leave daily literal shitposting or consolewarring threads alive when they're clearly against the established rules?

We need real mods that really enforce the "quality of post" rule, but sadly we'll never get any.
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>>384191164
If you're going to try to make a shitty point you could at least get an image from the anime.
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>>384191112
Doesn't mean you have to be ignorant of how it works.
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>>384191153
sure feels like babby's first samefag bait
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>>384191306
>Will Grant be in it?
Warren Ellis doesn't like Grant because he hates his last name and thinks its stupid.
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>>384191301
I'm a mobile poster who only played Symphony of the Night and I can't say I didn't enjoy the show, but in the end it wasn't that good and I don't know how well it measured up compared to the stories of the other games, it's hilarious to me that you'd call me a shill though.
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>>384191395
That was the best image I could quickly find of the main characters. Getting an image from the anime would make a for a better image though, as they look even more alike then,
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>>384189625
>tells people to go to reddit
>uses reddit spacing
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>>384178402
no its not you fucking retard science has too do with creating a valid hypothesis with only one variable changing
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>>384191367
Just do your part and report any bait post you see fellow anon

Maybe one mod will wake up someday
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>>384191560
The only schizoid here is you for accusing randos on /v/ of being marketers for a 4 episode show on Netflix
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>>384191556
He also thinks it's stupid for a pirate to be so far in-land.
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>>384191756
I mean its not like pirate spent ALL their time in the sea.
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>>384191556
source?
i mean, Alucard is not a smart name either.
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>>384191306
The writer hinted that he would be in the original production blog from ten years ago. He's also in the promo art from back then.
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>>384191560
How is the show left-wing?
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>>384173983
>Complaining about "muh science" in a series that clearly has demons, monsters, and holy weapons that work.
Suspension of belief faggot.
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>>384172242
The fuck is Varian Wrynn doing in Castlevania?
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>>384191848
In any case, were we arguing about the goddamn show or are you just going to attack me personally because I made a mistake in my wording?

Fucking pathetic my dude
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>>384191556
He was fucking joking, you halfwit.
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>>384191643

> He browses Reddit so much to the point of knowing specific format of posts

Why am I not surprised?
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>>384192147
He sounded pretty serious to me. Especially given that he already came up with a name change for him.
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>>384178710
It's incredible that you have made up an entire world to live in just to be angry about what you find in it. It flies in the face of the entire history of human culture.
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Sypha is super cute!
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>>384192076
Meant to reply to this guy
>>384190857
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>>384187459
>It's not about bashing religion, it's about bashing the corrupt church
Bashing the catholic church is Godly, protestants are the real christians.
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Yeah not a fan of the extra shit they are trying to shoehorn in the story
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>>384192361
THIS
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Good lord, anime is short for animation, and getting offended over a piece of fiction means you have think skin. Pic related is also anime.
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>>384179072
Basically this. It has zero substance, to the point of ignoring reality to make the narrative fit. It's the result of extreme boredom in an extremely well developed society (historically speaking). Nobody seems to want to commit themselves to anything any more, so young people are growing up unhappy and frustrated over essentially nothing, and the result is Trump retards and people who feel that there is a "liberal elite", AKA "normal people".
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>>384192216
He wasn't joking about the name being stupid, because it is. But he doesn't hate the character, he actually confirmed the character is going to be in it, just not the first season.
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>>384176942
>Putting a space after any sentence or statement.
That's a legit fucking regular grammar thing to do faggot. Too bad your generation is raised on auto-correct on Text-Messaging. Your generation is the death of the fucking written word. Enjoy that.
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>>384192408
Like?
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Why have things gotten so bad here that something as stupid as double spacing is looked down upon?
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>>384192361
Fuck protestants. They are the ultimate fucking contrarians.
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>>384192273
CUTE
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>>384192210
>browses reddit so much
its easy to see any retard who double spaces goes to reddit because they dont type like a normal human being
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>>384191942
I think anything from the production of 10 years ago has been scrapped and remade completely, usually that how it goes for projects that go in limbo for that long, but I don't think he'll be axed, since it literally one of the main character.

i mean, I really hope so. I liked the guy and he was fun as hell.
>>384192273
she's a bitch.
trevor saves her ass and she complains because he's rude.
Pretty realistic woman behaviour tho lol.

Also, i really hope they add more enemies, includic classic ones like even simple skellies.
I love mah skellies.
>>384192582
>he actually confirmed the character is going to be in it, just not the first season.
where?
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>>384192405
far from btfo but okay, I feel like I'm unintentionally baiting you at this point
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Where's Grant?
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>>384192673
POST MORE SYPHA! Only she can save this shit thread!
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>>384192289
You don't even know where he said it, do you? Maybe you should shut up when you don't know what you're fucking talking about.
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Where's the best place watch this if I don't own Netflix?
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>Reddit is the enemy
>when there is just as much shitposting and retardation as there is on 4chan there
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>>384178710
I don't think you have any hope of ever recovering from being this insane and retarded, you should really ask yourself for permission to hang yourself and don't take no for an answer.
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>>384192973
I watched it on KissAnime
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>>384192701

Little You Know, /v/ Has Been Using Double Spaces Since A Long Time Ago, The 'Reddit Spacing' Is Just A Meme Used To Spot Newfags and Semi-Redditors Who Feel Insecure About Themselves.

It Seems Like It's Working Very Well
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>>384192973
torrents.

>>384192837
See >>384191556 and >>384191756
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>>384192728
inb4
>i was only pretending to be retarded
no I actually didn't know that schizoid and schizophrenia were two different things and I know I'm responding to bait posters, I'm bored as fuck though and depressed so why not take out my frustration on you
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>>384192973
Find a torrent
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Hahaha, the fucking /pol/faggot deleted his post or got moderated, which is a feat on /v/. I hope these dumb motherfuckers let /v/ return to being a place of comedy and occasional video game discussion one day.
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>>384193130
he's right though
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SHUT IT DOWN
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>>384192973
How do we get people asking this in every thread? Do you not know what torrents are?
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>>384188285
I desperately want to see them fight Frankenstein's monster. That would put me at the edge of my fucking seat.
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>>384193215
>b-Baited newfag!
classic newfag redditor response
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>Mods deleted all of the shitposter's post and probably banned him
BASED MODS
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>>384192868
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>>384193478
now we can market in peace
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>>384193478
mamma mia
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>>384193482
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>>384191015
One is made by nips, the other is not
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>>384192713
Here, the original site was deleted but someone reposted the production blog:
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/02/09/first-time-warren-ellis-wrote-castlevania-animation-ten-years-ago/

It pretty clear from reading it and comparing to what we got that very little was changed. Ellis also confirmed this in interviews. There were changes, but only to make what was originally written as an 80 minute long dvd movie work as four episodes.
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>>384193757
Nigga they're all made by Koreans now
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I still can't believe they didn't use any music from the games.
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>>384193946
Not even any rearrangements
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>>384193946
Yeah I'll be pretty let down if the show ends without them ever using music from the games
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>>384193757
>He doesn't know that a huge portion of japanese anime is outsourced to Korea and China
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>>384193478
lmao they did
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>>384194083
>Korea and China
You mean Korea and the Philippines
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>>384193453
you sound like a cuckold right now
are you one of the fags who wishes for tyrone to come over your house and insert his huge 12 inches cock in your wife's fat pussy while you watch it?
haha
faggot
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>>384194083
>>384193926

Doesn't matter.
That is the determining factor to whether something is anime, Japanese in origin.
Even things that aren't actually anime are anime if they're nip, like Fire Emblem
I don't define these things I just explain the retardation.
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>>384194026
You know that Dracula's wife was burned at the stake in SoTN?
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Reminder that Seasons 2 is confirmed to deviate from the game.
It's gonna be shit.
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>>384193478
honestly pretty incredible
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>>384193478
Holy shit this is great, and it's the fucking guy I was accusing of samefagging too, almost every post of mine is in reply to a dead post
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>>384193692
>Sypha will never puke down your throat
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>>384193692
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>>384194260
stop telling everyone about your sick cuckold fantasy
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>>384194026
Modern adaptations tend more towards realism
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>>384194269
So if something looks like anime, is written like an anime, is directed like an anime and feels like anime it's not anime just because it's not "of Japanese origin"

How weeaboo can you get
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>>384194260
The word cuckold is so funny, I can never not laugh at it.
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>>384194537
>I don't define these things I just explain the retardation.
Personally I see it as all the same, it's just animated tv shows penned for various audiences
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>>384194691
I can't see the future bitch nigga
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>>384172242

>only 4 episodes

Why did they cheap out so hard? Needed more fleshing out. Could have been 6 episodes easy.
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>>384194810
fuck off fag
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>>384194537
Generally that's the general idea. It goes further. Even if something doesn't look like anime, isn't written like anime, isn't directed like anime and doesn't even feel like anime is still anime if it was made by Nips.
Just like American comics that look like European comics are not European comics since they weren't made in Europe.
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Hey mod, if you're still here there's a /v/ermin thread that needs deleting. That shit ain't vidya.
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>>384194829
maybe they just wanted to test the waters to see how it gets received before blowing more money on it.
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>>384194810
>being this booty blasted
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>>384194342
I have faith in Ellis. Remember, faithfulness is not a guarantee of quality in an adaptation, especially when it's a an adaptation of a basically story free game. Having any kind of story other than just monster fight after monster fight requires deviation.
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>>384194372
>51 deleted post
Thats a lot of samefagging
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>>384194342
They'll probably do more to flesh out Lisa, Dracula, and Alucard, which 3 didn't do at all in the game (Lisa wasn't even a thing yet). I'm all for stuff like that.
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If Simon Belmont doesn't show up in season 2 like he's supposed to, then this show will officially be 100% shit.
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>>384194810
Go see a fucking doctor.
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>>384194342
>implying Season 1 didn't already deviate from the game
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>>384194829
>Why did they cheap out so hard?
Because its literally a movie cut into 4 parts. It was always supposed to be this length. Netflix just cut it into episodes for some reason.
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*complains under his breath*
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>>384194951
Some people are really that dedicated, you'd be surprised

In any case though I'm sure they weren't all him right?
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>>384195104
>>In any case though I'm sure they weren't all him right?
Hopefully. One man can't be THAT autistic right?
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>>384195021
https://www.amazon.com/Projectors/b?ie=UTF8&node=300334

haha ;)
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>>384194987
The fuck are you going on about? Why would Simon show up?
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>>384193784
Thanks anon.
+1000 internets for ya
So apparentely he has been cut only from S1 due to time limits.
And i'm okay with that. can't wait to see how does he turns out.
>>384194829
Literally just the beginning.
Also testing the waters.
>>384194395
>>384194452
sypha in this cartoon is shit
i would literally prefer to fuck the demons than her
>>384195054
the most retarded part was cutting it into episodes and then releasing them at the same time.
it makes no sense.
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>>384194987
>if the character that won't be born for almost 200 years won't be in the second season, then this show will be 100% shit
Have you even played the fucking games
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>>384194987
>CV3
>Simon Belmont
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>>384195207
www.stopbeingsoobsessedwitfuckinghreddit.com
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>>384194987
Nigga Castlevania III isn't even done yet and you want to jump to Castlevania?
We already know what Season 2 is going to be, it's going to be the second and third parts of the trilogy Warris wrote, still working under 3's story.
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>>384194987
Unless I'm fucking up my timeline, that doesn't make a lick of sense.
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>>384195307
>>>/reddit/
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>>384194342
Who cares DMC anime was very different from the game, still great
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>>384194987
season 2 is still castlevania 3

simon isn't a thing for several generations
>>
R=U
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>>384194829
It was originally written as an 80 minute long dvd movie, with outlines for two sequels. So they reworked it into 4 episodes and season 2 is going to be the sequels as 8 episodes.
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Is this show tied to the games at all?
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>>384195352
>>>/psychiatry_clinic/
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>>384195554
It's an adaptation of Castlevania 3
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>>384195554
Loosely based on the third game
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>>384194987
Are you retarded
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>>384195562
>directing people to reddit means you need psychiatric help
it's a big reach. "reddity", if you will
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>>384194987
>Show is currently in the 1470's
>Simon is born in 1669 and doesn't fight Dracula until 1691
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>>384195554
So far it's pretty much just covered the beginning of CV 3 but it's covering the story pretty well. I just hope it uses CV 3 music in season 2.
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>>384195791
>Being so obsessed with reddit you can't reply to an unrelated post without mentioning it

Get help
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>>384196008
i'll get help if you go to reddit and stay there

deal?
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>>384194987
>like he's supposed to
Have you ever played Castlevania 3? The fuck are you one about.
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>>384196072
Why would I ever go there? It's your favourite website.
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>>384196292
weak retort, sorry about the 'spergers
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>>384195554
It's only adapting Castlevania III so far but the show made references to or shown events from Symphony of the Night and Curse of Darkness as well. It's actually complying with the game canon pretty well.
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>>384182512

I would drink it to the last fucking drop
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>>384196472
>and Curse of Darkness
Wait, what? When? How'd I miss that?
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>>384196431
It was actually pretty ingenious considering the fact that it made you not post about reddit for whole one post.
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>>384195250
>sypha in this cartoon is shit
She didn't ride Belmond's cock! WAAAAH
He was acting like a dick the whole time so it doesn't surprise me at all

>>384195329
The thread became much better since Syphaposting began
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>>384196753
but i made you post about reddit in your post

rent free
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>>384194026
The series coincided nicely with the pedophile Bishop case IRL.
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>>384196676
He's got his scar which curse introduced and gave a backstory to.
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>>384190290
I don't disagree
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>>384196809
i mean, he literally saves her from death and she acts like a complete bitch.
If someone saves my life i don't fucking care if he's rude or not, I at least thank him for SAVING MY FUCKING LIFE
But apparentely beign well mannered is more important?
fuck sypha
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>>384197174
>I at least thank him for SAVING MY FUCKING LIFE
And she did.
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>>384196809
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>All these people calling it anime

Maybe its a subconscious thing because I know it's western, but it looks fairly distinct than anime, more realistic maybe? Less pointy features? I'm not sure
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>>384197447
CUTE!
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>>384197447
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>>384197854
The way the characters move, it's more rigid. The lack of soft lines, the way they use scenary, there's a million little things that feel Western.
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>>384197854
its the backgrounds. Most english stuff has shitty drawn backgrounds where as this has the nice anime painted style.
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>>384197854
>Maybe its a subconscious thing because I know it's western
Most likely is.
Personally I saw it pop up on Kissanime and watched it there, and saw it as an anime same as any other.
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>>384197854
art style is a nice Fusion between east and west, but the animation and pace of the cartoon are completely western.
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>>384175148
Wait for Season 2 you impatient twat
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>>384198223
>>384198237

Distinct from anime, is what I meant
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>>384198340
Grant's not showing up. Ellis wrote a trilogy like ten years ago. Season 1 was the first part, and Season 2 is going to be both parts 2 and 3. He said he wasn't using Grant back then, and so he won't be showing up.
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>>384198523
read the interview again.
he said Grant wouldnt show in part1, and then he said he will probably change his name when he does-in S2 it is.
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>>384190689
>thinking about him snaking his luminescent tongue down your throat in a gentle caress

just make ONE of the parties female and we are good to go
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>>384195315
>Warris
Why would you do this?
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>>384198737
>gentle caress
>that pool of blood
pick one
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>>384198679
But that's wrong.
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>>384198402
Hey! Lisa is cute too!
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>>384198523
He only said he didn't like Grant as a joke, because he's got a rivalry going with Grant Morrison
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Honestly don't get the hype with this show. Bored the hell out of me after the Dracula scenes. Two good fights though. Everything outside that was downright laborious.
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His problem is that Sypha wasn't dressed like this.
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>>384172242
Gul'dan killed him.
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The voice acting in this was 10/10
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>>384177387

Holy shit. You're actually retarded.
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>>384194987
Proof that /v/ doesn't play vidya.
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>>384177387
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>>384177387
Never happened
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>>384177387

Anon are you implying god wouldn't allow that corrupt man to die

This is the nigga who turned a city worth of people into salt because they fucked a bunch
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But how did Trevor boomerang that axe?
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>just downloaded the show

cringing at the dialogue between drac and lisa

it really is fucking reddity
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>>384200632
>Reddit as a noun

Talk about cringe
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>>384200632
>just read this post

cringing at the writing between anonymous and reddit spacing

it really is fucking reddity
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>>384200774
>>384200793
so now we can officially confirm that anyone praising this show is a redditor

got it
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>>384200461
it's all in the wrist
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>>384200774
except for that's not a noun you mongoloid
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>>384200632
Felt like a typical capeshit cratoon to me.
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JESUS fucking christ the interaction between the bishop(?) and his little assistant guy is SO fucking on the nose to drive home the point that "whoa DUDE the church was like HELLA anti-science bro" oh my fucking god
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>>384200632
>reddity

What characteristics or qualities does something have to have to be considered 'reddit' at all?
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>>384198523
Learn to read, shit for brains.
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>>384177387
>Shitposter outs himself as not even having watched the show
Figures
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>>384201181

I hate the fact that I share a website with people like you.
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>>384201181
Because the church WAS very anti-science. There's no issue here
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>>384201245
stupid fucking quips and retarded attempted inversions of the emotional valence of scenes
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>>384200461
>Not being able to boomerang anything
Fucking plebs these days, I swear.
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>>384191709
?Attack demons with swords that have been salted, and not salted.
>????
>profit
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>>384201542
Because inventors that were religious = the church built the western civilization

Fucking hell you're dense
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>>384201542

But I'm not an athiest. Sorry about your retardation anon.
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>>384200878
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>>384201181
The bible opens with a story where fear of science is the key moral so naturally they have to incorporate that as a major characteristic.
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>>384191709
>Hypothesis
>Salt on a sword kill demons, swords without salt will not kill demons
>TEST
>Sword without salt: Demon doesn't die
>Sword with Salt: Demon dies

seems straight forward to me anon
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>>384177716
4chan is counter culture, Christianity is dying and it's causing negative effects in society. Thus 4chan supports Christianity.
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>Hey guys, what if we made the main character a total douchebag who is "too cool to care" about anything at all?

>Sounds great! He should also say curse words every other line to make him even MORE cooler!

>Yeah, we should also make him an enemy of the church, even though he uses holy water and ordained weapons to fight unholy beings!

>Yeah, and also make him unafraid to kill actual people and take people's eyes out, slam civilians heads on the table, and slice off people's fingers!

>Damn man, that sounds fucking AWESOME!
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>>384201742
just fucking kill yourself you uneducated swine

>>384201772
look at so-called """science""" today. was it wrong?
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>>384201424
So reddit invented humour. Okay.
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>>384201995
you do understand that there are many types of humor? and the "lol WACKY quips xdd rofl!!!" is massively overused by reddit and their associated leftists, right?
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>>384201837

I agree

He should have been a knight in shining white armor with class and elegance, perhaps a tophat or even a trilby, he'd treat all the women with respect and have no flaws, would have been a lot better
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>>384201990
I feel stupid for falling for your original bait now
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>>384202103
Take a step back. You're politicizing fucking humour now. Are toilet paper brands politicized too? Am I buying leftist tp? Please keep me informed.
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>>384201837
Trevor had every reason to be the way he was, and the Belmonts were considered enemies of the church in the fucking games at least until after Simon Belmont.
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>>384187619
Yeah but Richter can beat his ass any day
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>>384202285
modern leftists have a noticeably underdeveloped sense of humor and they usually resort to these reddity quips

im sorry if you're not observant enough to cotton on to this
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>>384187160
>t. shillflix
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>>384176475
>church is corrupt
>LOL SEE CHRISTIANITY IS DU-
>actual priest fucks shit up with holy water
Reminder that the pope is the Anti-Christ
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>>384201837
>enemy of the church

But not of God, I assume. His family was excommunicated by corrupt individuals that did not actually serve God. It was made very obvious that the two men he seriously wounded were just hired thugs based on their language and one having a thieve's knife.
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>>384172242

They went into that in the show. It was four fucking episodes. Is it possible to have the brainpower to use the internet but still be this retarded?
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>>384183428
Alucard will only fuck Trevor tho.
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>>384202463
What am I allowed to find funny to make the right proud of me?
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>>384202651
any humor that's not reddity quips as i've seen in the first 10 minutes of the netflix cv show
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>>384202743

Care to give an example then?
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>>384202909
>>384201424
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>>384172242

Go ask /a/
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About to jump into Rondo of Blood, on a scale from fun to super fun, how much fun am I going to have?
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>>384202743
There's no joke or quips in the first ten minutes of the Castlevania show. It's literally just Dracula and Lisa's backstory, Lisa's death and Dracula finding her house burned down. Thanks for proving you didn't even made the effort of actually watch the show for ten fucking minutes but will still waste hours of your life shitposting about it.
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>>384203150
You mean /co/
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>>384203195

>Having fun in a video game
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>>384203383
thanks for confirming your autism nigger
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>>384203493
Not an argument
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>>384203195
Zero, since you're a fucking casual who has to ask instead of just shutting up and playing it.
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@384203534
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>>384202947

No, of a show you find funny.
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>>384202947
>introductory banter is now leftist reddit humor
you retards really do have to try and ruin everything don't you
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>>384203685
anything by norm macdonald

>>384203707
>tumblr filename
>emoji reaction pic

multi-layered bait
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>>384201424

So what would make a show '4chan'? What would it have?
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>>384203651
What did you mean by this?
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>>384203885
a shit ton of netflix marketers
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>>384179546
>>384173983
>>384178402
>>384191709
>>384201670
>>384201785
Still not science; it's a fucking hocus pocus superstition going back to the old damn testament and the church really should have dredged that up sooner if they took to arming themselves at all.
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>>384201837
He was excommunicated. Being an "enemy of church" was not his choice. Oh and the whole point of the film is him having a redemption arc, he needs to start out as a bit of a prick so he can redeem himself. And even then, he still helped people. He helped the speakers. He was just very jaded and disillusioned.
And the finger was an accident. And everything else was self defense.
So basically everything you're saying is bullshit and you're a cunt.
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>>384204096
They literally hypothesized that salt could kill demons based on stories, tested it and found it to work. That is absolutely science you bait nugget. The experiment would be to see if salt helps kill them. It doesn't need to explain why.
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the scene between dracula and lisa at the start was like the epitome of reddit, holy shit

a mockery of dracula

and then the whole episode he cringily drones on about "muh wife muh wife" when the viewer had 2 minutes max to warm up to the characters

what a disastrous first episode
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>>384175790

>Church kills her for trying to get the demon man going again.

Not really, the bishop killed Lisa because he was jealous of the fact that people depended more on her healing abilities and less in the church.

And really, put yourself in the bishop place, you know that dracula is busy dicking Lisa every night, and as long he can get to impale her on his spear, he will stay away from the village, and yet he still went and killed her anyway.

Do you really think it was a good idea killing her? Even the demons at the church later outright says that the bishop burning Lisa had nothing to do with faith or god, the Bishop was just jealous of her, just like he got envious of the speakers later on.

The bishop was literally the anti-crist, Jesus died for all our sins, the bishop made hundreds of innocents die just to pay for his idiocy.

Add how the church in that age was burning "witches" or excommunicating people just to seize their property, and its really hard to think of the bishop as the good guy in any way.
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If you capitalize and use some punctuation it won't be so obvious that you're just posting over and over again. Just a protip for future shitposting sessions.
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>>384205034
ink me in on every netflix marketing session
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>>384204794
>Drac lives for hundreds of years
>Humans are fucking garbage
>This qt strolls up to your castle
>Decide to spook her
>She doesn't care but instead wants to work with you
>You fall in love for the first time in hundreds of years
>she becomes your wife
>Love her, she shows you the redeeming qualities in humans
>Life is good
>Humans decide to lynch your wife because of corruption
>Literally lose faith in humanity
I think his rants about his wife are quite justified
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>>384204794
Fuck off.
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>>384205209
>humans are fucking garbage

literally communism tier

the way the characters were written and acted did not help either

>>384205268
no you can fuck off /co/mblr faggot
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>>384205342
>Dracula doesn't care for humans
whoa that's a new one
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But fellas, why didn't Drac love Alucard?
Not just in the episodes, but in anything? Games, official konami novels, nothing.
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>>384204096
honestly, gravity isn't scientific imho.
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>>384205709
It's not that he doesn't love Alucard, he just loves the idea of wiping humanity off the face of the earth more. The man has anger issues.
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>>384205709
Drac wants humanity to die and Alucard has her mother's kind side to him so Drac thinks it clouds his judgement. Also there could be the fact that Alucard wants to destroy his father
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jesus this show is really taking "edgy fedora cringe" to a whole new level
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>>384192605
>Read the Bible
>It says don't do half the stuff Catholics do
>Protestants are the contrarians for trying to follow it more to the letter
>>
The GQ review sums up my thoughts on the Netflix adaptation pretty well.
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>>384204794

>mathias losing his wife Elizabeth is what made him hate god and become dracula
>he spends eternity hating god while still loving humanity
>Elizabeth is reincarnated as Lisa
>Dracula falls in love with her all over again
>she is burned alive
>the pain of losing her a second time makes him go mad with rage and curse humanity
>centuries later dracula is defeated and reincarnates as Soma cruz
>Elizabeth/Liza reincarnates as Mina hakuba
>Soma falls in love with Mina and lives happily with her this time.

Castlevania version Dracula going "muh wife" has always been a part of his character, anyone who played the games would know this, and I am actually happy to see a little of the relationship between Dracula and Lisa.
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this is middle school tier exposition
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>>384208270
>Castlevania version Dracula going "muh wife" has always been a part of his character

did you even read my post? this is not a relevant argument. my point is in how that element of the plot is handled by the show- very poorly.
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>>384208013
>mfw reading that article
It definitely had its flaws but what do these niggers expect from an adaptation of an NES game
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just finished ep 2, extremely boring

i like how they're making the speakers analogous to muh poor persecuted jews

it just gets worse. pol was right.
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>>384209360
yeah imagine if talented or creative people worked on it
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>>384204794
>the scene between dracula and lisa at the start was like the epitome of reddit
I agree that it's no better than Teen Titans / Justice League cartoon writing but the fact you call it "reddit" sickens me. Get the fuck off of the internet and adopt a real culture you underage little shit.
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>>384210548
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They should've made a Lament of innocent show
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Did anybody else notice the the VA for the old Speaker is Khan from Metro 2033 or just me?

Probably just me.
>>
Why do you fuckers have to turn it into a religious debate why can't we just appreciate this amazing show
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>>384213341
because shitposting is fun
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>>384213341
I just finished watching it and pretty much everything was bad- the pacing, the animation, the portrayal and "flow" of each scene into the next, the writing and voice acting and audio mixing, the exposition and dull character development. cringe reddit fedora pandering

I especially dislike how they're having Trevor killing priests of the church, even if they're corrupt. the games were not about fucking with the church or any of its associated politics/realpolitik.

overall a bad adaptation
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>>384213768
But they weren't priests, they were just thugs in robes.
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>>384214518
my point still stands. pretty disgusting to turn castlevania into this, especially with the "speakers" obviously being analogous to the jews and the whole "dude the church is so unfairly persecuting you lmao" bullshit
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>>384214698
You can complain about padding but everything else just sounds like getting triggered over nothing
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>>384215037
at no point was the castlevania series ever about killing human priests of muh corrupt church
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