>talk to dog >*woof*

>talk to skeleton
>he asks you about your opinion on quantitative easing and the future of fiat currency
>get nervous and run away

>>384153296
See, I never liked the set up for this quest because giving Umbra back to Vile in Oblivion is objectively the wrong decision

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>talk to a dog
>"Hello."

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>>384153296
>talk to cat
>sells you rings

>talk to human
>"Can you retrieve X for me?"

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>talk to fish
>"blprblrpblrbrblrpbrbpbrl"

>>384153296
>The dog starts talking to you

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>>384153296
>talk to door
>"enemies can open me"

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>Talk to Gods
>They never reply

>swing sword at dog
>no hitbox detection

>talk to ass
>*brap*

>Talk to robot
>beep beep boop beep

>>384154961
>talk to mod
>anon gets banned for a month

>talk to bbc
>*cucked*

>talk to child
>"You don't look so tough, my dad could beat you"

>>384154304
>talk to cat
>it's a nigger
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>talk to russian
>"BLYAT"

>talk to girl
>get punched

Terrible thread

>talk to football player
>get nailed to a cross

>>384153296
>talk to dog
>Follow/Train/Wait/Dismiss/Banish/Talk
wat

>>384153296
I'M A DOG
HOW CAN YOU KILL A DOG
WHAT GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE

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>>384156817

>>384153296
I remember that dog but not the game.
Help.

>>384158328
skyrim lol

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>talk to cat
>kills you

>>384153296
>Talk to dog
>Pascal the dog is here

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>talk to Cat
>fall in love

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>>384153438
No need to get so rattled anon.

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>>384153296
>talk to ENB
>house catches fire

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>>384159202

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>>384153296
>talk to dog
>*woof*
>talk to the same dog again
>*woof*
>talk to the same dog again
>*woof*woof!* *grrr*
>talk to the same dog again
>*w-woof?*
>talk to dog again
>"What are you still doing here?"

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>>384159075
>talk to dog
>background music changes

>>384153296
>talk to dog
"Greetings PLAYERNAME"
>talk to tree
"Greetings PLAYERNAME"

>>384159075
>>384159771

I like both of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb45pLOueOE

>>384156015
name a game that does this faggot

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>talk to cat
>gives you a quest

>>384159468
heartily chuckled

>>384160032
New Vegas

>>384153296
>talk to dog
>*heavy east coast accent* Eh! How abouts that Claaaviiicus? I need to go back to Claaaviiicus!

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>>384160409
>talk to SJW
>it actually starts talking before I can hit a button

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>>384156520
I recognize this mod

dogs&trolls>everything else

>>384161801
>no werewolves and horses
Literally I respect your opinion anyway.

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>>384153296
>talk to do-
>;_;

>talk to american
>get shot

>>384162173
>talk to european
>he gets run over mid-sentence

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>>384162173
should have stayed off my property

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>>384162239

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>>384153296
>Talk to bird
>Woof

>>384160416
that cat was a stupid fucking retard, she is going to cheat on him as soon as she gets the chance

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>>384153296
>talk to dog
>battle theme starts

>talk to dog
>what's up?

>talk to dad
>
;(

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>talk to retard
>you have an eloquent conversation in retard-speak because your character is also a retard

>>384163930
Name 2 (two) games.

>>384164059

Fallout 1 and 2

>>384164059
Kingdom Hearts 2
Jackie Chan

>>384163430
>he kicks the dog
Why is Cesar Milan such a hack?

>>384163892
shouldn't have rolled a black character

>>384164160
He literally did nothing wrong.
He should have smashed that shitty doggo with a baseball bat.

>Talk to merchant
>Time is money, make it short

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>Talk to dog
>Sex dog

>>384155053
Christ. Some retard reported me for brap-posting in /a/ once. Got 3 days for it. I fucking hate these cunts (not mods plz no ban)

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>>384153296
The biggest mistake in BotW is not being able to pet the doggos. Fuck you can play fetch with dogs and pet goats in TP, and you can't do it ten years later? Fuck you Aonuma.

>>384164160
If dogs are people too, how would you react if a person bit you.

>>384164803

Well at least you didn't get one for use the N-word here.

>>384165461

That's kinda hot

>>384165527
I got one for saying "homosexuality is wrong and shouldn't be tolerated in our modern society". Allegedly because it had nothing to do with the thread when it was what the fucking thread was about.

>>384165527
People get banned for calling each other niggers here?
Christ, no wonder people don't like this board.

>>384153485
ESO thread?

>>384165527
I blame Reddit immigrants

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>talk to doe
>*lick*

>>384166540
that's a pretty sexy deer

>>384166540
>starts eating her out
D-damn.

>>384163294
Well, yeah. It's a cat.

>>384160416
>>384163294
>>384168881
>have a barbed dick
>dont use it

>>384154304
>talk to cat
>dunmer owner whips it for not working