Less than 50 hours and it is fucked already. Damn you nintendo.

Nintendo fan boys will find a way to tell you that this is the person's fault even if they did nothing to it.

>>384146904
>Less than 50 hours
Get a warranty replacement and stop bitching.
Some Xbots with RROD and Sonygers with YLOD had to go through several units before getting a working piece.

>>384146904
>reset it
>it work: Move on
>It doesnt work: Warranty
or Option C cry like a little bitch on an image board and nothing will get fixed

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>>384147209
And on cue...

>>384147453
>>384147687

>>384148669
>>384147453
>telling someone the proper steps to follow is telling em its their fault
and this is why you will stay a retard for ever. learn to take and advice the same way your mother takes a dick

>>384147453
>>384147687
You know what's wrong faggot?
>Low supply of Switch ( Made possible by Nintendo© ) of course
>defect hardware

You see the problem there? Not only Nintenbros make their hardware "short" in supply, its faulty af too. So kindly, PLEASE, kys

>>384147453
>>384147687
Buying something shouldn't be a lottery. Shit like in OP is completely unacceptable no matter what company it is

>>384148669
>telling someone to redeem their warranty is telling them its their fault

Do you want them to just leave it fucked so they can whine forever, or what?

>>384148940
>>384149060

PS4 had a 1% failure rate on release.

Switch has sold about 4M units.

You can pool together all individual instances of people bitching and you wont get close to 40K which would be 1% failure rate on Switch

and yes faggot, Buying new hardware is a fucking GodHatesYou lottery.

>>384146904
It's a feature.

>>384147453
>>384147687
Now repeat with me:

"IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT"

>>384149060
>Buying something shouldn't be a lottery. Shit like in OP is completely unacceptable no matter what company it is


What reality do you live in that out of millions of units of something there's never defective units? Have fun never buying anything ever.

>>384149270
yes, its ok when Nintendo acknowledges your warranty.

>>384149270
literally what

>>384146904
Get it fixed. What are you doing here?

Why the fuck are you modding your console?

>>384149380
>You can pool together all individual instances of people bitching and you wont get close to 40K which would be 1% failure rate on Switch
If sonybros are good at anything other than nintendoom is history retconning/ denial

dude wtf just get a PS4 are you retarded or something baka

>>384149270
It's okay when....Nintendo replaces defective units?

Yes?

>>384149450
Just venting with shitpost since I gonna lose that damn BOTW save.

I don't mind when a Nintendo product being defective because there's might be a reason for this since it's Nintendo.

>>384146904
>return it to the store
>if they say no, leave it there
>go home and file a dispute with your credit card to stop payment
>get your money back and store gets its defective product back that it can take it up with Nintendo

>>384149768
I heard a lot of times they can transfer saves if you ask

>>384150139
you can ask but there is not guarranty.

>>384149060
>Buying something shouldn't be a lottery.
I guess you'll never in your life buy any electronics then.
Or are you trying to pretend that OP is some 1 in 10 occurrence?

>>384148669
>And on cue...
I'm a sonyger with 2 dying fats so fuck off.
Pretending faulty hardware doesn't exist is just weak bait.

I'm from a third world country and I get like a year of warranty for every gaming electronic I buy. Are americans THIS fucked?

>>384150332
The difference is if you get a defective Walkman the store will accept it back. With video game hardware they always tell you to take it up with the manufacturer and file a claim with them and want nothing to do with you.

>>384150513
Dying fats?

>>384150620
No, OP is just being a whiny millenial. He can send it in.

>>384150830
fat PS3 is what they call the original model before the slim came out

>>384150694
Will Wojak posting ever end?

>>384150651
Where the fuck do you live?
Here (former Eastern bloc shit hole, but with basically same customer protection laws that applie in most of the Europe) I can drop ANY faulty electronics back at the store where I bought it, show them receipt as proof and get it fixed, replaced or get my money back (last thing warries from store to store but they are required to do it by law is the shit breaks down 3 times).

>>384151069
US, where else? It's just like you can return an opened DVD or BluRay movie but you can't return an opened game. Games are a special exception at stores.

>>384151069
This

(Brazil here)

>>384150997
will subdue in 2 week when we get Splatoon 2 release numbers

>>384151069
Forgot to add 'for free' during mandatory 2 years minimum warranty period.

>>384146904
Don't fucking manhandle your shit then blame Nintendo.

Note that the Switch is a little bit warped -- curves up on the bottom, a bit of a bend on top, too.

You're probably an autistic fuck that's pushing up hard with your fingers on the back of the console and pushing down hard with your thumbs and palms on the joycons to grip it.
You do this shit until connections in the LCD screen give out.

I see this kind of shit all the time on Vitas and 3DSs and phones at the electronics repair place I work at.

Nintendo is the king of gaming. They literally invented gaming as it's known today. Yes, it's okay when nintendo does it because if they don't branch out and experiment who will? You can't blame them for pushing technology to its limits.

nice to see that mods delete false flag shitposting

Is it another variation of bending switch?

>>384152315
No, this is another variation of whiny bitch shitposting.

>>384153353
well that what I meant
I wish these whiny threads existed when PS4 launched, that way I wouldn't waste my money on first revision with glitchy sensor power/eject buttons, which sony quietly changed on mechanical ones, never acknowledging huge issue with them

It happens.
Mine on day 2 had a strange really loud high soun and i had to send it back aswell.

>>384153834
I have first revision too, googled around and let it stand, never had problems afterward.

>>384151989
this tbqh famalam

>>384149060

Are you a fucking retard? There's no such thing as a 0% failure rate. If a product fails, then you call the manufacture.

>>384154049
I had glitch that regardless did it stand or not. up to point of mechanism trying to endlessly eject the disc almost every time after view hours
I managed to get money back from the shop via warranty, but it took a whole month to get those money back cause they were confirming and trying to fix issue before giving up.
in the end bought revision with regular buttons.

>>384147453
Those systems tended to last a little longer than a week before breaking.

What a mess.

>>384154616
Are you trying to imply that OP's thing is as widespread and common as RROD/YLOD but happens much faster?

>>384149270

Such advanced hardware is bound to fail some times, this is groundbreaking technology, OP should be happy to of been able to experience the switch for 50 hours anyway he's being an entitled bitch, there's no other experience like it available to us in 2017.

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>>384146904
That sucks. So just call it in for a warranty replacement. Assuming it's not your fault, they'll either fix it or give you a new one for free. No need to cry about it here.

>>384147209
>>384148669
>I don't know what factory defects or manufacturing errors are
Don't act like Sony or Microsoft haven't released consoles with issues
Xbox had the infamous RRoD and I'm pretty sure some PS3s had an issue with the HDMI port
>inb4 "it's ok when nintendo does it / nintendo apologist"
Every company does it, it's under warranty, send it in

>>384154980
My original Xbox had a drive issue.
My PS3 fried its GPU within a week.
My PS4 Pro had an issue with HDMI port.
Switch, 3DS, Vita are only consoles I've had without issues.

>>384155569
The only console I've ever had an issue with was my 360, thing tilted once and scratched the fuck out of the disk inside
I've never once had to worry about a Nintendo console, I once put my DS on the roof of a car to throw my bag or something inside, it fell off, hit the ground and it was just slightly chipped
My only problem with my Switch is the left Joycon wiggles slightly
I saw a video on Youtube of a guy dropping his Switch from 1000 feet, all that broke was a Joycon