ITT: the autistic shit you do in games

In the hindquarter of my mind I pretend I have let's players doing running commentary as I play

Whenever I see a mutual acquaintance say something really stupid and infuriating online, I grind in a game and improvise a long speech telling them exactly how fucking stupid they're being. It's actually, surprisingly, helped me beef up my irl debate skills quite a bit. I also crack jokes when they come to mind and if I deem them funny enough to say

The real pathetic part is how often I fantasize about being some sort of respected """thinker""" like Zizek, Harris, or Peterson
It's quite often
I am not proud of it

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Whenever a game like Rayman Legends allows you to unlock later levels or new worlds before you finish everything prior, I avoid them like the fucking plague and refuse to play anything out of order.

>whenever I have to walk a long time I try to time my jumps so you can't hear my footsteps
>whenever I loot something and there's nothing of value I still quicksave afterwards

>>384136764
>doggedly perform basic trigonometry in my head at all times in open world games to ensure I'm walking the fast possible route

>>384136597
I'm pretty sure most players do this, could be wrong

>>384135729
I plan to play dragons dogma 3 times so I can make my own party. I'm currently on the 2nd play through. Mainly For BBI, for the main game I use other people's pawns.

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>>384135729
If I'm really fucking bored and I think no one is around I'll do reload animations from games
then I'll remember the screencap of the anon that didn't know how to dance at a party and just bobbed his knees while doing that and I'll instantly consider suicide.

>>384135729
I refuse to use fast travel in Skyrim.

But I installed mods that let you pay people to fast travel you somewhere

Probably an autistic question, but since i've never watched Naruto, is Sasuke enough powerful to actually defeat Superman?

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I don't like looking at porn of games I haven't played yet. It feels wrong and that I can potentially spoiler myself. I even get turned off, even if the porn would fit into fetishes I enjoy. Only when I play the game I can enjoy the porn.

>>384137781
I never watched Naruto, but I did read a lot of Superman as a kid, and the answer is no.

> walking IRL
> shadows from trees/buildings/cars are platforms
> everything else is lava/pit/giant fall so I can only stand on a shadow
> charge my super jump like in prototype/hulk games
> make an aerodynamic sound "SWOOOOSH" yaay I'm almost flyiiing (meanwhile I'm just walking to the next shadow spot)
> can't make it to the next shadow
> pretend I've charged up a bigger jump and still make it to the next shadow (platform)

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I actually do the following things sometimes:
>Imitate fighting game stances
>Think about game music in my head at work
>Buy and carry always a multiple of 5 of every item in games
>Use game quotes in real life in small talk
>Actually were "that kid who tried to wallrun and slide" in middle school

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>>384136764

>have it set so the game quicksaves whenever I enter a new area or leave
>still compulsively quick save anyway when going into a new area

alternatively

>game auto saves
>finish playing so go manually save
>save
>go to the quit command
>WARNING: YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE UNSAVED PROGRESS. SAVE AND QUIT?
>say yes just in case

I don't compulsively reload.

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>>384135729
In MMOs I always make one character of each class and give them an extremely detailed backstory, and then intertwine their questing with my other characters so that in my headcanon of the story quests they're all different characters interacting with one another.

Just for example, in WoW I've got a belf mage that went from being a power obsessed cunt to a leader and Horde patriot that takes care of his friends, and an orc warrior that despised the elf through all the expansions until Warlords, when he finally accepted the elf as his commander and brother in arms, and gave his own life to save him fighting Mannoroth. And that's only two of them.

I've done similar things in LOTRO, TOR, CoX and so on

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>>384136394
Jesus fuck man, that is awful.

I make sure the door is closed after using it.

>>384138274
That's not autism, that's good practice you learned after being betrayed one too many times.

>>384135729
>someone was autistic enough to make that image
and they say anime isnt for faggots

In an RTS game I always do things in groups of 3 or 5, I take autistic care of my units up to the point of restarting the mission of more than 10 die.

>>384136394
>thinks he'll be like žižek
thats where your shit fell appart

When I was 13 I wrote a 7 chapter fanfic of me dating princess Zelda on GaiaOnline.

I forgot the password to the account, so I'm not able to delete it. Every day I hope to God nobody finds it.

>hack and slash game
>walk up to enemies instead of running towards them
>allow them to commence their attacks, at which point i parry and let them know that what i'm about do is not personal
>kill them
>walk away

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>>384135729

>play every fps like how I was taught to clear buildings in the army

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I worship a pokemon.

>>384138274
most people do this after losing a save or several hours of progress one to many times

>>384138516
Multiple people have your exact name.

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>>384138427
So by your same logic are western cartoons because of some fuckers ?

>>384135729

That picture triggers the fuck out of me.

>>384138510
My friend, I did not and never would ever come close to saying that

>>384138652
cartoons in general are for faggots

When I play an RTS, I make sure not to complete the objective that would end the mission until I raze every single enemy structure to the ground.

>>384138652
Yes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-3_XM2rVI

>>384137803
You're my nigger.

I also always try to find a doujin or porn comic of whatever I've recently beaten so I can be recently beaten.

>>384137756
Same. It feels better that way. I turned off the compass, too.

>>384136982
Same here

>>384138531
Didn't expect to enjoy that

>>384135729
I ERP on goldshire

>>384136394
>""thinker""
I know why you're avoiding saying it but you can call them philosophers. Philosophy isn't some outdated thing that's been entirely solved, and you shouldn't contribute to the stigma of modern philosophy.

>>384137735
>the screencap of the anon that didn't know how to dance at a party and just bobbed his knees while doing that and I'll instantly consider suicide.
I lost this in a hard drive crash, you don't have it do you?

>>384138646
I wrote it referring to myself by my username, not my real name.

>talk like I'm trying to entertain an audience
>commentate everything I do in my head
>play games through the second perspective
>never get into games because of this
>this happened because in GoW kratos would insult how you played on the phone as an easter egg
>ever since always feel like someone is watching me play
>always feel the need to entertain my invisible audience
It's progressed into real life too, now I talk to myself and go off into silent tangents inside my mind, completely engrossed in whatever delusional fantasy I'm thinking about - usually things like jokes, or amazing one-liners that would help me befriend people like my certain coworkers. I never act on these fantasies with them, but I when I'm alone, I talk aloud and pretend that the voice in my head that responds to me is the other person I'm thinking about.

>>384137756
Why would you mod in a feature that's in the base game?

Wait, I'm expecting reason from a retard who plays Skyrim and does shit like this. My bad.

>>384138098
I think he might be able to
Substitution jutsu and Amaterasu are both pretty useful
I think it'd probably be MAD tho

>>384138874
I would turn off the compass, but most of the game's quests expect you to have it on, so they are impossible to complete without it.

>I need you to talk to Chuckles the Clown
>Where is he?
>He's near Winterhold. Just follow your marker.
>I don't have a...
>Good luck fucker!

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On occasion when playing a game I can get really into, I'll try to make food that would fit with the game's theme and setting.

Like for Fallout NV, I would try to make a Frito Pie and drink root beer or coke with it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frito_pie

When playing STALKER, I got a bunch of bread and sausages, ate that for dinner. If I play STALKER again, I might try making some borscht.

>>384135729
Cringe. Kill yourself OP

>>384139014
I would not exactly call Harris a philosopher, though. And Peterson makes and draws from philosophical claims but at his root he's a Jungian psychoanalyst/psychologist and is more interested in the psychology BEHIND philosophical claims

>>384137781
Depends on if his shit counts as magic, but probs not.

>>384139150
I dunno, why would people install graphics mods if the game already has graphics?

You're pretty smug for being a literal retard.

>>384139161
Honestly if Sasuke was at his full power he could give Superman a fight. I mean the average comic book Superman and not the climactic thought robot, planet shattering stuff.

I don't think he'd ever win but he could certainly hurt Superman, maybe even seriously.

>>384139410
Oh hello there! Are you lost, little guy? Everything's going to be just fine, don't worry. Here, I'll help you find your way home

www.youtube.com

There you go! Please tell your parents to keep a closer eye on you when you seem them haha

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Sometimes in shooters after I kill enemies I shoot them 2 or 3 more times on the floor to make sure they dead dead.

>>384139335
That's actually kinda nice, anon.

>>384139297
There's a mod for that. "Even Better Quest Objectives."

>>384139439
I admit I had no idea who Harris and Peterson were. I just assumed they were similar to Zizek.

>>384139569
>You're pretty smug for being a literal retard.
No, that would be you. The game already has horse and cart fast travel shit so you're not warping about if you so choose. You literally chose to mod in something that is already there. Your comparison is so stupid I choose to believe you are just trolling at this point.

>>384139410
>Thread: the autistic shit you do in games
>"cringe"
This is not iFunny.

>>384139601
Isn't Superman weak to magic? Have to imagine Chakra is magic.

>>384139632
I do the opposite of this because I'm too autistic about conserving ammo.

In that game I really like, most attack patterns from bosses' have unique names. Sometimes, especially at the end of the game, I say those names out loud at the start of each attack.

>>384138652
t. weeaboo

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GMOD rp
>tfw when there's tons of 1000 word+ stories written by me when I was like 13 floating around various forums
le cringe

>>384140132
Chakra isn't magic because it has a defined non-magical source in Nardo

>>384140132
its not that he's weak, its just that he isnt immune to it
but he beats it all the time regardless when pissed or when the story requires it

Shoot enemies in TPS after they're dead à la Hong Kong movies

>>384139852
Someone made that mod, so I assume it must add more paid travel locations than just the main cities.

Literal retard

>>384136394
>Zizek, Harris, or Peterson
>pairing upi Zizek with these morons

>>384136597

That's how I played it. The worlds are meant to be enjoyed as a set and in sequence. I don't know why anyone would jump around unless they're speedrunning or something.

I constantly reload my gun when I only spent one bullet in it.

I think this is a bad habit for me because it probably got me killed more often than running out of ammo and being one bullet away from killing them due to some guy coming right across the corner when I'm reloading.

>>384135729
Some times I pretend to be a normal civilian in free roam city games like GTA and drive like a real person would, walk the streets normally, etc.

I sometimes speak for my silent protagonists in games like Skyrim in order to further immerse myself

Whenever someone pisses me off in an online game like team killing in rainbow six siege, I will dedicate the rest of my match to getting revenge. If I fail, or if I am still not satisfied I will often times try to follow them into their next match if the game allows me to join in progress. If that still doesn't do it for me, I keep a list of people's names and memorize their usernames so that if I ever cone across them again I will instantly recognize them and exact revenge.

>>384139779
I got to meet Zizek in my philosophy class. He's a cool dude. He's funny and smart, but it was kinda jarring for me anytime he'd talk about movies. Whenever a movie came up (or he'd just bring one up himself) he'd go all in and tell you about all the symbolism and stuff that seems to be things he noticed and it all goes way over your head. I heard reference about Children of Men and he has a whole big theory about the end, but the movie's creator pretty much said that his theory is wrong and he just denies that and says the people in charge of movies have no idea what they're doing. That doesn't seem to stop him from enjoying cinema though.

>>384140641
>Literal retard
Yup, that's who installs these things, let alone plays Skyrim.

>>384140703
Peterson's a great resource if you ignore the shitty "so tell us about the pronoun thing for the eightieth time" "muh postmodernism" interviews and actually watch his psychology lectures.

>>384137781
Superman is a walking god, I really wish people would stop asking if anyone but magic users or another walking god could stop him the debates always lead to a small novels worth with both sides asspulling evertything in their arsenal.

>>384135729
Spreadsheets. Can't enjoy any slightly complex rpgs anymore because of it. I don't try to play games with multiplayer trophies, but other games get the completionist treatment.

Whenever an NPC mentions never speaking to a parent/relative, I'm compelled to call up a parent/relative and remind them I love them.

I'll go months without speaking to my family, but hearing an NPC go "I love you, dad" will make me call my father immediately.

>>384140875
Didn't he also say his favorite game was some shitty Russian game that he interpreted as meaning a lot more than it really did? Dude's weird. Hell, he should probably be posting in this thread.

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When I'm about to stop playing a game for the day I try to move the characters to some place where it would make sense for them to spend a lengthy amount of time, like a bar or something.

>>384139335
I felt really comfy reading that

>>384140875
Filofaks?
I see him all the time around the area, Strojna here

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>>384135729
In rpgs like skyrim or FFXV whenever my charicter eats somthing i pause the game and go to my kitchen to get the closest thing to what they're having then i eat with them.

>>384140340
(actual Naruto spoiler) Chakra tree is planet parasite and shoots seeds into space. So chakra is basically Chrono Trigger magic. Holly shit Naruto lore has uncanny resemblance to Chrono Trigger lore.

>>384136394
>harris
>peterson
lmao

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>>384135729
>attack every chest to check for mimics
>even do this in games that I know don't have mimics in them
J-just gotta be on the safe side

Whenever there's a character creation option, I always make a rugged 50-60 year old man with long unruly gray hair and an unkempt beard. I always name him Thomas, and his proficiencies are always melee and/or sniper weapons

He is not a character from anything and I have no idea why I do this

>>384137756
I only use fast travel by horsecarts

Back when I used to play heavily sex-modded TES I would make multiple character specifically designed to engage in certain fetishes.
But that was back when I was a teenager. As for something I do now, I can't think of anything really autistic. I have old consoles so I can play games on their original hardware and I never use the teleport function in Nier Automata while on Earth but that's about it.

In every RPG with a weight system I will make sure that I only pick up items worth 10x or more their weight in gold.

What's autistic about it is that I refuse to sell any item I pick up in the game regardless of how common they are and keep everything stashed away in my base. Even knowing this, I continue to go out of my way to weigh every item, pick them up, and hoard them away. I think I had a couple thousand of every slightly worthwhile common item stuffed in my base and the game would almost crash every time I entered.

>>384136394
>Peterson
>pairing up with zizek

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When I make a post on 4chan and get a lot of positive replies, I read the post I made over and over and it feels nice.

>>384135729
I like to troll NPCs and get the AI to break.
I find it amusing to break things in creative ways.

>>384143710
That's not autistic, that's just fun.

>>384143161
>tfw we will never see that debate

>>384143661
Kill yourself.

>>384143661
I do this too

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>>384143848
Oh.
Well I want to be autistic, how do I do that?

Here's a screenshot of me tricking all of UNATCO into going Savage on shannon.

>>384135729
Any time there is a female character that i want to fuck in a video game. I stop playing and spend hours looking for SFM snuff porn of them. I usually try to find one with the main character doing the defiling.

>>384143903
Peterson destroys him anyway

>>384137756
I just refuse to play Skyrim. There's so many self-imposed rules I have to use to have a decent experience and 99% of the quests and NPCs are piss boring. It's just not worth it.

>>384144247
SFM snuff is kinda niche. How many games have you legitimately been able to do this for?

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>>384139040
Don't know if you're still here, but I got you

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>>384138383
>I make sure the door is closed after using it.
wow

>>384144289
He really doesn't. I'm squarely anti-marxism but Peterson seems to know about as much about Marxism as I do, and that isn't a good sign.

>>384137781
Even with how fast Sasuke becomes with the SOSP stuff, it's still nowhere near the speed and strength of Superman. If Superman isn't fucking around, it'll be over before Sasuke can make a single move.

>>384144289
Likely.

>>384144458
Overwatch is naturally the easiest to find.
Also the legend of zelda and L4D.
I've found a few for Clementine for TWD, anything with zombies is pretty easy.
It's hard to find more niche games like Dwarf Fortress or Metro 2033.

If I can't find it I usually just spend time looking on Tumblr.

>>384144606
>>384137781
>>384138098
>>384139474
>>384141240
Please stop

>>384144761
hurr we cant discus things
>>>pol

>>384140863
If you embark on a journey of revenge, you should dig two graves.

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I write journals for all of my CK2 games. The latter two get more roleplay than just gameplay
>Skotland: 13,354 words
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DygkepeM_o3e5qhItQBMDbjd2cw5N5dUIl5tbSTsswY/edit?usp=drivesdk
>Great Moravia: 16,922 words
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WcAn3QiwRyyANO5UH4uNV_rHx8ZrTXSZnKA0t6TLGss/edit?usp=drivesdk
>Suomi: 36,811 words
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HPD3CSQ_fCC0Atw6k5Gkaj7u541oDFrttkhjb86QVaE/edit?usp=drivesdk
>Britannia: 63,118 and growing while 1218AD
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1syVzNITq6_ddv7zHvjuesHv4jxXepzk3AiUMTBXkp-Y/edit?usp=drivesdk

>>384144858
I wanted stories about autism, not a pure dose this potent

>>384140875
Ah yes, the "intellectual" who argue with creators because he sees stupid shit nobody else does.

Doesn't sound cool. But he sounds arrogant as fuck

>>384144606
Physically he doesn't have a chance, but Sasuke can oneshot him with Tsukuyomi unless Superman deus ex machinas out of it

>>384139335
Pretty cute, sounds like fun

>>384138990
So do I. What's your name?

>>384144858
This is /v/, not /co/.

>>384139335
You. I like you.

>>384144893
That's some good creative autism.

>>384144725
I really really like these desu

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>>384135729

>>384135729

>Implying Sasuke would even be able to touch Superman

Superman is so much stronger and faster than Sasuke, it's not even funny.

>>384140416
Gotcha, so he's weak to Kryptonite, but not immune to magic as well.

Can't he also be beaten in a test of endurance? Like getting beaten up enough?

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Whenever there was a night gameplay segment or day/night cycle, I would always play them at the time as it appears in the game. If it's daylight, I play it in the day, and vice versa at night
I wasted so much time

>>384143661
Same

>>384135729
I kept spreadsheets in Legend of Mana and for Everquest

>>384144514
Appreciated.

>>384144858
FALSE
FLAG

>>384139335
Cool I will try this sometime.

>>384145521

I guess. But Sasuke isn't nearly strong enough to do it.

>>384145521
you could try to brute force him, but as long as there's the sun I wouldnt bet on it

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>>384143661
Are you me?

>>384145710
I wasn't meaning to imply that Sasuke was strong enough, I'm just trying to get my Superman facts straight at the same time.

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I spent 100+ hours in Overwatch only as Mercy because I'm garbage at any other role and getting praised/commended for doing well as Mercy helped my confidence. If I did well and people didn't commend me, I would tell them off and leave. I also made it to Master rank every season as Mercy only.
I bought LMAOBox for TF2. I would enter random games, pick Sniper, and begin instant headshotting the enemy team while micspamming some obnoxious rap song. I did it for months on end before the big ban.
I have over 500 hours in Left 4 Dead 1/2 almost all of which is solo play.
I pirated Resident Evil 5 just so I could play as Rebecca in a cheerleader costume in Mercenaries mode.
Whenever I play multiplayer games, I have to have something light-hearted playing in the background to relieve my massive anxiety problem. Usually it's Oney Plays, Super Mega, or Game Grumps

>>384145003
Sasuke's mangekyo doesn't give him the tsukyomi.

One eye give him amaterasu and the other gives him the ability to mold, shape, and extinguish the flames. He does have basic sharingan genjutsu but the tsukyomi is Itachi's only.

>>384145521
>Can't he also be beaten in a test of endurance?
Yes, but only by other people on his level like Zod, or far beyond him like Darkseid.

Sasuke has been beaten at nearly the peak of his power by molten rock. He has no endurance to compare with Superman's

>>384145892
I have no idea what that wushu mushu is

I had to quit Grim Fandango because I was so fixated on exhausting every line of dialogue from every NPC and object and it felt so wrong to miss out on any of it that the game crawled to a snail's pace and I lost interest

>>384145920

Superman could probably solo the Narutoverse.

>>384145874
>Whenever I play multiplayer games, I have to have something light-hearted playing in the background to relieve my massive anxiety problem.
This is a good idea, I think I'll try that.

ITT: Autism levels off the charts

>>384145449
yeah but Is there a character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. No, I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I'm not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>384146170
well duhh captain obvious

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>>384144893
you're the greatest among us

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I masturbate to in-game character models of characters of the game i'm playing.

Pic related is an example

>have ADHD and Bipolar II
>these can give me unbearable anxiety
>very stressful games can legitimately leave me shaking and make my heart feel like it's going to implode
>have to take frequent breaks to cool off and take deep breaths to get my heart rate down

Why do I do this to myself? I'm going to die at 40

I sometimes pretend I'm doing a freeman's mind esque letsplay where I (in my head) narrate my characters thoughts and actions.

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When playing fire emblem I like to line up my squad before seizing a keep or throne

>>384145204
>>384146494
Thanks
But it actually means I get to play less CK2 because it can take me a while to put the effort to write, as I don't want to play with a journal backlog

Isn't Superman faster than the speed of light?

>>384144893
Pretty interesting stuff. I don't know how CK2 works though; how much of your narrations are comprised of events the game tells you about, but just told in first person versus your own unique worldbuilding and characterization?

>>384145874
Jesus you are a massive faggot but at the same time super pathetic.

>>384135729
Never fast travel and always stick to roads, unless I see something of interest from the road. In open world games.

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Oh boy, I've been meaning to get this one out of the chest.
> 11 years old playing pic related
> Actually really likes it
> Gets to a part of the game where I fight three weird jellyfish aliens with mind control abilities
> Only Sonic is unaffected by it, while the other members in your party get hypnotized
> Dialogue is different for each characters
> ...
> Decide to change the party characters to see EVERYONE's "mind control dialogue"
> Keep in mind you can only change the party members at the very beginning of the part, so I had to reset everytime and redo the whole chapter just to see a fucking slight dialogue variation
> As I do this, I notice there's a very small breed of the party characters that are unaffected by the jellyfishes' brainwashing
> There's 3 of them, them being Omega (because he's a robot), Big the Cat (because he's dumb as fuck) and Cream (her dialogue says Chao is hurting, so I theorized he's absorbing the mind control waves or some retarded shit like that)
> Because of this, I decided that every time I'd do the hypno magicians jellyfishes arc, I'd pick Omega, Big Cat and Cream as my party members because in my mind it was the "canon thing" to do

And this is how I discovered I had a hypnosis fetish.

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>>384144514

>>384143661
What anime is this from?

>>384140863
I fucking do that last one, in the same game (r6 siege) too.

Ironic if we ever did it to one another

>>384143661
Cute gif. I bet you're a cutie pie in real life

>>384146831
Mostly I follow what happened in game and try to justify it with my character, because a lot of the events that pop up in CK2 are random.
However, as a part of that, I expand some topics to make a story out of it: ingame, it was just a "this woman wants to fuck you: yes or no?" so I turn it into an event based on the circumstances if the time. Because, despite being very character focused, a lot if the character interactions are fairly limited.

I always ask people in rocket league if they want to be my gf. Leads to some funny conversations most of the time

>>384147597
IM@S

>>384148143
Now this is autism

>>384147414
lold hard

>>384148795
Surprisingly most people say yes. Like 60-70% I'd say

>>384148082
That's pretty cool. Have you ever had to really stretch your justifications to incorporate those random events into your storylines, or are CK2's events not completely random so each could be connected rather reasonably? Moreover, have you ever been able to create thematic parallels and consistent character idiosyncrasies/flaws and character development between events in your storylines?

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Whenever my character goes underwater, I try to hold my breath for the duration that they are submerged.

>>384144893
Either this is a repost or you're the same anon from a few months back

>>384146617
Don't play stressful games, then. Just play games where you can visibly having a good time. I mean, games are meant for entertaining you anyway.

I always avoid modern Valve games (TF2, CSGO, Dota 2) simply because of your reason. Those games gave me anxiety.
>>384148932
Not exactly surprising considering it's just a casual chit chat. Unless you're being a weirdo creep.

>>384136597
Narrative focused games that do this can get really out of wack. Like, skipping Wonderland in KH1 to go to the jungle instead has Sora getting his lifelong friends mixed up with some anthropomorphic animals he met ten minutes ago.

>>384145892
>madara.mempg

>>384149054
have fun drowning on sea levels

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>>384138350
you're playing right, anon

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>>384149554
>start swimming in a game
>room fills up with water

>>384142910
You are not autistic, you are traumatized.

I'm obsessed with trains, especially subway/metro trains. Especially in a game where it's sensible to have trains. My opinion of a game could nonsensically different depending on how you can interact with trains.

For example, Vice City is my least favorite GTA because it had no trains. SA was good and it has trains, controllable even, but there's no metro train. I even liked Watch Dogs because it has subways and you can somewhat control it.

I've yet found a game where there's a legit complex subway system other than tycoon games. So far it's only GTA IV.

>>384150154
have you tried train simulator?

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If I'm playing any FPS game in MP and I'm walking around without seeing anyone I will shoot my gun to the beat of random songs.

I did a pretty autistic thing on mgsV release.
I got soundtrack off Itunes but wouldnt finish listening to Sins of Father. Lyrics in the beginning made it sound like the song would reveal something important as it plays in some really dramatic and meaningful part of the game. We all know where it ended up playing.

>>384148941
I mean, some of them are linked because characters have traits, but the chance of them occurring is just based off of RNG.
Like there are certain tracts characters can take to improving specific abilities, but there are some things outside your control.
For example, a brave character is more often to be injured in battle, depending on their combat ability, so I get to write about frontline commanders, and after getting injured, they often lose their former bravery. This is all by chance of the game.
Same goes that, as a lustful man, I'll occasionally get notices that there are women in my realm who could use some more love.
However, I don't always chose all my traits because sometimes I die at 70 and inherit a person at 30 years old, who already has a "history" of their own, so to speak. That's why I've gone from a Christian crusader to a man who spread paganism within the Empire, then an Inquisitor who fervently hunted pagans in the realm, a Satanist who got assassinated, and then his legitimized bastard son who was a genius. Anything can happen in 5 generations, and I just try to play them in a fitting way.
>>384149140
I post it every so often in autism and grand strategy threads, and then i update /gsg/ in my progress every once in a while.

>>384150259
I mean, I'm looking for a third person game where you can ride it, instead of just watching it. I played Train Simulator and OpenTTD before.

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>>384146438

>>384149554
At that point the character would probably have a respirator or some way to restore oxygen, so I adjust accordingly.

>>384135729
I pretend like I'm a Twitch streamer, and I talk to myself outloud like I have an audience that cares to hear what I have to say.

>>384148014
He's probably a fat digusting manchild like every other pathetic faggot that posts anime

>>384139131

This is exactly what happens to me

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Ever since Pokemon FR/LG I've completely abandoned the concept of being a 10yo boy/girl? out to catch them all. Now I basically just self-insert and pretend I'm my actual age and I'm a psychic like Sabrina, so I use any and all psychic Pokemon I can get and nothing else.
It's pretty fun, the other day I was playing HG and beat the everloving shit out of Clair using just a Slowbro and a Jynx

>>384146438
I know some of those words.

>>384150732
Believe it or not, I envy you.

>>384135729
Make the MC the strongest in the party or otherwise over-dedicate resources to him. Ability - increasing consumables, et cetera.

I have people talking in the backround when I'm playing
and sometimes talk back to them when they say something out of line

noobs

>>384150154
>tfw live in NYC and IV perfectly mimics the feeling of having to wait upwards of 10-15 minutes for your train to show up while watching every other train on every other line show up before it

>>384151047
What do you mean?

>>384150314
Sounds like a lot of fun. Thanks for sharing.

Whenever I post a real controversial opinion and I get slammed, I pretend I was just collecting Yous but the truth is I actually think those things

>>384152754
No problem

>>384152886
I pretend I'm one of the people criticizing me but I include something super retarded in the post so everyone turns against "that guy" and it discredits my critics

>>384152886
>>384153225
anonymous posting is cancer

4chan accounts when

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>>384135729
play classes the wrong way in competitive games :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkg21XFtJ2U

>>384150779
Pretty spot on desu

>>384152886
>>384153225
Why?

>>384153329
t. reddit

>>384144893
This is cool as fuck anon. I wish I had the patience to do something like this.

>>384137756
>fastravel fags wasting all that stealth exp

>>384153852
I enjoy the idea that I'm making people with wrong opinions mad on the Internet.

>>384154342
I mean why hide behind fake posts, why not just stand behind your ideas. It's anonymous so you have no reputation to protect.

>>384154440
If I just stand behind my posts it just invites more vitriol. And let's face it, no one on the Internet has ever changed their opinion based in discourse. So the best thing left is to make my critics mad and to make them feel like they've wasted their time

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>>384149831
>Enter a sectioned-off area with some water in it
>Fighting enemies that are adept for fighting in water environments
>Realize that the water is slowly rising
>Oh fuck oh fuck
>Trying to find an exit as you become slower and slower
>Trying to manage some menu shit and reading quickly
>Hear a splashing sound and all the sound effects are becoming muffled while you're in the menu
>This was all happening on level 3 of the game

When I play New Vegas I always make up a backstory for my courier, give them a personality to justify everything they do and follow it strictly.

>>384154745
but who ever actually believes the "i was just pretending" faggots

>>384147414
He tried and fucking failed.

>>384135729
>Be 10
>Mr Frag was taken on Gamespy's forums
>Decide to use the new name I learned
>Go by Mr Fag.

This was ~1998

>>384154745
I have so I'm sure others have too.

>>384154869
It's enough that I believe they believe it.

>>384135729

I have a fondness for minimizing enemy casualties, often to the point of pacifist runs. If I hear a game can be completed without killing anyone, I'll often try to do that on my first playthrough.

I once completed a full game of Portal without knocking over a single turret, just because I could.

>>384155220
Those two soldiers in the tutorial section of Deus Ex Human Revoltion

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>>384135729
>Had best friends who moved away during the summer when I was 10

>Play dynasty warriors 4, max out a character I like for all 3 kingdoms, even get their legendaries and max out the items for their sets

>Then go and max out characters for the friends that moved based on who I thought they might like and also get their legendaries, just in case they ever came back over to play

>Overall had about 400 hours in DW4, mostly just maxing out characters for friends that I would never see again so they would have fun playing the game co-op with me one day.

>>384153546
You also hop from thread to thread posting the same shit >>384153653

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I'm playing Fallout 4 (modded) and I refuse to fast travel or do any settlement building crap. 13+ hrs and going strong.

>>384136394
Anon, have you considered that by posting this you will either have to concede that this act is unhealthy, or proceed to perform it on your own post?


Either way I salute you.

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>>384135729
I pretend I'm playing in front of someone I know and feel extra proud when doing good, even if I'm fully aware 100% of the people I imagine couldn't give two shits about games and would actually mock me for playing them.

>>384150732
Important question, do you occasionally thank someone for subscribing or donating bits

>>384138574

How effective is it?

>>384139335
Do not play Resident evil.

>>384155494
Fuck, man.

>>384139335
Taste is the most underrated sense when it comes to immersion

>>384150779
Why do you have to be so angry about anime posters? Did they get under your skin with smug lolis?

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>>384150262
>Not barber-surgeon knocking all your weapons.


I actually remember when I started, in MGS1 when you choked someone I tried it and it went "tap-tap-tap-tap-tap pause tap-SNAP" and I thought it was fucking amazing.

Ever since then, if I can time an act to happen on the end of a barber surgeon knock, I will

I pretend in my head that I’m making a youtube video showing of my Minecraft world. I go around the whole world showing of everything and speak to audience in my head.

I have had a story going that is a pastiche of a lot of different things I've read, games I've played, and anything even remotely inspiring.

I'm 30, I've been doing it since I was 8. It is by far the biggest piece of drivel ever conceived. I go back to it when I have nothing else to do or I need to sleep, or I'm walking somewhere.

The worldbuilding is pretty much what you'd expect for 20 years. The plot progression is practically nothing in about 3 years. Even in my mind, I'm on the fucking berserk boat.

It really is very terrible.

>>384157050
At least you have the balls to admit it, Cleve

>>384142095

I like to park my characters in a bathroom (or behind a tree or something, if appropriate) whenever I take a piss break.

>>384157421
Jesus christ that's adorable you fucknugget.

Not really in games but everytime someone comments that a speedrun isn't a "real" speedrun because of glitches i die a little inside

>>384152886
SURPRISING.
FUCKING.
NO ONE.

>>384157547
I'm with you there
And let's be real, TAS is the only thing related to speedrunning ACTUALLY worth your while other than amazing records

>>384157547
I don't mind small movement glitches. But credit warps are fucking boring and all boss runs of castlevanias are way more interesting than "teleport through a wall to dracula" runs.

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When I hear music I feel a compulsion to 'drum' my fingers onto the back of my controller to correspond with the melody.

Not only that, it has to align with my 'system' where every finger is used equally and symmetrically.

For example the opening line of snake eater "What a thrill. With darkness and silence through the night" has a pattern of 3 syllables followed by 10 syllables.

So with my thumb as A and my pinky as E, my pattern would be ABA, ABCDEEDCBA.

And this is only the simplest iteration of this compulsion, it can get more complex and involve more than one hand

>>384158025
You may have OCD, buddy

t. has OCD

>>384135729
I ERP'd in an online game once and felt ashamed of myself halfway through, so I quit and deleted my account and am now forever haunted by what I've done.

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>>384156649
I did the same thing when I played the 360 version of minecraft. It was comfy for a couple of weeks, then I moved on.

>>384158025
I do the same but I don't repeat my thumb or pinkey
This might be because I'm a percussionist so hitting things to a beat is nothing new to me

>>384157547
I actually don't give a SHIT about speedrunning, but from an outsider's perspective there seems to be a level of dedication and spectacle required to make it interesting.

So you either have to have a something like "working out how to do some really hard thing that lets you glitch 99% of the game", or "finishing a game way quicker than anyone thought possible without using any glitch" or a balance between the two.


seems like piccolo of space has a nice balance there to me? Like there's glitchy stuff people exploit, but there's lots of difficulty and skill required to perform them, and it doesn't end up just being three seconds of black screens and credit, so its watchable.

Again, I don't watch speed runs or anything so if I'm bullshit just ignore me, but I don't think anyone would care if it was just one fucking nerd who built a machine that completed every game in 1 second. Nor do I think the interest would be there if there was one guy who could 100% all games without glitches 10 seconds faster than anyone else. The interest is in the evolution of finding weird shit and different people failing and succeeding, like everything else.

>>384158193
Probably :/

>>384158434
I only ever repeat thumb and pinky if i have to tbqh. If it's 10 notes then I have to otherwise I don't end up back at one of my 'safe points' ie. either side of my hand. Hate ending it on one of my middle 3

>>384138350
I do this, too.

>>384135729
In RPGs with a luck stat, I never make it 13. I think this will act as having the worst luck (in megaten games etc)

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>>384135729
>Play Dota2
>Literally only play against bots because peruvians aren't even people and scared of russian hackers who hacked my voting booths
>Pretend to be MLG pro
>Like go 35/0/0 and pretend the commentators are jizzing themselves over how fucking amazing I am
>End of game pretend to have exclusive interview with hot Korean chick who sucks my dick because I played so well
>Absolutely refuse to play Meepo no matter what.

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>>384159542
>>End of game pretend to have exclusive interview with hot Korean chick who sucks my dick because I played so well
This is the part I'm going to bully you about

>>384159542
>Play Dota2
>Literally only play against bots
What’s even the point?
That’s the most autistic part.

When playing a game I've played a dozen times, I sometimes go through it like a real person in the game would. Like in New Vegas if I enter an abandoned area that COULD be filled with Ghouls or beasts, I act cautiously, peering around the corners and move slowly. Even if I know the place is totally empty.

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>have OCD
>biggest compulsion is that when I rub something or myself in nearly any way imaginable and I notice it, I need to rub it in the opposite direction to "even it out"
>begin to feel very agitated and "unbalanced" if I don't
>constantly have to subtly slide my fingers across game controllers and keyboards to undo any small movements I make
>occasionally suffer in-game consequences for distracting myself with it

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>>384138186
You are me

>>384159961
Now we are talking about some next level shit, son.

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>>384139335
I've played stalker while eating cold beans 4 times now just to confirm it gets me in the mood

>>384139632
this,
I wish that shooter NPCs had more intricate death animations. Imagine clearing a room and just before you leave you notice one of the enemies crawling towards his gun, a stream of blood trailing behind him. And you have to option to put a bullet in his head or let him bleed out.

>>384144289
>Destroys Zizek

You can't destroy what you can't even comprehend, like the hallucinatory hand-nose coordination

>>384160874
>You can't destroy what you can't even comprehend
Explain what Reddit did to most of 4chan then

>>384139335
That's nice.

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When I was a kid at school I played ff7 and named the characters after my friends.

But to avoid imbalance I also started calling my friends by their "ff7 characters" like cloud or cid etc. It wasn't just to avoid imbalance, I also imagined that we were inside the game having adventures too.

This wasn't limited to the playground either. I did it in class until my teacher had a private word with me and told to stop doing it

>>384159961
I've known similar feels before. Usually my OCD involves washing my hands whenever they feel even the slightest bit dirty (I'm feeling the need to wash them as I type this, should clean off my keyboard while I'm at it), but I've had a lot of minor ticks over the years like eye-twitching until the twitch felt "right" on an even-number attempt, or doing something a specific number of times in powers of 3 or 4. Usually vidya distracts me enough from my OCD ticks though (besides the washing hands bit), but I'll still do things like button-mash weapon swap keys as a nervous tick to keep me occupied.

>>384161184
Oh god i do the eye twitch too

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When I was younger I got really into Luigi's Mansion for some reason, I really liked the designs of the characters and I found the Ghost's backstories interesting.

One day I wrote over two A4 sides on the taxonomy and origins of boos. I drew little pictures of them and wrote the whole thing in the style of a biologist making a discovery about them.
I made up all sorts of stuff about how Boos were the most mysterious of all the ghosts but I, rp'ing as a scientist, had been studying them in the mansion for years now and would lay out my future discoveries later in the journal.

I never finished it because my sister found it and started making fun off me in front of my parents for writing it
I was so embarrassed I cried and tore the whole thing up
she never told anyone else though because I found a note she had written to herself as if the boy she had just broken up with had written it and I threatened to tell all her friends about it

>>384161349
Aww, anon. That's cute

Remind me not to date your sister though

>>384161113
That's not autistic at all. In fact children that cannot immerse themselves into role based play of such manner are the autists since their abstract thinking ends up underdeveloped. As well as their imagination and ability to empathize with other people.

>>384161294
>Used to weird a friend out in middle school because of eye-twitching, because it would randomly happen once and I'd keep repeating it until it felt "right" and I had done it an even number of times
And it was always looking to the upper-right, too. Made my eyes hurt after a while.

>>384161635
Sweet! I'm just a weirdo then kek

>>384159782
pls no bully

>>384135729
do not kill pacific pacific animals
xbcx, zelda botw

>>384161349
That's not autism, that's neat. Your sister's a cunt though.

>>384139335
Good shit anon
>tfw eating chicken sandwiches while playing Ever17

I made my own Yugioh cards based on the Nintendo universe with my brother. Must have made around 100 of them before I realised how bad the balancing was and how many more I needed to make.

Dodged a bullet desu, that was classic Chris Chan behaviour

>>384143661
similarly I bookmark threads where I had good discussion because it's just so rare on /v/

>>384161349
Anything kids do is automatically not autism, unless it's literally autism.
Your sis is a cunt, but she also gets a pass because she was a kid as well.

>>384139335

I do the same, I recently took up cooking and have a love for it so I try and think up of interesting or cool recipies to fit what I am playing or had played and serve it up. Bought the WoW cookbook to help with learning some.

Currently making up 'Kazakas Troll Tacos" which is cooking ground beef with some spices and Thai peppers in it.

I also made Nuke Noodles from Starcraft as a joke. It was 'Sundae Raman' tier gross

>>384135729
>RTS Games.
>I must have an even number of all units of a given type.
>Will make bad decisions with my early game economy because I have to have at least two, or four, ect, of a type of unit.
>If a unit in a squad dies and leaves the squad at odd numbers, my priority is replacing that lost unit so it's bad to evens.
>If a squad is full of odds (3 archers, 5 soldiers, 9 cavalry, ect) and in poor condition I will sometimes give it a suicide mission and just start building a new one with evens.
>I know it's counterproductive and I try not to do it, but I find it frustrating to work against it, and will fall back into doing it if I don't think about it.

>>384138350

Same here to an extent, I go and grab certain named weapons and give detailed backstories to the weapon and help expand what is known about who used it.

>>384136982
Always my dude

>>384150914
>muh 10yo meme
That's only in the Ashnime though, Red is 11, Ethan, Crystal, May and Brendan are 12, DPPt protags are 11, Gen V's protags are around 14 and XY protags are at least 17 since they are older than the girl in the post game.

>>384159961
Holy shit finally someone who does that too

>>384161184
Anon, have you tried just getting yourself horribly dirty and leaving yourself like that for a while?

>>384163847
No way, really?

>>384161349
Hey E. Gadd

>>384163918
Don't know if you're baiting, but I indeed feel this need to "even out" small things I do. It's so stupid, like I'll be scratching my arm because i feel like it ad afterwards I can't resist the urge to scratch my OTHER arm in the exact same way and pace. I've tried not doing it but it's so uncomfortable it feels like physical pain. Same thng when I'm stretching my neck to the left, I then need to stretch it to the right. Feels good typing about it though, I never told anyone.

>>384138574
>Used to watch this show on the military channel a fuck ton that explained and taught specops tactics and maneuvers
>Always remember how they cleared corners by moving like a hand does on a clock and blah blah blah
>Apply that and a few other tactics to games like Arma and Battlefield 4
>It's actually really fucking effective and I smash fools in close quarters

What the fug

>>384164898
You're talking about something different than I was, but what do you know, I do the exact same thing too

If I get one hand wet, I have to wet the other. If I hit my knee on something, I have to hit the other one. If I get scratched on my arm I have to do the same on the other arm, etc.

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>>384164829
It was more like Olimar and his journal entries in Pikmin 2.

I made sure to read every single piece of quest text for every single quest I did in WoW

>>384142570
>Hovers over "no" button
>Scratches neckbeard
>Goes back to "yes" button
>clicks.

>>384165123
Well that is what I'm talking about, especially with the knee hitting example. I probably didn't express it correctly.

>see dome security camera in a store
>for a split second imagine I'm playing r6 siege and I need to zap it with my twitch bot

>>384165579
I was originally talking about the direction I rub things in. If my thumb accidentally slides east across the space bar, I have to rub it west a little bit to even everything out

>>384163903
The only times I don't wash my hands for a long time is either if I physically can't (ie no sinks around, even then I'll do what I can with water or what have you) or if I know I'll be getting them dirty for a long time anyway, like when working. I used to do inventory stocking and dealt with opening and compacting cardboard boxes a lot and would get lots of that box grease on my hands, and would only wash off during breaks or if something sticky got on my hands from a broken package. I can deal with it then because I know there's no point in washing my hands every five minutes, because I've got work to do, but it's mostly at home during my personal time where I want my hands to be clean when interacting with my computer and such. Other times if I'm going around on errands or out to eat, I'll wash my hands when I can out of habit.

If I accidentally skip over a piece of dialogue while A mashing and the game doesn't have a text log accessible, I either restart the section so I can read what I missed or be annoyed for the rest of the chapter if I'm too far from my last save. Once I finish it I look up the script for that chapter online.

>>384165967
Oh, yes that's pretty extreme. I just even out symmetrically with a vertical axis.

i once pissed myself because I didnt want to pause a boss fight

>>384135729
I try not to break gravestones in games because I believe it to be bad luck.

>>384166549
Jesus dude

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>>384166549
>I once paused a boss fight so I could piss myself

>>384136394
Zizek isn't that big of a deal, he just regurgitates what Gramsci, an actual thinker worth his salt, once said.

Though people who don't know better think he's hot shit.

>>384166846
ask me how I know you've seen his movies and never read his books

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>>384138350
I do a somewhat similar thing in EVE Online desu familia. My main character is Minmatar cuz dey dindu nuffin. Then I have an Amarrian character that I used only to run incursions in hisec and I thought if him as basically bound to my main character by indentured servitude (ironically, considering that the Amarr enslaved the Minmatar tribes as part of their religion, instigating the primary faction conflict in the game's lore). Then I have a character I use for trading and freighting in hisec, he is Gallentean. The Gallentean character was an old man in the Gallente Federation who my main character was good friends with growing up. Then, after my main character was accepted into the capsule program, he used his influence to get his Gallentean friend accepted into the program so he could be reborn as an immortal market tycoon and businessman. Lastly I have my true alt account character. She is girl from the Caldari State (imagine anarcho capitalism memes come to life) who met my main as a capsuleer. They got along well enough and decided to go blow shit up together.

>>384166923
What does that have to do with anything?

>>384167012
Just as I thought

I shouldn't even have to explain why he goes into far greater depth when working in a medium that doesn't require sentences and concepts to be simple enough to be understood while listening to him say them

>>384166923
Ask me how I know you don't know better.

>>384166549
Holy fuck, I'm laughing imagining how that must have gone. What boss were you fighting?

>>384166549
Please tell me you made a pouty face and said "uh ohh!"

>>384136394
>respected """thinker"""
>like Zizek, Harris, or Peterson

>borderline psychotic leftist meme man whose main claim to fame are his ticks and quirks, not unlike those shown by meth addicts
>meme youtube liberal atheist engaging in pointless "debates" with people to have his fans jerk off to
>meme youtube conservative 'philosopher' who is popular among the reddit trump crowd because HAHAHA DUDE HE TOTALLY BTFO THAT SJW XD

all of these are pathetic in their own regard
none of them are actual great thinkers

>>384143661
I do that too. I also like to take screenshots of any noteworthy discussion.

>>384135729
This is one of my favourite images on the internet.

>>384138652
em... what's the follow up?
just for investigation reasons

>>384156615
"barber surgeon knocking"

isn't the title of that tune shave and a haircut?

or is that the name of the whole production and that short jingle is called barber surgeon knocking? i don't know anymore

>>384149420
I always thought it was the concussion from the crash causing him to see things.

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>>384143661
(you)

>>384168356
No you're right, its a corrupted reference that I used by mistake.

>>384141240
Well a common misconception is that he's outright weak to magic. He just has no resistance to it. So like a standard fireball spell would do jack shit, but a fire that will always burn its target will always burn Supes.

That's how Wonder Woman fights him in various comics since her sword is enchanted to cut anything it comes in contact with.

>>384139335
I'm scared of what the theme for Hollow Knight will be

I've stopped playing games on Steam because I'm scared my Steam friends will know I'm active and ask me to play games with them

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>>384138792
That was actually funny thanks.

>>384139632
Double tap while you can!

>>384142570
>Play Skyrim
>Chug a million restore health potions
>Pause
>Go to kitchen
>Drink every drink in the house
>Die irl
>A least my character enjoyed the potions

>>384142095
I always will try to find a place with great cienery before i save the game and exit.

>>384167405
Darth Maul, Star Wars Episode 1 on the PS1. I was sat crossed legged rocking backwards and forwards trying to hold it in.

>it stands for sasuke
lol

I horde gems jewelry coins and other shiny things.
I even collected spoons in witcher 3.

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>>384138792
for fucks sake this isn't a ylyl thread

>>384170575
>Star Wars Episode 1 on the PS1
The one with like six playable characters, like the yellow lightsaber alien, where you go all throughout the trade fed. ship for the first level across conveyor belts and awkward platforms? I played that one a lot as a kid but sucked at it.

>>384165935
I do this too kek

>>384166549
What the fuck. If it was some kinda dark souls onebro run on ng+++++++ maybe I would get it if you COULDN'T pause, but being too lazy to pause the game so you can piss is disgusting

>>384135729
In any GTA game where you can add your own songs to the radio, I always add songs from before the year the game is set in.
So in san Andreas I only have songs from before 1992, in V only songs from before 2013, and so on.

>>384135729
I constantly summarize the things and game mechanics to my dad and explain it to him in my head.

>>384135729
When I'm in the shower I pretend I'm a YouTube game reviewer revising the last game I played

In GTA San Andreas I liked roleplaying CJ as a good citizen who had a house near the bitch, went shopping to the convenience store, went to the gym every afternoon, went dancing at night and traveled between the cities on business trips. I'd avoid all crime and only carry a regular pistol because I was a model American.
I might have spent more time doing that than actually playing the game proper.
Rockstar should really consider making a real life simulator.

>>384138350
Are you me?

i try to explain why i like my favourite games to a nonexisting audience (in my head).
This may take up several hours, but it feels so right and fun

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I once spent an hour working on my teabag game in Skullgirls. Hour well spent.

>>384146438
>can perform yin yang release ninjutsu
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>>384137803
Are you me?

>>384173314
The closest they came was IV imo

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>>384161349
>I made up all sorts of stuff about how Boos were the most mysterious of all the ghosts but I, rp'ing as a scientist, had been studying them in the mansion for years now and would lay out my future discoveries later in the journal.

This isn't autism bro.

It sucks that when we get older, these types of things, which drive our creativity get looked down upon and ridiculed and so you end up abandoning these hobbies that cultivate what could be the most powerful skill you could have.

Sucks she killed it when you were much younger.

As I played the first Fallout I wrote down a journal in paper about the events that were taking place, as well as my character's feelings, hopes and fears of the mission.
I intended to put a cover to it and everything, but I lost it a few years ago in a move.

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>>384136394
>The real pathetic part is how often I fantasize about being some sort of respected """thinker""" like Zizek, Harris, or Peterson
eesh