Grimoire - Neanderthal Edition Thread

>>384129731
Incline me daddy

>>384129946
Windows probably has less cruft and garbage built up in it's codebase.

>>384130362
lol

>>384129731
Is it out yet?

>>384130587
It'll be out after Serious Sam 4.

>>384130587
Nope, so you've still got lots of time to allocate a free 600 hours to fully experience this game

>>384130587
No, he's going to be "fixing bugs almost ready to release" for the next 4 years.

bump

All you naysayers don't deserve to play the game when it releases next friday. Honestly if I was Gaben I would look up names of people in rpgcodex forums, and if they have a steam account and said bad things about Grimoire prevent them from buying the game.

>>384129731
>tfw too much of a sape to play this

>>384132038
Might as well just ban everyone from RPGCodex then.

>>384132961
All 30 people?

finally the best thread is up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUq-Y7LNjyM

this popped up in my recommended vids and it's actually pretty cool
cleve may be insane but the game doesn't look bad imo

>>384129731

I think IF there is a game the game will be an unplayable mess and a glitch fest

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You have to force Cleve to publish screenshots of the game and the tools he uses to develop it.

NO SAPES ALLOWED

>>384133676
>drop what I'm doing
Yeah, I guess you have to stop TESTING THE GAME to make some screenshots, since you cannot do both at the same time.

>>384133225
>lava with white fog
This looks like a really bad Hexen map.

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>>384134262
* Fixing another issues *

Explain it people.

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>even the grimwah threads are dead now
Just let it go boys, save your pastas and screencaps for the next release date that cleve will pull out of his cavepainting ass soon.

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>this was the last pass before someone else plays them
>someone is going to have to play this 600 hour game fully AGAIN before he releases it

>>384134808
I'm not satisfied until he's painted the entire source code and data of Grimoire onto the walls of a cave somewhere.

>>384134808
They aren't dying and the game is still coming out. Tomorrow infact!

>>384135429
>randomly change some shit
>breaks entire game progress

This is how you know this shit is never getting released. He was a sloppy game dev from the start.

>>384133225
That lich fight gave me cancer.

>Working on the same game for 23 years

>>384136612
Got a problem with Neanderthal workflow, sape?

>>384136954
God created the world in 7 days

>>384133225
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>384137238
And look how shitty that turned out to be.

http://www.unrealworld.fi/urw_devhist.html

>>384137408
this
if cleve created the world each of us would have gotten 600 years of entertainment and customizable portraits

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it's still not out

>>384137718
What is this, and how good is it?

>>384141080
It's a RPG Survival game

... and it's good

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>>384137718
>low magic world

>>384141372
fuck-off potter fag

>>384141273
Do you mean it's good, or it is dwarf fortress level of good?

>>384142260
DF is below average when it comes to roguelikes.

>>384142260
All < Dwarf Fortress > Unreal World

>>384142485
That's not a proper inequality

>>384142260
It's a game that had been in development for 26 (twenty-six) years by two Finns. It's essential autismcore at the very least.

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>>384129731
If he is so intelligent, how is he can't wear clothes properly.

So there's this girl you've known for a long time. She's close to perfect in your eyes cute intelligent perfect body all that shit. When you were both younger you used to hang out together, almost but not quite making it to the next stage. Then she disappeared from your life, with slight but no real regrets you moved on.
A few years later she suddenly shows up again, this time making heavy advances on you. You're a reasonable guy living a stable life and you realize this probably wont get anywhere so try to stay collected but still you can't stop dreaming and masturbating about her again. Then, one evening you both get drunk, she basically throws herself at you, you kiss and are this close to tearing her clothes off your dick about to explode..
..until she tells you it's not a good idea and you leave miserable and frustrated.

This girl, completely and honestly unaware of being at fault in any way, contacts you again a week later. Innocently she asks to go out for dinner.
And again the next week. And again. And you keep falling for it because she seems so perfect...

I won't judge people who get off on this fantasy. There's tons of weirder fetishes.
I'm just warning fans of old school and classic video games who stumble upon this on Steam:
Grimoire is not a role-playing game, nor a dungeon crawler or Wizardry clone. Do not believe the labels. It's a meta cuck simulator with you as the main protagonist. It might be difficult to believe but that is the entire purpose of its (mostly fictional) existence. Unless you're into that stuff -in which case go ahead play the demo and enjoy blue balls forever- stay the fuck away from it.

>>384144134
That's deep man.

>>384143454
But how much content is there in the game? 600 hours worth?

>>384144812
No, and you cannot ride turtles either. Grimoire is obviously superior to anything us dumb sapes could have ever thought of.

>>384143260
and this isn't math class

>>384144812
Grimoire has exactly 0 hours of content.

I think this Cleve thing has burned all it's energy. It was fun when he had the deadline on but now it's soon been 2 weeks since that date.

>>384146125
>it's been 2 weeks since that date
Try four years.

>>384146312
Try twenty years.

Are you ready to play the best game ever made? I'd give it 90% chance that tomorrow is the day, he's almost done bugtesting.

>>384148765
Everyday we have a 0.000005% for a Grimwah release.

I'm not sure if I actually want this to come out or for it to forever be "coming out".

>>384137718
Just what is this supposed to be? Never seen it before.

>>384130587
Cleve needs to do a couple of dozen more 600hr playthroughs to iron out ALL bugs.

>>384150334
It's the second best Finnish achievement of all time.

>>384129731
>Game is 600 hours long
>But he didn't clarify that waiting for release counts as gameplay too

>>384150595
And the first?

>>384150912
Autism.

i doubt anyone who finished wiz7 has any problem believing 600+hours playtime estimates. that game was the epitome of a crawl

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The final boss of Grimoire

*pic related*

>>384151384
huh.... thought it was "killing commies"

>>384151745
>*blocks your path*

>>384151554
Just about 90 hours honestly.

Start to finish, with having played Wiz6 before Wiz7, so decent starting party instead of the shit you get from creating characters in that game itself.

Wiz8 is about 70 hours.

>>384151745
Does he ALWAYS wear that belt pouch, even when he's at home?

>>384153253
Style that fly requires commitment

>>384152912
>Just about 90 hours honestly.
yeah no certainly not without maps/guides/trainers or other cheats

>>384133225
The fuck happened during that Lich fight besides he assigned everyone an attack and then everyone fucking died

>>384133225
Looks fucking terrible.

>>384153726
I have played the super demo so I can explain a bit
Their weapons/armor are the starting gear in the game. He didnt even cast any spells to debuff the lich or buff his party. He is a low level for the area. He also did a fast forward through the fight.

>>384153652
I played Wiz 7 before, so I already knew where I was going, so that certainly helped with the time, but if you look at Lets plays and such, most are no more than 110 hours, averaging 80~100 hours roughly.

Something Awful tried a blind Lets Play that was about 130 hours, and that's without a guide although the thread is only available if you have an account and paid the extra $10 for the Archive feature.

>>384154687
>although the thread is only available if you have an account and paid the extra $10 for the Archive feature.
how...awful

>>384154851
You don't want to pay $30 to have access to a dead forums, the ability to see threads more than one month old and the ability to search through the thousands of pages of threads?

>>384153253
He hides his massive neanderthal dong inside it.

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>>384154851
>>384155018
>not bankrolling lowtax to fix his broken ego after he got his face kicked in by uwe boll

him bringing grimoire to steam was the best thing he ever did, just look at the amount of people that defend him no matter what, he now has an infinite legion of people willing to defend him on the steam forums

>>384135429
so he's ALMOST done with testing?

>>384157818
nah