It's the law, Pearl.

>>384127889

WHY CAN'T PEARL EVER WIN?

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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hahahahaha

cakebois btfo

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There's only one law and that's to execute all you squiggers

>>384127889

What was the final vote percentages?

>>384128096
75-25

The "humor" in this localization is gross. Where did everything go so fucking wrong.

>>384128190
Respect the law Cakeboy

>>384128096
24 - 76 Votes
49 - 51 Solo play
53 - 47 Team play

>>384128190
Treehouse got packed with "hip" millennials.

>>384128190
Yeah, I bet the japanese version is side-splittingly hilarious

Pearl looks like a mash up between Squidward and Caveman Spongebob.

>>384128127
Damn, surprised so many people backed the black ugly squid. Guess they don't want to be pedophiles.

>>384128190
if you want japanese then learn japanese fuckboi

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>>384127889

Rock splatfest demonstrated that, in equal numbers, Pearlfags are better players.

I mean, who the fuck would chose pop over rock anyways? Marinafags and tumblr thats who.

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>>384128049
Holy fuck
Marie is actually /pol/
mad squid bois that our octarian queen are better than their squiddy girl

>>384128297
There was no cake in the Japanese version you stupid fuck so at least a third of the stupidity isn't present. Sit the fuck down you fanboy fag.

Changing rock v pop to ice cream and cake is one of the dumber rewrites that passes off as a translation I've seen recently.

>whats the good news marina
>breaking news? what did you break this time
did nobody read this shit back before they finished it, jesus.

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>>384127889
Go ahead call the police. I'll have your octo ass deported

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>>384128401
>not supporting delicious brown
>supporting the ugly brat instead

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>>384127889
What the FUCK

>>384128401
>supporting a character means you want to fuck them

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>>384128472
Calm down you autist

Who gives a fuck about cuckmerica? what matters is that Pearl won in the country that matters (glorious nippon).

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>squid sisters get one new song
>it's the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uC9z7SgLOE

>>384129021
It's shit. All Off the Hook songs are better.

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>>384128640
>Team Cake gets completely shit on in the votes
>turns out people just want to fuck the darksquid
>day after Team Ice Cream takes supreme victory
>National Ice Cream Day
shit was rigged from the start famila

I just realized that we are inevitably going to get Marie's umbrella as a dlc weapon

The battle music was great! Even when Pearl was singing/rapping!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_mgnj4O1F4

>>384129442
Ebb and Flow is so far the best song in either Splatoon.

these are actually all rigged

It's my birthday today.

I'm having cake AND ice cream and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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>>384128620
>not supporting the cute loli

>>384129321

It's probably an amiibo exclusive.

my EARS holy squid
this is too good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ygv5kp9044

>>384129628
To my tragedy it is the one I like the least of all new music and it being the main Splatfest battle theme.

>>384129878
>cute
she looks like a fucking goblin.
What the fuck happened to the character designs?

>>384128190
If it's anything like the first game, the US version won by a mile in localization.

>>384130201
>Take bratty rebellious loli and turn her into an inoffensive nobody without a personality
>Take a shy and meek octoling with a lot of respect for her senior and turn her into a bitch that takes any opportunity to shit on Pearl even when it's not warranted, or makes any sense.

It's shit.

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FUCKING SQUIGGERS

GET OUT OF MY GAME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Liking Ratbaby

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>keep the worst shopkeepers
>remove the only good one

I fucking hate you nintendo

>People picking sides based off of whether it is backed by Pearl or Marina
>Not actually picking based on preferred dessert

Jesus Christ you Marina fags disgust me as much as anyone defending Pearl's ratface.

Brown does nothing for me and she seems annoying sometimes, but I think Pearl looks like the fucking spawn of satan. Jesus that 5 head. And wtf is with the dots for eyebrows. Not to mention she's a total bitch.

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>>384128190
i really hope this is only exclusive to the testfire and the actual game Marina is likeable

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>Dogs are now legally better than cats
>Burgers are now legally better than pizza
>Pirates are now legally better than ninjas
>Patrick is now legally better than Spongebob
>Decepticons are now legally better than Autobots
>Marie is now legally better than Callie

>>384131189
Isn't she running the mobile phone shop now?

Spike is also sill there, he's off in the coffee shop enjoying himself.

People got old and moved on Anon.

>>384128640
>most of the people on NoA was for icecream
>it is in the middle of summer
>when you think of summer you think of ice cream
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea of a splatfest theme? At least have it be ice cream vs popcicles or pie vs cake so that it would be a little more of an even playing field and there wasnt such a huge bias

>>384131316
cake is an overall better desert and is way more varied. ice cream is alright but only works certain seasons for most and tastes like shit unless its gelato or similar.

>>384131515
Show Spike you nigger I need my poncho buddy.

>>384131515
Spyke is staring at a broken laptop all day. He probably misses being a street urchin

>>384131808
Yeah, but this is summer time, and was 1 day before National Ice Cream Day in the US.

Besides, ice cream can be pretty fucking varied if you know what you are doing.

>>384131658
>Implying it wasn't intentional
>Implying Treehouse won't rig every single splatfest in Marina's favor

>>384131316
this was another main reason this shit was bad this splatfest. there was such a bias towards ice ream it was not even funny. It would make more sense to have it be about ice cream or popcicles or some other cold dessert because it is fucking summer and most people will think about something cold and sweet to eat when it is hot out

>>384131808
Maybe your brain needs some cooling down, you have desert on the mind.

Try some ice cream!

>>384127996
pearl won in japan...

>>384128401
>Guess they don't want to be pedophiles

Is this an insult now?

>>384129878
>cute
She's an ugly gremlin

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>>384131449
DELET THIS

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>>384131449
>Dogs are now legally better than cats
But if cats won in EU, what does that mean? Wouldn't they be legally even?

>>384128401
>black ugly squid
You don't have taste.
inb4 all black look the same

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>>384128190
I still don't see why people cling to the first game's translation. NoA did it wrong.

>>384132394
Anon, you can't expect americans to know what a phalanx formation is. They have no military history beyond guns.

>>384128472
North Americans aren't even cultured enough to really distinguish between pop and rock.

>>384129442
God fuck this makes me miss splatfest already so hard
Can I just make myself fall into a coma for a week?

>>384132394
Because the intent is the same. Callie sets it up and Marie's dumb answer is the punchline

If Pearl and Marina had that same conversation in Japanese the english version would end up with Pearl setting Marina up and Marina saying the Bubbler is a shit

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>Every splatfest is just going to be waifu faggotry wars
>Only people picking there side is actual children

>>384131993
i know, which is why it was rigged against cake. ice cream still has limited variation, once you include it as an ingredient (eg spider) its not exactly ice cream (exception ice cream cake)

>>384132394
Based NoE not fucking with the content

>>384129868
Happy Birthday faggot.

God, Pearl looks like the fucking Boss Baby

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>>384132394
>Americans never learnt any history beyond WW2 and don't know what a phalanx formation is
Read a book, faggots.

>>384127889

Why is the thing in the left so revolting to look at?

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Lore

>>384133683
More like jewish manipulation

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>>384133683
R I G G E D
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E
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>>384129442

fuck I can't wait a whole week to play splatoon, it's so fucking fun

I'll pass the time by running around in botw shield surfing down hills sniping goats

>>384133683
RIGGGGEEEEDD

>>384128640
DEEPEST

>>384127889
As if Splatoon couldn' t be more pedo bait.

>>384133215
MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO WIN

>>384128401
Maybe people backed ice cream itself and not the character endorsing it?
Ever give that a thought?

>>384133683
The splatfest was rigged.

>>384127889
nobody cares about your garbage splatoon faggotry, fuck off already

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>>384127889
Reminder that Reggie's an Icefag

>>384135643
If people don't care then why are there 58 posters, and 80+ replies?

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>>384135643
Enough people care to keep these threads alive and make more.

Someone having a bad day, anon?

>>384129968
I like it

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>Always hated Splatoon.
>Think this cake and ice cream shit is autistic as fuck.
>To no ones surprise, diet-/pol/ fags on /v/ made it about 'race'.

>The darkie wins.
wtf I love Splatoon now.

>>384128049
heh this is actually pretty funny

>>384135707
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

Reminder that ice cream won because it's superior to cake in every way. It's just a coincidence it was Marinas side

>>384128049
Marie is best Idoru

Callie is an accessory

off the hook is shit

>>384136286
>>384136421
look at that, dosent that just say she is sassy person with attitude and always gives out passive aggressive snide remarks all the time?

Why is she black if she doesn't need melanin because she can't sunburn

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What other laws must pearl abide by?

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>>384136856
Rock is better then Pop

Guys I just realized

This is the first time Europe got a splatfest choice that wasn't complete garbage

>>384136286
>>384136421
sqigger always looks uncomfortable

>>384136956
We didn't get a splatfest at all. We were crammed into the american one instead and since their numbers drown us out we didn't make a lick of difference.

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Did they really have to make the both of them look like ugly bitches with artificial faces painted onto their heads? I guess this is some kind of way to make people not decide these over waifus at all.

>>384127889
So Marina ended up the bitch

how about that

>>384137095
Marina is literally the best looking Nintendo character yet

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So was I just not getting the strategy or was that special attack for the charger useless as fuck? Its coverage is about the same as a Sharpie and moves at the speed of erosion.

>>384137190
Her face continues to look stupid and it looks permanently stuck that way.

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>being a cakefag
LMAOing at your life

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Don't worry kids, Mr. Tastee is here to help ya celebrate!

What can I get ya Squiddo?

>>384137208
Since you are using a charger which focuses on killing other players rather than inking turf the special compliments that play style.

>>384127889

I kind of like this world building and hope this isn't just some throwaway line. Since it seems like the entire race of squidlings follows these splatfests, and turf wars were so important for keeping territories, I like thinking that they actually do settle objective matters with splatfests

>>384128401
Cake is shit

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There's only enough room in this world for two idols

and Callie is back

>>384137381
Wow I can totally see the bitchy attitude and epic bantz coming off of this body language.

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>>384130526

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I wish i saved the screencap, but we all must remember to thank Wall-Chan for his contribution.

>>384137382

Yeah but it's not always going to be on a charger, I'm sure it'll end up on brushes and blasters and whatever else in the final game. Compare it to the missiles, which could also see through walls, but lock onto multiple targets and actually seemed to kill faster as well.

>>384137758
It's to get you into that mindset when you use it. Admittedly I never used chargers that much and I have yet to try out that special but I just know someone will learn how to use it correctly in no time. it probably helps to know the enemy location when you use it so perks like seeing enemy inklings through walls briefly will be a thing.

>>384137171
She is just politely reminding Pearl of the law. Chapter 3, paragraph 5 of the Splatfest rules.

>>384129442
>That chorus
HHNNNGG
It's perfect for an eurobeat remix.

Christ the localization is fucking cringy as shit.

You guys are all drones.
>Splatfest was clearly rigged so that Ice Cream 100% won no matter what
>Butchered Pearls original personality
>Made Marina into a cunt when she's supposed to be shy and somebody who looks up to Pearl

They fucked up, admit it.

>>384137208
It goes through walls and has really long range. The point is to hit them where they aren't expecting it, such as if they're hiding or camping out a vantage point. You don't use it if you don't know where they are.

>>384129878
Pearl literally looks like an imp. She is not cute. She's disgusting. At least Marina has some sex appeal.

>>384127889
All squiggers should be gassed.

>>384130071
>>384132248
>>384138329
Fuck off you faggots. I bet you're all fat greasy ugly cunts. Stop talking shit about Pearl.

>>384138142
go whine about it in social media so it has a chance to ch-nah

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>>384138329
delet this

>>384135707
REGGIED

>>384138142
>>Butchered Pearls original personality
>>Made Marina into a cunt when she's supposed to be shy and somebody who looks up to Pearl
Any proof. I don't speak Japanese.

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>>384138329
>calls her an imp
>forgets that this ugly piece of shit exists

>>384128620
>Brat
Marina was the bitchest one during map changes

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>unironically playing a shooter for children
How old are you all?

>>384139127
old enough to know that little girls are cuter than adults

>>384139127
Old enough to not care what random anons think.

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>>384139125
You'd be pissy too if you had to hand around an ugly little gremlin all day.

>>384130450
[citation needed] you dumb weeb.

>>384136921
dude her eye

>>384139492
>I'm a fucking moron that can't speak Jap, please spoonfeed me
He's right, they completely fucked Pearl & Mariners personalities.

>>384138693
During Map changes.

Pearl: This place has great acoustics
Marina:Yeah no one can tell how offkey you are

>>384139624
typical dumb weeb, can't even prove what he's bitching about.

>>384139127
Old enough to know that true happiness is not found in the validation of others but you'reself

>>384139640
What does Pearls pearl taste like?

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CAKEFAGS

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

BTFO!
B T F O !!!!! MARINA WON BABY
PEARL CONFIRMED DUMPSTER TIER

>>384139640
>friendly shittalking and sass immediately make her a bitch
Oh come on. They have to make these conversations interesting somehow.

>Splatfest ended on ice cream day
>TOTALLY NOT RIGGED
Creamfags on suicide watch.

>>384139803
>Nigger lovers are this pathetic
Wow what a surprise.

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>>384138458
Your tastes are shit mate.

>>384137381
>Uses keigo

>>384140082
>shitpost all saturday long about muh cake and how ice cream fags are shit
>get DECIMATED by them

WAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

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>>384139803
I wonder what those feet would smell like. They are pretty well drawn haha

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>>384128640

>>384136421
holy shit that skirt is low

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>>384140039
Then they should just switch the roles.

>>384140039
It would have been fine if it was Pearl doing the shit talking. You know, the one who actually looks the part? Plus nothing about Marina says she is a sassy shit talker. She is a shy person new to the scene and has a teacher/student relationship with Pearl. Now that does not mean she can't come up with bantz PERIOD but at the way she is now, it's just a big disconnect with how she acts and what she says.

>>384140430
I think it's fine that the cuter one gets to take shots at the one with a fucked up scrunched up goblin face. It's like she's already offended already.

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>>384140430
this isnt even banter. its straight out being rude. what a dumb nigger.

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>>384140607
Well maybe the gremlin should learn to sing right.

>>384140039
There's a difference between shit talking bantz and just putting someone down for no reason.
Pearl doesn't set any of Marina's punchlines up. She just makes matter of fact statements and then Marina shits on her.
It looks more like bullying than anything else which is completely baffling when you compare them to their original japanese counterparts where Marina is a polite and shy octoling that looks up to Pearl and her comebacks aren't at all hostile.

They tried to recreate Callie and Marie, but forgot that these new girls have a completely different dynamic that doesn't lend itself well to the type of snide remarks Marie used to make.

>>384140607
Pearltrash obliterated

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>>384140430
>Pearl could've been the Marie that Marie never was
>instead they make the nice looking one a bitch and the bratty looking one kind
Guess I'm a Pearlfag now.

>>384140705
When I see this, I see someone who is stuck up and bratty and should be the one making the bants.

>>384140430
Filthy ape. The localization team are a joke. That ain't right at all, Pearl did nothing wrong.

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>>384137334
Trump wishes he could win the popular vote like Marina.

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>>384140705
They truly fucked up that model. Got that thing reminds me of a Final Fantasy goblin.

>>384139640
Okay, but what was the Japanese?

>>384128448
Marie is great for a lot of reasons, but /pol/ tendencies isn't one of them. Head on back, kiddo.

>>384140917
That ice cream flavor is the best

>>384140430
>The fans bully Pearl
>Marina bullies Pearl
>Treehouse bullies Pearl

I feel so bad for her.

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>tfw no switch
I hope you all have fun with the splatfests. I'll just watch you all talk about the game

>They made Marina a cunt
>Constantly throwing in sly biting remarks to the character that was already not too popular

This angers me more than it should.

>>384141190
I grown to like Pearl mostly cause of the fan art. Marina is actually really boring to draw

>>384141000
>JP -
>Marina: Uu.. Pearl-senpai, you are louder than usual so it's harder for me to adjust the audio setting!
She comes off as being new and not wanting to over step her boundaries with her senior and not just flat out be a cunt about it.

>>384141209
just

buy one?

>>384141230
Good. I want Pearlfags to get annihilated completely.

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>>384141000

>>384141176
No proof there. Also unlike Trump, she didn't need to commit treason to win. Because not everyone needs to conspire with the Salmon aka Russians to rig victory for splatfest.

>>384141275
Do you not get bored spending 50% of the image drawing a forehead?

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>>384141116
>Splatoon thread are infested with /pol/ "humor"
I don't fucking want this future if this is what threads are going to be like

>>384141230
Dude she's black so she has to be sassy xdddd remember Marie?

>>384127889

Pearl going rougue and replaced by Callie when?

>>384141275
I get that, fanart is the only way Pearl is going to look palatable anyways

>>384132041
Jesus christ can the japs have any bigger shit taste?

>>384138142
You only think that because you've read some terribly butchered translations.

In the japanese version you could say that at the very best she views pearl as a child. She's constantly chastising her and being incredibly direct in a way you just wouldn't talk to someone if you were being polite.

>>384138693
Neither does he.

>>384141338
>keeps posting this
Literally sounds like every generic anime every, I'm glad it's changed you fucking weeb

>>384141415
>Has to be the sassy one
Kinda makes sense but then why does pearl look like a fucking goblin?

>>384141306
I don't wanna buy a console for 1 game.

>>384141338
>>384141289
That's awful. Why would they do this when they already have the bitch character right there.

Next splafest need to be Capitalism vs Communism.

>>384141512
But that's the first time I've posted that?

>>384141538
Then you can't complain

>>384141509
>>In the japanese version you could say that at the very best she views pearl as a child. She's constantly chastising her and being incredibly direct in a way you just wouldn't talk to someone if you were being polite.

You have no idea what you're talking about and I doubt you can read a lick of Japanese.

>>384141415
It worked well for Marie and Callie because they both look and acted the part. Callie was chipper and ditzy so obviously she made the dumb remarks where the cool headed one will come up with a quip to what she said.

>>384141364
No I also don't like using up all my copic markers on trashy brown skin

>>384136559
KILL YOURSELF WEEB FAGGOT

>>384141603
Then you are an even bigger faggot for saving that screencap

>>384141509
Fuck off you moron, I bet I speak better Jap than you and I've only been learning for a year and a bit.
You sound like you've just google translated some shit and yet think you understand the subtle nuances of Jap.

>>384141717
XD epic

>>384141649
>I doubt you can read a lick of Japanese
And you can?

This is the same fucking dynamic as the first game what the fuck

Combining the European and American results was a mistake.

>>384141552
NoA must have thought having a shy and gentle character was bad for business so they had to make her a sassy and empowered character who dont need no squids.

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>>384141761
Whatever you say, buddy.

>>384141649
Explain why anon, im curious to know how if she was being formal or not with pearl. Watching a lot of gaki showed me that it was generally seen as bad manners to speak casually to a senior

>>384141512
This.
JP is generic boring anime "uhhh senpai" shit

At least English has some bantz

>>384141870
出来ますよ
クソ外人

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>people fighting over which desert is best
you first worlders really have it good you know

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Here's a though. maybe if cakefags spent more time not being total shit, they would have had a chance of winning.

>>384128472
Rock vs Pop was an old European Splatfest already.

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>>384141870
I will give you a hint

this says Hime-senpai. You know what senpai is right? It is usually a term given to someone who is higher up than you. Like a teacher or a boss.

>>384141390

America vs Mexico splatfest when

>>384141984
She uses keigo, refers to Pearl as her senpai and generally treats her with respect as her senior.

>>384142103
We don't have any deserts over here, you shitskin.

>>384141901
I really hope this was just for the testfire and the actual game will have our own splatfests. Otherwise these fests are going to continually get skewed thanks to EU players. It also goes without saying that we need better splatfest themes than the totally-not-biased shit we got.

>>384142329
i kek

Shy and polite is boring. I'm glad NoA actually understands what we actually want in an idol

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Quick, post your ugly pearls like pic related

>>384128251
>Pearl nearly won despite having only 25% of the playerbase
Ice creamers are embarrassing themselves

>>384142345
>Implying Euros are a drop in the bucket
If anyone's getting fucked, it's us. we get no splatfests and out votes count for shit.

>>384142149
What the...? You can read k-k-kana? No way...this power...I've got to completely rethink this strategy, 'cause this guy's on another level entirely...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMpTLBau0o&list=PL53A3C3C89E180471

>>384141552
They didn't. In the original japanese she says ですからね which is something you'd say to a misbehaving child.

>>384141834
>don't actually know what I'm talking about but here's why you're wrong.

>>384142149
>せんぱい can be used to refer to a boss.

No it's only used for someone who is on the same level of whatever hierarchy as you but has been doing whatever you're doing for longer. You would not call your boss that. In this case she's using it sarcastically.

Is there a leak of the campaign yet?

I've only been seeing everyone posts Marie's banter and quips.

>>384140430
The thing that confuses me about this dialogue is that it's so inconsistent.
In the splatfest announcement, Pearl was aggressively digging at ice cream, and marina was just being defensive and pouty and easily insulted. Now she's suddenly talking shit at pearl for no reason. What the hell?

>>384141512
>>384142008
oh yeah, lets just make her marie in black face.

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>>384142380

>>384142370
Apologists like this are absolutely pathetic.

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>contrarian by heart
>always root for the losers
>heart tells me Team Pearl, but brain tells me Team Marina since Team Pearl is basically Team /Pol/

>>384142103

Pearl's going to lose every splatfest

She's too bullyable.

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>>384132927
>acting like this is exclusive to Spla2n

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SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>384132927
Say the faggot posting a hate speech meme. Fuck off.

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>>384141350

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>>384142487
what does this say to you then if it is so easy to read?

>>384136286
>>384136421
She looks like she was dragged to wherever she is against her will. Like she really doesn't want to be there.

>>384128005
>>384128049
How the fuck does Nintendo manage to make such good-looking games on last gen hardware?

>>384142502
Smug that she won, maybe? I dunno.

>>384142489
She's not using it sarcastically at all.

>>384142772
The power of love anon

>>384138142
>>384138693
Humpback Pump track
>JP -
>Marina: Uu.. Pearl-senpai, you are louder than usual so it's harder for me to adjust the audio setting!
>En -
>Marina: Yeah, the reverb makes it easier to ignore how off-key you are!

Moray Tower
>JP -
>Marina: Pearl-senpai, if you keep staring at the view the festival is going to end!
>En -
>Marina: You know what else is magical? Winning instead of staring at a parking garage.

>>384139127
all videogames are for children

>>384132290
>Cats win EU because dogs are Islamophobic
Really roasts my chestnuts.

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>>384142370
>Americans can't understand the subtly of JP dialogue. It's no wonder your president speaks at a year 10 reading level.

>>384142772
Style over substance. Relatively low poly, low resolution graphics, with extreme optimization.

>>384142828
Nah that was during the stage announcement when it's unclear who won. The victory announcement was actually not all that smug, it was just marina being very matter of fact, in a funny way actually. It's just the stage announcements (the second pair) where marina is like "yeah fuck you you stupid bitch"

>>384142772
Art Direction > Graphics

>>384138329
>>384130071
/short/ would like to have a word with you

>>384142534
MORE

>>384143006
Ah, okay. I don't even have a Switch yet so I probably shouldn't be assuming when that line was said.

>>384142939
Because Americans don't speak nor understand Japanese, which is the entire reason localization exists.

>>384142829
She talks to pearl like she's a fucking idiot. There's no way in hell she's being sincere with that.

>Pearlfags all of a sudden taking issue with translation because it shits on their Bride of Chucky waifu

U M A D
M
A
D

>>384142541
don't let /pol/ factor into this. Is it impossible for some people here to let anything about skin color go through one ear and out the other?

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>>384142380

>>384142850
It's only the second pair of stages too (which, if you stayed in the game and didn't re enter, you wouldn't have even seen the announcement for).

The first pair of stages match up to what we've seen of marina so far, from the localization, she's kind of pouty and very matter of fact, kind of like the straight woman of the duo. It almost feels like it's old dialogue they forgot to remove, like it's callie and marie dialogue.

>>384128472
I'm pretty sure that comment was sarcastic you quadruple nigger

>>384132290

Dogs are haram over there, so it's a special exception.

>>384142939
>cakecucks so asshurt they think Trump jokes matter
Fucking pathetic.

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Can someone whos actually learned japanese from something other then watching anime actually explain if marina is being chastising in her japanese dialogue ? Like actually explain why parts of the sentance structure make it sarcastic and such

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People are quick to try and make Marina, the bad Octo. I present you evidence contradicting that.

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>>384140430
>>384141190

Is Pearl, dare I say it, Splatoon's Nakazato?

>Japan
>Confident senpai idol and her shy demure partner
>America
>Gremlin chew toy and her passive aggressive cunt "friend"
Treehouse confirmed for literal bullies.

>>384143276
MORE UGLY

>>384143236
Yeah, I'm really starting to hate Marina now. What a cunt for no reason, like Marie.

>>384142939
>Year 10.
Spotted the Leaf.

>>384143276
Look at the look she gives you. Doesn't that just say she is a bratty princess type?

When are Marie and cuttlefish going to show up and scream

"What the fuck is that OctoNigger doing on the stage!"

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>>384143236
>Bride of Chucky

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>>384143447

>>384143441
She was only passive aggressive, in all the dialogue we've seen so far, in the two stage introductions in the middle of the splatfest, which you can't even see unless you close the game and launch it again. I think those are there by accident.

>>384143276

Why is she so punchable good lord who wold vote for such a bully magnet

Why are Pearl and Marina so inferior to Callie and Marie in every way?

>>384142772
They are making games and not glorified moving pictures.

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>>384128640
>we're through the looking glass here people

>>384143265
>Is it impossible for some people here to let anything about skin color go through one ear and out the other?
The more you hear about racism, the harder it becomes to ignore race.

>>384143457
S U P E R M A D
U
P
E
R
M
A
D

>>384143364
Look at the look Marina gives. How does it make sense to anyone that she says the shit she says in english?

>>384142494
I wish. The 20th seems like the day the NDA expires, so they'll probably be several then

>>384143579
But why are they even there to begin with?

>>384143457
>What a cunt for no reason.
>Pearl is a cunt before, talks shit.
>Marina brings back the bantz.
>OMG YOU MONSTER!

You're like those girls who taunt men with sexist shit, then freak out when the men bring back the bantz on them and cry for attention.

>>384142465
>Cake lost the vast majority of their matches
>Still nearly won because of Nintendo's rigging
Why do Pearlfags keep badmouthing the new system? With the old version you would have lost even harder.

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>people bitching about ice cream vs cake
>not fusing the two to make the ultimate desertform

>>384143236
>>384143684
>>384143447
>>384143101
>>384139803

What an autistic fuck. This is a prime example of the Marina fanbase. Look at this pitiful cunt.

>>384143749
Placeholder dialogue? Old version? It's definitely possible, I think we're playing on an older version of the game.

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>>384141598

Pearl better represent Capitalism.

>>384142893
Oh yes, because Splatoon and Gears of War have the same demographic.

>>384143843
Molten hot chocolate cake + a scoop of vanilla ice cream is pure heaven

>>384143862
>being mad enough to reply

A S S B L A S T E D A N D B T F O

>>384143862
BRIDE OF CHUCKY

>>384143826
Show me evidence of pearl ever being mean to marina
I'll wait

i fucking hate ice cream

>>384143826
There was no set up like how Callie and Marie did it so it comes off like Marina is being mean spirited for no reason.

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The European Results for anyone who missed them.

How will cake fags ever recover getting blown out by the metric system?

>>384142541
This is a fart eater poster.

>>384144021
Both of those games are played by 12 year olds so yes, yes they do.

>>384144042
>Acting like an underage faggot
Absolutely pathetic.

Why is pearl so fucking ugly?

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>>384128049
Wow I played this game when it was new and I just now got 'calamari' pun that Callie and Marie have going on.

I am fucking retarded.

>>384144191
One is for children, the other is not.
I wouldn't be caught dead playing Splatoon.

>>384144021
Both are played by children it's just that one series is geared towards more mature children or children with worse parents.

fuck me, I forgot how autistic splatoon fans were

>>384144391
All videogames are for children.

>>384144351

she's supposed to be, looking like a bratty Irish knot is part of her charm.

>>384128190
>>384128281

>Gross
>Millennials

Oh boy

>>384144102
Wait, what

>>384142735
Well being a corporate slave of the enemy race will do that to you

>>384144667
It's just random numbers being shown on screen as a "reveal prep"

>>384144484
>i am so much better than them

>i think everything is shit

>>384132394
Eternal Phalanx Omega is a stupid name though. Forever Phalanx Final is slightly less awful. At least Bubble Huddle rolls off the tongue. The best

>>384144205
J O H N F R E E M A N W H O W A S G O R D O N F R E E M A N S B R O T H E R W A S O N E D A Y I N A N O F F I C E T Y P I N G O N A C O M P U T E R H E G O T A N E M A I L F R O M H I S B R O T H E R T H A T S A I D T H A T Y O U W E R E M A D O N L I N E B E C A U S E O F S P L A T F E S T

>>384134769
Considering the extraordinary amount of comments on every website about how great Marina is and how hideous Pearl is, I'm going to go with, largely, no. I backed Ice Cream because I prefer it, but if things are going to stay this way in the main game, I'll probably select whatever side Pearl is on if only so I get some decent fucking matchmaking.

>>384144525
>>384144021

>>384131818
He was in the direct

>>384145019
>>384144437

>>384144948
Didn't read, you're clearly seething though you man child.

>>384143489
In Canada we refer to that as Grade 10.

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>Still no evidence of pearl being a bully
>All this evidence of marina being a bully
I bet she molests pearl too, that animal

From what I've seen, she probably only talks like that to Pearl because she puts up with Pearl's bullshit everyday.

>>384144943
Yeah eternal phalanx omega sounds pretty shit desu. Just a bad made up name that doesn't really mean anything.

>>384132394
As someone who loves Phalanx techniques, you can't tell me that "bubble huddle" doesn't sound better for a cartoonish kid's game.

You guys hear the unused splatfest tracks? They're pretty great. Here's one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvYFQ2W1mM

>>384137208
When you initially activate it, it releases a burst that can kill enemies almost on top of you. You can then charge it to expand it's effect and increase it's spread on impact. It's like a more localized Inkstrike without as much time delay but you're always the marker.

>>384145120
That doesn't make change the fact the Splatoon is marketed towards children and played mostly by children.

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>you're going to live in a world where kids grow up with crushes on fish people

>>384127889
Reminder that dataminers confirmed that NoA rigged the results to make PoC lovers happy.

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>>384145571
Holy shit this is amazing!

>>384143340
Sure. A lot of it is in how she ends her sentences. For instance, in the Humpback pump track Marina ends her sentence with ですからね! (desukarane!). The punctuation also matters.

Desu kara can be roughly translated as "because that's the way it is" and Ne means you're requesting a confirmation, sorta like adding "right?" to the end of your sentence. Because Marina is not actually asking a question here, the "Ne" functions as emphasis instead, sort of asking "You understand that this is the reality of the situation, right?"

The second sentence is all you really need to look at to understand the people who say she's being respectful don't know what they're talking about though, because the Japanese version has a goddamned question mark while the meme translation they keep providing is phrased as a statement. Again, she's very emphatically asking pearl if she understands the situation.

I wouldn't say she's being snarky per say, more that she's talking to pearl like one might talk to someone much younger than them or who they think is very irresponsible.

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>>384145778
uh yeah about that anon

>>384145535
It's supposed to sound like chuuni shit an 8th grader would come up with. Not some bored exec in charge of a children's show.

Who wants to start a petition to rename Marina to Harbor?

>>384144969
>everyone better stop talking about the newly announced idols so some stupid anons don't get confused about splatfest motivations
yeah, okay

>>384131994
Literally this. They have a bias for Marina, so they're just gonna make everything in her favor. At this point, only the Japanese splatfests mean anything, since treehouse can't be trusted. They even made Marina shittier than her actual canon personality. They made her a snarky bitch where in the actual text(JP) she's a sweet shy girl.

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>>384136421
damn marina's pants are pretty low cut
if she turns her back towards us I can 100% guarantee we can see her butt crack

>>384145571
Alright, ever since the direct I was hoping someone would upload this one early:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQFUjnwTnkQ

>>384142772

Artstyle is more appealing than graphics and easier to improve

>>384145535
Eternal Phalanx Omega sounds like a shonen anime finisher. It's suposed to be stupid.

>>384145657
it makes your point moot since all videogames are both marketed towards and played by children

>>384146103
That isn't what I said at all. People did this with Callie and Marie as well. Given that the popular vote in this splatfest roughly lined up with the reception of the characters associated with each side, I think it's safe to say a lot of people picked by idol, especially given that this could be seen happening in the last game.

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>>384146156
>don't like what they did to a lot of the tracks in the final release
>hear this
FINALLY a good master.

POST FRESH SOUNDTRACKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjc0CNXg1kQ

>>384146042
are you retarded?

>>384144943
>Eternal Phalanx Omega is a stupid name though.
I'm pretty sure that's the point.

>>384144365
Pearl and Marine are a Pearl Harbor reference too.

>>384131449
That bylaw was only added after Splatfests in Splatoon 1 ended.