World serpent

Why did you assholes throw a glowing axe at my head?

"all I need is about tree fiddy"

It's pretty small for a world serpent

"You know, that boxart isn't a good reflection on the game itself."

>>384125949
>Steel isn't strong boy, flesh is stronger
>Look around you

Yee

>>384125949
"Did you preorder my game yet?"

You guys are alright. Dont go to Dire,Dire Docks tomorrow.

>>384125949
"I'm gonna need my son back"

GODS

"is that your son kratos?"

Check me out, I'm a Frampt/Kaathe rip off.

I see you and your wife's son have made it here.

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>>384126261

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>>384125949
I don't want to buy this game because of the changes to the gameplay but fuck me do the God of War games have some impressive artistry. I want to play the game just to see the sights and what this giant snake thing curtails.

>>384125949
"Ahh, hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?"

>>384126176
lol

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>>384126261

/Thread

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>>384125949
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>384126176
underated

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>>384125949
"Your wife'sssssssss Ssssson seemsss

DELICIOUSSSS!"

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>>384126261

kek

>>384125949
WE WUZ DRAGONS

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>>384125949
FUS RO DAH

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>>384126261

>>384126526
>>384126659
reddit

>>384125949
OY VEY

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>>384126176

>>384125949
>Ssssso, you're the sssecret ingredient?

CHOSEN UNDEAD

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>>384126024
kek'd out loud

>>384125949
Liking traps is gay.

>>384125949
HA
DUDE
MY WIFE'S SON
LUH-FUCKING-MAO
/v/ROS AMIRITE? :)

>>384125949
MAGA

>>384128512
Why would a serpent of that size be making the sounds of a baby?

>>384128369
>Being this upset about a stupid joke
Hit a nerve?

>>384129071
Yea, you know what, it fucking does.
I'm currently married to a girl that has a kid from a previous relationship, and I'm trying to be a good father to him. I don't find your stupid joke funny.

>>384126319
>Norse mythology ripped off Dark Souls
Learn something new every day

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>>384129213
>trying to be a good father

You'll never be his father

>>384129213
don't let /v/ get you down. there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a cuck

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>>384128369
Don't worry anon.

We won't tell your wife's boyfriend's sister's in law's about it.

>>384129315
Fuck off. He's already begun to call me white dad, which proves you wrong.

>>384126319
>Souls invented snakes
The Miyazaki dickriding has gone too far

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>>384129427
He's just trying to trick you! He's using you for your clean criminal record and good credit score!

>>384125949
We're not so different, you and I

>>384125949
GREETINGS CHOSEN UNDEAD, I'M CIA

>>384129213
Have fun raising Tyrones "caramel" bastard C U C K
;^)

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>>384129213
>unironical cuck

>>384125949
>Those damn Marvel bastards didn't put me in Thor: Ragnarok! Help me get my revenge.

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>>384125949
What other Norse Mythology monsters are you hoping for?
I want Fenrir and Fafnir boss battles.

>>384129213
How can you call yourself a positive role model for your wife's son when you have to so pathetically beg people not to notice he isn't your son?

>>384126062
He's a big guy for serpents of all kind.

>>384125949
YA YA YE COCO JUMBO YA YA YEH

>>384125949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Yy1bADwFU
yee

>>384125949
They use a lot of Anita Sarkeesian models lately in vidya I see.

>>384125949
Realistically?
>Ah hello Keaton's, slayer of Gods.
WORLD SERPENT. I SEEK TO ACCOMPLISH TASK, WHERE ARE THE WORLD GEMS/POWER STONES/TRIFORCE SHARDS
>hmm yessss... I will help you, so long as you slay their guardians. They are here and here and here.
>we will meet again ssssssoon...

He'll probably play the role Haephestus did in GoW3, big dude who uses your help until eventually you kill him.

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>>384130723
>>384131254
wow you guys are just so funny wow i come to /v/ for this amazing humor wow truly guys where would this thread be without you

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>>384125949
Use my proper pronouns... or else.

When will this 'games trying to be uncharted style interactive movies' meme die ? How many more franchises will it drag down with it. I'm so fucking sick of these types of games