ITT: post smile you failed to protect No homo

wtf I love kebab now!

>>384122442
Constantinople back then was Orthodox. Kebab was invented no more than 200 years ago. Doesn't exist before industrial revolution.

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>>384122604

>>384122347
Despite its many flaws, I liked revelations a lot because it was the most comfy

>>384122839
Thought it was better than brotherhood

>>384122347
>now
faggot

>>384122839
Comfy creed was Black Flag

>>384122604
>Constantinople back then was Orthodox
Where the hell are Orthodox churches in Turkey then? There's literally just the one.

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>>384122347

Yusuf literally touched Ezio 500 times in every cutscene and Ezio was annoyed by it too.

>>384122839
It's the best AC in Ezio, which also mean the whole franchise.

Remember how everyone looked forward to the next protagonist after Ezio? Sad. And why the hell did they remove the overarching plot, the franchise doesn't even have a story anymore. It's just a bunch of games not connected in any way.

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>>384122347
>yfw heathens are still misnaming Constantinople
Time for a change.

>>384123229
Didn't play anything released in the last 4-5 years. What happened in the real world outside Animus?

>>384123314
Nothing. Literally nothing happened since Desmond died. They keep hinting at things happening one day, but nothing actually happens.

>>384123113

Nah that was 2. Most area variety (fucking Venice was the best ever), most character variety, best soundtrack, longest main story in the franchise, boxing with the pope.

Revelations gave me an uncortable feeling actually, the tone of the game is pretty dark as is the UI and Ezio is far away from home, also being surrounded by ahmeds is never a pleasure.

>>384123449

uncomfortable*
The fuck was that

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THE HOOKBLADE HAS TWO PARTS

>>384123379
Minerva convinced abstergo to give her a physical body, so there's that.

>gets stabbed offscreen
I wondered how they were able to operate that long when they easily got their shit kicked in.. They even have tech that's more advanced that what Ezio had. Did they suddenly go full retard because the plot demanded it?

>>384123449
>Revelations gave me an uncortable feeling actually, the tone of the game is pretty dark as is the UI and Ezio is far away from home

i think that was intentional. in a way, revelations is kinda sad. also no one can deny that the ending is perfect

>>384123537
Well did they give her a body? So far all we have is baiting. Oooohh wouldn't it be cool if Minerva became a villain. It would be cool, yeah. Now stop hinting at that for half a decade and actually do it. Nothing actually happened so far.

>>384123591
Revelations should have been the end of the series

>>384123591
>ending is perfect
>ending isn't about Ezio's death
>its in a short movie and even then most of the story was about that chinese bitch
Nah.

>>384123449
I dunno, that part about atmosphere and kebab is pretty subjective.

2 was fucking great, map was big alright, but Brotherhood is a stepup in every aspect except maybe map size. (I like Rome more though, one big city with more shit to do than all map in 2 combined) But yeah it's smaller.

>>384122839
travelling back and forth across the river made me real frickin mad.

>>384122347
>Mechanic wise the game brought very little new things to the table
>But they implemented bomb building in the game about musulmans
Heh

>>384124059
redpilled as fuck
anyone angry about that?

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>>384122347
I liked how the MP characters tied in with the story. MP was also great.

That being said. I think Mario's death was more hard hitting

>>384122347
No artefacts, no books. Only you, fratello mio...

>>384123537
was it abstergo? i thought in BF that it was the sage, that hacking twat, who wasn't aligned with either side

>>384123702
>ends Altair's story
>Ezio retires
>Desmond wakes up

sounds like a good ending to me

>>384123249
It will never be called Constantinople again, just take the L already. You sound like a Native American

>>384124140
You can save her

Couldn't save Father Gasgoines daughter in Bloodborne :(

>>384125375
What if you just leave her alone?
Seems to save literally every soulsbourne character. The reason they die is that they interacted with you.

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>>384125131

>>384125509
Hmm maybe. But in the end she lost both her parents and even if you do avoid interacting with her she might just have offed herself anyway

>>384125521
Epic bro praise kek, shadilay!! Kill yourself underage.

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>>384125286
But at what cost ?

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>>384125286
but he didnt

>>384125509
If you leave her alone she disappears eventually so she probably turns

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>Assassins Creed will never just be a sickass series about historical intrigue and dickass rouges
>Animus sections will never go back to AC1-tier where they're short, sweet and a little spooky/mysterious
>There will always be this stupid sci-fi shit
>It'll always just be about hunting baddies to get apples of eden or whatever
>AC will never be literally just about playing in historical times to get revenge on your family/topple corrupt regimes/become the scourge of an Empire's navy/restore your lost honour/hunt and kill a tyrannical king or whatever
>It'll never just be a cool fucking series about being a rouge
>It'll always be MUH ALIENS and MUH APPLES OF EDEN and MUH BIG BAD CONSPIRACY

I want to kick the shit out of whoever let this happen

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What's that ending though? They are happy and having missionary sex eternally in the pure land after death?

>>384125796
What I want to know is why it was put in it to begin with? Who looks at an action adventure game set in medieval times about an order of assasins and thinks "hmmm needs more scifi"?

>>384125796
Ubisoft kicked Patrice Desilets off the team after Brotherhood. Desilets originally wanted just a trilogy. AC2 and 3 were supposed to be different, focusing more on Desmond's story but using the animus to further it along, like what was done in AC1. Ubisoft saw franchise material however and forced him to change things so he left.

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>>384122347

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Every single smile in this picture.

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>>384123249
goddammit hellsing is so fucking cool

>>384126410
I hope you are ironic.

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>>384122347
>post smile you failed to protect
Although she did kind of deserve it.Sucks for Arno b/c that was some sweet fiery crotch redhead pussy.

>>384126570
>Hellsing
>Not cool
Que?

>>384126343
Was AC4 the first AC game with an actual ending that didn't go "to be continued..."?
It certainly felt that way.
>sailing home with your daughter
>that post credit scene

>>384126651
She has such a weird kid face

>>384126664
It's a 14 yo idea of cool. Edge and red and black everywhere.

>>384126570
No anon, I'm afraid he's not

>>384126732

and no one cares more about what is cool than a 14 year old. so take it from the experts.

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>>384126728
DELET THIS

>>384126054
>focusing more on Desmond's story
thank god that never happened. modern day shit was the most poorly written nonsense I've seen in my life. hard to stomach and literally nobody is playing the games for that shit

>>384126732
Yeah I mean wtf why isn't everything blue instead of blood red in a vampire mango series

>>384126832
I would've preferred a tight trilogy with some actual direction over a titanic floundering franchise like it is now.

>>384125987
In 1 it was cool because it was more like the stuff in an Indiana Jones movie. Mysterious religious-occult stuff that worked with magic or some shite. Having that stuff be real actually fit with the time period, what with you being a member of a fanatical murdercult said to have mystical powers, and all the religious significance of the Holy Land. Then they come out with "yeah it was just ultra high tech stuff that the ayys left here".

What is the point of having a "hidden" blade if you're just going to have the rest of your arsenal on display?

https://youtu.be/q93QI-ldb5Q

It was so incredibly satisfying to hear this every time

>>384127515
Kyd is fucking good at his job

Ubisoft will never understand how the series became so popular in the 2 era. They made not only a character thats very likeable but you could relate to his motives. That's why every Ass Creed has sucked since the end of the 2 era. They think people just want to play it for the sake of playing it.