>play re5
>realize sheva was best girl all along
>>384121886
This game didnt age well at all
I remember thinking it was one of the best looking games around at first
>>384122230
It looks amazing, that's just the picture of the fucking floor dummy.
>>384122230
Still looks pretty good - the art direction is better than RE6 at times.
>>384121886
Really I think the only problem with Sheva is she didn't get much personality besides 'Earnest but reasonably competent rookie'
In a game full of scenery chewing villains, beef mc large huge protags, and a fan favorite returning with a dye job in a skin tight suit fulfilling brainwash fetishes, she doesn't stand out much except for muh jungle fever.
Which is a shame because she's actually fucking competent, unlike a lot of other RE female leads
>Play RE1-7
>realize 5 is the best
>>384122230
It still holds up greatly, and you can run it on shit hardware maxed out.
RE2 Claire is the true best girl you jizz stain
>>384122443
>Play 4-6
>realize 4 is one of the best games ever made and 6 is straight up trash
5 is the awkward middle child. I'll play 1-3 at some point.
>>384121886
>Sheva was best girl
No,thats Jill but I'll take her with Jill if you know what I mean
>best character is the one who has literally no relevance to anything in the entire series, let alone her own game
wew
Is this the Rebecca thread?
>>384123060
>>384123060
>literally took part in killing the main villain of the series. No relevance
Is this the Rebecca, Moira, Helena, Ashley, Hunningham thread?
>>384123107
>>384122557
Same, but RE5 has way better replayability and secondary modes, plus it's one of the best co-op games out there.
The only issue i had with RE6 is that by the end of each story every monster was transforming.
Be sure not to miss on code veronica and the outbreak games, i'm going to emulate them soon, heard they're good.
Freeze! Put your fat cocks where I can see em!
>chris got every member of his squad killed
>three times
is there anyone more retarded than chris?
>>384123341
>Freeze!
You first....
>>384123060
>Welcome to REGirls, what would you like?
Yeah, I'll have a number 6, 7, 8 and uh... let me get that number 4 too.
>Will that complete your order?
Yes.
>>384123413
Whats even more shadier,how the FUCK is he still a captain or high up in the BSAA?
>>384123415
That...that isn't how this works
>>384122346
>art direction
I keep seeing this said when the "art direction" in question is physically "make it as real as possible"
It's not art direction, the furthest you could go is choice of lighting and it doesn't really do that for any directorial purpose, it's just the sun or cast from a light
>>384122230
Whats worse is it was hyped as the best looking game and had none of the graphics features hyped
>>384123520
>REGirls
>Choosing 4,6,7,8
Pleb tier at best.
>>384123556
>BSAA is a front for wesker
>he has them stop smaller outbreaks so he can focus on complete global saturation
>keeps chris around because 'keep your enemies closer' etc
>the wesker that died in RE5 was the sperg RE1 version while the REmake version was the one that survived
at some point you would have expected someone to wonder how exactly chris manages to be either the sole survivor or one of two in every single mission he goes on
>>384123060
I would take a bullet for all of them except 1,5, and 9
In fact I would put a bullet in those three if it meant I could meet the others
>>384122724
Sauce me bby cakes
>>384123563
Oh it works,Ada has many interrogation techniques.
>>384122443
Co-op RE5 is by far and away the best. It gets rid of the gay attache case from 4 but keeps the same gameplay and has well designed areas. You have less mobility than 6, but that game has some of the worst layouts. Solo 5 can duck off though.
>>384123736
>>384122474
No
This is the true best girl(boy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_2j-ZcdHWw
>>384123413
>is there anyone more retarded than chris?
His squads.
>>384121886
>sheva best girl
>when revelations Jill exists
Come off it, son!
Hurry up with REmake 2, I want to see young Claire again. Though knowing she ages into Toby Maguire kind of turns me off now.
>>384123729
You got it
>https://cdnio.luscious.net/Zego21/741/lusciousnet_lusciousnet_1587959-jill_valentine-resident_evil_482526991.jpg
>>384123819
chris has been in like seven outbreaks yet fails to actually prepare his squad or notice any telltale trap signs like the ones he fucking fell for in RE1. His squad from the second mission could have survived if he had noticed the small room with doors on both sides that doesn't seem to serve any purpose, exactly like that small room with doors on both sides that doesn't serve any purpose other than to try and crush you in RE1
>>384123816
Time for a cavity check Sherry-san
RE5 was the last really good co-op game I played with my buddy before he got married and had some kids.
I wish there were more games made specifically for 2 player co-op.
>>384123992
His Squads could always go
>I ain't serving under than hack
>>384123567
Even though it is striving to go as real as possible, that is still an art direction - the way the characters are designed, the lighting as you said, the animation, etc.
There is a clear art direction with games like RE5/6 and MGSV (+ other games that try to look real) and they are clearly very different.
>>384123824
>revelations Jill
I pray to god you're talking about Voth Jill?
>>384123736
>>384123816
>>384124069
I love how Sherry is the little sister of the REverse but at the same time old enough that everyone wants to fuck her too.Especially Claire
>>384123971
<3
>>384122230
It looks great and runs great on PC
>before he got married and had some kids
i'm sorry for your loss anon.
>>384123341
Did FatCocks anon ever fuck his sister?
>>384124129
You know it brother
>>384124362No her boyfriend proposed to her and after a small breakdown she decided to completely our sexual relationship
>>384123824
What a shame Crapcom didn't use Voth for Revelations. With that said they even butchered the model they used for new Jill b/c she is hot as hell but looks nothing like it in-game. -------> >>384124129
>All these pleb-tier REgirls being posted
Sorry anons,the champ is here!
>>384124440
Damn, I remember trying to encourage you to go to town on that ass a few years ago, and then forgot to check back in /v/ for a bit
>>384121886
I had not even played the game when I realized that.
>>384124138
>everyone wants to fuck her
http://pre11.deviantart.net/32ac/th/pre/f/2015/310/8/b/_sfm__resident_evil___i_told_you_it_feels_good_by_larryjohnson228-d9fsimy.jpg
>>384123415
>From pure daughteru to slutfu
Why Capcom why?
Jill will always be best girl but Sheva is still pretty good. The little red riding-hood makes me diamonds.
REmake Jill is one of the most perfect female characters made. She's sexy without looking like a slut, she looks strong without looking like a SJW mess, she embodies class, beauty and determination
t. homosexual
>>384125605
You tell me why anon?
>>384125735
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>384123060
rollioioio
>>384123060
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 2 large, a number 7 with extra armpit, a number 0, two number 4s, one with shorts, and a large green herb.
>>384123971
>a moving .jpg file
she's just about perfect delicious brown
Tell me about Hunk. Why does he wear no pants?
>>384126865
I want FemHunk to dominate me
>>384127027
You couldn't handle it.
>>384122230
WHY ALBERT
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO RULE THE WORLD TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>384126712
underage
BEST COMBO
<---------
>>384127027
everyone says that at first
>>384127161
Everyone has great tastes
>>384127067
That's the plan.
>>384125865
Adult Sherry is the worst thing since Raccoon City outbreak
>>384121886
>game set in central africa
>wah wah you can't have white a man shoot black men!
>put a bunch of random mexican, chinese and blonde zombies in the game to appease the SJWs
Ah yes.
>>384122724
>jill
>"CHRIS YOU HAVE TO STOP WESKER, ONLY YOU CAN DO IT. JUST LEAVE ME HERE. I'LL ONLY SLOW YOU DOWN. I MEAN I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT THROUGH THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLACE WITH SOME RANDOM BLACK GUY I'VE NEVER MET BUT STILL YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS CHRISSSS"
>>384122557
Playing RE5 split screen is one of my best gaming experiences, played through it three times split screen it is so fucking good. Mercenaries was great too.
>>384127346
Everyone grows up anon,you should try it
> best girl thread
> not becky
okay
>>384127425
Was a front anon,we all knew it was the power of the BBC that gave her the strength to carry on and leave that god forsaken place.
>>384123060
rorring stone
>>384127583
Where are her clothes?
>>384127583
>Rebecca
>Best girl
Don't make me laugh anon,only good Becky is
<----
>>384121886
>get armor
>equip it
>still takes up a slot in inventory
>get scratched
>shiva comes running at me with my backup supply of healing items
Never give her a FAS either.
>>384127903
>>384127903
>>384127583
>becky
Um, excuse me. It's Rebecca.
>>384128071
Shut up, you 37 yrs old sandy vagina
I've played through and enjoyed REmake, RE 2 and RE 7 so far. I know 3 and 4 are good, but are 5 and 6 worth playing even if I don't have someone to do co-op with?
I liked matrix wesker, but I didn't like the g-virus nurf and change to his character at the end.
>>384128153
I played 6 last year and learned that people could invade you as a zombie. I found that pretty cool. Still the game felt like a generic action game outside the Leon parts.
>first it's 'Is it coming out?' threads
>then its meme and waifu threads
>then it's quotes from the first game
>now its RE5 threads
>>384128153
5 and 6 are pretty much generic action all the way through, but at least 6 has AI that's slightly less brain dead than 5
>>384128153
5 is good even without co-op, but for 6 you will need someone to laugh with.
>>384122368
She needs her own Revelations game which wont happen because Capcom is probably scared shitless of touching Africa as a setting after the "shitstorm" 5 caused, which is a sham Sheva and Josh were alright.
>>384128153
Playing 6 right now and it's surprisingly fun, the pacing it's kinda fucked but the gameplay is pretty solid so far (I've only played Leon's Campaign, opinion my change). I didn't cared for 5 too much, the inventory system kills it for me.
''JILL!!!!!!!!!''
>>384128314
>Forgetting "Claire is a cuckqueen" threads
Step up, son
>>384128153
Don't bother with 5 without a friend. You'll be babysitting the coop partner through the whole game. It's not worth it.
>>384128354
Don't say that, people hate it when you say anything even slightly positive about RE6, as it's the anti-christ and Satan, and it molested them as a child and fucked their mom in their bedroom when they were 4.
>>384128262
>Wesker turns into Neo while his best friend turns into this
It's bullshit
>>384124082
And you are still childless and playing videogames, manchild.
>>384128753
Seems Uroboros chose wisely
I wish she would come back and MT Framework is one of my favorite engines.
>>384123060
rollan in the dollan
>>384129024
they're using MT frameworks for monster hunter world, which is strange since I thought they'd retired the engine after RE6 and were working on a new one
>>384128442
Can't they have them do a transfer to a different branch or something?
>>384129479
Capcom had the phanta rhei or whatever engine which would be for Deep Down but since that game died that engine was probably dead.
RE is fucking dead. It will not last much longer.
>RE6 was critically panned
>Umbrella Corps an utter disaster
>Revelations 1 + 2 were moderately popular despite being mediocre as hell
>people glorify the presence of old characters over getting quality games
>taking eons to finish RE7 DLC
>no word of RE2make
>no one left on the original team aside from the RE5 producer who doesn't seem to care much anymore
>dumb CG movies that only literal retards and Argentinians enjoy
>>384129817
Something that I've found maddening is that Capcom's had the freedom to not only reuse old characters but basically pitch characters freely with the Mercenaries mode.
Graph a random head onto one of three body types and you can have 40 new BSAA agents as costumes for various weapon load outs. Instead we get business suit MCs.
>>384123815
>gay attache case
SHIT TASTE DETECTED
>>384130459
Don't insult retards by comparing them to Argentinians.
>>384130289
I wouldn't have thought they'd abandon the engine, especially since MT frameworks came out in 2006 with dead rising. There's only so long you can upgrade an engine for and they shouldn't be throwing away all the work they did already
>>384123060
>using the 'you never lose' generic waifu roll
>not using the one with monster girls
Pathetic
>>384122230
Bullshit. Still looks good and this is one of the only games I come back to every 3-4 months to coop. I cant let it go.
>>384130603
>implying you lose on this one either
well I suppose rolling ada would be a loss
>>384130603
I would fuck the shit out of Lisa.
>>384130706
>>384130657
>wanting to fuck Lisa
>>384130849
>not wanting to fuck Lisa
Sorry I'm not gay like you.
>>384130849
>being redfield
>>384130849
>not wanting to fuck a traumatized hive of viruses that wears other people's skin
Pathetic
>>384130603
I'm coming for you Rebecca
>>384124138
>>384127346
Consider the following: Leon was arrested for raping Sherry in the aftermath of RE2.
When we see Claire's Epilogue with Leon screams at her to leave him alone with Sherry.
When we see Leon's Epilogue he's alone in an interrogation room talking about cutting a deal because of how much Sherry knows.
When we see Sherry's Epilogue the police are asking if she has any relatives they can place her with, but clearly is hoping Claire's coming back, but we later find out she's put into government secret housing to extort Leon.
No one else is ever 'arrested' for surviving Raccoon City and the US government actually avoids hiring the organization with the other survivors/veterans preferring to put their own together.
>>384123520
>not having two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45, one with cheese, and a large soda
Shouldn't you guys be talking about RE guys?
Since /v/ is supposed to be gay and all.
>>384131579
Wait what
I don't remember Claire's ending being like that
Why is Leon being a bitch at her
>>384131579
>implying Leon is even interested in any girl other than Ada
>Rebecca evolved from qt girl to qt christmas cake
>>384128476
>>384128619
>>384128370
Except that's backwards. The biggest problem with RE6 is that it's a co op game that literally punishes you for playing 2p.
None of the mechanical design choices support 2p. None of the level design choices support 1p. It's garbage.
>Claire is fucking ugly now
why
>>384132208
None of them are anything like themselves, I don't know why Capcom thinks people want to keep seeing old characters so badly.
>>384132029
Thank God
>>384130967
GOODBYE HORSES
>>384132367
I don't know why in the recent movie Becky still looks the same, Leon looks slightly older and Chris turned into a Mexican
>>384131960
The Leon B ending has Leon standing up saying "we need to go" Claire saying "Why is something following us?" and leon closing "Its up to us to stop Umbrella".
The Claire B ending has Claire standing up saying "C'mon we still have a job" Leon says "You don't mean..." and Claire finishes saying "Chris I have to find you".
This clearly indicates that Claire B is the canon end and that, amazingly Leon is baffled that Claire is making this about herself and is worried about the global cabal of genetic monster-makers operating as a fortune 100 company.
>>384122724
Salsa on gif?
>>384132631
Ohhh
>>384130468
Suddenly I want an XCOM-like game starring the BSAA.
>>384131579
>the death cannot die
why does it sound cool but retardedly edgy and nonsensical?
>>384130459
Ethan and Mia were quality characters? I only liked Jack and those two were boring as shit.
>one evil dead reference from Ethan whoopee
>>384132895
That's the B-movie charm of Resident Evil at work.
>>384132902
>now I've got a chainsaw
>ho ho ho
>>384132902
re-read that post, quality GAMES not characters, RE is not a soap opera.
>>384133096
So how does reusing characters affect the quality of games?
>>384132895
Because it's all of those things, as it should be. He's an extraordinary man in extraordinary situations. If you were the sole survivor or numerous military jobs, I'm sure your thoughts would turn edgy and a bit "nonsensical" as well. So in a way it's actually realistic writing.
Why do people say VII is a return to the roots of RE? It just rips the level pacing of RE1 wholesale (while at the same time detracting from it by decreasing the size of each area it rips off) and throws in a pointless boat section near the end, and the characters outside of Jack and Lucas aren't exactly memorable or interesting
Also, the """lab""" in the game is just there so they can say they have it, and the area where it's located makes no fucking sense
>>384132754
Has Capcom Ever done a "Tactics" game?
Their Only traditional RPG I can name is Breath of Fire.
>>384132029
>>384132402
That's my wife.
>>384133370
I'm not saying it does, I'm saying people care more about seeing the characters than getting quality games. Hence why the Revelations games were well received despite being mediocre.
>>384133795
Literally MY wife dude. Frick off
>>384133987
No.
>>384132754
>BSAA agent miss their 90%, flanked shot
>Destroy public property, civilian and alike
>Get killed by a bunch of low level zombies
>Smart bomb the enemy with high tech weapon, kill everyone else but the target
>>384133825
That's like your opinion man and I think Revelations are great games. I don't want random retards that literally have no affect on the overall plot of the series in every game. Call it a soap opera but I call it cohesive narrative when we follow the same character.
Revelations was better than 7 imo and if it wasn't for Rev2 I doubt we'd see Claire and Barry again.
>>384123060
Oh boy
>>384133635
Project X Zone? Never played it so idk how it plays or if it's any good.
Anyone want have an extra copy of RE6 from the humble bundle?
>>384132648
SFM trash.
>>384123060
All of them are pretty kino
>>384134545
All those are Namco developed gutted from their Super Robot Wars vidya. I doubt Capcom is getting joint custody.
>>384134792
>using the word kino
>applying the word kino to females rather than film
>implying all the RE girls are equally as good when all the girls on the bottom are trash
>that fucking use of the word kino
Please leave
>>384123961
She looks exactly like that chick from the last Splinter Cell game.
>tfw you like revelations more than any other game in the series excep RE2 and RE4
>tfw capcom will ride the le spooky XD bandwagon of youtube circlejerks with this vr inducing bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es0xReoS2nA
>we'll never see this version of the game
>>384128505
Jesus, not even edgy shit like Hatred had finishers as brutal as this.
>>384135758
I love the first Revelations and have yet to play 2.Wish I could play the raid mode with someone
>>384134242
>8 of the 10 squad die to one grenade.
I mean it fits.
>>384135154
Grim? I didn't play Blacklist or whatever but I liked Conviction.
>>384134242
>gameover screen is Chris in a bar crying about his men
>>384123060
I swear if I get Ada for the 3rd time in a row.
>>384123060
Rebecca, Sherry, Moira and Sheva are best.
>>384121886
YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!!!
>>384135832
So Jill wanted to kill Chris sometime before 5? I would like to see what they were going for there but that literally makes no sense. Maybe this is where they came up with the Redfield shit from 7.
>>384123567
>it's just the sun
which was angled the way it was for a specific reason, if they just dropped it in without editing it would look completely different
>>384123060
Hunnigan a best.
>>384126712
god damn you're stupid
>>384121886
While shes not the best girl by far, She is the best companion character (despite the shit AI)
Helena, Carlos, Ashley, Piers, Jake, etc are all shit
>>384135758
>>tfw you like revelations more than any other game in the series excep RE2 and RE4
No wonder, it was piss easy.
>>384130849
Herro, hunk!
>>384136798
>carlos
>piers
>jake
>shit
They're all better than the dindu
RE is a bit of a weird series. Everything past maybe CV feels like it could be an alternate timeline altogether. It's almost like the games weren't meant to progress past 1998.
>>384133408
>It just rips the level pacing of RE1 wholesale
No, it really doesn't. It takes RE1 and puts it on rails for the VR meme crowd. RE1 also had tons of replay value, once you're done with 7 there's no incentive to play through it again.
It does look amazeballs with a headset, tho.
Wasn't it great that Revelations included a self-insert character for all the ugly, greasy and fat nerds out there?
>>384122443
I just wish there more regular enemies to shoot
1st half of RE5 (with bro op) is a solid 10/10 then it becomes a clunky militant african shooter/giant monster boss rush
at least the mercenaries redeems it
>>384136315
Yeah, her.
You should try Blacklist if you liked Conviction. It's a lot better.
>>384134686
Trash?
>>384130603
rollinggod damn it chinese moot, let me post
>>384137328
By level pacing, I meant barebones structure.
RE1 had
>house
>guardhouse
>back the first house
>caves
>lab
And all of those areas were fairly open, and if you wanted to, you could go from the lab to the entrance of the mansion. Meanwhile in VII, once you get to the Happy Birthday puzzle, you're stuck there and are forced to go forward.
The level pacing in VII on the other hand was
>old house (on rails)
>mansion(significantly smaller than RE1's)
>guardhouse
>back to the mansion(only 2 new rooms)
>lucas' house (on rails)
>boat (shit)
>caves (on rails, shit)
The only additions VII made were a new house (that was entirely on rails) and a Revelations boat level. Everything else was something RE1 did better, and RE1 actually had a lab.
Easily my favorite, but Its been a while so she might have died in one of the games or something.
>>384137909
>doesn't really play the games
>like Ada
I bet 4 was your favourite as well?
>>384137483
but he dieded
>>384137970
Last one I played was re6 and that was almost 5 years ago anon but yeah 4 and for a different reason outbreak were both my favorites.
>>384122368
>RE characters
>having personality
K
E
K
>>384138340
Ada hasn't appeared since 6, chronolgically, unless she was in one of the mangos or Biohazard the Stage. But, they wouldn't kill her off in one of thoseI hope she dies though
>>384124490
She looks like she used to be an alcoholic.
>>384138473
I'd be game for some last stand scenario where both her and Leon die, but that would never happen.
Personally I'd rather Chris die at this point anyway.
>>384127425
>implying Josh wasn't a Legend.
https://youtu.be/moEunC7T7b4
>>384136760
>Hunnigan a best.
Nah,Ada will always be better. Only she can cuck someone like Leon so hard
>>384138473
>I hope Ada dies so Leon kills himself out of grief
Nice try Redfield, you fat shit.
>>384138746
I want Claire to be uncucked, so your Ada death scenario would probably turn me away from the series.
Also, I wanted Chris to die in some kind of heroic sacrifice in 6, because I thought Piers was a cool guy.
Shame he died
>>384137283
They fucked everything over when they killed Umbrella offscreen and made Wesker come back.
>>384138590
>Implying you wouldn't bang?
>>384127583
>ugly boy
no
>>384121886
>people complain about her AI
>set her to cover mode, give her sniper rifle, literally nothing but headshots
She even saved me against that boss on that spinny platform in the lab since I couldn't aim for shit. I was playing on PC though so I'm not sure how it works on consoles.
Still wish the game had Hook Man of some sort or some stalker infected lion that kept chasing you. Seems like such a waste to give us shit bosses like Turret verision of El Gigante and whatnot. And yet another tank dude with a chainsaw.
>>384138746
Beta nerd.
>I want the buff chad to die
>>384130849
>feel a tentacle wrap gently around your hand
>turn around and see this
what do?
>>384139219
Even if they did I'm sure they would give you another muscled chad to fag all over.
>>384121886
Yes. She's literally the perfect female specimen and a wonderful person as well. Want to have a relationship with her based on unconditional love and friendship that results in marriage and children.
>>384138893
Right,Chris fat fruity ass will NEVER even get close enough to sniff Jill's hair.
Chris Achievements:
>Gets his squad killed on 3 separate occasion
>Steroid use goes up in down(RE5.RE6.RE7)
>Mentally unstable hack who some how still works for BSAAafter all that happened
>Not so secret in the closet faggot
>>384128153
5 is superior than 6. Played through it 3 times. Twice by myself and once with a friend.
6 is just a mess. Has some lame animations, some stupid set pieces i.e. Leon runs through a giant crypt underneath a town and the C-virus can resurrect old corpses which is new for RE since they made it a point to only have living people become zombies. Also tons of booby traps cause reasons.
Guns feel weak
Camera isn't all that great
Bosses in each campaign come back over and over to the point where it feels like the developers are just making fun
Levels are mostly cramped
Some super annoying enemies
The perks system is mostly pointless (though some perks increase stamina and ammo drops)
Some shit QTEs
It's cool how you can counter and slide and do kungfu but it seems oddly balanced in the amount of stamina and ammo they give you so you have to manage it until you git gud
The game felt like it'd be better suited as a Dino Crisis revival.
>>384138970
>implying wesker in cv wasn't the greatest thing to happen in the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAyQy7fps6I
>>384139485
Go jack off to Leon's unfunny quips you nerd.
>>384139635
T R U T H
R
U
T
H
>>384139519
>trying to ruin best ship
>>384139780
>>384139780
It really makes no sense narrative wise how anyone can beat him. He's fast enough to dodge bullets and strong enough to rip someone's skull off. So turning off the lights and shooting a rocket is good enough to kill him? Fuck you Wesker.
>>384123060
Literally anything but 8 or 9, please.
Preferably 2.
>>384139932
They did make him overdose on PG67A/W
>>384136909
subscribed
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CHRIS X WESKER SHIT
>>384140169
He isnt?
>>384139932
Seems to me his weakness should have been bright light since he runs around at night sunglasses and has slit cat irises.
>>384140271
Sure thing buddy
>>384138050
He died twice already
>>384123060
Gonna fap to whoever I roll
>>384130603
Anything but 3 or 9, but please 1 get.
>>384140537
I got Jill BSAA 2 times
>>384140505
>thinking Chris is gay
Wew lad. Obviously his wife just messed up the laundry again and shrunk his military uniform. She's great at submitting herself during sex though, so he can deal with it. Try not being jealous if you don't want to keep embarrassing yourself.
>Steve should be a good specimen. Maybe he'll be able to come alive just as I did and see your sister again
What did he mean by this?
>Chris will never angrily dominate you after his fourth BSAA squad gets wiped out due to him being retarded
>>384141160
Don't bully Chris. He's just a little slow.
I've never played a Resident Evil game, but boy do I love all the porn.
>>384140887
Whatever you say anon,if that helps you sleep at night thinking this roid rage faggot is straight than so be it.
>>384140892
He's dead and never coming back. Billy was eaten by dogs, Sheva contracted aids then dies, and Barry is going to be killed by Natalia.
>>384141386
>being this jealous of his gains
Heh. You woman.
>>384141160
>Yah! It's payback time, we gotta destroy Umbrella! Now let's finish this once and for all!
What did he mean by this?
>>384141347
Is it true they modeled her pusy lips?
>>384141347
DELET THIS
>>384122443
>Play RE1-7
>realize 5 is a congregation of the best characters of the series in one game
>>384141554
>"CHRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I DESPISE CHRRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!
What did he mean by this?
>>384142004
what did he mean by this?
>>384123961
Reminder,
2005 degeneration Claire
2009 Mercenaries 3D Claire
2011 Revelations 2 Claire
I still blame bad modelers
>>384130459
Umbrella Corps was made on a budget of 2 bags of M&Ms.
I don't think k Capcom cared.
>>384142083
Claire and Rebecca have the weakest melee moves in Mercs3d even with the fully upgraded melee abilities. Only use Rebecca on stages with Super Salvador because that boss killer move.
>>384142492
Why is she the best girl bros??
>>384142763
>best girl
interesting when she's not even a girl to begin with
>>384142763
>Why is she the best girl bros?
Thats NOT Jill anon?
>>384141554
CHRIS. STOP IT.
>>384121886
>is black
>no ass
>best girl
Nah
>>384123060
RE5's playstyle is very fun. Mercenaries was great, but we'll never have a game with similar gameplay
>>384130603
Anything, I don't care
>>384127409
But there were a larger number of infected blacks in the game to shoot. Don't forget the spear chuckers. Ooga booga!
Sheva > Jill > Claire > Ashley > Fem Zombie > Chimera > Rebecca
Helena's sister > Helena > RE girls
>>384122368
>muh jungle fever
You're god damn right son
>>384130603
I like to live dangerously
>>384144575
>ywn apply the mating press to this barbarian
>she will never apply the amazon mating press to you
>ywn cuddle and talk in bed after the fact
>ywn get coffee with her afterwards
>>384142075
I read that in DC Douglas voice
>>384144325
I know about the swamp part but they still shoe horned a bunch of non blacks into central Africa to be PC
>>384144657
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEON
>>384143436
Ebony Tits >>>> Ebony Ass
>>384123060
JK Rollan
>>384144575
I used to watch BET reruns of Bernie Mac show and I will always appreciate Sheva.
>>384127583
Not gonna hit anything holding your gun like that. I thought you were a professional. Get your arm off your tits and hold that firearm correctly, Officer Chambers!
>>384144962
I don't remember all that many to be honest. Aside from the main antagonists all I remember was that white girl in the dress that got deepthroated by the coons.
>>384144745
Feels bad man
>>384145376
The first head burster or Excella?
>>384145642
Head burster. Would you anons?
>>384145932
I'd stick my dick in Rachel ooze form so why not?
>>384144745
What's the point in being alive?
>>384130603
please not 3
>>384125865
Sauce?
>>384146703
>>384146703
Here's your rope, anon.
>>384146313
To suffer
>>384147059
Thank you friend.
>>384121886
>Fondly remember RE5
>Barring that time when I found out about the on disc DLC
>Still remember RE5 fondly anyway and try it again on PC
>Nobody to play MP with
>It plays like absolute shit, even RE6 with NPC partner was significantly better
It really is a MP only game, don't let anyone try to dupe you otherwise. Trying to manage items via NPC bullshit in the village square near the start is pretty awful.
Would be a pretty good game if it had the same inventory / NPC system of RE6 for solo play. Not saying RE6 is good but solo RE5 is just suffering.
>>384146703
Anon go say hello to your new wife
>>384130603
I'll take some of dat 5.
>>384146703
Enjoy princess carrying your new wife into your new home, her arms/shackles cradled around your neck, tentacles wrapping around you gently but firmly for support and out of how much she wants you
>>384130603
Here's hoping for 5
>>384130603
Hey!
>>384147829
But wait .. !
That pool!
>>384128071
>rebecca
you mean rebeccute!
>>384147540
Mercenaries solo is still great though
>>384130603
Rolling.
>>384147829
>tfw can never find the source to this
>>384146313
>>384145524
>You will never go to the beach with Sheva
>>384123567
so live action movies dont have art direction either since they are all looking "realistic".
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rElXDIC6I7w
is different then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR9n6KQWejM
I'm playing RE6 right now cause of that humble bundle and I legitimately have to wonder what the fuck was wrong with Capcom.
>Hey it's 2012 we're being surrounded by tons of impressive big budget games like Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, Dead Space 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Fallout: New Vegas, Gears of War 3, etc
>Let's focus solely on aping big-budget AAA western games, while completely failing to understand what makes those games impressive, and make the gaming equivalent of that bootleg abandoned Disneyland in China in the process
>Let's double down on Co-Op, because that's what fans have come to expect
>Lets have a bajillion campaigns instead of one well-polished one
>Let's have like 10 unique HUDs, all ugly, instead of keeping the nice one we had for the past 2 games
>Despite all of that, let us copy none of the gameplay/shooting improvements from contemporary games like Dead Space and Gears of War and in fact make everything worse, despite the fact that REsident Evil 5 was already being shit on for it's outdatedness in 2009
>Let's eliminate every aspect of horror we have
I want to know what the fuck happened at Capcom to allow for this abomination to be released as it was.
>>384123060
fuck you
about to play RE0 remaster
what should I expect outside of ugly boy MC and leeches
>>384150819
>no item boxes
>partner gimmick that's pretty useless
>have to keep dropping items
>stop playing after the train because it's the only decent part
>>384128889
Staying childless is the best decision
>>384149775
Also we spend so much time fighting bosses jesus christ half of the game is that shit
>>384150819
Tons of animal zombies
RE0 is good desu dont let people meme you into believing otherwise
>want to play re5 again after finishing evil within
>friends just straight up wont even consider playing it for no reason
>single is awful cause of the ai
>>384139519
Nobody wants nu-jill anyway. If she doesn't look like old jill, put her in the garbage.
>>384123060
AHHHHHHHHH
>>384151653
I like both Jills. I don't understand the hate. Just dye her hair back.
What the fuck is wrong with the controls in re6?
Saw footage of some mlg player stylin' on zombies but when I bought and tried it the key mapping was all over the place.
>>384152519
Takes some time to get use to
Gamepad makes dodging much easier but then your aim goes to shit.
I would only suggest rebinding the auto combine button and partner action button. You need to praise your co-op partner for everything he does, from opening the door to hitting a box
>GOOD ONE!
>>384152901
>You need to praise your co-op partner for everything he does
why tho
>>384153270
Good One!
>>384149775
HUD was good and very responsive compared to previous games, it's suited very well for online coop.
As for gameplay, RE6 has the best gameplay from the entire series, a lot of neat things has been added.
You are trying very hard to nitpick any little thing to make RE6 as bad as possible while also exaggerating few things you listed and because of that pretty much everything you listed is wrong about the game.
I don't even like RE6 but holy fuck at least play the game and think for a second before posting any dumb shit.
>>384123060
gimme 0, 1, or 46 is fine too.
>>384149775
>>Let's eliminate every aspect of horror we have
I really don't understand how is this a valid argument for the franchise, there's literally no more room for horror with the way how the story went. I think the only way they can come back to the horror genre is to release spin offsRE7or leave the current story behind and focus on a new one with new set of characters.
RE6 should have been a Dino Crisis reboot project
The controls and mechanics practically scream Dino Crisis. Where else would you need to the ability for a multi directional dodge and the ability to continue combat while on the ground?
>>384123060
Its time
>>384130603
Is this your excuse for a reroll?
>>384153370
Thanks!
>>384137483
Parker's a good buddy. Sadly like many others before and after him, he will never appear in another RE game again.
>playing RE4
>stuck on 3-1 lever bridge area
>suplex faggot on stairs
>Ashley calls me a pervert
>finally get through after 10 minutes of wrestling with enemies
>Ninja Iluminados teleport behind Ashley and grab her as soon as I push her to the level above
>out of rifle ammo
>have to restart the whole thing again
>>384146703
>>384155593
I recently re-played RE4 and was pleasantly surprised by how challenging and panic inducing it was.
Never got into situations like that tho, git gut fag.
>>384130603
I want sweet sweet butt pls. I got monsters last time, humans this time?
>>384156968
Nope. Still fucked. I have 0 luck and I give up.
>>384155593
>needing the rifle
This is why pistol only runs exist
>>384148571
it's not porn
>>384152381
I just don't like blondes
>>384155870
>git gud fag
I'm on it, but it kind of bothers me how weak handguns feel compared to "press X to make heads explode".
Revelations 2 was terrible.
>>384157614
you should have access to the red9 by now
>>384123060
wew
>>384157891
Explain because I highly disagree.
I'm about to start RE2 for the first time.
Which order should I play the characters in?
>Every RE girl is 10/10
How did they manage it?
>>384158691
what about mia and zoe?
>>384157215
I'm playing the game for the first time, on my ps2 of all platforms. I sometimes can't see where the laser is pointing, especially if enemies are on the other side of the map.
>>384158002
I have been thinking about dropping the punisher since it does no damage, but this shit works nicely on those enemies that carry shields around.
>>384159238
You saying you'd turn down THIS?
>>384130603
Rollssdasdf
>>384160584
It's criminal how little SFM porn of Helena there is
>>384163337
That's all she's really good for anyway. The real crime is not enough porn of her sisterpre-mutation
>>384150819
>>384150819
KEEP THE HOOKSHOT
>>384159238
But VII isn't an RE game
>>384130603
Dat 0
my dick
>>384163904
Why?
>>384130603
I can take it.
>>384164836
>spooky loli girl that borders on supernatural
>all the characters are made to look super realistic
>the lab is just two small rooms with nothing in them
>scripted segments up the ass
>level structure ripped from the first game, with all added areas like the boat being shit
>areas ripped from the first game are smaller and have less content
>low enemy variety
>majority of the characters have no personality and aren't interesting
>the main character is the blandest RE character in the series
>shit bosses
>not enough bosses
>>384166073
None of those things make RE7 not be a RE game.
>>384166864
It loses the RE feel and is probably the weakest game in the series including canon spin-offs
>>384123060
Ha faggot, when it comes to RE all girls are best girl.
>>384123060
4 please
2 is acceptable
>>384130603
>>384123060
Rolling?
>>384167168
Even the one in the gun shop in 6?
>>384166073
>7 bosses
>not enough bosses
>>384123060
Well
>>384167547
BOSSES:
>Mia
>Jack
>Jack w/chainsaw
>Marguerite
>Mia(optional, bad end)
>Loli girl
Out of all of those, about 2 of them are fun, those being the two Jack fights. Meanwhile, RE1 had:
>Yawn (optional)
>Plant42
>Yawn
>Tyrant
>Gold Tyrant (Saturn exclusive)
>Second Tyrant Fight
That's 6 if you own the Saturn, but on everything else it's 5. The 5 boss fights here are all good and challenging. VII on the other hand, I can only say 4 of the 6 are good, while the second Mia fight is a rehash of the one from the start, and the loli girl can't be called a boss fight.
But, RE1 came out 21 years ago. RE2, which came out just 2 years later had multiple boss fights against a mutating Mr X and G-Birkin, and RE3 had multiple optional boss fights mixed in with its few optional ones. The 3 original games also have better enemy variety compared to VII's one enemy with 3 types
>>384159473
You should blast through the shields with a shotgun. Let the enemies group up and blast them.
You also might consider investing in the TMP. Not a high damage gun, but it's good for peppering large crowds and setting yourself up to melee some of them.
>>384168312
>The 5 boss fights here are all good and challenging
ayyyyy
>>384123060
rorr
>>384169597
>walk around room until boss has its back to you
>use your best weapon once or twice
>run away
>repeat
>>384123060
cute grill get
>>384169870
If you are implying I said the RE7 bosses where good, I didn't
>>384170467
I was agreeing with you
>>384128442
I'd love it was about an overconfident Sheva who was convinced she was pretty much invincible after the over the top experience of RE5. Slap a rookie with her as a foil and eventually have Sheva given a big slice of humble pie from the games antagonist.
Set it in a war torn African country between warring tribes and a shady BOW arms dealer.
>>384130603
give me dat ash
>>384163531
>That moment when her slime sister rubs her body before jumping down and fighting.
Hang.
>>384123060
rollo for 6
>>384130603
Rolling for a skinjob from Lisa!
>>384123060
wrell
>>384130603
Rolling for 8.
>>384172930
>roll in the first one with only perfect waifus
>get Becky
>roll again with the possibility of having to fuck a BOW
>get Becky again
Sadly, I'm not as into Rebeca as 90% of the posters in this thread. Oh well, still a good middle tier choiceand plus now I can cuck anon by fucking his waifu in front of him. So that might be fun.
>>384123060
Can't hurt to try.
Would RE6 have been better as a CGI movie instead of the game we got?
>>384173262
STOP STEALING ALL HER ROLLS
>>384173956
No.I rolled Ada four times in a row, now you can suffer by watching me infect Becky with my D Virus.
>>384159473
I learned how to pistol snipe using the ps2 version, the area you can buy the rifle is great area to practice long distance shots
Also as for weapons, I'd recommend the basic Handgun till you can buy the Blacktail, then dive head first into that one
Only thing Red9 has over it is boss damage
>>384123060
gib ashley
>>384130603
here comes my fat cock!
>>384123060
wew lad
>>384154458
This is a good post. Someone send it to crapcom..
Claire is best girl, sorry
>>384123060
give cute re gf pls
>>384122557
If you haven't played 1 through 3 then your opinion doesn't matter.
Is Not A Hero ever happening?
>>384130603
pls
>>384123060
Still a win
>>384123567
>"art direction" in question is physically "make it as real as possible"
Not quite. It's realistic looking, but it also doesn't have too much visual noise, which makes the picture much cleaner than modern AAA games.
>>384123060
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>384130603
livin life dangerously
>>384141386
>Chris is gay
This is never stated anywhere in the game, but holy shit, when you realize it, all his interactions with all the characters start making so much sense.
>>384123060
give me best girl
>>384158164
>Filthy Frank gets a tie-in game.jpg
>>384184023
>Talking shit about Barry's little girl.
>>384171735
It's sadly never gonna happen, I fear Capcom is to chickenshit to ever touch Africa again after the "controversy" over Re5. That being said I love the idea and would add a Josh "the legend" Stone campagin where is is practically invincible and just styling on BOW like a diet-HUNK
>>384183709
>Wesker, you're pitiful
>LADIES FIRST, go first JILL!
>Chris and I used to be partners, ya know