Just got updated.

>>384118849
Who cares?

Oh, cool, so I can click on things and wait and wait and wait and wait.
Fuck off. I would rather play any RPGMaker game.

>>384118926
anon youre not supposed to sit there staring at it while you wait

also hi orteil you fucking faggot

>>384118926
>Oh, cool, so I can click on things and wait and wait and wait and wait.

Funny cause that is in fact RPG gameplay.

It's still pretty fucking hilarious that this small stupid project by a /v/irgin sprouted this crazy new genre everyone is now playing.
And I bet he gets nothing out of it too.

Patch list?

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Yeah, I noticed. It's still entirely reliant on getting combinations of Golden Cookies though. The "mini-game" stuff is interesting, but they're just glorified upgrades and gambles so they don't add much. Anyone know what the new ascension stuff is? Saw some new hidden options, but it requires some of the higher tier shit that needs like, millions of heavenly chips.

Candy Box was better.

candy box 3 never

>>384118967
That's exactly the point. You're only barely playing it. Why bother? I'm not a fool. I know these idle games are a complete waste of time and aren't satisfying whatsoever.

>>384118849
>cookie clicker
Nigga it's been 4 years

>>384119054
>Cookie Clicker invented idle games

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I forgot this exists

Why haven't you made your own clicker, anon? It's even easier than making tic-tac-toe or snake games.

>>384118967
>Orteil

I didn't know he made Cookie Clicker. Nested was way better, he should update that.

>>384118926
Literally all hack and slash games from Diablo to Torchlight to Titan quest.

Can I only spend sugar lumps with the level up function at the bottom?

>>384119584
Whatever you say

>>384118890
>having livestock in the house
Fucking disgusting ass white people

>>384119584
>Diablo 1
>"wait"
u wot m8?

>>384119798
My Great Great Grandfather had a pet hog too, as well as pet niggers. He used to force your ancestors to breed with his hog.

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>>384119798
>not wanting a chill ass pig in your bedroom

>>384119798
>>having livestock in the house
>Fucking disgusting ass white people
call down boy we stopped keeping niggers indoors long time ago

>>384119736
You can use it on any of the buildings on the screen with all the buildings, or in the bottom corner next the left side on cursors.

>>384119054
>crazy new genre everyone is now playing

welcome to 3 years ago

did anyone ever find clicker games actually fun? what is the point?

>>384119929
You already have one though

>>384120242
>what is the point?

Killing time. Same point any videogame ever has.

>>384119167
>not banking off wrinklers and going idle

>>384120242
It literally spawned it's own genre of mobile-tier F2P "idle" games that completely flooded every browser game website. It essentially killed off the flash games we knew of from the last decade.

>>384120323
i just don't understand because clickers are not stimulating in the least. like you don't even have to click to make it go up, there's 0 satisfaction from them.

>>384119929
Just get an American girlfriend. No need for this nassty shit.

>>384118849
I was kinda curious about it, so I tried it earlier, but after realizing it doesn't increase cookies unless you keep a tab open, I gave up. It's not worth keeping a tab of it open 24/7 just for a game about waiting, especially considering there are already clicker games that let you gain points while not doing anything.
As though clicker games are even worth bothering with in the first place. Maybe if you're working towards something, but they're just about seeing how fast you can make a number go.

>>384120513
Muh skinnerbox
Muh dopamine from seeing numbers go up

Why else do you think all these "idle" games are the top browser/mobile games now?

>>384120642
>Why else do you think all these "idle" games are the top browser/mobile games now?
i don't pay attention to mobile or browser games, so i wasn't aware there were at the top. that's a damn shame, i hate people.

>>384120016

Ah, so I shouldve used it on prisms, but now I wasted it on cursors


Do the upgrades stay after ascending?

>>384120625
I played it during high school. It was fun at first and there was a little "story" that you advance through once you get enough cookies so it was somewhat enjoyable. But after that I couldn't help but feel a little empty. Games like this lack the sense of adventure that other games have for me.

>>384119798
Pigs can be pottytrained
They probably carry less germs than your dog eating its own shit

>>384119798
Kill yourself Mohammed, Pigs are cleaner than your shitskin race

>>384120502
This
>You'll never play Sonny for the first time again

>>384120625
They do once you have the upgrade for it.

>>384118890
sleep tight, porker

>>384120727
Dunno. Soz.

>>384120734
I mean, I'm not saying it's bad; all the new, late-game stuff looks kinda neat, it's just that it'd take days to get far enough for anything really interesting to happen,
>>384120870
Wait, are you fucking serious? They locked that behind an upgrade?
Fuck.
How far in is it, at least? I might actually try and bother to get far enough to see new stuff if I can just leave it going.

>>384120848
it's a shame sonny 3 sucked so much ass.
actually all the sunny games did. sinjid was way better.

>>384120950
It's a heavenly chip upgrade, a series of them in fact. Not traditional upgrades which exist by the hundreds in normal gameplay. You probably shouldn't bother, but if you wanna see how it works, check out this page.

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Ascension

>>384119907
>>384119932
>>384120752
>>384120763
The only way I'd let a pig in my house sliced up real thin and ready cook to go with my eggs and waffles. You can't really be defending this. This shit was only okay in the middle ages.

>>384118979
Oh, cool, so I can click on things and wait and wait and wait and wait.

Funny cause that is in fact stock trading

>>384121770
And stock trading has more recognition than videogames do.

>>384118890
It's probably because of the way their mouths have this natural smiling shape, but pigs always look so satisfied with their lot in life.

Hey guys, you think that this Orteil is gay? I guess he and his pal Opti are suckin each other off...