Gaming ASMR

Because nobody on youtube has any clue what ASMR means

>>384103616
Gotta make the YouTube bucks somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33D2TeVyXlA

Asmr exists because people are too degenerate to listen to good music

>>384103616
because it makes my beenus twitch a little
also, listening to some guy talk about his childhood is mad comfy

>>384104035
I can't believe I made it four minutes into that before closing it. Two minutes of close up, open mouth chewing. Fuck.

>>384104467
You can't hide what you are feeling inside anon

Kinda pissed that people just treat ASMR like some meme.
It's a real thing, if you've experienced a relaxing tingling sensation in your head while in a doctors office whether it be due to the tapping of the keyboard or (as creepy as this may come off) their voice, then you're able to experience ASMR.
Since it's not overly common and many people can't experience it, it's easy for them to just brush it off as some hokes and just go "hahah it's just lonely guys who want to listen to a girl's voice, that's the real reason."
Fuck you niggers, it's real, I know it is.

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>>384105068
Still makes you a gigantic faggot

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>>384105068
Fuck off with the poofter shit

>>384104467
I fucking hate munching sound jesus christ

makes me feel physically sick

>>384103616
https://youtu.be/C-iu8o5EObg

>>384105068
desu i dont like the woman whispering random shit asmr
the classic barber shop shit is the type i like best

>>384105068
I don't doubt it's real and there are some sounds that are definitely soothing to me like running water. The reason it's become a meme is because of the ridiculous concepts for videos some of these channels put out and the explosion of ASMR content recently that gives the impression it's a shitty fad.

>>384105313
Keyboard typing is the best, the chewing is just meme shit.

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Someone needs to vocaroo an ASMR rendition of the Alberto Barbosa copy pasta.

>>384105425
keyboard shit is the best, its pretty rare though
ive found like 4 model m vids that are short as fuck
ive been listening to some store roleplay stuff
its pretty gay but its not 'lady making kissy noises in your ear and licking shit for 20 minutes' gay
but shit id kill for more mechanical keyboard shit

For some reason, the developer commentary in tf2 and half life 2 gave me tingles.

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Best ASMR channel coming through, Ephemeral Rift faggots go play with your autistic steampunk shit somewhere else.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

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>>384103616
>Japan has been selling and making ASMR tracks and videos since before 2001
>the whole thing has been in existence for a few centuries over there
>western sluts recently find out and exploit weak betas

>>384104035
>>384105293
God I love Joey's World Tour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSkKf4tjdM

>>384106346
I hate fat people more than anything.

I'm 32, what is ASMR

>>384105068
>When you reserve ASMR to only be used only as sleep aids because it sometimes gets really close to your fetish and don't want to start associating sleep with arousal.
>Somebody on /v/ posts a link to some Senran-Kagura (or something) "Femdom/prisoner" audio disc ASMR on youtube.

I had that link open in a tab for a week because I was so tempted.

>>384106829
Some shit my wife listens to

>tfw listening to Japanese asmr of girls licking my ears and gently stroking my hair
Fucking amazing

>>384107618
Asmr to sleep is pointless. You can watch literally anything on TV at a low volume to the same effect. I've fallen asleep to the same comedy special every single night for over a year. Within minutes of putting it on I'm asleep.

>>384108058
>Everyone is exactly the same as me

i watch street fighter to sleep

>>384108058
I know, I watched The Phantom Menace for years to go to sleep to. But I found a few that worked with making me want to go to sleep with better, so I changed (Until my earphones broke and one ear stopped working).

>>384106314
jp asmr is on a whole nother tier of quality though
ive heard some japanese ear cleaning videos that made my ears feel like they were cumming
no western slut has ever done that with their shitty sksksksk videos

>>384103616
>ASMR
can someone explain this autistic meme to me?

>>384103616
I guess people want to lie in bed and watch gameplay videos without the HEYWHATSUPGUYS COCKFAGGOT GAMING HERE!

>>384105068

don't waste your time with these cucks, they are just envious they can't feel a single thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pio1EXbdKng

>>384105707

if you want to hear keyboards look for asmr coding videos, they usually have a soft computer sound in the background and they tap gently, unless it's a chick, coding chicks slam their fingers on the fucking keyboard for some reason holy shit

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>asmr fags

>>384111224
Got any links to those videos?

>>384111224
you can't say that and not link anything faggot

>>384105068
>hokes

I agree though, I used to get it in class long before it was a defined feeling.

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this is something the japanese invented isn't it

>>384112902
>>384113145

not him but this does it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQFFRumCiA4

>>384103616
https://youtu.be/WZb3i9P7Uy0
Here you go

>>384114073
>she's not using the rubber ears shit
Fucking based

>>384105068
my most satisfying masturbation sessions come from those jap asmr with the girl encouraging me to cum on her hand

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>>384112551

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I can tolerate ASMR. I get the appeal.

What I don't understand is the South Korean online social eating thing, and the South Korean obsession with eating and/or mouth sounds in their ASMR.

>>384114370
Sauce me up Scotty.

>>384103616
Another Super Metroid Remake?

>>384104035
kino

>>384113319
>japanese invented a biological stimulation

The ASMR community is cancerous as fuck, but at least some of the vids help me sleep.

>>384115978
They're crafty.

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>"asmrtist"

>>384116032
What community? I literally interact with nobody and I've been watching ASMR videos for about 8 years.

if it counts, I like listening to people type on a mechanical keyboard

reminds me of my boarding school days

>>384116219
This cunt's really fucking weird.
Like I'm sure he's an alright guy but with the videos he puts out it I can't help but view him as some autist.

>>384116136
The fact that most video makers are just camwhores who do shitty 'roleplays'.

>>384116219
I love this dude's videos. The lore hole goes deep

>>384116454
That's not most of the video makers. That's the most popular video makers. If you're dissatisfied with the camwhores that use their channel as a whispered vlog then take the time to find people that actually give a shit about their own content.

Who /liquidshaking/ here?

>>384116364
>>384116632
Who is he?

>>384117219
Ephemeral Rift. Unfortunately I can't get triggered by male voices, but if you can then he's worth checking out. Definitely one of the most genuinely creative ASMR contributors.

>>384105068
honestly the whole thing is ruined now, too many whores just chewing on food and smashing fucking bubble wrap into their sensitive mics now. the whispering shit is bad 99% of the time, too.

>>384117352
>Caring about triggers
>not just chilling to whatever

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>>384117369
>buy $2,000 microphone
>record 4 inches away from a wheezing laptop

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>>384117369
>Food ASMR
I'd rather listen to screaming.

>>384117521
yeah it's fucking gay. disgusting, even. listening to some bandwagon whore or nerd whisper in my ear is pretty gay too, though. very hard to pull that off without being cringey.

the only good ASMR comes from focusing on something in silence or near-silence, or ambient noise such as key presses, paper writing, etc.

>>384117630
I've lived near beaches most of my life, so sand focused ASMR really has an impact. When kinetic sand was popular I was happy as a pig in shit.

>>384105068
>>384117369
>>384117630
Who are the good 'ASMR' people, then?
>>384117737
I always got the sensation in school, ever since kindergarten. Those really quiet moments in class.

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>>384117804
I used to get triggered by the vibrations of people idly moving their feet while sitting down nearby me or with their foot on my chair. I also used to get triggered by teachers or professors clearing a whiteboard slowly and deliberately. Lived with sensations like that my whole life. Seems weird to me that other people go through life without that.

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>mfw I got ASMR from the G-Man

>>384117804
Heather Feather, Gentle Whispering and Ephemeral Rift seem to be the best out of the popular ones. They at least attempt to do things, I mean.

Most of these ASMR channels are either phonies or tryhards who don't quite get there.

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This man right here is a king of ASMR. Also a pioneer.

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>>384118380
Still kills me to think about how he used to be a master sergeant in the air force.

>>384117506
>$2000 mic
Don't most ASMR channels just use a yeti?

>>384118580
I'm referring to the 3dio freespace 2.

>>384116364
I've heard that he's a complete dick in real life.

>>384118142
Toni Bomboni, while a ridiculously stereotypical faggot, is quite hilarious when he does roleplays.

>>384118835
>Toni Bomboni

Dude, im gay and even I can't watch his videos

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>>384118859

>>384118380
Also a one trick pony and an uncrediting thief.

>>384118835
>roleplays
Disgusting

>>384118859
Same.

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>>384105068
>ASMR
>literally the top half of this image
>not a meme

>>384118920
You don't know what you're missing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MN3aboBY6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wtPPcBEhSw

>>384106092
this isn't the correct way to play angry birds

>>384118991
God I fucking hate females and normalfags

the only ASMR I like is TirarADeguello because he's funny and those korean girls doing spa roleplay or massage sounds

>>384119084
He talks a bit too much about his family/personal life even when he's "in character".

>>384119026
>That second one
2B does ASMR.avi

>>384103616
wtf is an ASMR?

>>384104035
>>384105293
>>384106346
>american gastronomy

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there was this fucking reddit Anglo degenerate who set out to do everything in Morrowind and that was fine but about a third of his videos he claimed he recorded in the dead of night and had to be quiet and whispered his commentary and that was pretty shit and the overall comments told him to just record at better times and then he released an ASMR let's play of some other game, got self conscious about his degeneracy and first locked his morrowind and videos in private mode and now all that shit is gone.

As for ASMR in general I don't mind it if it's a soft spoken barber thing you know something with simple instructions or I dunno a Tuning fork session or something.
But 90% of that shit is someone scarfing down six peanutbutter sandwiches before hitting record and having a fucking pretend tea party with my face while clipping the mic with all that mouth noise.

's Fukken weird mane

>>384118991
>tunnel vision

>>384115878
lip noiz

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>it's an ASMR maker tries blowing into the mic when they haven't configured their mic's sensitivity properly episode

>>384119194
Nowadays it's softcore porn.

>Listening to bitches whispering things into your ears

>Not white noise, brown noise, blue noise, delta and theta waves

Get out you fucking plebs

>>384119084
>All those soap carving videos start coming out to jump on the bandwagon
>He does one too
>Takes the piss and never gets to carving soap

This fucking guy

>>384117804
Check out GarraStyle for some quality ASMR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAr49K8c2-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IetMbJGw2dA

>>384119084
I liked how his Hillary and Trump videos were just silly improvised nonsense and not some thinly veiled "Hey, check out my superior political opinion" stuff.

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>>384119427

>>384119730
>Futanari
>Taste

Good thing you posted a dog in your stead cause you are subhuman

>>384119084
pretty sure everyone came across him because of that retarded Shrek Fanfic ASMR series he did

Before ASMR videos this shit was my fucking jam and made me cum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7rU7Ugi2Q

>>384119427
>Not listening to pneumatic drills

>>384111224
>Japanese ear cleaning
God I love that shit.

>>384119823
videos like this are what I really like, unintentional ASMR I guess. anything before it took off, especially.

>want to look up real deal medical videos because that shit's cash
>only asmrshit pops up
fucking betas jerking off to the attention some used up patreon slut gives them ruin everything again

>>384115978
>The Japanese invented puffy vulvas, feminine dicks, and now ASMR
How do they do it?

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>>384106092
>girl telling listener to stop attempting to fall sleep
>"if you're not gonna get up..."
>then all of a sudden
>the dick slurping sounds

>>384103616
ASMR is retarded and it makes me feel uncomfortable and rapey.

>>384103616
Dont think of it as ASMR but comfy vidya ambience

>>384120271
Well then stop being so rapey anon.

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>mfw can give myself ASMR in many ways one which is imagining two qt girls licking/blowing into my ears from both sides and the third licking/blowing my forehead
>ASMR response almost as intense as if I was listening to ASMR audio

The power of the imagination is something else

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRQo9K9EMR1etIaZZ9_iPvA

This is better than that shit, though its not meant for ASMR but still better

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>mfw I'm listening to one of those jap videos but then suddenly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc

>>384120632
Yeah I start to get it just by opening videos before even hitting play

>>384120913
Anticipatory ASMR? Interesting

>why is this asmr thing so big?
>its literally just people putting their faces too close to the mic
>watch a vid
>oh my fucking god get out get out get out of my ear

>>384121158
That's a special kind of autism you've reached, anon.

>>384116364

I watched him start, at the beginning he made really vanilla shit but then slowly shifted into mind fuckery like those personas like dr clemmings or that fallout shop keeper, I think he is just fullfilling his acting wish.

>>384121158
hello r*ddit

>>384121201
if you ask me, you guys are the autists

this shit literally blew up the same way ntr did, through newfags trying to fit in

>>384118465

>drill seargeant
>shouting at people all day everyday
>got out of the army
>swore to never shout at anyone ever again
>started joy of painting
>died leaving countless seasons of soothing videos where he paints and talks about the beauty of life

fuck I don't think anyone will ever end up as happy as that man was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC0HUpOZmmA

Post subbed weeb shit.

>>384121439
Certainly not his art teacher.

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>>384121497

COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THE SUBS SMALLER I CAN STILL READ THEM SOMEHOW

>>384121329
>projecting
also your previous post reeks of what you explain is "newfags trying to fit in". lurk some more so you won't seem like such a clueless tard next time.

>>384121620
First you learn what autism actually is before you keep on using words you clearly don't understand.

>>384121497
ew no that shit is awful go wank to porn you goon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9lg6_ttCKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ-0Krah2RY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0gv-zN94Lc

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>>384121783
>faces and/or tits in the thumbnail
everytime

Real question being, why does this shit even exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5s20CBN_e4

>>384106346
WUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWWUWUWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>384121658
He's not the one who called you an autist.
I called you an autist because going full "reeeeee" when someone whispers in your ears is incredibly indicative of suffering from autism.

>>384122970
The fact that you interpreted his post that way speaks way more about your mental state than it does about his.

>tfw my asmr waifu hasn't uploaded in 5 months

>>384120219
Nihon steel

>>384123281
capitalasmr?

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>asmr thread
>not posting queen

>Making an ASMR of Fire Emblem
Yeah I dunno if PICK A GOD AND PRAY will ever make me feel at ease.

>>384123405
delet this

>>384123050
>oh my fucking god get out get out get out of my ear
There is no way to interpret this outside of an autistic meltdown.

>>384123281
>tfw my asmr waifu hasn't uploaded in 32 months

I hate asmr in all its forms.
I havent heard a single one that didnt downright piss me off or annoy me at the very least.

>>384117369
fucking this. it used to be heaven of drawing videos without talking
what is it about women that cannot shut the fuuuark up
No i really don't want to hear you whisper, your voice is annoying just draw you fuck
and no sharpening the PENCIL

>>384123912
Have you thought about asking a doctor about why you get angry over such petty things?

>>384123405
>>384123443
what are some more channels like her. I just discovered her

There's been a few old ones that I like.
Virtual barber is the first one I experienced and the part where they put the plastic bag on your head is really nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

MassageASMR with Dimitri has been somewhat good but I can't find the one I like from him (some scratching earlobe video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_BvXg93XQ


Some few songs from Yosi Horikawa are good for speaker relaxation rather than headphone relaxation (works but I like it on my speakers).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Lan4tLZQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5_GL4TXMyY
I can upload the non-youtube compressed ones if you want.

>>384123912
You've probably seen a lot of the new ones that try to promote themselves and secondly give you ASMR instead of having ASMR as it's primary feature.

>>384123424
> literally +2012 baby tier

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> Start watching asmr in 2010
> wasn't even called asmr
> no meta, so everyone was trying something new
> constant existing content

> 2017
> nothing original anymore
> sluts everywhere
> patreon
> can't do anything new without normals losing their shit

>>384104076
Are you retarded?

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>>384106092
what the fuck this isnt angry birds thats straight up porn audio

>>384105376
>definitely soothing to me
Not ASMR. It's literally a physical thing on the back of the head. The closest I can describe it is imagining the feeling of sizzling but without the heat

yo what kinda videogame is this

>>384104035
>>384105293
>White ((((((people))))))

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>>384103616
>>384104035
>>384114073

>those kissing and licking asmr videos

I'm not the only one who listens to those while fapping to doujins right?

>>384125563
>Joey [[[Hernandez]]]
>white

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495716505569.webm

the only asmr stuff i keep on in the back ground is from a cute korean girl

who has some dick sucking lips

>>384118886
[citation needed]

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>>384125190
>2017
>the year asmr died(for real this time)

>>384125857
I know exactly who you're talking about.

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Guys

Do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU&

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>>384125904
The fuck

>>384125857
>>384126081
yellows generally don't do it for me(asmr that is), but this dsl you're talking about has my attention

>>384125190
Incredible. I finally found a "muh culture being killed" post that is more pathetic than people crying about LPs becoming shit

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>>384103616

>that cute femboi who reads doujins in his asmr videos

>that one video where he reads a trap mind break doujin
MY
FUCKING
DICK

>>384126053
People really need to understand the difference between roleplays and asking questions to a camera and acting like the camera responded. It tears the audience away from any immersion when the actor's reaction is nonsensical because they assumed everyone would answer the same way. Doing this 50-100 times in a row pretty much guarantees nobody would ever be able to believe it is genuine and not cringeworthy.

>>384126272
link now nigga

>>384126081
who is it?

>>384126272
>Mind break
Shit taste

>>384106092
I bet if I gave myself 20 minutes I'd be able to find this on dlsite.

>>384105068
>people so deprived of real human contact that even the simulation of it causes real physiological response

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>>384126316
>>384126190

>tfw Heather Feather, the best asmr content creator, left the scene

Did she ever give any goodbye or reason why?

>>384126495
No it's not her, they said she had dsl

>>384126559
What do you consider DSL? Botox bimbo lips?

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>>384126495

my fucking nigga

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>>384126495
Those are regular ol' lips m8, what are you on about
>>384126603
pic related

>>384126495
yes

>>384126309
>>384126331

It's really gay as fuck so unless you like sissy with feminine voice reading "F-fuck my ass with your big COCK! " while stuttering and other cutesy shit you won't like it.

>>384126646
she has really nice lips though they look a lot better when she's looking straight at the camera

god damn i want to see her whole face

>>384126527
didn't she build a studio in her house or something?

>>384126747
You really don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDQrIVaqXY
This is the best form of ASMR

>>384126747
Even if she's actually cute, your imagination is probably better.

>>384126763
why not?

post it

>>384126705
link it up anyways

>>384107618
I'm gonna need a link

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true vidyas ASMR are the unintentional one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERaH2MPihbI

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>>384126147
>shit tier sound quality
>shitty visuals
the whole thing probably took them 30 minutes to set up, record and edit
it's just fucking fedora-hair colored lesbians making out for attention
is this what niggers feel like when white people do rap music?

>>384126760
Maybe. I just noticed that one day, she stopped uploading videos. She was my favorite channel.

>>384126705
boi link that shit right now.

The ONLY good ASMR is unintentional
Prove me wrong
>You fucking can't

>>384126970
>Unintentional
>Being better than sounds created with the sole intention of triggering your asmr

>>384127043
correct

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>>384126495
>tfw you will never blow your load on those lips

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>>384126907
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QcjAmnDTos

>>384127043
>the videos I watch have to have ASMR in the title otherwise I can't relax to a girl making dicksucking noises

bodacious

>>384126889
MOMMY!

>>384127163
If dick sucking noises are the only asmr videos you watch, then you probably don't have asmr.

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>>384127163
Hey, you don't know me!

>>384121783
>ASMR and Cosplay together

How? Why? That's like "music for deaf people" or some shit.

>200 reply ASMR thread
and i thought /jp/ was the most autistic board on this godawful site

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>>384103616

>tingly feeling in the back of my head and balls as old man dentist cleans my teeth and whispers into my ear

Why.

>>384127521
>and balls
u gey

>>384127438
>music for deaf people
Don't they have that, that thing where they make it really loud so you can feel the music. Normals have to wear earplugs when they go in to them.

>>384127325
Shit like this is why ASMR is laughed at.

>>384103616
I actually always trigger people's amsr. Went to get smokes the other day and some Indian dude heckling the Chinese lady selling smokes stopped heckling her just to tell me he enjoyed my voice. Shit like this happens all the time.

>>384126705
I only like TG/trapification if they secretly enjoy it

>>384127576
I recently saw that Baby Driver movie, and a character in the movie was deaf. Music is really important in the movie and there were a few moments where he would put his had on the speaker and suddenly he could "hear" the music through the vibrations.

>>384126705
link it up before jannies nuke the thread

>>384127521
You're a sissy little gayboy, you just want an old mans disgusting smegma covered dick entering your boipussy while his saggy balls slap your buttchecks

ASMR is actually good

>best tier
*ear cupping
*Eye exam with light
*The way Hermetic Kitten strokes the microphone ears


>shittest tier
*"Mouth sounds"
*Eating

>>384126950
She's still "in the scene."

Mostly she works on big production vids that come out every few months, along with a few more standard ASMR vids.

She had medical issues around the time she stopped being prolific too

>>384127779

Naw, smelly genitals are a turn off.

>>384127740
Did baby get deaf in the end? I couldn't tell.

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>>384126705
My nigger, he also once read a Pierro doujin

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>Find slow, methodical actions like cleaning leather or someone painting
>90% of ASMR is some attention whore fucking talking while shoving her tits on the screen for easy views and quick Youtube bucks
>Another 9% is people erratically fucking around with something with the sole purpose of making an ASMR video, removing the repetitive nature of the sound and ruining it

If with the first 90% helpfully plastering their stupid faces on their thumbnails so that I can just ignore them out of hand, there's just so God damn much shit to wade through to find anything that doesn't suck,

>>384127846
I don't think so. But the only reason I say that is cause the soundscape of the movie was from Baby's perspective. When he was listening to music, so were you. When he was temporarily deafened by Tinnitus, so were you. But at the end of the movie we could hear everyone talking normally and stuff, so I don't think he was permanently deafened.

>>384107618
If you're referring to what I think you are. That's just some drama cd.
You should link it, cuz if it is I need it since I lost the link. Never found a translation for it and was thinking about doing it myself.

>>384103616
I listen to asmr, some really good shit has me feeling all weird like someone tapping my fucking ear drums.

But then there is asmr gaming, shit doesn't work, goes into the same category as "sexy" asmr or "vlog" asmr, works for a select few but I'm telling you now most of the ones there are only in it for the other attraction, the vloggers occasionally eat so it technically counts (but its more talking and sometimes they forget to whisper to its more a mukbang ie eating show) and then sexy asmr where you're there for the visuals, very few even use fucking sounds for a turn on, TONGUE SOUNDS ARE FUCKING AMAZING and the best we get is just sey phrases being whispered at me while some slug jiggles her tits, jesus.

ASMR gaming is just so I watch someone whisper as they get shot up, waste of my fucking time, I can play games and whipser to my fucking self and STILL get top mvp in fps games.

Jesus fuck this shit triggers me but not the way I wanted to be

>>384128083
At the end Baby put his hand on the speaker (like his adoptive father) and he also can read lips which is why I assumed the sounds were playing because he could "hear" them.

>>384128356
Yeah, that's a good point. I did notice him put his hand on the speaker in order to hear the music, but I kind of just thought it was only temporary deafness cause he didn't seem to have any problem hearing when he got out of prison. I would have to rewatch the ending to be sure.

>friend jokingly opens a patreon for "fart asmrs"
>makes one video, with his mouth
>suddenly getting paid $1000 a month from people wanting him to do more
What the fuck is wrong with people

>>384128572
Proof?

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>>384125904

>>384128002
sause on the doujin?
and yt channel?

>>384126907
great video.

>>384106092
many angry birds is a lot better than i remember it being

>>384118380
ASMR can be triggered by watching people create stuff, i first really understood it watching somebody alter an MTG card

>>384121783
lets be honest here everybody knows clover is just fucking around

PPOMO is alright plus she likes games. English is a little off though. She usually streams at ridiculously high quality on Twitch

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Hey, it's me. ASMR... Darling! (sexual giggles)

Sounds like you fags need to listen to Dr. Dimitri.

>>384131476
>TFW you realize he had a twin brother and they were literally alternating every video

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS JOEYSWORLDTOUR GUY AND WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP POSTING HIM

>>384131310
Only famous because of pewdeepie kids. Always has been shit-tier from the beginning.
Also, DarlingFags helped destroy /asmr/ on 1+7 channel

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>>384131310
She gets a lot of grief, but she has really improved a lot since she started

>>384131860
>Also, DarlingFags helped destroy /asmr/ on 1+7 channel
t. autist who thinks ASMR should just be the domain of ugly girls and men he's NOT GAY for

>>384131985
>90's game store
>no Software Etc., FuncoLand, or Babbages
>just a background of a random Japanese game store
>holding an American cartridge

No.

>>384131985
her videos suck most of the time

>>384126392
Do it faggot, I want the rest of the release.

>>384132112
I was under the impression the sound was what matter not quickly girls xdd. Nice counter-argument tho.

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>>384104035
Why did Joey pin this comment?

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>>384131310

>>384125563
When did edgy niggers start coming here.

>>384132836
The internet really went downhill when the blacks starting using it. Prove me wrong wogs

>>384125190
2017 is really bad for ASMR stuff especially when it's pretty female biased and Patreon is rampent. I mean I'm not saying we can't have a female centered thing in this world but guys who do ASMR seem to do more original things than the women, who seem to just copy everything that every other woman does on the ASMR shit.

>Blue Yeti mics for ASMR
>"ASMRTISTS"
>""roleplays"" but makes no attempt to make it ambiguous or interesting
>Click bait whore sluts who are just trying to get money
>Said whores get criticized by other ASMR women
>Girls then blame the guys for filling up the community with toxicity when there's barely any guys that do it

The only channel that I can stand to watch anymore is PPOMO and that one dude who does awesome shit because they seem to just have fun with it and do what they're good at.

I love Joey so much. I want him to fuck me balls deep while he kisses me on the mouth passionately.

Thoughts on Ephemeral Rift? He kind of goes too hard on the gimmicks but I like that he doesn't take it too seriously.

>>384133372
this is basically the same thing that happens to every subculture
it starts off with a couple of like-minded people and gets infected with retards

>>384133836
> he doesn't take it too seriously
How is full on roleplaying and makeup not taking too seriously?

>>384134049
>Hour long video about how to abuse a pet potato

>>384133372
Pretty much this. Maybe it would have turned out differently if it didn't had been on YouTube.

>>384103616
ASMR shouldn't exist at all. Shit sounds annoying as fuck