>Press start >*Presses A* I'M INSANE

>Press start
>lightly skim over select instead
NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD

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>>384089860
>A Gamepad is highly recommended
>Play with Keyboard

LOCK ME UP, THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>thank you for buying our game!
>pirated it

>don't turn off your computer while the game is saving
>turns it off
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>Play rpgs
>Dont talk to people
I AM ALL I ALL I AM

Was suicide squad well received with normies? I watched it and it was fucking stupid and a waste of 2 hours of my life. I also think Heath Ledger ruined the Joker for everyone to come.

>quest says you can be nice or act like a jerk
>do neither and drop quest
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>teammate adds me after a good game
>accept and never talk or play with him again
FEAR ME I AM DESTRUCTION OF INNOCENCE

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>press any key to continue
>press the power button

>first time playing game
>choose expert mode
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK

>Enemy is weak to ice
>Use fire
GO INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>Do you want to save?
>Select No
I'VE GOT A SCREW LOOSE

>>384090378
Normies hated it just as much as we did.

Heath Ledger joker is super overrated btw Mark Hamill spoiled me

>>384090378
No, it was successful because people were curious. Most people that saw it hated it.

It was neither the mindless but entertaining schlock of capeshit and big budget nonsense like transformers nor was it anything of genuine merit or substance.

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>>384090107
>and thank you for playing!
>actually just watched a streamer play it
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>Press any button to start
>Disconnect controller
I'M A MAN AND A HALF

>adjust brightness so the logo is barely visible
>max it out

WHO YOU TRYIN TO GET CRAZY WIT ESE, DON'T YOU KNOW I'M LOCO

>>384090598
What are you talking about. Teenagers loved the movie.

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>use WASD to move around before the tutorial tells me to
I OPERATE ON A HIGHER LEVEL

>>384090378
25% on RT

>>384090598
Heath ledger is overrated the only people that say he's the best are the people who say they are batman fans yet know nothing about him outside of the movies and 2 animated movies

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Someone makes a greentext thread.
Post my statements in plain text instead.
>IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

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>>384090772
>all the daddy issues teenagers with Daddy's Little Girl shirts
>all the fuckboys on social media unironically posting Joker/Harley Quinn-related relationship posts about their girlfriend
>All the fucking Harley Quinn cosplays
I wish James Holmes shot up this batman movie instead of Dark Knight Rises

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>>384090839
That S is wrong. It's not supposed to have flat ends, it's supposed to have diagonal ones that meet each other like this.

I love this /tv/ meme HONKA HONKA

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>Could use numerous better emulators
>Still use ZSNES
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>384091176
>doesn't like thread
>posts in there anyway

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>384091258
Anon I wasn't being sarcastic

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>99% health
>intentionally run over a full health pack, bringing myself to 100% and wasting it

MAMA DIDN'T RAISE ME RIGHT

>>384091139
>S is suppose to have diagonal ends
>I make them flat

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>>384091139

>Tutorial tells me to look up
>Look down instead
Loving you is like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street.

>>384090991
For real though, Mask of the Phantasm is my shit. Saw that in theatres when it came out.

>>384090378
Edgy teenager love Jared Leto because gangster joker, Margot Robbie encourages thot-ness and pandered to horny 12 year old and there's Will Smith. They don't care about depth, relationship, story or anything remotely related to acting. They like that stupid action flick and how cool they feel while the character were doing it even though it wasn't something extraordinary.

>do a speedrun of a game without streaming it or recording it in any way
ONE NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>Create self insert character
>Make him thin and good looking
I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY

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>>384091383
>12/12 bullets
>fire one shot
>reload
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

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>>384089860
>>384090502
>>384090534
>>384090637
>>384090839
>>384091065
>>384091249
>>384091383
Macaulay Culkin really let himself go

>Character creator pop up
>choose the generic option

CARRIBEAN QUEEN

>"move left to dodge the attack!"
>move my finger left to activate cheat engine
LOCK ME THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUPPP

>>384091945
AND WE SHARING THE SAME DREAM

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>>384091934

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>quest tells me to follow someone
>fast travel to where they're heading
THREE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

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>Have a /tv/ meme
>Post it on /v/
DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN.

>>384092289
Mask is jim carry's masterpiece

prove me wrong

>send angry message to top player on team
>Ignore immediately

CUHRAZEY

>>384092364
Protip: I can't.

>Important Cutscene plays
>skips it

HOL UP NIGGA R U A BUSTA

>>384092364
Ace Ventura would like a word with you.

>>384091249
HOLY fuck you're insane

>play game on all difficulties multiple times
>Just to get achievement
STEADY ROCKING ALL NIGHT LONG

>>384092364
Liar Liar
Jeez that was easy

>play Japanese game
>use English dub
FEELING LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH

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>>384092736
Sorry For Party Rocking

>press-to-talk chat, just to laugh

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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>>384089860
>Do you want to save the game?
>"Select No"

WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR SHA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNESS

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BENIS

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>>384091890
>the game lets you have a full mag + 1 in the chamber

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>Complete fight in a section
>Restart section before the checkpoint sets in to save resources
THE FIRE IN MY SOUL REJECTS MY WISDOM

>>384093183
>push to talk
>cough
I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL

>fire boss
>"No more Mr. Ice guy!"
WAY AWAY AWAY FROM HERE I'LL BEEEEEEEE

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>>384090839
>rubber of rhubarbs

the quote is 'never rob another man's rhubarb.' ROB. as in steal. jesus christ, why does this make me so upset?

>>384094932
Are you retarded?

>Ocelot tells me to capture Quiet
>Kill her
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD

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>>384089860
>unintentionally save all of my powerful items until the end of the game

HOLY TOLEDO

ay yo so you be sayin'

SO YOU BE SAYIN'

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>>384090107
>and you can't finish the game because you pirated it.

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>Press Enter to start game
>Press Enter
>Game starts

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>be male
>make female character in game

SAY A PRAYER FOR ME

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>>384089860

>uses that formatting

>Change options
>Press OK instead of Apply
DAMAGED

>>384090378

Audiences liked Harley Quinn enough to give it a pass. I personally thought the movie was doing fine until it became the plot of Ghostbusters somewhere midway through.

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>>384097409
>meticulously change every option
>press cancel
SEND HELP

>>384097493
I thought the same. The movie starts off fine then suddenly it became about a superpowered goddess that made rock people that could take on trained soldiers but a chick with hammer could kill about 30.

>>384089860
>game tells me to jump
>crawl
LOCK YOUR DOORS AND CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS CAUS HERE I COME!

>>384091934
Guess why

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3554323/He-s-not-son-anymore-Macaulay-Culkin-s-ailing-reclusive-father-Kit-rules-reconciliation-famous-actor-son.html

>>384097248
>comes into thread he doesn't like
STARIN DOWN THE BARREL OF A FORTY-FIVE

>"Listen carefully to my instructions!"
>Mute the game

TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER NATURE.

>>384094594
>push to talk
>*chewing food noises*

PAIN MONOPOLY, RICH IN MISERY

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>>384097651
>SEND HELP
>SEND HELL INSTEADE
>
FOR I AM LOKI THE GOD OF JOKE

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>>384099726
>I wanna stay with mommy
>"Well fuck you too son"

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>use group finder for group quest
>afk while group does work for you

FOUR, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

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>>384093059

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>Play Sims and create crush along with acquaintance
>Send crush and acquaintance to room with fuzzy bed to fuck
>afterward get acquaintance to cook knowing he'll set the oven on fire due to low cooking skill and then delete all the doors.
You don't want no beef? YOU DON'T WANT NO BEEF?

>>384090378
I remember my cousins telling me they got sued because Heath Ledger (is that his name?) was promote a lot in the ads and in the cover but only appeared for 5 minutes. People expected more of him. Also it tanked and even Will Smith said he regretted doing this over Independence Day.

>>384103380
Jared Leto played the Joker on SS. Heath Ledger played it in Dark Knight and he's dead, senpai

>>384103718
I know, I did that on purpose

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>Get Sent Friend Request
>Clicks "Ignore"
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP!!!

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>pirate game
>play it until i can finish it in under 2 hours
>buy it on steam
>beat it
>refund

COVER MY FACE AS THE ANIMALS CRY

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>tutorial tells me to press C to crouch
>rebind crouch to Control
I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HELL
SO MANY TIMES I'VE TRIED

>>384089860
>game tells me I've been playing for a while and should take a break
>don't

I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD

>>384089860
The worst part is, none of the 3 main consoles have start buttons

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guffaw

>>384092364

Bruce the Almighty.

>>384089860
>"press start"
>been holding A before the game even started up
>*let go of A*
And that's how you start the game with half an A press.

>"you can try turning the camera around"
>pan it upwards instead
PUT ME DOWN

>>384104118
The plus button has been Nintendo's start button since the Wii; the Switch is the first console to not have "START" printed on the controller next to it

> Game has multiple playable races
> Play as a human
THROW AWAY THE KEY

>buy game
>shitpost on /v/ for the rest of the day
I"VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>384105470
stop spamming this shit all over /v/ fagtron

>play with bots instead of players online
IT AINT ME

>>384105531
Just report him for spamming.

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>Adjust the brightness until the object on the left is barely visible.
>do it so it's pretty visible

MUSIC'S GOT ME FEELIN SO FREE

>>384096104
this literally never happens

>Press Enter to quit game
>Alt+F4

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

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>press F to pay respects
>presses USA

MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS

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>>384106036
The first time i pirated the original portal

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>this is a stealth game
>pull out your AK and run around shooting everyone and throwing grenades
I'M SPINNING OUTTA CONTROL OUTTA CONTROL

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>"This game is best played in a dark room"
>have my game setup in my yard on a cloudless day

DON'T TAKE YOUR GUNS TO TOWN, SON.

>>384090210
>I AM ALL I ALL I AM

Ok you got me

>>384091258
>Just floor
9/10

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>>384099726
>>384091934
What the hell?