Splatoon

POST YFW NO ONE WILL PLAY THIS SHITTY GAME

>>384082917
Cake won, actually. Ice Cream got a free win for being a person of color.

>Popularity: Cake – 24%, Ice Cream – 76%
>Wins (solo): Cake – 49%, Ice Cream – 51%
>Wins (team): Cake – 53%, Ice Cream – 47%
>Overall: Cake – 1, Ice Cream – 2

Popularity being counted as a win is laughable. The 2% in single is negligible. It's clear that Cake had the better players.

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>>384082917

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>>384082917
>tfw cakefags will never, EVER win a splatfest

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>>384083072

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>ICE CREAM WINS
FUCKING FAGGOTS I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

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>CAKE IS LEGALLY SHIT
BTFO

MARIE IS LEGALLY BETTE THAN CALLIE

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>The absolute STATE of cakebros right now

AS a cakefag all i can say is Good Game!
Hope to see ya in the next splatfest!

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LETS GET THIS STARTED
>You didn't pick cake

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>>384083072
>2%
Just.

>>384083142
We won in Japan, faggot.

>>384083072
Imagine being that autistic.

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>>384083072

>if i change the rules we actually won!

>cakefags thought process

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>>384083072
>Cakefags going into damage control

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Lets get this started.
>Cakefags

>>384083072
NOT
MY
PRESIDENT

>>384083179
No wonder Callie betrayed the squids then.

>>384083072
LOL

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POST ICE CREAM

>>384082917
>cake
>cupcake in the background

Who are they trying to fool?

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FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE A CONTEST BETWEEN TWO TEAMS, and then PIT THE SAME TEAM AGAINST EACH OTHER? I WENT AGAINST OTHER CAKE TEAMS PRACTICALLY ALL NIGHT, NO WONDER WE FUCKING LOST. FUCK OFF

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We did it Ice Cream Bros!

Drump's chocolate cake blown the fuck out!

>>384082917
>pearl won one
>pearlfags are civil about it
>marinafags win one
>being to act like autistic 12 year olds bragging
Can't say I'm surprised, honestly.

The only people who voted for Ice Cream are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Cake.

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>>384083072
>WAHHHHHH the post
Jesus dude, you lost get over it.

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>>384082917

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>>384082917

>SPLATFEST RESULTS IN
>LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED
>They made the kitten count two continents worth of votes.

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>>384083072
>Popularity: Cake – 24%, Ice Cream – 76%
>Wins (team): Cake – 53%, Ice Cream – 47%

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a bowl of ice cream and I literally screamed at her and hit the bowl out of her hands. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did cake lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so cold. I want a future to believe in. I want Pearl to be queen and fix this broken reef. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were polling well in Inkopolis???? This is so fucked.

>>384083212
>japan
>cake
CAKEBROS CONFIRMED DUMB

>>384083072
Cakefags confirmed Hillary supporters - #imwithpearl
Ice cream, two scoops, is for Trump

>>384083230
Congrats on the win, I guess, nigger worshipper. I love America!

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>>384083072
>>384083212
>w-well actually we won

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>>384083179

>>384083072
It's true. People are insufferable for giving Marina the popularity win.

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>Marie was officially and legally considered to be the superior sister after their last Splatfest.

As should be.

>>384083321
There's a reason there's only two cats in the entire splatoon universe

>>384083072
>THIS IS WHAT CAKEFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

>>384083072
CAKEFAGS IN TEARS

>>384083072
>24%-76%
Clearly it's rigged, and the fags at Nintendo with a Marina bias made it so she'd win. I literally cannot be proven wrong.

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>>384082917
CAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICED
CAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICEDCAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICEDCAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICEDCAKEBOYS BTFO GOT ICED

>>384083072
>Implying the vast majority of players weren't playing solo

That 2% for solo is worth a lot more than your margin for team cakefag.

>>384083293
Obviously not.

>>384082917
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!

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you may only reply to this post if you were on the winning team

That was a retarded one sided splatfest.

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We'll win the next splatfest you guys, don't worry

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Yo, how's it feel tripfag?

>>384083351
>Trump
>nigger
Lol.

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>>384083072
>RECOUNT
holy shit, not even the catfags were this salty, and I was one of them
>that fucking expression
Pearl releases her inner bitch when, my dick needs this

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>>384083437
Cream King checking in

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HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU FAGS CREAMBROS WOULD WIN.

CAKEFAGS UTTERLY BTFO'D. THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER.

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>>384083437
I was on team cake and I'm replying to this post
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>384083437
Hey boi

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>>384083437

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>>384083272
FUCK YOU!!!!!! ICE CREAM IS FOR SHITTERS!!!!!!

I will eat ice cream sprinkled with goblin tears.

>Onsokumaru hasn't posted yet
I hope he's slitting his wrist while he jerks it to a picture of a massive forehead.

>>384083534
DELET THIS

>>384083446
Expect more like this :)

>>384083212
Wait I thought Japan was Rock vs Pop?

>Can't enter Inkopolis anymore now that the event is over.
BULLSHIT! I want to admire the fact I made it to Royalty forever and ever.

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>>384083437
Right here ice bro. feels good.

Does "votes" just mean how many players selected that team to play for?

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Don't forget to thank Wallanon for helping!

>>384083592
it was

>>384083462
We already won the first one though

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>>384083437
>tfw not a cakefag

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>>384083437
cream team is the dream team, baby

>>384082917
Why is America full of so many nigger worshippers? Did the Jew produced rap music really rot your brains that much?

>76%
This country is irredeemable.

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>>384083072

>>384083212
>We won in Japan

Cake wasn't a team in Japan. You haven't won shit

I'VE GOT THE PERFECT NEXT SPLATFEST EVENT

Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Obviously you guys know the true answer to this

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>>384083437

>>384083592
Rock/Cake = Pearl
Pearl won 1, Marina won 1.

>>384083351
>Trump
>Winning the popular vote
Pick one.

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>>384083437
Cakefags will never recover

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>>384083437

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>>384083630
Thank you wall anon!

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>>384083072
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>384082917

SWEET SWEET VICTORY.

>>384083483
Pearl having a bitchy attitude actually fist her character unlike Marina. They really need to fix the english translation.

>>384083212
Japan was Pop V Rock you obese dumb cake-huffing faggot.

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mfw TEAM ROCK

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>creamniggers are happy that they won by 2% despite having 80% of the votes

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This is all a mistake... we'll know the real results once all of the countries individual fest's are taken into account. Based /cake/ always wins!

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YES YES YES

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>>384083072

>>384083785
Yeah. Marina needs to be an ebonics-using slut.

>>384083630
Thank you wallfriend!

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>>384083072
>CAKEFAGS THIS DELUSIONAL

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>>384083534
hey could u delet this pls

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>>384083437
>Best girl wins
>Best dessert wins

Truly a good feel

>>384083630
whats wrong with spraying walls? dont play splatoon just curious

>>384083738
>two different categories
>n-n-n-n-no they are the same

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>>384083670
You live in a fantasy

I don't have a Switch, do you get anything for being on the winning team?

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>>384083437

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FUUUUUCK

I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT CAKE JUST FOR THIS EVENT AND DAMMIT NOW I CAN'T EAT IT

ALL IT'S GOING TO DO IS MAKE ME FAT AND I WON'T ENJOY IT

FUCK THAT LITTLE RUGRAT BUCKTOOTHED RUNT I'M NEVER DOUBTING MARINA EVER AGAIN

FUCK PERL AND FUCK YOU ALL I PLAYED 8 HOURS OF THIS SHIT TODAY

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WE DID IT ICE BROS

ICE CREAM IS [[[OBJECTIVELY]]] BETTER THAN CAKE

>>384083670
Marina isn't even a nigger too. I fucking hate these dumb faggots that lump all browns with niggers.

Shame I couldn't play, would have sided with ice cream though, so yaaaay.

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>>384083072
>cakefags

>>384083818
9/10 of my games were against fellow Ice Cream winners.

>>384083706
>>384083786
>>384083343
I don't know what you faggots are on about.
Rock is still team Pearl.

>>384083630
Remember to splat walls to win kids!

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>>384083630
I guess wallfag wasn't so bad after all.

>>384083818
fact, I spent 90% of this splatfest battling my own brethren

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Cake had the most team wins, which is really the most important category. Even if ice cream won, you will always know that your team is not actually as good at the game just like team dog.

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You boys know what time it is?

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>>384083861
Ice Cream Party everyone!

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THIS CAN'T BE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN CAKEBROS IT WAS OUR. WE NEED A RECOUNT THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

>b-but pearl won in japan
HAHA FUCK YOU CAKEFAGS, YOU ARE LEGALLY SHIT

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>>384083437

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>Of all available flavors, you choose to be salty.

>>384083905

Normally, yes. You don't get anything for this demo though.

>>384083818
>Creamniggers got a free win for "popularity"
>Barely win in singles
>Get dominated in teams
The way they tallied the results simply made no sense. It's even worse than in the first game.

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>2 PERCENT ?!

>>384083890
only floor counts.

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>>384083796
>tfw I was on both the winning teams

>>384083712
Anything will be better than this. I dont see why we could not have japans splatevents. Way less bias. I mean it is the middle of summer who would not vote for icecream? So dumb

>>384083916
TWO SCOOPS?

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>>384083884
>best girl
dumb nigger

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>>384083905
Rock hard erections for the rest of the week

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>>384083072
How long until [deleted]

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>>384083437
>Cakefags BTFO

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>>384083072
The better dessert and the better girl won. Eat shit. pedo cake fags.

>>384083963
>which is really the most important category
>still lost
M A D
A
D

>>384083892
>each category represents one of the two characters
>somehow aren't the same
I knew Marinafags were unironically retarded.

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>>384083072
>I-ITS NOT FAIR!

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>>384083930
wrong one

>>384083905
Not this time.

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>>384083905
SHITPOSTING RIGHTS

>>384084002
you wouldnt complain if the results were the other way around

>>384082917
>Icecream fags happy that they won by a 2% margin when they got 76% popularity vote.
lol?

>>384083905
Since it's a demo, no. But on the retail version yes the winning team gets rewarded with items that upgrade your gear.

>>384083946
Waifufags need to leave. Splatfests should be about rubbing your superior taste in all aspects of life into other people's faces

>>384083930
But Marina isn't a squid and she was Pop music.

>>384084027
>thicc
When will this meme end

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>>384083072

>cakefags are THIS butthurt

CAKEFAGS CONFIRMED ANALLY ANNIHILATED
BASED ICE CREAM ALWAYS WINS

>>384083924
She's clearly a nigger. Like this isn't even debatable. What else could she possibly be with that skin tone?

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>>384084002
Barely winning is still a win, stay salty. Were you a catfag too?

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>>384082917
Getting ice cream right now

>>384083946
>I-I NEVER LIKED CAKE, MUH PEARL
BTFO
T
F
O

>>384083626
Yeah, but some autismos pick a side because of their waifu. So it gives an excuse to the losing side to shitposting about how it was rigged, how Marina is a nigger, etc, etc... Salt is a beautiful thing.

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I will rape the brown whore and all of her stupid fans. Prepare your buttholes, sluts.

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T-this can't real....
I'm literally shaking....

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I know just what to celebrate this victory with.

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>>384083437
So many ice cream fag bodies I had to climb over, but victory for Ice Cream!

>>384084065
t. catfag

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>>384084045
Pearl won in Japan.

>2% win in single
>76% voters
>got BTFO in team matches
LOL

>>384083712

/v/ should just vote and organize alternate splatfest choices for the future and ignore the official topic.

>Ass vs. tits.
>Asuka vs. Rei
>From vs. Platinum
>Fire Emblem vs. SMT

>>384084140
>he's never seen a Spanish person before.

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I BET THIS WAS FUCKING RIGGED BY NOA TO LET THE NIGGER WIN

>>384084220
HOW MANY SCOOPS?

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>>384084185
Bring it on.

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>>384084156
What flavor icecream is everyone going to eat?

Sorry, Creamcucks. But Cakebros won. Look at the results, you only had popularity going for you, and it was still only a 2% difference. What a joke. Creamfags literally cannot compete with us. We were supposed to win, not those fucks.

>>384084094
I'm not a classless nigger worshipper like you. Don't project.

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>popularity contest
>complain when the most popular thing wins

>cakefags

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>>384083321

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>>384084008
THIS IS RUSSIA"S FAULT THEY RIGGED THE RESULTS

What were the EU results?

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Find a bigger asshurt than the Barbarians vs Ninjas Splatfest.

>>384084283
1905 Vanilla

Who /H-E-B/ here?

>>384084185
>cakefags lost so hard they're giving away free sex

cake is better. Poorfags just never had anything outside storebought ghetto birthday cake, of course the unwashed knuckle draggers would choose something anyone could make.

>>384084142
>b-barely winning
Yes, you barely won singles, and got dominated in teams, then got a free "popularity" win. Regardless of the results, it's pretty clear that cream got "creamed."

>>384084373
Barbarians won, right? how assblasted were the weebs?

WE CANT LET MARINA GET HER TENTACLES ON THE SPLAT CODES
#NotMyIdol

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Post your face when cakefags were annihilated

>>384084283
cakefags definitely having sea-salt.

>>384084359

Yurop and Murrica are lumped together, I think.

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>>384083630
Couldn't have done it without you Wall-Chan.

>>384084373
cats vs dogs

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>>384084235
Marina won in both Europe and US. Another 2-1.

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pearl was 2 for 1 today ill take it

suck it cream boys

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>>384084279
You will pay for this. You will all pay.

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>>384084283
Blue Moon

>>384083836

I saw that shit and Fresh'd it too.

>>384082917
how old are you to enjoy this garbage?

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>>384084283
Mint Chocolate Chip

>>384084412
>cake is better
>lost
LOL

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who here eating an ice cream in celebration?

>>384084259
Spaniards aren't niggers. Marina isn't "South American" brown nor is she "Southern European" brown. You have to be colorblind to actually think so.

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I wish our splatfests didn't have completely retarded one sided matchups. There was zero chance of cake ever winning in a vote during the middle of summer and even every single time they advertised it on twitter was someone talking about how they were on team ice cream. They could have done ice cream versus ice cream or milkshake versus smoothie but they chose something that was decided the day it was announced

The worst population split japan ever had in their splatfests was 38/62 during tanuki versus fox because they are least try to use two comparable things.

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T-This isn't fair...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-cChJeUDJc&index=8

>>384084307
DENIAL.
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>>384084520
t. salty cakefag

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>tfw waiting for the inevitable Pearl vs. Marina splatfest

It's going to be such a stomp that it won't even be funny. How will Pearlfags ever recover after such a beating? Why would Nintendo make such a dumpster tier replacement for Marie?

Holy shit what have I been missing? Whats splatfest?

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YEAH FUCK THOSE DIRTY DIAMOND- I MEAN CAKEFAGS

FUCK ICE CRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. IT WAS OUR TURN.

>>384082917
Marinas team is always going to win popularity. Also it's summer time so obviously everyone went ice cream.

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Hey thread, want to hear a joke?
cake

>>384084501
No? Marina won EU and US

>>384084431
A win is a win, no matter how it happens. Stay. Mad.

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>Pearlfags claim to be enlightened
>Say their waifu is pure and underappreciated
>Claim to be superior
>They lose
>FUCKING OCTO NIGGER LOVERS
>WE WON IN JAPAN ANYWAYS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This certainly set a precedent for future splatfests

>>384084580
splatoon is a shit game

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>all this salt
>all this butthurt
>all this fun
>all of it was a free demo
how does Nintendo do it

>>384084546
Marina isn't a nigger, she's not even close to black. You'd have to be colorblind to see her as black.

>>384084494
>nigger team wins in the west
Is this proof that the Jewish propaganda is working?

>>384083967
Roxas' story still makes me sad to this day

shame they're gonna ruin it with KH3

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>>384084507
You are badly outnumbered cakefags.

>>384084494
EU was melded into NA so it was just one category. We don't actually know what the stats for the individual regions were.

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>>384084283
Rum raisin

>>384084307
>Cakebros won
>We were supposed to win
Cakefags LITERALLY unable to think after the results.

>>384084627
The STATE of pearlfags

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>24% of people think with their brains, not with their dicks

Enlightened bros, where we at?

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>>384083630
i hope he killed himself and his death note says walls never counted

>>384084373
Cats vs Dogs was THE ultimate saltstorm.

>>384084561
Everyone on Twitter was an ice cream supporter because nobody picked cake. At NoA it was circa a 75/25 split between ice cream and cake when they polled employees.

>>384083437
https://youtu.be/04854XqcfCY?t=54s

>>384084582
>implying pearl was ever marie's replacement

>>384084439
>Votes
Barbarians: 23%
Ninjas: 77%
>Wins
Barbarians: 59%
Ninjas: 41%

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I guess you can say Team Cake got creamed

>>384084627
cake is a shit dessert

>>384084695
i really dont play this game so keep throwing me memes that i dont understand

>>384084561
It's just really obvious they wanted the black character to win in order to appear progressive.

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>>384083997
I could go for some salted caramel icecream right about now
>>384084108
fucking newfag, the splatfests were ALWAYS about the waifus, I bet you didn't even own a wii u.
>>384084582
I was an icecream fag this one, but we will win the war in the end

Not even mad. If this much buttmad can continue for another year I'm excited.

>>384084687
It doesn't matter. She got the win in two regions.

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>>384084449

>>384084708
>where we at?
Losing.

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>>384084604

>>384084528
enjoy your processed garbage, you never had well prepared ice cream either. honestly, how did you buy a switch with food stamps anyway?

>>384082917
I don't like the NoA translation. It annoys me that I have to put up with it since there is no NoE translation. It's so obnoxious.

>>384083178
I like her corpse paint

What church will we burn today?

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>>384083072
Beautiful, I live for salt like this

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>>384084373
Callie vs. Marie

are you guys retarded?

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SOMEONE CALL PEARL SHES CRYING!

>>384083212
Wait, how ice cream managed to win solo if most of them were trapped in civil wars?

>>384084624
>lose
Pearl literally won 1 today.
>Marinafags are actually this stupid
Sad
>B-BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE I SAY SO
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>>384084507
Try it motherfucker

>>384084660
you have to be mentally retarded if you think she is a fucking Spanish person

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>>384083072

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>cakefags

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>eating cake is now illegal

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>>384082917
Not even a Cakefag, but I hope future Splatfests aren't going to be rigged in Marina's favor just because she's the hot one. Especially seeing how this is just going to be a best of 3 contest instead of taking popularity/win rate and multiplying the numbers by other arbitrary numbers, it doesn't even seem like Pearl can win through having a smaller playerbase

>>384084772
Yeeeeeeeeeah...

>>384084897
Because we were better

>>384084561
Yeah whoever in charge of this shit needs to be fired. Who wouldn't vote for icecream in the middle of summer?

It's summertime, it's hot, of course people are going to lean towards ice cream. At least make it like ice cream vs popcicles or something. At least that would not have some huge bias. This was the equivalent to that one image of toxic waste vs clean oceans lol

>>384084660
What is she if she isn't black? Indian? Tell me what ethnic group you think she is modeled after, since it very clearly isn't any European, Hispanic, or Central/East Asian group.

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>>384084714
The first Splatfest will always be the most salt-inducing.

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>>384083293
cityfags btfo yet again

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>>384084931
Not him and this argument is dumb but nogs aren't the only darkies on earth.

>>384084947
>what is reading comprehension

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Meanwhile, in /vg/...

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>>384084960
Shouldn't have made her so fuckin' atrocious then.

>>384084960
This. It's kind of troubling honestly. Most people are going to pick Marina every time just because of this.

I had some rum rasin ice cream on a sugar cone to celebrate.

It was quite tasty.

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>>384083437
ice creamfag here

>>384084902
>The crumbling ruins of Pearlfags

>>384084714
Cats were the better players so they technically won. Irrelevant if anyone disagrees.

>>384084634
Their games incite passion and raw emotions. Unlike other systems where it's forced.

>>384084960
icecream was just more popular than cake, it wasnt a Pearl vs Marina thing. Cake is shit

But we still don't know who won in EU, or eu and america counts as ome splafest?

I don't know why cakefags are mad, nor do I know why creamfags are so gloaty.

More people like ice cream, but people that like cake are of higher quality. Both sides win, so why?

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>>384083072
I hope this is real. I really do.

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Best flavor of ice cream right here

>>384085051
He's probably not wrong

Gimme gimme icey creamies,
Be they Bens or be they Jerry's
Spend my hard-earned squid-kid points,
on DQ ball pit soft serve joints.
Marina lifts me to the car,
To find me creamies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty ice cream treats,
in comfy squid kid booster seats.
Mayfield's, Breyer's, Ben and Jerrys
Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberries
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Creamies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll splat, I'll ink, I'll even cuss!
Creamies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Pearl sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't creamies, cones or ice.
My fresh-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the creamies that I've yearned.
But there's no cremies in my bowl!
Pearl say's Im getting to old!
"CREAMIES CREAMIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU SHORT, FIVEHEAD, GREMLIN COW!"
I screech while splatting into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling cake surprise.
For we all know who reigns surpreme.
Never cake, always ice cream.

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Seriously, explain to me why anyone likes ice cream? It:

1. is too cold
2. often hurts if you have sensitive teeth
3. melts fast as shit
4. a lot of the flavors are really expensive
5. gets gross when it is hot

seriously, why? that said gg

>>384084902
Marina won two continents. Pearl a shitty island of suicidal corporate slaves.

How many people picked Ice Cream solely because Marina is cuter?

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>>384084980
She's an octopus.

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>these mad cakefags
Your opinions are ILLEGAL now.

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I AM GOING TO HUNT ALL YOU ICE CREAM FAGS DOWN!!!!!! AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL FORCED YOU TO EAT ICE CREAM UNTIL YOU VOMIT AND THEN I'LL SHOVE ICE CREAM UP YOUR ASSHOLE UNTIL SHIT COVERED ICE CREAM COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! THEN I'LL MULCH YOU AND FEED YOUR BLOODY ICE CREAM TO MY DOG YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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>>384083072
>Cakefags

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>>384082917
Good job, Creambros. We did it.

>>384085162
Marina voted for it. That's literally why it won.

>>384085093

Would team cat have won under any of the revised splatfest rules, though? Battles were almost even, dogfags were mostly carried by a significant popularity vote.

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>>384085093
>2 years later catfags are STILL mad

>>384085193
Stop talking shit Karl

>>384085173
I WANT SAUCE THAT PEARLE LOST EU RIGHT NOW

Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqN01L5pkC8

>>384085123
Ice cream/Mariniggers want to have their cake and eat it too. They can't admit the reason they won is because of how unbalanced the tallying system is.

>>384085051
The salt is real lmao

>>384083273
We win 2, technically
LMAO STAY MAD

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>>384083437
this is feeling familiar

>>384083072
IT WAS HER TURN

>>384085193
PLAY A RECORD

https://youtu.be/erh2ngRZxs0

>He wasn't team cream

>>384085162
>too cold
>expensive
Cakefags confirmed poorfag wimps.

>>384085179
ice cream is objectively better than cake regardless of marina's existence

>>384085051
Look at all that REEEEEEEEEEEEEE. It's beautiful.

We would've won if it wasn't for Europe

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>>384083437
ayy

lmao

>>384085347
Wrong.

>>384083072
But seriously we can't let marina get those nuclear codes

>>384085162
>often hurts if you have sensitive teeth
Don't be a pussy with sensitive teeth then.

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>>384083437

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>>384085254
But that's just it innit?

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I regret siding with cake.

>>384085252
Didn't they update how splatfest results work in the first game because of how people reacted to the CatvsDog thing?

>>384085123
because of the horrible choices for this splatfest in the middle of summer. Who would not vote for ice cream when it is summer time right now? At least JP was more unbiased and had music genres for theirs.

>>384085389
Legally true, motherfucker
BTFO

>>384084819
nah. there's no proof.

>>384085193
I'm asking you what ethnic group she is modeled after, since it is pretty clear that their humanoid forms are modeled after, well, humans. If you give me a nonanswer or try "Spaniards" again I'll just assume you're a desperate "chocolate waifufag."

>>384085162
>4. a lot of the flavors are really expensive

You should not be eating ice cream or cake unless it is expensive or you make it yourself. Cheap birthday cake and dairy dessert are both terrible and a waste of even the small amount of money you pay for them.

Is salty catcake the plebiest of the pleb tiers?
Who dogrcream bro here?

>>384085193
Octupus are marvelous, intelligent creatures.

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>>384085342
>cream niggers will never enjoy a lovely chocolate cake
>cream niggers prefer frozen milk that melts all over your clothes
sad

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>>384083437

>>384085179
Literally everyone

>>384085162
It's fucking summer. Ice cream is the de facto sweet treat this time of year.

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>>384085389
>objectively

>chose the winning team everytime
who else has a perfect Splatfest record?

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>>384083437
>mfw cakefags got BTFO

>>384085159
Replace "short" with "stunted" and change the repetition of Ben & Jerry's and it's perfect, 10/10

>>384085334
>reddit meme video
Can't say I'm surprised this is what Marinafags find funny.

>>384085461
Cake and Ice Cream happened in both US and EU.

>>384085162
>1. is too cold
Fuck you Eskimo, go back to your glacier to eat you Walrus Blubber Pie.
>2. often hurts if you have sensitive teeth
Then get better teeth.
>3. melts fast as shit
It's part of the fun faggot.
>4. a lot of the flavors are really expensive
Anything with good quality ingredients costs more. Do you think a cake containing dark chocolate truffles is the same cost as a cake containing basic frosting? If you're even in the market for a dessert you need to stop being a poorfag.
>5. gets gross when it is hot
Son, you have never had a quality Ice Cream Soup.

>>384085027
>>384083293
>Trumpfags trying to claim this is a victory for them.
Marina won the popular vote you troglodytes.

Also she's not going to get impeached and charged with treason for conspiring with the Salmon to sabotage Splatfest votes.

>>384085497
Reporting.
>I have to share this board with CatCakefags
How disgusting

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>>384083437

"It feels good to win"
-Donald Trump

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>>384083437
Feels great