Splatoon

Cake won, mark my words

>>384077948
lol who this ugly ho

TEAM CAKE IS FULL OF FUCKING LOSERS

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HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING YOSHI DRAWINGS ARE THERE

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Fug, I hope we win Cakebros

>>384077861
The EU results arent even out. What makes you think US will be?

>>384077861
I had fun with my pro controller.
UPS can choke on my fucking dick.

>>384077861
Game would be perfect if they didn't ruin motion controls with the restriction on vertical for the stick. Pearl has the worst face. Rolling is great.

>>384077861
If you delete a drawing from social media, does it get deleted in the Splatoon lobby as well?

I hope everyone on cake just likes cake.

Because Pearl is fucking atrocious

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First for the support and love of /ourguy/ wall anon.

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>Ink upon my body

What did Marina mean by this?

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>ice cream fags were painting walls the whole time

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>>384078003
oh my fucking god

>>384078046
they might be combining the two together

>>384077861
First time playing, it was surprisingly fun.

Not sure if I'll actually buy it, though, the motion controls hurt my wrists by the end.

>>384078003
HA HA

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Why the fuck does it take time to announce who won?

I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW, WHEN IS IT!?

>>384078049
pure

>>384078002

IS THIS LOSS

so how many times did you get to fight against the opposing team?
i only fought them 4

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ICE-CREAM TEAM REPORT IN

>>384078003
>>384078127
I fuckin report both degenerate furfags from both sides

>>384078171

you can disable motion controls mate

>>384078185
Judd takes his time counting the votes, don't rush him!

>>384078171
You can turn them off, Anon. Although I prefer motion controls personally.

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>>384078127
>>384078175
>>384078212
THEY'RE IN MY PLAZA EVERY TIME I TURN THIS GAME ON

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>>384078003
Cake confirmed to be true life faggots

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>>384078086

>>384078208

YEET YEET

>>384078167

>>384078271
Cute

>>384078089
Yeah I was a bit frustrated with that. I only won one vs cake, 4 other matches were a disaster.

If not for the endless mirrors i enjoyed the game a lot. But it got slightly repetitive after the first hour. But its fun and likely to buy if only for single player and horde.

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>>384078002
>>384078003
I was worried this was going to be gone because of switch not having miiverse, where can I view all of these outside of the game?
Also, where my Creambros at?
>>384078171
You don't know the hell that was aiming with the big-ass gamepad on the wii u

>>384078003
Saw this as well. Imagine some fucking kid seeing this.

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>>384078283

Seeing how duelies and inkbrushes mix will be interesting. Enjoyed the new roller, and the new missile ult was interesting on Morey Towers as while.

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>>384078003
Those are some nice looking feet. I wonder what they smell like haha

>>384078271

ahahahahahah

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>>384078301

>>384078271
WallAnon was the best part of the Splatfest

>>384078219
>>384078264

Motion controls feels so much better for aiming, but my wrists have been ruined from competitive starcraft.

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So what was your highest match point total /v/?

I'm crap at the game so I assume this is an easy mark to pass.

I hope its a pirates vs ninja situation for us cakebros but otherwise I'm just happy I love Splatoon as much as ever.

I really came to understand duelies, but also the inkjet. I kind of wish they were back together again.

>>384078271
Don't bully him!

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Get glooped ice cream fags.

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>>384078049
Cutest

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>>384078271
I can't believe he deleted it. It would have just blown over but holy shit. Thank god I'm not wallfag.

>>384078301
Zone, please.

>>384078271
>/a/ trying to videogame
this is adorable

>>384078389
Nice Tumblr gif

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>>384078208
AYOOOOO

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>>384078086

>>384078064
How can they be doing it right with all the zelda ports and even BOTW on switch but fuck it up with splat?

>>384078271
I don't understand. Why did it get deleted and have so many quotes?

if cake doesn't win I swear to god I will kill my self on stream

Moray Towers is best stage

>fags can just waltz out of ny ink
>I'm literally rooted in place in a tiny speck of their ink
k
>their Ink Jet bomb is barely beside me
>one shots me
>I shoot Ink Jet bombs directly on them
>nothing happens
k
>fags can sit on my nades and nothing happens
>I'm sorta KINDA AT BEST near theirs
>I die
What the absolute fuck.

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what is the best special and why is it "two nukes were not enough" missiles?

>>384078271

Stop

It was a comon mistake on splatoon 1

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>>384078271
>tfw no cute newbie to slap upside the head for being a retard

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Every match I was in was a loss. Ice Cream was supposed to be the best, we let Marina down

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>>384078271
>wallanon will never live down this post
>it will be saved and reposted for Splatfests now and to come

If your out there wallanon just know you fucked up.

>>384078347
>>384078208

>>384078271
I want to be wall anon's friend!

>>384078530
you don't get any points for painting walls

>>384078530
Painting walls does literally nothing.

>>384078530
please tell me you weren't playing

>>384078415
Ok, I tried for a little bit but gave up trying after a while. How do you roll with their duelies?

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>>384078487

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>>384078271
>new player tries his best despite not knowing the mechanics
>genuinely happy to have played
We need more posters like wall anon among us. Godspeed, I hope to see him around in the main game.

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>>384078561

>>384078271
Whats funny about this, someone explain what he did

>>384078530
Painting walls doesn't boost your team's overall score. It's only good for when you want to provide the team extra movement options.

Who won in EU? And post evidence

>>384078584
WallAnon is a cool guy

>>384078530
Walls don't count for anything. It's cute that he was trying really hard and having so much fun trying to help his team and didn't realize why no one else was painting walls :3

>>384078530
The poster deleted it.
Painting walls don't count to your score only ground and other surfaces seen when viewed from above.

>>384078530
t.wallfag

>>384078530
painting walls doesn't help your team at all
only flat ground covered counts for turf wars

>>384078668
How about you read it, Dongus.

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How long until we find out Cake won?

>>384078658
yes, whats you gonna do about it bitch

>>384078216
That's fantastic.

>>384078530
Painting the walls is an almost negligible score increase, to the point that it's really not worth it unless you happen to be passing by in an area you fully control. He basically wasted his time in every match.

>>384078490

HOW

>>384078668

walls don't count

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cake

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>>384078615

>>384078668
Walls don't count towards your teams coverage

>>384078486
It's what happens when you flank a charger and all his respawning teammates try to jump to his position to second before he got splat.

Damn roller got a splash off to make it a mutually assured splat. Although knocking them all out allowed my team to get the final push to win the match.

>>384078773
salsa?

>>384078561
>every match turns into full team swapping places then just waiting it out

Fuck that map

>>384078626
>>384078628
>>384078696
Oh, that explains it, thanks.
>>384078631
Nope, saw it on the front page.

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>TWO (2) FUCKING MATCHES WITH CAKE IN IT
>MY FRIEND ON CAKE GOT LITERALLY NO MIRRORS
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>384078216
How are people making these?

>>384078575
I always try and shoot off a few missiles before the match ends. Gotta fill the void left by inkstrike

>>384078658
Look on the bright side. It's not pre patched towers from splatoon 1. That would have been much much worse

>>384078569

>I'm literally rooted in place in a tiny speck of their ink

So I wasn't imagining things? Little dots of enemy ink makes it feel like you're trudging through quicksand for everyone else as well? Feels like movement speed in general has been nerfed but goddamn just a teaspoon of ink on the ground slowed me to a crawl.

>>384078271
>C+ players

>>384077861
First time here, I just the regular weapon, it was fun, I almost got to the King rank, just one more match and it was done.

Go Ice Cream.

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>>384078271
Friendly reminder that wallanon was Team Ice Cream so if you lose he is part of the reason why

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>>384078615

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Who /roller/ here?
What do you guys think about the changes they made to its playstyle?
The vertical jump shot took some getting used to, but it ended up coming handy a lot of times. Especially against ink jets.

>>384078412
I don't understand the points shit. I went one round 9 kills and 5 supers (three of which got kills) and am positive I covered more ground than my entire team combined, and barely broke 1800p. We even won with >60% coverage.

>>384078854
No, coffee

>>384078271
>next splatfest will be over bullying wall anon vs being his friend

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>see that everyone is choosing rollers and duelies like splatoon 1 test fire
>bring out my trusty Charger
>be unstoppable with14+ splats and top of team scoreboard several games in a row
I miss maining this thing

>tfw Charge up and one shot a Roller who is about to run you over
This game is fun

>>384078870
I never once had a mirror match as cake. Also dont mirror matches not count towards the score?

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>>384078208
Postan beastmoder repping for the cream of the crop

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>>384078828
oh god that looks delicious.

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>about to 1vs1 someone I see on the outer rim
>his friend is about to superjump in to help him
>fucker runs completely away
>another one of his friends superjumps in too
>I kill both of them when they land even though they could've killed or at least secured the landing if he stayed
baka desu senpai

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If Marina can't win this splatfest she's never going to win a splatfest.

This is more stacked than pirates versus ninjas

>>384078982
I never actually liked playing as roller in turf war, but the new jump attack is nice.

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>the contrarians who think cake will win

>>384079069
Fat

>>384078953
WallAnon still won half the matches. I think we're fine.

>>384079015
>if wallanon wins/loses, the winning/losing team will forever be associated with painting walls, regardless of choice

>>384078982
Nothing more satisfying than taking out inkjet fags with the vert swipe

>>384078982
I lost count of how many special users I killed with the vertical shot.

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Do you want to know why Ice cream lost? Because Ice cream and Marina are for normies. Cake and Pearl is for autists, and autists are way better players than normies.

>>384077861
First time playing. I had a LOT of fun. I didn't like ARMS demo at all and didn't buy it, but i'm definitely picking up splat2n this week. I totally sucked but it doesn't make you feel bad about it and it's still fun even when you lose.

>>384078839
>>384078961
I got this from other Splatoon threads please believe me I'm not a faggot

>>384079029
I'm ice cream.

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Yum!

>>384079025
>Charger on dualies
*rolls out of your way*
Nothin personell squid

>>384079025
>pre patched underpass

those poor bastards

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>playing this game for the first time
>had a boner the entire time I was playing, looking at my squids butt
THIS CANT BE
I CANT WANT TO FUCK A SQUID LOLI

>>384079145
>paint walls to win matches guys, do your part!

>>384079120
Can't wait to see that melt all over your hands after two minutes

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>>384079120
Eat shit creamnigger

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>mfw a guy named Tony was fucking my shit up
I hope I can be as good as him.

WHO THE FUCK WON EU NO ONE POSTS THE RESULTS

>>384078575
In tight spaces those missles work really well. In Moray Towers especially I was getting a ton of kills with them.

>>384079202
>duelies roll off ledge into water
BOOYAH!

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>>384078615

le walking rat meme

>>384079025
I never learned how to get good with chargers. I did not have the patience for them. Plus I felt like a shitter not inking turf and contributing to the team like I should.

>>384077861
First time playing.

It was ridiculously fun, even though I hate these kinds of games normally. I found myself using splat roller the entire time, I'm not great at splatting players but ended up carrying some of my shitty teams because no one was capable of getting any ground covered. Will be buying the game though! Was nice playing with everyone regardless of your team

>All these new players and nice vibes

I fucking love Splatoon threads and Splatfests

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>>384079197
OwO Whats THIS?

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DESTROYED

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7 total matches against Cake in 4 hours. Unbelievable!
Lost 3, won 4, not happy. The thing is in mirror matches the outcome doesn't matter so I was in the mindset of relaxed dumb play for hours and then fuckin Cake match that blindsides me and I have to get serious again.sucked

Also if there is a Charger fuck named CJ around here that was on Team Cake, fucking well done, I got mad. Even more so when I saw the charger on our team got 0 (ZERO) kills.

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>>384079175
>it's still fun even when you lose.
just wait until you try ranked, every loss will make you want to kys

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BLACKED

>>384079120

Give it five minutes and you dont have anything to eat anymore.

>>384078548
whoa

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>>384079197
I bet that still tastes better than dry sponge ass faggotcake.

expected slow connection since in asia, but wow surprised it was smooth and no disconnects

30 MINUTES UNTIL TEAM (x) GETS BTFO

>never actually played Splatoon before outside of demos
>consistently the top ranked player on my team in all but like 3 games

I'd be proud but I bet it's mostly because I was paired with morons.

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I wish I could count how many times I killed bad dual users taking too long to fire off their missiles. Shit was genuinely cash.

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>>384079260
>mfw one of the cakes has it out for me but I get revenge and win because I actually ink the map

>>384078271
I could've sworn I read this before the Splatfest, like during one of the Testfires.

>>384079287

kek

>>384079120
TWO SCOOPS?

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It's going to happen again

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>>384078271
....This was my first time playing and I didn't know walls didn't count either

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>>384079378
you tell him! Our frozen milk is great!

>>384079030
It would be more impressive if you were Roberto.

>>384079434
painting walls is a beginner mistake, it probably did happen in the testfire

Where are the results posted? In game?

>>384079393
>asia
>na splatfest

Why not eu senpai?

>>384079251
Coconut Cake is fucking disgusting

>>384078896
Concentration

>>384079297
>the JP dialogue actually makes her sound sweet instead of some passive aggressive cunt.

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>>384079260
hi bro.

>>384079268
Cake.

>>384079516
ingame, a cutscene will happen

>>384078086
I went on ice cream cuz i like ice cream.
Whats up with this waifu war?

>>384079485
>grinded meat is ice cream
Fuck off

>>384079251
I definitely won't eat shit if it's as repulsive as that

>>384079224
its okay anon

she wants to fuck you too

squids are quick to recognize lewdness

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>>384079543
It's certainly does not.

>>384079457
If they shown it I haven't noticed it yet, but do Pearl and Marina have their own "logo" like the one on the top left?

>>384079485
Thats chicken nuggets, you diabetic

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>Only fought against cake ONCE in the entire splatfest
Are cakefags asleep or something? Is Ice Cream truly superior in numbers and strenght?

>>384079543
Source?

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Oh man I love eating frozen cum

>>384079297
>Marina just has marie sass
that's disappointing and will make her fans even more annoying.

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>>384079410

Hey, we already won rock. This is just the Dessert for us.

I fucking HATE creamfags. If you like ice cream, then I hate you

>>384079491
>implying Roberto wastes his time on 4chins when he could be practicing in Splatoon

>>384078271
everyone's shitting on him but they're obviously gonna make a map where painting the walls help, unless they bring back Flounder Heights

>>384079642

The original dialogue is 10 times better than this shit we got.

>>384079297
I thought Marina was supposed to be the polie, shy one? Treehouse better get this sorted

>>384079695
That's a weird thing to confess, dude.

>>384079197
Yummy

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>>384079442
TWO SCOOPS?!

>>384079663
Bad translation. If anything, shes more passive aggressive, but not sweet.

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Almost every stage from Splatoon 1 coming back confirmed from datamines

>>384079030
Roberto must play a lot of Call of Dooty.

>>384079562
Had you on my team once. Felt good carrying one less person for a change.

>>384079695
great. now i'm reminded of those pony cum jars

>all these ice cream fags that couldn't get matches
How the fuck? I constantly played cake teams

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Icecream will win the Western Splatfest but Cakefags will say they won the Eastern Splatfest so its a tie

>>384079656
ice creamfags are like africans, and cakefags are like white europeans
One is subhuman, loves dark skinned women, and has billions of people
The other is the master race, loves light skinned girls, and has a few master elite who will dominate the world for the length of the game
Must suck being a nigger, huh?

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>>384078208
>bald haircut
>Saitama
>repping ice cream which is round

>>384079030
>Roberto the assassin

>>384079737
But what if I LOVE ice cream?

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>>384079737
>cakeniggers being THIS butthurt

>>384079543
>Faggot is too pussy to handle bants
Just kill yourself now.

>>384079756
I wanna be Roberto

>>384079827
Thank God. Splatoon 1 had some fucking amazing maps. I actually think the map design is a bit weaker and more unoriginal compared to 1. Still good, just not as memorable.

>>384079562
I liked how you were using the splat duelies.
Can you give me any tips how to use them better.

>>384079849

>>384079260

I'll see all you wonderful people next week.

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What's even the point of using the Splattershot if the Dualies exist?

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>>384079173
day one marie fag, I can confirm this
>>384079543
>Pearl isn't the passive aggressive cunt
it hurts, if she ends up being the one spouting memes, I will bang my head against a wall
>>384079609
splatfests were always like this, and I loved every second of it

That tower level is literally the worst map I have played in TWO DECADES of shooters.

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>>384079771
It's generic as fuck and you know it.

I'm not the only one who thinks Splatoon 1 ran better and controlled better, right?

I mean, I still had fun and I'm definitely going to pick this game up. But the first Splatoon felt objectively better to play. I don't really know what it is... Maybe it's the controls? I still have my shitty launch joycons and the left one constantly cuts out

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>>384079656
>more losers chose ice cream so ice cream fags had to fight ice cream fags most of the time
However this is a double edged sword because even though ice cream will undoubtedly win the popularity contest cake will almost have always faced ice cream fags meaning they fought for victory more often. The second part of the contest is seeing who won more often in which case cake will most likely win.

>>384079937
The concert map was glorious mate

>>384079827
>Dome
>Underpass
>Warehouse
Now give me a good Heavy Splatling kit and I'll be fucking ready

>>384079957
splattershot has better range and dps, just git gud

>>384079871
I hope you were winning, cunt.

>>384079871
I swear at least 75%, no exaggeration, of my games were cream vs cream.

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>>384078271
The funny thing is if he hadn't had deleted it it wouldn't have been as funny.

>>384079957
Splatershot is the hard counter to Dualies, stand a centimeter outside their range and their dead.

>>384079976
You just suck. Quit making excuses.

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>>384079442
>>384079817
C'MON

>>384079925
Oh boy I sure do love having sticky sugar cream drip all over me after two minutes. I hate you

>>384078003
Ok, so I wasn't the only one who saw that shit

>>384079756
>implying Roberto can still find a challenge in Splatoon and didn't instead immediately leave without leaving a trace before the awards ceremony, off to travel the world in search of a worthy opponent

>>384079927
I hate her english translation so much. It makes her a completely different person. And for the worse too.

>>384079695
N-no, that's just lemonade.

>>384079827
I'm looking forward to their little visual upgrades and new gimmicks. also nearly 30 maps for this game.

>>384078003
>>384078385

literally the same guy

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Cake more then likely lost but I had a lot of fun regardless.

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>>384079297
>>384079663
>It's another treehouse meme translation turn nice girl into a bitch episode

Humpback Pump track
>JP -
>Marina: Uu.. Pearl-senpai, you are louder than usual so it's harder for me to adjust the audio setting!
>En -
>Marina: Yeah, the reverb makes it easier to ignore how off-key you are!

Moray Tower
>JP -
>Marina: Pearl-senpai, if you keep staring at the view the festival is going to end!
>En -
>Marina: You know what else is magical? Winning instead of staring at a parking garage.

EOP babies will defend this.

Moray Towers got better with the Inkrails for sure

Anyone know what Callie/Marie Amiibos do? I just opened mine finally

>>384079976
I was playing 1 before 2 started today. They play almost the same, but 2 is smoother.

>>384079959
last one was meant for
>>384079606

>>384079871
Given I live on a massive island I wasn't surprised.

Enjoyed the splatfest

Was team Cream played Cake 3 times
Won twice but the third time the cake team was all dualies and they killed us like 80/20

I know Switchhaters like to call Splatoon 2 a rehash but it did kind of feel like that. You could tell me the stuff they added could be a DLC for 1 and I'd believe it. Not that theres anything weong with that since Splatoon as its base is a fun game but I was hoping for more of a step up

>losing almost all of my cream v cream matches
>win all my cream v cakes in landslides
feels good man

>>384079173
I wanta rise that squid with that octopus.

>>384077861

I miss it already /v/ ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmxJRek99Gk

>>384079957
>more range
>less shots to kill

>>384079974
Fits the character

>>384079957
What's the point of rolling in exchange for range if you can just swim-strafe with any weapon?

>>384080052
>>384080124
I was playing 1 earlier today too. It just feels better to play. I really think it's the wii u tablet controller. That thing was way better than a lot of people gave it credit for

>>384080184

Splatoon 2 is a compensation for the fact that Wii U is fucking dead.

>>384079976
Splatoon 2 literally runs better you shitter

>>384080109
post squib butt

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>>384078982
The vertical shot is just great all around. It helps against guns when you would otherwise be outranged, and it makes a nice handy line of ink.

>>384079976

>why does splatoon 1 control better guys?
>might be that my left joycon is defective

Fix it my dude. Either send it to Nintendo or fix it yourself, it's really easy. You just have to unscrew the back, take out the battery, unscrew the plastic hat holds the battery, and then you put a piece of conductive foam over the antenna next to the thin ribbon cable and metal box in the bottom right corner. There are videos online showing how to do it. I was going to send mine in, but I got lazy and just did it myself.

>>384078271
wait walls don't count? i didn't know that

>>384079886
This splatfest technically counts as 2 wins, so if Icefags win, they'll say its 1-2 in favor of Marina

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GET GLOOPED ICE CREAM FAGS!!!!!

>>384079982
Apparently, the splatfest results are divided up into three categories: Team play win %, solo play win%, and popularity %. So team cake probably has this one.

>>384080035
I'm a shitter :(

>>384080215
Same...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNNlCVxBhTQ

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>>384080293
I saw that earlier

God I miss him.

>>384079957
>Being this new
Splattershot is one of if not THE most overpowered weapon in the game. You will learn.

>Friend and I playing in same room
>Only two of us so noteam
>Try to sync up matches, fail badly
>Last match before map swap, which we took a break for food, we sync it
>We win
>Happens once or twice more, then never again
Was pretty hype.

>>384080307
I played in handheld mode so maybe that's the problem, but it most certainly did not run better. Especially in the plaza, I got massive frame drops constantly

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>>384080293
Kek

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is Marina the main vocalist or something? I just realized I barely know what Pearls singing voice sounds like, she just rapped most of the time

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>>384077861
>What did the newfriends think?
They kept covering the walls.

Did anyone record the lose theme for the Splatfest? That shit was catchy as hell.

>>384080109
Unpopular team usually wins

>>384080078
It really doesnt, thin skinned nerd

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ICE CREAM IS FOR GLOOPING NOT EATING

I can't get used to motion controls. They only feel somewhat comfortable if I'm sitting up, but I like chilling out and laying down when playing vidya..

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>>384077861
The only loses I ate were from icechads

Were cakecucks ever trying?

>>384080112
You were btfo last thread, pls leave.

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>>384079030
Roberto?

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MARK MY FUCKING WORDS: feel free to screencap - ice cream WILL win the popular vote, but CAKE will win more battles and therefore win. Watch out cream niggers

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>>384080404
>can't team up with two other people, has to be three
>only two maps per rotation AGAIN. when that was one of the biggest complaints of the first game
>only get matched with japs

THEY'RE FUCKING UP THE GAME, BROS. WHAT DO WE DO?!

>>384080361
Nah. Ice Cream has a guaranteed point. Cake has a good chance to get the Solo point, but it's not guaranteed. Team point could go either way, since the amount of shitters there is much lower..

>>384080402
that's not the aerospray

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>>384080425

>>384080112
I appreciated them turning Marie into a sassy bitch as it matched her looks and made her unique, but making Marina a sassy bitch too makes no fucking sense and comes off as lazy.

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>>384080064
>not reveling in the feel
>not rubbing ice cream all over your naked body
>not planting a cherry in your navel and slathering yourself with whipped cream
>not orgasming as it absorbs all your sins
>not standing in the sunlight as it all slowly melts and falls off your body in a pool at your feet
>not taking a hose and washing it down the drain, along with your sins
>not feeling fresh and renewed as your now-pure body glints in the sun

>mfw cakefags will NEVER EVER know this feel

>>384079957
splattershot by themselves are better than dualies, and their sub bomb is better. I played dualies because the special is a quick way to recharge your ink vs the inkjet, and rolling is fun

>>384080434
they changed the system now, popularity is worth 1/3 now and victories 2/3 instead of 1 to 6

>>384078347
You'll probably... no, you WILL be able to read and make posts on that new app they'll release for the game.

>>384080434
They reeeeeally fucked the balance on this shit.
How are we supposed to win if we keep fighting ourselves?
Would rather wait longer for matches with cake.

>>384080405
You're a maniac. But the plaza does run at 30fps. But youre still very braindead.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc&list=PLFwObPlg7Y1oHGVS6ZMo6-CB7gPU_3T-5

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Creamonkeys, no matter what happens, this was one of the greatest days i've had in weeks. Let us meet on the next splatterfield with honor.

>>384080404
Did you fuck

>make it to Ice Cream Champion
>lose five times in a row
>Splatfest ends
>try to cheer myself up with ARMS ranked matches
>lose against a grab spamming Ninjara twice

>>384080438
Yeah it does. Her body language and facial expressions give that away that she is supposed to be meeker. Now she is just another bitch thanks to our wonderful translation team we have.

>>384080419
Marina is the chorus, Pearl is the inbetweens

>>384080112
>treehouse making Marina shit on Pearl because they have some autistic obsession with her, and feel the need to push their bias in the game
Disgusting

>Reach Cake Queen
>Buy Cake
>Eat Cake
>Await the news results

>>384079713
I'mma Mariefag but if Marina just ends up being Marie clone I'll full Pearl just out of spite.

ITS 9:45 HERE WHERE ARE RESULTS REEEEEE

>>384080589
If anything Pearl should be the bitch.

>>384080654
Umm ok i . Right niw i got yoshi's feet in my face but ok

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>>384079297
>>384079543
JP version to compare.. if you can translate

>>384080751
15 minutes.

>>384080740
>>384080762
this

>>384080112
Stop posting this

gg creamcunts cya next fest

>>384080589
Especially since her personality is literally supposed to be the exact opposite of that. She's supposed to be shy and a tad introverted.

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reminder to you non wii u owning bastards, the top down view at the end is how the game tallies turf war, actual surface area means nothing, it's about the view from the sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8EPblJtQlM
Thoughts?

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>tfw you fight your own ice cream team

just as expected of fellow ice cream gentleman they were hard and btfo me.

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>>384080762
Pearl is a big headed sweetie pie though

Who the fuck won in Europe?!

>>384080751
13 minutes, dumb frogposter

>>384080404
Wait you can't make a 2 person team?

Even in the full game?

>>384080635
how am i braindead? the plaza did not run at a stable 30fps in handheld mode. that's just a fact

>>384080361

>Solo

What does that means?

>>384080713
What body language? All the bantz happen off camera, retard, and the snide is apparent in the nip as well

>>384080184
Eh, I disagree. The game looks way better, and it is entirely rebalanced. I doubt people would be happy if they removed all of the specials in an update. The content updates seem a little sparse now, but let's see where the updates take us. Splatoon had jack shit for content on release

>>384080537
So his traduction is shit? What does she actually say?

>>384080876

(you)r team.

>>384079965
git gud newfag you don't even know

>>384080934
Solo queuing is when you queue solo

>>384080818
based on what? Where are you getting this info from?

>>384080934
You queued up by yourself

>>384079976
splatoon 1 has the gamepad going for it so the map was actually usable and you could do quick superjumps with the touchscreen, but 2 runs and looks better and will have much more content. I wish they would've implement the map a better way, but 2 should be the better game overall

Also, three against four is pretty much a guaranteed loss.

>>384080957
didn't splatoon only have like four multiplayer maps on release?

>>384080935
Fucking HOW

>>384079965
you should've seen it in splatoon 1

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>>384077990
don't you dare

>>384080935
10/10

>>384081038
The people behind Splatoon. Maybe stop being some Marinafag/treehousefag and use google some time.

>>384081079
i actually lost against a 3 player team

>>384081086
Five, and one mode.

>>384080395
>to think he died so that Harold Camping doomsday wouldn't happen.


It's not fair.