Splatoon

>team has rollers

don't even care I just throw it

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>Can't handle children kicking my ass
>Go back to Warframe like the manchild casual that I am

Post Ice Cream Powers

>tfw only 1690.8

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Why haven't they fixed the retarded fingers???

PEARL WILL WIN 2-1

i'm going to have sec with marina i hope you guys don't mind

76/99
30 minutes left
LOST 10 OF MY LAST 9 MATCHES (And I was the top turfer on my team too.)
FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'M SO TIRED OF CARRYING MY TEAM

>>384072558
1842

Come on mate step it up

Holy fuck, when did Cakes get so fucking bad at this bad game? Take the fucking middle, you retards.

>>384072558
2057.5

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>>384072558
>1994.4
Oh wait I'm cake

>>384072558
1432.5

First time ever playing

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WOOMY
O
O
M
Y

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>>384072068

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POST YOUR POWER LEVEL
1960 CAKE POWER

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>when your lock is just right
I fucking love this special

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>Team is in the lead
>Get splatted
>Team immediately loses the lead in the few seconds it takes me to respawn

Cake power

>1768.4

>have a little over 1k p at the end of the match
>We lose but barely
>Our teams P is roughly equal to my p score
This means my team was a bunch of shitters right? And i was the only playing well?

IT'S OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>384072558
1772.9
Is that good? I don't really know for sure.

>>384072668
>Sub 2k
Wouldn't be bragging if I were you cake boy.

>>384072619
>54/99
i'm not going to make it

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who is Kyle and why does his team suck?

>cakefags will be enternally BTFO'd tonight

Feels good.

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Dance thread in dedication of the Cream Team taking out the cakefag menace.

>>384072420
If Marina's octopussy tasted like rotting fish, would you still eat it?

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>384072409
Not him but they've gone through 10 thousand years of evolution to become more land-based. They're bodies are mostly ink now so water is damn near lethal to them.

>>384072558
2022

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>there are people who are actually complete and utter fucking garbage at using roller
Holy fuck. Just uninstall the game.

Need a couple people for a team

1221-7647-6129

>>384072827
I don't even care. I just want pussy.

>>384072420
Am I the only one that started noticing laggy Japs? Can they play on our fests? Can we invade theirs? Is this gonna become a thing?

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>>384072826

>>384072734
>t. 1200 icecreamfag

>>384072619
>LOST 10 OF MY LAST 9 MATCHES
damn you really suck

when does the actual game come out?

>>384072965
Next week

>>384072965
21st

>>384072965
7 days

>>384072934
git gud cake boi :^)

>>384072779
Looks like he had an idle teammate

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>>384072420
I will cake both of these squids with my cream

>>384072965
Next week.

How do you use the sniper rifle properly? Are you supposed to aim with no scopes all the time?

fuck my life. I started in the middle of splatfest and was dominating, but now my teams are shit.

I wanted to get that king rank.

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>Get splatted by a roller while using the jetpack

CAKEBROS
REMEMBER
JUMP BACK TO SPAWN BEFORE USING TENTAMISSLES

>>384072420
I'd like to cream all over Marina's cakes

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>>384072826

>>384072965
Friday.

Did eu results get posted?

I'm shit at this game but this demo has officially convinced me to get Splatoon 2. At firs the motion controls were like fucking Mandarin to me but after switching to handheld I found it bizarrely easier to play with them.

>>384073048
No idea, I'm a roller shitter.

>>384072658
That's reassuring, cause every time I manage to fight cakes my team turns into drooling 5 year olds.

>barely get paired up with cake queens and kings
>next game is team full of cake kings and queens

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chill the fuck out roberto

>>384072558
1450
I've accepted that im just never going to be good at this game

>be a rollerfag
>body onsokamaru every time the namefag shows

attention whores of 4chan always sucks dicks at videogames

>Asshole father forces me to drive to a restaurant with him for his dumb cousin's birthday because he's half blind
>figure I can still get back home in time for the last hour
>"Oh hey by the way we're going to her house for the next two hours too, oh it's your fault for not mentioning you had something better to do Anon"
The very fucking minute I have enough money to move out I am never contacting him again.
I fucking bought the Switch in time for this and I miss it. Now I get zero practice and when I get the full game I'll get my ass handed to me. If I were any less sane I'd be shooting this man point blank.
/blogpost

Team Cake where the fuck you at

>>384072706
It means you and the enemy team covered each others ink. The sum of each players coverage would be more than the final score for the level since you don't lose score when turf is taken back.

>>384072585
Trigger discipline.

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>>384072826

first time splatter, this is the most addictive shit I've played in a while

>>384073048
yeah

>>384073208
>guy on Moray who got 19 kills and didn't use his special once
>just trapped them in their spawn forever
Splattershot btw

>>384073208
>Lewis Cant
He can't what?

>>384072558
1390.

First time playing ever.

>actually going into a game with 3 rollers

ice creamemers are you even trying? are you throwing now?

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>>384072826

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Do Ice cream fags even know how to play?

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>>384072826

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Where the fuck did Lil Judd come from if Judd is the only cat?

>ice cream fags resorting to lag to win
cool jobs

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>>384072558

>>384073187
Anyone?

>cakefags spend more time laughing in this thread than playing
Must suck to lose so quickly.

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>top player in every game I've been in
>teammates always lose the plot and drag me down

>Cakefag in the streets rooting for Ice Cream
In their last desperate moments they defect to the best team.

>>384072873
>1221-7647-6129
what is that? your phone number?

>>384073252
Are you just pretending to be terminally autistic to get replies? I mean, you got this one, at least.

>>384072962
I can't help it when MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD while I was turfing the other half of the map.

Also fuck this match making. Always putting me up against royalty

Also just got matched up with 3 rollers.

Humpback is pretty fuckin good

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>>384073187
Cake won. Just US left to go for Pearl sweep.

>>384072826
It fits perfectly, to bad it doesnt loop as perfectly.

>>384073462
Lil Judd looks like he's made of dryer lint

>>384073450
Do cakes?

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Reply to this if you have Reached Queen/King

>>384073289
If you think this is fun, wait for the ranked modes.
Turf War is pretty loose and aimless compared to those modes which are more structured and more strategic.

>>384073494
They're gonna combine EU and NA it seems

what was the worst match you guys had in this splatfest?

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>>384073208
THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING GUY THAT SPLATTED ME 5 TIMES IN A MATCH. FUCK YOU ROBERTO. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR NAME. NEVER!

>>384072558
1865 right now. Who gives a shit anyways. Unless you're actually with a group of people you know, it's a total crap shoot whether you get total fucking scrubs or not.

>>384073536
At least I'd be pretending, unlike you.

>told myself I was going to play for only an hour so as not to get tired of the game before it even comes out
>3 hours and 40 minutes later..

>>384073462
He's probably a clone.

>>384073592
No source.

How do people get so much Power? Sometimes I'll get 10 kills and ink over 1000 points but my team still loses.

>not enough time to get the next rank after defender
Feels bad. Wish I'd played for more than half of this.

>>384073647
you deserve it for being a cakefag

>>384073529
friend code

Is motion controls objectively better than manual? Does anything from this splatfest carry over to the actual game? Does anyone else keep getting disconnected?

>>384072558
>1711
I joined late tho

>>384073465
>cakefags have shit internet

Nothing but complaining this whole time. No wonder you guys are so utterly btfo.

>>384073781

I made it to King status.

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>>384073252
>father wants you to spend time with your family members instead of letting you stay home and play video games
>get autistic and butthurt about it and go blogpost on /v/ about it
You disgust me, and are a disgrace team cake. Kill yourself.

>>384073817
Yes, no, and yes.

>1780 Ice Cream power
>playing with friends
>they're all sub 1500

Damn.

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>That shitty heights ramp map
>Everyone on enemy team always does the super jump to teammates
>I always backdoor almost the entire enemy ramp uncontested

I roll my way to victory by playing the objective game and no one can stop me!

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>>384073620
Present

Like seriously who the fuck likes cake over ice cream though

>>384073826

I've been playing the entire time and I don't think I've seen Ice Cream win even 10 times.

>>384073208
Based Roberto had him on my team once

>>384072919
Is this from that LINE set? Do you have the rest?

>>384073592
Source?

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>mfw getting multikills with Splashdown

Does anyone else feel a terrible cramping in their pinkies after a couple of rounds with the pro controller? I feel like I'm not using them to hold it and they clench too close while tilting.

>>384073617
got em

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>dualies are the best guns
>tentamissiles are the best super
>they're both on the same gun

>>384073635
>>384073767
sometimes you just have really bad team.
one match. one match i took opponents down. one after the other. my team just didn't do anything with it and we still lost

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>>384073893
I dislike both personally but cake without icing is pretty good I guess. I really wish we got Rock and Pop like Japan.
>tfw you will never be King Rock
feels bad man

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>15 minutes until it's all over
>JUST NOW starting to get ice cream vs cake matches after 3 hours of ice cream vs ice cream

Nice game you got there Nintendo

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>>384073620

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>>384073937
>mfw getting multikills with the roller in general

>>384073893
I do because I can eat it quicker without brainfreeze. I have a weak brain

>>384074040
dumb ice creamemer thinking with his dick detected

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>yfw cakefags are utterly BTFO'd

>>384074040
It seems like there aren't enough cake players to fight

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Will we be able to join matches as a group of 2 or 3 players when the game releases?

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>>384073620
Queen of cream

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>>384073620
I TRIED THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME I GOT HOME LATE FUCK

>>384074007
tentamissles are pretty trash but so are all the other specials

>be killing the enemy team
>painting all of the enemy teams spawn
>keeping 3 of them in their spawn constantly spawn killing them
>think there's no way we're gonna lose at this point
>4th dude on their team is completely stopping the 3 dudes on my team
>they're literally letting him do whatever he wants, and paint anywhere he needs for the win
THIS IS NOT OKAY. WHERE ARE THE GOOD PLAYERS

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>rolling down a straight path to paint over enemy ink
>kill 3 squids
Are you serious?

>Make good push
>Look at map
>Other team has paint every where and is spawn camping

Jesus guys get it together

>>384073893

At birthday parties I always eat cake and never ice cream.

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>>384073620

Cake Queen reporting in

>>384073809
but friend codes aren't used anymore. It uses an account system.

>86/99
>15 minutes left
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>384074007

>Tentamissiles on Tower Control.
>Tentamissiles on any ranked mode.

Who the fuck is going to care about the pressure hose when it maneuvers like a glacier and the missiles can also see through walls?

I did it I'm a King baby!

>marina is much more popular than pearl
>ice cream is much more popular than cake
>let's put them both on the same side

lamo i bet whoever thought of this is a delusional cake fag

>3 Points away from being Cake Queen

>>384074094
>brain freeze
I prefer cake but you're a fucking pussy.

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>>384074007
Honestly I don't know how the dualies are going to be balanced, not that I care I'm fucking shit up with them.
Still seems weird that its basically just a better version of the original gun plus it has a dodge roll

Fuck. Went to go eat for a bit. Now I'm only 20 points away from King and now matches are taking way longer to find for some reason. Plus, what the fuck is up with only fighitng against your own pick? I thought the whole point of splatfest was to vs the other side.

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>>384073620
I just get it

>>384073620
Cake King

>>384073348
Win

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>>384073620
Ice cream king here

>moray towers
>make it all the way up to the opponent's side
It can't be this easy

>>384074318
The range on the dualies is kind of ass

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>>384073620
Just made ice cream queen last match. A little ouch and go there. Couldn't afford to lose many more matches.

>>384073861
He exclusively brought me because he is physically incapable of driving at night and he needs a ride. If my uncle had been available to go out he would have rode with him. He makes shitty jokes about how I'm his Uber driver.
He forced me out, then lied about when we'd be home.
I would have been fine with going out if my father didn't deliberately lie and spring shit on me at the last minute that meant staying at someone else's house for another three hours watching them get drunk and laugh like hyenas at their stories of their teenage years. Keep in mind they're all over 50. They're also deliberately mocking me.

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>>384073893
me, because I'm lactose intolerant

Will there be any rewards when cake wins?

are the EU results in yet?

>>384074489
A pinch to wake you up from that dream.

>>384074385
maybe its just because these two courses are mostly close-quarters that it seems like theres no downside

>>384074321
That happens when one side has way more players than the other.
They'll pit the same team against each other so you can at least play SOMETHING

>>384074318
How do you dodge roll btw?

>>384074007
They're terrible tho

3 more points, I did it

>>384073620
Queen in the EU one. This one i arrived too late but I'm champion.

its almost 4am here what am i doing

>>384074315
>he can eat an entire ice cream come quickly without brainfreeze
I bet you bite into ice cream to, you fucking subhuman

>>384074382
>paint the ramp near the middle to take the shortcut to the opponent's path
>throw a grenade first
>swim up just in time to see two guys falling off the side trying to avoid it and a third cowering against the wall facing the wrong way
It sometimes is.

>>384072558
1701. Don't understand what happened to me. I was excellent during the global test fire.

>>384074135
Yes

>none of this carries over to the full version of the game

that's dumb, didn't the first game have a bonus for doing the testfire?

>>384074489

it explicitly tells you that there are no rewards for the splatfest

>>384073893
Anyone who has ever had good cake. Some shitty children's birthday cake you bought at Walmart doesn't count.

>>384074618
No

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>tfw Cake lose pop but probably win everything else
>And have better que times

Never going to choose that Squidder again.

I want to murder the enemy, not constantly fight my own team.

I'VE LOST THE LAST 15 MATCHES

WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY RETARD TEAMMATES DOING

>>384073252
Typical cake fag.

>>384073620
Cake Queen reporting in!

93/99
JUST ONE MORE WIN, JUST ONE MORE WIN

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>384072420
I wish my ice cream friends the bet of luck.

>>384073620
Ice king coming through

>>384074385

Yeah but you can just dodge right the fuck out of the way of pretty much anything, in any direction, then get a concentrated stream of ink that kills quickly.

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>tfw realizing that jumping back to spawn before using the tentamissles almost garuntees a 3-4 person lock on

>>384074318
Normal gun is a hard counter...

>>384074040
Shouldn't have picked the nigger, I've been fighting icecreamcucks the entire 2 hours I've been on.

>>384074592
>literal brainlet calling anyone subhuman
Uh.

>>384074686
>ywn smother yourself in pearls armpits

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>>384074719
HOLY FUCK
I'm gonna try it right fucking now.

>>384074467
What about popsicles?

>>384074112

they should've made it cake vs pie

would've been way more even

>>384072558
1910 my fellow creamers

>We're moments away from the shit posting explosion

>>384074580
While shooting press jump, from my experience no one expects it and you usually win any 1v1 by abusing it.

>>384074228
Friend codes still exist friendo.

this is nintendo we're talking about

>>384074618

I believe it was a 30% discount on the digital version in NA, nothing of in-game benefit.

Now that Nintendo knows people will actually spend money on this IP, they obviously won't give that deal again.

>>384074672
she ice cream but she has the cake

>>384073620
It was easy peasy

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>78/99

Not gonna make royalty status, bros

>>384074857
It takes an hour for results

>>384073635
Had a game where two of my teammates left.

>tfw left for half an hour in the middle and still maxed out
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

>>384074993
kys

>>384073884
>only 1930.1

Bitch please, thats not worth even showing, try 1936.9. Then you might be considered stale at the very least.

>match stopped to connection error

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>>384073620
King of Creams

Why are there so few cake fags? Is Pearl seriously that repulsive?

>>384075050
no u

>>384075080
maybe people actually like ice cream more

>>384072420
>got champion 5 minutes before it ends
I'm content, not bad for only playing half of it.

>can't make your squid chubby
why?

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heh

>sister is cake
>gets 2 mirror matches in 2 hours
>i'm ice cream
>get 2 non-mirrors in 2 hours
how is this allowed

>>384073252
Your family is more important than a fucking game you unappreciative little shit. I hope they kick you out.

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>>384072826
>the good ghostbusters video game
my nigga, I still need to beat that
had to try it on a lower difficulty just to see if I could get past the fucking annoying dive bombing cherubs part on the last level and i still haven't gotten to that point since I haven't played it in a while

LAST MATCH, GUYS

>>384075080
Cake is probably the most mediocre desert

How long does the Splatfest last?

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>>384075080
watch every fucking splatfest be like this because the design is so lobsided.
How can you design one character so well and fuck the other up so bad?

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>>384073620
I couldn't stay connected to enough matches

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>>384075054
Well do you know what? I respect your opinion, I'm really rusty but I hope you had fun in the splatfest, you little bitch.

>>384075080
Could also be that more people like ice cream.

Cakefags get cucked
Team Cat never forgives or forgets

>>384075264
4 more minutes lol

Last game make it count

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>Any japs playing NA splatfest?

im not the only one getting constant communication errors, right?

>>384075384
The US one? Seriously? Well, fuck. That was short.

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>>384072826

>>384075503
>4 hours
>short

>>384075503

Each Splatfest was 4 hours.

>>384075351
But salty cats were the pink team.

The US splatfest was a complete mess for me. Losing left and right to cake team and facing ice cream 90% of the time. JP demo was fun and relaxing at least.

GO TEAM ROCK!

I really hope that add something to beat players over the head that only going for kills helps no one.

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>>384072826

>>384075503
You had three regions Splatfests going on today at four hours each. You could have played for 12 hours. It was plenty long enough.

>I'm the only one with kills
Guys

Its ogre

>>384075503
it was just a beta, the normal ones are a full day

>>384073208
Fuck off Brandon

>>384073620
Ice Cream King reporting in.

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15 matches in total and only paired against team cake once, unbelievable

>>384075672
They're a full weekend anon

DON'T GET COOKED...

>>384075503
>4 hours

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97/99
I JUST NEEDED ONE MORE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

isn't the game not out for another week? how the fuck are people playing?

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE STILL LOW LEVEL SHITTERS ALLOWED ON MY TEAM

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>make it to royalty and just chilling listening to the concert

>>384075672
Yeah, that's what I remember. That's why I was so surprised that it was only 4 hours. Guess I got late to the party. Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted. Can't wait for the full game to come out.

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>Played since the start of the splat fest
>only half way through champion
I TRIED SO HARD

Queen in literally the last match!

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It's over, senpai. No more Splatoon 2 until the 21st.

You did make royalty status, right?

>Made it to ice cream king on the last match
Fuck yes

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>was 6 away from getting king

>Last match is 3v4
THANKS DONT I FEEL GOOD

So how long until we find out who won?

>92/99

It's over. Had fun with you fucks today. Now to resume our regularly scheduled shitposting.

So when will we get to see the results?

>>384075741
There was a 4 hour beta basically

>>384072558
1859

>>384075794

Who the fuck won!? REEEEEEE!

I wish i could help my cake brothers but sadly i do not own a nintendo switch nor have i ever played splatoon.

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>mfw over 2000 and queen

WHO FUCKING WON?

>lost last game
:(

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don't get cooked...

stay off the hook, my niqqas

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>>384072420
FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ICE CREAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN CAKE YOU SHITS!

DEAL WITH IT

GIF FOR IRONY EVEN THOUGHT ITS A PIE

>>384075836

You did!

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REEEEEEEEEEE

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>one week

fuck these shitty ass kids. 11 loses in a row needed only 20 more points to win im fucking gonna kms jessu christ

>>384075617
They goo for the kills just to make the other person not have fun.

CAKE WON NIGGAS!

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>>384075442
>Pearl is the Callie of this game
fuck this shit, I wanted her to step on my dick

Got ICE CREAM QUEEN AT THE END.

Feels good girls.

>>384074665

carrying you

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>last match
>Ice fags lose colossally

fitting

I played the testfire and struggled to stay entertained for the hour but holy shit, i played through all of japan and us splatfests im so hyped for this game now

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>be icecream fag
>lost final match against cakefags by 0.1%
if we lose it's officially my fault

>>384072558
1882, then I went on a huge losing streak and haven't been that high since.

>>384075927
Play Splatoon 1 while you wait

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>89/99
Will I never make Queen status?

is the game already out in japan? how am I seeing level 10 people in the lobby with customized clothing?

>win last game by .03
what a rush

>>384075712
GO GAS THE GOOKS!

>>384073208
I think I played against you in my very first match. Was trying to figure out the controls and you kept popping up and shitting on me. Thank you for reminding me of the cold hard reality that is splatoon. I got gud by the end of the night.

>>384075770
>had to stop for 1 of the hours
>20 points off of royalty
Dammit

>All these Ice Cream shitters who didn't get royalty
I started an hour late and had time to spare
NO EXCUSE.

>>384075923
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>384072558
I got to 2983.6 before the game shut down

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>>384075731
Maybe you should have won one of those losses?

>>384075959
damn it, forgot to mention that I have gotten disconnected enough times to get a warning in the last 30 minutes

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>>384075986
>last match
>Cake fags lose colossally
Fitting

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Post yfw it's finally over

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>>384072420
how the fuckk do you get a team? I tried for an hour, there's no way of telling where to go to get a team. Going into the match thing jsut says "get a team first"???

This game has decent graphics, it's a shame the controls and lack of instructions is so terrible. Absolutely RUINED what could have been a great game! Didn't even get to play a single match.

>>384075770
How'd you manage that you shitter?

who the fuck won though?

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>Didnt know this was going on until 30 minutes before it ended
>Scramble to download the demo and set up character
>Pick team cake and dash to the elevator
>Get in about 4 matches

FUCK ME. Please tell me there's another Splatfrst before release because I had a good time but I want to play an it more before deciding on my purchase

If not then just fuck me up

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who cakeboy king here?

>>384076101
WOW

>>384076101
Git gud.

>>384073252
Why didnt you bring the switch and play at your cousin's using the wifi?

>whole team using dualies, the worst gun for coverage.
>we blow the other team 65% to 23
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ICE CREAMFAGS?

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>my last match
>dualies on that skatepark looking map
>go right at start, get tentamissiles instantly
>splat 2 fuckin ugly reds with it
>proceed to pressure them every time they leave
>get a 3rd in my prison too
>apply nonstop pressure and ass whoopings til 1:12. Die with 820pts
>discover my entire team is getting their ass kicked by one guy
>they barely have it 50-50 when its basically 3v1 at mid
>go after other team's ace
>get 4v1ed
>entire team just splatting the same 4 pixels in the middle
>after I go down they get wiped
>enemy team now has us pressured back to base
>We choked what should have been the freest win in the entire demo.
God fucking dammit I was on a 12 game streak

>>384076036
Review copies and treehouse probably

>>384076154

next one is when the game actually launches

What was the most lopsided victory (or defeat) you had?

65-25 here.

WHO WON

>>384076101
I'm assuming this is a joke since you posted DSP with this, but there was a booth in the middle of the plaza that let you choose your side

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>>384076094

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Every match Cake won was by the skin of their teeth. Every match Cake lost was a landslide victory for Ice Cream.

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I hope you niggers know that Creamfags are about to get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>tfw got Ice Cream Queen on my last match

Fuckin hell yeah. Shame that I fought team cake roughly 5 times, and every other time was just against other ice creams

So how many japanese players joined in the fun?

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>Last game is a huge stomp where my ass gets grounded into the dirt

>>384076036
rando creation

>>384072558
Cake here

2040

>>384076154
You fucked up.

>>384076091
>things that never happened

>>384075778
No, but at my pace I'm pretty sure I would have had I played the full 4 hours. Still had fun though, whole time spent playing with sticks so I guess I'll have to practice gyro in singeplayer at release instead.

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>>384073620
>mfw two hours late to Splatfest
>mfw only 8 point away from Queendom

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>Japs already on point with lewd squib drawings

I love this planet

It was fun guys, see you in a week

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>Inkjetfags think they're safe from a roller's jump shot

>>384076306
source me, senpai

how long till we know the results?

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Which one of you meme fucks made it.

>>384076193
They aren't real.

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ICE CREAMFAGS POST HOW MANY CAKE MATCHES YOU GOT
>2 (TWO)

>POST YFW CAKEFAGS BTFO

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>>384076019
It's symbolic. Icefags will get the popular vote, but cakebros will win by a slim margin through turf war skill.

>>384076306
I saw Loss in there from an american

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>had work until 9
>rushed home and got to start playing at 9:20

>>384076251

I know that feeling

>Ice Cream defenders and fiends versus
>ICE CREAM KINGS AND QUEENS

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>>384076036
Bots to fill your plaza when your offline.

>>384072558
>2078.6
Proud of myself, I started Splatoon 1 a total noob but a couple years later, I'm in the top 5%. I'm going all out when the game officially drops.

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>>384073092
I splatted so many Cakefags who were mid-missiles.

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God please let her win

Can someone post a screenshot of who won, I skipped past the screen on accident since I didnt know I had to wait

>>384076232
Cakefag here, every single one of my victories was like this, and every loss was by about .1-1%

>>384076213
72.7 to 15.7

>>384076349
Anon, walls don't affect the score....

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>>384073620
Cake Queen reporting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY2g-jJpffE

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>post-splatfest pre-results bants
God I missed this