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I've been banned for inappropriate name a few times

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I've been banned for inappropriate name a few times
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>>384059641
Never
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>>384059641
I posted the wrong fucking image, I meant to post this one
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anne frank doujin not made by a shitty artist fucking when?
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>>384059785
sure you did, Jeff
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>>384059785
>sincerely the father
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>>384059785
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>>384059892
does anyone actually find Shadmans shitty western+anime hybrid style hot? it looks like utter shit
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>>384059785
Fucking pathetic, Im glad they banned a day after the sale.
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yes and it was really retarded

>him: haha fuckers and fags i'm da best you pieces of cunts don't got anything on me
>me: you should shut your mouth you're the worst on the team
>BANNED
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>>384059994
There are people who like RWBY as well. The world is pretty fucked up.
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I knew a girl in school that looked just like Anne Frank. I started calling her that and so did everyone else after. I felt bad.
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yeah i was playing on most popular public server in csgo in my country couple of months ago literally all of those owners are some 30 y old fat neckbeards abusing admin powers and thinking they are gods so since my esea expired i went on that meme server and trashed them all but i knifed some guy and admin started reeeeing telling me about some codex about not knifing i flipped him off and said i got 1500$ more why wouldnt i knife him so i got perma ban
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>>384059892
Why is that SS guy Argentine?
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>>384059641
>banned from an arma 2 game for calling the admin a faggot
>got kicked from an mw2 match for calling someone a stupid nigger
>got banned from a minecraft server for lighting a kids house on fire
i was an asshole in middle school
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>>384060286
Anne Frank was a qt though.
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For making holocaust/hitler jokes
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>>384059994
Yes at times
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>>384059641
From Xbox live for 6 months for exploiting on 2 different times, one on Halo 3 and the other one on Halo Reach along with my friends.
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>>384059641
I got banned from a tf2 server that was mostly empty. Me and my friend we were trying to find each other based purely off of sound while cloaked. Someone reported us, thinking we were wallhacking, and an admin came in the server and cloaked himself as a scout. I did not know at the time but i saw the little cloud scout makes when he double jumps.
I said "wtf invis scout" in chat and got permabanned
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>game where decapitating someone then beating a dog to death with said decapitated head is a mild event
>offensive or "bigoted" language is an instant permaban
ill never understand some of the space station 13 servers
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I got temp banned from some SS13 server cos I killed someone who tried to kill me
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>>384060505
god fucking damn this image is so stupid
I don't mean the kid, I mean whoever thought putting the text all over the place was "lmao so epic"
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>>384059641
Source for pic
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I was banned from a host of popular TF2 servers for using an underground path in cp_warpath.
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hey bby, love those rose eyes of yours... wanna come over and sink into my soul? ill stain ur mountaintops if you know what im saying, haha

here's a picture of me
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>>384059641
Oh fuck she is lovely... Look at her hair. Why did anyone want to remove the Jews exactly? Looks like it was qt: the religion
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>>384059641
I once got banned from a freelancer server for saying "shit" offhandedly in a deserted system once.

apparently it was a big deal for them that their 13+ userbase doesn't hear such shocking language, shame really I had a good ship.
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>>384059641
>Have you ever been banned in an online game or server?

Banned from Diablo II for modifying the EXE to optimize its CPU usage. D2 normally eats up every spare cycle, being such a poorly optimized game. Blizzard's servers evidently monitor how clients connect and issue bans to anyone running a modified client. I had emailed them explaining the issue, but the correspondent was an asshole. Since I still had my original receipt, I bugged them into giving me a refund for the game.

Haven't bought a single Blizzard product since, and have no intention of ever doing so again. I don't really care for online multiplayer at any rate. It just seemed important with D2 for the sake of trading items, since runes have such absurd drop rates.
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Most more of that cutie OP
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>>384059641
Was banned from an roleplaying server in GTA SA online many years ago because I was killing everyone and the police didn't manage to catch me.
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>>384059641
Is she related to Anne Frank?
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>>384061171
Were you able to also hack in 60 FPS support? I'm asking because D2 is locked to 25 FPS which is infuriating.
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I seriously hope u bros aren't mean in online games
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>>384061301
Have you tried this?

https://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Diablo_II#Mouse_lag.2Flow_frame_rate_in_single_player
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>>384061354
>Go back to playing with lego
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>>384061354
>tip o' the cap
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>>384061229
Yes the holocaust was a hoax.
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>>384061443
This SP "trick" only changes the output framerate, but the framebuffer is locked at 25 FPS even in MP because the game is hardcoded like this.
I assume it's because the devs were complete fucking retards and tied all game logic to framerate which is why it hasn't been uncapped in any patch yet.
It's prime reason why I will never be able to go back to D2 again as long as this shit exists.
Seriously go play D1 with Beelzebub mod (which uncaps framerate) and then go into D2 and you will want to vomit from low FPS sickness.
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>>384061468
>/pol/tard is new
gee who woulda guessed?
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>>384059641
NEIN DELETEN DAT
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>>384059641

Banned from planetside 2 some years ago while sleeping for "being detected cheating with external programs".

I had been playing the game for multiple years straight. I grinded every single day, played with my community, and I had amazing aim with an easily abusable weapon. Even spent some fucking money on the game

For years this was no issue. The last thing I did in the game was flying around with a scythe or whatever that disc shaped small ship was, just ramming into people on platforms for easy kills. I wake up to find a "permanently banned" mail sent to me.

Apparently somebody on the games subreddit thought I was cheating and posted about it. That's literally all it took for them to decide I was using cheating programs and delete the game from me. I told them to go fuck themselves for being so fucking retarded in the response to the mail about being banned and was able to convince my bank to refund all my cash I had ever spent on the game, felt like a good revenge.

I hope the fucking stupid idiot that banned me had his leg amputated or some other life crippling shit occur to him. Fucking cunt
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I have crippling depression
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>>384061301
you can't change the fps in diablo as the animations and effects etc are all 25 fps. if you would change it, it would just literally be sped up
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>>384061354

Why are people so thin-skinned nowadays?
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>>384059641
girls name?
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>>384059641
I don't get this image. Is she implying she looks like Anne Frank? Because she does not.
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Aside from server bans in early FPS games like Enemy Territory, what comes to mind is:

>3 day ban for doing the /emote has reported you afk! Type "/afk clear" to remain in this battleground" trick in Alterac Valley matches before the game started
>The /afk part makes the person afk, kicking them from the game and giving them the deserter debuff
>Did it once and got like 12 people to leave the game
>GM whispered me a few hours later and told me why I was getting banned. I lol'd and he booted me.

>temp ban in LoL when it was new for trying to force the team to coordinate
>shit like, "Enemy Teemo's in our jungle. We should be punishing that for free kills and to keep him from filling it with mushrooms."
>inevitably drew the rage of my retard teammates when they ignored my warnings, tried to go solo blue or red buff, and died to 6 mushrooms and an ambush
>got reported for it
>appealed it, told Riot to show me the chat logs of abuse
>they could produce none but stood by the ban and told me to be more polite

>after RO's glory days, tired of the grinds and the server cliques and seeing the shitty cash shop on the asian versions of the game, knowing they're coming to the US, began botting in RO while away at class during the day, and overnight
>log in one day after getting a swordsman to like level 80 to see a disconnected message on my bot console
>before that, a GM appeared on my screen and tried to talk to me 2 or 3 times before banning me for botting

Not much, but eh.
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>>384061923
Good job not reading my post. Protip, there's this thing called repeating frames which is what every single well programmed game that doesn't tie its fucking logic to framerate does.
D1 and D2 are one of the retarded ones that tied their logic to framerate.
Go try vanilla D1 now, and then try it with Beelzebub, which is essentially the engine recoded from scratch but with all the assets of original D1 unchanged think ala Doom sourceports, and see the staggering difference in framerate with nothing being sped up.
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>>384062062
You are correct, she looks way better than Anne Frank
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>>384061963
That's pretty offensive to people who is suffering from anxiety
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>>384061354
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>>384062182
so map scrolling is higher fps and character animations still 25 fps? or what
how do they make the character animations smoother
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>>384062010
>girl
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>>384062203

Get fucked and neck yourself son, you people were a mistake.
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>>384060851
>get SS13
>choose medic
>dunno how to play
>instantly bored
>wander around and find a shotgun
>go back to the hospital area and start shooting the patients until I get banned
>next server
>break the first glass thing i see and get a glass shard
>stab the fuck out of the first people I see
>get banned
>next server
>knock out some afk guy with no one around
>drag his body into a room
>beat the shit out of him
>drag his body around more and leave blood trails
>drag his bleeding body through a main area
>instantly a bunch of cops try and stop me while im just leaving blood trails with the guy's body all over the place
>banned
>next server
>everyones a military guy or some shit
>go on a ship
>see a monkey
>shoot it with a shotgun in front of everyone
>get banned
>next server
>break glass for glass shard
>stab the first 2 ppl I see
>get captured by cops and sent in jail
>go to the little rec area in jail
>start attacking people in there
>get sent to solitary confinement
>rinse and repeat until I'm banned or in jail on every server
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Got banned in a goonsquad server on space station 13. Friend was introducing the game to me and another friend, but the game started and the friend teaching us got a call from his gf. So me and the other friend thought it was to beat the shit out of people, we assulted a mod who got ultra butt hurt.
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I got permabanned from Mount & Blade: Warband - Napoleonic Wars

A guy with the name Hitler got banned for his name and name alone by a triggered admin.
I then typed "Hitler did nothing wrong" which was entirely true, he didn't do anything.
And then I got banned.

If by chance the admin is reading this: Hitler is a real name still used by a few germans you dumb shit. I hope BannerLord is a mess and you lose your job.
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>>384062121
Riots banning system is the worst.
I got banned for talking to my 4stack ingame while my mic was broken
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>>384061354
i instantly dismiss anyone that uses "toxic" unironically
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>>384062329
i don't get it
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>>384062340
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>>384062325
Google frame interpolation.
Or heck, go play the original fucking NES Super Mario game which is, duh, 60 FPS, despite the sprites having only like 2-3 frames of animation.
Seriously are you fucking tech iliterate, retarded or just pretending?

https://youtu.be/k3MulO98znc?t=26m44s
Here faggot.
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>itt: retards
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>>384060463
Explain the joke pleasde
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>>384059641
Been temporally banned from wow (3 days) for closing off the SW AH with an exploit during wotlk.
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>>384062325
>>384062614
And regular D1 for comparison:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5A3lQjYdMI
As you can see nothing is sped up from increase in framerate.
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>>384062614
do you realize this doesn't work for d2
you can download glide wrapper for d2 which allows the game to run at whatever arbitrary fps you want, so the cursor and map scrolling will appear smoother just like in that vid, but animations and effects will still be choppy
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>>384061354
>and made me punch a hole in the wall
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>>384061013
>have NUCK FIGGERS as a name
>get banned for "grossly offensive" chat
Man you must really have put some work into your trolling if the chat logs got you banned before your inappropriate name.
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>>384061963
Because millenials are coddled.
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>>384062381
hey anon you're not supposed to kill people in that game
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>>384062850
Anon, that's because Glide Wrapper does not change the mother fucking framebuffer. That shit is hardcoded, it would need to be changed by the devs themselves on a source code level.
And that's why Beelzebub could implement it, because it's literally THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGINE recoded from scratch, only using the assets of the original game but the code being all new (barring reverse engineering).

If Blizzard weren't idiots that tied all their game logic to framerate, they could uncap it. But since they did tie it to framerate, they can't easily uncap it without painstakingly going through the game's code for a lot of stuff such as walking speed, attack speed etc and getting that shit untied from framerate.
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>>384062621
t. nerd
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>>384062340
That's insensitive to people with suicidal tendencies
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I got banned from ESO by calling all the Argonians I saw "lizard niggers."
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>>384063196
the video you linked, the walking animation is literally just sped up... srsly how the fuck do you expected to just make 25 fps animations magically smoother.

like, the characters ingame aren't models, they are textures, 25 of them per second. you can't just make that higher without drawing in 25 more

get it?
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>>384062203
You care far too much about things. Or you're shitposting.
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>>384061963
people are, but i'm also pretty sure that a lot of those people in that image are people who started getting into video games in the past five years or so -- due to the shitty nerd trend thing -- and have made it their "safe space" due to all the "diversity" and stuff going on in the media. i would maybe even say that they don't actually play games
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>>384063490
Nigger open it from the timecode and not from the beginning. Beelzebub has sped up walking in towns like in Hellfire because it's a major fucking pain in the ass to do anything in town in D1 due to how slow the walking is in it. That's why I fucking linked you timecode to the fucking dungeon navigation you cockmunching illiterate blind shitslurper seriously I want to cave your fucking skull in with a hammer for how inexplicably retarded you are FUCK
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>>384063696
well in that vid all animations are still low fps. it's just higher res and map scrolling is higher fps. just like glide wrapper for d2. i don't get it honestly what you want
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>>384063886
It's not just map scrolling, everything is much fucking smoother thanks to frame interpolation being implemented.
Google what fucking frame interpolation is like I told you 5 posts back because you literally don't fucking understand what you're talking about.
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>>384063997
glide wrapper has that..
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>>384059641
I've never been banned for any reason in a video game, I'm pretty chill and only get angry whenever there's an asshat who is actively destroying team cohesion by being a dick.

I get threatened on IRC servers and forums all the time though, mainly because I tell people what I think without beating around the bush.

Once, there was this kid bitching about how his parents were abusing him, and everyone was saying shit like "Awww, that sucks :("

So I asked him what they did, and he no shit said that installed a lock on his door because he kept sneaking out. I asked him what he did when he kept sneaking out. He told me it was none of my business. So of course, I tell him "If you can't even tell me what you did, that probably means they were justified and you know it. It's your own fault, deal with the consequences like a man."

Queue a bunch of faggots bitching at me in PMs about how I'm being toxic and shit, ended up getting banned for the rest of the day. Literally the only time I've been banned, period, though I still get threatened with it regularly. This is why you don't associate with liberal enclaves.
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>>384064084
No it fucking doesn't. Because I literally fucking used it. You are fucking blind or retarded or both seriously.
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>>384064146
i'm playing it at fucking 300 fps right now on a 144hz screen and everything is incredibly smooth except the 25 fps animations. how could it possibly get better?

hopefully blizzard adds 1080p support minimum sometime soon and an infinite shared stash
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>>384064339
>how could it possibly get better?
By implementing frame interpolation. Many modern TVs have this specific feature which is often also known as MotionFlow and other such names.
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In Elder Scrolls Online, I started calling Argonians lizard niggers. I was banned within the hour.
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Got kicked on bf1 server for literally killing the admin too much
>you have been kicked due to latency by the admin
>22 ping
>rejoin, ask why I was kicked
>kicked again
I just wanted to play on a server with all maps and not shit ping that isn't the AOD clan stack server
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>>384061064
3 ppl got this refernce
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>>384064443
i still don't get what would become smoother from it, the character itself? wouldn't it just be a blurry mess?
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>>384064581

AOD are complete fags that ruin every online game they touch
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>>384064635
Yes, all animations and such. No it wouldn't become blurry, see Beelzebub video.
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>>384059641
Got thrown in a server with a bunch of underage reddit users complaining about being bored, I called them all autistic faggots and that's why no one wants to hang out with them, one made a shitty "asexual" joke before I was promptly banned from talking.
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>>384064727
it just looks sped up, really. like you can easily see some of the idle animations for some skeletons are just twice as fast.
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>>384064683
They are the sole reason I am against community servers
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>>384059641

Jedi Academy multiplayer.
500 times is nothing, probably more.
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>>384064976
Don't know what to tell you other than that you're literally blind consolenigger that's so used to low framerate that high framerate looks like it's sped up to you. And this is not a petty insult, I'm being dead serious. You reek of someone so used to shit framerate that you can't even see high framerate as anything but sped up motion.
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>>384059641
I got banned from Vorestation for attempting to overthrow the bourgeois elite
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>>384065140
ye that's why i have a 144hz screen
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>>384061064
SEMEN
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>>384065310
Not being smart with your money doesn't mean you can tell the difference.
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>>384065139
How and why would you get banned so often?
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>>384065421
first you talk shit to me about being used to shit framerate now you talk shit to me for having a screen that supports the highest framerates.
lmao
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>>384060790
>banned for exploiting glitches that the developers are responsible for
Console gaming everyone
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>>384065483

>How
Getting a new IP in a second and coming back to get banned again until they give up.
>why
For playing the game. They had a stupid made up rule there to never kill anyone just like that, just fair duels. Breaking that rule was where the actual fun was at.
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>>384062062
jesus she looks creepy as fuck
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>>384059968
>ÄŸ
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>>384065679
>the more toxic people are to me the more I start crying
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at one point i couldnt join at least 20 community servers on tf2 for being too good at scope-in man
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>>384065519
Yup it was their fucking fault to this day, I still don't know how they found out since it was something only we knew and never leaked out of our own group.
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I got banned from one of the best WoW BC private servers I've ever played in, before Wrath released. It was a low population server but it was almost entirely bug free and most of the scripts worked and everyone knew eachother, on both sides.

Then I got banned by the owner's girlfriend (playing a tauren female, go figure) for some reason that I don't even remember. She even forced her boyfriend to come in and range ban my ip because I kept dodging her bans to log back in and ask what the fuck is her problem.
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How can these people this afraid of being insulted function in real life
I thought I was the one with social problems
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>>384066070
i was banned from all those braindead fucktarded pony and furry servers for "abusing demoman". not even spawncamping, just being too good for those mongoloids
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>>384066534
Why were you on pony servers? Are you a brony?
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>>384065679
My only solace, for all the people crying about their feefees and how you are a bad person if you are mean online, theres also these people having serious breakdowns because of it.
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>>384066708
nope, just to destroy them. i disabled voice, sprays and downloads etc before joining these garbo servers
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>>384059892
>Assigned Jew
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>>384065692
That's pretty stupid. Were there no normal servers?
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>>384061354
Those guys are right it is obnoxious and bad manners as well.
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>>384059641
Pretty much anyone who's ever played 1.6
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>>384065679
Oh god, overwatch has forums?
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>>384059641
Only ones I can remember was way back in 1.6. I was wallhacking and got banned, another server I had a spinbot on not even knowing what it did at the time. Both non VAC servers so I couldn't get VAC banned anyway. Only time I ever messed around with hacks, didn't really see the point in playing with them.
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>>384059968
>This broken english
That hurt my brain
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>>384059641
>Have you ever been banned in an online game or server?


Been banned several times by Blizzard for botting in wow over the years.
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I got banned from a lot of TF2 pubs for "cheating" as sniper. I was actually just using a 144Hz monitor.
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>>384059641
Ultima Online
>racism
Everquest
>botting
Runescape
>running autorune 24/7 on 20 accounts
Counter-Strike 1.4~GO
>trashtalking admins too much across numerous servers
Battlefield 2
>1 server for killing and trashtalking one of the fuccbois admins repeatedly
Final Fantasy XI
>fishbotting, claimbotting, MPKing rival linkshells, burned through 4 accounts total
League Of Legends
>ragequitting too much, 2 accounts banned total, still have 4 other botted ones I can play if I ever return
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>>384061963
The daycare generation
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Banned from Bad Company 2 brazilian server for being too good. They would stack teams with their shitty clan and if you wreck their shit they'll ban you for hacking. Brazilians are truly cancer of gaming.
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>>384059994
When no one draws the characters he picks, you just gotta settle
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>>384061013
my favorite part about this is that you have like 30k riot points
was this pbe?
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>>384065679
When shit like this happens I sometimes think pol is right
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>>384059641
Got banned from GTA Online for using a menu
Only got caught because I was just messing around with people on the beach by turning myself into a dog and playing with a group of randoms and some asshole reported me for it.
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>>384071398
/pol/ is always right
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>>384062062
It's a teen model named Ann Frank. She's been banned from FB & Tumblr countless times because everyone thinks she's a troll.
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>>384071918
>>384062202
https://youtu.be/6Jw7qmYLXvE
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>>384059994
Hes been getting much better lately, seems hes starting to switch between completely westren and completely weeb, instead of a weird in between.
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>>384065791
>engineer
makes sense
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>>384061818
If you didnt react like that you could of probaly saved your account, i get doing what you did if you responded orderly and they said "fuck you lol" but otherwise you overreacted.
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>>384065679
Jesus Christ I think elementary schools should introduce "banter" courses where you spend 50 minutes shittalking everyone so you can grow thick skin and not give a fuck about anything
As a bonus, we'd get more creative with shitposting since basic bitch insults would be pleb tier
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Currently waiting out a six month ban for being an idiot
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>>384061082
Fuck yeah, man, she's perfect. Jews are actually the most attractive race, don't be misled.
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>>384059892
This is one of shads work thats actually pretty good
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>>384074667
Reminds me of my favorite professor, who used to rant about how he wanted to teach a required "cultural insensitivity" training. When I asked what was on the syllabus, he said that there would be no reading, just him calling you mean names until you cried
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>>384061082
>>384074731
Forgot to mention that this girl has the exact same eyebrows as my Jewish ex. FUCK
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>>384059994
Good butts and feet, that's about it though.
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>>384074731
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>>384059994
Too many black penises. Normally I don't mind but they show up so much now that it's obviously a fetish thing.
That other artist on the site is even worse.
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>>384061064
carrots
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>>384060851
>banned shitters omit the entire story to make themselves seem innocent
every time
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>>384059994
shitty western art is my most degenerate fetish
please dont bully
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>>384065679
>they will never bring back the avoid player function because sniper mains will literally cry about it to blizz none stop
widow was a mistake
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i got permabanned in UO back in the day. i called a guy at the bank a nigger. a few days later a GM finally appeared as i was out doing shit, and asked me about it. i called him a nigger too then ran off into the woods. after that i was eventually summoned to a jail and they said i'd be banned for a month, but then it turned into a life time ban.
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>>384070003
>Runescape
>>running autorune 24/7 on 20 accounts
>Counter-Strike 1.4~GO
>>trashtalking admins too much across numerous servers

based
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>>384061064
Thanks, just found the new thread theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e-BgnZY5qg
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I got permabanned from a ttt server once for calling an admin a filthy kike and then shooting him in the back of the head
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I got banned from the one of the last Australian bad company 2 servers for calling someone a nigger
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>>384072786
This is satire I hope
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>>384065695
thats a wax model you muslim hybrid
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>>384059892
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>>384059641
gmod countless times for rdm (sometimes intentional for trolling, other times for correct suspicion kills)

League, CS, and Dota for dcing due to connection
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Banned from CS:GO. No regrets.
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>>384080790
>it's cool to hate shadman
some autistic made these pics to immortalize him
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>>384062421
Mount and Blade admins are terrible. I used to be in a regiment and the admins would always try to get my superiors to cow me because I shit on them verbally. Never got banned because I didn't break rules, but got threatened a lot for calling the admins power tripping niggers.
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>>384072786
Tell me this is a joke...
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>>384059641
back in arma2 days i got banned for putting down a satchel charge and exploding like 10 guys (the whole server) while the owners and their annoying friends were chatting in the base with the other guys. The niggers were so bad at that game and even tried having some authority over me (they were millfags).
Also on that server before the ban, i started doing the side mission that was to steal a jet from an AI enemy base. While the guys (about 6) were planning the mission and then landed in a nearby forest i stole the jet and unintentionally crashed it when landing in our base and they thought the side mission was glitched for the mission status to pop up as a failure
kek
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>>384059994
Bro, if it's even slightly better than a stick figure with circle tits then my dick'll get hard to it. The internet really is the greatest invention/group of inventions ever but it really has spoiled people.
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Nintendo Network any day now. Not that I care because I don't play online.
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>>384080790
>>384074818
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>>384065679
>i just want to relax
>i play to win
?
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>>384066079
what was it?
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post more vacbanned roaches
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i'm community banned on my account
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>>384071918
Source? I can't find jackshit on it because if you search up Ann Frank it's all Anne Frank shit. Are you putting me on a watchlist?
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>>384083530
There's an entire forum for it

https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/9/
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Banner in cs cause i headshotted a guy on the bridge through the wall with a scout...hed go there every round so i lined it up when i was dead. Being banned never felt so good.
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>>384083631
was meant for
>>384083439

Sorry
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Once got banned from XBL on 360 for making my gamer bio "9/11 is like Christmas for gay people"

I was surprised how fast the ban came in.
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>>384059785
>hey its me ur brother
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>>384059641
>1.6
Trolling in zombie server
>Gmod
Griefing in darkrp server
>Left 4 Dead 2
Using built in macro for double handgun, they reported it to steam, but left free because it isn't really hacking.
>Tribes Ascend
Sort of blacklisted for being an INF and always spend the game messing with snipers
>"Its the fucking chicken inf"
Still remember.
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>>384059641
Nah but I basically never talk in games. I listen to the team and pay attention but I don't talk myself.
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Never been banned.
Can someone point me to some Diablo 2 map hack?
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>>384083367
It was several years ago but I can remember it being a bug on a certain mode of griefball (worked much better on reach than halo 3) where you could level up to max level on 1-2 days of doing it with at least 1 friend helping you.
My faggot friends got to Inheritor while they could.

ircc you had to be on a group with them, enter matchmaking, vote for the mode that had near instant respawn on deaths, get behind them and hit them on the back with a melee attack over and over again, the killing streak would pile up since your friend on the enemy team will just keep respawning and on the end of the match you will have several 100k worth of credits. There were a few more steps to be left alone in a group of smaller people and get rid of the randoms but I don't remember it was fun while it lasted.
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>>384065679
>Overwatch
Everytime
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Repeatedly
For puns and one-liners.

Every time I'd score a frag, I'd drop a cheesy one-liner in chat and pun in the mean time.
Eventually, the admins would kickban for making them groan too hard.
Thank God for cozy TF2 servers. They'd usually unban me within a day.
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>>384059641
I got banned from 4chan once for posting fake Kotaku article screenshots. Served my time, haven't done it again.

Hopefully you can't get banned for accidentally posting in the wrong thread then posting in another one.
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>>384059994
I'll take Shadman over MiJ anytime.
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got banned from the only us silk road server in bf4 for being too good along with the rest of the platoon i'm in
server died after we were banned and had to switch to base maps on official to stay up
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>>384061354
I usually type gg ez after wins in most mobas and allchat a question mark whenever i get a solokill/evade a gank. I never personally attack othes player unprovoked though. A-am I toxic?
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>>384074446
Why like vegans, are engineers compelled to inform you of their job?
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>>384059641
HNNNNNNNNNNGH look at that goddamn neck. Imagine smelling her hair and nibbling down her neck and then running your tongue over her clavicles.
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>>384065679
All these replies, none mention the mom thing?
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>>384089679
xd
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>>384089679
lmao
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>>384059641
I applied for a mod position on Club Penguin, got it, then proceeded to go into a busy area and write "fuck" over and over again. About 2 seconds after I submitted my modern day Shakespearean genius, I got banned automatically for using a bad word.

A few years later I got banned from Habbo Hotel for making a black guy in a suit with an afro during a time when hundreds of other people happened to be doing the exact same thing and positioning themselves in such a way that giant swastikas were filling the screen.
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Mods are literally, LITERALLY fucking gay

There are nonstop sissyboy hookup threads that stay up for hours, yet I start a thread for cute pictures of Zelda and get deleted and warned

Hell, there are daily Senran Kagura threads and DoAX threads with no video game discussion to be seen, what the fuck
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>>384091223
Didn't even know you could apply for mod in cp, that's funny though.
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>>384091739
>Implying sissy white boi generals aren't videogame culture
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>>384091763
Back in the day, as long as you had a brain and could write English gud, getting mod in Club Penguin took about an hour and was like going to a job interview where the other candidates were retards and kids.
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>>384059641
I've been perma'd and ip banned multiple times on a mobile game called battle nations. It was through a combination of exploiting glitches and using multiple accounts to troll other players in game and on the forums. Real shame, was in a top 5 guild as an f2p with low activity too.
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I was banned from an irc chat for the anime on dvd site for talking about emulation.
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>>384090757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
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>>384091968
I swear to god, a couple weeks ago I got banned for posting "pornography" for a picture that straight up, inarguably and with no room for fucking debate, had no nudity.
Just zero whatsoever, it was just a fucking risque love live picture or some shit. But y'know, actual cropped porn where literally all that's not showing is the copious number of dicks is cool though.
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>>384061082
look at the men
these girls make that
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>>384091976
That's interesting, It sounds like the same process as getting Mod in this game called Dead Frontier. I applied and somehow got it years ago but got it taken away because I always lose interest in playing and just don't get on.
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>>384061354
>cherrypicking

gg 2z
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>>384065679
>Works ten hour days.
>Mom comes in.
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>>384061963
They aren't. It's a control thing. They blame a whole community for a few assholes, but since the suggestion (people not being shitty) is sound on its own people go along with it. The problem is that Redditors aren't these people. All the bitching in the world on Reddit isn't going to stop some 12 year old from saying "lol gg ez" every match.

But yeah, so then these posters get a lot of people agreeing with them and they feel like they influenced the community when in reality they're fixing nothing and just using tumblr lingo like assholes.
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>>384090325
More autistic than anything else
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>>384080674
>muslim

You know someone's been cucked by a Muslim when they can't keep their mind off them.
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>waframe
>Go to big weekly trader
>Get invite from recruitment
>Buy something from trader
>Log out and log back in
>Banned till the year 2035

>Sibling wants to play Warframe with me
>Give him some starting mods and gear
>Both accounts banned till the year 2035
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>>384096704
Fuck [DE] Glen
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My Diablo 2 cdkey was muted about 7 years ago for impersonating a Blizzard rep.

I still can't use chatrooms.
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>>384059641
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I didn't get banned, but I have a story somewhat related.

>playing on lord private wow server
>farming insane title (lots of dire maul)
>find a few orbs of deception along the way
>trying to sell one in global
>get whisper "you're a fucking faggot, and I'm reporting you."
>??
>"You ninja'ed that you piece of shit"
>ask him what the fuck he's talking about
>"you took that off of rag when you lost the roll"
>link him MC achievement that says I've never even completed the raid
>"you're gonna get fucking banned faggot"
>ignored

Amazes me how stupid some people can be.
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>>384065679
peak bugman
>emasculated
>lives with LUG helicopter mother because he got the STEM certs but can't interview
>mains the aloof sniper lady (yikes) in a game balanced around switching characters
>gets ANGRY about the video game and wants to WIN because it's his only outlet
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>>384059641
Yeah.

It's no big deal tho, plenty of other servers.
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Banned in a 1.6 CS server because they thought I was aimhacking.

FUCKING BRAZILIANS I SWEAR
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>>384062010
Anne Frank
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>>384091006
>Turks not allowed in German servers
That's weird I thought Turks were allowed in Islamic servers.
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>>384091739
There is nothing wrong with Senran Kahura threads, but trap threads and those that post in them need to be purged. Mike Pence needs to hurry the fuck up in electrocuting these faggots.
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>>384059641
She is cute for a kike. Her hair is perfect for hairjobs
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>>384059892
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>>384094656
>posting screen caps from tumblr
how far we've fallen
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Most recent?
Banned on town of salem for gamethrowing and being a Moonman, saying racist things constantly
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>>384059641
I got banned from xbox live for calling an australian a pussy for using dark magic in dark souls. found out the hard way you lose all you xbox live gold membership shit when I lost an entire years worth of live. I'm still mad. fuck you microsoft.
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>>384100437
>darkbead 1 shots you

Guh, it's like, magic bruh. you can like totally resist that with a faith spell, le git gud
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>>384061963
>>384061354
>Whining about this on a board that bans people for being mean to specific video game consoles
Wouldn't want Brazilian phone posters to feel bad about their PS2 no siree.
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>>384059641
Man, I understand the girl wanted to show that she looks like Anne Frank but damn, that's very disrespectful.
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>>384101521
https://youtu.be/duUxD2LkYb0
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>>384091739
>I'm just as bad as the absolute worst cancer on the board. Why do the mods hate me so much?!
You answered your own question, you retarded shitspammer. Start a tumblr if you want to dump a bunch of crap drawings.
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>>384101686
That's satire and meant to be edgy, that girl in the OP just wanted to leech attention of Anne Frank by being a lookalike.
I don't really know how to explain it but it feels very scummy.
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>>384100857
what was from thinking? Using dark magic is like bringing a fucking gun to a sword fight.
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>>384065679
Shieeeeet.
What the heck.
These people shouldn't play vidyers.
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>>384061963
An entire generation of kids coddled and told that they're special and winners by their parents, getting participation trophies and shit even if they sucked ass.

I was raised by a father that was strict but also a bully that shit talked us and our mother. He wasn't afraid to call us idiots and losers. Within the siblings it was even worse, it was a banter fest to see who could come up with the most over the top insults and threats. Even as a grown ass man I still call my parents and siblings demeaning nicknames, and they return the banter as well.
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>>384059893
its ok anon, I got it
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>>384099980
dunno about you mate but it gave me a chuckle
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>>384096704
On the bright side, at least we know when it's coming out of open beta
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>>384059641

I got banned from Dino D-Day for calling a guy who was playing rap music in the Chicago server a nigger.

I was also banned from Xbox Live because they didn't liked my GT even though I had it for years.
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>>384102412
Your family sounds shit
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I got banned for calling archers niggers too many times in chivalry:MW
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I got perma banned from Vindictus back when it was semi popular because a GM caught me botting the fucker joined my run right before it started. At least I didn't end up missing much since that game nose dived off a cliff
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>>384103251
I have so many porn t-shirts that passed, and what's good about it is that once it's passed it automatically passes the check whenever you try to make it on another account
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>>384062421
>anime
>idiot
It checks out
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>>384065508
>you share a board with people like this
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>>384080790
I live for this image
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>>384104154
Gonna need me some sauce for that one
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>>384101876
yeah very jewish of her
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>>384104976
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>>384104983
>dat face
Nevermind, you can have it back
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>>384059641
Banned from RuneScape many times for botting.
Banned from GTA:O for "hacking," was using a freeflying camera.
Banned from a DayZ server back when it was still a mod for ArmA 2 for killing an admin.
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>>384105064
*takes*
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>>384096704
>U17.5
>Bulletjump introduced
>Banned until the year 2036 for anticheat flasepossitive because DE forgot to change it to accept the new movement type
>Nerfed the distance of the jump by 4 meters
>Nerfed bullet jumping allowing you to keep momentum as it was supposed to break your momentum
>Nerfed momentum stacking from slide vaulting out of a bulletjump
>Unnerfed all of this and made it a single Warframe as a shitty passive that doesn't even benifit her already shitty non related kit
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>>384059641
>tf2
>dark days of shit all west coast servers
>only mlp servers were reliable
>pony porn everywhere
>spray some Harley Quinn porn
>admin gets butt hurt, says kids play on this server
>his spray is of one pony fucking a little kid like pony
it was the one with a diamond on its ass
>ok, change spray
>to dukenukem.png
>Spray the duke over a ponies head to make it look like the duke was fucking this little horse
>admin freaks, but has a hard time seeing who sprayed it over all the other pony porn
>he banned two people before banning me
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>>384072792
Is that supposed to be some of hid good stuff? Positioning looks so fucking unnatural
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>>384105124
thanks
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>>384104976
Yeah maybe that's it.
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I was banned several times. Once I was banned on a non-steam CSS server. I was playing on this small Hungarian server with the name "magyar cygany".
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>>384072792
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>>384059994
His work became influential
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CS 1.6 """"""""auto"""""""" bhop
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>>384072786
sh-she's actually cute
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I've been banned from 4chan for posting dubs.
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>>384059994
It's my guilty pleasure.
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>>384108119
It's everyone's guilty pleasure, anon
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>>384059641
Only happened to me in BF3 or Halo 3 custom games when I was too good. Otherwise never. I guess console players aren't so affected by this.
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>>384101876
>Oh hey, I look just like Anne Frank
>Look guys, I look just like her, here's a side by side comparison
>WOW FUCKING INSENSITIVE SHITLORD, THIS IS SCUMMY
You can't make up this kind of autism
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>>384059641
Banned from multiple community servers in CS1.6 for listening to steps and shooting though thin walls, even when I became a regular on some servers people were still suspicious.
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>>384108464
>I vaguely look like
fixed
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>>384108528
>Vaguely
It's pretty similar my dude
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>>384059641
I've been banned from Xbox live.
My Account had a Titan with full trials gear, & a gamer score around 25,000. I had 100% Dark Souls 1, & 2 Sotfs.
I joined the PC Master Race that day.
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>Warcraft 3
>disagree with the host
>get banned
>start winning against the host
>banned
>play worse than the host and his friends when on his team
>ban
>defeat the enemy too quickly when on the host's team
>fucking banned
>fail/refuse to do some inane thing that the host demands
>absolutely banned
>pick a hero that the host/his friend(s) wanted that he never even said anything about
>BANNED
>playing too seriously/not seriously enough
>banned every time
>finding/knowing about a secret and failing to tell it to the host
>banned for life
>not picking the shitty team that no one wants to play
>always banned
>picking the shitty team that no one wants to play and not being enough of a challenge even though it is shit and literally cannot win if the players know what they are doing
>fucking noob, banned
>picking a shitty team that no one wants to play and using the most viable tactic that isn't fun to play against
>banned for cheesing
>downloading a map
>banned for being a fag
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>>384108728
How did you even get banned? Even if you call people faggots they just give you a "communication" temp ban, so you can't hear anyone, or send/recieve messages for a few days
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Guild Wars. I called someone Hitler. But for a couple of days.
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>>384108728
>giving a fuck about Destiny PvP and the worst Souls games
They did you a favor.
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>>384108728
I always insult people on Xbox and trashtalk but never did my acc got banned permanently. This happens only when you do credit card fraud or hack with jtag xbox n shiet.
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>>384061963
They're not "nowadays". They've always been this way. The internet just shows you they exist.
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>>384064683
AOD are retards that can only head glitch, camp in corners, and pray to the gods of controller aim assist. Also they have to follow all sorts of stupid rules - they can't play with any other clan in a game if they're a member of that one. They must wear the AOD tag and ONLY that one. Plus they have a code of ethics. How anyone can stand a gaming group to try and control them this way is beyond me. But I'm sure the internet is full of people who feel the need to join SOMETHING.

I meet them often in Titanfall 2, which is a very high mobility twitch shooter. They always lose, even to randoms, because they're too slow. But I love talking to them. They're the first to make hacksuations. It's like they've never played a game with mouse input before.
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>>384103309
you sound like a tumblrina
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>>384110358
You sound like a kid that started browsing this site last month and is desperately trying to fit in.
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>>384110408
>YOU SOUND NEW, DESPERATE, DESPERATE
how to detect a newfag
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>>384090837
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>>384110408
you sound even more like a tumblrina
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>>384105543
Said better, not good
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>>384109059
>Calling 1 the worst souls game
I get 2 but cmon
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>>384059641
threemilk t is top tier fap material
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>>384081179
how did you get banned from csgo?
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>>384110656

Uhhhh!
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>>384110358
I'm sorry your daddy touched you in inappropriate places
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>>384110803
Play DeS and you'll understand.
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>>384111369
im sorry you get hot writing fanfiction about anonymous people
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>>384111648
>where do you think we are.jpg
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I've only been kicked for inappropriate username (it really isn't but some people think it is) and because of retarded admins/clan members in BFBC2/CoD4
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>>384059641
Once got really drunk and went on a shitposting spree on random CS.S servers.
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>>384092895
>look at the men
>these girls make that

How come though? I mean she is really pretty in a rustic way. Its like the Japanese, their women are cute af but the dudes...
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>>384100098
>town of salem
People get butthurt so easily in that game

>enter a game with a bunch of people named after Naruto characters
>name myself "anime is bad"
>immediately get lynched
Every time, and also:

>be mayor
>snowflakes get butthurt over someone saying gay in chat
>start repeating gay gay gay to piss them off further
>they start voting to put me on trial
>tell them it would be a grave mistake
>they don't care because I apparently deserve to die for being homophobic
>reveal that I'm mayor when enough votes come in to bring me in for a trial
>they vote to lynch me anyway
>spend the rest of the game watching the serial killer murder them all
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>>384110408
>>reddit
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>>384072786
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Banned from League for talking shit.
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>>384119382
The hell is this?
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>>384119720
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>>384059994
>random deviant art garbage: WOOOOOOOOO SAUCE ME BRO
>anything with 'shad' written on it: Ugh, look at that awful anatomically incorrect picture. So disgusting.
I'm gonna put shad watermarks on a bunch of the best rule 34 I can find and see what the results are.
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That tiny body. Imagine how tight her pussy is
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>>384061064
Jeff begone!
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>>384060957
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>got tricked into buying cawadoody advanced warfare
>heard you could go fast and there was a lot of vertical movement
>the game is still cawadoody trash
>say fuck it and use a program that gives you max prestige
>vac banned
there goes my 13 year old account. what a joke
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>>384119720
Looks like some kind of /tg/ meme.
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>>384120065
COD can't VAC ban, bans from cod only apply to cod.
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>>384120339
that's how all vac bans work. i can still play any other game on secured servers. vac bans only apply to the game you were banned from. however i think if you're banned from something like csgo you're banned from all valve games
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>>384102412
>getting participation trophies

Does anyone actually feel good about that though? When I was a kid I wasn't happy about it. Kids know it's nothing to be proud of.
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>>384062062
She looks like Podesta...
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>>384074667
>thinks not giving a fuck about anything is a good quality
No wonder we're all fucked. There are people as stupid as you.
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>>384119720
I believe it's one of the things that came out of what happened when everyone on /r9k/'s brains started leaking.
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>>384076350
t. yogstation admin
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>>384059641
Got banned from tons of BC2 servers for alleged hacks
Sniper too stronk in that game
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>>384059892
His comedy is far better than his art.
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>>384121125
i know that feel
children and server admins just cant deal with legit losses these days
i dont blame them though
i earned some ludicrous fucking scores in that game because of high pingers and dumbshits
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Does she have lewds?????
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>>384059785
>falling for a troll
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>>384121812
>want to play on one of the last active vietnam servers
>everyone seems to suck ass, quickly rack up many kills despite zero experience with the mode, maps or guns
>kicked five minutes later
Now I know why everyone sucked, all the decent guys get banned
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>>384060192
Boco is one of those people
So you are correct
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>>384122003
yea that one too
i played vietnam a few weeks ago and there were barely any other players on the server i played on
got like over 100 kills and some low as fuck deaths
the admin that i played with took it like a champ though and even stuck it out for almost the entire match

very next match i got stomped because i was against multiple good players and had a dumbshit team (evidenced by the scores)
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>>384059785
Hey it's me ur brother.
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>>384059641
I was banned from a long-dead private server of WOW. I wasn't attempting to be offensive. I just stated my honest view that I would never consider marrying a transsexual due to my desire to propagate viable offspring and simply disagreeing with the notion that individuals are able to choose their gender identity, any more than one is able to decide their ethnicity.

The situation was exacerbated when more people posted their opposition, some even going as far as utilizing the terms "mental illness", "degeneracy" or a "violation of common sense" regarding the status of transsexuals. Apparently, some moderators were monitoring the thread, and the thread creator deliberately designed the thread to rout out those she considered bigots.

I was accused of being the main culprit, responsible for the flame war that soon occurred between the LGBT community and those who opposed them. I simply asked if people in the forum would consider accepting me as a Black Female if I then tanned my skin, undergo surgery to get fuller lips, a sex-change surgery, a wider nose, dyed my hair dark, and told them I identified as such.

Immediately after posting my question, I was notified by the moderators of my account being terminated from the forums, as well as being prohibited from accessing the servers. I was banned for the follow reasons: rule misconduct involving the targeting of ethnic minorities, the LGBT community, and women, initiating a conflict of interest, and causing mischief in the Realm of (Private Server).
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>>384060286
I hope at least you Made her feel good in the bathrooms
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>>384122342
why would even want to be there?
such a waste of time an energy
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>2014

>Be bilingual Spaniard

>Playing on critsanvich server based in Chicago on TF2

>dude in chat starts typing in spanish, asking if anyone speaks spanish, he doesn't know english that well

>Talk over mic and confirm with him, and tell him there is a spy near the base.

>Find out he is Mexican and I help him by going Maul Pybro

>Lose round, our medics name is "Get Gypped", I just joke saying "Welp, I blame the gypsies for that one."
>Suddenly Swedish Mod bursts out at me
"HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THAT IS A RACIAL SLUR!? ISN'T ANYONE ELSE HERE SWEDISH? ANYONE ELSE NOT COMPLETELY OUTRAGED BY THIS!?

>Dead silence from server while he rants, and I tell him it was just a joke
>He calls up the admin into the server and tells
him the situation. Admin tells him to calm the fuck down, and tell me just not to be outright racist, getting that I was making a joke.

>Later in match Mexibro finally gets his mic and gets into chat. Causally conversing with him in chat, telling him when other people have eyes on a spies location or what they are saying etc.

>Swed mod then chirps in on our conversation in Spanish saying "Oheheh, si si, tacos & burritos. Bueno Tour-til-ahs"

>Mexibro gets angry asking why he was saying that

>Tell him Mexibro is taking offense to him belittling him speaking his language and that he is being very hypocritical to what he was saying earlier

>Retorts back "No, because Spanish is a European language, and Spanish people are white. So its not racist to make fun of white people and white things."

>He asks the server again if anyone is Swedish and if they agree with him not getting replies

>Ask him if thats what Muhammad tells him to say while he fucks his wife and sister.

>[INCOHERENT SWEDISH INTENSIFIES]

>you have been banned from the server

>reason: BEING A RACIST AMERICAN PIG

>mfw i'm not even American.

At least I friended mexibro, and he plays a pretty offensive Engie on Blu.
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>talk shit to admin
>he sounds mad
>listen to him flail around trying to get the server in his side
>another guy calls him a faggot
>starts stuttering then breathing heavily
>gets another admin because he cant handle 2+ people calling him names
DarkRP is fun
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>>384059641
I played MapleStory when I was like 10 years old and left one of those merchant messages on overnight which read "Fame me if you hate niggers". I was banned for a month.

I also got permabanned from PSN for using CFW and playing online. I really don't care that much, I still play my PS3 quite a lot and never really cared about the online.
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>>384059641

Nope.
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>>384059968
>i did not cheat eywallah
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>>384059730
lame
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>>384065679
Does he work as a child prostitute?
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>>384059785
i laughed way too hard this shit
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I got a security ban in Hearthstone on a local tournament for logging in with a new ip and misspelling my password
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>>384061354
are these people for real
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>>384059641
>tfw no Jewess gf
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>>384074667
You need medical help. Like, for real.
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>>384104154
Man, that ban was appropriate, that ass is fucking criminal.
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>>384059641
I've been banned for "cheating" from some servers in some multiplayer games because the admins were power tripping and such.

Never been "officially" banned from a game though.
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>>384122342
Good, you actually deserved it.

:^)
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>>384123454
Sweden BTFO
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Been temp banned in WC3 for maphacking once.

I was like 14 at the time and really shit at strategy games so I needed the edge.
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>>384122342
>I was banned for the follow reasons: rule misconduct involving the targeting of ethnic minorities, the LGBT community, and women, initiating a conflict of interest, and causing mischief in the Realm of (Private Server).
Hilarious.
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>>384059641
Very first Monster Hunter game

Added top tier armor
Didn't realize playing online would reveal me to be a cheater instantly because you needed to be a certain rank to get that armor

Never cheated in MH online again
Notice I said online. If you think I'm going to grind through offline mode and NOT look stylysh doing it you've got a surprise coming toward you my friend
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>>384059641
I get constantly banned from barotrauma and killing floor servers. WHy are fagots always so mad
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>>384060763
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>tf2 mvm pub
>rest of party is huehues
>refuse to join the 'everyone go engineer' circlejerk
>get vote kicked
>cant rejoin server even after they'd all left
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>>384060763
post more
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>>384059994

I wish shadman would just commission someone else to draw his characters' faces
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>>384127307
>like, for real
You have to go back.

Sign me right the fuck up for that class.
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>>384129684
>everyone but 2 people are engineers
>we keep it that way for 2 waves
>4th wave everyone goes back to their own class
you missed out senpai
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>>384059641
Diablo 3, botting. It was shit anyways.
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>>384059994
Not me. I cant stand western porn artists and japanese are better at 2d porn i settle with that.
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>>384059641
If have a family xbox and one of the kids is a fucking shithead who constantly gets banned, they eventually ban the entire xbox for a couple of days. Does that count?
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>>384059994
Shadman's art isn't shit because it's west+anime.
It's shit because he's bad at drawing. Learn the difference.
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Yup.

Perma banned on WoW on my original vanilla account

Perma banned off many servers on TF2 years ago

Perma banned on hearth stone
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>>384120898
It's just the world that we live in man.
Not giving a care in the world gets you places, being sensitive doesn't.
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>>384104613
>getting mad about anime in 4chan of all places
maybe you should leave
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>>384060505
>you just know this kid grew up to be a chad
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>>384060836
I share that feel fellow spessman
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>>384062456
What if I'm talking about Pokemon
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>>384067282
Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy to a lesser extent were these actual social communities, semi-chatrooms. There was unwritten rule that certain parts of the map are "safe" and others are for FFA-ing, and that certain parts of the safe space were for dueling. JO and JA have the Duel system (where you target someone with cursor and press K by default I believe) and it challenges them to a duel, they can respond and if you get locked in a duel, all other players become invisible to you and untargateable by you and vice versa with immediate full HP and Armor restore for a fair duel.
Generally it was quite an experience and I miss those days.
It still lives on in JO and JA but JA is deader than JO these days mostly due to people playing Movie Battles 2 instead.
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>>384059641
I used to propkill a lot of people in gmod and crash servers, I'm banned from a lot of them
I wish I played more during gmod 12
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Banned from Runescape on multiple accounts for botting
Banned from GTA Online for hacking money
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>>384061354
Overwatch really brought out the normies, huh?
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>>384059641
>See everyone in server nude and dancing around kitted out guy
>Put bag in bush and stuff my clothes inside
>Take a full handgun and sprint in with hands up
>Hear "He's got a gun".jpg
>Unload on clothed man
>You have been banned from the server
Miscreated/Aus.2
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>>384065679
I guarantee you that the real reason is because he's one of those faggot players that picks widow when there's already a Hanzo and Ana.
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>>384120043
they aren't funny when its too obvious that they're fake
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>>384123454
What happened to sweden. How did they get this way?
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>>384142545
Nordic genetics
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>>384061354

The new meta transformed from shit talking to passive aggressiveness. It's why there are so many "SJWs" nowadays. We went from being fighters to dancers.
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I've been kicked from several games for various reasons, but never outright banned if my memory serves me correctly as part of something I did. Only time I have ever really been banned was on forums (Mostly gamefaqs back in the early 2000s)

Closest was dealing with GTA Online:
>Played early on with the PS3 version, got some cash, and quit.
>Get the PC version back a year or so ago
>Play mostly single player to get back where I was in the story of the PS3 version (never beat it), and checked out the multiplayer.
>Get a email from Rockstar saying I was banned.
>Asked why in a support ticket on their atrocious website.
>Closed ticket saying issue was resolved and would not tell me, saying I was still banned.
>Open a new one.
>Finally got a response saying it was due to hacks.
>Turns out, some asshole from Russia got my account info somehow and had been playing it.
>Changed all passwords, nuked Windows as a precaution, and put 2-step authentication on several things for the time being.
>Took literally 2 months to get it reversed, and only after multiple emails.

I pretty much lost all interest in playing GTA Online due to the entire thing, and worst was I could not play the singleplayer during the entire time. Fuck Rockstar and their shitty PC versions.
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