SPLATOON 2 DEMO THREAD

First for Pearl is best

>>384054653
They're both shit

>>384054581
Ice Cream fags, melt in hell

>>384054581
Someone setting up an ice cream team? The one I was with lacked synergy. aka was SHIT, SHIIIIIIT.

>>384054701
spotted the blind faggot

>4th Ice Cream vs Ice Cream match in a row
I just want to splat some Cakefags.

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I hope you chose the right answer anons.

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>Cakefags

I have not played with a single person who understands the concept of "paint the floor".

>human teeth
Retarded artist

First time playing Splatoon.
It really feels like you are gimping yourself if you don't pick roller.

One hit kills and all that spread seems really dumb to ignore.

Am I missing something?

so how does this game handle ragequitters/afkers

It was a mistake joining cake. I'm trying my best to carry every game but it's like I'm playing with brainlet kids

I hope the people going 0/2 at the bottom of my team are literal children, holy shit

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>tfw missed the fucking splatfest

Is there going to be another? UK btw. I doubt I'll get the game if I dont get to try it first since I dunno if I'll like it.

>randomly explode
>camera pans to dude just leaving the spawn area
cool lag ya got there

>>384054923
Yeah, you're missing the people who can aim, dodge, and sneak attack. It's still a good weapon, though.

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Let's go ice cream squids

>>384054807
That's all ice cream teams. Full of Tumblr shitters who just want to support the strong black octopus who don't need no man.

>>384055000
NA right now.

>>384055000
You can play right now by making a US account, you gotta download the game again from the US eshop though if you already have the Euro one downloaded, that won't work.

>>384054807
I need 2 more people for a team
Friend code: 1221-7647-6129

>>384055000
UK here. Just play the NA version now.

>>384055000
Make a burger or leaf account and play with us.

I don't care what side you're on. If you play charger you need to put some serious thought into ending your life.

>>384055000
You can always change your account region to US and get that splatfest, I'm doing exactly that atm

FUCK frozen milk desu

>>384055062
Sent

>>384054993
I fucking wish. I have one exactly 1 (ONE) game.

in my experience so far cake players are retards who don't know how to play and icecream players are all obnoxious tryhards

>>384055231
Added.
Rooms up

>>384055119
Sent

Stop talking and more Marina posting

>>384054819

Try nine in a row.

Have yet to hit a single cake team.

>too many ice creams playing

Jesus fuck, when it goes live never go marina because everyone else will.

is there no way for me to play this demo with a friend online?

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>>384055331

>>384055329
rooms up

>>384055281
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find some folks are in the middle. Not so brain dead and not too good either.

>>384054581
Artist?

>>384055387
>>384055408
Don't worry guys I was able to get one match with those cakefags and won it

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>>384055331

>>384055412
Just grab two more people willing to party up and you can play in a squad of four. You'll be able to play with just two in the full version.

>>384055231
Have friend join if you got em.

One spot
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CAKE DEFENDERS REPORT IN

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>>384055281
>One group is annoying because they're worse than me and the other group is annoying because they're better than me

>>384055094
>>384055118
>>384055123
>>384055134
>>384055185
Just tried to change my country, but it said it would unlink my NNID from my nintendo account if I did, and that doesnt sound like something I'd want to do.

>keep getting into 3 vs 4 matches
>my team is always the 3
>finally get a 4 vs 4
>one guy is afk on my team

>>384055119
One more spot open on this

>>384055605
you need to make a new account in the US for it to work

STINGRAY IS SHIT

Can't play sniper since team can't understand the game

>>384055408
Don't worry, none of them are going to buy the actual game.

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>>384055585
6 games, one loss. Need to stick with the roller, people can't deal with it again thanks to a bunch of new players coming in.

>>384055562
Still one spot.
Someone join you turbo fags.

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>5 cream vs cream matches in a row
fug

>>384055605
just make a 2nd account

>>384055604
yes, that's the jist of it. it's not very fun getting steamrolled every game

its just sugar and water, fuck ice cream

>Duelies
>Roller
>Splattershot
Pearls penis
>Sniper

Power level of weapons, SNiper is shit

>>384055796
Pretty safe to say cake is getting creamed.

ICE CREAM BROS MUSN'T FIGHT EACH OTHER

>>384055605
Go to accounts.nintendo.com and change it there. Supposedly that wipes your eshop balance though. Otherwise if you got a balance you want to keep make a new account.

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>every match is ice cream vs ice cream

Have 2 people looking for a team. Anyone got a couple open slots?

why doesn't it show turf inked by player anymore? is that just a splatfest thing

>Me and this other charger go 15 and 10 respectively

I actually felt awful for the other team. they never got out of their spawn.

who won in eu now?

>>384054843
I choose corbenik

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THE ICECREAMFAGS ARE TOO STRONG


HELP

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>tfw repeatedly team wiping with charger

>tfw winning 80% of the time
Also holy shit Nintendo, get your shit together with this internet.

>>384055889
You don't know how to use charger if you think it's shit. You can literally camp at their spawn and they can do nothing with two good snipers on a team. Only one can still do some teamwiping though.

>Ice Cream keeps getting matched against ourselves where we rack up no wins
>on the rare occasion we get matched with cake team they cream us
IT'S NOT FAIR!

>>384056147
I'm 7-2, tryin to get my head in the game before I lose three in a row.

>Doesn't show much Teammates have inked

I KNOW YOU ALL SUCK BECAUSE I KEEP TOPPING THE BOARD

>>384055919
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Who
>/lost literally every match/
here

Somebody fucking kill me.

>>384054747
kek'd heartily

>>384055676
Sorry, mate, normally I'd wait, but time is our enemy in this spaltfest.

>>384056405
forced 50 is real

How does scoring work when it's the same team versus itself?

>>384055919
This splat fest is a piece of cake.

>>384056485
You get nothing.

>>384056485
It doesn't count as a win or loss

>>384054581
so can i not party with people unless i have a team of 4 in the full game?

>>384056002
It was like that in the first game so probably

How are you supposed to use charger special?

>>384055931
>>384055860
>>384055697

Ok I made a second account and its downloading it now

How long is left?

>>384055782

icecream? responde to my request

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>m,atch loads up
>Have roller to be credit to team
>3 Snipers on my team

So who won eu?

>>384054747
get baked cakefag

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>>384056565
alt f4
lol i wasted you time

>>384056565
You've basically got wallhack, and a slow gun that can shoot through walls.

>nothing but Cake vs Cake matches
End me now lads. I just want to contribute to my team.

>>384056589
3 hours and 6 minutes.

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dualies aren't broken

>>384056597
>rollerfag thinks he's better than anyone else

If Pearl wins, will the shitstorm be beautiful?

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>Play roller
>Hide in ink
>enemy Squid inbound
>Give them the ol' Iron Man entrance

Silly kids.

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>Mirror matches
>Everyone does just fine, if we lose then it's a close game
>vs. Cake
>Everyone spergs out and fucks around by spawn

Didn't this same problem of fighting only one's team happen with the first Splatfest in the last game too?

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>>384055880
LOL You're fucking pathetic.

Get good bitch!!

>>384056591

icecream fiends get in here. cakefags need not apply

>>384055585
Rolling to victory for keiki-hime

>>384056690
Damn nice

I thought I'd have like half an hour to play

Only game I've played on switch is Zelda so I'm hoping this makes me want to actually get another game

Matchmaking is kinda shit. I either get steamrolled or blast through the other team, no even matches at all. Hope they fix that in the full version.

>>384054581
IM GAY
Fuck off and turn off the hax you cheater

>>384055000
Nice

At least you have a Switch, I can't find them in my area

Fuck scalpers, I'm not going to give my money to shitskins.

I'M STILL
IN A DREAM
CAKE EATER

>>384056823
yes

>tfw other cake player bumblefuck and lose our lead
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. STOP BEING SO SHIT.

>>384056790
She already won the first Splatfest. Even if Marina wins she will just be tying with Pearl since they combined EU and US.

>>384056453
No problem man.

Need one more for anyone interested btw: 1221-7647-6129

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>every match is of the same team
>can't even get into matches without waiting ages
>have only played 6 games in the course of an hour
>when I do get in matches opponents are are full of lag
Kill me

>>384056835
>icecream fags act like fags
>have to fight eachother

sad!

>>384056591
Sorry finally filled. I'll accept after though for more ice cream squiddos

Any cake team that needs one more?
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The fuck is wrong with the gyro? Was is BotW far superior? Disables vertical input when gryo is on, slow as fuck analog when gyro is off, and the reset gyro button only works on the y axis. I naturally hold the joycons up at a 45 degree angle, not pointed directly at the tv, parallel to the earth like some autistic goon. The game aims straight up at the sky and wont reset to aim forward.

Am i doing something wrong?

Serious question, can i play ranked with a single friend, or do i have to have a team of 4 to play with my friends? I refuse to buy this game if i can't play with my friend

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Splat Dualies are a blast, really enjoying the dodge roll. Also Tenta Missles are fun as hell.

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>>384056620
No one knows as they may be throwing the EU results in with NA and calling icefags the winner by affirmative action.

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>>384055880
Why bother playing?

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>It's a Roller scored the least episode
Come the fuck on, at least beat the fucking chargers you retards.

>>384056985
this this this so fucking much

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Ice cream is better than cake and here's why

>>384057046
>6 games, one hour
How long is one game? Downloading it now.

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>Still learning the motion controls
>Being put against high tier masters that have clearly been playing since the first game launched
T-thanks

>>384057010
Seriously? What the fuck, why haven't I seen the results posted anywhere?

>>384056485
>>384056545
>>384056542
Wouldn't your individual rank still count?

>>384056764
>Sniper Fags got camped just outside of spawn

Confirmed useless.

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>Tentatek Splattershot is still the best weapon in the game

>>384057134
>it's a roller stays behind and paints every inch of the spawn episode

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>losing hard going into the last minute
>kill every member of the enemy team solo twice
>doomed to lose since you have 2 4 years using the sniper and don't have the ability to cover enough turf in time

>>384057078

learn to tilt your controller, jesus christ. i imagine you had a similar learning curve with two sticks or triggers. just get gud

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>mfw I have to fight a Ice cream bro

>>384057154
is this the same fucker who did the previous Yoshi pic?

how do you super jump now? i press x and then the dpad but nothing happens

The mythical Vs Cake match!

... and lost connection.

>>384057296
yes

How the fuck do i aim in this shit? It's really hard with the gyronigger controls but even harder to aim without them

>>384057021
To whoever sent me requests, join my room

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>>384055923

CANT HELP IT!

WE'RE TOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>384057296
What's the previous yoshi pic?

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Get in here Ice Cream lads

Whoever was just in my queue join back

Can I post on Inkopolis without linking a social media account?

>>384057078
Turn motion sensitivity all the way up. Trust me.

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Does anyone have the toxic waste vs clean oceans drawing?

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>Tenta Missiles will be attached to nearly every weapon type in the full game
oh no

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>>384057190
It was the Japan Rock vs Pop splatfest

>>384057375
you git gud

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We need 2 people for my lobby (ice cream)

>>384057168
Games are short, the wait to get in to one is what's long for mew

>>384057498
yes there's a mailbox in the plaza to draw

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>>384057154
Don't act like Icecreamfags are innocent.

>>384057384
Dude named Matt sent a request? Join up my man.

>>384057554
i'm only using dualies because the hover super sucks ass. I mainly use supers to recharge ink instantly

>>384057632
Yeah, but when I go to post, it asks about Facebook and Twitter.

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>Not single cream v cake match yet
Just let me fucking contribute.

>>384057687
Bruh that's just a furry, what I posted was fetish stuff

>>384057579
Sent

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One spot open.

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>Remixing the lobby music with the left stick
Nice

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>>384057393
>tfw beat other ice team 44.5 to 44.3

>>384057425
C'mon guys I just need to know haha. Just think it'd be funny to see haha

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>>384054923
THIS holy fuck nerf this fucking thing

>>384057947
You can also push all the buttons for samples

>>384057758
>cant win without his crutch missiles

>>384057835
>furry isn't fetish stuff
You want to come out of your big furry closet anon?

>>384057438
It's showtime, boyo.

>>384057509

Pls respond

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>match starts
>do turf shit
>die
>see two teammates doing fuck all at base
BAN NEWSHITTERS NOW NINTY

>>384057979
No, I'm curious because I havn't seen it. Fuck you anon

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Who /stillcantfindaswitch/ here?

Jesus christ people are so much better at this game than i am

What are the ranks? I'm at Defender right now.

>Streak of zero splats and hard losses with the dualies
>Decide to try the roller
>13 splats, complete decimation
Huh.

>>384054923
>>384058002
>Crying about roller now
Oh boy you guys would have shit blood out of your ass if you saw the kraken roller in the first game.

>90% of my matches have been Ice Cream vs. Ice Cream

Guess we know who is winning the popularity contest.

>>384054843
>Pearl confirmed dumb as fuck

>>384057886
Let's go, homos

>>384057859
Join

I'm stuck on a server where anyone that joins the room is automatically removed.

>>384058186
I joined a couple of minutes ago

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>>384058065
>Won 2 games
>Each time team painted and didn't just run off to get slaughtered in the middle
HMMMMM

How long does the splatfest go?

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>>384056195
THIISSSSSS


>>384055889
Dumbass

Good snipers are the most anoying fucking thing next to DYNAMO ROLLER SCUM!

>>384058308
another 3 hrs

>>384057021
Spot open

>going to accept friend requests boots you from the room.

Does anyone know what determines power? Ice cream power is currently at 1542.6, whatever that means.

>played 12 games
>only lost 1

Going strong cream bros

9-3

JUST

These new shitters are really dragging vets down.

>>384058440
It's skill rating, you start at whatever and go up and down depending on wins/loses.

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>>384057509
Here Anon

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>>384058154
i literally see no reason to pick anything else besides roller. i heard gyro aiming is the best is this true?

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>>384058264
They were there for a whole fucking minute dude.

>>384057438
Are we still waiting in more ice cream bois?

should i give up overwatch for splatoon

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Need 1 more person to finish this group for Team Icecream

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>Finally get a Cream vs. Cake match
>it's intense
>middle area of the map goes back and forth
>end screen looks too close to call
>win by 0.01%

>>384058545
Turn up sensitivity to max.

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This is my fucking jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc
>mfw 0:46

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>dualies roll doesn't actually move your hit box till after the animation has played and finished
>can't fake out charger users because of it

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>>384057154
Why do so many Yoshi artists do this?
Is it wrong to want Yoshi pic where his feet look cute instead of monstrous human feet?

>>384058542

Thanks, friend

>>384054581
Really good thinking on developers for not allowing the jet pack to leave you in the spot where it runs out.

Imagine the amount of spawn camping if it didn't return you to the position where you active it

Cake Champion

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>Win 80% of games during JP and EU splatfests
>Losing the majority now

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>>384058620
but i'm already over aiming with the sniper reee this is why console shooters were a mistake just let me plug in a mouse.

>>384058545
Gyro is best but it takes time to get use to.

cant fight tram cake.

this is what happens when creators make Pearl so ugly and the other one so beautiful

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> got two simultaneous splats with a bomb at the last second of the match

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>>384054923
>new rollerfags thinking they're hot shit

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>it's an "everyone else on your team is a roller" battle

>Cake Queen

SOON

>>384058839
Because this is AMERICA, SHOOTER CAPITAL OF THE UNIVERSE

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>all these pathetic ice cream fags
>literally have gotten there shit kicked in every match I've done

Learn your place creamfags. In the fucking trash.

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>just hit 1.9k power

aw yiss

>>384057154
Haha that's pretty funny. Wouldn't it be funny if I used Yoshi's eggs for cake and made him eat it? Haha just found that funny haha

>>384058020
Bruh there are people in that community that just draw furshit for fun

>>384058902
>brown skin
>beautiful

>>384058952
Had that earlier and we still kicked ass.

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Why is it even possible to get placed against your same side?

>>384058440
>1542.6

Oh, anon. You're one of THOSE.

how 2 get gud with gyro?

>>384059090

Too few Pearlfags

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>all the furry artists doing miiverse style drawings

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>>384058952
>It's a "Team comprised of children vs tier one operators" battle
>This is every battle

>>384058902
i've had 3 matches against them won all 3

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>>384058839
>>384058957
This. USA is where the champions of Splatoon play.

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>finally get used to motion aim with pro controller
>charger
>mfw

EXECUTE ICE CREAMEMERS

NO MERCY

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anyone want to get a 4 man squad going?

>>384058962
I have literally not lost to cake yet and we've steamrolled them every time.

Our first battle against the sugar bread shitters and the pearl cancer ends in a victory for the good guys

>>384059090
If popularity is not balanced, you would just be sitting in a lobby not playing. This is how the first game started out and it did not work very well.

>Go choose a team first

How the fuck do I do that? Did you have to start at 3 to get in on this?

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Have you come to grips with the reality that you keep losing not because your teammates suck, but because you're simply not gud enough?

>>384058605

I need one more person. Let's do this.

>>384059290
>Instantly splatting rollerfags from beyond their range
Feels good man.

>>384059376
There's a little booth in the middle of the plaza

>>384059242
not fair half their team has SARS

>>384059405
What annoys me is when I super jump and then get instantly splatted

if ice creamfags fight other ice cream fags, does that still give them points that count against cakefags?

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>Superjump to teammate
>Lands me directly in the water

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>>384059242

>>384059376
Go to the TV in front of the building and press A.

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testing out this cap card

>>384059405
That's the first step towards self improvement though.

>>384057753

joining, thanks

I want to fuck a squid

>>384059242
ZIPPERHEAD STATUS: INKED OFF OUR TURF

>>384059465
make sure you get the superjump dodge perk next week then. I hardly ever use them now because they're a pain in the ass without the touchpad

I'm at 2100 fucking ice cream power and have not fought one single cake team. Is my high mmr fucking me

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>icecreamchads are more popular AND better at the game
ITS NOT FAIR

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Is there a way to gain height with the inkjet besides going over higher terrain?

>>384059546
it's a-ok

>>384059242
post the proper version anon

Why are the matches like 5 minutes long? That's boring as fuck...

>>384059349
THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE THEY MADE PEARL

>>384059638
Keep trying to spread that delusion you cream shitter. Can't wait to see the tears flow from you subhuman scum when results come up.

The pre-cancerous growths have to stop.

Have the EU results been posted yet?

Any teams open? Ice cream fag here.

>>384058876
I mained charger in splatoon1, I sucked ass with it last night until I lowered my sensitivity back to -1.

>>384059405
If youre not a god its hard to carry so shit team is still possoble

>having a nice ass ice cream winning streak
>chargerfag enters the room
Fuck this weapon

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>>384054581
FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SHIT FACE IFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


BREAKING NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS:


YOU CAN SPAWN CAMP ON INK ACADEMY STAGE.

THERES AN CENTER PIECE/STATUE THING OF A CLAM OR SOMETHING RIGHTN IN FRONT OF AN ENMYS BASE.

SWIM ONTO THE CRATE BEHIND IT TO GET ON TOP AND THEN FROM THE STATUE JUMP ACROSS TO THE ENEMYS CAMP!


LET THE GAMESSSSS BEGIN

>MFW

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Please tell me there is a way to play with friends without being a fullman team in full release?

Is it Solo and 4man premade only?

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>only losing to fellow icecream players.

How are you cakefags holding out?

>>384059638
>chads
What the fuck? We aren't black you faget.

>>384059638
Stop being a fag for lolis then.

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>>384058965

1.9k power feels good

> that one member on your team who is clearly a five year old who has never played a video game before in his life

He just keeps swimming around in a corner...

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>Mfw Icecreamchad
>mfw betacakes can't compete

>>384057579
Someone who already added me join we need 1

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>waiting for match
>move control sticks around
>music warps and makes other noises.

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>People literally using their specials 0 times
The game shows you how many times you use it at the end of a game for a reason, tards

>>384059862
>he didn't already know this
Scrub

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>>384059546
>>384059664
alrighty

>>384059797

SW-4874-3230-2621

Need 1

>>384059882
You can roll with just a buddy in the full game, yeah

>mfw Ice Cream vs Ice Cream

I haven't fought a single cake team yet wtf

>>384059638
FALSE FLAG

>>384059745
Can't wait to see how Ice Cream got fucking bodied

>>384059967
press buttons and the directional pad too.

>>384059967
Try the buttons

Team Ice Cream

FC
SW-1672-0525-8513

room's already up get in here

Need teammates here's friend code: 3716-8303-6704

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>every time we encounter team cuck retards we stomp them completely
>only time i have trouble is against other team ice cream players
What do you have to say for yourself, Team Cuck?

>>384059781
they might be merging them with the US results to combine the two

>>384059862
You can still just stand on top your spawn behind the shield, dumbass

>pick ice cream
>always go against other ice creams
>always end in close matches
>go against some cakefags
>they get destroyed completely

Hmm, really makes me think. Guess we know who's going to win.

>>384059997
nevermind it's shit

TEAM CAKE ARE FUCKING LOSERS

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>Got 14 splats

Are you guys even trying

>>384059242
That's cause nips appear to be masters at splatoon due to latency

whats the tickrate?

>>384059905
>implying

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>>384059861
*blocks your winning streak*

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>everyones focusing on KOs and not actually inking areas
I'm giving up for the night, jesus fucking christ.

Post ranks.

1734 here. Forced 50% keeps paring me with shitters.

SW-6929-6694-2091
Need 1

>>384059882
The direct said you can make two or four man teams

>>384059781
They haven't posted them yet. It's normally always an hour after the splatfest ends that the results come out. They are probably going to combine the results of the Europe and NA Splatfests because the themes are the same.

>>384060115
need one more fags

>>384060367

1888.6

>>384057087
pls respond

>>384059979
>Doesn't show often some one died.
I know they're trying to protect the feelings of kids but come on.
At least give me an option to view it.

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>>384060089
>>384060064
WOOOHOOOOOO

>Pull my Switch off it stand to play handheld
>100% battery
>play 3 games
>60% battery

Jesus fug

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>16 splats with rollrer against cake fags
LOW

>>384060321
>he thinks rollers are op
is this your first splatoon game?

>>384060004
Friend request sent

>>384060367

1796

>>384060127
>Every single game against Ice Cream shitters has been a complete 80%/13% curbstomp
Nice false flag, Ass Cream

the wifi on the switch is so bad jesus fuck.

i feel like cancelling my preorder if i i have to goddamn be in the same room as my router

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Feels good being on the right team, lads.

>Whole team of rollers V whole team of rollers
That was fucking something.

>>384060453
Yes

>>384060491

Lobbies up, get in here!

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>>384060181
>>384060127
This happens for both teams every splatfest. I always win almost every game no matter if I am on the winning team or not. You are probably both just good at the game.

>>384060516
That's a Popsicle, anon

>>384060515
or maybe get a new router?

I want to rape the negro octopussy

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>playing as a girl inkling
>I'm actually a boy

Dohoho, tehehe

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>>384060321

AH AHAHAHHAHAHA he thinks roller are good!!!!!!!

>saw the the first person using the roller on vertical mode

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>>384060367
1941.9

>>384060115
Sent. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!

>>384060606
never had that problem on wii u

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>Cake vs. Cake game

I haven't seen a single cakefag so far, literally every match has been ice cream vs ice cream

assmaster plz join

>>384060653
Literally everyone plays female

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>>384059316
Is she a Kid or a Skeleton?

>>384060660
>>384060479

The joke is that having a roller on your team means you're with a shitter.

All you need to do is claim the middle with the sniper and it's over.

>>384054581
When the final splatfest comes around, it won't even be close which member of off the hook wins.

>it's a team is afraid to leave spawn episode

>>384060115
someone bailed we need one more you skinny bitches

>>384060606
my router is fine you retarded faggot. it works with every other piece of technology i own including the PS4 and its shitty wifi card.

the switch is just cheaply made.

>>384060159

YEAH NO SHIT FUCK FACE,BUT YOU CAN STILL GET INTO THE ENEMY CAMP!


MOST STAGES ARE MADE TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING TO MUCH WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS

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>>384058950
Splatting not only an ice cream nerd but a rollerfag is the best feeling ever.

>>384060515
I had to open some ports. If it's a weak signal some people have had success turning bandwidth to 20Mhz only.

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Who 80% win club here?

Post your Highest Ice Cream Power

>1972.4

>>384060516
Yeah you're right, Cake is dominating