Oblivion

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-be me
-Imperial city homeless person
-Some random walks up with no shirt
-Starts talking to me
-He is actually a cool guy
-Asks me how to join the thieves guild
-Why not tell him
-Decide to tell him
-He immidietly stops talking to me and stands there from 12 pm to 11pm
-Ok that's fucking weird
-He starts moving again
-He suddenly brings out 8 bottles of skooma
-how did he afford 8 bottles of skooma?
-he brings out 100 scrolls
-what how
-while holding 100 scrolls drops his 8 bottles of skooma
-the 8 bottles of skooma turns into 100 bottles of skooma
-puts the scrolls in his pocket
-ok this is fucked
-he takes out 8 bottles
-he proceeds to drink all 8 bottles of skooma
-wtf how did he not die
-he is going 100 fucking miles an hour
-launches himself from a few steps and lands onto a roof
-wtf he is making paintbrushes float in midair
-he jumps on the floating paintbrush
-starts dropping more floating paintbrushes and jumping on them
-wtf he is building a paintbrush staircase
-He then jumps over the city walls
-what did I just see
-look around
-no one else is faded by it
-go back to sleep
-check my pockets to see if I still have my 6 gold coins
-mfw he pickpocketed me and took my stuff