>why do you always play as the girl characters anon?

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>>384006535
>Actually that's a guy

>>384006535
>I just really like girls

>>384006535
Because I am attracted to girls

Because i wanna be someone cute!

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>>384006535
because I like cute things.


Unless the game has a romance feature filled with the brim of busty MILFs I rather play a grill

Because the type of ass that I stare at for the entire game is important, etc. etc.

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girls can't play as girl characters

>>384008089
>Because the type of ass that I stare at for the entire game is important

If the only thing you can focus on is ass you have a problem Mijo.

>>384006535
I don't.

because girls are better to look at

because i want to be a girl and i want to wear retarded clothes meanwhile tyrome give me from behind.

>>384006535
because you are either a girl or closeted homosexual. One of my friends is gay, he always plays female characters.

Sorry Anon

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Instead of the regular shitposting in this template thread, why don't instead you post about what kind of female characters you like to make in games.

>>384008836
this is true.

>but muh ass

Girls always have better clothing options, no exceptions.

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>>384009126
Came to post this

Aesthetics

Cause in fallout they give you a perk.

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>>384006535
Fuck off I literally only do this in MMOs to get free shit from Betas and white knights.

>>384009312
But Monster Hunter IS the exception, boys get awesome armor sets too.

>>384009869
I can't believe betas STILL fall for this in 2017.

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>>384006734
>I just really like girls
This tbqhwy

>>384006535
I like to create female characters in MMOs which appeal to my aesthetic tastes. Watching the special snowflake overdone character designs running around makes me puke, so I just make one that suits my tastes instead.

Because I feel like I was always supposed to be a girl.

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>>384006535
Because I'm a lonely loser who will die alone and I like to make the sort of heroic, strong, badass girl I would like to meet in real life, and then fantasize about her before I drift into the abyss of sleep, hoping to never wake up.

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>>384010061
It has become harder with the influx of actual voice verified females but some still fall for it.

It's a dying art though.

>>384009126
you are gay if you think that

>>384010185
>>384006734
gays

>>384010615
at least this retard is honest with himself you are actually gay

>>384006535
My friend does this, he often asks me and others to kiss him.
What a fag.

>>384008294
look I already don't get laid, let me stare at fictional asses all day long if I want okay

>>384006535
>>384006734

Arin? Is that you?

>>384006535
simple equation

>fun gameplay
vs
>fun gameplay+cute girl ass

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>play as a girl if I can
>jerk it exclusively to yuri
>have a bf
What did I mean by this?

Do girls play as guys in mmorpgs? How come they aren't belittled for it?

>>384006535
Because I want to be a girl but I know that I will never be one.

>>384011030
all the time

>>384011030
Sometimes but only fat girls play as male

same goes for guys only fat guys play as female

>>384006535
because i can

>>384006535
Because Japanese games only allows for effeminate girls or effeminate males. If I could just be allowed to play as big, manly, muscular men like western games, then it wouldn't be an issue.

>>384006535
The girls are cuter than the guys

>>384006535
Because you are a sad /v/irgin who's only chance to have a girl around him besides his mother, is hoping for the almost infinitesimally small chance to talk to the character.

>>384006535
>Used to only play girl characters and people thought I was a fag
>realised I was actually gay and a barafag
>Now I only play burly men and people think I'm straight
Like poetry

>>384010008
Also true, but I still feel that females overall get better-looking armour.

>>384008839
Futanari is weak. Go all the way or go home

>>384006535
>I hit random

daily reminder only fat guys/ugly guys play as female

>>384006734
The only correct answer

I used to play as male on fallout nv. Id go to the outpost and kill everyone by decapitation and line up all the female heads Then fap furiously.
>childhood memorys

>>384008089
>its a first person game

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>>384011820
>only fat guys/ugly guys play as female

>>384006535
I wish I was one but I accept I never will be so I indulge in video games in that way

Wonder if these threads made by people who want to find a proper reason to play as a girl (because they are too beta to have their own opinion) or is it just some faggots that tried to get a chick for themselves in mmo just to face the hard ass truth that they hit a guy, so they're butthurt as all seven hells right now.

>>384012319
and this picture proves it

>>384012319
Exactly.

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girls commuting acts of violence is my fetish


especially when it's committed against innocents

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This thread is proof that anime causes mental illness

>>384010714
>at least this retard is honest with himself you are actually gay
>fantasize about a girl he would like meet in real life
>gay

loser yes
gay no

>>384006535
Because I pick characters that represent me and that's never a male character. I don't like men in any form desu, if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian.

>>384011820
is that the new narrative? Before it was only gays play as girls

>>384012697
>a billion people playing as girls in wow and other western mmorpgs
>b-b-but anime

>>384012319
>>384011820

>>384012697
game

>>384006535
>Females get slut armor
>"lol okay faggot"

>>384006646
best boy

>>384006535
i want to be fashionable but im not a fag

>>384013181
Superpower 2

>>384012319
>fat
check
>neckbeard
check
>ugly
check
>gay iphone
check

lol

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>not wanting to play dress up with a cute girl

>>384006535
Because boys always bullied me as a kid, so now I want to be the girl.

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>>384013452
This, dress up is fun.

Because I'm a sissy boy faggot!

female chars are way better looking/had way more time spent developing them

>>384014037
Why?

>>384013452
>>384014037
hows the hormones going tim?

>>384014037
see it's not hard.

I dont.

>>384014818
>all those dress-up flash porn games were actually for gay poeple

relly gets me thingken

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>>384006535
why are you play as a morbidly obese girl anon?

>It.. it's funny

>>384014818
>liking to look at girls in appealing clothing is gay
I should be dressing up guys instead?

>>384008089
this argument is lame as fuck.

>>384015534
>tfw no obese drake in Uncharted 4 thanks to sjw
NoFunAllowed.JPEG

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>>384006535
>game let's me decide character gender
>only straight romance

>>384015534
>me in Saints Row

>>384006535
Because I like looking at women. [Spoiler]And the idea of a strong woman who is equally as capable as men gets me hard as diamonds[/spoiler].

>group of 8 friends in XIV
>of the 8, only me and one other play as dudes
>the rest talk about how pretty their catgirls and lizardgirls are
>constantly
>get extremely vain and care only about dressing up in cute clothes
>when one of them tells another that their clothes look bad, they get way more worked up about it than they should, legitimately get angry with each other
>become increasingly passive aggressive towards each other to the point that conversation including them is just awkward

>playing as girls has given them all the worst traits of women, while keeping all the worst traits of men

This shit is a mental illness. Good for you if you just want some nice tits and ass to check out while you play and avoid this kind of shit.

>>384012697
Dont scapegoat anon, liking anime is an effect, not a cause.

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>>384020958
>>the rest talk about how pretty their catgirls and lizardgirls are
>>constantly
>>get extremely vain and care only about dressing up in cute clothes
>>when one of them tells another that their clothes look bad, they get way more worked up about it than they should, legitimately get angry with each other
>>become increasingly passive aggressive towards each other to the point that conversation including them is just awkward

>>384006535
i dont

>>384020958

The hen-pecking of Lizards and cats in XIV is awful. Though now I see a similar level of machismo chest-thumping among the lizard men too.

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>>384017549
>Complaining about /ss/

>>384006535
because I want to be a girl but I don't want to be mentally ill person. I keep the cross dressing in the bedroom only.

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post more hado art

>>384022763
>I don't want to be mentally ill person
>cross dressing
Anon...

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>>384022906

>>384006535
if it is an anime game I will play as a girl
if its a 3DPD simulator I will play as a male

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>>384006535
I wish I was a girl but I'm not mentally ill enough to be a dick chopping tranny so I just play girl characters in some games. I know I'm a guy and I'm not a fag, but life would have been so much better if I were born a girl instead.

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Jokes on you I don't

>>384023247
Shouldn't have drunk all that tap water

>>384023472
Not once have I seen this pepe before.

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>>384006535
Because she is bandicute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rs5efQl8SE

>>384023491
Huh?

>>384023613
He's implying that drinking too many estrogen mimicking chemicals in tap water made him want to be a girl.

>>384023741
and the jailer man and sailor sam?

>>384024713
good song

>>384006535
It's the only time I'm able to see girls.

>>384012319
you a cute

>>384023558

Skeet did nothing wrong

>>384006535
Because I'm gay.

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>>384012730
my nigga

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>>384025190
>>384023558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbBgx0BEuuI

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>all these people who self insert
Just pick fun

>>384011326
>big, manly, delicious muscular men
ftfy, you gigantic faggot

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>>384006535
Because it's kawaii and fun ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkg21XFtJ2U

>>384006535
Only if the girl is cute or a loli is playable.

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>game magically transforms you into a cute loli in real life

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>>384026970
Name one game that does this

>>384026325
You have been shilling your shit every thread fuck off

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>>384027229

>>384011820
I'm a thin beautiful bishie.

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>>384006535
Because I get no respect.

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>>384027229
After you beat Paper Cirno you'll wake up the next morning transformed into your favorite touhou! It's true!

I like being cute.

Why isn't this fucking thread bannable on sight yet?

Because I think it's more humiliating for the opponent if they're beaten by a cute girl.

>>384006535
Because I wish I was a cute girl.

>>384011015
>I thought it was the pussy

kek'd p hard

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>>384028549
Mate, this board was built on bonding over the fact that we can't be cute girls.

>>384028549
Y'know mods will ban you for these kinds of posts

>>384027956
Can confirm, am Yukari now

>>384006535
They're cute! C U T E !

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>>384006535
Because I like girls but I can't have them
That's why OP

Female characters in games and anime perfectly combine femininity (cute, pretty, sexy) with masculinity (strong, confident, capable), and that is my ideal self. Yuri also makes me happier than anything in the world.
I wish I was a lesbian.

>>384008089
>CTRL+F "ass"
Obligatory "if you stare at your character's ass all day you can't play the game"

>>384006535
somebody has to do it

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>>384027956
>Paper Cirno
I NEED THIS

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>you will never become a cute girl
>you will never have a cunny
>you will never have your childhood friend come inside you
>you will never have your childhood friend take responsibility
>you will never become a mommy

>>384006535
Cus I'm a trap who enjoys a bit of self insert.

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Girls have a better aesthetic then men when done right imo

People that like macho male characters are Bara-fags in disguise.

Because i want to be a girl
>tfw

>>384006535
Because I don't want to look at a guy's ass for the entire game

>>384030327
You're not very sane

>>384030327
I would rather make yuri babies with my female childhood friend

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>>384006535
because i like to play as a girl sometimes, sometimes as a dude, sometimes as a travesti, sometimes as a loli. I just like to change and have more diversity in my gameplay, thats all

i love cute girls!

>>384032831
They make me feel so good
They don't care about my one-way mirror
Well, they're not frightened by my cold exterior

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Is it anime that poisons the mind or are the mentally ill simply attracted to anime? I feel like it's the former. Much like in the furfag community, (which is ironically intertwined with animefandom) "moderate" animefags consist of people who only recently got into fandom or only have a very superficial liking towards it (see the ironic weeb trend). Anime seems to slowly degenerate the physique until you end up like this emotionally scarred man >>384030327, and/or potentially worse.

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>>384006535
I like magic and my wife is a witch so I like to make homages to her.

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>>384006535
Because I wish I was a girl.

>>384033708
Anime is the only medium that has achieved true aesthetic perfection. Beholding its unbelievable beauty can mindbreak you a little bit, similar to a Lovecraftian horror

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>>384035256
hmmmmmmmmm...

That could explain an animefans unending lust for increasingly vile and unhygienic acts such as guro or scat. The desensitisation of a population towards such heinous topics could lead us to some interesting.... results..... hmmmmmm..... very fascinating.

>>384006535
because I'm a girl duh

Because I don't self insert with the main character. I think of them as more of the protagonist of a story. And I just prefer the way they look.

>>384006535
I like looking at and controlling girls.

>>384011015
How do people like that survive?

>>384017549
>start out in Mass Effect as femshep
>Grow to like Tali, decide to try Tali romance
>Have to start over and switch to male shep
>End up deciding the Tali romance is boring
>Have to start over again
I probably played through ME2 around 4 times before I was happy with how everything worked out.