Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

>>383995263
well aside from a pikachu, those two cute motherfuckers are a pretty good choice.

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Pic related, it's both a pet and a house plant

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>>383995263
This one

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Absol.

electrike

>>383995263
Gardevoir as a pet sex slave

>>383995691
>>383995598
I want to fuck both of these.

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>>383995263
Probably a Porygon-Z
Likely very little in the cleaning department, doesn't make any sort of scent, can live in my computer and help me with shit

Basically any of the ghosts.

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>>383995263
Honestly if i lived in a Pokemon world i would only ever capture them to keep as pets.
And get an actual job.
Id only let them battle if they realy realy want to.

>>383995263
I wouldn't be too picky, anything that wanted to stick around I'd be happy with.

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>>383995263
>momma's boy
>depressed and sad
>plays with a bone

we'd get along great

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Any of these three will do.

>>383996109
Espeon best eeveelution

Give me a Girafarig, Tyrunt/Tyrantrum, and/or Lapras.

Male Nidoran, Turtwig, Blitzle, Vulpix, and a few others are also acceptable.

>>383996278
My favorite pokemon back in the first gen days.

>>383996346
Same here, man. Always really liked Cubone and Marowak. Munchlax is another favorite. Spent forever on Pearl trying to get one to spawn on the Honey Tree things. Remember being at my Grandmother's early in the morning and finally caught one.

Good times.

>>383995263
Milotic all the way

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I'd have multiple pets but if it's just one it's good old Raichu.

sucky sucky jinx

>>383995263
depends, will it act like a pokemon from the anime, or like another dumb animal irl?

if first joltic, if second none of them, they would probably kill me just by playing

None.
It would be inhumane to force a sentient being to spend time with me.

>>383995263
Palkia or Celebri so I can go back in past and prevent myself from being born.

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>>383995263

>Low maintenance
>Only thing in the house that can hurt it is the stove
>Easy to clean
>Affectionate
>Don't have to feed

Shedinja is the perfect pet.

>>383996842
I like this idea

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>>383995263
My boy Totodile.

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I am sure I will regret my choice after hearing how much noise this fucker probably makes.

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>>383995263
Altaria. Cuddly and adorable, plus I can fly anywhere with it. Basically a first class plane that I can sleep on.

>>383996994
every
single
time
it moves its arms, anon
it has those sweet built in maracas
throw a fiesta
or twenty

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Sylveon > everything else

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>>383995263
Torchic

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Sandshrew

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>>383995263

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Don't lewd your pets
You wouldn't do the same to a chihuaha would you?

>>383997316
>You could tell Ditto to turn into whatever you want to fuck

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Sableye. He'd be cool to hang out with. I'd call him Marvin

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>>383997431
chihuahuas are not magical otherworldly creatures

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Just 1

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>>383997624
Dido is also able to literally mate whit every Pokemon.
I dont think fucking one is safe unless you want to get actual children.
I am not even sure how that would turn out.

>>383997624
that's the point

>>383997769
You wouldn't have to worry about that unless you kept Ditto in a humanoid female shape and there's no way Ditto could sustain a transformation for nearly nine months straight, so nothing to worry about there

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i want to hug mimikyu

>>383997769
Isn't it the case in the games that the baby will be the same Pokemon as the mother?

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>>383995263
>Have a cat that snuggles up when you play vidya
>Have a dog that follows you when you go for a jog
>Have your mom at night in your bed to fuck her

Only right answers is this.

>>383995263
One that can use surf and fly. I'm if there are any like this

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>>383997234
>could pick fire dog or electric dog or fucking psychic dog
>picks gay dog
Tell us how you really feel.

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>>383995263
Lopunny.

>>383995443
good taste. leafeon is a cute plantfox thing.
espeon and/or growlithe would be fine too.

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>>383997931
Still knowing your child is literally an organism only marginal more intelligent than a monkey (i assume Pokemon dont have human level intelligence) and looks like an animal would be kinda psychologically damaging.

Only attractive thing i can assume about people who like Pokemon way to much is the idea they are somewhat more inelegant than a dog or a monkey are not animals so its not exactly zoo and its consequence free.

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>>383998343
But its not gay if its a female.

>>383995443
>pet that survives on water and sun
Would be nice.

>>383998972
>and then dies because the ph of the water was off

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>>383997398
why is pokémon so comfy, friends? I just want to live in the pokémon world and make friends with them and fight other trainers together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9KFynxBpA

>>383999190
It's like I'm really raising fish!

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>>383999396
same

A nurse pokemon because she'd take of every need I'd have.

>>383999532
Someone had a riot when designing aolan exeggutor.

Only a normal type that's small like eevee, maybe a magikarp because they can't attack. If you think a puppy tearing up a couch is bad imagine if it could burn the place down or cause severe water damage.

>>383995263
Nebby

>>383998880
pokemon seem borderline or straight up sapient at times. TRs Meowth can talk, and what comes out of his mouth sounds pretty human to me so they are CAPABLE of such thinking for sure, at least some of them

and then there's the whole people having married pokemon thing.. the consent-based arguements don't seem so valid, but there's still the whole trainer/pet relationship and the objective fact it'd still be interspecies sex to make it iffy to say the least.

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>he wouldn't grip flareon by his big fluffy mane while pounding his ass

Disgusting.

>>384000238
I dunno about Flareon, but be it with a singular pokemon or a team, in such cases I would always be the pitcher
Even if the Pokemon is fairly bigger than I am

lopunny, gardevoir, Meloetta, a litwick to hang out with. The rest are for the obvious.

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I would honestly take any as a pet, but if i had my own free choice it would be zorua no question

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this guy right here
my sleep schedule is eternally fucked up by my work hours, so having a nocturnal bro would be neat despite the poisonous sweat or whatever

Tepig because it's very faithful

>>384000238
No moves

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>not wanting a pet that can make earthquake-like vibrations

>>384000238
i don't think sticking your dick in a fire type is a good idea anon. especially not Flareon

>>384000523

The only reason anyone would take Flareon is for hardcore ass pounding. No serious trainer would use it to fight. Hence why Flareon owners would use it as a signal between each other to show they really, REALLY love pokemon.

>>384000608

Fire types can maintain normal temperatures at will.

>>384000238
I'm more of a "let my flareon shove his knot up my ass" kind of guy to be honest