stupid shit

>>383991365
what game

>>383991365
>stockholm syndrome victim aware of his own situation
nah that's ok

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>>383991479
shop heroes

>all the people giving it bad reviews have 500+ hours
>all the positive ones are 20+

>>383991365
There are lots of games I became addicted to that I could not recommend though.

>>383991365
>addiction to terrible things does not exist

>>383991654
>not seeing the merit in this

A person who has played a game for more hours will know more about it.

>>383991365
Look at it this way: would you recommend coming to /v/?
You probably have a lot more than a thousand hours on record.

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>>383993429
dam. you blew my mind

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>>383993429

>>383991365
what's stupid
>>383993429
yes tho
in fact I have to restrain myself from recommending it on reddit

>>383993429
I saw that post on /r/4chan too!

>>383991365
steam has some of the most autistic people on the planet as it's userbase. What did you expect?

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where is he now

>>383991365
>Play game when it's good
>It got updates that made the game worse
>Not recommend it because it wasn't good as before

This is common sense peopl

After 700 hours on a game and finally earning every achievement I really want to write a review, but I can't find a way to write it without sounding like a faggot or a redditor.
Why can't I just recommend a game without posting a review?

>game is great and then goes to shit after a big update that changes too much


What's her name?

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>>383994740
If this isn't a joke review, I think that person needs help.

>>383994953
You're right, he should've given it a thumbs up.

>>383993830
>going to Reddit
Get out.

>>383994951
At the moment, Shadowverse.

Wonderland Dreams turned out to be worst than the previous expansion.

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>>383995037
>while you are playing...
>double jump

>>383991802
They are just bored of it and need to move on

>>383995037
>play the sequel instead
>don't read the instructions
>don't be afraid to play on easy

>>383995087
>using Super Metroid to hawk this fucking garbage opinion
AAAAANNNNGGGGEEEERRRRRR

>>383991365
>An addict admits that what he's playing is a dopamine fueled skinner box nightmare.

Nah that person is a good dude.

>>383995037
>If a game is condescending towards you for playing on easy, turn it off and return it.
Is this the retard who wrote the HLD review? lmao

>>383995087
>>383995037
please stop posting
it hurts real bad

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>>383995037
>If you're struggling, mute the sound

>>383994934

Just keep it short and simple then. Write about the pros and cons, and if you'd recommend it in it's current state. Maybe even include some important info you feel a new player should know when getting into the game that would increase their enjoyment but not spoil anything.

>>383991802
>A person who has played a game for more hours will know more about it.
This
As someone who spends hundreds of hours in multiplayer games, saying that a game is good before experiencing everything it has to offer, including unique situations, for a while, is just blind praise.

>>383994934
Game recommendations were actually a thing on steam once too. Nobody is sure why they were removed.

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>>383995271
Something to cheer you up anon

>>383995087
I love how Ian Miles Cheong is supposed to be "our guy" now. Just because he flip-flopped video game politics doesn't mean his credibility came back.

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>>383995037
>play on easy
>if you feel like a chump for playing on easy, give up
>oh and while you are at it savescum for best outcomes
Damnit anon, I just woke up and now I am at full rage. Look what you've done.

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>>383993429

>>383995373
FUCK

>>383995292
I know it sounds weird, but I do that too

>>383991365
Long hours are not stupid in an age where updates are plentiful and can instantly ruin what was an otherwise good game.

>>383995528
So many games have specific sound queues though, especially ones where you'd "focus on the action".

>>383995087
>Boss fights don't test a player's mastery of mechanics.
>Boss fights need midfight checkpoints
Video games should never have gotten an eternal september.

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>>383993429

>>383991365
Not really stupid.
With 1,000+ hours put into that game he'd know more than someone who only put about 20 hours into it, guys like that are usually the best to listen to especially when it comes to buying multiplayer based games.

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>>383991365
Fuck Paradox

>>383993429
I wouldn't recommend the internet aside from communication with loved ones and research of relevant information.

Any recreational activity on the Internet is for sheep. Just kill me and and this nightmare.

>>383995335
If you invest 500 hours into a game don't you think the game is good? Calling it bad afterwards is oxymoron.

>>383995669
lol I wish you were never born, I've been living longer than you and I can tell you're worthless and fucking dumb as dirt

>>383995606
Wake me up when September ends.

>>383995575
Sure but if it was an irritating soundtrack or an npc saying the same shit, it helps me focus more if they're off

>>383993429
I would totally recommend people coming to all 4chan boards if I didn't mind newfags shitting up the place.

>>383995751
False equivalence

>>383995751
If he was younger than you he wouldn't be able to type.

>>383995557

Is this real?

>>383995710
Absolutely not. Tons of people have spent way more time than that on games like Runescape yet are content with calling it shit and explaining why.

>>383995512
I really wish the LGBT community would just sod off to the middle-east and start their fight over there.

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>>383995680
>buying Paradox DLCs

>>383995037
Three recommendations in and I'm already mad, hell the first one alone made me really mad.

These people should not be allowed to breathe.

>>383995990
Yes. There was a tremendous amount of shill damage control for the ending to ME3.

>>383996008
But Runescape has updates that completely changed the playing field. It's like shitting on WoW because of Cataclysm. Burning Crusade is still great regardless and that's what is important.

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>>383995037
>If you can, play the game on PC
the only right answer

>>383995710
Not after 500 hours, but I think after 100-150 it's reasonable.

>>383996127
Unless it's Nier:Automata or some other completely botched console port abandoned by devs shortly after release.

>>383993429
Show me some other site where I can get semi decent discussion quickly, and I'll go there

>>383996113
>Burning Crusade is still great regardless and that's what is important.
But you can't review WoW by recommending TBC to the new player. There's no longer an option to play it officially, only the game in its current butchered state.

>>383995710
That's in the general range of what I wasted on Skyrim, which is objectively a bad game.
You're not obligated to like shit just because you ate it for two years. You definitely don't have to shill it to others.

>>383996168
>completely botched console port abandoned by devs shortly after release.

so, PC games.

>>383993429
And? I shitpost while I play

>>383996368

>"hey dude whatcha doing?"
>"eating shit"
>"......what?"
>" I'm eating shit. Have been for the passed 2 years"
>"do....do you like eating shit?"
>"no"
>"have you considered that maybe you could eat something else? something you would enjoy?"
>"hmmm maybe but let me finish my shit first"

>>383996168
Nier Automata runs better than the console version though..

>>383991508
>this
Some faggot with less than 100 hours recommending a game is the cancer.

>>383996546
You never know if one day the shit you're eating will have a gold nugget in it.

>>383991508
when you think about it life is just one big case of stockholm syndrome

>>383996546
But what if it becomes tasty a 100 hours in? That's what people on /v/ told me

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>>383991365
Not as stupid as pic related

>>383995014
Good movie desu

>>383996660
At that point you are having artificial fun, not real fun.

>>383996548
lol

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>>383996757
What fucking game holy shit

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>>383993429
Yeah I would recommend it, then I can get people to samefag my posts acting shocked just like you did

>>383994953
It's probably just one of those cases where a person only gave it a review because a recent patch made him mad.

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>>383991365
>play game for 500 hours
>enjoy it
>leave negative review with some dumb complaints just to fish for comments

>>383996364
>But you can't review WoW by recommending TBC to the new player
Why not? It's not illegal to recommend playing on private servers even as a journalist.

>>383996368
So a product gave you hundreds of hours to entertain you and it's bad? I don't get it. I never played Skyrim because I think it's bad from the get go but my point still stands.

>>383996805
Ran the game with an i7-6850k and GTX 1080, solid 60 for the whole playthrough. It being a bad console port is a meme and you fell for it.

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>>383996808
Don't know, sorry. Will keep the name of the game in the filename if I find more.

But I think it might be the evil within.

>>383996831
>>383993429
These are both my posts by the way.

>>383996976
>need a 1080 to get 60 fps on a game that looks like it's been made for x360/ps3
lmao

>>383997010
This has to be an ironic comment.

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>>383995373
>Why on earth would I live there?

>>383997043
>t-the game is a botched console port and runs like shit!
Is it? Ran perfectly fine for me.
>y-you needed a 1080! that's cheating!
Nice moving goalposts faggot.

Enjoy your fps dips peasant.

>>383996896
>Why not? It's not illegal to recommend playing on private servers even as a journalist.
Not saying it's illegal but you're leaving a review on an official store where you can buy only the inferior version of the game. And it's probably against the store rules to recommend pirating an older version of a single player game ruined by shitty balance changes and DLC gouging.

>>383995373
Even Phil Fish blew him up, haha damn

>>383997175
It isn't necessarily illegal to do things that are against the law.

>>383997160
Damn, you're autistic.
>hehe I bought a shitty console port XD
>i-it's not optimized?? who cares if the devs don't give a shit about pc and that I need a 1080 to play a game that looks and runs worse than a game from 2011 XD p-poorfag btfo
Fucking retarded consumercuck cunt. You are the reason PC gets shitty ports.

>>383997369
I haven't run into any shitty PC ports yet though, every single game I've encountered that has been ported to PC has run at 60 fps minimum.

>>383996896
>So a product gave you hundreds of hours to entertain you and it's bad? I don't get it. I never played Skyrim because I think it's bad from the get go but my point still stands.
I'm not him, but what if you play a game for about 200 hours and you reach the conclusion that it's riddled with some serious problems? If you decide to stop there or even a bit later, you're basically ending your experience on a very sour note. The game offered some entertainment, but suddenly you can't look over it's problems that you were ignorant to or you even ignored before that realization.

>>383997465
most double fine games
dark souls
most final fantasies
some GTAs
bully
brink

>>383997465
>I haven't run into any shitty PC ports yet though, every single game I've encountered that has been ported to PC has run at 60 fps minimum.
Speaking of bad ports - try Saints Row 2. The FPS is still occasionally dipping into 40s during free roam even when running the game modded on the system with i7 CPU, GTX1080 and an SSD

>>383996695
This would be better it I could tell what game it is

>>383997735
All of those work fine for me.

>>383997743
Saints Row 2 worked fine as well.

>>383997465
If you want to play a shitty optimized game, not a pc port go try PUBG. Even with a 1080ti the game can't hit 30 on the highest settings.

>>383997880
reading comprehension yo. you said 60 fps minimum every port-from-console you've played. all the ones I mentioned are 30-locked and most not unlockable.

>>383997883
that's not true anon


t. 1080ti owner

>>383997883
PUBG is an early access meme. Don't buy into that dogshit.

>>383997991
You must have a lot of shit open in your background or you damaged your card. Sucks to be you friend.

>>383998053
can you read?

>>383997964
>not unlockable
lmao

>>383998078
No.

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>>383994942
thank you for that. My life is shit right now, but atleast I'm not anthony burch

>>383998053
are you retarded? he claimed to be getting GOOD framerate with his 1080ti.

>>383995037
>playing on easy
dirty fucking heathens

>>383997743
>Saints Row 2
>dipping into 40s
You lucky bastard. On my machine, it would frequently dip to 20s.
Eventually I just stopped playing it and skipped to SR3.

>>383997964
Games that are FPS locked to 30 are shit games. Don't buy them.

>>383998129
I wouldn't claim it to be "good" for the visual fidelity provided, but I don't think I ever saw it dip below 70.

As a 144hz user, I obviously can't accept that, but it's not whatever that sub 30 hyperbole poser was saying.

>>383998217
Whats the point of even having such high framerates if your monitor can only output 60fps?

>>383998273
too obvious

>>383998186
I feel your pain. The game itself if pretty good but it's wrapped up in so much port-related nonsense. Hell, some optimization guides recommend editing stuff in Windows folder, messing up with indexing service and even patching up BIOS. This is where I draw the line, I'd rather suffer shitty framerate than risk fucking up my system permanently.

>>383998358
If you have Saints Row 2 on Steam use the "-dontrunlikeshit" launch parameter to make it run flawlessly.

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>>383995037
>play the latest numerical game first
hmmm

>>383998548
That game was alright outside of the parts that were dogshit.

>>383991365
>ripping the quote out of context

are you from Fox Network or something? Post the full review, faggot

>>383996572
what if the game is shorter than 100 hours and has no replayability value, but is still good fun?

>>383998747
Depends on the game, in some cases what you experienced wasn't real fun but artificial fun.

>>383996695
>some old ass game user has played before steam
k

>>383997775
probably resident evil

>>383995037
>Don't be afraid to play on easy
Fucking casuals.

>>383993429
haha, put me on the r/4chan post guys! xD

>>383994740
No, that seems pretty accurate.

>>383995373
You know something's gone horribly wrong when Phil fucking Fish is correct.

>>383998787
>artificial fun

dude, there's literally no objectively good factors to define any piece of man-made creation objectively good, so stop spewing oxymorons.

>>383998787
kekd

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>>383993429
I think I've had enough /v/ for today.

>>383999089
>dude, there's literally no objectively good factors to define any piece of man-made creation objectively good

Proof?

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>>383997010
Robots are among us.

>>383993429
i like /v/

>>383999454
No they aren't. Stupid fucking human.

>>383999510
no you dont

>>383999149
ez - i like They Breathe and 140, another anon would call it shit indie trash.
I like Pathologic, Borderlands, another would call those unplayable clunky garbage and shitty grindfest, designed by arrogant cunts.

Many fucking love Dwarf Fortress, I would not touch it with a 10 foot pole, because of unspeakable complexity.

Saying that you like game X (say, Fallout 1) and hear 1-100 anons agreeing with you doesn't mean it's objectively good, because there are thousands of people find this game boring as shit and waste of time.

The only tangential proof of objectivity of good taste might be roughly defined as such: if you have read and enjoyed Solaris/Steel Rat, you will very unlikely find some books, like Harry Potter or 50 Shades of Grey enjoyable.

The only objectively important task any piece of creativit must conjure in reader/viewer/player is empathy for the characters/yourself

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>>383999525

>>383999565
Can you prove that you actually like these things though and that your affection isn't artificial?

>>383997028
>>383996831
>>383993429
all me

>>383998787
Artificial fun is better than real fun, being an adult means accepting this fact.

>>383999671
fuck off

>>383999761
Not necessarily, some people like real sugar, some like artificial. It's preference.

>new game is released
>look up reviews
>all the reviews are 0.8 hours to 1.6 hours saying the game is great/shit
I fucking hate what steam has become.

>>383993429
fuck you

>>383999793
Not an argument.

>>383995557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnARYYoAtqg

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>>383995037
>If the game you're about to play has a numbered sequel, play the sequel.
I'm already beyond mad.

>>383999852
Why are you looking up steam reviews on a game that came out less than a day ago then?
Fucking moron.

>>383993429
For video game discussions, no. For shitposting and console wars, yes.

>>384000408
To maybe find one of the literal hundreds of people that received the game early and maybe put more than fucking 90 minutes into the game before dumping their review to continue getting free shit.

Use your brain before you respond you stupid monkey-faced trash heap.

>>383993429
The story and graphics fucking suck, but the gameplay is truly astonishing and you get a sense of character looking at the shitposts and flamewars. 6/10.

>>384000387
This sometimes be right though.


Street Fighter 2
MvC2
Final Fantasy III
Megaman 2
Jedi Knight 2
Gothic 2


I will never understand autists who need to play games in order

>>383994829
He prolly racked up most of those hours before the devs shat the bed. That's why you see reviews with a shit ton of hours with not recommended reviews.

>>383995118
what a beautiful specimen, would bang

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I don't play games to have fun. I play games to kill time in my miserable life.

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>download a game
>AVG wont let me install it because "its a virus"
whom do i trust? does ISOzone have much viruses? trying to get RE2 PC

>>384001041

You should try playing games for fun. I think you'll find that things will be more fun then.

>>384000761
I'll just go ahead and play mgsv and miss the point of the whole fucking game.
I'll just go ahead and play MvC3 and enjoy the complex fighting system
I'll just go ahead and play FF15 and miss out on every good final fantasy that was before it
I'll just go ahead and play witcher 3 and miss a shitton of story beats
Should I go on or did you get the point you massive fucktard?

>>384000761
But that advice would lead to people playing Street Fighter 5, MvC 3, Final Fantasy 15, Megaman 10 and Gothic fucking 4.

All of which are vastly inferior to the ones you listed.

>>384001641
>I'll just go ahead and play MvC3 and enjoy the complex fighting system

Yeah you would have a harder time starting off with MvC2 or MvC1.


>I'll just go ahead and play FF15 and miss out on every good final fantasy that was before it

Yeah it plays different from every other FF game and has it's own standalone story. People who like ARPGs are going to like FFXV over FFXIII or FFVII. None of the FFs are good anyways

>>384001214
>AVG

>>384001641
The only MGS I've ever played is 5, I might have missed the point of the story but I played it mainly for the gameplay and enjoyed it.

I tried to play MGS1 but it was just too boring, I'm sure it was good at the time but now I can't enjoy old games anymore even those that I played as a kid like medievil or legacy of kain.

>>384002261
>AVG
should i get rid of it? is it like those anti-virus software that falseflag games as viruses?

>>384001214
>>384002395
iso zone is safe, delete avg, it's really worse than no anti-virus

>>384002049
All of those games except Gothic 4 are better than the first ones in the series

>>384002109
>Implying FFVI isn't the best of the breed
get out

>>384002565
And?
You're missing the fucking point. Blindly just always getting the sequel is a retarded line to follow

>>383994829
That sounds just like Overwatch.

>>383995037
Some of these are okay. Others make literally no sense. Starting off a game at the highest sequel number doesn't ensure you'll get the best experience all of the time. It could also work against you, if you like the series it will make it difficult as fuck to work backward.

I've put over 10k hours into WoW since launch. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Not current retail, private servers, even if they came out with legacy servers or if you had a time machine.

>>383993429
Yes, so others can be redpilled on these different video game series as I was.

>>384003192
That's nice of you, Anon. Trying to prevent other people from getting addicted like you.

>>384002501
This poster is a skinwalker. Do not believe his lies.

>>384001214
Delete AVG get bit defender

>>383994951
Team Fortress 2

>>384003749
this has to be fake, nobody is this stupid.

>>384004573
Poes law and shit man.

>>384002328
Literally end your life.

>>384003749
normalfags learning about ironic shitposting was a horrible thing

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>>384006219
The salt is real.

I'm not sure what's so hard to understand about "I'm new and I still suck." though.