>Game requires you walk into an obvious trap

what's he playing?

>>383988097
who is the guy on the left

>>383988097
>Game quest requires you to crush a unicorn with a boulder and watch in horror as his body explodes
runescape

>>383988518
he's a big dog

>>383988518
I'm no dog expert but that looks like a west highland white terrier

Why does he wear the hood?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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>>383988984
Pasta?

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Pokemon Go thread?

>>383988518
Baneji his dog

>>383988097
why does he wear the hood?

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>>383988984
>letting a post get to you this much
Go to bed dude

>>383988097
Never noticed the guitar and amp in this picture.
Is Aidan secretly Masketta Man?
https://maskettaman.bandcamp.com/music

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>>383989082
>>383989278
I'm being baited hard right now, aren't I?
You better be baiting me.

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>>383989278
>thinking pasta is unironic
roddit plz go
stop shitting up this website

>>383988938
maximum comfort

Try it some times.

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>>383988097
>game requires you to walk into an obvious trap
>you buff yourself
>you drink potions
>you set traps
>trap fight is in isolated location with all your buff removed

>You walked right into my trap

>>383988984
man you really need to get a grip and re-evaluate your life if you think taking off that long of a time from your day to post something like this

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>>383988097
why does he wear the hood???

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>>383989510
>>383989278
>>383989082

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>shoot your gun
>game thinks you threw an enemy out of the plane

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>game requires you be trap

>>383988097
Man I feel such pity for people who have rat-ish features. It must be the most disgusting look you can possibly have.

I mean I'm no beauty queen, but fuck me at least I don't look like a guy who'd steal your wallet at a strip club while sneering and rubbing his hands.

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>>383989510

>>383988097
Worst game for this was Mass Effect 2

>Haha yeah man just go into that extra large office that is laid out with health packs and staggered rows of desks. We'll give you Jack without a problem

All of you you guys just got Blitzed!

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>>383989601
You were clearly not pretending to be retarded anon.

>>383989667
he looks fine.

plus rats are cute. better than looking like a pig.

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>>383988454
MGS V

>>383988518
His dog Dash Dingo

>>383989952
Different strokes I guess.
That kinda face just makes me uncomfortable, I'd take being fat any day over lookin like that. At least you can lose weight.

>game requires you to get beaten up by a powerful black female with pretend QTEs because the idea that a WHITE MALE could outfight a powerful black female is too ridiculous even for video games.

>>383990015
White Men are objectively stronger than women, Men in general are objectively stronger the women.

>>383989898
says the anime poster.

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>to increase mass appeal, it's now an open world game

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>sequel to the game is an MMO

>>383988518
he's a good boy

>>383990119
That's not what Naughty Dog says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMcF8HRkjo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKO9DSia3vM

>>383990350
dindu nuffin

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>>383990156
You're acute in your observations bravo.

>>383988984
Holy projection batman. Kill yourself autist.

>>383988097

>bundle up in winter clothing to play video games

do big guys really do this?

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>>383988097
>Your best friend is the villain

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Five years later and Baneposting still puts a smile on my face.

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>>383990523
2011 big guys do

>>383990567
I was on /tv/ when it all began, between baneposting and cunny generals it was all just a massive fucking shit show. I'm actually surprised that boards still a thing now, we shoulda just fucking got rid of it while we could.

>>383990627
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>383990565
>The villain becomes your best friend

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>>383988542
I knew exactly what you were talking about without looking at the spoiler

>>383990523
>a hoodie is now winter clothes
okay

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>>383990639
Good luck. A bunch of the /sp/ outlaws moved to /tv/ when the hammer came down. Why do you think they force so many memes nowadays?

>>383988097
>playing dark souls 1
>have 20 million souls on hand debating what to spend them on
>enter crystal cavern
>game requires you to die from an unkillable boss
>spawns you somewhere unknown
>die to bullshit there and lose 20 million souls

>>383990639
>tfw I was on /tv/ 10 years ago and it was actually a legit good board

>>383990875
I remember the good old days man, /tv/ used to be my home board and it got so bad I moved here. It's like moving from one pile of horseshit, to a warm pile of horseshit.

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>>383990639
/tv/ memes are objectively the best
After TDKR started the fire there was no going back.

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>383990819

autism?

>>383989489
>walk into obvious trap
>use buffs
>use all your items
>it was a scripted encounter where either you have to lose, or you can't win til some event happens
>can't get any of your items or mana back
>didn't save right before

>>383988984
somebody get this hothead out of here

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>the meme ends

>>383991130
>Walk into trap
>It's like, three dudes
>You murdered your way through a platoon or five to get here

>>383990701
>The villain becomes your lover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTwAMF6kLE

>>383991130
>walk into obvious trap
>he apologises profusely

>>383992014
Amusingly enough, Rune Factory 1 allows you to marry and even have a daughter with the main villain in postgame if you ignore all the other girls during maingame.

>>383991105
do you live in Florida or something?

>>383988938
no one cared about him until he put on the hood

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>>383989278
>>383989510
>>383990498
>>383991195

This is like an elaborate double bait right
it has to be right

>>383988097
thats a small doggo

>>383992892
For thine

>>383993185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c

>>383988097
P5

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>>383989647
>it's the part everybody goes the most apeshit over

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>>383989667
>fuck me
guess what nobody will

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>>383988097
>Game requires you walk into an obvious trap
Saves me having to chase the enemy down.

>>383988984
Did you actually type all that shit out? Dp you think anyones going to read all that crap? Lmao loser.