Good news, /v/! You've been appointed as president of burgerland, what will you do with your newfound power?
>before anyone asks, yes, you can nuke countries.
nuke russia and japan
Nuke Middle East and India
>BARS AT THE BOTTOM
>NEWS
>NSA
>SECRETARY OF STATE & DEFENSE
>PRESS SECRETARY
>DR PAVEL, IM CIA
>ECONOMIC ADVISOR
>SIDE BARS
>FROM HERE WE CAN.. NUKE COUNTRIES, MANIPULATE THE ECONOMY OF OTHER COUNTRIES, TRADE WITH THEM, CULTURAL DIFFUSION, SPY ON THEM! AND MUCH MORE!
lucky number today is 2
>>383984039
launch all nukes on Israel
>>383984482
5,000 NUKES ON ISRAEL! COMIN RIGHT UP!
>>383984735
and game over
>>383984824
Bring out the champagne
W-well shit, /v/, you've nuked Israel.. what now?
Lucky number is 1.
>>383985034
Nuke it again.
>>383985034
Sell nukes to Israel
>>383985034
Nuke China.
>>383985034
can we nuke ourselves? if we can, then we do
if not, then nuke france
>>383985131
I did this, then Israel nuked me, and I got assassinated.
Who's up for round 2?
Nuke Sweden
>>383985392
start the next game with selling nukes to zimbabwe
>>383985392
life imitates art, it seems
ROUND 2 TIME
>>383985392
Next round just give free nukes to every single country, let's see what happens
>>383984265
>Economy Advisor is from EA
Oh shit nigga we're doomed
>>383985392
Nuke the leafs.
HERE WE GO
NUMBA IS 4 BROTHA
This thread is just going to be
>nuke country X
>get assassinated
>repeat
/v/ plays Shadow Prez would be interesting if not for the fact that nuking everyone is fun
>>383985716
NUKE CHINA
>>383985716
reroll
>>383985559
>>383985716
Gift all the nukes to Australia and see what they do with them
I just gave nuclear aid to every "obscure" country, like mexico, Greenland, Australia, & Cuba.
V has come to, is next up.
>>383985802
inb4 the use all the nukes against the Emus
>>383986053
assassinate leader of france
>>383986053
manipulate them and make them distrust each other
World peace achieved.
assassinate leader of russia
>>383985392
>ambition level increased
>ethnic level decreased
>>383986205
Sadly, due to either my incompetence, or the game's oldness, I don't know how to do this! But, I did offer states of comdemnation to every country that I gave nukes.
>>383986153
Attemptan this as an apology.
>>383986474
can you do assassinations and blame someone else?
>>383986614
Sadly not, also the attempt succeeded! But we may be going to war with France. Or maybe all of Europe. Postan current world status.
>>383986734
number is 6, it's up to you what to do next, /v/.
>>383986734
you fucked up, send some aids to France
>>383986832
going to war against a country in this game is extremly complicated
go create chaos in canada whatever way possible
>>383986862
Economic, Military, Social Or Nuclear?
>>383987092
Economic/Social, it was just an accident after all
Keep spying Israel, i bet they are up to somethng
>>383987187
Missed chance for screencap but..they rejected everything but nuclear aid.
What does this mean?
>>383986832
I have no idea what is going on and how this game is played but send like all of your money and troop and everything to africa
>>383987405
Neither do I, anon! But we'll find out together!
>>383987405
this anon gets it, we take everything we have and run away before france nukes america
>>383987363
Muh french social model work fine by itself
just gib nuke
So in the span of about 20 minutes, the french tried to assassinate me, along with a bunch of niggers, because they just didn't like my us marines hangin around their borders, fuckin coons, I tried to preform a coup and arm the rebels in niggerland, but that failed, because.. i guess they were too busy starving to death.
>>383988284
Eventually, I got pissed and nuked them, which in turn caused France to nuke me, then CHINA nukes the niggers, and that's how i started world war three, all because a bunch of coons don't like us marines.
>>383988284
>>383988384
absolutely brilliant.
Ending it off with this, the results!
Maybe next time, we'll learn how to play the game.
>>383989028
>trump.png