Little things that make you rage

Also obligatory:
>Admin of server playing the game
>Noclipping around, godmode, etc.
>Group of kiss asses huddling around admin to try to suckle his all powerful chode and get on his good side.

>>383983640
join some random sever in some random zombie survival game
10 year old admin is there doing just that.
proceeds to give us ammo guns and armor, has us hunt people for a while before locking us up in his room demanding we have sex for him.
videogames

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>playing MH4U online
>enter room
>someone joins after
>hunting Teostra
>the person who joined after me is literally not helping in the fight but walking around the area as we fight it
>the other 3 of us kill it
>the person running around tries to come and carve after us
>keep kicking them so they can't(common etiquette for shitters who dont do their part)
>go back to lobby
>other two guys are mad ate me for not letting letting the shitter carve
>they tell me she was a girl and her arm/hand was broken so she was just playing with one hand
>say "She didnt do her part so shes not getting shit"
>she jumps in and says my hand is really broken
>the other guys still shit talking me
>cant believe what im reading and just leave the lobby

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>>383984813
hey man maybe she sucked their virtual dicks afterwards

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Oh also, kind of unrelated but.
>Be playing Gmod with friend who is way too into the game.
>Join Darkrp server.
>Friend immediately sets up carnival esque rides for people to sit on and other miscellaneous cool looking things in front of spawn.
>Girl comes around the corner, escorted by an entourage of dudes obviously trying to get her virtual poon.
>she is fucking enthralled with the contraptions and wont leave me friend's little carnival for basically the entire time we're playing. All while the cuck squad is trying to convince her why they should go do something else.
>One of the cucks is an admin and starts to delete rides saying they break rules or something.
>Girl gets upset, throws a bitch fit and won't leave our little base area.
>Admin and his cuck squad spend basically an hour trying to break into our base
>trying to snatch our e-pussy
>Eventually admin breaks through.
>Kills us, destroys all of our shit.
>Girl leaves.
>most of cuck squad leave.
>mfw me and my friend are the only ones left on the server after like 10 minutes.
>mfw girl added me and my friend.
We have to do it again some time. It was probably the most fun I've had in a multiplayer game in a long time.

Oh wait here's an actual rage one:
>playing Rust with some friends
>poor as fuck when compared to groups around us, make do with spears and bows while everyone else has guns.
>Friend notices severe design flaw in our neighbor's base
>two walls are too close together, letting us squeeze between them and just jump up the wall.
>Get into top of their base and snatch about half of their shit before they come back home.
>Turns out the base belongs to a pretty big Korean clan.
>Koreans get ambushed from inside their own base, get totally fucked with their own guns.
>Instead of trying to kill us they start removing their own base from under our feet so that we fall to our deaths.
>all of the commotion brings other groups to the area. Other groups rape Koreans, take both of our shit before either of us can claim it back.
Fucking Koreans dude if they weren't such bad sports then the might have gotten their gear back.

mentioned in a manner that wasn't nagging or anything of the sort I'm too tired to think of the proper expression that someone could do something slightly different and get a much more efficient (fun) result they disregard it then a week or month later they do it and pass it off as something they didn't realize they should have been doing all along but they don't mention anything about how they should've listened except they do this shit all the time and you up at 4 am typing about it in a format no one in his right mind would read the first word of every beginning of where a new sentence could be made

>>383984813
wew lad

>people that play ranked and then say "have fun" while playing like complete shit and being useless
or
>shit players that feed and then blame others and talk trash

>>383984813
Should've just called them all dumb cunts and left

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>playing Eternal Crusade for some reason
>play the survival horde mode because want to unlock a shinier helmet or something
>guy switches to healer, and jumps into a spot where npc's can't reach him
>tosses little health dispenser that automatically heals us and revives us when we go down
>eventually he's the last man standing in his little glitch spot outside of the map
>everyone on the team is just getting revived by his insta healer and killed by npc's before they can do anything
>dude is getting insane amounts of exp for doing literally nothing and letting us waste our time
>have to sit like this, being this guys exp dispenser until eventually the game ends
>quit eternal crusade and never come back

>years back playing L4D2
>server admin happens to be on my team but nobody gives a fuck and settings are vanilla
>just playing normally
>enemy team has a shitter
>the enemy is on their infected turn again and the shitter jumps at me from reeeally high up as hunter, obvious as fuck with the loud screech and all
>spam autoshotty at him and he drops like a fly
>he starts whining and crying that I was aimbotting
>admin suddenly just believes him though everyone on the server is just random players and he has played like half the campaign with me on the same team with nobody crying about cheating at all
>permabanned from the server

was more like what the fuck than immense rage but it was the last time I decided to stay on a server when I knew there was an admin on it because you just can't trust any of them, it's as if having admin access on a server requires the person to have low IQ

>>383986807
God I hate this.
If you're in it to just have a fun time and chill out why are you PLAYING FUCKING RANKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEE

>non-aggressive players scared of dying in a video game
Seriously kys

>tfw no knives gf

>used to play cs:go
>quit when they added gloves skins and buyable sprays or whatever
>a good portion of my friend's list is people I used to play cs:go with
>many of them still play
>regularly get trade offers from these fucking fags begging for skins that I don't use anymore
How sad can you fucking be?

>>383987021
me and my friends do this even though we don't really care, ranked just feels better to play. And don't kid yourself not like your numbers on the screen will ever get you something of value.

>>383984813
If you joined the room, they could've all been close friends in reality. That aside, why the fuck would she really bother to play it with a broken hand then?

>>383987267
kys

>>383987261
Never part with them, i fucking hate how pathetic skin fags are

>Playing online match
>Get the upper hand
>Opponent disconnects

Why did they even bother to fucking play online?

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>>383987157
>we will never be able to play the Scott Pilgrim game again because of universal.
This is the true rage, anon.

>>383985550
DarkRP is the worst when you want to do anything other than be a thief/hitman. Like fuck, there was a server where I was a gun dealer and decided to set up a shooting range and have prizes if they can do it. Admin banned me for this saying "How do I know you aren't supplying guns without paying?" Like fuck, I even put as an advertisement that you need to bring your own gun or buy one before you can use it.

>>383987390
I've only ever done this on FIFA and that's because they didn't deserve to win

>be in a cringey clan for a long time, used to play all sorts of games and try really hard.
>eventually get burnt out and quit multiplayer games all together.
>Trying to play Fallout New Vegas with a fuck ton of mods but can't because my old clan is spamming me constantly on my skype and steam.
I'm at the point where I unplug my ethernet cable, make sure both my skype and steam are in offline mode, then plug it back in.

>>383986956
Power mad admins are the worst. Not really much of a 'little thing' but

>Me and 3 friends join a random L4D server
>It's modded the fuck out and allows for 6 infected and 6 survivors
>Just roll with it and play normally since there's only one more person with us
>He's constantly whining, moaning, and pushing ahead getting downed by himself, blaming us for not being faster
>He keeps starting a vote to take the difficulty to Expert and we vote 'no'
>Get to safe room
>He gets downed AGAIN by t-bagging some hunter he killed and getting smoker tongued
>Save him and ask if he still wants to play on Expert
>He suddenly just dissapears
>I get frozen in place and 20 boomers and 2 tanks spawn on me
>Same happens to the rest of my friends
>Unintelligible hispanic insults on the mic soon follow with barely passable english
>You have been banned from the server!

Figured he was an admin on the server or just owned it. We laughed about it afterwards.

>>383987505
>we will never be able to play the Scott Pilgrim game again because of universal.
Wait, what? Details?

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>medic soldier combo fucking up our entire team
>medic obviously a shitter
>beeline straight for him as crit-a-cola scout every time
>soldier gets madder and madder every time

>>383987649
I find that DarkRP is best when you can befriend someone who is actually good at the game with your retarded shenanigans. Recently I've taken up changing my name to Dr Rape and starting a drive through rape clinic. It sounds retarded but I guarantee within 10 minutes i'll have at least one admin/clan/owner guarding my clinic just for the memes alone.

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>>383987761
It got taken off of Xbox live/psn store like forever ago. It's off of steam too. I'm not sure of the details, but as far as I know, there is no way to legally purchase and play the Scott Pilgrim game.

>>383987841
Yeah, it always gets better when you find that ONE person who plays along with the joke.

It's such a shame that most people don't and even use it to raid you yet again. When you strike back against them, they bawl because they want to raid someone who does not have ANY items in their base.

>playing warframe
>going into pub mission
>host randomly decides to leave when everyone else is still loading
>session unavailable

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>playing RE co-op with a friend
>runs through stages neglecting crates and ammo pickups
>complains about having no ammo

>healer just sticks to his friend and ignores everyone else

>>383988076
Only got War Frame the other day and enjoying it.

So what the fuck are the Grineer and what happened to Earth?

>>383987505
>that subtle tongue

>>383983183
But that's when it is the most fun to do. When you know you're not trying and doing badly. Makes people so mad.

>playing Fallout 4, decide to give it a fair chance
>decide to play on survival difficulty
>things go fine until I get into the inner city where I sneak attack critical a raider with my hunting rifle only for him to turn around and slay me in one shot with whatever pipeshit he had.
Why does every modern game think that turning up the difficulty=giving the enemies a fuck ton of health?

>>383988170
Tl:dr - in very distant future humanity had formed Orokin empire, with all glory, technology etc. At some moment empire was fucked up by several outer and inner problems. One of the inner problems was Grineer - specially breeded clones, used for dirty works. Orokins were artists, so repetitive work wor them was kinda shitty, so they had designed this workers for that. When all outer problems had started to accumulate, grineer had made a small revolution, took some orokins as hostages and left. There was two orokin identical twin sisters, who were rejected by orokin society because looked like clones of themlselves. Grineers had seen them almost as goddesses, so they became grineer queens. Also, orokins had a secret of transferring consciousness, so this queens are still alive.

>>383988360
What else should they do?

>>383988749
Have low difficulty enemies be bumbling retards and have them increase in AI quality as difficulty increases.

>>383988935
What is the difference between difficulties, if you still oneshot everything? That sucks.

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>Playing Overwatch as Reinhardt
>There's a Mercy on the team
>Ask everyone to group up
>Mercy player types, "Yes Master"

>>383988479
No wonder they looked fucked up and talk about not being able to breed.

And somehow Tenno blood will allow them to finally breed?

>>383987914
I've still got it on my PS3 thank god.

>>383987914
>dat bra strap

Why does random shit turn me on?

>>383989180
Nope. Because they're clones they suffer from degenerating bodies. Some of their scientists had tried to beat the disease, but with not that much results. Therefore, grineers queens are orokin, tenno are orokin too, so queens can take their bodies. Also, warframes aren't characters, but that's a huge spoiler for you now.

>>383983183
Are you talking about me?

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fuck

>>383983873
So,did you?

>>383983183
>greentexting anywhere but 4chan

Fuck anyone who does this.

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>in a heated battle
>the image freezes

It doesn't matter if it keeps going or if it's a crash. It still drives me crazy.

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>Can play Scott Pilgrim on RPSC 3
>Tfw netplay will never be introduced or will take forever and I'll never play with people here
You win some you lose some