ITT: Games That Aged Poorly

>>383978201
So all Mexicans are genetically made to be fat pieces of shit?

What's his name again?

>>383978325
Porked up pedro.

>>383978325
Infuriated Ignacio

>>383978315
he's cuban or some shit

>>383978315
Isn't he Puerto Rican?

>>383978201
ITT: People look better 7 years ago.

Although honestly my early thirties I've turned into a hunk. Bitches want this.

Donut Drake isn't looking so hot.

Being angry is bad for your health, I guess.

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does he fuck other joe, or does other joe fuck him?

>>383978517
>>383978520
He's confirmed a wetback beaner.

>>383978517
>>383978520
>implying there's actually any difference

Mother fucker is bloated from the constant drinking.

>>383978315
>One guy is all mexicans

All you see is race huh?

>>383978768
>Mexican
>race

>>383978201
jelly of that hairline tho

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>>383978201

>>383978735
You can clearly see the difference between white countries. I don't see why hispanics would be any different.

>>383978768
It's a proven fact that illegal and anchor baby Mexicans end up as bloated fucking lardasses, and it's no surprise given how fucking disgusting and horrible authentic Mexican "cuisine" is.

>>383978768
See
>>383978829
Beaners and wetbacks aren't a race They're a nationality.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfMrdty8LNw

>mfw they prefer the remake over the original

>>383978897
Almost everyone in the U.S. is an illegal anchor baby by your logic. Tastes vary.

>>383978964
If the guy was white you wouldn't be pointing out his nationailty.

>>383978998
Americans in general end up as bloated lardasses, so the "facts" are skewed to begin with

>>383978201
yeah believe it or not it's completely normal to get bigger when you get older, that's not "fat" at all that's average

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>>383978998
>>383979089
Boy I sure do wonder who could be behind these posts.

>>383978315
Being an American doesn't help. They are all fat pieces of shit angry over nothing

>>383978201
Lmao Fat Joe let himself go, age isn't an excuse, maybe his particular gene pool is tho.

>>383979268
Goes both ways anon.

>>383978201
more like HungryJoeShow

>>383978878
t. Pedrito

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>Be at Con in Texas
>Joe is a guess
>He and his posse sit at the table where me and my gf sit
>They are loud as fuck eating greasy nachos
>Nachos all over the place
>His friends are obviously enablers and his bitches
>One friend brings him two plates of nachos
>His gf doesn't even take a bite of the nachos
>My gf looks at me with disgust
>One of his posse dropped a nacho on her cosplay
>"Oh sorry bro"
>We get up
>Leave

True story. To this day, I hate that fat piece of shit.

>>383978768
i dont discard it like a retard

>>383978201
He gained 100 pounds and it all went to his face.

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Zelda 2
Doom 1
Quest 64
Syphon Filter

>>383978325
Furious Pete vlogs

>>383979714
So you just make an ass of yourself like a retard, got it.

>>383979686
Why is Mexican food so fucking disgusting? No wonder he got so fat he can't zip up his jacket anymore.

>>383979089
we'd be calling him american you homo

>>383979897
triggered mexican

>>383979981
America is a continent fag

>>383978315
Why are you so angry, nerd?
Wait... an angry nerd on /video games/ image board??

>>383979268
>jews own fast food chains
>implying they dont want you to pit consumer against consumer in an effort to keep up their quarterly profits while americans eat themselves into an early grave
>thinking you can use jewish marketting tactics to keep people from making cheaper and healthier culinary decisions

>>383980110
America is the only country in that contient that matters you dumb nigger. Whenever someone says America they mean the U.S

>>383978325
Raging Rodrigo

>>383980110
no shit. is the joke over your head?

>>383980074
>Triggered
Indeed you are

>>383980110
US of America is a country fag

>>383978201
He really needs to get checked out.
Seems to have a high sodium intake along with a great deal of water weight going on.

Heart problems when

>>383980212
>chimping out this much

>>383980221
>only pretending to be retarded

>>383979981
>Americans
>White

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>>383978325
Cancerous Cretin.

>>383980246
>Adds the U.S. part
No shit.

>>383979897
Browniebro here (peruvian descent). Stop making us look bad you wetback cuck. You shouldnt be so sensitive about words on the internet Pedrita. Take your fuckin snakeskin boots and march over to the job fairs. Stop wasting your time trying to feel big by being "right" on the internet. Youre giving me secondhand racial embarassement.

I wonder how these people feel looking at their older videos.

Or they don't bother at all.

>>383978201
Damn, that's horrible. I'm going to do some extra reps. I feel like this dark vision has damaged my gains, spiritually.

>>383980436
it would because he was a fat white guy. how new are you retards? do you not understand the fat burger jokes?

>>383980479
You should take your own advice anon

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>>383980384
how can nintendo recover?

>>383980546
>Mexican intellectual

>>383978325
Juan enojado.

>>383980245
no u

>>383978201
How the fuck did frustrated fernando get so fat?

>>383980546
I get annoyed when white people get offended on behalf of other races while pretending to be said race. I draw the line when they pretend to be pedros

>>383980479

EL PERU ASNO

>>383978201
Lardy Joe

>>383980627
The point of being anon is to be free of such baggage. I have not nor will I self identify since that's the equivalent of tripfagging.

>>383980668
Authentic Mexican "cuisine".

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>>383980479

>>383980110
2 continents

>>383978530
If Angry Joe had a more mature hairstyle and lost weight, women would be all over him too.

>>383978325
Number 9 large

>>383980824
Isn't western hemisphere pretty much just a solid landmass?

Angry Joe is Puerto Rican

Not Mexican

>>383978325
Joseph Stalin

>>383980467
Don't try to act like this distinction is commonly enforced you tool

>>383980212
>'MURICA
>bunch of obese fucks
>cant even organise a decent medical system
>spends all its taxes on corporate welfare and military
>so incompetent they get fucked over in the middle east in spite of all that military $$$

>>383978897
Where's your source on this """"proven fact""""?

>>383981038
It's arrogant fools who don't make the distinction in the first place I'd reckon.

>>383978201
Damn, he used to look pretty good.

Should lose it all again, he can't pull off looking fat.

>>383980519
i think its kinda sad really

i watch ye olde Nerd vids from season 1 and they have a different feeling than the most recent shit. i hate Mike, he just fucking hijacked James' channel and does just vids of him some times, not even with James, who the entire channel is pretty much built around and wouldn't exist otherwise because of.

>>383981090
Not to mention, what most people think of as "Mexican food" in American isn't actually Mexican. Who knows, maybe the northern parts adopted the Taco Bell menu into their diet too.

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>bad game gets better with age

>>383981185
You don't need a distinction if you can into context and don't have severe autism

>>383981290
the fat fuck and mike are annoying as hell together

>>383978735
Puerto Ricans are American.

>>383981350
>Using the word Autism
lmao Redditfags

>>383981040
>Some of the best cancer treatments on the planet. Quality ain't cheap.
>An economy so important that it failing can fuck the rest of the planet
>A military so powerful it can project more power than any of Europe's empires ever could have hoped to

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I don't know why someone is so obsessed over this dude to make all these fat edits, but keep em coming.

>>383981651
>edits
What? Those are actual pictures anon.

>>383981604
>all of this power used solely by rich americans for personal gain
>average american is dumb, fat, dumb and fat, or has bad taste in beer
Great, well, that was useful

>>383978315
everyone in america is

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>>383981651
>fat edits

>>383978201
https://youtu.be/Zg6QLyWFCbY?t=15

>>383981604
>More cancer per capita than anywhere in the world
>An economy so rigged about half of all U.S. citizens are unemployed, while corporate fags hold the rest of the citizenry hostage (bail outs, tax evasion)
>Literally the only thing holding up this charade is physical force even against citizens

>>383978325
It's Angry Joe

This vacay is only gonna make him fatter.

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any early 3d fighting game, like tekken or virtua fighter

>>383982014
>Literally the only thing holding up this charade is physical force even against citizens
wut

>>383980110
Your Mum's a continent

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>>383978201
What the fuck happened to his face?

>>383978201

>still spikes his hair 10 years later
>still spiking your hair at all
>10 years without changing your """"""style"""""" at all

sign of a manchild.

let me ask you losers something. how many of you still wear graphic tshirts and cargo/plaid shorts?

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>>383982364
Thats some counter argument you have there Anon.

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>>383981746

>>383978668
Keep selfpromoting yourself brian

>>383982465
food happened, which is weird I thought he only had seven pesos

>>383982465
poorly made photoshops happened to his face

>>383978530
prove it white boi

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It aged poorly as fuck.
>The level designs are nonsensical
>the weapons are puny
>the enemies are OP as fuck (and Droidekas are actually too weak)

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>>383984019
>selfpromoting yourself

>>383984419
>The level designs are nonsensical

How? Most of the game is pretty linear, there's the occasional combat area (like at the end when it starts throwing respawning enemies at you), but I don't see how it's "nonsensical".

>>383984440
Tell your ugly wife in your horrible japanese how you pointed out a typing mistake to someone on 4chan.

>>383984419
My big problem with the game is just how weak all the guns feel. I'm okay with the handful of weapons but they all feel so shitty. everything else is good though.

>2009
>had never played games
>was skinny and 6.5/10

>started gaming
>8 years later
>fat af

Just 45 minutes in the gym, 3 days a week kids. No sodas or fast food.

>>383978854

>love Arcanum and still play it to this day
>cant stomach Fallout 1 or 2

Am I just insane?

>>383978854
fuck off it's still fantastic
trading is pretty fucking annoying because of the way selecting the number of caps works, but it was just as much of an issue 20 year ago

>>383979170
You are fucking delusional if you don't think that's fat. My grandfather is healthier than that and he's like 80 years old.

>>383980838
>Angry Joe
>Mature
Pick one

>>383978325
Furioso Franco

>>383984503
Just play it again. Especially the early levels. In context they make no sense and even contradict what your told
>deep underground factory area
>the exit is an open air landing pad right past where you blew up the ststion

>>383978325

livid la viva loca

>>383981604
>cancer treatments almost no one can afford
>average cost is so fucking high it's cheaper to fly out to other countries and have your treatment done there

I agree on economy and military but Jesus Christ if you think our healthcare is good you must not have had to use it very much.

>>383985628
Alright that's pretty funny.

>>383978325
Enraged Emil

>>383985119
No? Arcanum was a direct upgrade to Fallout's UI and mechanics.

>>383982573

Cargos are a no go, but i still have a couple band tshirts and a Robertcop shirt. Collared shirts are what i usually go with though.

>>383978325
Fat Fernando

>Graduated high school about 6 years ago
>Deleted my facebook 2 years after, didnt like Cuckerberg using my info
>On a friends account looking around while hes on the shitter
>80% of my classmates gained easily 30lbs or more
>I lost around 60lbs

Feels good man. Got a few more to go. The road is long, would be shorter if free food didnt appear at the worst moments.

>>383978668
>this is the person ganking me on elysium

>>383978325
El Indio

>decides to take a two-month 'holiday' despite the fact his 'job' is to play video games and watch movies and review them
>has barely made any proper reviews this year despite promising two a month

Imagine being this lazy

>>383978325
Furious Felipe

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>>383984049
>photoshop

>>383978968
>that like/dislike ratio
crowbcat fans really are just drones.

>>383978201
>Donut Drake.jpg

>>383980479
Aggg pe tmr

>>383989169
Is his friend supposed to be Native American? I could never get his ethnicity down

>>383978201
Morrowind to Oblivion.

>>383978616
this game always looked bad, Uncharted 2 on the other hand, looked and still looks fantastic

>>383989246
Looks obviously hispanic man.

>>383978325
Assblasted Alejandro

>>383978325
Taco Paco

How did Seven Dollars Sanchez get so fat, I remember back when I watched Channel Awesome shit in like 2007-08 that he was actually decent looking and in shape instead of some beaner sitcom fatty.

Remember he used to be a Xbro before going PPPEEECCEEEE

The Core Design Tomb Raider games. Well, partially. I remember thinking the controls were shit in 2000, so maybe not.

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This game got better over time.

Play it again, it's incredible. The only mediocre part is the whole garbage facility dealie, and you can breeze through that in like thirty minutes.

>>383978325
Hungry joe

>>383989246
father is native american, mother is mexican

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ff7/halo 1

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There's only one game that aged poorly

Majora's Mask

Because the plastic they used to make the cartridges grows brittle and breaks over time, meaning all of the copies are doomed to die.

>>383991554
such as life

such as this thread...

>>383991554
rip

>>383991554
>Because the plastic they used to make the cartridges grows brittle and breaks over time
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Gold_Plastic_Syndrome

>>383991554
>http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Gold_Plastic_Syndrome
That gives me an idea. Why not 3D-print a new case, unscrew the internals from the existing case, pop them in the new case? It's the board, and the data on it, that are most important.

>>383995430
Same reason as the answer to
>why not just emulate?

>>383978325
Jalapeno Javier

>>383978201
he got fat in a weird way, his face got very wide but his jawline remained the same, no neck fat rolls.

>>383978325
Assblasted Antonio

Why do people keep up the "fat edit" shit? If you can stomach to watch one of his videos you can see plain as day he's gained weight.

>>383978325

Las Ketchup

>>383978315
Funnily enough weight issues seem to be a real problem over there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Mexico
"seven out of ten at least overweight and a third clinically obese"

I suppose it's "let's shit on Angry Joe" weekend. Next weekend it will either be DSP or Spoony again?

>>383979686
>at Con
>My gf
>dropped a nacho on her cosplay
She deserved it, you massive faggot.

>>383978201

He's just bulking

>>383978201
Pathologic
Half-Life
AvP 2

i.e. most 3d games that heavily relied on pre-baking any modern real-time shading in the game's textures

>>383978315
Other Joe seems to look okay - it's all laziness, not genes

>>383978201
What does his ancient leather jacket smell like /v/?

>>383978325

Seven Buck Chuck

>>383998165
So Culture?

>>383978854
refute that notion - have played it the first time after Fallout 3 and thought it looked passable (except for some really disgusting looking faces at close-up)

>>383978325
Jose Enojado

>>383978325
Shilling Sanchez

>>383998294
local cuisine, sure

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Why don't you guys say something to Joe before he goes on his hard earned "real" 2 month vacation from playing video games and watching movies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z3cYWOEp-3o

>>383998710
>Vacation
>from VIDEO GAMES

I don't understand

>>383978585
There's not much to be angry about if your whole career is centered about playing AAA or casual indie pixel shit.

>>383978325
Rotund Ricardo, aka Jumbo José

>>383978325
Butt Blasted Bruno

>>383978325
El Natcho Fatoso

>>383978325
Jolly Joe

>>383998710
He played like 10 games in a span of 2 years.

>>383978325
Acid Reflux

>>383978201
Whoa, I thought he was always fat.

>>383978201
He look like Marcus Kincaid of Borderlands 2

>>383978325
upset uncle

>>383978325
Serious Sam

>>384000618
>>384000150
>>383999542
>>383999205
These are shit and your doing it wrong

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>>383978201
Does this happens to all Mexibros?

>>383989345
in 2 years:
>uncharted 2 always looked bad, uncharted 3 on the other hand, looked and still looks fantastic

>>383978325
Frustrated Fabio

>>383985119
yes because Fallout 1 is easy as shit

>2009
GUAPO JOE
>2016
GORDO JOE

>>383998710
>>383998779
>>383999206
Jesus Christ, a 2 month vacation?

You could literally do tons of weekly vacations because of droughts in release dates. Joe is so fucking lazy I can't believe it.

If I had 2.8 million subs I'd be busting my ass to give them what they wanted.

He's almost as fat as Pissed Jose.

>>383980883
underrated