How many times has Peach been kidnapped?
The same number of different cocks she's taken.
28-30 times give or take.
>>383974423
Who can say for sure? Surely more times than shown in the games themselves, yet Mario has a shaky canon anyway.
None, it's all an act cause they have fuck all to do in the mushroom kingdom.
>>383974423
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
>>383978740
>breads
>>383977971
>I have my own kingdom and tons of servants willing to wait on me hand and foot
>But a better use of my time would be sitting in a bird cage tentatively hanging over a pool of lava or castle tower overlooking more fucking lava
There are better uses of her time