HEY /V/, WERE GOING TO OREGON RIGHT FUCKIN NOW, GIVE ME 5 VIDYA RELATED NAMES AND A JOB, LETS GO.
>>383962064
Sigurd
>>383962064
Luigi
Carpenter
>>383962064
Delta
Guzma
1 MORE
Demoman
Blacksmith
DECIDED OUR BOIS TO BRING WITH US.
WHAT MONTH ARE WE LEAVING?
>MARCH
>APRIL
>MAY
>JUNE
>JULY
>AUGUST
FIRST VOTE DECIDES
June
>>383962594
>Demoman
*Demoknight
fify
>>383962594
August
>>383962594
march
>>383962627
WERE POOR FUCKS THIS TIME COMPARED TO LAST TIME, BUT AH WELL, WHAT TO BUY
>>383962671
TOO LATE
>>383962742
10 Oxen
>>383962742
2 wheels
>>383962742
2000 food
>>383962742
1 set of clothes
>>383962742
rest of money on bullets
>>383962742
50 bokes of bullets
>>383962775
>>383962817
>>383962842
>>383962846
>>383962865
THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
>>383962742
Get some bullets
>>383962989
perfect
>>383962989
looks good
>>383963072
>>383963109
>>383963116
HOW MUCH FOOD PER MEAL
>>383963190
GABEN FEED SONIC SPEED
>>383963190
filling. Niggas gotta eat
>>383963293
this. gotta celebrate the beginning of our journey!
Are you the Oregon Trail OP that wastes 20 bullets on 70 pounds of food or can you aim?
>>383963252
>>383963293
GOT IT, PACE?
>>383963361
CAN CONFIRM I CAN AIM, NOT A WEAK ASS FAG
>>383963190
FILLING
>>383963190
Meager. They aren't worthy of a good meal yet
>>383963407
G R U E L I N G
R
U
E
L
I
N
G
>>383963407
steady or bust
>>383963407
steady
>>383963407
Strenuous. We ain't bitches, but we also don't want to pass out
>>383963454
nooooooooo
FORD
>>383963454
>>383963458
>>383963480
MAJORITY RULES, AND OFF WE GO
>>383963407
>>
grueling
HISTORIC LANDMARK THAT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT 1, WHAT DO BEFORE WE GO THROUGH THE RIVER
>>383963707
trade food for wagon spare parts
>>383963707
shot some guns
>>383963707
Sell Luigi into slavery.Failing that, ford the river
>>383963707
pace
>>383963707
check status and talk
>>383963707
Kill animals and take their bodies
>>383963707
F O R D
>>383963767
THESE BLACK INDIAN MOTHERFUCKERS GOT NOTHING
>>383963896
shoot them
>>383963896
KILL THEM INJUNS
>>383963896
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>383963896
lower the rations
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW, VOTE
>>383964035
COCK
>>383964035
F O R D
O
R
D
>>383964035
FORD THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>383964035
F O R D
O
R
D
>>383964035
FORD
>>383964035
FORD
>>383964079
>>383964098
>>383964105
>>383964109
>>383964135
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
SCOTLAND WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS
>>383964035
ford it
>>383964210
it was a small loss
totally worth it
>>383964210
He died for our sins
>>383964210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
F
>>383964210
and nothing of value was lost
>>383964210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
press F to pay respects
>>383964210
R I P
I
P
>>383964210
>black people can't even swim in video games
I expect great things from your trek OP, godspeed
>>383964079
>>383964098
>>383964105
>>383964109
>>383964135
>>383964147
>>383964210
I TOLD YOU STUPID FUCKERS TO COCK IT.
>>383964268
F INDEED
>>383964210
You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette.
>>383964334
kek
>>383964357
This isn't faggot trail, this is Oregon trail, where men are made
>>383964210
>>383964359
Sigurd loses his first unit, and thus the suffering begins.
>>383964460
Sigurd will be fine. There's no fire wizard here to fuck his wife.
>>383964426
>where men are made
Either that or they drown. kek
>>383964426
THIS ANON GETS IT
RIVER 2
WHAT DO BEFORE WE FEAR DEATH
>>383964507
just keep going
>>383964507
why, we ford, of course
>>383964507
F O R D
> F O R D
F O R D
> F O R D
F O R D
> F O R D
F O R D
> F O R D
>>383964507
R A C E M I X
A
C
E
M
I
X
#THEFUTUREISBROWN
>>383964507
hunt some cunts
>>383964507
Keep going. Don't slow down.
>>383964507
F O R D
O
R
D
>>383964565
>>383964570
>>383964558
>>383964605
>>383964635
YOU SURE NIGGAS, CAULK OR FORD?
>>383964685
GERALD FORD
>>383962064
where the fuck do you download this
>>383964685
F O R D
> F O R D
F O R D
> F O R D
F O R D
> F O R D
F O R D
> F O R D
>>383964685
FORD
>>383964685
FORD
O
R
D
>>383964685
Ford it.
>>383964685
FORD
>>383964685
Ford or death
>>383964685
FORD
This isn't as bad as last river
>>383964685
F
O
R
D
>>383964685
F
O
R
D
>>383964685
>3 FEET DEEP
if anyone fucking drowns crossing this they deserve it
>>383964696
>>383964713
>>383964716
>>383964717
>>383964739
>>383964753
>>383964757
YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY THIS TIME
NOTHING LOST
>>383964848
Fortune favors the bold.
>>383964806
Well, the previous river was *only* 4 feet deep...
>>383964848
Told you we were fine. This isn't the dreaded 4 ft and everyone whose still alive learned from the mistakes of the dead.
>>383964848
gay as fuck. It's not real Oregon Trail unless theres only 1 survivor that makes it to Oregon with broken legs and arms.
>>383964848
mistakes into miracles!
>>383964685
HOLY SHIT HOW'D WE EAT ALMOST 200 POUNDS OF FOOD ALREADY JESUS
>>383964848
It wasn't luck, it was skill.
>>383964848
Next historical marker, we hunt.
>>383964928
>with one ox
>and a shit ton of ammo
>>383964884
Demoman was a nigger though
>>383964954
DONT WORRY
IM ALREADY FOR THE GREAT BUFFALO EXTINCTION
>>383965061
>5000 pounds of dead animal
>can only carry back 200 pounds
>>383965118
Think of the vultures, they need to eat too.
>>383965118
Those buffalo aren't going to wipe themselves out, Anon.
>>383964954
DEMOMAN TOOK IT WITH HIM WHEN HE DIED TO SPITE US
>>383965061
kill them all anakin
WHAT A FAGGOT
NO WONDER WHY WARIO GOT A GAME BEFORE HIM
>>383964848
>>383964878
fortune favors the ford
>ftfy
>>383965240
LEAVE HIM BEHIND
>>383965240
weegee BTFO
>>383965240
Put him down, he's a lame carpenter.
>>383965240
LUIGI YOU USELESS SHIT
>>383965240
That limp-wristed fag will never make it to the end.
>>383965240
At least ya boy Guzma is in tip top shape.
>>383965240
At least it's not dysenteryyet
>>383965295
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NTR SHIT ANON.
HISTORIC LANDMARK NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT 3. WHAT DO
>>383965294
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>>383965427
hunt shit
>>383965427
Talk and trade
>>383965427
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AMMO
>>383965427
SACRIFICE LUIGI TO THE OX GOD TO GAIN FIFTEEN MORE YOLKS
>>383965427
BUY ALL THE AMMO
>>383965427
Sleep
>>383965427
Trade for wagon parts
>>383965537
THIS
BUFFALO WAR NOW
>>383965427
GRUELING PACE
>>383965427
trade the special blankets with the natives
>>383965537
>>383965492
1680 AMMO, WERE GOOD.
>>383965592
WILL DO NEXT
>>383965490
>>383965502
DO WE?
>>383965681
>DO WE?
Yes.
>>383965681
DO IT
>>383965427
GABEN FEED SANIC SPEED
>>383965681
yes.
>>383965681
TRADE
WE HAVE TO GO FAST
>>383965681
DO IT
>>383965681
Y̷̛̛̒̇̈́͊͗̇̏̈́̽̆̉̋͑͛̽̓́̀̐͆͑́̈̀̒̈́̏͘̕̕̚͠E̶̛̛̛̛͒̑͛̑͂̋͑̓̽́͑̑̆́̋̑̂̐̒̓̇̔͒̎̽͛̈̋̍͛̾̾̇̽̊͐͌̉̉̊̂̂͘̕͠͠͝S̵̄̍̉͆͑̂̐̎̈̾̒̔̿͝
>>383965681
NOT A DEAL FUCK OFF KIKE
>>383965681
DO IT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>383965681
DO IT NOW
>>383965710
>>383965713
>>383965738
>>383965716
>>383965763
>>383965770
>>383965805
ITS A DEAL
WOW, WHAT USEFUL INFORMATION
>>383965910
YEAH!
>>383965910
Spic has to go back.
>>383965910
But what if he'sLYING
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BUFFALO SLAUGHTERHOUSE HELL YEA
>>383966209
OXEN NEED TO EAT TOO
>>383966209
You're doing God's work.
>>383965910
WE HAVE TO SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE TO LOSE THIS GAME AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE
FUCK
>>383966375
Life is simply unfair
>>383966209
Relevant.
>>383966375
You don't understand, it's all a part of his
C O M P L E X M O T I V E S
>>383966375
YOU WISH FOR BLOOD, THE BLOOD GOD GIVETH
>>383966375
I bet a noble did this.
>>383966375
>Delta Bitten by snake
>Luigi Breaks leg
>Demoman Drowns
Looks like it's ya boy Guzma's lucky day!
>>383966375
HE'S DOWN BUT NOT OUT
HISTORIC LANDMARK 3
WHAT NOW, SHOULD LUIGI REST
SHOULD WE FIND WAGON PARTS
YOU DECIDE ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z
>>383966586
>inb4 Guzma gets dysentery
>>383966654
Get Wagon parts
>>383966654
WE SHOULD DIG A MOAT FOR LUIGI TO REST AT
>>383966654
DELTA BOUNCED BACK.
>>383966740
He mind hacked himself back to proper form.
>>383966697
DEAL OR NO DEAL
>>383966817
A DEAL'S A DEAL
>>383966817
No Deal
>>383966817
GIVE US THAT FUCKING WAGON WHEEL YOU OLD SHITWISER, YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORK SHIT ANYMORE
>>383966817
Fuck that
>>383966817
Why do we have to trade. How many bullets do we have. Every man for themselves.
>>383966817
no way fag
>>383966865
>>383966895
>>383966981
AGAIN
DEAL OR NO DEAL
>>383967082
Why does this kid have 3 wagon tongues.
>>383967082
Tell him to eat shit, OP.
>>383967082
FUCK OFF GHOST CHILD
>>383967082
>some little shota shit
Can't we just take both him and his parts?Deal.
THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
>THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
>THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
>THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
>THEY SEE OUR 20 OXEN AND WANT OUR SPEED
>>383967082
Not a good deal. Refuse it.
>>383967131
one wasn't enough any longer obviously
>>383967156
>>383967135
HOW MANY DAYS SHOULD GREEN MARIO REST
>>383967082
SEAL
>>383967251
ZERO
WE MOVE FORWARD
>>383967251
ZERO
>>383967251
0
FUCK HIM, TEAM SIGURD AND GUZMA FOR LIFE
>>383967251
TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN
GO GO GO
>>383967251
TWO
>>383967313
>>383967339
NO
>>383967352
WHAT ABOUT DELTA
Aw shit, I always join these threads late.
>>383967251
That's Mama Luigi to you Mario! *Wheeze*
>>383967417
Get cozy, the trail only just started
>>383967251
1/2 A DAY PRESS
>>383967301
>>383967308
>>383967352
>>383967368
>>383967483
AND WITH THAT WE CONTINUE OUR BUFFALO SLAUGHTERHOUSE
FUCK GO BACK
>>383967595
rib and dear :D:D:D:D
>>383967697
wooooow
>>383967697
Guzma finally got what was coming to him.
>>383967697
>Guzma bitten by a stupid snake...
>>383967697
>>383967697
FUCKING EKANS
>>383967697
It all returns to nothing.
>>383967697
FUCKER IS GONNA DIE
HISTORIC LANDMARK 5 I THINK
WHAT DO
>>383967697
bugs resist poison
he'll be fine
>>383967885
fuck rest
GABEN/SANIC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>383967885
keep going
>>383967885
Leave mario, heal gumzu.
>>383967885
WHY ARE RATIONS FILLING. TOO MUCH FOOD BEING USED. BRING IT DOWN ONE NOTCH.
>>383967937
>>383967975
>>383967982
CHANGED TO MEAGER
HOW LONG
>>383967885
Rest up
>>383967885
FUCKING BUMP IT UP TO GRUELING YOU FUCK
>>383968052
ZERO
>>383968052
2 days.
>>383967885
>Fate/Oregon Trail
>>383968052
ZERO
>>383968052
ZERO
>>383968118
AND WITH THAT BOTH LUIGI AND GUZMA ARE WELL ENOUGH TO BOTH GET THEIR OWN GAMES
>>383968052
0.5x Day Rests
>>383968259
>giving them rest
you fool what have you done
>>383968291
A day is a day you can't sleep for only half
>>383968259
Hell yea
>>383968259
GOOD, NOW WE CAN GO FAST
>>383968259
tell yoshi bedtime story
>>383968259
I feel good about this team.
NO WATER OR GRASS FOR THE OXEN, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN HEAD BACK TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
>>383968519
YOSHI ISNT IN THE TEAM YOU FAT FUCK
>>383968386
Well. rest has 3 parts to it. When the person falls asleep, when the person is asleep and when the person wakes up
>>383968598
What about the rape?
>>383968386
HI TJ HENRY
HISTORIC LANDMARK 6
WHAT NOW
>>383968598
Yeah right, next you're gonna tell me you can travel to parallel dreams.
>>383962064
No. Please. We don't want you.
>>383968561
So you basically shot two bison with 20 bullets?
>>383968728
gotta go fast
>>383968386
well so called anonymous...
let me tell you about parallel trails
>>383968728
Let's trade for shit
>>383968728
rest to recover health
>>383968728
Food -> filling.
>>383968740
If we lucid dream for 12 hours, we can up enough speed to travel to parallel dreams
>>383968854
FUCK NO. WE'LL BURN THROUGH ALL OF IT.
>>383968728
get some fucking water goddamn
FUCK
>>383968843
HOW MANY DAYS
>>383968993
WE CHOSE THE WRONG TRAIL
>>383968728
Pick up the pace. Oregon only comes once a year.
>>383969036
WE GOOD
>>383968993
No rest for the weary.
>>383969230
FUCK YEAH
>>383968993
0. 1 less mouth to feed. Food -> filling.
FUCKING CIA NIGGERS STEALING OUR FOOD
>>383969230
>>383969036
>EIGHT DAYS WASTED ON THAT DUMB FUCK
we all gonna freeze now TEAM IS TOO SROW
>>383969348
HUNT FOR FOOD. GET IT BACK.
>>383969348
this is because they saw you were fat and lazy resting all the time
>>383969348
JUST RUN THEM DOWN IN YOUR CAR.
>>383969447
>>383969468
>>383969514
WE GOT IT BACK
HISTORIC LANDMARK 7
WHAT NOW
>>383969603
>less than a 1000
The blood gods will not be pleased
>>383969603
>20 bullets
Holy shit, that hunter is drunk.
>>383969689
FUCK. SEPTEMBER APPROACHES. WE NEED TO GET TO OREGON BEFORE WINTER STAT.
>>383969603
>had to waste 20 bullets due to theft
>didn't get 20k food during hunt
this is not freedom
>>383969707
>>383969721
THERE WAS ONLY DEER IN THE AREA FOR FUCK SAKES, GIVE ME A BREAK
WHAT NOW
>>383969689
REST FOR 8 DAYS TAKE IT EZ
>>383969864
SHORTCUT
>>383969864
SHORT CUT
>>383969689
We need to move, cia niggers will be back in the winter.
>>383969864
SHORTCUT
>>383969864
river time
>>383969864
SHORTCUT
>>383969869
FUCK YOU, YOU'LL GET US KILLED
>>383969864
SHORTCUTS NEVER GO WRONG
>>383969864
Go to the river!
>>383969864
rest rest rest
go buy skis at fort for our winter holiday!
RIVER TIME
WHAT DO WE DO BEFORE WE AWAIT DEATH
>>383970117
GO AND CROSS
>>383970117
Nothing
>>383970117
JUST GO
>>383970117
just ford away
>>383970117
hunt
>>383970117
GO, THEN FORD
>>383970117
>>383970117
D R O F
R
O
F
>>383970117
rest everyone is tired
IF WE WANT FERRY, WE NEED TO TRADE SHIT FOR MONEY.
>>383970293
F O R D
>>383970293
CAULK
>>383970293
fuck it take the ferry
>>383970293
Sell spare parts
>>383970293
Ford it you triple nigger
>>383970293
trade for ferry
>>383970293
Okay... Maybe we should caulk it just this once...
>>383970293
FORD
THAT
SHIT
>>383970293
cock
>>383970293
Cock
We ain't need no money
>>383970367
FUCK OFF BOBBY
>>383970353
>>383970360
>>383970367
DO WE BECOME A NUDIST COLONY FOR FERRY TICKET, OR CAULK
>>383970493
ACCEPT
>>383970293
>20 FT DEEP
FLAOT
>>383970367
STFU with your jokes bobby
>>383970493
nude please
>>383970493
CAULK
>>383970493
C A U L K
>>383970293
THE FERRY MUST BE TAKEN TO LIVE
>>383970493
go nude
>>383970493
CALK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>383970493
Nude for ferry. Deal.
>>383970493
Get naked and caulk the wagon.
>>383970559
>>383970532
>>383970542
>>383970575
THEN ITS DECIDED.
SORRY COCK AND FORDERS
MAJORITY RULES
>>383970493
FORD YOU FAGGOT
>>383970675
excellent
>>383970675
New bread soon?
>>383970675
This pleases the Oregon God.
>>383970675
>majority
>5 cocks
>3 ferries
>3 fords
oregonfag eats from a plate of lies
>>383970793
SURE.
>>383970921
>>383970921
>>383970921
>>383970936
AT THE TIME I DECIDED TO FERRY, MAJORITY WAS FERRY
>>383970998
God damn it OP, bump limit is 500 on /v/
>>383970998
This thread isn't even close to dying though
>>383970998
>only 328 posts out of 500
>70 images out of 250
>NEW THREAD XD
do not believe oregonfag's lies
>>383971153
>>383971160
>>383971162
to be expected from a ferry casual
>>383971153
>>383971160
>>383971162
I THOUGHT THAT LIMITATION WAS 300 FOR A SECOND, PARDON MY RETARDATION