Which one, /v/?
>>383955584
The Paratroopa
>>383955584
Peach. Always Peach.
>>383955706
>brown hair
>tattoo
What the fuck is this piece of shit
>>383955706
Is this bait?
>>383955706
>brown hairs and tattoos
Get that bitch ass out
>>383955706
>>383955706
>>383955584
I choose Bowser.
>>383955584
DK obviously. When was the last time they hung out?
>>383955584
Best Girl, duh.
>>383956513
MOMMY
Princess Peach
>>383955706
>those teeth
>brown hair
>tattoed bitch
>those ugly ass lips
Atleast she has some fine ass
>>383955584
Rosalina
Princess Peach
Princess Peach
Wow, that art style is terrible. Look how shitty DK and Bowser's models are.
>>383958016
I'd argue DK just looks stylized.
Bowser tho, he's off-model.
>>383958101
It's to poorly emphasize how similar the situations are. It would've been more clever if Bowser was sitting at a bridge+axe combo with Peach on the other side or something
Is this like that trolley problem
>>383955584
>all these pleb answers and 3dpd
It's Pauline. It's always Pauline.
Princess Peach
Reminder that blondes are sluts
Except Peach
>>383958431
Is that ass made of jelly? Holy shit that looks off
>>383955584
donkey bitch ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>>383958528
It's based on a Disney short from Saludos Amigos
>>383956513
Luigi really was the winner.
>>383955584
Pauline
>is a mayor so will lose power eventually
>blocked by barrels and some fire
>DK is autistic but can be friendly with Mario
Peach
>is a princess so royalty for life
>blocked by cannons and koopa troopas/paratroopas
>Bowser is willing to undo the universe to beat Mario (see SMG ending)
I'll take my chances with getting Pauline
>>383955584
I want that smug bullet bill
>>383955706
Is that Allison Rapp?
Princess Peach
>>383958685AKSCHULLYit was Melody Time.
Will we ever see Mario's parents again?
>>383958926
Thanks Anon. I end up mixing up the Package Film movies way too often
>>383955706
>Not Blonde
>Tattoo
>Slutface
Three Strikes, you're out
Princess Peach
>>383959008
The same day we see Bowser's brother again.Never
>>383955584
Both, let 'em drop
>>383959480
I'd pound her cake if you know what I mean
I'd pit her peach if you know what I mean
I'd stick myhand gently on her forearm, remove her gloves, and hold her hand in mineif you know what I mean.
>>383958926
Holy shit, I forgot about Melody Time
Princess Peach
Princess Peach
Princess Peach
Peach
>>383960904
Pauline
>>383959904
>shirt get sucked inside of her belly button
>>383960997
Daisy (1989)
>>383961105
Rosalina
>>383961198
Bow
>>383961323
Wendy?
>>383955584
Pauline
>Cute singing voice
>Obviously wants to fuck me
The answer is obviously best girl.
>>383955584
Both and then let both Bowser AND DK fuck me raw
Princess Peach
>>383961413
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
>mm yes... quite pungent mr. plumber...
>>383958431
>>383959480
>>383961706
>there are people too retarded to know what a crinoline is
>>383961105
Daisy was the perfect blend of Peach and Pauline.
Peach can just slow fall using her float, Pauline.
>>383962606
Was because she became a shit character that exists as nothing but Peach's friend and Peach/Pauline remained drop dead gorgeous
>>383955861
>>383955890
>>383955965
>>383956038
>>383956086
>>383956912
>>383958875
>>383959339
>all these nu-males in one thread
Princess Peach
>>383962961
>if you don't like used up bimbos you're le numale
Get the fuck out, faggot, have your you and leave.
>>383962961
Enjoy your STD's
>>383962821
I agree they took a great template and let it fester into a full on Peach clone. In all honesty Mario characters as a whole are shit and there isn't a single good one in the entire bunch as they're just a bunch of one dimensional characters.
Well I guess that could be said of literally every single Nintendo character but hey they were great when we were kids.
>>383962961
I think willingly accepting a nasty ass ho would make you more of a nu-male, because you don't want to upset her feelings or be alone. So you just roll with the first thing that comes your way because you're a thirsty bitch boy.
>>383963542
kill urself my man
>>383955584
I always loved the aesthetic of donkey kong's construction areas over the Mushroom Kingdom.
>>383963542
Why are tripfags so retarded?
Princess Peach
>>383964191
It's an epidemic sadly, they just come out that way
Which one, /v/?
>>383964591
Fixed
>>383964591
daisy literally perfect
>>383964354
>you will never have your face stuffed between peach's sweaty cheeks after a long workout session
fuck life desu
>>383964983
but you didn't do anything.
Princess Peach
there is only one logical choicegotta get that kong dong.
Princess Peach
Princess Peach
>>383962961
This is correct.
>>383966879
I like Princess Peach, but would she like me if I were mario's brother haha just asking?
>>383967463
NoMatPat
>>383955584
Obviously Pauline nigga
>>383955584
[Both]
Persist in being a superhero.
>implying you ever forget your first girl
>>383962961
Why are they numales when you're the one lackign standards?
>>383963383
Fuck you, Mario is the best fictional character of all time.
Princess PeachI'm running out. Someone post more.Preferably chubby/plump/fat/meaty
>>383967583
>MatPat
People have been pairing Luigi with Princess since the 80's.
>>383959339
I agree
>>383962961
Break the conditioning.Its time to awake, sheep.
>>383968737Autism has also had signs of appearing long before the 1900s
>>383968635
>I'm running out. Someone post more.
Okay
>>383968896
The namefag avatarfag fatfag RPer would know all about that
>>383969116
Princess Peach:^)
Princess Peach only has eyes for her belovedkoopa
>>383956513
this
>>383955584
neither
>>383955584
Peach
>>383962961
Correct.
It's summer.
I can't believe Mario is fucking dead.
>>383955584
Obviously Peach. Paulinetty doesn't stand a chance
When will best Nintengirl return?
>>383962961
This isn't even a nice looking girl. If you want Bimbos, there are better.
If you want alt girls with tattoos, 95% of suicide girls are prettier.
>>383971583
With our boy Mario.
>>383973295
>>383970629
>2017 BC
>these are still not published in the west
WHAT THE FUCK
>>383955584
I can't believe no one in this thread realizes Bowser won't drop Peach. Save Pauline first, then go after Peach.
>>383964591
Do they have dicks?
Donkey
>>383955584
Fuck DK
Marry Bowser
Kill those 2 sluts
>>383969543
My fucking nigger.
>>383962961
Dark brown hair master race, get fucked blonde faggots.
>>383955706
alright. where's the penis?
>>383970629
isn't this mario-kun?
>>383974865
>get fucked by DK's DK
fixed that for you
>>383980060
No it's KC Deluxe
>>383964354
Wait a minute this isn't tennis
>>383955706
>picking peach even after she cucked bing bang yahoo man on multiple times and married bowser on countless times even back to the times of nintendo power comics
>>383955584
DMCA for this fan art when? In my opinion, Nintendo should brutally murder people who use their IPs for fan content and get away with it, and Japan should defend it. People who break copyright law should be put to death.